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Christians literally, unironically believe that a war god of

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Christians literally, unironically believe that a war god of the canaanite pantheon from the bronze age is real and created the universe
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worshiping a war god sounds bretty good anon
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And athiests literally believe that a random explosion created live.
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>>129130006
look at how handsome he is
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>>129129670
How does their belief affect you at all you fucking hue.

Christianity is low hanging fruit
If you wanna criticize a religion go after the Muslims
Or better yet go after the Jews
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>>129130764
Wow, what a sexy fellow.
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>>129129670
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>>129131382
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>God contacts bronze age canaanites
>???
>therefore God's not real
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>>129131502
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>>129131635
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>durr evolution's real
How do you know? Were you there?
>no but I have faith in scientists
Oh, exactly like religion, then.
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>>129131735
5
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Christians are so fucking retarded
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>>129131846
lol, you're dumb.
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>>129131846
>fucking leaf
>this fakeposting bait

kys
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>>129129670
atheists literally believe in ethics
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>>129130200
brah don't you get it? the big bang created the universe from NOTHING and by nothing we mean something that creates universes
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>>129131987
>>129131901
>CuK
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>>129130764
big wiener best god! Smart god! Good god!
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>>129132190
kek
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>if you're not a Christian you must be an atheist
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>>129131961
Lol, youre dumb.
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>>129131003
Different flavors of the same religion.

>>129133142
This.
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>>129130006
>Worshiping a jew war god

>not a European war god
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>>129129670
That was merely a mask. As God hath said:

I AM THAT I AM

He is whom he chooses to be.

Psh.
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>>129131382
>>129131502
>>129131635
>>129131735
>>129131854
what the fuck I love Yahweh now
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>>129133239
Lol, your retarted
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>>129135366
>That was merely a mask. As God hath said:
>I AM THAT I AM
>He is whom he chooses to be.


No. That was Popeye and he said, "I yam what I yam. I cant stands no more!
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>>129136671
no you fucking leaf, his lines are:
>I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam!
and
>That's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands n'more!

If you don't include the repetitition the lines become pointless
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>>129135841
yaaaawah

JEW
OF GLORY!

YAHAYAHAHYAYAYAHYAHAHAYAH

KILL MY RACE PLEASE!

I LUV YOU!
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>>129142357
hi Varg
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>>129130006
Only one war god though?
Lame. There should be several, dozens, hundreds! The chaos god will make it so.
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YHWHists are not the brightest people
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>>129131382
WHITE MAN YOU HAVE AN ANCIENT RELIGION

YOU STILL PRACTICE IT TODAY

IT'S CALLED SCIENCE/PHILOSOPHY AND NATURE:

Example of Aryan faiths:

>Stoicism (reason as divine)

>Buddhism (moral nihilism)

>Zen (anti-cult)

>Nietzsche's Overman (Will to Power)

>Naturalism (nature as divine)

>Cosmotheism (Dr. William Pierce, evolution as divine)

>Nazism (blood and nature as divine)

>Pythoagorism (numbers as divine, "man is the measure of all things")

All perfectly acceptable alternative to Semitic slave cults.


And for the more Esoteric fag who wants Spiritualism you have:

>Zoroastrianism (good replaced with wisdom of good, evil replaced with incorrect thoughts; the first philosophy)

>Vedda (Brahmanism)

>Wotanism (non-cucked chivalry)

>Druidism (nature as spirit)

>Mithra-ism (divine purity, Christianity stole most of its ritual from)


STOP WORSHIPING A JEW AS GOD OF THE UNIVERSE!
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>>129135366
wishy washy kikes
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