Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 36th edition

whos buckethead

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>>129132284

PREDICTION NOW AT 318 SEATS FOR THE TORIES

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD PRESS F FOR BOJO

MAY REKT

USA

She's as broken as hitler was in 1945

First for Andrea Leadsom

>>129132284
>w-we need s-stability
TERESA MAY CONFIRMED FOR AUTISM

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STEP DOWN WITCH

WE WANT BORIS

Imagine blowing a lead that big.

Boy did I pick the wrong week to give up fags.

>>129132468
F

may was barely holding it together

and went right out the backdoor at the end

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Who comfy south east here?

lol scotland
may is history

She can't even hold it together at a fucking constituency speech

Robotic and nervous, always.

Get her out of the fucking leadership for christ's sake.

She's got to go.

Why are non British people allowed to vote and hold political office?

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whens neil on??

>>129132527
Stay strong lad.

>>129132284
FOR 4 FUCKING MONTHS YOU FAGS HAVE BEEN SHILLING FOR MAYFLY, NOW YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

Did May lose? She sounded destroyed. What the fuck happened how do bong politics work?

>talking about the party
>not taking about herself in the singular

SHE'S RESIGNING TOMORROW

Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

>>129132468
F

>>129132542
Canterbury is red now m8

>>129132460
we don't say his name

>>129132568
uh everyone in the world is British sweetie, let us in

Why can't somebody pay for May to have some elocution lessons?

conservative leadership contest when?

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mummy :(

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MILKMANS NOT FUCKING GONE

>FARRON HAS KEPT HIS SEAT

Bollocks

>>129132583
>brit/pol/ is one person

Real oldfag brit/pol/ has always hated the Tories and May

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Post pictures of people that provide strength and stability. Uh, not so fast Mayflys.

FARRON STAYS

>their lead isn't as big as it was, so they've lost the election
Pls explain to me Bongs.

>>129132599
She held a snap election to secure an even larger majority

right now the best case they have is a slim majority, she fucked up bad

>>129132527
Lol, this lad can't stop bumming those fags!!!

TOWEL DOORMAT MAN

MR FISH FINGER

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>>129132542
Tonbridge and Malling reporting in, voted UKIP because theres no chance labour win

she had low blood sugar leave her alone!

>>129132542

Me

Tory MP saw an increase in votes so I could have gone for UKIP after all

>>129132599
she won her seat, she fucked it nationally.

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GIVE YOUR ELECTION ENERGY TO LORD BUCKETHEAD

>>129132542
Disgusting, you people ruin this country

>>129132568
lol my student gf from singapore could vote here before she could at home

>>129132722
they have to have more than everybody else put together

>>129132599
>had a majority
>called an election to strengthen that majority
>loses seats
>loses majority

Her position is pretty much untenable now.

>>129132599

may just gambled her entire political career away and wont last the week.

>>129132542
South East is a lot like the Arab world. They're all peadophiles, too

Tim Farron result incoming

>>129132704
>>129132681

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>SNP losing so much

I am happy, so fucking happy

BBC 3D animations are awful.
Is this where your license money goes?

VINE
I
N
E

>>129132583

majority of people hate Shariah May

>if scotland were independent, Corbyn woulf be your PM now

>>129132672
Busy signing her up for electrocution lessons, shock therapy is the only thing that can fix this stupid bitch

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>>129132749
This is better.

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>>129132715
eds looking pretty cool tbqh

>>129132284
IS BORIS JOHNSON /OURGUY/?
Y/N?

If you idiots elect a communist I'm coming over to beat your asses

>Farron retained his seat

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>129132284

>She is utterly broken.

Fucking hell lad, you're not wrong, I feel really bad for her, but as you said it was a completely unneccessary election

Political suicide

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>>129132832
He's safe anon

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SOMEONE GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN

IS CORBYN /OUR GUY/

IS HE WINNING????
WHY IS MAY LOW ENERGY???

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>>129132681

What the fuck is that behind milkman?!

you_know_what_fuck_it_fuck_it.jpg

V I R T U A L
I
N
E

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>>129132790
>

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KEK KEK

>>129132792
t. northern welfare queen

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>>129132284
318 + 8 DUP = 326

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UMMMM SORRY SWEETIE, BUT CORBYN IS GOING TO WIN.

>>129132846
That and pedo coke binges

>>129132846
it goes to paedophile pizza parties actually

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I'm so confused
What the hell is Scotland up to?

>>129132873

10 times better than Theresa May and he actually supported Brexit

>>129132542

tunbridge wells here

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What's he saying chaps?

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>>129132583
Calm the fuck down, retard.

>>129132599
>Meant to get huge majority and destroy Labour
>Own party ends up getting cucked to death due to her incompetence

>>129132869
J U S T
U
S
T

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You fucked up my legacy, didn't you bitch?

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>>129132542
>East Worthing and Shoreham

One of the safest blue seats in the country.

Results in from my constituency.

Hackney South and Shoreditch.
Labour hold - 79.4% (43,974)

The independent I voted for got 50, kek.
The independent with no official documentation but with an xtube video got 143.

Lord Buckethead bless London.

>>129132899
Back to /ptg/, go on, off you go.

>>129132859
>Scotland saves the UK

APOLOGIZE

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milkman retains his seat

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MILKMAN MEMES CONTINUE

>>129132930
fucking hell

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Leedsom would've smashed it

>>129132889
hard to feel bad for her when it's a self-inflicted wound

could have been way fucking worse too

>>129132930
????

>>129132723

So Corbyn is the PM?

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>40K VOTES
C O R B Y N
O
R
B
Y
N

>>129132873
>fake Brexiteer

No

Leadsom or Redwood is our guy

>>129132899
May is Britain's Hillary, but she loves sucking American dick, too. Corbyn is British Bernie.

>>129132958

rejecting a 2nd indyref

>>129132889
i dunno, it was still looking like a bloodbath in the early phase. Hindsight.

>>129132934
they won't get 318 though. Labour have already taken 9+ of their seats hahaha

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How the fuck does it take over 12 hours to count votes?

>>129132792
we pay for your entire existance lmao

if the revised projection holds DUP and Tories would have a 1 seat majority(discounting the Sinn Fein bump), which is pretty much untenable

>>129132896

farrons face looks like he's being forced to drink each pint of milk after every photo

3 years
2 elections 1 referendum
3 surprises
Fucking amazing

>nip out for a tab
>suddenly three threads behind

wtf lads

>>129132889
Can someone explain to me how this whole Parliament thing works?

Why isn't it just like America where you have a set dates for everything? We don't have surprise elections that would be a clusterfuck.

>>129133088
Lol

MORE THAN A FEELINGG!!

>>129132979
>the bogdanoffs bow to buckethead

is JC prime minister if Con gets less that 314?

>>129132542
You pay 20 grand a week to rent a spareroom, communte to work for 4 hours and will never buy a house. Might as well kill yourself.

>>129133050
No, likely outcome will be another Tory PM that isnt May (kinda like how our house of representatives works)

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>>129132460
me on the far right

All hail Buckethead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKjGaTytWM4

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>I want to censor the internet!
>WTF!! Why did I lose?!!!

what a stupid cunt.

>>129132599
Conservative MPs do nothing but sharpen their knives when they have a weak leader. May is toast.

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>Norman Lamb and Tim Farron both hold their seats for the LibDems

That's RIGHT Little Englanders, I'm still here.

So Parliament as I understand it is anyone can call an election at any time, right? Is that why you're having another election after only like 3 years?

>>129132958
Just consider everything the Scots do, to be for "banter".

>>129133113
The Cornish can't count

>>129133113
Cornish can't count.

NUTALL IS OUT OUT LIKE FUCKK!! BTFOO!!!

>Penny Mordaunt reelected
And my cock just got reerected.

>>129133178
it's not possible for JC to win tonight, at best it will be a hung parliament surely?

>>129133146
>>129133088
>>129132934
Every single marginal seat that May visited, they lost.

>>129133163
AAOOUUUWHWHSIISIFBEEEING

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>>129133088
Oh really.

THE NUT HAS CRACKED

>>129132822

So, she didn't have to do this election? It was her choice?

Fucking retard.

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>>129133126
>amerifat

Canterbury taken by Labour
holy shit, blunder of the last 2 centuries

SNP lose Coatbridge to Labour.

>>129133113
dunno, here we get accurate partial results 2 to 3 hours after poll's over and final results at 8 the next day.

>>129133113
Isle of Scilly need to deliver their votes by rowboat.

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>>129133234

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>3,308

>be female conservative backbencher
>have period
>vote against party because muh whoremoans
>Tory "majority"

Good luck

>>129132822
How can you just randomly call a new election wtf?

>>129132993
We can't GtK soon enough

>>129133218
One day your banter will be good enough to grasp it.

NUTTALL RE-BUTTALLED

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>Nuttall

what did he do? kick a puppy?

>Paul Nuttall
>3308 votes
WEW

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Weak and wobbly: the speech

>>129132707

In favour of Labour?

NUTALL 3000
MAT 10000

>>129133189
That's not why she lost though. Most people are absolute mongs when it comes to this stuff. Snoopers charter was polled as having public support ffs.

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NUTTAL GOT FUCKED

>>129133189
You're over-estimating the people who care about that sort of thing. It was wanting to tax old people and kill foxes that did her

>75% Leave vote
>3,000 UKIP votes

What the fuck?

Are the British people this blue-pilled?

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3RD PLACE

PAUL BALLSED IT

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>strong and stable

>>129133216
not really you have to have a 2/3rds vote in parliament for a general election, but in reality i can't think of any opposition voting against it.

>>129133113
>Cornish numeracy and literacy scores
>literally flying people in from Swansea to help

Nuttall got absolutely smashed.

NUTTED

>>129133126
May basically dared Labour to agree to have it early.

That backfired spectacularly

>>129133280
yes I mean that's the number for a Lab-SNP-libdem coalition

>>129133113
They just have an early night and do it in the morning.

>>129132707
>every poll on Brit/pol/ shows Tories ahead of UKIP
>suddenly hates Tories
lmao

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>>129132979
He the same dude who ran against Major?

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>>129133323
kek

got anymore of those?

>>129133181
>will never buy a house
we buy your houses with cash, rent them out to you then use them to pay for our own, lol

>>129133408
wew

boston deserves what it gets

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>>129133354
>>129133408
That's fucking embarrassing.

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>>129133404

>>129133312
Correct. That's why this is so damning. The conservatives could have had 3 more years in charge as a majority. She's thrown that away.

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Get hype

Nuttall didn't deserve to win.

>>129133462
U K ? P
K
?
P

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/end-brexit-britain/

(((NICK COHEN))) IS SMUG

>END OF BREXIT BRITAIN

embarrassing for Nuttall

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PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO THE UK

LAST NAIL IN THE COFFIN

>>129133468
Based Marxist

>3k

WEW

>>129133408
jimmy saville would've done better

UKIP should fold in the morning.

>>129133480
Is she joking at this point?

>>129133433
likely how she bled UKIP -> Labour votes

>>129133459
People are too scared of Corbyn to vote ukip it seems.

>>129132845
Me too, anon.
M-maybe next SP we can get back a sensible devolved parliament for Scotland.

>>129133512
He's going.

>>129133468
Fucking HELL I despise Paul Mason so much

Can't believe the BBC employed him

>>129133591

Oh man the UK is gonna become a banana republic? Noice.

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>>129132990

Kek he's just reminded me of tha Cameron Peppa Pig, the similarity is uncanny

LABOUR TAKE WARWICK FROM THE TORIES

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FORECAST DOWN TO 318

PANIC

>Labour shifts to the far-left
>Tories stay the same
>The new "centre" is Brownite
>Tories flop the election; Labour surge
>Tories vow to "woo more Labour voters"
>Shift further to the left
>Tories are suddenly unironically supporting immigration based on diverity, multiculturalism and REEEE YOU A RACISSSSS

And just like that, the Overton window jolted 90 degrees to your left without you even noticing.
The 2017 Tories would have been viewed as left wing in 1997. The 2018 Tories will be basically the 2015 Greens.

And you'll still support them.

>>129133591
>This man increased labours vote share

>>129133113
busy shagging their seven wives

>>129132568
Because it works in (((their))) favour...right up until the non-British are the majority. Jews don't plan for the future they plan for themselves and they alone.

>>129133113
What a joke. Here it goes:
6 in the evening exit poll when polls close.
18:30 first forecast.
19:00 second, and then every half hour.
The results don't really change from the exit poll. Sometimes 1%.
Safe results at 20:00 and you can go to bed.

Easy.

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>Labour takes Canterbury by 187 votes

>>129133586
I can only imagine some conservative Malcom Tucker type is constantly berating her right now.

>>129133495
> can't think of any opposition voting against it
It's a new rule

>>129133126
may was never "elected"

so she called a snap election when she thought it'd be a guaranteed sweep of seats for tory

spectacularly backfired

>>129133669

meant for

>>129133444

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>>129133651

>>129133719
Two universities there.

>>129132466
May did not look like a woman expecting 318 seats, desu.

You wont go down cause my dick can float

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8&t=28s

>>129133651
kek

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Well, this election didn't go as expected.

what does corbyn need to win?

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Holy shit, tonight is a fucking bloodbath.
Most savage election in British history?

have tories taken any seats from labour?

>>129133367
Whoever's in charge can announce a new one. The decision then goes to parliament where all MPs vote on whether or not to have the election.

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>>129133750

>>129133591
VIVA CHAVEZ!!!!!!

VIVA MORALES!!!!

Devastated for the Nutt lads.

>>129133655
Nigel is coming back.

Tories are fucked in England.

>>129133586

To be fair, she was always a shit figurehead for the party. At least, as long as I've been watching her, I mean. They need new leadership.

ITS OVER LADS, UKIP IS DONE. WE WILL BE FOREVER KEKED. PREPARE TO BOW DOWN TO OUR BROWN OVERLORDS

UKIP RIP
TORIES RIP

A good night for leftie alliance

>>129133826
One.

>Boris Johnson could be PM

You fucking idiots

If you care about the long term interests of right-wing movements and seeing socialists crumbling you'd want Corbyn to win this

The next 5 years will rough as fucking guts. You want tories in to deal with that shit? Labour's support is tenuous at best, if they only slightly win they have a poor mandate AND they've been dropped the responsibility of the shit sandwich the UK is in at the moment.

The party who wins tonight will lose in a landslide in 5 years. The West isn't ready for It's swing back to the right. Our society is festering but It hasn't burst yet. Paradigm shifts aren't slow processes, they're rapid and unpleasant to live through, If it happens now things will boil over in the next 5 years and the marxists will just be emboldened and society will backflip right back to the left even harder.

>>129133815
scotland

The other thread is so fast, are the SNP going to side the Labour or the Tories?

>>129132542
Rayleigh here

DUP on 40% in NI???

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>>129133591
Having toilet paper is a bourgeois privilege.

so when do tories start leading

LABOUR GAIN IN CANTERBURY


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK.

>>129133189
>Falling for the Independent's meming

How come no one votes UKIP

>>129133815
Cooperation from the other parties and still a lot more luck, he does not have this in the bag yet, but he is still doing spectacularly well.

>>129133893
Never with the Tories

>>129133855
England is fucked, it's the final nail in the coffin desu.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-still-prepared-to-call-for-war-crimes-investigation-into-tony-blair-a7042926.html

See you in the autumn for the next election lads

>>129133730
But the pressure against immigration keeps up.

Us Old Labour types will have the last laugh.

>>129133750
but an anon in the other thread told me it was a surefire win

conservative media mass suicide fucking when

>>129133719
Red Warwick returns

>>129133893
Labour.

>>129133005
that is good, actually sign from God - Scotland just told the world the Union is safe - together UK will get shot of the EU and be great again - I am gonna cry...

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>tfw the (c)U(c)K will fall in your lifetime

Kamerad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwAg0912hA

>>129133933
Some UKIP voters are fickle.

Did You expect Cons to the get a big majority in a country that invented Harry Potter?

In a country filled with leftist wannabe Richard Dawkins students

In a country where niggers, pakis, bengalis and pajeets dominate the cities.

>lab keeps being 15-20 ahead

when is con supposed to pull ahead?

>>129133723
DUP up to 10 though, they're running out of coalition runway if they keep going down though, and they've lost some terrible upsets tonight

>>129133952
Archived it for you
https://archive.is/HVYhf

>Canterbury fallen to Labour

Glad I left Kent as a child for Devon. I'm so very disappointed in all my fellow Men of Kent.

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>>129133572

>>129133917
JUST

L-Labour can't actually do it can they lads? I don't want to live in a country with Comrade Corbyn as PM

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>Labour takes Canterbury
>CONSERVATIVE SINCE THE 1800S

>>129133893
Labour

>>129133884
Exactly. This is the same pressure valve shit that the Tories did when the National Front of yore was gaining traction. Tories are Britain's greatest enemies. They have always served foreign international interests. From (((Monarchy))) to the United States.

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>>129133952

>>129134007
Has anyone got any fash wave DUP memes????!!??

>>129132284
I don't into British politics but aren't Labour the ones who want to flood the country with Muslims and turn every white man into a dickless Tranny?

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>>129133572
>>129133572

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>try to listen to Woesy's stream
>it's full of annoying loudmouth yanks

why woesy why

>>129134021
My hometown.
I feel fucking sick.

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>>129133917
>tfw i live there and didn't vote because i'm a lazy neet

LABOUR GAINS!!

>Tories lose Kingston to Lib Dems

You're done.

Fuck the Tories.

>>129133855
this, time to move to Scotland

>>129133964
>he believes this
Old Labour is dead. Bennite Labour rules now.

>>129133985
>1,000,000 migrants in 1 year

Germany is dead forever, get over it Proob

FARAGE IS BACK GUARANTEED

>>129134048
a hung parliament is much more likely than a labour coalition

>>129133836
Incompetent commies. They destroyed once a beautiful country.

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APOLOGIZE

>>129133821
Nah. 2015 was more savage in terms of big names. Cable, Hughes, Balls and more. There's probably been even more in the past - maybe 1997?

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Philip Davies ousted! Jess is going to be so smug.

>187

wew

NEW

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>>129134097

20% SWING

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Theresa May had 2/3rds support when I checked this shit two weeks ago. What the fuck happened?

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>Young people voted

>>129134077
Tories want to do that, too. Theresa May could have stopped it while she was in the Home Office, and the Tories promised to, but they didn't. We had more under them than we had under Tony Blair.

If May didn't after the pensioners she would have had a clear majority.

>>129134005
The rural seats that take ages to count prefer the conservatives

>>129134138
t. resident of a fucking prison island

Ed Davey is back

Did Mr Fish Finger put up a fight lads?

>>129133964
Until you look out your lounge window and see that it's 75% Pakistani/North African emptiness.

Yeah, you really won this one. 4D chess.
All it took was to ruin an entire culture with thousands of years of history!
Great job.

>>129132998
Link to the xtube?

>>129134063
Piss off republican scum

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theresa

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mfw PM Corbyn cancels Trump's state visit and tells him to fuck off

>>129134115
Good job. Not worth voting anyway.

>>129133974
I say without irony that people should apologize, I listened to English fuckheads who knew nothing talk shit about us for months who didn't believe we could do it.

Labour reaping the benefits of their policy of mass immigration and demographic replacement

>>129134203
>believing polls

I thought the whole fucking lesson of the past 2 years was to never believe (((polls)))

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>>129134055
And I assume that Ulster guys will side with Tories

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>>129134115
Medway expat here, fucking neck yourselves.

>>129134113
This is what happens when you cattle young retards and promise "free shit", their immediatism gets rewarded, by taxation to everybody.

>>129134048
Don't worry, you'll be shipped out to a gulag either way.

>>129134229
They actually did it, the absolute mad youngsters

Labour hold Rotherham who would have guessed...

>>129134203
>dementia tax
>forcing schools to serve breakfasts
>censoring the internet

May is a retard.

Literally no conservative person wants these things.

>>129134115
>neet
>conservative
pick one frogposter

>>129134248
t. resident of the People's Islamic Republic of Britain

>>129133821
Parliament's been going for a long time and there have been literal bloodbaths after elections, so not quite. But yeah it has been a wild night.

>>129134111
God I try to support him but the Americans are so dumb and insufferable.

>>129134203
dunno. It wasn't a great campaign but doesn't really account for this imo.

Even Farron's result pic is JUST tier

>>129133849
Half his voter base went to Labour. Fuck him.

>>129134203
The Tory manifesto was shockingly shit.

>>129134133
Bennite Labour is essentially Old Labour.

Unless you mean Hilary.

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>>129134442
>People's Islamic Republic of Britain
Not yet, but hopefully soon, I'll be out of here by then.

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>>129132958
Not falling for the SNP bullshit anymore.
Also turnout is down, meaning that the SNP retards have finally stopped showing up to the polls. It means that since Labour fucking dissolved entirely, the Conservatives made a huge gain votewise while Kez rebuilds the party.

We've been jewed lads, listen up.

>UK voted for Brexit
>Government response - install a pro-remain leader who feigns alliegence to the will of the people by pretending to support Brexit
>Present the Tory party as the party that will deliver Brexit
>Watch as the support for UKIP declines and UKIP itself falls apart as their relevance subsides
>Have her then call a snap election wherein she deliberately fails
>A weak governent is formed which cannot deliver Brexit
>UKIP is destroyed.
>No established force remains to push Brexit forward
>The UK stays in the single market, giving Brussels political leverage over the UK government. Within 20 years it is pulled back into the EU as if Brexit never happened at all

You can't fight the shadow government. They had a plan the moment the results looked to turn to a leave vote last June.

>>129133904
Yep. UUP have evaporated but the most nationalist constituencies along the border haven't declared yet.

>>129134077
Yes

There are mongrels on /pol/ who like them because they're obese neets though

>>129134582
You don't want to have to wear a burqa huh?

>>129133749

First-Past-The-Post (winner takes all) means you can't really apply statistic predictions like in representative majority elections.