Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 39th edition

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The Battle of Scotland has my ass cheeks clenched.

THE BEAST OF BOLSOVER HOLDS!

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BRITAIN WILL FALL!

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/872924720768974848

>tfw made yougov's bitch

WHERE'S THE HASTINGS RECOUNT

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ITS ALL FUCKFD

Why is the news recapping what we've literally spent all night watching??

What happens if you destroy UKIP and the SNP but then let a marxist tour the country for weeks while you do nothing?

Therese May is going to go down in the history books for running the worst campaign ever ran by conservatives.

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We in charge now.

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>vote for Brexit
>Then vote for Labour and fuck it up

PRIME

MINISTER

BORIS

JOHNSON

>Conservatives win 44% of the popular vote
>Same as Blair's landslide
>Same as Thatcher's landslide
>get a hung parliament

FPTP not looking so great for the Tories anymore. This is why you shouldn't rely on benefit scrounging UKIP voters.

FUCK YOU RUDD

JUST CONCEDE

IT'S OVER

3 more Labour gains from the Tories just now:
Lincoln (from Con)
Croydon Central (from Con)
Warrington South (from Con)

It's going one way. The Tories have only taken I think 2, maybe 3 seats from Labour.

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DUP JUST LAID OUT SOME OF THEIR DEMANDS

>hard brexit
>cuts on immigration
>a vast new expansion of anti-terror laws
>an anti-separatists fund

>>129138614
>he doesn't wake up at 4am for a news update

>>129138619
May is going to go into the history books for the shortest tenure as a PM in over a century

>>129138391
Tories have a vote majority, this is where it all changes!

when is it going to be clear what will happen? i want to go to bed

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>>129138623

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What a disaster.

>>129138623

I welcome this

At least the DUP are actually committed Brexit

>>129138680
I like all of those things, this is great

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>Rotherham
>Labour hold

Just fucking firebomb that paki infested shithole already. Any more children get raped by mudskins up there will receive no sympathy from me.

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>APOLOGISE

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Threadly reminder that only the wholesale destruction of the political establishment will save Britain. Tonight is a step towards that. All the Tories were offering you was a slow death

We're still looking at a Conservative minority government right? We're heading for another election under a different Tory leader?

Jezza doesn't have enough for a coalition.

SNP are fucked. And with that, I am happy.

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Are we neocon or commie? Can't take this waiting anymore.

>>129138680
No they haven't, mate.

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>>129138668
>Lincoln

vote ukip

>>129138680
>>129138623
The perfect result

>Labour is still leading

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"What the actual fuck are you guys doing. Make your fucking mind up. Fucksake!" - Junker

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when will the threads slow down? this shit is exhausting

SOMEBODY CONFIRM WE ARE OFFICIALY RUDDERLESS. PLEASE.

>>129138570
JUST

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Chelmsford tory win by 30k to labour's 17k

essex all blue

oli oli oli oi oi oi

>>129138779
Nigel Dodds was just talking about it.

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>mrif tories win

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>Scotland is based
>Wales gets cucked
WHAT HAPPENED LADS?

>>129138774
Conservative can get a majority with the DUP

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On the upside... NEOLIBERALISM BTFO!

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Just wanna say I've been here for literally years on end

and it looks like it's all about to go tits up

so legit

thanks for the laughs lads

"Once more unto the breach"

RUD CANT CONCEDE BECAUSE SHE WANTED MAYS JOB

SHES ABOUT TO LOSE IT ALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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>>129138727
It's 4am, what's the point of going to bed now?

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Who dis? <3

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Lib Dems have the same number of seats as the DUP

>>129138858
Imagine sucking in his breath.

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>>129138777
neo con with a touch of actual con

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Did we, did we crush them?

Lib Dem or DUP?

Who would you rather Tories go into coalition with?

>>129138391
>Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year

Fuck of shill

>>129138864
THEY NEED ANOTHER RECOUNT

Can any Britbro give me a tl;dr on all major parties and which one we want to win?

>A north Ireland party will be relevant in Westminster

>>129138680
Hard Brexit is bad, idiots.

>birds chirping already

JUST FUCK OFF, WHY DIDN'T MAY SUGGEST BIRD HUNTING

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220 - 220

TORY SURGE

>>129139021
>which one we want to win
None of them.

>>129138935
because im tired

>>129138777
neoliberal

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Is there a May version yet?

>>129139025
Why?

>>129138834
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

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>>129138858
SAVE US JEAN CLAUDE! DEMOCRACY IS ACTUALLY SHIT, WE DIDN'T MEAN IT. SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF WE SAID ABOUT YOUR DRINKING.

>>129138939
how did you get a pic of my gf

>>129138900
wales is poor and wants gibs

>>129138680

I was worried earlier, but a DUP-CON coalition would be better than any other result

Amber heard


Lost seat

Madnesss

Asking for a 3rd recount

>pound plummets

so does that mean my bitcoins are worth more or what?

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Oh for fuck's sake

>>129138984
DUP.

The Lib Dems really can't form a coalition with the Tories, as Menzies was saying earlier.

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umm what's that sweetie pie? Oh yes he's going to win.

>>129138777
neocom

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>>129138983
She literally rallied them all under a single banner while making ZERO gains

>>129139021
All of them are shit mate that's the problem

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>>129138984
Lib dems and cons was the worst partnership possible. 5 more years of that and I'll dance confront of a train.

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>>129139061
A good point well made.

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HAHAHAHA

IT'S HAPPENING

>>129138916
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>129138983
May was the saboteur all along. WHAT A TWIST

>>129138858
Why do so many European leaders look so jewy?

>>129139148
I already claimed. GET OUT REEEE

>>129138983
I-in a way...

>>129139174
You at Lincoln Uni?

>>129139170
>Amber heard

I think you mean Amber Rudd

Amber Heard is the succubus who stole half of Johnny Depp's money

>>129139174
UKIP voters are fucking scum.

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>>129138497
>London feels the brunt of the cuts

In exactly what way do you "feel" the cuts?

London gets a disproportionate amount of subsidies anyway. If anything, the "cuts" that you're feeling are just those massive subsidies being dragged back out of your greedy, sweaty little palms.

The only cuts that London feels are those coming from your refugee friends. And you deserve every single lost limb and lost relative, since you were the ones who demanded that we let them in in the first place.

>>129138562

You dirty bastard pube get out

>>129138983
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

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>220 v. 220

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>129139170
she kept having to do public relations bullshit because May was scurred.

harsh

B L U E
L
U
E

S U R G E
U
R
G
E

225 - 222

>pound falls after brexit
>omg old people you've fucked us all over
>pound falls after corbyn performance
>................

Cable is about to collapse.

Are the remaining seats /ourseats/ or not?

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>>129139206
>It's ndrrsiijg

>>129138900
Labour is actually second in Scotland in terms of vote percentage, and the same number of seats as the Tories. The Scottish Tories are just going to help save a slim Tory-DUP coalition

>>129139303
Grab the calculator next time.

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As a non tea, who is the general consensus voting for and why?

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Tories are full of failed gamblers

Make way for the Johnson

>TORY LEAD >TORY LEAD >TORY LEAD >TORY LEAD >TORY LEAD >TORY LEAD >TORY LEAD

>>129139419
I did. They went to Labour.

>Huge swing against the Tories in high-income constituencies.

LMAO. Gap yah kiddies and butthurt rich olds cucked the Tories.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=highland+laddie

>>129138939
shadow home secretary

>>129138777

probably commie

MOGGY

MOGG

>>129138391

How much power does a PM actually have?

MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY
OI OI OI

UKIP voters gift Lincoln to Are Jez.

FUCK
-K
-I
-P

>we don't know how asia will react to these results
>meanwhile in asia
>'baka, what the fuck is a DUP?'

>MOGG

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>>129138916
THAT's WHAT SHE GETS FOR SHUTTING IT DOWN ABOUT SAUDI ARABIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ14OKRkVlQ

>>129139299
THEYRE BOTH INCOMPETENT EVIL CUNTS.

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Hahahaha! Big Ian strikes from beyond the grave!

WN !!XKy4PC1RH+2 ID:fYN3Les5 Sat 13 May 2017 16:23:15 No.125355281 ViewReport
Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

REES-MOGG

THE NEW PM

>>129138391
Lads if Corbyn wins surely its only a matter of time for a new /ourguys/ oarty to rise from the ashes??

Ukip are fucked unless they rebrand themselves or if Big Nige' doesnt come back

MOGGERS.

MOGGY
MOGGY
MOGGY
OI
OI
OI

>>129139021
They're all terrible, please let me come and live in glorious Nippon. You seem to be the only island nation left with its head screwed on straight.

>>129139529
head of government

Con gain from labour finally.

>>129138900
It's a jock redemption/sheep betrayal arch

MOGG

Whoever wins South Thanet, we lose

>>129139270
take a wild fucking guess

>>129139089
Tories are free trade globalist cucks, so their entire economic policy revolves around free trade, with Europe.

>media already saying brexit needs to be softened

jesus christ, this was the second referendum and remain just won.

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Does this mean red is going to win, or have all of the safe blue seats not been counted yet?

MOGG

>Moggs still has he's seat

There is a god

>>129139593
wasn't he one of the dads in the harry potter films

>>129139678
You don't make sense. If they loved free trade with europe, they would be for a soft brexit.

fucking mogg

>People getting excited over a Tory lead
But we knew this already, it's still going to be a hung Parliament.

Sorry if it's already been explained a million times, but could someone tell me why there is no nationalist party in Britain focused purely on British interests? Why are the two major parties so terrible? Even in the 60s you had Enoch Powell telling everyone what was going to happen. How did it get so bad? Can it be fixed?

>>129138935
literally daylight, and to exciting to sleep

>>129139689
It is ok, the DUP will save us.

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>>129139689

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Wew lad.

>>129139601
UKIP are done. They're a forever-damaged brand. The people within it aren't focussed.

Aaron Banks is forming a new party, might be the best option.

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Dont even feel tired lads

>>129139718
can DUP have a coalition?

BASED PAUL MASON ON ITV

are mogg

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THE FASTER IT BURNS
THE SOONER WE CAN REBUILD

So what will the DUP seek in Brexit negotiations?

Pillboxes on the border with the south?

Why hasn't this been counted out yet?
My local state election was done two hours after the last vote was casted for fucks sake.

SNP WON!!

WEVE WON

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>>129139406
>all this sperging out because I called you a manlet

Face it, YOU spend your nights on imageboards and your days standing on your tip toes, whispering "grow,grow,grow" while Ruben towers over YOU and bangs your gf.

>>129139800
A E S T H E T I C

>>129139800
>water is wet

>>129139861
>hard brexit
>cuts on immigration
>a vast new expansion of anti-terror laws
>an anti-separatists fund

>>129139480
Oh goddamn, being up so long is getting to me, sorry.

>>129139762
Read Hitchen's Abolition of Britain.

>>129139314
London generates more tax income than it receives.

Yes, that's because of the financial sector and other big businesses in the London area but it's still a fact (and most Londoners are Labour softies and happy to share that out).

>>129139821
Depends on how bad the Tories do

>they're both bad

If they're both bad candidates why are you not freaking the fuck out about the fact that our country is doomed?

>>129139468
Thanks for your vapid insight

>>129139021
Two main parties are Labour and the Conservatives (Tories).

Labour are led by a socialist who will cripple the UK economy with his welfare policies and £10min wage which will put small independents out of business.

Conservatives are led by an authoritarian old hag who wants to take away your porn and has royally fucked up what would have been an easy victory.

Tories take Mansfield

>>129139562
OY VEY, sold trucks and knives to Saudi Arabia, they support ISIS.

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>UKIP voters cucked the Tories

>>129139800
Northern Ireland? Also, why Sinn Fein doesn't take their seats?

>>129139718

The suburban /comfy/ Conservative constituencies always come in late

10 seat lead for Cons

How many more London seats are there for labour to farm from?

>>129139762
We used to have the BNP but the BBC literally publicly shamed them out of existence.

>>129139861
I'm a little worried they might want some aspects of soft brexit in order to avoid a hard border.

But they won't accept free movement which should rule out single market membership.

>>129139762
Because since the 1930s the primary aim of our intelligence services has been preventing a nationalist movement like the British Union of Fascists from ever emerging again. They spend a lot more time dealing with that than Muslims.

>>129139915
>a vast new expansion of anti-terror laws
can't wait to be spied on more

Lads how likely is it Tories can scrape 326+ from where they are?

>>129139529
Legally, very little. PM isn't actually a required 'role' and sole executive unlike your Presidency. PM is a simple term to describe the leader of the largest majority party in Parliament, more of a shorthand term than anything. Instead, it has what is referred to as 'soft power' e.g. influence, weight behind words as opposed to functional hard power e.g. legally powers.

>West Aberdeenshire and Kincardine, CON gain from SNP

Well on the plus side Obama looks like a total retard again.

https://archive.is/kbyL1

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>>129139438
There is no general consensus, just anarchy.

>Moggy still holding his seat

Thank christ for that, I probably would have topped myself if he lost. Unlikely as it is

>>129139800
reminds me of medieval 2 kingdoms ireland map

>>129139752
Because they are for Soft Brexit. "Hard Brexit" is just a (((media))) meme. A REAL Hard Brexit would result in economic blocks being put in place that prevented free trade with Eruope, i.e. Tariffs. Tories are not going for that, ergo Soft Brexit.

#GE2017: Mansfield:
Con: 46.6% (+18.5)
Lab: 44.5% (+5.1)
UKIP: 5.3% (-19.8)
Ind: 2.2% (+1.5)

>>129139914
>sdlp btfo by sinn fein
>uup btfo by dup
No more moderates

inb4 the taigs go full meltdown n form IRA Harder

>>129139980

Hopefully this means they take a more hardline stance on Brexit and immigration if there is another GE this year

>>129140065
Literally impossible.

UKIP voters are hereby BANNED from /britpol/.

You gave us a commie PM. This is ALL your fault.

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Do you drink this, are you truly redpilled?

>>129139998
They practice abstentionism, don't believe NI should be a part of the UK so they won't take their seats in Parliament as a sign of that.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MANLET GREEN LEADER AT CHELTENEM

FUCKIN 4'11 CUNT NEXT TO THE 6'4 TORY LOL

>>129140065
very unlikely at this point, and has been slipping all night

tory coalition is the most likely result at this point

>>129139998
Because they're Irish nationalists.

>>129139940
>freaking the fuck out

Because it's too late. It was doomed long before this election, why even care at this point?

Gideon btfo.

>>129140065
>Lads how likely is it Tories can scrape 326+ from where they are?
not possible my dear lad. Tories were at the 326 stage by now in 2015.

>>129139943
I thought you shills would leave as soon as your pay packets stopped coming.

>>129140151
Did you even look at the swings?

>>129139821
Yes, likely with the conservatives.

>>129139861
Hard brexit but will be nervous around the topic of border with ireland. Was to be expected either way.

All this election does is two things, (a) reinforce that may was full of shit and (b) reempower labour because reasons. Well done May.

Anyone else think the tories are still going to pull off a majority?

>>129139800
What is up with Belfast west? Why do they have to be so edgy.

>>129140217
No.

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>>129140151
It was the former UKIP voters who flocked to Labour.

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>boris as PM
>CON/DUP coalition
>SNP dead
odds on this happening? why are we nervous again?

>>129140182
and best result if dup demands hard brexit

>>129140184
This is inane as fuck, this isn't how the constitution works

>>129140158
>made by monks
>redpilled

>Last NIght's Haggis is so shit that she gave the Tories Scotland
>Which meant they couldn't form a coalition with Labour

>>129140217
I can't see it.

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Maybe if I sleep now, I will die in my sleep knowing that the UK didn't have to remain under conservatives for another day.

>>129140087
>https://archive.is/kbyL1

Why did you post an archive link you retard?

>>129140158
Dutchgfag?

See >>129139894

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Moggposting at 4:17

>The day though gavest Lord, is ended
What a lovely man

>>129140065
They don't need 326 for a majority, if the IRA stay away as usual then you can get a majority with 320ish.

About a 16/1 shot on betfair for them to get a majority, probably not happening.

>>129140217
Fuck no. They're lost seats like Canterbury which means that they've ballsed everything up.

>>129140158
No because I'm not a dole scrounging Jock

>majority needed now at 321

>>129140275
Like 75% chance.

>>129140309
>Implying those monks aren't riding the tiger

>>129140158
>stabjuice

>>129139917
>>129140028
>>129140057
Thanks, I will check these things out

>>129140065
impossible

I'd love to know how Boris would fix anything desu.

James Forsyth on the Spectator live blog saying the cabinet is split on whether May should go, which means she will.

>>129140275
Probably not an explicit coalition, but a confidence and supply agreement

>>129140151
absolutely not, you should all be banned and reserve britpol for the true heart, free conscience ukip voters that decided against the cancerous tory/labour pleb vote

>>129140275
>no heroin needle sticking out scotlands arm

>>129140217
Unless they somehow get 80 odd seats and every other party gets 3-4, no

>>129140352
*thou :^(

>>129140195
Because unlike before this cements it. Why is every brit on pol a defeatist cuck?

>>129140368
A dole scrounging Nigel is hardly better Nigel.

>Theresa May may survive

Why exactly? She squandered the biggest lead since the 1980s

South Thanet is Tory

SAlMOND

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>-10.8%
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

>>129139021
Not a brit, but...
>Tories suck
>Lab sucks
>Tories might have to partner with DUP to have a majority
>DUP will demand hard brexit and north ireland gibs in exchange for coallition
We may have blundered into exactly what we wanted.

Tories take Mansfield...

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With the DUP the Tories will only have a majority of 3.

FFS

>>129139998
They don't recognise the Parliament at Westminster as the legitimate government of Northern Ireland. They also run candidates in Ireland and they do attend the Dail Eireann. They're only abstentionists in Westminster elections.

>>129140526
>UKIP: 6%

It's over

>DUP get more significant representation in a Conservative small majority Govt

I'm completely fine with this.

>>129140448
It won't be Boris, it has to be someone who was pro-Brexit though. Could be Liam Fox. David Davis seems too old.

on me last tinny kads. what do?

Why are nigs only in Labour?

SALMOND OUT

>>129140201
Shilling what? Pointing out the fact that the party that has the largest vote share in the exit polls has taken the lead isn't in the slightest bit interesting

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>>129140548

Lads I'm afraid Sinn Fein will chimp out fully if the DUP enter coalition

Fucking sickening looking at pathetic weasels like Chukka trying to claim credit for this after 2 years of pissing on Corbyn.

>>129140526
Im surprised. Everyone here has been banging on the labor drum

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SALMON NOT FUCKED

ALEX SALMOND LOSES SEAT

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>129140184
I would have unironically voted for Boris but I couldn't vote for May

>>129140520
Is there anyone in the Conservative party with an ounce of political talent?

>>129140548
small parties btfo

>>129140632

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA

>>129140520
anyone who thinks may is going to survive this is delusional

tories are going to be out for blood and all the blank will be on her head

>>129140561
Your opinion is worth basically nothing due to your complete lack of understanding. Please exit the thread.

She lost because of the attacks

>>129140217
Extremely unlikely. If they can reach 320, that would be a (((win))) at this point. They will have still lost their dignity and needed to call junior for help in the process.

SHAME

>>129140548
Ahahha what a surprise! Ahahahha...ha

SAMMOND GONE
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G
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SALMOND LOST HIS SEAT

SALMOND LOST HIS SEAT

SALMOND LOST HIS SEAT

SALMOND LOST HIS SEAT

SALMOND LOST HIS SEAT

>>129140662
#GE2017: South Thanet:
Con: 50.9% (+12.8)
Lab: 38.0% (+14.3)
UKIP: 6.0% (-26.4)
LDem: 3.1% (+1.2)
Grn: 1.6% (-0.5)
Ind: 0.4% (-1.2)

>>129140503
>this cements it

No. Demographic change cements it. This election is irrelevant.

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NEED AND ANSWER TO THIS >>129139874

>>129140355
you subtract 4 for the non attending Sinn Fein - 322. 9 DUP (prob) - Means under 314, they fucked. I think, its approx.

>>129140608
>DUP coaltition

Actually not bad, desu.

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>>129140184
based bozza

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>>129140674
OH SHIT
HE IS FUCKED

>>129140337
Oh shit, how you doing nigger?

>>129140608
Fucking this, senpai

SALMOND IS GUTTED

Soubry & Salmond keep seats, /pol/ BTFO

lmao cya salmond

Fucking salmoned

SALMOND HAS LOST HIS SEAT

Salmond has lost his seat to conservative

HAHA SALMOND YOU MONG

Conservative majority on betfair down to 10/1

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Salmond btfo
It was all worth it

>>129139839
Tried to explain this to my friends and family and they think im a fucking lunatic

Said it wont be that bad long term of Corbyn wins cos he'll fuck the country up the arse and return it to the 70's, exactly where most of his policies are from

>>129140694
Nope.

What a mental night

>Anna Soubry re-elected

this shit wasn't worth staying up for

NEW

>>129140705

>>129140705

>>129140705

>>129140705

>>129140705

>SOUBRY REELECTED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Salmond BTFO.

Imagine having May's legacy

At least Cameron actually did do some shit

Ever heard of Kim Campbell? No? Exactly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Campbell

>>129140731
>Britain is strong, we must not change anything in the face of terrorism.

>Britain is under siege, we must regulate the internet harder than China

Not a very coherent or stable platform t b h.

>>129140690
Because you're not old enough, right?

>>129139919
>London generates more tax income than it receives.
>Yes, that's because of the financial sector

Oh, how soft and kind and loving and liberal and sweet and progressive and cuddly and Disney and lovely and charming and sharing of you.

Sure, you gutted the rest of the British economy and you cost millions of people their jobs (depressing entire communities in the process) by transitioning the economy while importing millions of immigrants, but you're "happy to share" YOUR money. It's YOUR money after all. Not MY money, it's YOUR money, because tends of thousands of people lost their jobs directly because of you, but YOU... did what exactly?

Fucking kill yourself and your entire family.

TOP WEW

BASED SCOTS

SALMOND CONNED

On a scale of 1/BEADY, how ANGLO are your EYES /britpol/?

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>'CAN NORTHERN IRELAND F*** OFF' Leftists explode with rage of N.I. parties propping up Tories

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3758055/northern-ireland-tory-coalition-northern-ireland-labour-voters-twitter-reaction-exit-poll-hung-parliament/

Raging Labour supporters said unionists in the province can ‘f*** off’ after an exit poll suggested their parties could prove vital to keeping Theresa May in office. One wrote: “Unionist fascists from Northern Ireland will support May.” Luke Edwards, whose profile picture had a “Vote Labour” banner, said: “Those Northern Ireland f*****s will jump straight in with the Tories. Lib Dem Are rats too”. Corbyn fanatics say they would rather see UK crumble and province leave the union than its politicians support the Conservatives And Londoner Luke Burgoyne spat: "Can Northern Ireland f*** off and re-unify with the republic before the D.U.P form a coalition with the conservatives?"

Unionist parties the DUP and UUP combined are likely to win the largest number of the 18 seats from NI. According to the 10pm exit poll, the Conservatives are 12 seats shy of the overall majority of 326 seats. It means the two biggest Northern Ireland parties — discounting Sinn Fein who don't take their seats — could prove kingmakers in backing the Tories.

The DUP backed Britain leaving the EU while the smaller UUP favoured Remain. Sir Jeffrey Donaldson, the DUP's leader in Westminster in the last parliament, vowed to lend his party's support to the Tories on issues such as Brexit and keeping the UK together. He told the BBC: "This is perfect territory for the DUP because obviously if the Conservatives are just short of an overall majority it puts us in a very strong negotiating position. "Certainly that is one we would take up with relish", he said. Sinn Fein boss Gerry Adams insisted there was no chance of Sinn Fein taking their seats in parliament — even if it helped stop the Conservatives forming a governing coalition.

Please tell me Kate Hoey is safe, lads.

Jesus, fucking die Tory cunts.

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Salmond BTFO
Best result so far

>>129140761
>implying brexit going out the window won't cement the end of the UK

Cuck.

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>my dad died last week....now im unemployed

Lads. It's light outside. Tell it to stop it.

>>129138391
>Angus Roberton loses his seat.
and Salmond lost his

small comfort for a really bad night

>>129140632
YES!

>>129140817
Except he lost his seat you dunce

>>129140756
Im just stating what ive witnessed is that most people here were/are openly labor. Nice to see they lost

Conservatives need all but 41 of the remaining seats to get a majority

>>129140895
George groves for the greens

KARL GET IN HERE

>>129140939
She is.

>>129140608

This. DUP involved, ideally with a new PM (actual Brexiteer, hopefully) is fantastic. Only issue is stopping this Corbyn rise next election, but I think a leader who isn't afraid of debates will do this fine.

THE SALMON IS OUT THE WATER

>>129140817
Berenstein?

>>129140659
gay niggers OUT