>At a glance
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
>Recently called results
Tim Farron's seat will be holding bundle recount
Vince Cable keeps seat
Clegg loses seat
Con hold Blackpool North & Cleveleys with a 4.9% majority
Angus Roberton loses his seat.
Labour win Ealing Central and Acton with 12 percent.
Labour gain Stockton South with a swing of 5.7 percent
Battersea Labour gain from Conservative with a swing of 10 percent
EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14
>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live
>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900
>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/
>>129128696
>Shortest PM ever?
If May is ousted over this, she would have been the shortest serving PM since 1922
Women cutting their hair is a sign of distress
CMON JEZZA!!!
Cuckold pornography.
Gummer got bummer'd
The fuck lads
"Huge: David Davis concedes UK government may have lost mandate to exit customs union and single market (Sky, 2.30am)."
They're watering down Brexit - this was the second referendum
I thought scotland was shit.
Looks like they're more based than Bongcucks now.
CORBYN
>>129128447
>Yfw exit polls are incredibly off and labour get a majority
>Tories hemorrhaging safe seats to a literal marxist
>>129128447
not sure how much longer i can stay awake
God bless the haggis niggers
Who's the cucks now, faggots?
HOLY SHIT! YEB CLAIMING THE LEAD!
>>129128869
I agree hans
The country may well be buggered, but at least we'll finally be rid of that FUCKING mummy poster
what is nicola sturgeon thinking right now?
TORY MAJORITY YES OR NO?
this is not good
@BRITAINELECTS: SALMOND TO LOSE SEAT
LET'S GOOOO
THIS IS A SHITSHOW ON ALL SIDES
CORBYN WON
GUMMED
>>129128869
>scots aren't bongs
wot
>>129128831
Why red May and not Blue
Why are you wearing red May
>blocks your path
>>129128869
scotland is white nationalist
need to dig through the archives for my disingenuous "corbyn will do a lot better than people think" shitposts so i can pretend i actually believed that shit and look like a genius
Asked in the other thread, ask again:
Why don't you Brits do as the continentals and have a chill vote on a Sunday, a little stroll to the ballot boxes, polls closed at 6 in the evening results in at 11.
But no, you do it on a week day and drag it out till the early morning.
Is there a tradition or something like the Americans with their Tuesday?
>40k for Corbyn in his constituency
fuck
>>129128941
I hope he kills himself.
It's so odd seeing the DUP being seriously mentioned by the maintstream media, maybe they'll actually actually have to brush up on our politics now.
>>129128950
Likely not
40000
JEZZA IS KING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
>>129128857
You know this was their plan all along. Purposely throw the election then go "whoops, no mandate for leaving the single market or customs union!"
>mfw no more tuition fees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG6_d4n_eTo
Corbhammer 40k
SNP on suicide watch?
>Eric Pickles second to predict another General Election soon
>>129129071
topkek
>BREXIT
>TRUMP
>CORBYN
NEVER, EVER UNDERESTIMATE ENTHUSIASM.
40k for corbyn? that's nuts
106
SURGE
U
R
G
E
SCOTLAND SAVING THE UNION
>>129128950
no
tory + dup majority YES
>40k
>>129128944
That her brave effort to force an indyref may have fucked her party but it was worth it because she got attention for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TeXQHirMJE
CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE SNP
>>129128857
If this is true, civil war will begin if English men still have any manhood left in them.
>>129128950
Maybe by 1 or 2 seats, best case. Either way a colossal disaster for may.
>These fedora tipping independents
Jesus fuck, who the fuck is the crazy guy in the hat? Kek'd!
COMMUNIST LEAGUE 7
>7 (seven)
>>129129071
someone please make some oc
BASED MONSTER RAVING LOONIES
>>129129126
THAT WILL BE FINE
>>129129087
Take the jockpill
>Communist got 40,000 votes
>Socialist got 21 votes
CAN'T ABSORB THE CORB
>>129128869
Bong=Brit bong=Britain
Yank tier post
Did May just throw this election to keep us in the EU?
CORBYN LOSES SEAT
Can someone 'shop corbyn into a warhammer 40k image?
>seven votes
How do they stop EU citizens when no ID is needed. Fishy
NIGEL NAP
>>129128447
Boris for PM
NEW BREXIT SECRETARY EXIT
hahahahahaashha
what a fookin shambles the Tories are - couldn't win a one horse race against a rusty can of dogfood.
>>129128799
What do Brits think is gonna happen? A vote of no Confidence?
Will Lib dems reach the 12 seats lads?
Autist detected
>>129129223
The actual communists got 7 (seven)
>>129129240
u wot m8?
>>129128857
FLEXCIT
L
E
X
C
I
T
>>129129037
You could paint a fucking cow red there and it would get the same number of votes.
>Communist League
THE ABSOLUTE SATE OF ISLINGTON
>>129128424
will it happen lads?
>7 votes
KEK
>>129129185
Monster Raving Loony party a tradition over here.
>>129129118
how does he do it??
hahahhahahahhahaha
>>129129185
Official monster raving looney party.
Absolutely cringe
https://twitter.com/danhewittsky/status/872985973709295617
>>129129185
https://www.omrlp.com/
>gommies and socialists running against Corbyn
alright lads
just
>socialist party and communist league ran candidates against corbyn
Jezza will be swimming if verginas now.
all things aside I do admire his resolve all that has happened over the last year, an admirable trait
>>129128869
>doubting us for any reason
>not noticing our slight turn since Ruth was elected
Scottish Conservatives growing faster than anything.
Communist league - 7
>Tories hold Copeland (YouGov predicted Labour would re-take).
>>129128869
scotland isnt white
Can't this dumb bitch read numbers?
FOUR ZERO ZERO EIGHT SIX
7 votes and one of them was him
>>129129299
Corbyn got more than that mate
Wow UKIP candidate refused to shake Corbyn's hand.
>>129129255
>>129129255
heres corbyn with two orcs
wtf commie, socialist AND labour?
>7 (seven) votes
I find it hard to muster much real dislike for Jezza.
>>129129301
ITS ALL OGRE
*blocks your path*
>>129129232
no she called it when she was massively ahead in the polls then severely botched the campaign because she's a shy tory
>>129129373
SEXUAL HARASSMENT
>>129129373
still less autism than May
>>129129185
Monster Raving Looney Party
They are a novelty party who have actually had some of their policies implemented in a weird kind of way. It's a British tradition.
Hmmm, I guess this is a normal thing in Islington?
>>129129326
I lived near Holloway Road for a while, there was always a stand giving out communist propaganda and selling 'The Socialist' newspaper.
>>129129373
holy fucking kek
>>129129411
>t. Sadiq Abdullah
>>129129396
>Jezza will be swimming if verginas now.
Diane is gonna get it.
Wasn't ipswich a key seat for labour ?
>>129129405
Tory gains in the North.
Tory gains in Scotland.
DUP gains in Northern Ireland.
Tory losses in the South.
Does this prove that Southerners are inferior?
>>129129190
didnt she have a family, or anything? you'd get at least 5 from idiots marking the wrong candidate.
>>129129471
Fuck off Obi-wan
DOES THERESA MAY HAVE AUTISM?
At least the DUP would keep a DUP/CON coalition will keep the Conservatives conservative.
>>129129542
Yes
>What?
>>129129279
Doesn't work like that. She'll just get beheaded by her party, we generally don't televise or talk about it because it's a bit gruesome to watch, we just do it quietly when needed.
I believe Nick Clegg qualifies for a beheading again now, he survived the last on as he won his trial by combat.
>>129129601
No, diabetes.
>>129128941
im going to kill myself
i cant stand to see mummy hurt like this
whats his end game?
>>129129393
mfw I know the SPGB guy from Islington
TORIES HAVE TAKEN ANOTHER ONE FROM THE SNP
WILL THE SCOTTISH BLOODBATH EVER END
Another Con gain in Scotland
Will the tories take ANY seats from Labour? It's all been the other way
>>129129542
yes, the north is home of the huwhites
>>129128931
Were any of these Scotland seats even expected to go Tory? It's astonishing.
>that cane leaning real hours neckbeard nigga
>>129129373
Sasuga Corbyn
Are the SNP officially SEETHING yet?
>>129129601
not her but yes i do :)
ANOTHER SNP LOSS
JUST
>>129129411
technically, they're the most white
>this completely garbled shit
Baffling that he got this far
I really hate this waffling dick tbqh.
>>129129614
>Keep
You mean they might actually make the Conservative conservative for once.
CONSERVATIVES GAIN ABERDEEN SOUTH
Who's the fag with the hat with the yellow band/ribbon in the back?
SPGB are the most pure socialists I've ever seen
>>129129621
I thought I was hearing things.
w-when will tories take the lead lads
>>129129648
bantz
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872998771856224259
Liberal Democrat GAIN Bath from Conservative.
>that old man "WHAT?" from David
kek
UKIP guy is salty
>>129129648
Legalise pedosexuality now.
>>129129744
monster raving looney party, old joke party
Corbyn to build his first Gulag here in Walton?
>When you still consider yourself a British nationalist but hold nothing but contempt, disgust, hatred, and spite for 75% of the country
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
>>129129744
a monster raving looney m8
So the Tories take Scotland? Can i be proud of being Scottish ancestry now?
>>129129501
>actually had some of their policies implemented in a weird kind of way
which policies? I'm curious
UKIP GUY IS GONNA KILL CORBYN
THE BRITISH YAMAGUCHI
Who are we rooting for again?
HAGGIS STATUS: STIRRED
>>129129796
NANI
>>129129744
Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Their party leader is formally the party founder's cat
40000000000 votes
fuck corby runs this shit
get out of your box /pol/
>>129129734
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
Where the fuck is Vine?
>Theresa May has been horrible for weeks since snap election call
>SNP votes swarm to her while others leave her
Pretty much explains SNP voters. Complete retards.
>>129129373
corbyn confirmed sith lord
>>129129787
soon
LD gain Bath from CON
What the fuck?
Does Corbyn ever shut the fuck up?
>Liberal Democrat GAIN Bath from Conservative.
>>129129648
Down the pub in 30 minutes he's buying.
>>129129648
Banter lad
>>129129744
The Monster Raving Loony Party, they always run candidates where a big name is to get on TV.
>>129129797
>>129129784
There's loads of shit slipping through. I heard him go "bloody hell!" When a bit of Scotland turned blue.
>>129129601
No, she has a nervous disposition and dyslexia.
>Tory/DUP coalition
>Catholicism banned in UK
>>129129787
much later, probably in the morning when the shires start declaring
>>129129863
There is no national swing to look at.
>>129129648
Novelty/giving an alternative.
If they actually win a seat they have a policy of resigning it.
Search Monster Raving Looney Party.
>>129129681
No the pollsters predicted they were going Socialist Worker's Party as well which is the really tricky thing!
>>129129881
ikr fucking hell
>>129129865
>implying it's SNP voters voting Tory
Dumb Swede
>>129129757
No money No borders kek
>>129129828
Leave the country to the dogs. It's too late, only chaos can possibly save them now.
>>129129542
>northerners voting for the party that wants to fuck them
What did they mean by this?
JEZZA JUST KILLED MAY
#GE2017: Bath:
LDem: 47.3% (+17.6)
Con: 35.8% (-2.0)
Lab: 14.7% (+1.5)
Grn: 2.3% (-9.7)
MILK SURGE
CORBYN MAKING MOVES ON LIVE TV FOR A PLACE IN DOWNING STREET
MADMAN THINKS HE CAN DO IT
>>129129787
getting close, but the fact it took almost 7 hours is a sign of how much they fucked this up
Tell me Dad
Are you fucked and getting a Commie leader???
ahahaha may coming out for her count
people screaming resignation questions at her
You knew your day would come. But who knew it would be this soon...
May the force be with him
When will it finally be time for Fascism?
>>129129833
>>129129855
>>129129821
Lel what a lad
>>129129881
COMRADE
CORBYN
CHARISMA
>>129129948
Lad behind corbyn looks pretty pissed
FREE SHIT, VOTE CORBYN!
>>129130050
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
May is literally seething.
Even the DMs thrown the towel in
SNP doing badly makes me happy
WHY THE FUCK IS ELMO STOOD NEXT TO MAY?
>Sinn Fein gain
>eroding the majority needed
>>129129825
>tfw Fatty McFatterson (Joe Anderson) didn't get selected for Walton
>SNP voters realize Tories are the party of the whites
WRAP IT UP FFS
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE MONSERS AROUND MAY!?
>>129130066
>Dad
Stop this.
>>129130093
not soon enough
>>129129986
They are actually m8
She doesn't have a Maidenhead because she is fucked
>tfw ((Survation)) were actually right
>Jezza making this long-ass speech with a Monster Raving autist in the background
kekekek
ELMO SPOTTED
>>129130050
hahahahahahahahahaha
Corbyn is just repeating himself now
Shut the fuck up you senile old prick
>she's lost some seats so she should just concede the race over to me
did fucking elmo from sesame street stand against may?
>>129130136
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
IT'S TIME TO STOP
>>129129840
24 hour drinking, pet passports and others
http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/7-monster-raving-loony-party-5644717
Jesus he is already calling for the witches resignation.
>POLITICS ARE BACK
>>129129828
Take some time to reflect and realise that being a nationalist means loving your people in spite of their faults. Most people are sheep anyway, they will never wake up. You can't hold their biology against them.
ANOTHER SF GAIN
320 FOR MAJORITY NOW
Will corbyn ever shut up
OPEN THE BORDERS
REFUGEES WELCOME
British cucks
>>129130066
We might just have gotten away with it.
>Tories hold Copeland - a marginal; lose P'boro which was safe; may lose super safe Canterbury; winning in Scotland
WHAT IS HAPPENING!??
>>129130178
He's seized the means of conversation.
>>129130296
https://archive.is/uQltj
HOLY SHIT LORD BUCKETHEAD IS BACK!!!
>>129130243
jel?
>>129128857
Corbyn's a leaver at heart.
May absolutely caked in make up to hide here tear beaten eyes
the demons that relesed may have come to collect her!
OH MAY APPEARING ON THE BBC NOW
...SHE DOESNT LOOK PLEASED
They love to talk, don't they?
>>129130308
Good
If identical integers Lizzy dismisses parliament and becomes and aboslute monarch until her death in 2030
What the fuck are these candidates running against May
>>129130344
Lel
another sinn fein gain from sdlp
in a way this is good
>>129130272
Someone put the haircut on her IMMEDIATELY.
>Conservatives gain Dagenham. Cruddas out
BLUE LABOUR BTFO
is that elmo
Fucking hell, Jez is still going?
>>129130136
>>129129948
Best of luck with that
P R O U D
V
E
R
Y
hell of a speaker, corbo
Are scottish siding with corbyn?
>>129130308
More.
He literally hinted at being in a position to form a government.
>>129130272
I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
>>129130409
They want to be on the telly.
Did May catch aids? She looks so aids right now
RIP CON
RIP UKIP
RIP /POL/
TORY GAIN IN DAGENHAM
>>129130316
Commies rarely do, ask your kin in the east.
>Lib Dems gaining my constituency
>>129130409
UKIP Gerard Batten
No label Lord Buckethead N/A
Independent Yemi Hailemariam N/A
Liberal Democrat Tony Hill
Monster Raving Loony Howling Laud Hope N/A
Animal Welfare Andrew Knight N/A
Conservative Theresa May
Labour Pat McDonald
The Just Political Party Julian Reid N/A
Give Me Back Elmo Bobby Smith N/A
Independent Grant Smith N/A
Christian Peoples Edmonds Victor N/A
Green Derek Wall
What's the procedure for the PM getting a haircut, phone someone in?
May smiling but inside you just know she is kill
STOP TALKING YOU OLD BASTARD
LAB GAIN BEDFORD!
>>129130339
Nothing makes sense anymore lad. We've broken the space time continuum.
THANK YOU ALL
VERY
MUCH
>INDEED THANK YOU ALL
VERY
MUCH
>INDEED
>>129130471
only just
JESUS CHRIST WTF IS GOING ON
Strong and stable conservatives have accidentally dragged you out of the EU when they and given you a hung parliament a week before Brexit negotiations and will likely go through 3 Prime Ministers in 12 months.
Tell me more how about how Labour are dangerous plz.
ugh
>Conservative GAIN Dagenham & Rainham from Labour.
FINALLY
>>129130488
Forgot to take her insulin? Might go into a coma soon.
>>129128447
>BBC iPlayer only works in the UK
>>129130396
Daddy has gained custody over mummy
>>129130483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
this will never stop being funny
WHEN WE GET THE CUNT..
>up pops May, like pottery.
>>129130339
>>129130543
Political realignment.
Fuck this I'm going to bed
Night lads
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873000167980634113
Conservative GAIN Dagenham & Rainham from Labour.
>>129130504
He hasn't actually won though
>>129130582
NOOOO
>>129130632
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
>>129130582
REEEEEEEEEE
>>129130632
gib tv lisense monies pls
>>129130582
Automatic trigger of recount?
>>129130582
fug
>>129130556
hilarity
STOP TAKING SNP YOU TORY CUNTS STOP STOP STOP!!!
>>129130556
BEST
.......I
.......M
.......E
.......L
.......I
.......N
.......E
>>129130632
No shit.
>>129130700
>Dagenham
WEW
>>129129185
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé Biscuitbarrel.
What would your predictions be if this was
Cameron vs Corbyn
or
Boris vs Corbyn
>>129130632
>>BBC iPlayer only works in the UK
Pay your telly licence lad
TORIES TAKE DAGENHAM
>>129130632
https://twitter.com/TwitterGov/status/869851533512462336
Official BBC video stream, unsure if it works there?
>>129130367
Thanks, I couldn't be arsed to do it.
>>129130444
>tfw Jezza and McDonnell use their IRA connections to persuade Sinn Fein to start taking their seats in parliament
>>129130582
If you're from Perth and you didn't vote fucking neck yourself
>>129129031
There's no tradition, they happen whenever (modulo the fixed terms act.) May timed this one just before Brexit negotiations started, thinking she would win an increased majority thereby strengthening her hand. Needless to say she's fucked up spectacularly and it will now have the opposite effect.
>Labour expected to take Canterbury from Conservatives, which has been held since 1918
kek
KEK
K E K
Give it to me straight doc, what's the prognosis?
>>129130632
WATCH THIS LAD
NOT OFTEN YOU SEE PM IS KILL
Jo Swinson looks horrific and attractive in alternative photographs
>>129130625
She actually looks like she caught cancer
>>129130941
EARTHQUAKE
>>129130632
PAY THE TOLL
>>129130698
God's work
>>129130941
ABSOLUTE KEK
Canterbury, fucking lol.
UKIP?
>Conservative GAIN Clacton from UKIP.
>>129130329
>The country of geringonça, everyone.
LAB-SNP-LIB coalition?
that array of candidates with may
>Peterborough
>>129128447
She's up against Elmo lads.
>Wtf.
>>129131078
0 seats lel
this fucking seat lmao
>Lord Buckethead
>249
Top kek
>Category: Public Humiliation
>Buckethead
I wish I had the confidence to bounce around as lord buckethead
>Lord Buckethead
What did they mean by this?
>3
how?
>>129131399
Wait until Farron loses by 50 votes
>>129131078
ded
rip
It's not fair, I love this socially awkward autistic Prime Minister.
Lord buckethead
Farron for the win!
Why is mays constituency just full of memes
>>129128944
She didn't stir her haggis enough
Is she literally going to cry?
>>129129840
>>129130296
They once ran on "free cake for everyone", 10/10 would vote for
>Gap between Labour and Tories is closing
>Lord Buckethead
>JUST
>Elmo getting 3 votes
I'm fucking crying
>>129131894
The meme candidates register in seats where they know they will be on tv.
RESIGN, YOU USELESS CUNT.
>>129128857
Fuxk that the DUP will force them too
what a fucking weak speech from May
>>129128869
Whatever happens we're all more based than you kraut cocksuxkers
>>129132137
163 Net change in seats+15
guess who
>does not want to talk to ANY journalists today
JUST
U
S
T
>>129128944
>>129129144
If she kept her mouth shut about indyref2 & brexit it would be another snp landslide just now. She's completely fucked her own party.
>>129130740
Yes
Nuttal BTFO
>>129128857
Thank you Labour voters.
>>129130582
That'll have to be a recount though, right?
>Rudd has requested a 5th recount
>>129134263
>Rudderless
LABOUR +18
CONSERVATIVES -8
>Strong and stable