Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 40th edition

Fuck, I meant to say he loses his seat, Alex Salmond.

SALMONG ABSOLUTELY REKT

SNP'S HAGGIS STIRRED

JUST

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THE FUCKING STATE OF ALEX SALMOND

SNP continues to get BTFO

Please God, deliver us a holy DUP/Tory government.

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Chaos

Salmond out!!!!!!! Not all bad tonight. Has its silver linings

FUCKIN SALMONG LOST HIS SEAT

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A FAT TWAT

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recently took the hardest redpill to swallow

>be irish disapora fag
>have actual family living in Ireland
>grow up with grandfather having IRA mailman
>learn about the evil english occupying NI
>grow up and get redpilled
>see the only way for NI not to become sweden is to support unionists
>realize they are the only redpilled group on the entire british isles
>feels bad man

Please tell me Kate Hoey is safe, lads

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THE HAGGIS HAS BENN STIRRED
SMUG SALMON ON SUICIDE WATCH

why are scots voting tory

>>129140971
this is currently the odds favorite right now

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BRITAIN WILL FALL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

S T I R R E D

>>129140867
Why can't you just stick someone in a room with tapes of Churchill and Thatcher? You'd get better results.

holy shit what happened to scottish people?

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How long will she survive?

Will there be a resignation speech in the morning?

>Salmond losing his seat

Yes please

>>129141051
SNP won't let this independence shit go

Scotttish Mong Party BTFO nearly as badly as UKIP hahahahahhahahahahahah

PUNISHED SALMOND

remember when an increase of 30 seats would have been a disappointing result for theresa

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there will be no 2nd referendum

(Or could there be a third?)

Help a burger. I'm a little confused. How can Boris Johnson become PM exactly?

>>129141066
Hey I remember that band.

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Imagine having May's legacy

At least Cameron actually did do some shit

Ever heard of Kim Campbell? No? Exactly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Campbell

anyone reckon the tories are gonna get a majority?

If Sturgeon is losing, I am happy

SMOKED SALMOND

>>129140981
>No chin
>Slouch
>Peadosmile
Steryotypes are true

OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

Quick rundown on Alex Salmond's defeat

>>129141207
Can't see it.

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Scotland redemption arch is one of animes top 10 twists.

>>129141224
kek

>>129141158
Hm, the whole point of having a bureaucratic regime organizing things is the fact that they will perpetually make referendums until you vote what they want.

PLYMOUTH IS TAKEN BY LABOUR

>>129141040
Fuck off you're about as Irish as you are Black probably

what are the DUP gonna want? Electro-shock for fags?

>>129141066

Your a cheeky cunt u m8

>>129140981

"The virgin cheer"

JUST

>Plymouth Sutton
Why are southerners so disgusting?

>>129141207
About as likely as the USA becoming 90% white.

>>129141207
not anymore no

>>129141303
No Parliament blessing on a border poll.

>>129141284
we were only pretending friend

TORIES ARE WINNNG!!?? WHY!?
HELP!!

>>129141207
window is pretty much closed on that at this point, gonna be a tory coalition

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JUST

Salmond getting BTFO has been the highlight of my night so far.

you?

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Salmond ;_;

>>129141303
A Jizya tax for Catholics

well. Ruth did her fucking job.

Are Scotland just rabble rousers?

>>129141437
If Rudd loses, that'll be mine

>>129141199
>At least Cameron actually did do some shit

Yeah, he lost a referendum.

So glad that fat cunt Salmond lost, piece of shit.

ANSWER THIS YOU SHITHEADS
>>129139874
>>129140777

>>129141291
something the EU is very good at!

TORIES GETTING ABSOLUTELY RAPED TONIGHT

>>129140914
I actually don't like the financial sector more than you, but it's the only money generating sector we currently have. Services are everyone taking in everyone else's laundry and manufacturing is a shit.

I was on the wind up and I don't think one region of the UK should support the rest. But here we are.

>>129141158
we need are nige no matter what

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>>129141414
>yougov were right all along

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/873014085465649153


PHIL DAVIES IS IN AFTER ALL

I just can't believe at one point we were predicting over 400 seats for the conservatives.
What a downfall.
God I hate leftists.

>>129141414
DUP WONT GET CONS OVER THE LINE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

>>129141176
May steps down, Tory+DUP choose him in her place

>>129141523
We lack ordnung, plus there are weird rules

>>129141105
>Will there be a resignation speech in the morning?
Yes

>>129140981
CUTE
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E

>>129141083
>>129141051


SNP dominated the previous election as the party of Independence however a massive chunk of the electorate aren't for it at all. Ruth Davidson managed to establish the conservatives as the only true unionist party, therefore anyone not in favor of independence is voting Tory for the first time in their lifes.

I'm so fucking happy. Fuck all you doubting bastards.

>>129141523
done by hand, counting only allowed to happen after 10pm

RUUUUUUUUUUUUTH

>>129140705
Not gonna lie, former May voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching May crash and burn but in all seriousness we gotta get rid of the nuclear codes.

>>129141437
Enjoyed Clegg's defeat more, but Rudd's loss will top everything.

>>129141584
Nice

>>129141558
They're still winning

Amber Rudd is out.

>>129141412
LABOUR SHILLS BTFO
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FUCK YOU COMMIE KEKS. BETTER DEAD THAN RED

>>129141523
Destroying ballots takes time

Lads will conservative get a majority with the DUP? how likely is it that the DUP will agree to it

>>129141584
Get in

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>>129141396
I'll accept free movement for Irish citizens in exchange for keeping the Marxists out of power.

>>129141506
He had the balls to make that referendum happen in the first place.

>>129141523
There was a delay issuing vote counting licenses so the police blocked some areas from counting until a bit later.

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GAS

ALL

BOOMERS

>>129141693
youre a simple lad arent you

>>129141303
Some DUP bloke on earlier said they'd demand a proper Brexit.

Also, deport papists (except Mogg)

RUDD THE DUD

>>129141717
BUT IT WAS HER TUUUUURNN!!!

>>129141437
Tell me about Salmond, why did he flounder?

why is every scottish party leader a lesbian

>>129141743
They already said they will do it if the Tories give them what they want.

>>129141584
YAAAAAAAS SLAY KING

>>129141726
Are you retarded? This is like shooting your own children and then laughing at someone who just had a newborn baby.

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>>129141586
>The Conservatives are bumbling, Orwellian retards
>Fucking Leftists

>>129141284

Scotland is currently Cell saga Vegeta tier.

Still a dick and fucking things up in many ways but also kind of helping.

>>129141437
Salmond is one of the only genuine politicians. What a stupid post.

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The absolute state of the Green Party

>>129141752
We already have free movement under the CTA

>>129141655
can't believe that worked

>hung parliament
>no one in the country understands the constitution
>especially labour mongs

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>Area saturated with students and pakis in Plymouth has voted Labour

I fucking told you Plymouth would be split in two. Moor View will stay Blue just you watch.

>>129141775
Still makes me smarter than any corbynista

>become Prime Minister after Cameron buggers off
>accomplish nothing of note
>gamble on snap election and lose majority

How JUST is May right now?

>>129141584
Hooray!

>>129141176
If he become PM, a lot of people going to celebrate since he is more competent than all his rivals.

>>129141880
THICC

>>129141412
Because as bad as the Torys are, a Communist in power is apocalyptic for a country.

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>>129141693
How do you figure?

They started with 230 seats. 226 to win. If they unite with DUP they get +10. So if they lose 14 seats we're done.

>>129141933
Jeb! tier.

>>129141918
HANG THIS

*slaps you with dick*

>>129141858
That is the shittest metaphor I've seen today and most incorrect too

>That Dimbleby flirt

>>129141040
absolute nightmare aint it? insane how after centuries of opression, so called Irish 'nationalists' then willing to give away land to everyone else (except English), just mad.

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>indy ref2 ded in Scotland

>>129141861
Get rid of the EU first, afterwards get back your freedoms by some reactionary revolution or whatever.

>>129141933
She is literally autism tier right now. The Ed Milliband of Conservatives.

>>129141861
The cult that surrounds Corbyn full of die hard sjws, remainers, students and other assorted mongs are leftists, yes.
You can bitch about May as much as you want but she's infinitely better than the Labour lot.

>>129141500
fuckin a.
I'm guessing, we'll still be on the 15th recount by about 11 a.m. tho. Bitch cant admit defeat.

>>129141523
Various reasons. Some start counting late. Some centres count more than one constituency. Maybe bigger voting areas/fewer counters. Recounts.

We like our dragged out voting, leave us alone.

>>129140705
Holy shit, they won Canterbury?

>>129142006
I agree it was very hard to understand.

>>129141764
>It's only okay for the rich and middle class to vote in their own self interest!
(lol

>>129141929
The truly disgusting part is that the seat that holds HMNB Devonport has voted for a party that wants disarmament.

>>129141808

The UKIP leader isn't he's just a fat gay guy

We have several better people to lead the party than him, I have no idea what the higher ups are thinking but they are all Morons.

>>129142107
Aye lad.

>>129140705
Its fixed anyway, their chatting shit over live results, held it when everyone's sleeping so its easier to rig...
>Fail win.

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Shall we have Boris "Blond Boy II" Johnson as PM ?

>>129141864
cool but wankers

Call Nicola shes crying

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>muh free market
>muh neoliberalism
>muh global business elite

>>129141933
Cameron should have never resigned desu

>>129142117
>voting for a gommie because "muh inflated house price"

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>>129141294

1/8th Irish here, confirming unionism is the only way and filthy bogtrotters must be gassed, just my 2 cents as a proud Irish-American

>>129141437
The Scottish Con gains in general. Imagine without those.

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>>129141759
Only because he was certain that he'd win. See another very recent example of a PM only holding a vote because they were certain they would win. It's not bravery.

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>>129141987
Doesn't mean they're getting raped, they're gaining 5% of the vote, UKIP are the bitch boys here

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>JUST

Resign now you useless bald cunt

How much does Theresa May (or Amber Rudd) have to service DUP cock to get a majority? Daily hand jobbers? Blowies? Anal?

>>129140705
Is that white on Tim in the infographic teeth or is it his lips stained with SKIM MILK.

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The Bombing done it for her

the terrorists were sent to Libya under her as home secretary

Labour gain Colne Valley

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https://twitter.com/bbcelection/status/873018823284334592

KNIGHT SURGE

Haha Philip Davies reelected!

>>129141929
Jew.
>Disgust.

I think I'm off to bed lads. We know where things stand though right? Hung parliament but with a probable Tory government is most likely, right?

>That sexual tension between Kuenssberg and Dimbleby

>>129141506
aye, Cameron did fuck all for years nothing worthwhile then gambled and lost, May just fucked up more efficiently by gambling and losing after just a year, much faster.

Cameron set the ball rolling, he is much more the fuck up.

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>mfw you dumb cucks said the Conservatives would outdo the exit poll prediction


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>129141933
Worst Tory PM in history? Possibly

She made me understand why Japanese have Seppuku as a concept in their philosophy.

>>129142061
Obviously not.

>>129141875
fuck off you scotnat shill. he was a renowned scheming cunt. a master in backscratching and cocksucking in the shadier corners of westminister.

his dad also died last week.

fuck him and fuck you. naive millennial shitstain

>>129142257
Someone put a British flag over the girl

>>129142169

This.

All we did was replace a competent leader with an incompetent one. They're both Remainers anyway

>>129142237
DUPmight demand one of their's gets made Home secretary to make sure the terrorism stuff happens

That could be fun

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>mummy on her way to the tory HQ
I wonder what sort of reception she will get

>>129141207
They had a chance and then they fucked it up by being stupid.
How do you fuck up that badly?

VINE TIME
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>>129142185
US has a 30% corporation tax in some states, meanwhile Corbyn proposes a 26% corporation tax, and somehow Corbyn is a communist. Did your mother drop you on your head as a child? Or is it just a result of poor breeding?

>>129142061
You don't get to say "WOW LEFTISTS SUCK" after the Tories lose seats to a party helmed by an actual Communist in a snap election they fucking called themselves. It's like the picture of the man on a bike sticking something in his front wheels and blaming literally anything else.

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/873019529860964353

MUMMYPOSTING IS DEAD

Lib Dems have said they wont form a coalition with anyone.

Absolutely no chance of a Corbynista government now.

>>129142185
that's reasonable tbqh

>>129142300
pretty much, no shot for a tory majority

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>Dimble having a senior moment

>>129142369
how assblasted will Sinn Fein be?

>well, there's a question
>yes, that is a question

WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW

>tfw the DUP demand May builds a Trump Wall along the Northern Ireland border, in order for her to have a workable majority

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>>129142232
I must not be understanding something. If we lose 14 seats Corbyn is PM, which is horrible for Brexit.

Where is my reasoning incorrect?

>>129142406
I'm surprised she can summon the courage to even go in there. The knives will be bared

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>SINN FEIN +3

may is so fucked

>UKIP at 2% nationally

Jesus Christ

Amol Rajan is such a cunt. I knew him at university and he was a moron then and he's a moron now.

>>129142300
yes. have a good kip

>>129142442
Back to plebbit

Labour can't win now.

231 seats and 548 called out of 650.

It's mathmatically impossible.

>>129141040
>be irish disapora fag

get to fuck pal ma dogs fleas are more irish than you

>>129142477
He'll just take your property anyway through other means though

REMINDER

May will be sacked and BOJO will be PM.

EXPECT MORE MASS IMMIGRATION.

SWINGOMETER WHEN REEEE SWINGOMETER WHEN REEEE SWINGOMETER WHEN REEEE SWINGOMETER WHEN REEEE

Actually loving this, hope we get socialist nationalisation beginning soon! BACK TO BRITISH RAIL NOW, JUST THE START!

>>129142273
>ALANS DEEP BATH

Which party was in power when UK joined the EU?

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>that UKIP split

>>129142546
They were never going to win, that' not the point

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>MUMMYPOSTERS RIGHT NOW

>>129142585
t. retard
do you understand the whole private property thing?

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>>129141610
Thanks

>>129142497
So that's where all the tv license shekels go

>>129142479
>>129142521
Thanks lads, I'll enjoy the shitstorm in the morning though. 'night.

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>>129142406

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>>129141802
underrated post

>>129142468
but how possible is a labour/snp coalition?

>>129142497
hahah, actually made me smile, remember that episode, fitting

>>129142543
>r/t_d mong telling someone else to go to Reddit
(lol, based Pede xD!

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Push aside the fact it won't happen, could you even IMAGINE this fucking shit happening? That's what, 5 parties?

Labour, Lib Dem, SNP, Greens and SF. Fucking hell.

why would ex-UKIP voters not vote for what looked to be the best bet for brexit? Don't get it.

Give me the quick rundown on the election: which party is the least shitty and which one is winning?

>>129142490
That was brutal

>>129142646
The STATE of Ukip right now

>>129142257
Yep. And her insane unhinged response was just her trying to cover up her connection to the entire Libyan Islamic Fighting Group.

She campaigned like she couldn't win a seat on the local council. How the fuck she's held one of the great offices of state for 7 years... fuck.

>>129142698
>do you understand the whole private property thing?

I do, Corbyn doesn't

>nationalise the banking sector

t. The (Shadow) Chancellor

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>>129142722
I wanted to know though.

>>129142442
>he thinks corprate tax matters
Get the fuck off the internet and read a god damn book you economically illiterate runt. For our sake lets hope your mummy manages your worthless finances

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>>129142120
>tfw my Dad works in the dockyard
>Students and dolescum have pretty much voted against him and other skilled engineers having jobs

Beyond disgusting

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>>129142458
I still love mummy

>jezz literally got a higher share of the vote than blair

howling

>>129142787
Labour. Conservatives.

>>129142733
oh shit

>>129142646
>Unskilled
>Poorly Paid
>welfare leeches

>Support hard brexit
Why wouldn't UKIP be split?

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>>129140705
http://news.sky.com/story/general-election-live-broadcasters-exit-poll-due-at-10pm-10908978
22:48
Theresa May now heading down the M4 and back to Downing Street
>overrun by commies and mudslimes
>can't even drive on the right side
>PM's only 2 lanes
what happened britfags?

>>129142501
Corbyn's potential allies won't have enough seats to form a government, either the Tories form a minority government or they managed to scrape out a majority with the NI unionists.

>>129142515
I feel bad for them, but frankly they've been a joke this election cycle, they really have no idea what to do with Farage gone. Actually I was a member when Farage was leader and even then most of the time the party had no idea what it was actually doing.

>>129141933

Just because Thatcher was ok doesn't mean women leaders are ever a good idea

>>129142453
This.
Tory's only have themselves to blame. They immediately start trying to go full-on insane upper class shills, demanding that the internet is censored and that benefits are slashed. Then on the day of a terrorist attack they use it to push their transparent anti-porn agenda.

How fucking stupid can a party be? Even in America the republicans wouldn't use a tragedy to push a completely unrelated platform. This would be like Obama trying to use the boston bombing to push PIPA.

>>129142775
UKIP voters are retards.

FUCK DAMN IT WISH THAT BITCH SOUBRY HAD BEEN OUT, TRAITOROUS WHORE!

>>129142753
>/rt_d

Literally never seen this used outside of reddit

At least try to fit in

SOUBRY BANTZ

Top lass.

Fuck, Soubry's still in? You lied to me, brit/pol/.

Salmond battered by the poll.

>>129142761
A L L I A N C E

>Soubry

another highlight

>>129142761
That would be continental tier politicking.

Disgusting.

>>129142761
>Greens

don't you mean green?

>>129142726
Depends if Corbyn promises a referendum for the porridge wogs. Somewhat likely I'd guess, but it won't be enough.

Scotland has saved the Tories.

>>129142888
We need Tory votes, don't worry the DUP will take it up.

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>>129142761
Nothing would ever get done, holy shit. 5 Fucking parties trying to run a country. Absolute fucking madness.

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>>129142761
Digits and the madmen coalition happens.

Can the Tories get to 318, lads?

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So... anyone planning to emigrate?

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GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN ON THE PARTIES

HOW IS SNP FOR EXAMPLE?

>Dimbleby still hasn't worked out there's a delay yet
daft bastard

>>129141802
kek, well done lad

>>129142656
But the Tories still can.

>>129142761
They'd completely tear the country apart.

>>129142775
buyers remorse.

>>129142761
>Sinn Fein ended their Commons boycott

This guy is a fucking retard

>>129142761
SF already 100% ruled that out

>>129142515
>>129142646
UKIP is a mess.

>>129142501
>Lifetime Brexiteer taking office instead of a woman who was anti-Brexit her whole life and is suddently "pro-Brexit" because it is popular is bad for Brexit
Why do Americans just talk about things they know nothing about?

>>129142515
This. Britbongs are just as cucked, if not moreso than the French. I thought they were better than this after Brexit but clearly not. After two terrorist attacks right on the heels of this election they vote to tie the noose tighter. It's just you and me now burger, the rest of the Anglosphere is dead.

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>>129142978
>off by 1
IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS

BRITAIN WILL FALL

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>Go to make a cup of tea
>Come back
>Soubry has kept her seat
JUST

>>129142761
>if

Soubry getting shirty with Dimblebot

>>129142943
The party colloquially referred to as "the Greens", yes.

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YouGov revising their prediction down to 300 seats for Cons. Even with DUP they won't have enough to cross 326.

This is over. I can't believe this has happened.

>>129142854
> welfare leeches

Baby Boomers

>>129142992
>SNP
Anti union scum soon to be eradicated.

>>129142775
Working class retards wanting gibs.

>>129142761
>swearing allegiance to the queen

My analysis of what's unfolded tonight:

Tactical voting - evidenced by the drop in vote for smaller parties. In most other scenarios, 44% of the national vote would deliver a parliamentary majority for a British political party.

>>129142992
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

SKYNEWS PROJECTS HUNG PARLIAMENT

>>129143068
I wonder if she's been drinking.

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>>129142978
THAT'S IT POLE. YOU'RE GOING BACK RIGHT NOW!

>>129142761
>Sinn Fein
>DUP helping Jeremy "IRA Lover" Corbyn

Nope.

>>129142442
completely reasonable. Corporations would be stupid to leave

>>129143091
sky still forecast 315-325

>>129143007
just saying, how many of those LAB gains came down to ex-kippers going the wrong way.

>>129142943

Autism.

>>129143091
SECOND ELECTION.
E
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O
N
D

E
L
E
C
T
I
O
N

Soubry bringing the truth.

Based,

>>129142761
>if

How long's it take to form a coalition?

>>129143167
The DUP will actually demand results. They are a real right wing party.

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>>129143168
They've been predicting a hung parliament for hours you mong

>>129143214
trying to keep it interesting for the ratings

can i go to sleep now?

>>129143091
Fuck off, Yank.

>>129142889
>Literally never seen this used outside of reddit
So you've seen it back home on Reddit? Seen it come into use after Kushner commanded his father-in-law to attack Syria. Atleast you admitted you're a Redditor. Honestly, you'd feel more comfortable there, so why don't you just return?

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>>129143032
Don't be a pretentious cunt. Corbyn has backed away from that recently. It's obvious he wants a "soft Brexit" and another referendum will be likely.

NEW

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>>129142795
>Yep. And her insane unhinged response was just her trying to cover up her connection to the entire Libyan Islamic Fighting Group.

THREAD

>>129143304
No.

>>129143239
last one took 5 days

>>129142992
Tories = cuckservatives
Labour = fantasy land lefties and angry Blairites
Lib Dems = shifty little shits that don't stand for anything
SNP = MUH SCOTLAND lefties
UKIP = dead party, don't worry about them

>>129141584
It's like a thousand rapes!

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And the award for the biggest JUST of the night goes to...

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>tfw shy Corbyn factor is real

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>this woman going against the party line

>>129143247
Hopefully, I just copied that paragraph from the OP for the lazy bastard I was replying to.

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>>129143176
Digits and DUP joins the madmen coalition.

>Tim "Just" Farron is an MP and you rant on a weeb forum

soubry blatantly been bubbling

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>>129142986
>When you want to move to New Zealand but you studied a shitty subject at University

>>129142812
Mercer is back at least

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>>129142761
>chaos coalition
And then they actually went and did it, the ABSOLUTE MAD MEN

soubry's smashed

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>>129140705
IT WAS JUST A PRANK MR.Juncker!! We were just kidding about leaving the European Union! Please don't punish us too badly!

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>>129141105
>Will there be a resignation speech in the morning?

Impossible for anything else to happen

Fucking hell, it's just hit me that fucking Jeremy Corbyn outlasted Theresa May.

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

>>129143301
Fair point, Comrade Corbyn atill has a chance

>>129142645
Under the Tories, they joined the European Common Market in 1973 and held a referendum to confirm it in 1975. They tried to join earlier in 1963 too but De Gaulle blocked them.

>>129142992

SNP are still the majority in Scotland but they have been devastated.

May should never have been allowed near leadership. It's been insane listening to unironic tory supporter friends pretend she's in any way competent whilst avoiding all debates and being a total damp squib.

>>129142975
The best timeline is a totally inert, and thus non-existent government.

The system needs to crash and burn.

Is it really too much to ask for a party combining the nationalist, immigration cutting plans of the right, combined with the socialist, nationalisation plans of the left?

Socially conservative patriotic generally, economically left moderate socialist generally - why not both?

Seriously, it is the combo that would be incredibly popular and take the country by storm with a massive majority (plus representing my views more, haha)

>>129143311
>Labour mong
>telling anyone to go back to plebbit

Where do you think you are?

>>129143188
DUP aren't lefties you utter twit.

>>129143091
They'll still have enough. It's a statistical impossibility at this point.

And we have May to thank for being dumber than bricks and being transparent about it.

>>129142515
And half their voters went to them.

Fuck Kipper and fuck Are Nige for swanning off to the US to fluff his own nest.

>>129143396
>>3396
>33
I'll take it.

>>129143431
Soubry just made one for her.

>>129143483
Yes

>Shropshire stays fully Blue

Was close this time

>>129143403
>soubry blatantly been bubbling

most lucid I have ever seen her, i guess she is off the sauce.

>>129143549
She's proper going for her lmao

>>129143214
Data scientist here.
When did they last update? Look at the swing margin. Labour is picking off wayyy more marginals than expected.

There will be tears before the end. I think Commie Corbyn has this.

>>129142775
Read yesterday that Ukip was not solely about Brexit. It was also the home of a lot of anti-establishment voters in general.

People who voted Lib Dem in 2010 because Clegg was new and edgy, then voted UKIP in 2015 for the banter, have now voted Labour Corbyn because he made Labour the most anti-establishment party on offer.