>At a glance
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
>Recently called results
Clegg loses seat
Con hold Blackpool North & Cleveleys with a 4.9% majority
Angus Roberton loses his seat.
Labour win Ealing Central and Acton with 12 percent.
Labour gain Stockton South with a swing of 5.7 percent
Battersea Labour gain from Conservative with a swing of 10 percent
Tories take Angus from SNP with a
10 percent swing for Labour in Putney
EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14
>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live
>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900
>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/
anime
Nick Cuck
WHO IS NEXT
Tories win majority
Tories expected to take another seat in Scotland, overturning a 15,000 majority.
>>129126782
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRITAIN YES
>doing a 180 at 4 in the morning
wtf britain
SCOTLAND FOREVVVVERRRRRRRRRR
>Bagpipes playing
>tripcuck making a new thread before bump limit
THE ABSOLUTE INSECURITY OF TRIPTARDS
Alex Salmond and Tim Farron are possibly out
>>129126782
good post
>>129126867
This election has me biting my nails.
F for Clegg
S for Robertson
Clegg physically can't stop speaking
Nick the cuck is almost dropping a tear. Kek'd.
Nick Clegg and Vince Cable are good blokes who speak their minds. Really a shame to see Clegg go.
>>129126610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCdCzS3c9SE
>>129126851
Salmond
CLEGG OUT
FARRON OUT
LAMB OUT
LIB DEMS BTFO, NOW A SCOTTISH PARTY
>Boris memes might actually be true
>>129126851
Salmond or Rudd
Lmfao
I still cannot get over Nick Cleggs face
>>129126851
Hopefully Salmond
>>129126607
- ALL TOGETHER NOW
Hark, when the night is falling
Hear, hear the pipes are calling
Loudly and proudly calling down through the glen
There where the hills are sleeping
now feel the blood a leaping
high as the spirits of the old highland men
(Chorus)
Towering in gallant fame
Scotland my mountain hame
High may your proud standards gloriously wave
Land o' the high endeavour
Land o' the shining river
land o' my heart forever
Scotland the brave
>>129126607
NICK CLEGG GREAT BRITISH RAILWAY JOURNEYS WHEN?
ODDS ON NICK CLEGG SUICIDE THIS YEAR?
>tfw when you all of a sudden got no seat
SCOTLAND IS TORY COUNTRY NOW
>>129126851
TIM
TIM
TIM
(((MY PLANS))) FOR STRONG AND STABLE LEADERSHIP
First for right to bear arms so I can obrezify a Lee Enfield
>>129126867
I'm enjoying this much more than I thought I would
>>129126885
We have to make it seem like the leftists can win so we get to see their devastation later.
>>129126885
Why do you deduct Sinn Fein?
(Sorry, don't know shit about Northern Ireland )
>>129126932
f for may
f for tasmina ahmed
f for david davies
f for amber rudd
f for clegg
f for farron
OK BBC, move on, we know you have a hard-on for him
So lads, will we survive?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_O%27Mara
Clegg lost to someone with Cerebal Palsy
>>129126934
It's the only thing stopping him from crying
PRESS S TO SPIT ON CLEGG
>hassle Westminster for years for a devolved parliament because of the never ending Tory government
>get it
>choose not to use the powers granted to us
>vote a new Labour government into power
>abandon Labour en masse for a Scottish National Independence Party
>enjoy England and Wales subsidising our incredibly high deficit
>harass the new Tory government for an independence referendum
>vote 'no' in the referendum because it was just a bit of cheeky banter
>hand a massive majority to the SNP anyway
>reject the SNP's calls for a second independence referendum shortly after
>new election called
>abandon the country's historic principles to cuck Corbyn's socialist movement and piss off half of England
>vote Conservative for a laugh and hand them a minority government
>>129127069
They don't take their seats or participate in government.
POST LEFTIE SCOTLAND BUTTHURT
>>129126607
>Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics
Just jizzed my pants
When do the Tory safe seats usually start coming in?
LABOUR WINS PETERBOROUGH
CORBYN TRAIN CONTINUES
>>129126889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
>>129127069
Sinn Fein refuse to attenp parliament on principle, so never vote
Clegg the cuck
Poor Clegg he'll go off to his £250K a year EU job now.
>>129127069
Sinn Fein don't take their seat in parliament as they don't want to swear an oath to the Queen.
>>129126607
Behold.
The man who saved the union.
someone got a webm on that classic slow zoom Cleggernaut?
>>129126885
What does he mean ducting Sinn Fein and Speakers lads?
>Clegg with a heartfelt speech
F, he always seemed like a nice guy
CABLE HAS RETURNED
CLEGG WAS SACRIFICED SO HE MIGHT LIVE
UNITED IRELAND
>>129127069
They don't take their seats because paddy autism.
Honestly feel quite bad for Clegg. Disagree with him on almost everything but always liked him nonetheless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv6bw10es2c
my name and occupation, tattooed on my face
Expect to see Clegg on tomorrow's QT.
He's going to need the money.
>>129127069
sinn fein have a policy of never taking their seats in westminster
>>129127071
Is David Davies out?
Vince "The Cable" is back
3 hours ago I threw my british flag on the dusty cold floor
Just picked it up again
>>129126851
SALMOND OUT
SCOTLAND INDEPENDENCE CANCELLED
LAY THE CABLE HE'S BACK
>MAKE VOTE TO WIN MAJORITY
>LOSE SEATS
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA
CABLE BACK IN
VINNY VINNY VINNY
OI OI OI
>>129127069
They don't take up their seats in parliament because they're butthurt.
>Clegg just cut off
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>"hey..weres my chair"
>>129127099
I feel bad for him
Press P to pity Clegg
>>129126934
>Clegg physically can't stop speaking
He's in a K hole right now, can of coke and a ciggy, he'll be rights as rain
The Tories are losing an awful lot of seats to Labour and they've not claimed a single one from Labour yet.
>>129127223
its gonna be close
>>129127069
they don't take their seats, it's complicated best not to ask about northern ireland unless you want a lecture or a nail bomb
Vince is back
>>129127235
why do you own a british flag
>Walsall North
Is this the come back?
>>129127190
he's a cunt i hope he hangs himself
vince will save the lib dems
lol lads wtf is going on right now
VINCE IS BACK
Remember, only true patriots voted Tory.
Nonces and ISIS voted lab/lib dem
>>129127155
He didn't win a seat he just got a decent vote share the graphics overlays were all fucked.
Vince gonna walk into the job then?
>>129127289
They're being pushed along by Scotland
>>129127243
yeah May is an idiot it's pretty funny
she committed political suicide with this snap election
>>129127186
CAN'T FABLE THE CABLE
>>129127289
Yeah, it is looking bad.
>They're going to lose Canterbury...
VINCE CABLE WHAT
>over 60k in a single constituency
TOO BIG
>>129126851
Salmond pls
Now that May is gone, will Boris save the queen, /pol/?
CAN'T DISABLE THE CABLE
Oh god Vince is back
WHY DO CONSERVATIVES LOOK TO MISERABLE?
RECUNT
THE V I N C E
He has to be the next LD leader.
>have a majority at 330
>call special election
>have no majority at 322
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>129127177
Sinn Fein don't vote and the speaker can't, so they shouldn't be included in the majority needed
Awh shit, why couldn't that knob jockey Cable loose his seat too, would have preferred him getting fucked to Clegg.
Here we fuckin go!
>>129127069
they don't take the oath to da queen so need less for majority
Cable tipped for leader of Lib Dems, he deserves it too
>>129127235
Kek
A RECUNT
>>129127044
But why is she wearign red on election night that's Labours colour, she should be wearing blue
It's all very strange
>>129127306
I have a lot of flags.
No swedish one though.
re-cunt
>>129126607
STALIN TO MR BEAN
>recunt
>>129127125
That makes two, though I like his banter at radio short of the leftist pakis that call there pretending to be UKIP voters.
laura saying re-cunt
>>129127445
a woman
Twickenham gone.
Vince Cable back.
This is a faecal fiasco.
She didn't even need to hold an election
RECUNT!
>>129127235
Good lad *gives you a pat on. The back*
>>129127435
They blew an election that should have been a walkover for them, they might not even win a majority
>recunt
watch it laura
Can't mince the Vince.
Can't chew the Cable.
>this audio
Taxes well spent lads
Has labour lost a single seat yet?
>>129127099
He tried. I'm amazed he stood in 2015. An unfitting end.
>re cunt
>>129127445
>RECUNT
RECUNT
>RECUNT
RECUNT
>RECUNT
RECUNT
>RECUNT
RECUNT
>RECUNT
RECUNT
>RECUNT
RECUNT
>RECUNT
RECUNT
>RECUNT
RECUNT
>>129127306
If I lived in Germany id be ashamed of my country as well
>re-cunt
please not another tory government
>>129127508
>>129127490
>>129127485
>>129127582
they lost walsall north
>>129127435
Really nigga?
https://twitter.com/lbcbreaking/status/872995376793518080
>>129127539
Interested to hear what he has to say.
>>129127441
This
FARRON OUT
CABLE IN
R E C U N T
>>129127411
Southernen UKIP voters have proven to be traitors tonight lad.
Sheffield Hallam has gone from safe Tory seat to three way marginal - with candidates from all three main parties winning it - in the space of 20 years.
RECUNT
I agreed with Nick.
The Cable could turn the Lib Dems back around though.
RECUNT
>>129127582
A few, but they've net gained 9 seats so far.
Instead of saying JF FUCK OFF, how about you tell me what are the prospects for a hard Brexit after this?
>>129127435
>expected impenetrable tory majority
>got cucked by a fucking gommie
Yes yes recunt, but she also said Farron might have lost his fucking seat!
>>129127289
They gained 2 seats from labour keep up
How's Grayling doing? Anyone checked?
>>129127573
plus watching a knock off stream because the official shit has a retarded delay
Vince Cable could be the new leader of the Lib Dems.
>>129127155
which seat did he win?
The only reason I voted labour is because voting for conservatives would be voting for may. DREAM COMING TRUE LADS
>>129127488
in all honesty it's a quite ill-advised color combination, can't blame you there
>>129127289
Yeah but they're carving up Scotland.
Remember that Labour were completely fucked last election, they were in the absolute dregs, there's basically nothing to gain off them.
RECUNT
LAB GAIN FROM CON
FARRON GONE
Labour gains all over the place
>>129127582
Yes saw CON gain from LAB (not sure which)
BOJO BACK
Dr Pig here. So if Corbyn is the new PM what will happen?
R E C U N T
FISHFINGER SURGE
>>129127712
We don't care about Farron, she said cunt teehee.
>>129127709
JF FUCK OFF
>>129127031
holy hell
>moved to sheffield hallam for uni
>just in time to vote clegg out
feels preddy gud desu lad
ANOTHER SNP BITCH KICKED OUT
was this election secretly a blessing for you bongs?
feel sorry for mummy lads
>>129127828
At least I know now that you cunts read my posts
>>129127814
Hard Brexit. Corbyn actually has balls.
DUN DUN DUN
ANOTHER SCOT BITES THE DUST
Jess Phillips back in.
imagine if just one random seat went ukip
>>129127727
Epsom and Ewell is a Tory safe seat.
>DUP
>7
AM I THE ONLY ONE NOTICING THIS
FUCKING 7 NOW
MILKED
Soooo many UKIPers going to LAB.
Theresa May REALLY fucked up.
ahahahahahah GET FUCKED YOU LITTLE TURD
LABOUR GAIN GLASGOW NORTHEAST
Theressa May public speech when?
>>129127911
They usually get 8
SNP BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>>129126607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVbC0jASJYA
lefty tears near the end lads
>The SNP
Howling
>>129127878
Well, May's surely out. And that's good.
>>129127911
They won some seats from the UUP. Could be as high as 10 seats.
>>129127893
pfppfppf
Is that a Lesbian standing for the Tories in NE Glasgow? Disgraceful.
Pickles wearing some fancy glasses
>>129127898
The SNP holocaust is one silver lining
>>129127564
You can't unstable the Cable
>>129127951
I thought the math was tory get 4 dup and that tips to majority
SNP peaked in 2015
>>129127911
Lad we're soaring. Might even get 10seats.
We wuz kingmakers.
Who /stillwaitingfortheirconstituencytoannounce/ here?
Funny how quickly Brit/pol/ turned lefty, isn't it? You're all suddenly rubbing your minges and squiring over Corbyn. 2 days ago you were British Nationalists, now you're buying your day passes to Calais to suck off refugees while singing the International.
Finally labour got a seat in Scotland. At least it is not all blue.
>>129127921
Never underestimate the stupidity of the working class.
Why are ukip voters such cunts?
I TRIED SO HARD
>>129127958
>>129127933
>>129127898
>>129127866
Of all the things on the table, the SNP BTFO was the last thing on my mind....
>>129127941
Speak in public? Never.
>>129127709
>David Davis concedes UK government may have lost mandate to exit customs union and single market
ARE NIGE IS ON SKY
>SNP getting fucked
BEST TIMELINE
Are the SNP gonna loose their majority in Scotland?
T H I C C
>>129127235
>and UKIP loses again
Scottish independence is dead for a generation.
So in Scotland that means 13 years.
NIGEL ON SKY
>>129128057
Those are redditors or baiters
>>129127911
Sinn Fein gaining too, moderate unionist/nationalists are getting blown out, slightly worrying.
>>129128053
>5am
Suffering
BLACKPOOL HOLD RED
fuck you tory cunt i argued with week ago
>>129128118
>>129128057
Who the fuck is wanting labour you stupid cunt.
Are we looking at the same britpol?
>>129128057
I don't get it are we being raided
>>129128057
we dont like corbyn, we just think may is shit too
THE UNION LIVES ON
>>129128139
She's just pregnant.
>>129128001
May will backstab people who want a real Brexit the minute it becomes politically convenient. Corbyn is a true Euroskeptic.
>>129127926
Well done UKIP you fucking idiots.
>those SNP cunts in NE Glasgow cheering prematurely
KEKED
>>129128038
Sinn Fein effectively deduct seats from the 326 target because you never have to worry about the voting for you
DUP are the emergency coalition partners in case Tories get less than projected
>>129128139
Hold up, I'm an american and can help you identify this: she's fat
>>129128038
tory need 4 but they will get 8 from dup and 2/3 from uup if needed
>>129128015
The Scottish Tory leader is a lezzer too.
>>129128108
Kek yeah, she'll send Amber Rudd
IDS reelected
>>129127857
Get the FUCK out of my constituency you alien
>>129127105
wtf I love Scotland now
>>129127878
Tories may be forced to work with hardcore Ulster Protestant conservatives to govern.
>>129128251
>lost by 100
ouch
>>129128189
Mine is predicted 4am. For a safe seat.
MILIBOT RETURNS
@britainelects
Looking likely Alex Salmond (SNP) will lose his Gordon constituency.
SALMOND IS NEXT LADS
https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/872996761576624129
SALMOND IS GONE
>>129128284
Amber's losing her seat anon
>>129128070
are you implying that it would be a clever move for the working class to vote tory? the 'fuck poor people' party?
>>129128118
>David Davis forced to drag the UK out of the single market, deport all catholics and muslims and ban gay marriage after DUP take coalition position
>>129128057
Lefty pedos from reddit that keep crying about "Internet freedom" and other shit that stops us from lynching pedos and muzzie terrorists before they commit crimes.
>>129126607
Britfags curious American here is May finished?
>Remainer revenge means arch Europhiles losing their seats to Corbynites and Lab Brexit MPs keeping theirs
lol
>>129128038
They need 4 because they're predicted 322 and they need 326, that's where the 4 comes from.
>>129128360
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>129128241
>implying may will stay
A CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT.
GIVEN TO ENGLAND BY SCOTLAND.
AND BACKED UP BY NORTHEN IRISH UNIONISTS.
>>129128284
rudd doesnt have anything else to do anyway, losing her seat and all.
>>129128057
>want high taxes
>want economic migrants
pick one
>>129128328
Ulster party has no seats so how will that work?
>>129128038
>>129128256
>Sinn Fein effectively deduct seats from the 326 target because you never have to worry about them voting for you
I meant voting against you
>>129127726
Which seats? I even just checked and saw none going from Labour to the Tories.
REEEEEEEEEEEE. Based Philip Davies lost his seat.
REMINDER THAT THERESA WOULD HAVE HAD AN EVEN EASIER TIME WINNING IF SHE HAD JUST WAITED FOR THE BOUNDARY CHANGES
>>129128280
Why do you guys want to keep them in the Union again? Scotts should have been genocided by Septimus Severus desu senpai.
>>129128369
Well then she's free to go make May's speech for her then.
>>129128309
>>129128424
Truly, we have become the United Kingdom.
>>129128424
bringing about the new IRA
>Labour GAIN Peterborough from Conservative.
>>129128402
Dead in the water, even if she manages to scrape a majority she's shown herself to be utterly incompetent.
REE THEY CUT NIGEL OFF
>>129128424
UNITED
N
I
T
E
D
>>129127099
Fuck him, the dirty niggerlover.
>>129128424
poetry
>>129128309
scots are Top Larpers
>>129128465
There aren't any
He's a weird LARPer
>>129128424
Based Union
Eric Pickles makes me feel all nostalgic desu.
Bahaha! The one guy cheering for Independent Caroline in Clacton.
>>129128515
apart from fucking wales turning labour.
>>129128237
I WANT YORKSHIRE PUDDING NOW
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872996770367909891
>Looking likely Alex Salmond (SNP) will lose his Gordon constituency.
>>129127926
What was wrong with Gummer?
UKIP is officially dead
>>129128424
unionism is the way forward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM
>>129128369
>>129128434
>Amber's losing her seat
Oh right I missed that
Holy shit what a mess
Does this mean we get Boris Johnson leading Brexit
>>129127105
MacPepe
Based Scotland
Pickles calling out the electoral bribes
>>129127926
AHAHAHAHHA. He was meant to replace Davis.
>>129128605
Uber-remainer who May was going to replace Davis with
>>129128542
Shortest PM ever?
>>129126851
Sadiq
>>129128639
David Davis is Brexit secretary.
FUCKING IPSWICH REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>129128618
Rudd demanding recount - so she can lose twice.
farage in full damage control
ITS OVER
That is the third person calling we are going to have a second election.
Think it could really happen?
>>129128424
""""""coalition of chaos""""""
>>129126607
Can someone explain why the Con have only 77 and lab have 100 if the con had 314 and lab had 268? Didnt Con win?
>>129127887
Witch of westminster will be hanged tonight
>>129128424
Basically inbred puritant paddys and calvinist poridge jockeys. Sounds g8 m8
So strange, May could have had it all. Scotland reaching out in despair to the Tories to save the union. English fags go out and vote Corbyn. fml
Why don't you Brits do as the continentals and have a chill vote on a Sunday, a little stroll to the ballot boxes, polls closed at 6 in the evening results in at 11.
But no, you do it on a week day and drag it out till the early morning.
>>129128465
They gained wallsall north from labour, but lost alot more to them, that guy is weird. Scotland is keeping the tories in it.
>>129128527
Im sure Jez will represent them in opposition.
HEY KIPPERS
TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU'RE REDPILLED
>>129126851
Boris?
>>129128424
wales is fucking useless though
at least we voted leave
>>129128015
All the Scottish leaders are gays except Lib dems (nancy anyhow) and Sturgeon (allegedly a straight *female*)
>>129128741
happened in 1974
>>129126607
I don't know who the British need to win to get rid of Muslim scum but I sincerely wish y'all the best.
>Ben Gummer gone
>vote UKIP, get Labour
>Sky is actually covering the results unlike bbc
SNP unequivocally BTFO
>>129128692
Im Ipswich. Spoiled my ballot. All choices were shit tbf just wanted to hear why you thought he was
>>129127105
this is the true jockpill
VOTE UKIP
GET
L
A
B
O
U
R
>>129128098
How could you miss it? Do you not live in Scotland or follow politics at all?
Tranny for the greens?
COPELAND STAYS TORY
>>129128118
Take the FLEXCIT pill, britpol
But btw Dr Richard North wants to leave the customs union, just not the single market
>>129126607
>Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
This is a net positive.
>>129128424
WHAT? I hate the union now!
Corbyn gets 40k
Communism, socialism and loonies BTFO
>yfw Corbyn will accomplish what Bernie never could
We're comin, buckos.
>>129127105
>>129128696
7th shortest time in office.
>That Moustache
What did mein furher mean by this?
w-when will tories start leading l-lads
>>129129636
That the Kulaks as a class much be liquidated
>>129129715
They won't.
Say hello to the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics of Great Britain.
JUST fuck my shit up!
>>129128424
looks like the scots might fucking save our assess. I f thats the case i will now forgive them for their faggotry in the referendum.
how bad of a politician can you be to be cucked by Corbyn jesus christ
You know England is dead when the devolved nations have to save us.
MADMAN
>>129129715
starting to get nervous now
>>129130726
You should be.
Glorious Corbyn is coming to wash away the bourgeois filth and restore order to the decadent capitalist plutocracy that is the United Kingdom.
>>129130992
> the bourgeois filth and restore order to the decadent capitalist plutocracy
Get out of here you fucking commie
>>129131219
No.
The Bolsheviks are making their resurgence. World communism will be upon us before the end of the decade.
>labour win majority
>may is forced to resign
>tories must find new leader
>this man steps up
are you ready for the new conservative party?
>>129131574
he is unelectable
>>129131574
The Tories would actually become a conservative party under Rees-Mogg.
>>129131802
Fuck off pleb
>>129131574
the names mogg
rees mogg
jacob rees mogg