Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 37th edition

TORIES TAKE SOUTHPORT

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Theresa May had 2/3rds support when I checked this shit two weeks ago. What the fuck happened??

>>129134097
Street battles vs Marxists when?

>>129134097
oh shit

LIB DEMS HAVE TAKEN FRUCKING KINGSTON

HOLY FUCKBALLS

>>129134272
KINGSTON TAKEN!!

>Labour wins Banterbury by a few hundred votes.

Incredible.

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>>129134097
5TH FOR THE HILARIOUS STATE OF THE UK

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>Canterbury
>majority of 187
>made up of boys wearing girls' jeans

Really makes you think.

Phil from Kent calling in to the show.

Lads, when will the Tory seat count overtake Labour? I am scared.

>Labour hold Rotherham
Makes you think.

>>129134304
She tried to kill anime.

Love Live is shiit.

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May and Nuttall double suicide when?

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>CORRECTION! - Sky put out the wrong result for Dagenham and Rainham

>LABOUR HOLD DAGENHAM AND RAINHAM!

Has this been the funniest election ever in terms of results? Fucking hell.

allah wills that the uk fall under a caliphate. you retards won't stop us

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>NUTTALL IN THIRD
NUTTALL IN THIRD

>NUTTALL IN THIRD
NUTTALL IN THIRD

>NUTTALL IN THIRD
NUTTALL IN THIRD

>NUTTALL IN THIRD
NUTTALL IN THIRD

>NUTTALL IN THIRD
NUTTALL IN THIRD

>NUTTALL IN THIRD
NUTTALL IN THIRD

>NUTTALL IN THIRD
NUTTALL IN THIRD

TORIES GETTING FUCKING BTFO NOW!
318 my blessed arse.

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>>129134304
umm, sorry sweetie, he's going to win.

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Oh well, lads.

Corbyn might be a good PM.

>>129134304
She ran an atrocious campaign and wouldn't debate Jeremy Corbyn. If she can't face Jezza, she can't face the EU in negotiations.

>>129134364
It's pretty much over. Corbyn heading for a majority.

>>129134352
Girl in black could get the pipe desu

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MUMMY IS KILL

Is a Con/DUP coalition still on the cards?

>>129134097
>Conservatives will probably win

Can we still say this?

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>>129134398

Yougov were right.

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>>129134346

have we ever been so wrong?

MORE SNP BLOOD IN THE CARPET

LIB DEM SURGE

>>129134459
hahaha good joke anon!

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Phil Davies is kill, feminazi's win!

>>129134459
Maybe he won't be so bad after all!

Just say it, get it all out lad ;)

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D I R E C T R U L E F R O M L O N D O N

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WOES
O
E
S

>>129134500
If Cons keep taking losses like this it might be too big of a gap.

>>129134385
FOR FAKE SAKE WAS IT EVEN CLOSE I HATE LIVING HERE

>Ed Davey is back

Oh fuck off

DONT FUCK WITH BRIT POL MAY

YOULL NEVER TAKE OUR ANIME!!

Brexit is getting absolutely shafted

>>129134434
Nuttall status;

[ ] Not scuttled
[x] Scuttled

>>129134097

>37 editions

I remember you said yesterday you were expecting a good 40 editions

You're a a good lad, lad

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Anyone else genuinely believe they fucked the election to stop Brexit?

>>129134489
IT'S LEADSOM TIME

MUMMY ANDREA

Hope you lads Remember the internationale

I thought this election was going to be boring.

REMINDER: JUST BECAUSE I LIKE WATCHING THE FIRE, DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LIKE THE BUILDING IT'S BURNING DOWN

>>129134530
What in the actual fuck is happening.

>>129134304
she went after our porn

milliband would have wiped this lads

>>129134352
Duffield gained +20% of the vote lad, so a ton of that came from UKIP.

>>129134424
Wat?

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What's going on lads? Are we communist yet?

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WE've done it comrades!!!!!

>>129134569
What do you think. Of course it fucking wasn't.

>>129134595
I reckon I'll do at least 100

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>Brexit predicted Trump
>Corbyn predicts ????

ALEX SAMOND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM

Remember this Englishmen and don't feel so bad

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serious question, will may survive as PM? and if she goes will anyone be able to challenge boris?

>>129134606
Meh, believable.

>look goyim, we lost so we can't do brexit now

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>>129134398

>>129134459
You have to be shitting me if you think he'd be a good PM

You are literally about to hand your country over to a fucking IRA supporter

will you stop making new threads at 280

i keep wondering where everyone goes at 320

Angela Merkel is laughing at us rn

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So which country do I move to after this shitshow? Any ideas?

>>129134606
Yes it's all been so half arsed

>>129134264

https://www.xtube.com/profile/RusseLL-HiGGs-399298

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>>129134585
the 2nd coming

>>129134489
Those friends will never spitroast a toddler together again :(

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My autismbucks are safe!

Loving this Chaos lads

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>Boris and Trump

>>129134652
Not really, he's a Blairite cunt not different from Tories. Corbyn offers something new.

>>129134740
usa

>>129134606
It really is a possible.

Remember, Hitchens wrote about May being picked because of her incompetence.

Sturgeon's a hag but I like her voice

>>129134500
DUP has done well and is at 10 seat, but the Tories are outdoing themselves in self-JUSTING so they can't go that much lower

>>129134630
I just can't wait till the building burns down.

DUP on ten now. Two gains.

>>129134500
Right now it looks like the DUP will be able to prop them up for a while, but if they go far below 315 things start to get dicey

Another election very likely

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>>129134718
I don't see how she survives as PM after this with how the night is going, the absolute best case for her is losing a few seats but maintaining the majority which is a fucking disaster for her

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JUST
STIR
MY
HAGGIS
UP

Might just go to bed now lads.

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Can't believe he brought his 'wife' along.

>>129134670
monarchy abolished soon.
commie propaganda news soon.
glorious leader corbyn soon.

>>129134585

Not with a Tory/DUP coalition.

>>129134706

Bloody hell mate how long have you been awake

So how many of you are leftypol kikes?

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JUST

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>southerners handing over some of the only nice and green bits of the country left

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Corbyn Cat is pleased

Salmond looks half dead.

>>129134809
He is truly always right, isn't he?

>>129134861
Just 14 hours.

>>129134740
Come to us.
At least you will be safe here
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>>129134729
May and the Tories love China, though. Whenever the Premier of China comes they fall to their hands and knees in reverence.

>>129134738
Actually no.
Everybody in Germany hoped for May, even wth brexit and everything.
Corbyn is seen a dangerous antisemite communist.

>Lib dems decapitating Tories in their heartlands
>Mummy lost focus
>Daddy Rallied London

PATRICIAN ELECTION

Salmond cucking incoming.

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>>129134529

>that stance

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SPEAR CHUKA KEEPS HIS SEAT

>>129134844
Where?

Only woman on that picture is the reporter. Is it her?

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I can smell the booze stench from here

exit polls might've been downplaying the outcome.

will we get a solid projection soon? I'm running out of fags and booze

>>129134740
singapore

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>THEY THOUGHT THEY'D GET AWAY WITH IT

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW GOYIM?

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>>129134707
The revival of the Soviet Union.

Reminder that if you aren't drinking buckfast you aren't redpilled.

>>129134638
porn is sick you sicko

>>129134902
Usually, although sometimes not on the big things.

>>129134709
>Not posting the quintessentially British version.

Disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHia1zu_YNI

>>129134920
Truly based. How did you vote?

>>129134842
Last nights haggis?

How long until you officially change your name to 'airstrip one'?

>the state of Alec

J U S T

>>129135026
UKIP

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>>129134670
>>129134684
yes

>>129134900
His dad died last week
LOL

>>129134694
I should have shoot up the school that was polling fucking twats voting like its a football team

>>129134870
It's usually the Tories who want to ruin the greenness here, though. Mainly because they take orders from London, and London tries to forces its excess people onto us.

>>129134770
He has to do it all over again. Cruel tbqh

>Free healthcare
>Free college
What now, universal income and communes?
Gotta love young retards that love taxes.
>OY MATE, can`t fid my own family aye, serious problem
>Corbyn: Don`t worry aye, you`re feeding 100 migrants.
JUST!

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>>129134809
I'm hearing even Davis is conceding they've lost the mandate to leave the single market...

>>129134926
Yeah, but he'll do everything that he's told to do. He literally said so.

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Helen Dale @_HelenDale
·
18m

Yes, a man with a bucket on his head ran against Theresa May in Maidenhead. His name is 'Lord Buckethead'

Elmo got more votes than UKIP

Falling asleep. Better not see a Marxist running the country tomorrow morning.

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>Kieth Vaz keeps his seat

Sturgeon looks gutted, wew.

soooooo uhhhhhh...
when do the conservatives take the lead guys?

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>>129134097
The Del-i mean Leadership, Theresa. Hand it over, only i can be the true constitutional monarchist.

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yes
Y E S

What a nightmare.

>>129134097


HAHAHAH Britain is going to go full third-world mode holy fuck

>>129134900
When hasn't he?

>>129134740
You can come here if you promise to vote Republican.

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>>129134947

>>129135075
Kek, not so based

>>129135008
Makes me fucking vomit.

>>129134530
the conservatives fucked up during this election, so I don't think it was a loss beyond comprehension to any degree.

>>129135143
it really is

>>129134709
>Grew up in Wales
>From a French family
>"English"
He's was as English as the Abduls and Mohammeds in London, Monarcuck.

Wanting to regulate the Internet was a real fuck up in the end

Don't you agree? She alienated the youth

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Im tired lads, I got work soon. Send me your energy to keep going all night!

>>129134097
All lefties should buy from lefty counties.
>Phuck the tory budget...
>Vote rigging with the muricans.
>Boycotting tory areas... = no cucks given.

>>129135111
They always do m8
But they won't

>>129134606
Fox hunting, dementia tax, internet censorship

It all seems self sabotaging

>>129134304
She ugh, couldn't connect to the internet and didn't find out that people expected her to actually run an election campaign.

What does all this mean for Brexit?

>>129135202

Fuck it. Sit back and enjoy the show.

Salmond looks like he should be drinking John Smith and watching the horses in an old fellas pub

>>129135075
bet you feel right silly

Someone explain to me how an avowed remainer responsible for destructive pro-migrant policy became PM and head of the Brexit-backing conservative party?

Is Yougov the only polling company that hasn't JUSTed itself?

>>129134709
what awful acting

I feel sorry for Britain.

>>129135171
She'd have been burned at the stake not so long ago.

>>129134997
I live in London and Buckfast is classed as a craft beer and costs as much.

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>>129135117
get the poppers

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>>129135143
6.6..60%

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>>129135117

>>129135115
https://youtu.be/Y-NjZp7Aurg

salmond hasn't looked this dead since the referendum

>>129135119
pic? currently watching Salmond looking half dead and half drunk

>>129135217
yeah, all those young people excited to vote tory

>>129135277
Not really.

>>129135026
Out of all the candidate on the ballot paper they were the best.

STOP VOTING TORY YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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>>129134097
May had to literally run against Buckethead and Elmo in order to keep her seat

>>129135143
Meh. Can't get worse than th US under SCHLUMPF

>A recount is underway for Hastings and Rye, where home secretary Amber Rudd is at risk of losing her seat to Labour.

>>129135267
Slim Tory majority = Hard Brexit
Large Tory majority = Soft Brexit
Coalition involving Labour = No Brexit

>>129135243

Conservatives were fucking idiots. I actually don't really blame people for not voting for them. Like if the republicans advocated for internet censorship here they would be absolutely crushed.

>>129135284
They sabotaged LEADSOM and she didn't have the bollocks to do a trump and style it out

>>129135186
given the state labour have been in and 2bh are still in a shit campaign isn't fully accounting for this.

>>129135395
No.

Can't wait till Salmond loses his seat

KEK

https://twitter.com/FreddieNathan/status/872999516462620672

>UKIP gifted Canterbury to Labour

Thanks fuckers

May is seriously fucking incompetent, holy shit.
All her aides who were spoken of as geniuses of the political landscape, and yet decided to fuck over their most important voters with a shitty manifesto and provided no palpable change whatsoever.

>>129135217
Why are people talking about Conservative like they're losing?

They're winning dudes. :/

>>129135307
Bloody hell I had no idea Jim was famous on here

>>129135423
She's dad, this is the third recount

Tories closing the gap, coalition with the DUP hopefull, based Norn Irons saving the day.

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>>129134352
Uni constituencies need to be reduced to fucking glass.

Captain Poppers is re-elected

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>>129134844
what the hell is that real ?

>>129135291
And YouGov was the one that /pol/ was ready to green arrow.

>>129134272
HAHA YES MY HOMETOWN. THE LIB DEMS HAVE HAD IT FOR YEARS AND HAVE BEEN SHILLING MASSIVELY. IM FUCKING GLAD TO SEE THE BACK OF THE CUNTS.

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>>129135395
Working class pleb, no welfare bux for you

C A N C E L L E D

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>>129134097
>Conservatives will probably win

>STRONG AND STABLE

LABOUR +20
CONSERVATIVES -9

will pol ever recover?

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Who would have thought this would end up happening...

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>Canterbury

tory since 1918

>>129135295
kys

>>129135323

teh owned I guess but prepare for the dark ages friend

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>>129135139
Not so fast old sport, Britain is out of bonds.

http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-2017-womens-equality-party-candidate-jo-cox-death-threat-nimco-ali-hornsey-wood-green-a7778731.html

>http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-2017-womens-equality-party-candidate-jo-cox-death-threat-nimco-ali-hornsey-wood-green-a7778731.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-2017-womens-equality-party-candidate-jo-cox-death-threat-nimco-ali-hornsey-wood-green-a7778731.html

Seems fucking legit.

No way she faked this for attention. Nope. Not the day before an election. No chance.

>“The unidentified male callers were shouting angry and abusive stuff and throwing insults. It was terrifying. The women have been left shaken up,” Ms Mayer explained.

I live in this constituency. It's utterly, pathetically cucked. There is a 0% chance that this happened.

Categorically, unequivocally, and with absolute certainty: SHE IS LYING.

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Remember that yougov 41/40 poll?

ISN'T IT FUNNY

Lol, all three parties all talking about how this proves Brexit isn't wanted.

>>129135209
I'm Scottish with no real connection through blood to Henry V, but if his speeches don't stir anything in you then you should probably consider jumping off the cliffs of Dover you autistic fuck.

GUYS.
WHEN DO THE TORIES TAKE THE FUCKING LEAD IM STARTING TO SERIOUSLY WORRY NOW MEMEING IS FUN AND ALL BUT IM BEING SERIOUS NOW.

>>129134844
Is that Trudeau in a wig? What the hell?

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>>129135482
>She's dad

WEW. Bit insensitive mate.

>>129135523
Will England?

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So it's time to seize the means of production comrades.

>>129134529

While we laugh there is a potential that costumes like those can hide ballots.

>>129135586
Archived it

>http://independent co uk/News/uk/politics/election-2017-womens-equality-party-candidate-jo-cox-death-threat-nimco-ali-hornsey-wood-green-a7778731.html
https://archive.is/As5VF

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D..Dad...are you going to be okay?..

Why are you turning Red?..
I thought you were the pinnacle of fteedom?..

>>129135395
SEETHING

>>129134489
Could not happen to a more deserving set of cunts.

>>129135465
They didn't run you pillock

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>Labour Seize Squad just barged into my bedroom
>say they're redistributing my light bulbs
>they've told me I only need one and that I can carry it from room to room

>>129135495
See:>>129135465

>>129135455
/ourguy/

>>129135514
not gonna argue we don't have some egg on our face

>>129135426
So we are hoping for a large Tory majority then?
What about a coalition with DUP?

>>129135277
any britpol ukip voter can sleep with a clear heart tonight. tories AND labour are cancer

plus we wouldn't have had such a fantastic topst-turvy night as this

>>129135099
No it isn't you retard

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>+22
i believe this is needed on some heads

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>>129135510
>This is a 10/10 in Britbongistan

>>129135637
Hopefully never. The only meme here is that Theresa May is somehow the better candidate. She's fucking awful anon.

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TORIES ABOUT TO OVERTAKE LABOUR

>>129135395
Who else am I supposed to fucking vote for? The SNP? Wake up, pal.

>>129135586
fuck off you butthurt nazi

>>129135550
not one good looking person

>>129134848
cringe

>>129134920

We all appreciate the work lad, i'm granting a lifetime WILLY™ Certificate for Authenticity, Quality and Reliability

WILLY™
I
L
L
Y

**Approved For Life**

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>>129135550

Can I go to bed yet?

Have the Tories won enough to stop the commie bastard getting power?

Betting odds are still only 1.8 for May, 5.3 for Corb

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>>129134844
>>129135171
ted?

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breaths in*HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>129135637
NEVER. REFUGEES WELCOME, TORY NONCES OUT.

>>129134097
Fucking bullshit torries are going to have to form another coalition with the lib-dems.

Fuck leftists, fuck the sandniggers that voted for them

What happens if Labour and SNP combined have a narrow majority of seats?

>>129135721
Large Tory majority isn't happening

Tories not losing any seats isn't happening either

>>129135695
Be happy you get one you ungrateful cunt!

>>129135426

Why is slim Tory a hard Brexit?

Don't we want a hard Brexit?

>>129135666
>pinnacle of freedom
>PM wants to monitor and control the Internet

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>>129135657
akko has no magic and no intellect not fit to run a country

>>129135724
Spoiled my ballot because no UKIP option. Am I allowed to sleep well too?

>>129135795
...
Have you checked outside today?
Go find a white person.
Come back once you do.

>>129134844
lmao she looks like him in a wig. they aren't related are they?

>>129135823
May is gone either way.

>>129135637
>almost 4am
>still 4 seat Labour lead
Tories on suicide watch
>>129135600
enjoy getting an at best Norway style relationship lad

>>129135303
Is literally anything good in London other than immigrant pussy?

>>129135795
>person

>>129135721
Same as a slim majority, but would be interesting for Northern Ireland.
We wanted a small Tory majority but most of us just wanted to see Labour get under 200 seats which isn't going to happen.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breaths in*HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>129135637
>wanting the party that wants to destroy public services and regulate the internet

Kek

MOGGERS IS SAFE

MOGGERS IS SAFE

MOGGERS IS SAFE

MOGGERS IS SAFE

>>129135854
Then they win.

>>129134795

You have no idea what you're talking about. Go back to Twitter.

>>129135891
Yes, this is the silver lining.

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>>129135763
I'll send you some French 10's don't worry.

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>Clegg will be remembered by historians

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>>129135694
That +20 swing didn't just come from faggot millennial students, Bruce.

If they don't go through with brexit, what can we do?

>>129135968
It's not funny lad, Clegg really wanted to win.

>>129135895
I'm going to miss you..
We will save you

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Funny how Labour will lose to the tories but they're acting like it's a win. Low expectations I know, but still. Both major parties have been rejected.

>>129135854
Labour minority government, Corbyn PM.

It's finally happening. I can get some sleep soon

>>129135993
Only half of those are bad things.

>>129135395
How about no?

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pic related, never in doubt

CORBYN THE RED DRAGON OF WALES

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>>129134424
>DAGENHAM AND RAINHAM

There's only one Rainham cunt and it belongs to Medway.

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Looks like our labour boys have cucked the conservatives out of a majority. feelsgodman.

SNP/ DUP isn't preferable, but it is what it is.

This is truly the power of papa Corbyn and his incredible figit spinners.

>>129135801
tar

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You lose old yin!!

Good news about Hoey keeping her seat.

>>129135434
This is the uk we're talking about. May was still talking about how a wonderful diverse country after three attacks

LIB DEMS HAVE TAKEN ANOTHER SNP SEAT

>>129135455
lmao

>>129136022
Labour and SNP won't cooperate

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>>129135903
More lies from the aristocracy. Rise proles rise.

NEW

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>>129135891
It's not, May losing means all the moderate shitters in the Tory party like Soubry will carry on and whine about Brexit

Just watch, it will be delayed and the UK will stay in the Common Market

really happy you rejected another mummy

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>>129134740
>Implying there's any other option than Equatorial Guinea

>>129135637
Are you retarded?
She literally wants to alter human rights and censor the internet!

how could anyone on 4chan support may?

>>129136048
Why does she have a second mouth?

>>129135426
>Slim Tory majority = Hard Brexit
>Large Tory majority = Soft Brexit
what

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>>129136142
on the plus side the UK won't ban you from 4chan!

>>129136073
It's the fucking muslims coming out to vote I've heard

JOHN FFS

>>129135895
>go to 4chan.gov.uk
>everyone is mummy posting

>these labour gains
>salmon man taking the piss

first time voter tory boys BTFO

John respond holy shit!!!!

>>129136166
His and Nick Clegg's reaction have been the best of the night

>the fucking audio on the bbc

>>129136022
>>129135854
Sturgeon already said she ruled out working together.
Unless Salmond takes over in the next 3 hours after losing his seat, it's over.

>tune back in
>footage of May's limo being escorted by police sirens
>freak out and think she snapped and made a run for it

>>129135923
The best thing about London is that you'll never be short of knives and guns to slit your wrists or blow your brains out with.

Of course, the worst part of being in London is just being in London.

So there are pros and cons. You'll get robbed and stabbed, but your tombstone will always have that godforsaken word on it.

>>129135008
Hal was not a balding faggotty bitch like Hiddleston. Jesus Christ this is atrocious.

WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS LITERALLY FUCKING YOUR CHILDREN IN THE ARSE

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6g5q8h/im_not_an_overtly_political_person_but/

>>129136249
Is he >>129135426 suggesting Tories standing in flip-flop ridings are more likely to push for Soft Brexit in Cons Caucus?

>>129136255
yeah, May and her fucking net monopoly and snoopers act can be blazed. hoping for some real reform of net laws, or at least the power to stop any further limitation

>>129136073
UKIP unbelievable turned Labour as well basically fucking over half the swing seats

>>129135115
Wow. Didn't know The League from Bloodborne has a party

>>129136084
the end of everything

>>129136298
my name is Johannes

>>129136393
Sounds like Glasgow, but Glasgow is nice and white.

Poor show lad.

>>129136247
cause Macaroni has a second dick, either that or she's a reptilian with the same tailor as the Queen of England.

>>129136425
He's suggesting that refusing to give the tories a mandate to proceed with a hard brexit was more likely to get us a hard brexit

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>>129136519
>Glasgow is nice and white

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LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED REAL EARLY

>The city of the United Kingdom

>>129136403
he's right you know

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Bexleyheath very predictably conservative (as normal, we remain the cucks of the south east)

however largest labour outcome for awhile, so it seems there is abit more balance than normal.

>>129136425
>>129136249
With a large majority the Conservatives can do as they want, and they are still largely a remain party. With a small majority the backbenchers can basically hold the government to ransom.
The larger their majority the more likely it would be for us to remain in the single market.

>>129135907
yes my lad

>>129136731
With the exception of the South side it really is more so than almost any English city.

Square go faggot.

>>129136048
>thumbnail looks nice
>click it

Fuck guys. What if this is an omen of what's to come in the midterms over in here? The left seems to be mobilizing across the globe

>>129135923
Depends on what you're after.

Authentic ethnic food. Excellent nightlife. Wide variety of, often free, cultural activities. Excellent public transport. Job opportunities. Anything other than housing (and an abundance of white people if that really bothers you).

If you don't like busy cities and you can't be near non-white people or tourists it's not for you, but living amongst it you tend to stick to people and areas/pubs/etc that favour people like you and as a Londonder you learn to ignore everyone else. People wonder how you can deal with other people, but they forget that Londoners hate everyone. If there's a terrorist attack, we worry more about our transport routes than who died.