Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 35th edition

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>the one time we can be counted on to vote towards the 'progressive' alliance
>vote Conservatives for the first time in 40 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

How many seats tories can lose?

>SNP swing to CON causing LAB to pick up scottish seats
Didn't think that through did they?

>>129130501
fuckin hell

Conservatives are going to get a majority aren't they lads?

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For the King-Emperor lads.

UKIP- Gerard Batten
No label- Lord Buckethead N/A
Independent- Yemi Hailemariam N/A
Liberal Democrat- Tony Hill
Monster Raving Loony- Howling Laud Hope N/A
Animal Welfare- Andrew Knight N/A
Conservative- Theresa May
Labour- Pat McDonald
The Just Political Party- Julian Reid N/A
Give Me Back Elmo- Bobby Smith N/A
Independent- Grant Smith N/A
Christian Peoples- Edmonds Victor N/A
Green- Derek Wall

>>129130727
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

LABOUR GAIN CANTERBURY

IT WAS CONSERVATIVE SINCE 19FUCKING18

>>129130756
TIGHT

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>129130778
Every single one.

Fucking hell these threads are moving quick lads.

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WAS THIS PART OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

>>129130501

So we're all agreed Teresa May intentionally crashed her party, right? She wants to remain.

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L A B O U R S U R G E

POST YFW CORBZ WINS IT

I FUCKING CALLED IT.

>>129130756
Sweet fuck

>>129130727
Scots are naughty, dirty people. And I love you for it.

Fuck young people
Raise the voting age to 21

*muffled hornpipes in the distance*

>>129130756
'my vote doesnt matter' fags btfo

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I... didn't expect this.

Did you expect this?

...I didn't expect this.

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BEST ELECTION BEST ELECTION

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BOYS IN GIRLS' TROUSERS

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JUST STIR MY HAGGIS UP LADDIE

Is tories gaining Dagenham significant?

>>129130820

>Just political party

Says a lot about Labour when they're having an amazing night and still can't break 300 seats. It's still a dead party.

>>129130756
gaaaay

>>129130807
Hopefully just nick by yeah. Then we can get rid of May and replace her with someone competent.

LIB DEMS TAKE BATH FROM THE TORIES

WHAT THE CHRIST

What the FUCK is going on in Scotland?

>>129130807
looking more likely as the night goes on, although it will be a lesser majority

>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support labours postion on Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags

>Winning Canterbury
How the fuck have they fucked it up so badly?

>>129130727
>6 seats in scotland
This is just bizarre.

Nicola Sturgeon has been absolutely shagged. Independence is over for the next decade.

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I apologise to Scotland for every bad thing I ever said about you

>>129130846
R-R-RETURN THE MAP

R-R-R-RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME

>>129130727
jocks deploy tactical SNP nuking.

>>129130889
Part of the fun.

>>129130820
>Give Me Back Elmo- Bobby Smith N/A

bantz

>>129130756
jesus that could actually matter

2 (two) huge Conservative blunders in 1 year

Jesus Christ, the tragedy of it all

Dave Cameron is probably in his cuckshed right now whating it all

>>129130932
>young whites voting Labour

but m-muh new counter-culture

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>>129130727
The eternal Jock.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE

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MANLET

>>129130983
Kek

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>my county stayed blue
Feeling /comfy/.

MAYDENHEAD

>>129130931
Fuck, he literally violates the bow with his disgusting monkey grip.

>>129130727
Based troll nation.

>>129130983
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
This is actually where you are.
Line 3. Number 3. Line number 3. It's on line three.

>>129130983
Corbyn hasn't breached 40% though?

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>CON
>-5

>>129130983
>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support labours postion on Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
WE WOULD ACTUALLY BE HERE
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags

>>129130983
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK

Lost me about here tbqh.

MUMMY MAY LOST HER SEAT!!!!

jesus anyone got a screencap of the blonde qt ruffling her hair on bbc?

>BBC South East
>A major upset in Canterbury. MP of 30 years Julian Brazier loses his seat to Labour
Welp, that's it.

Con better put May's head on a platter after this

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MAY OUT

>Tories steadily catching up with Labour

Comfy.

>Stewart Jackson is kill

REEEEEEEEE ALL THE BEST TORIES ARE GOING

>>129130997
it's not really that out of nowhere.

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>>129130727
I won't even be mad if you ruin our future for this.
It's absolutely TOP BANTZ.

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Right so as a god fearing American who should i be rooting for? Who is gonna make the US and UK bros again?

>>129131180
What's left of them at least

So what the hell is happening? Is Corby the next Britbong BM?

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>>129130983
S-shut up fag, Mommy May will fix this and our country will be strong and stable

>>129130973
RUTH

Tories are losing all the seats where UKIP decided not to stand

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Tomorrow's front page.

>Lord Buckethead
>the cheers

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BBC DOING JFC

>>129131180
no shit they are pissed off

REMINDER, after tonight:

>no new grammar schools
>no hard brexit
>immigration will stay high
>no Australian-style points system
>stay in Common Market

HOWLING LORD HOPE

>>129131180

I'm actually very happen with this election so far

FUCK MAY

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>129131172
The Tories have no mercy for leaders who fail. She'll be gone by midday.

BROWNIE BTFO

>>129130932
>tfw went to this uni

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Corbynite government now = Mosbeyite government in under 5 years

this is fine

Who's this Buckhead lad?

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>Labour possibly winning Canterbury

Fucking hell Kent sort it out.

3000 LESS THAN CORBYN

>>129131021
S-scotland p-p-please save our campaign!!!!!!

THERESA MAY KEEPS SEAT

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>MAY LOSES HER SEAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>129131260

Too early to tell yet, expected that Conservatives will win but without a majority in the house of commons, things could get real spicy.

MAY GOT LESS THAN CORBYN ON HOME SEAT!

>>129131248
Neither. Corbyn's more likely to cancel Trumps visit though.

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>known as Lord Buckethead

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jezza got more votes than may

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>>129130997
>look at all these people who voted for an anti-establishment party.
>How can I appeal to them?
> Hi guys I'm the strong and stable establishment candidate this country needs.

>the "JUST" party

kek

>Monster raving loonie party

i-is Bloodborne real in Britain?

DUP GAIN BELFAST SOUTH

BASED DUP

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>fucking ELMO on stage with the Prime Minister

what the fuck is going on lads

>>129131184
>Labour lead extended again
Nice

LORD BUCKETHEAD FUCK

Kek @ bucket head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKjGaTytWM4

>>129130932
I'm on that pic

>these candidates
it's like a video game lineup

>>129131248
Corbyn is a national socialist.

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LORD BUCKETHEAD

Looks like the Tory's are safe.

BBC forecasts 322 Tory seats (-8) & 9 DUP, incoming Tory-DUP coalition. Labour forecasted to get 261.

Not as bad as the exit poll nor nearly as bad as YouGov's estimate.

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>>129130727
you're just in it for the banter, aren't you scotland?

>>129131381
I'm so sorry

JUST A FLESH WOUND

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>>129131321
What? All of that is right regardless who wins.

>mayflies

>mfw May looking more Cruella than ever.

>>129131430
So?

Die Tory scum.

WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF SOUND AT THE BBC

THREE (3)

ELMO!!!!!

3

>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support labours postion on Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulag

Bobby Smith - 3

What is going to happen to the value of the £?

Will it go up if Britain stays in the common market?

>Thurrock
they fucking did it
they didn't completely collapse in ONE seat

>JUST

BOBBY
ELMO
SMITH

>>129131500
Kek

>>129131377
Should have been: Mayfly guide.

DUP
U
P

I love that name DUP

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>>129131381
Not possibly, it's over. They won it.

The longest continuously held Tory seat gone for nothing.

>ELmo

>>129131248
Corbyn hates Trump.

May is better for US Relations.

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>>129130929

>JUST PARTY

JUST
>52
>solitary clap

>>129130501
post your best theresa pictures.

Only 3 for Elmo. Maidenhead need to sort themselves out.

>>129131395
Need to know the total number of people voting before you judge.

Give the DUP all your strength lads, we're going to need them to keep the open borders coalition out of office

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

the JUST party?

>mary

Tories took Dagenham

LORD BUCKETHEAD CLIMBS!
HOLY SHIT THE SURGE FOR BUCKETHEAD IS HERE!

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ELMO GOT 3

>Bobby Smith: 3

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>the JUST political party

>>129131560
He has neither closed the gap to 5% nor breached 40%

>>129131430

May had some seriously strong opposition though, like Elmo, Bucket matey and the patrician monster raving loony

>>129131494
Are you the one wearing girl's boots?

>>129131430
More people running mongoloid

>>129131381
Southerns are bent.

>>129131455
nice, they could be at 10 seats now

Good job elmo.

Is Corbyn going to resign of the tories get a majority?

>Maidenhead

kinda lewd Bongs...

>>129131560
you can't possibly believe that

>Buckethead is a manlet that only hits 6' with a 2' tube on his head

Why the fuck did I get the Women's Equality party instead of lord buckethead

DUP GAIN

>The Just Political Party

Why are the tories allowed to run two MPs in one borough?

my seat just went SNP

>>129130727
Scots must've been heavily red pilled after those couple of Islamic attacks in London

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And this is why British elections are better than AMerican ones

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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

>>129130951
It's weird but I don't think it's that weird. Still a white working class in that part of London but they are hemmed in by Redbridge and Barking. I think they went 'leave' in Brexit so that could be why you see this vote.

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>>129130501
I told you she was tripping over her sagging cunt lips
Why did she do it lmao

What's Lord Buckethead's endgame?

MIDDLESBROUGH SOUTH GOES BLUE OUTTA NOWHERE

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>That fucking line-up

THEREA MARY!!!

>retards that need gassing: 108

the state of this announcer

>>129131697
No

>>129131506
Holy shit a rare Hitchens.
He's laughing too, that's got to be counterfeit.

Theresa May honestly looks like she's been crying.

>can't even get her name right

Fucking hell

>>129130727
We are the master race.

MAY IS SOCIALLY RETARDED

just look at her

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>British candidates

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>JUST

>>129131148
He's breached 50

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>>129131581
DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP

>>129131467
Are you enjoying your first GE?

Has leftypol raided us or something?

>this fucking disrespect
JUST

The DUP seem to be doing well, might be able to make something of this after all. Both May and Foster need to go though.

God May looks devistated

>>129131743
kek

>>129131425
NNNOOOOO!!!!!!!
fucking russian intereference - get that incompetent cunt to fuck

>>129131756
Lord Buckethead! Respect him!

>>129131756
lord buckethead obviously

>>129131779
its like im watching a fucking parody video

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>>129131756

lord buckethead, heathen

Did she just win?

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hot

>>129131771
A bucket for every head, and a head for every bucket.

>>129131697
no because he's demonstrably improved his party's position

>>129131771
PAYRISES FOR BINMEN AND BACK TO WEEKLY PICKUPS

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>>129131754
thats a big badge

>>129131697
No

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>>129131803

>May to speak
Gonna mute it lads. Can't handle the cringe.

>>129131754
Should have voted elmo

What a friggin madman Jeremy. How were you able to deceive so many people with your insane ideals?

>>129131756
Lord Buckethead.

>>129131836
>british bants

She's shaking

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JUST

MUMMY MARY!

WAIT

HOW THE FUCK IS MAY LOSING

WHY DID KEK PICK CORBYN?

SOMEONE GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN

WHO IS /OURGUY/ AND WHO IS WINNING SO FAR???

May looks like she is barely holding it together

what kind of fucking speech can she give

hahaha wow

May practically resigning in this speech, fucking hell

>>129131756
hello and welcome to uk elections

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>>129131849
DU DUP DUP DUP DU DU DU DU DUP DUP

>>129131836
Something wrong with the water there

>>129131248
Corby is cucked to immigrants
Sharia is cucked to immigrants, international corporations and the United States.
Sharia May is your girl.

>>129131829
Definetly.

The lass got autism

>>129131836
fucking kek

ALL HAIL THE NEW PRIME MINISTER LORD BUCKETHEAD

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What a cunt.

>>129131908
>pizzagate necklace

>>129131930
for you

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>>129131756
His majesty, Lord Buckethead.

>Pete Wishart (SNP) stays by 23 votes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129131079
Cameron in the cuckshed deserves a (You)

M A Y O U T

A

Y


O

U

T

SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK

FUCKING KEK

>>129131836
>that nigger just trying to get a nigger out of prison

>>129132000
May knows what is waiting for her in the morning

tory knives are ready and waiting

WEAK AND WOBBLY

>>129131930
for you

>constituency

>>129131754
so are those people dressed that way to embarrass Mummy?

Her voice is cracking

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TH-THANK YOU

step down
fuck off

IS SHE GONNA START CRYING?

>>129130501
>Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
Who actually thinks that besides you? You don't have to repeat everything Peter Hitchens says - most of it is only for effect

Yes, Tories are shit. But Labour are worse. Brit/pol/ is right wing and the conservative party is more right wing than Labour, however slightly

>>129131841
>fitzthistlewits
Patrician choice, anon

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>>129131756
He has literally been doing this for 30 years. No one knows what his real name is.

jesus May looks like she's holding back tears

>>129131986
>WHO IS /OURGUY/

lord buckethead

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Makes up for the close Tory one at least.

>>129131836
LORD BUCKETHEAD SUPREME LEADER

>>129131248
Corbyn is an open-borders pro-Islam Stalinist, but somehow, the cucks here have convinced themselves that he's "redpilled".

May is a pathetic milquetoast who won't really stand behind anything. She seems to vaguely support whatever he SpAds tell her is fashionable. That being said, she does have a genuine hatred for drugs, and she does seem to genuinely want to reduce immigration.

So obviously, you should support Corbyn.
The only way to reduce immigration is to increase immigration. The only way to ensure freedom of speech is to hand it over to censorious feminists and SJWs. The only way to ensure long-term peace is entirely dismantle our military and invite millions of terrorists into the country.

Did the Russians hack this election too?

>stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability stability

Yeah, alright luv.

>>129132039
What's he saying

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SAY IT WITH ME:

PRIME MINISTER BORIS

>>129131930
not a badge my immigrant friend

>>129132039
lmao
Not wrong though tbf

Poor mummy :(

Which one of you made the JUST party?

>>129131756
GREAT BRITAIN AT IT BEST

She is utterly broken.

She called this election for personal validation but it backfired spectacularly.

>>129132176
She's diabetic leave off.

>>129131986
corbyn

>>129131836

>He doesn't have bucketheads
>He doesn't have monster raving loonies
>He doesn't have TV show characters

Portugese politics must suck

>>129132163
>Brit/pol/ is right wing and the conservative party is more right wing than Labour, however slightly

looooooool

I kinda feel bad for may, but it's her own fault, god imagine how she feels right now

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there is not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Back to the world that's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Now the world is gone, I'm just one
Oh God, help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, help me

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

STILL SAYING STABILITY. FUCKING REKT.

Note once has she said she plans to lead a government, she is as good as gone 2bh

We need Boris or Gove now

S-STRONG A-AND ST-ABLE AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK

PREDICTION DOWN TO 318 SEATS FOR CON

>>129130501
Well, I don't know much about comrade Corbyn, but May looks and acts like an absolute cunt. Hope this outcome suits you British /pol/acks.

SHES FUCKING BREAKING DOWN
SHE CANT TALK PROPERLY

strong and stable

FUCK OFF MAY

162 - 154

Tories catching up

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she likes red.

She talks like fucking Clinton, I wish she was mute.

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>He won a constituency that has been Tory for nearly 2 centuries.

WHATTTTTT

>t-this c-country needs s-stability

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FUCK THIS BITCH PRESS B FOR BORIS

S-S-STRONG AND STABLE

I'm glad this cold old witch lost

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Leave Corbyn to Us.

>>129132240
>She's diabetic leave off.

LMAO, this deluded Tory shill trying to save face

NEW

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>>129132209
He's a terrorist sympathiser.

Its pretty cool that May has to give her speech with Lord Buckethead and Elmo in the background desu.

SHOULD

HAVE

PICKED

BORIS

All those words and nothing to say

>>129132209
TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER

S-STRONG A-A-AND ST-ST-STABLE

She is shitting herself.

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>>129131754
IM DYING HERE

>>129132209
terrorist sympathizer

GET THE WITCH OUT
DAVID DAVIS PM NOW

STRONG AND STABLE.
fookin toast.

>>129132166

lord buckethead is a not man, but a title, passed down every generation to ensure buckets for all.

fucking hell she sounds on the verge of tears

why do we persist on putting women in leadership positions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW YOU BARREN OLD CUNT

FUCK THE TORIES

>>129132130
>so are those people dressed that way to embarrass Mummy?

No they're legitimate political party representetives you can vote for

>period of stability

that's that then

>>129131836
And to think, Elmo is the most serious candidate there.

>>129132313
It's like watching a car crash in slow mo

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B

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>>129132309
imagine sucking on her toes

DUP to the rescue ay lads

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>>129131585
Have a fucking word with yourselves. You're a disgrace to all Men of Kent.

>Scotland actually saves the UK

APOLOGIZE

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>>129130900
Are you saying she crashed the conservative party with no survivors?

WEAK AND WIBLLY-WOBBLY SPEECH

LADS MAY WAS ABSOLUTELY NERVOUS AF. FEAR OF TERRORIST ATTACK MYBE?

>>129131756
Lord Buckethead holds several lands around Maidenhead. His net worth rivals that of the Rothschilds. He has been known to gather up village women and sacrifice them. Somehow, it seems as if the same Lord Buckethead has repeatedly been standing at the seat for over five hundred years.

The question isn't who he is.
The question is What is his Endgame?

>>129132457
Right, but are they putting on a show to make a bit of a mockery of her?

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>>129130501
If you thought the elite in UK were actually going to let Brexit happen, you were kidding yourselves.

It's not going to happen. Everyone formerly in the Roman Empire, is beholden to the beast. Sorry Brits, I'll pray for you.

>>129132345
>B
I'm Scottish and hate the tories but would still love to see Boris be PM.

>>129132581
They do it for attention. They go and stand where the leader is based.

>>129131756
The Shadow Chancellor