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Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 38th edition

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>At a glance
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Con hold Bexleyheath & Crayford with a 20.1% majority
Theresa May keeps seat
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918
Corbyn keeps seat
Tim Farron's seat will be holding bundle recount
Vince Cable keeps seat
Clegg loses seat
Angus Roberton loses his seat.

>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/
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>hassle Westminster for years for a devolved parliament because of the never ending Tory government
>get it
>choose not to use the powers granted to us
>vote a new Labour government into power
>abandon Labour en masse for a Scottish National Independence Party
>enjoy England and Wales subsidising our incredibly high deficit
>harass the new Tory government for an independence referendum
>vote 'no' in the referendum because it was just a bit of cheeky banter
>hand a massive majority to the SNP anyway
>reject the SNP's calls for a second independence referendum shortly after
>new election called
>abandon the country's historic principles to cuck Corbyn's socialist movement and piss off half of England
>vote Conservative for a laugh and hand them a minority government
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Just as planned.
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May isn't going to be PM in 24 hours
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FULL RECOUNT IN HASTINGS

AMBER RUDD IS KILL
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>>129135994
>this election
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>>129136284
SURE
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Atleast my county was entirely Tory.

Dorset represent.
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plz say Amber Rudd is kill, she literally wants to watch what I'm fapping to
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>go to 4chan.gov.uk
>everyone is mummy posting
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>>129136284
>destroy country
>lose
>blame opposition
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>>129135994
Good job with all these threads lad
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I'm so sorry. I will write a letter to Trump asking him to give refugee status to UKIP and Tory voters.
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FOUR SEAT GAP
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Well I guess it's time to say goodbye to our old friends America and hello to our new Venezuelan, Bolivian and Cuban ones.
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LAST NIGHTS
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>>129136372
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>brits
>culture
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Lammy 40k in my constituency very proud so progressive
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J U S T
U
S
T
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>>129136407
>ukip voters

all 15 of them
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>>129136407
Reminder that every right-wing populist movement has flopped since Blompf got elected

Coincidence? I think not
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full recount david
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>this is the end of """Great""" Britain

Time to say your goodbyes lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI
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There's been a full recount.
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>>129136407
>Tory voters

Nah, fuck em.
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>>129136407
Throw the Tory voters to the dogs, they're 'Conservative' in name alone.
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can conservatives still get a majority?
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>>129136504
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Another Labour gain from the Tories, Derby North.
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>>129135994
are labour gonna win bros? I don't know how I feel about it
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FUCK THE RECOUNT GET THE CUNT OUT
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It's time.
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Somebody explain this to me. Does this mean the IRA is coming back?
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>>129136518
Shes gone.
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>>129136501
Haha fucksake
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>>129136501
The ABSOLUTE STATE of the Caliphate of Londonistan.
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HAGGIS IS ON
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STIR
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fuck off sturgeon
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>>129135994
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
>THERE'S A RECOUNT DAVID
DAVID YES THERE'S A RECOUNT
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So, do you think they'll be another general election this year?
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>saying the snp won this election despite losing a third of our seats and many of our highest profile MPs.
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LADS

WHAT ARE YOUR PREDICTIONS?
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feel really, really bad for mummy
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RAPIST

RESIGN
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>>129136468
Trump is going to jail m8
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>>129136536
but UKIP wasn't even on my ballot anon
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>loving
>every
>laugh
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Nicola looks like she's staggered out of a kebab shop after a pub crawl.
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IPLAYER FAGS NEED TO BE BANNED
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>>129136600
Means hard-Unionist and hard-Republicans are doing well

Mixed tbqh
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>>129136284
>pointlessly call election
>purposedly sabotage campaign
>get minority government
>soft brexit inevitable

BREXIT CANCELLED
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>>129136648
yes

BNP landslide
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>>129136506
there was nothing "right-wing" or "populist" about the tory campaign
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LABOUR ARENT GOING TO WIN.....

its not really happening
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surely this is the end of Tresemme
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I'm so worried lads.
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>>129136600
Nah, no reason to. Jez will oversee the Unification process himself.
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>>129136407
Why would I want to jump out of the boiling pot into the fire?
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If my numerals repeat, austerity will last for 100 years
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>post yfw student tosser vote counters fudged votes for Labour
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Man I would have loved to see this

I wonder how it must feel for him to lose power over us

The elites are bricking it

They now old media is dead

Sites like 4chan and twitter have more impact on voting than they do
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>>129136662
very slim majority or Tory coalition with May no longer PM
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>>129136661

I have on month to learn dutch for my gfs family, help.
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God, the left just own the narrative. It's fucking ridiculous how they're allowed to stamp over everything
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SNP NOW SAYING THEY HAVE HOPES OF PLAYING A PART IN A PROGRESSIVE UK GOVERNMENT

HELP
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Is everyone staying up all night?
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>>129136664

As the BBC said, with her % of the vote she's matched Blair and Thatcher.
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CHUKKA!!
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DUP LEADER CALLING CORBYN'S SUPPORT OF IRA.
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>>129136662
May wanted this to stay on the EU, same as the rest of the kids that voted Corbyn, if shit hits the fan, they`ll just jump ship and let the country fall with that juicy passport that can travel all around.
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>>129136607
>>129136610
Never saw it coming desu

:^[
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>>129136504
5th largest party so far. 3rd largest last time. Go suck on a new swedish dong my man.
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Tories have Thurrock.
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>UK election
>"we've won the election"
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Labour just broke 200 seats guys.

glorious comrade corbs
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an SNP/Labour coailition, is this real-life?
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>>129136813
>muh Murdoch

Reminder that the Lefties loved him when he backed Blair 3 times
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>>129136813
We'll just get new puppet masters.
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Fucks sake, Brits. You guys are all over the map.

Couple of months ago I was looking forward to complete disintegration of the UK. Now fucking jockos have con red and blue again.
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Sturgeon looks full JUST, also
>Labour at 30% in Scotland, above Tories
Damn they had a surprising surge
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>>129136678
GRAB THEM BY THE TITTIES
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>labour taking Peterborough

fucking how
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really happy you rejected another mummy
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>>129136849
>>129136871
>>129136785
>>129136779
>>129136721
IT'S OVER
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reminder to take the Bowden pill

psychology and instinct and striving, not voting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3a3vSTgPI
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PLEASE RISE FOR THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Sy6BP_CNY
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Good night for based foxes.

Foxhunting is literally never ever coming back. Chinless cunts BTFO
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>>129136813
don't go tootin yer own horn or you'll end up like them
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>>129135994
How many seats can Tories afford to lose and still have majority?
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>>129136407
>Tory voters
Fuck no you little runt
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>>129136975
It is a return to two party politics.

They just mentioned on BBC that the Tories actually have about 44% of the vote, yet it is still losing them loads of seats.
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>>129136696
Then spoiling the ballot was the only option for voters of integrity. We know what a Conservative government looks like and it's a slow death as opposed to a quick one.
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>>129136809
If my numerals repeat, Corbyn PM for next decade.
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Our next Deputy Prime Minister.

I'm buzzing.
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She looks a total fucking mess.
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>>129137027
making serious implications we don't all do it anyway
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>Seema Malhotra re-elected
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>>129136934
>SNP/LAB/LIB/PLAID/GREEN
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>>129136838

follow the the mcclaren model and speak english in a funny accent.
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ARISE YOU PRISONERS OF STARVATION
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>>129137002
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
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>all these Lab gains

You've completely underestimated just how rapidly the muslims breed.
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>>129137027
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>SNP has won the election

HAHAHAHAHA
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>may finished
>SNP collapse
>ulster coalition incoming

Honestly not sure how this could've turned out better tonight.
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>>129136407
Most of UKIP voters switched to Labour. Fair play to the UKIP voters that voted UKIP but seriously what the fuck is with the switch. May and her bloody pension attack.
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>>129136962
If you had a clue about Scottish politics you'd know the unions secure and the SNP are on borrowed time.
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>>129136381

(from a previous thread)

Yes lad I'm watching it, and I think your analysis is spot on. I fear that Brexit will not happen, but deep down, I doubted it ever would due to establishment interests.
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>>129137042
326 needed for a majority, this is the current state
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>>129136931
Jez will plateau soon.
Then the flood of tory seats will save the day
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>>129136813
Prescott is a good laugh just like the Jocks. You have to agree with that after you put party politics aside.
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>If I lose just 8 seats, Jeremy Corbyn will be Prime Minister

What a stupid munter she was for memeing that
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>>129136965
I'm honestly surprised.

Even if they like Corbyn, Kezia Dugdale is fucking shit.
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>>129136813
fuck that old jew
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>>129137042
From what they had when they went into the election, 4 or 5
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>won the election
>won the election
>won the election

No Nicola, you haven't fucking won the election.
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“Strange memories on this nervous night in Aberdeen. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era. Scotland in the early 2010's was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. . . .
My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights—or very early mornings—when I left the the pub half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed my ford corsa across the forth road Bridge at thirty miles an hour wearing my trackies and timberland pieces . . . booming through Leith at the lights of London road, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling at the Gorgie, too twisted to find neutral while I fumbled for a fag) . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Forth, then over to Glasgow or up the A85 to Fort William . . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.
And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave
So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill on king arthur's seat and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the Scotish Independence wave finally broke and rolled back.”
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>>129136975
Vote fudgers
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>>129136813
Neck yourself Momentum shill.
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LAB SNP COALITION
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>>129137106
>it's an abstract blackpill kind of feel
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>>129135994

LET.

IT.

BURN.
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>>129137219
Sturgeon will be the deputy PM under Corbyn.
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>>129137108
Or copy amx
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SDLP FUCKING MASSACRED
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Ashcroft thinks stories have it

https://twitter.com/lordashcroft/status/873010806329311233
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>>129137042
5, they've currently lost 9...
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>>129137141
There was always only one solution.
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>>129137093
>tfw he signs the order to intern corbyn for links to the IRA
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>>129137027
UK class politics are incredibly stupid
>hurr fuck Rees-Mogg, he talks posh
>durr fuck hunting, aristos like that
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>>129137167
It will be tory+DUP

May really done goofed
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>>129137093

Nigel "God of the Prods" Dodds
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>>129137190
At least she called it.
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>>129137198
>From what they had when they went into the election, 4 or 5
NOT GOOD
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>>129137137
Sounds good
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DUP pledging to protect a hard Brexit in any coalition government.
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>>129137302

>implying anyone can copy amd amx
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KEK
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>not preparing for the upcoming civil war which will take place
>not preparing for the rise of antifa communists & the far right like we've seen in America
>not preparing for the political mudslinging from all sides which will lead to tribalism we've never seen before
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the only respectable result for UKIP so far
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>>129137147

>A clue

What the fuck do I care about a few penny-pinchers?
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>>129137449
kek
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>Progressive coalition

Please God no.
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SOMEONE INTERVIEW TIM FARRON
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>>129137334
Christ, Ashcrofts polls were so off.
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>>129137464

And it almost gave Labour the seat.
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>>129137469
You care enough to post you're baseless and wrong opinions.
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>>129137093
>abortion banned
>gay marriage abolished
>catholics banned from parliament again

What a paradise
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>>129137449

based
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So for someone who knows jack shit about politics in the UK (see flag), what's the impact this will have on Brexit? Is it still going to happen? Will you get a shitter weaker version of it? Or is it uncertain?
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>>129137367
What does this mean for the policies she'd pursue?
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INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND AND UNITED IRELAND

IF YOU VOTED FOR BREXIT YOU CAUSED THIS
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>>129136813
hope he has a fucking coronary
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>>129137434
oi i'll send for bully, you know what time it is.
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real babestation hours lads
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>>129137093

just imagine if that happened. as soon as the PM went on holiday you just know he would order the purge of sinn fein by the military.
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>>129137592
wew
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Lib Dems have already ruled out a coalition.
Either Tories majority, Tory-DUP coalition, or new GE.
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>>129137565
CON/DUP coalition!
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>Labour still 4 ahead
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>the state of the UUP and SDLP
seems NI is going to get 2 party politics as well
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>>129137367
Isn't Tory + DUP best case scenario in a weird way?
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A very British coup, lads. It's like the fucking script for tonight.
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Thinking I should try and get some sleep. We won't see Corbyn or May again until 9:00 or 10:00 tomorrow.

What do you think?
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>>129137367

>students and leftists put their heart and soul into the campaign, do better than anyone expected for their progressive utopia
>net result is the DUP entering government

kek
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>conservatives
>support more censorship and taxes

I dont think you bongers know what conservatism means
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>>129136501
>living in Tottenham

Move to a decent London area.

t. Hackney South and Shoreditch
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>>129137429
Fucking based.
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>>129137222
Kek
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>>129137642
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>>129137615

Basically everything is fucked and we may as well have just elected the guy who showed up in the Elmo costume.
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>>129137408
Not good. They look set to be largest party and can form a loose coalition with the dup, however, it is not certain parliament will vote on the queen's speech (to ratify the new government)
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>>129136661
>won this election

what election, wtf is she talking about?
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Remember when it took until 1pm the day after the election for Farage's south thanet to get declared
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>>129137615
Tories have no interest in lowering migration, it wont even matter in that regard.
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SKY NEWS PROJECTING HUNG PARLIAMENT
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>>129137592

Even with 315 + DUP = Majority
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>>129137705
>decent London area
kek
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>>129137641

no bully pls
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>>129137027
haha good the important stuff is getting sorted out
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>>129137588
2/3 ain't bad.
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>Conservatives only just now about to pull ahead

ABSOLUTE STATE
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>>129135994
(((Dacre))) btfo
(((Murdoch))) btfo
(((Ukip))) btfo
(((Britpol))) on suicide watch
~simply marvelous~
>>
>>129137642
call her up and ask her about her views on the election
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>>129137615
fuck knows, on the one hand may has a reduced majority or no majority weakening her hand, but the dup might force them to go in hard or pull out of supporting the queens speech
>>
>>129137642
>mounting the tv that fucking high
>>
>>129137634
>SNP BTFO
>DUP winning bigly

Yeah, I don't think so m8
>>
>>129137078
absolutely
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>>129137429
are they gonna be the heroes of this story?
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>Gideon shitposting about May
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>>129137575

Wasn't an opinion my prickly friend, I said I got the impression. As in the notion of, not as a statement, or a belief.

Hope your ready for the gulag.
>>
>>129137743
Fuck, at least you could have elected Lord Buckethead.
>>
>>129137755
If you give your enemy your seats, you win.
>>
>>129137779
yeah it's most likely tory coalition at this point

may fucked up
>>
>>129137659
Middle England comes in later in the night, we're usually pretty chilled about the counting
>>
Hopefully the DUP keep the ((Tories)) in line when it comes to Brexit

GOD BLESS NORTHERN IRELAND
>>
>>129137642
literally forgot to even watch the channels tonight, i only ever jizz for my phone waifu Hannah Martin
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>>129137642
>same pic as yesterday
post slags
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>>129137780
Go fuck a koala.
>>
TORIES BTFO IN WALES
>>
>"the worst thing she's done is no longer running through a wheat field"
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>>129137137
Don't fool yourself, the news networks are already spinning this as the British public rejecting May's "Hard Brexit". UK voters can kiss goodbye to regaining control of their borders after this. I hope they have fun remaining in the customs union but having no say at all over the regulations imposed on them.

Three cheers for all the tards who voted Leave and then turned around and went straight back to Labour, I guess. Give yourselves a hand.
>>
>>129137297
>Sturgeon will be the deputy PM under Corbyn.

Even if they have a coalition she won't because she doesn't have a Westminster seat.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3QZomEjpao

Is Master Brew on suicide watch?
>>
>>129137779
What are they going to have to promise DUP?
>>
Won 50 quid on a scratchcard, lads.
>>
>>129137779
that drops to 312 tho - NO MAJORITY.
SQUEAKY BUM TIME, 4 TORY BASTARDS.
>>
>>129137939
>DUP and tories

are you trying to create another IRA m8?
>>
>>129137865
>impression=/=opinion
Sure thing bud. Just put the goalposts down over there. Cheers.
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Oh what a wonderful country this would be if our right wing party was like the DUP
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>if Labour breaks 250 I lose $50
>>
#SAVAGE from Osbourne.
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>>129137679
best case scenario would have been not to call a snap election because may couldn't handle banter from smaller parties. Now she's rallied her opposition in a larger single block.
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>Conservative & DUP coalition- nice!
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>>129136501
>tfw you realise that Londonistan cares more about facebook likes, retweets, and subscribes, than about the economy, national security, culture, etc.
>>
>>129137642
Asian Connections just started. Usually a sign it's time to go to bed
>>
>>129137821
But Murdoch isn't a jew.
>>
>>129137910

May did but it's not bad for us, the DUP want hard Brexit and are real conservatives, they won't allow SJW policies of the Tories.
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So what's left to make Corbyn the god emperor?
>>
Are the remaining seats /ourseats/ or are we FUCKed?
>>
>>129137642

wots wrong with Chaturbate lad?
>>
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>>129138015
gibs
>>
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>>129138015

irish unification

under the british flag
>>
>>129138046
silly cunt
>>
>>129137997
Never liked Gideon, but his bantz since he joined the Standard have been fair.
>>
>>129138019
>>129138046
PART
AND
PARCEL
>>
>>129138019
Every cloud, eh?
>>
>>129138114
Completely buggered.
>>
>Redditch
>CON HOLD
wtf i love labour now
>>
>>129138127
Bad.

>>129138133
Good.
>>
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>that Wales disaster for the Tories
They just keep tumbling
>>
labour just decimated tories in wales

what does this mean now
>>
>>129138096
yeah may fucked herself I should have specified
>>
What a sweet calming voice this broad has
>>
>>129138046
if labour doesnt get a majority i lose £5 ($100)
>>
>>129138046
>betting against based Jez
You asked for it.
>>
Who are the DUP? What do they stand for?
>>
Based Scotland giving Conservative votes
>>
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WE MUST BE MAD
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK THE SNP
>>
>>129138015

>Hard Brexit
>Dropping hardcore SJW policies
>Some complicated Norn Iron stuff
>>
If the Tories have a chance, they need to seriously start gaining seats from Labour.
>>
I can already hear the birds chirping, has the night really gone that fast?
>>
>>129137945
>Hannah Martin
Good lad, quality phone waifu

>>129137979
It's the only pic I had at hand :'(
>>
>>129138207
its all about scotland
>>
>>129138227
They are British nationalist protestant fundamentalists.
>>
>>129138046

RIP then

That's pretty much a guarantee at this point
>>
>>129138207
Build a wall
>>
How is it like this despite all of the terrorist attacks in the last two weeks?
>>
>>129138015
No fag marriage
>>
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>>129138258
never 5get
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>>129138227
right wing unionists
>>
>>129138279
as if!!
>>
>>129138227
Unionists. True conservatives.
>>
>>129138227
Smashing Taigs
>>
The state of you cunts desperately clinging to the notion of an outright Tory win. Embarrassing.
>>
>>129138227
>DAT ULSTER POONANI
>>
>>129138041

Your Ma's my only goal post.
>>
>>129138227
Keeping Ireland British
>>
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Seriously though why the fuck did you guys vote against the referendum to end first past the fucking autistic post. Jesus christ, think of how different the country would be if the third largest party in the last parliament was UKIP and the torries didn't have a majority. The US is fucking a 60% white shithole and even we elected Trump, sort yourself out.
>>
>>129138227
they're literally the only based party in the entire UK
>>
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wait so is labour winning?
does this mean you're commies now and the uk is gonna balkanize into smaller, yet militarily connected satellite states
>>
>>129138109
Having Dianne Abbott nut all over his face on PressTV

Then we'll truly be redpilled, right guys? This is what you wanted, isn't it?
>>
>>129138282
You staying up all morning?
>>
>>129138259
We literally are building our own funeral pyre
>>
>>129138282
>tfw just finished 4 nights of night shift so this is like 4pm for me
>>
>>129135994
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

DO YOU NEED HELP UK?
>>
>>129138083
Asian Connections starts at 5 doesn't it?
Ashley Emma is still on channel 908
>>
>>129138046
you already lost.
COMRADES FOR 275+
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lads I'm properly fucked up and listening to some Bowden. I think all this might just be bread and circuses. Are you nuts or am I?
>>
>>129138096
It is bad for us. The DUP would have had 10 seats and supported a hard brexit regardless. Out of the main parties the tories were the only ones who have a significant number of hard brexit supporters.
>>
NEW

>>129138391

>>129138391

>>129138391

>>129138391

>>129138391

>>129138391
>>
>>129138227
Papists out, fags out, fuck the EU
>>
>>129138080
nah. it's more like we actually feel the brunt of the cuts that have fuck all effect in rural areas. happy to pay more taxes if it means i'm hassled by less homeless
>>
Amber Heard lost seat

Demanding a 3rd recount
>>
>>129138282

Been a few occasions I've stayed up with /pol/ all night now.
>>
>>129138410
it's basically 50/50 right now but anything could happen.
>>
Get ready for another election. No party can form a government. May resigns, Bojo takes her place.
>>
>>129138384
Makes no sense. Seems to be a recurring theme for you.
>>
>>129138418
Hopefully until at least 10am, then a bit of sleep, then I can go back to bed at 2am the next morning.
>>
>>129138122
babestation is 99% brit girls
it's the patriot's choice
>>
>>129138455
At least wait till we've hit bump limit
>>
>>129138275
>>129138342
Sounds like they should run the country to me.
>>
>>129138015

Gibs, and more gibs. And no Irish language act.
They are desperate to maintain the EU CAP money for protestant farmers.
>>
>>129138451
They will have proper sway this time.
>>
so theresa basically increased her share of the vote but not enough to break through in most of the targeted seats?
>>
>>129138500
surely not
>>
>>129138497
Those homeless are the fault of Labour LMAO. Enjoy your Arab city state
>>
>>129138227
They hate gays and non-whites.

Not a pleasant bunch, will be hard for Tories to justifying a coalition with them.
>>
>>129138227
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
>>
>>129138448
wtf is this comic
>>
>>129137642
Are you in a hotel room?
>>
>>129138015
FLEGS!
>>
What will corbyn do to brexit? He cant cancel it right

Also i heard sturgeon talk and didnt get shit, do all scots talk like that
>>
>>129138500
KEK
>>
>>129138435
It's on Blue at the moment. Starts on the other channel at 5am
>>
>>129138392
>Proportional voting would save us
>>
Ben Shapiro tweeted:
>https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/872979050611974144

LMAO!!! BRIT KEKS BTFO!
>>
>>129138589
They really should
>>
>>129138676
>Not a pleasant bunch
catholic cuck
>>
>>129138227
united ireland, terrorist cunts.
>>
>>129138545
You've come to the right place.
>>
>>129138601
Less than they would have had before. They lost a bunch of seats.
>>
>>129138227

Actual conservatism. Hard brexit. No SJW nonsense.

Also gassing the taigs.
>>
>>129138725
Yes they all talk like that. They can't do anything as they haven't won. Lab are just losing less than expected.
>>
>>129138392
can someone translate all this british briefly for me? who won? good guys, bad guys or too close to call?
>>
>>129138790
>>129138785
I'm Catholic but traitors to the crown must be crushed.
>>
>>129138658
nah. tories have been in power for how many years? and it's getting worse year on year.
>>
>>129138769
It unironically would, or at least it would be much much better then choosing between both of these absolute trash parties.
>>
>>129138778
It's been funny watching the american pundits flips out at stuff like Lord Buckethead
>>
>>129138919
>good guys, bad guys or too close to call?

The only two parties with any chance of winning are bad guys, anon
>>
>>129138933
Wow an American with his head screwed on straight.

Nothing wrong with catholics. IRA just use it as a guise for their socialist terrorism.
>>
>>129138933
>Is Catholic
>Swears primarily allegiance to the Pope
>Loyal to "the Crown"

You can't serve two masters, Burger.
>>
>>129138725
hard brexit
>>
>>129138392
People were expecting most of ARE NIGE'S voters to go Tory.

Guess what: they didn't.

Thanks Nige!
>>
>>129138904
If he won tho? May goverment is pretty bad too right? Survailance and status quo
>>
>>129138933
This is their former, now deceased leader the Reverend Ian Paisley when John Paul II spoke to the European Parliament:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlbmIMbKZa4
>>
>>129139117
>Nothing wrong with catholics. IRA just use it as a guise for their socialist terrorism.

Americans supported the IRA because of the whole Irish diaspora thing and not really because of Catholicism.
>>
This just feels fucking pure glorious lads. I now finally get the sense of relief and elation the Yankee boys must've felt when Trump got in ... god emperor Jez will put a stop to (((US))) led globalisation once and for all!
>>
>>129139129
This Pope is plainly a heretic.
>>
>>129139129
The Eternal Dago.
>>
Lincoln
>UKIP -8
>Labour +10
>Labour win by +2%

What the fuck UKIP voters jesus you guys are fucking wishy washy
>>
>>129139283
BASED
>>
>>129139347
Also because, no offence, Americans are fucking retarded and didn't realise they were killing Irish by funding the IRA.
>>
>>129138725

Corbyn is a leftist and would gladly cancel Brexit if he could, to please his progressive brethren in Europe and his student base.

Also as a native English speaker the Scottish accent is literally almost a foreign language. I don't know how Brits can understand a word when they talk.
>>
>>129139257
He's not going to win. Would be impossible at this point but his position is a bad deal is better than no deal which guarantees us a bad deal. Also wants to stay in the single market.
Tories are pretty shit with surveillance stuff but unfortunately those pieces of legislation would be passed anyway if labours past governments are anything to go by.
>>
>>129139672
he supported brexit more than may
>>
>>129139596
Americans have always been fine with violence so long as it's in the name of what they think is fighting tyranny, in fact they weirdly like it.
>>
>>129139672
Everything outside of Glassedland is basically a soft scot accent. Actually sounds really good.

UK has tonnes of regional accents. Just get an ear for it.
>>
>>129136813

Don't worry lad if u continue in the direction you want to take us down, this once great country will be a shit hole filled with muslims and terror constantly, i await it now bring on the Apocalypse it will be awesome... i want labour to win noa, give u guys the reins and watch it all collapse, it will be good to start killing libtards so my family can survive.
>>
>>129139672
>a native English speaker
lol no.
>>
>>129139283

Good old Ian, he was my mother's Sunday School teacher back in the 60s (she said he was scary-intense even then)
>>
>>129139672
Corbyn is old school anti-EU Labour. EU is bad for British workers because (((big business))) can ship in low-paid workers from Poland. Brexit won't be getting cancelled
>>
>>129140266
doesn't matter, his party is extremely pro-EU

and Corbyn might be anit-EU but he is pro-Muslim which is even worse
>>
>>129139795
yeah because he had to for his party, his team were accused of sabotaging the labour pro brexit effort
>>
>>129140423
Your Mummy May has had the best part of a decade to deal with that problem.
>>
ALEX SALMOND OUT!
>>
ALEX SALMOND LOSES SEAT HOLY FUCKGING SHIT
>>
>>129140798
just because I hate Labour I am not a Tory supporter, fuck off shill
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>>129138676
>They hate gays and non-whites.
how did it all go so right???
>>
the snap election has been the toppest of keks.
>>
>>129140974
>shill
Nice thought terminating cliche, cunt. Ukip got btfo btw
>>
(((Britpol))) on suicide watch
>>
>>129140266
He's been massively in favour of the EU since the refugee crisis because he has a thing for Muslims
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