why niggers are so useless they cant even swim?????

>>129121523
>Cyprus

Ya'll got niggers over there?

>>129121523
who cares. problem solves itself.

>>129121523
Because it's a skill you need to learn. Since when do niggers learn anything?

>>129121735
no...we only have immigrants from Europe and they are pretty good and assimilate well

70% ahahahha i had no idea it was that high thats fucking hilarious

Well normal people are taught to swim by their parents. Niggers haven't had good parents for generations. The cycle of not teaching your children to swim never ends.

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>>129121523
can someone post the webm of niggers in the ocean trying to swim as a whitey points and laughs at them?

>>129121881
typically it's a skill you learn from your father. Since when do niggers have fathers?

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>>129121523
>There's nothing funny about niggers not knowing how to swim

I wholeheartedly disagree.

>>129121523
>puts food stamps in the deep end of the pool

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>>129121881
well someone has to teach them how to raise children too

>>129121523
africa is mostly land.

i dont think they ever learned to sail.

>>129121523
Good, keep them stinky niggers out of 'dem pools

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>>129121523
Under the sea will be the new Crusaders Battle Hymn.

>>129121523
dense bones, they just sink

>>129121881
>need to learn

stay out of the water and you won't fucking drown.

>>129121735
>>129121990
half this guys country is cucked by turkey..and then like 3% of his land is buffer zone of UK bases

>>129122113
Beat me to it.

Renamed my file to Sea Monkeys so I can find it faster next time.

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black parenting at its finest

>>129121523
Most things that require anything more than a prey drive are too complicated for niggers.

>>129122185
East Africans were (and still are) accomplished sailors actually. Most of Arabia's dhows were built on the Swahili coast.

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>>129122057

>>129122185
To learn to sail you first need to invent a boat.

My nan doesn't know how to swim and we "bullied" her all the time. If you're shit at something basic it's funny and you should be raggled for it until you fix yourself.

>>129121523
Because white people exist.

Jim Crow, eons of slavery, perpetuating racial stereotypes

Since the parents never learned, neither did the kids.

Thanks again white people.

>>129121523

WE
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>>129121523
because they have denser bones and smaller lung capacity

>>129121523
How hard is it to swim just kick your legs and hands like a dog like nigga seriously hahaha

>>129122043
This but also for a long time black people weren't allowed in public pools and lived in urban areas where the only place to swim would be a public pool.

Niggers so stupid, they don't even know how to float.

>>129122564
you forgot the one really really fat black guy who no one really likes but everyone keeps him around who does cannon balls

WUZ
U
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>>129121523

Socialism is just sugar coated communism. Liberals are just the mentally challenged children we throw in the streets because they shit on the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8th7xusEHiA

SWIMMAZ
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>>129121523
They're so fucking oily, that they just sink immediately

>>129122763
NOT
O
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>>129122043
>for generations

>>129122806
R A R E
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E

>>129122370
its halved ....turkish roaches on the one side and greek Cypriots on he other

>>129122806

I like how its all solved when the white men are needed to help the niggers out.

>>129121523
actually coming up with names for them like "African Rock Fish" is hilarious!

Swimming is so fucking simple and easy. I guess its their ridiculously low IQ.

>>129122673
>what are rivers and lakes

>>129122925
NEW
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>>129121523
There's also nothing funny about blacks committing most of the crime in this country.

>>129122790
I fucked up and posted in the wrong thread.

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>>129121523
YAAASSS!!!! another nigger hate thread! My fuel!

>>129123260

yeah go swim in a river or lake so you'll just drown or get bit by a snake. swimming is pointlessly dangerous, typical white person activity.

>>129122638
no sweat nigga

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>>129123607

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we also dont need them around any more.automation has striped them of the only thing they were useful for

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When I was 13, I was walking along a pool at the town water park I saw a nigger toddler floating in the water face down. He drowned that day because his cousins left him alone in the pool. I go by that water park every week and reminisce each time.

>>129123635
I swim in a river every few days and I've never been bitten by a snake

>>129122918

Yes, family generations.

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>>129124171

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>>129124241
i can just imagine you

>>129121523
I was a life guard when I was a teen and the only people I had to save were little niglets. They sink like fucking rocks and their parents don't even pay attention to them lol. Should have left them on the bottom of the pool

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>>129121523

They cant even self recognize in a mirror as a child, either.

>>129124467
>>129124609
>>129124074
>>129123607
you saved the thumbnails newfag

>>129124609
I live in Idaho so that's pretty accurate

>>129121523
>>129121990
Daily reminder that you can take white school children who have never been in the water, throw them in a pool, and they will instantly figure out how to swim.

>>129121523
There's everything funny about 70 percent of black americans not knowing how to swim tho

>>129121523
Nature's will

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdyerV8bfeA

>>129125130
What about the other 30%

>>129122925
>>129123363
FAG
A
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>>129121523
muh dick 2 big senpai

>>129122058
>typically it's a skill you learn from your father.
>learn
>swimming
no one "learns" to swim, your dad just throws you in and says sink or swim bitch while laughing as you struggle

>>129125048
i heard blacks start hoopin on the court if you do the same thing

>>129122350
>niggers actually believe this

>>129124727
what? where can I read about it other than here? at what age do they acquire this ability?

>>129125557
If a black man was raised totally isolated from society so that he had never seen a bike, would he steel steal it?

>>129121523
maybe this is why God flood the world once?

>>129121523
What happened to humans? Can't all animals instinctive know how to swim? Why is it only humans that need to learn how to swim? Did we breed that out of our system when we created agriculture?

>>129125364
i will watch that when i feel sad

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lol

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>>129121523
>there's nothing funny about 70% of black americans not knowing how to swim

>go in water
>literally do nothing, dont even move
>float because of buoyancy

no matter what race if you dont know how to swim you are a fucking retard

>>129121523
Almost forgot about rockfish season, thanks for the reminder, OP.

>>129122673
Nigga, they allowed to go to the fucking pool for over 50 years now. Surely somebody other than that 30% could and fucking go to the pool to learn. They even train kids there.

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>>129121523
I disagree, it's hilarious.

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>>129121523


come on.

it's a little funny.

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>>129125723

They also hate parks....

"African immigrants feared rape, killings, stabbings and drownings. "


http://www.twincities.com/2016/07/19/minneapolis-st-paul-regional-parks-diversity-serve-minorities/

>>129124609
>posts an image of a bunch of alpha males having fun
>insinuates that its a bad thing
ok

>>129125489
K
E
K

the are also useless at telling the truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0hkLsxw4Zc

>>129126074
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius
where's the other person, Latrine?

>>129121523
>being so dumb you can't float and move about in water

>>129122638
>perpetuating racial stereotypes

Nigga, not getting your kids to learn to swim is perpetuating the stereotype

>>129125870
he dindu nuffin

Why do you think Hurricane Katrina was such a disaster? If it had been whites, they would have had a giant yot party before going out of their way to rebuild the levys.

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what percentage of America's mentally retarded population swim?

maybe that's why blacks don't swim

>>129121523
It's not that they don't know how to swim it's more like they are genetically unprepared for it. Their ancestors didn't swim. Didn't create ships. Didn't cross the ocean. Didn't even swim in lake Victoria or the Nile.

Niggers are also extremely afraid of heights and hate roller coasters. This is also genetic. Culture is partially in our genes

What if we flood the earth and live like waterworld. Nigger problem solved

>>129126944
its already 70% water

>>129126944
wtf i like global warming now

>>129122113

>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius

Good god.

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>>129126436
wtf do those crackers care about how the nigger keeps himself calm and away from murder

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There's this cultural thing here where they swarm the beaches on New Year's. It's hilarious because they all just mill around and get their ankles wet, and like 20 die every year.

>>129126944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

>>129125723
Yes, because it would seem to be a rare object of high value

>>129126387
i didnt say its a bad think
that the part of america everyone like and admires
the only reason people hate america is because of new york and California

>>129127316
Looks like some sort of environmental disaster.

>>129124171
Ah those happy childhood memories

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>>129121523
This is how Republicans safely remove niggers,

1) don't teach them how to swim
2) cause global warming and rising sea levels
3) floods occur killing only niggers because everyone else can swim
4) no republican gets blamed for black holocaust as it was natural disaster.

>>129126844
is it true that niggers are scared of dogs or its only the muslims????

>>129127316
wtf why?

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>>129127169
you are late

>>129122491
East Africa was colonized by Phoenicians and later re-established by Carthaginians. That's what Hanno's fleet was actually set out to do. Phoenicians also traveled around the entire coast of Africa in very ancient times, as skeptically mentioned by Herodotus when he said they claimed the sun rose in the opposite direction.

Haplogroup E was introduced to black nigger Bantu Africans the same as in Chad with R1b. From there it inteogressed into archaic DNA from the non-human African erectus to create the Bantu and fool modern geneticists into thinking they were humans and parent to this Asian haplogroup. Wrong.

Also Africa is just the name of a continent. Who gives a shit what Arabs built on the Aethiopian coast while bushmen were being chased by lions and Bantus were living like Chimps and Gorillas in their natural forest habitat.

Black nigger Africans and their American descendants are a hybrid with a non human sub species. They're not human. They didn't invent anything. They didn't know how to swim or sail. They didn't make rear Zimbabwe. They had nothing to do with Horn of Africa civilizations. North Africa, or mixed Phoenician East Africa horn. They had no history and no culture. Like Abos they are not human

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>>129127169

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>>129127748

>>129127615
It is.

>>129122435
He's trying to drown that kid cause he wouldn't shut up. That's how nogs roll.

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this is the funnest game to get your bleeding heart friends to play

http://spotthedrowningchild.com/

they will lose every time because they don't want to be racist.

>>129127985
fake it till you make it
(let them pray biotechnologies turn them into snowwhites)

>>129127985
Don't ask me man. Probably a Jakuubian rite or something.

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>>129121523
Wait a minute...why don't we create a water world? Only the strong would survive.

>>129122673
but four hundred years of uppreshuns and ponds n sheeir!

>>129121523
A Thicker bone density really puts a damper on your swimming abilities.

>>129125784

White babies can swim. Chuck them bitches in a pool and they kick from one side to the other like little frogs. Pretty crazy to watch.

>>129122043
>>129122673
It's exactly the same in Africa you mongs.

>>129128113
hey south africa
how is the white genocide going???

Too much like bathing.

>>129122435
We wuz Nirvana..

>>129124723
Lashwan'te! Lashwan'te! where u be !!??

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>>129128181
HAHHAHAH THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC

they don't have swimmer physiology and are less buoyant.
>denser bones
>short torso
>long limbs
>more lean mass by default

>>129128768
Incredibly slowly. If it doesn't wind down soon the wogs will starve.

>>129122673
Well maybe if they used the public pools to swim instead use it as a toilet or to rape they might have learned.

>>129124171
edgy

>>129121523
There actually is something funny about 70 percent of all blacks not knowing how to swim.

>>129121523
Dogs can swin. Hell, I saw a fucking cow swimming once. Are you saying nigs are more stupid than cows?

>>129128103
Fuck. They're on to us!

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>>129121523
>why niggers are so useless they cant even swim?????
Man eating crocs. A lot of folks don't know this but blacks are VERY superstitious. But they are also pretty good at acting an mimicry, hence the always aggressive stance that's out of place with the rest of the world. Sure they can be violent, but any person can do that if they really want to.

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>>129121523

>>129121523
We should get tax payers to fund swimming pools in every niggers yard.

>>129125870

Well, i can see where they got the inspiration for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

So you're telling me that all we had to do for all these years to accomplish negro genocide was to flood the country?

>>129127170
I remember feeling so guilty when this first happened because I couldn't get through the article without laughing my ass off.
One ghetto-ass name after another.
I know I shouldn't laugh at a story like that, but holy fuck.

>>129129472
Hippos have denser bones, and infact cannot swim, they don't have a "swimmers physiology" and are less buoyant

but they live in the water

if your fucking trying to excuse this with biology, insurmountable by intelligence, then why cannot intelligence be connected to biology?

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>>129130779

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Someone make a new nigger hate thread before this one dies. I've got 3 dozen nigger hate webm's to share with you faggots

>>129128113
highly underrated

>>129130954
I'm stating all things equal, you will drown faster unprepared. This happens often because lolno foresight.

>>129130874
Why do you think they live in the middle of the fucking dessert?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzB1tnDp4aU

>>129128181
kek,

but it was also kinda useful knowlege.

>>129121523
if it's not supposed to be funny, why am i laughing?

>>129131296
so your saying: niggers are to stupid to swim

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>>129130660
STFU with your justifications. Most basketball americans don't even know what a crocodile is. They can't swim because they are retarded

>>129121523
Dindu swimmin

>>129121523
That headline is totally wrong. It's hilarious that niggers can't swim

>>129131173
>>129131734
here

>>129121523
> no father
> momma always just got her hair did and won't risk her weave on water
> every black kid is in the same situation so you can't learn from a friend's parent

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>>129121523
Well even here niggers dont know how to swim.
I think it has something to do with them being the dirty race that destroys everything they touch and water being the pure elemental that gives life.

Essentially the first nigger was instructed to "work those legs" to swim, and thus we know the rest.

>>129121523
>they cant even swim
This is just so funny on an esoteric level.

It's just so funny.

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>>129121523
They're not built the same. They don't float as well, they don't have decent surface area to push against water with. They simply make shitty boats. It's also why they're better sprinters.

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>>129125364
not surprising with (((NGOs))) like this
they don't even have to cross the mediterranean sea

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>>129121523
that feel when trump is pushing global warming to melt the ice caps in order to raise the sea levels to drown the niggers.

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>>129131866

>>129122185
They felt the breeze.
Didn't know what to do with it.

>>129131865
This, and niggers don't have the bodies for swimming

>>129132149
was that his plan all along????????

>>129121523
Also the answer is "because they are blind".

>>129122763
KANGZ
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>>129131491
Niggers arent biologicslly set to swim or have civilization

>>129121523
>import literally sand nigger
>expect their descendants can swim

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>>129121990
>immigrants from Europe
so you do have niggers

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>>129132766

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>>129132056
These people, they arent like us...

>>129132056

Why would you censor out the good parts?

>>129125949
Plantation moats

>>129124727
F
died facing his fears. A better death than most.

move here before this thread ends
>>129131734

>>129132056
These bantu creatures... we must protect our own..

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>>129121523
Niggers are raised by fat lazy single mothers that can't be bothered to do anything for their children, exercise or get their hair wet.

>>129123635
Nigger, I've swam and snorkeled rivers, lakes, The Great Lakes, and ocean. Yes I almost drowned once due to 50 degree water freezing up my legs but Whitey gets er' done.

I've seen not only snakes and sting rays but some paranormal stuff down there. I felt much safer in the water than any black ghetto.

>>129132978
I didn't take the picture.

>>129132315
Ye everyone loves the green party.
+ commies somehow seem to be pro "refugee" here and are against deporting any even if they rape and murder.
Just last week "refugees" hijacked a car and forced the people in it to drive home then looted their house.

>>129133975
This is not /x/ but pls redpill me on those paranormal stuff anon

>>129121523
>>129122176
This proves my point.
>>129133797
Numbers don't lie.

>>129130919
if you can't laugh at death then what is laughter even for?

>>129122113

>those names

Isn't it somehow forbidden to make up stupid names for your children in the US?

>>129124727
Because they all look the same?

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>>129121523
>70%

>>129134267
>>129133975

>grabs popcorn

Yes, do tell...

>>129122350
What if you FALL in?

>>129121523

Blacks are shit parents who generally won't spend the time necessary to cook for their children, let alone teach them to swim. So parents who never learned never teach their kids, the kids never teach the grandkids, grandkids never teach the great grandkids and so on and so forth forever. Swimming becomes one of those crazy things only white people do, like math or having good credit.

>>129128704

Infant self rescue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS0GGcz7wN4

>>129134435
obviously not friend.

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Chimps don't make for very good swimmers.

7:46:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69LDbyl4Xjs

>>129125534

Ok Titus.

NEW THREAD
>>>129131734
>>>129131734
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

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I know how to flote (is that a English word I don't know) but I don't know how to swim

>>129123452
10/10 bantz

>>129130919
dont worry....you are not a racist...racism is a crime and crime is for niggers

new thread
>>129131734

>>129133975

I used to go snorkeling in this one spot in Lake Michigan and pretty much explored the whole area from the shore to 300 feet out along roughly 700 feet of shoreline. Then one day I came across what looked like boulders submerged in 25 feet of water maybe 250 feet offshore. I've never seen them there before and got this weird creepy feeling that I can't explain. I high tailed it out of there and the next time I tried to find them I could not. It's like they vanished and I tried for hours to locate them again. I know nobody could have came and extracted them out of the water. Another time I've seen shadows behind me and weird sounds that you'd think have no place in an underwater environment. Plus the feeling somebody was watching you. It wasn't in every body of water just that one spot. Many scuba divers tell of similar things.

Lake Michigan has it's own equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle. It's an area where a lot of strange occurrences. In fact, they recently discovered an ancient stone formation within the triangle that according to local Indian legends was placed there by another group who lived in the area even before them. Ancient Europeans most likely.

>>129122876
This makes no sense. Oil floats.

>>129121523
look up torso/limb length ratio differential between black people and white people

>>129137233
youre baiting with this bullshit pretending like you are a newfag

>>129121523
That article is racist.

>>129138914
its great thread for niggers come
>>129131734

>>129122285
Fucking kek

>70% of black americans don't know how to swim

So stereotypes are statistically factual?

>>129125870
New Transformers movie looks good.

>>129121523
I went on a campus tour of a Historically Black College (cause it'd have literally been free for me to attend) and the guide was a black kid who wanted to manage fast food restaurants after he graduated. Anyway, part of the tour took us to the indoor pool. He was very proud of the fact that he took swimming as an elective, knew how to swim and passed with an A. The black kids and their many family members who were on the tour were extremely impressed.

After hearing gunfire quite close to the campus and hearing that it had been a whole 4 months since a shooting had occurred on campus, I decided that this institution of higher learning wasn't quite for me.

>>129121523
They don't have public pools in the hood and niggers can't afford beach front and/ or beach adjacent property.

>>129126294
Fucking good. I mow the city parks and the less black people I see the better.

>>129129472
arent long limbs good for swimmers?

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>>129142130
watch olympic footage sometime and get back to me.

>Clears throat
Ahem...
>Adjusts tie
Black people don't swim because
>Sips water, adjusts cummerbund
WATER BE RACIS N SHIET!!!

>>129142672
His legs only look small because his massive upper body, that's what i like to think.

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>>129121523
Because water is racieest and sheeit, why you think mermaids is always white bruh?

>>129125870
Niggers are an embarrassment to the planet.

>>129121523
Different bone density between the races. Niggers have between 4.5 - 16.1% while other races between 1.2 - 7.3%.

>>129122435
she is trying to make it grow water immunity

>>129121523
LOL

I lost them in a boating accident officer.

Poolz be racist

>>129121523
if that were true then why is there an epidemic of kangz taking over public and private swimming pools?

>>129146693
Do they actually swim in the pool or loiter around and harass the humans? I've seen niggers at the beach maybe twice and both times they would not go beyond knee deep water.

i thought this meme was fake until i went to the beach and saw a grown black man lying face down at the shore line letting the last remnants of waves splash on his face while everyone else was swimming in the -5ft deep part of the ocean

>>129124727
>passed away nine days after being pulled from the Rochdale canal
damn nigga can hold his breath

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>>129122057

>>129125557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiYbIyOYCG0

>>129122113


is DeKendrix /ourguy/ ?

>>129126095
>USS Liberty

I think we wanted Israel to attack the ship. I think it was supposed to be a false flag that would give as an excuse to blame it on Egypt or another Arabic nation so we could join the 6 day war.

The attack happened in the middle of the 6 day war.

The story I have seen said there was a Russian surveillance ship nearby. The Russian ship blew the cover of the false flag attack so USA had to abandon the plan. That's why USA never got pissed about it, they knew it was going to happen and wanted it to happen.

>>129121523
>There's nothing funny
wrong

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>>129136548
Underrated as fuck. Cyprus bro deserves a (you).

>>129122113
Those fucking names I'm dying

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>>129121523
White people are Atlantians, swimming is ingrained ancestral knowledge. Niggers were solely plains animals and therefore the concept is completey foreign to them. Also, hippos chased them out of the water.

>>129121523
there is no chicken in the water

>>129121523
Don't they dissolve in water?

always makes me laugh when i see a grown ass man wearing water wings or a life jacket in the 3feet deep lazy river

>>129121523
I asked a black woman I knew at work if she was going to teach her 3 year old to swim and she said no that her little brother had drowned and she wasn't comfortable around water - I suggested that teaching her kid to swim could save the kids life and she looked at me like I was crazy. whatever

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take some lessons cuck

>>129150576
fucking idiots shouldn't even be allowed kids

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>>129121523
I thought it said 20% in the thumbnail in the catalog.

>>129121523
Second great flood when?

>>129134289
>Numbers don't lie.

Obviously has never been a statistician.

>>129150576
Meanwhile when I was a kid I was in boyscouts and even took a survival swimming course. We had to tread water for several hours. It gets exhausting. You learn how to float and expend as little effort as possible and even make a makeshift flotation device out of pants. We had to take off our pants and tie the legs together. Then you can exhale so the bubbles fill up the legs with air and they sort of inflate. It can't totally support your weight but it cuts the effort to stay afloat by like 70%.

But according to her logic I'm probably more likely to drown now.

>>129121523
you have to hold your breath to swim and niggers can't shut the fuck up

>>129125534
>no one "learns" to swim, your dad just throws you in
>Your dad just throws you
>Your dad

>>129125364
This video makes me proud of my swimming ability

>>129151458
>not an argument

>>129121523
Their bones are more dense than most than the average, therefore they aren't as buoyant as other ethnic groups.

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>>129125364
Pirates of the Mediterranean : At Walid's End

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>>129152035
Even the most athletic person with almost no body fat can easily swim despite the fact they would sink like a rock if they stopped treading water.

Your average olympic swimmer is far less buoyant then the average lard ass normie. The Olympian is going to have way less body fat and more muscle. Muscle is more dense than water and makes you sink while fat is less dense and floats.

I used to live in an apartment with a pool that was only 4 feet deep. A bunch of black people moved in and shortly after other residents got their feet cut in the pool because the blacks would throw glass in it. The apartment owner didn't kick them out, they cemented over the pool within a couple of months. I broke my lease. They ruin things for everyone and they didn't even have to know how to swim since it was a shallow pool.

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>>129132766
FUCKING SAVAGE

>>129131703
>basketball americans
kek

>>129129204
Ok this is funny

>>129130874
What was Hurricane Katrina?

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>>129121523
maybe we want global warming for a reason. shhhh don't tell the niggers, they might start learning to sage, then we might actually have to do something about them.

>>129122638
I live on the Gulf of Mexico. I have never met a nigger that could swim. Ever. What they call be able to swim is certain death for their flailing to get to the beach.

Believe someone who can't remember learning to swim, whose played with friends in the Gulf until our Mama's made us come back to the beach.
Niggers cannot swim.
If you lived your whole life on the Gulf tell me if you've ever met a nigger that could swim. I have heard Niggers say they could swim but it's only from a diving board to the side of the pool. That's not being able to swim.
I have never met a nigger that could swim.

>>129136345

It's spelled "float"

>>129129916
That's fucking hilarious, as hilarious as the fact that blacks can't swim. Those who can't swim deserve to drown, maybe this logic should be implemented at medditerranean.

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>>129121523
the running joke in special forces was that there are so few black guys because they can't pass the required 50m swim test in boots and uniform.

>>129142672
If he had a palate expander it would increase his nasal airflow and reduce his time by a few seconds.

It was also funny that the only sponsor he lost during the pot use was Kellogs because he couldnt go on a commercial saying " Every morning I start the day off with 2 bowls" and not have people know which one he was talking about.

>>129125870
this one always makes me smile

>>129125695
've got it
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/kids-and-animals-who-fail-classic-mirror/

>>129127170
Kek, you couldn't ask for better names.

>>129122031
wouldn't trust the statistics, niggers wrote it so expect it to not be factual

>>129121523
>nothing funny
Yes there is HAHAHAHA

>>129121523
beaten and bred out of them so slaves would lose one more avenue for escape

>>129122925
NOPE. Old enough that I've googled it because of him

>>129125870
What the flying fuck?

>>129151522
> implying that you get to talk shit considering you were in boy scouts

Fun fact: Chimpanzees can't swim either.

Because nogs are more dense (in more than one way) and dont float as well

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>>129121523
>tfw not a nigger
>tfw dont know how to swim

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>>129149373
>help guys I'm drowning
OH NO DIS NIGGA DROWNING!!! YO DEKENDRIX MANG WE GOTCHU!!!
...
OH SHIT I FORGOT US NIGGAS CAN'T SWIM EITHBLGLBGLBGLBBBLGGLB
>serves you niggers right, I was standing on a rock in the water the whole time.

>>129168331
Maoi can do anything but swim according to his song "You're Welcome"

>>129125870
lel at the nigger throwing his phone.

>>129151683
the argument is that numbers can and often do mislead being a comedic rebuttle to your statement of "numbers don't lie" which isn't an accurate refutation of your point considering the circumstances

>Facts are racist.

>>129121523
It's because water is racist

>>129121523
well that low IQ kicking in I guess.

It took me all of 10 seconds to learn how to swim.

>>129148284
Arabs are white

>>129121523
swimming for blacks would be cultural appropriation

they need to take a stand against such racist actions

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>>129121523
But it is funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGAZ CANT SWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>129121523
Its all steems around eye queue

>>129130874
This is why the GOP is in favor of climate change.

>>129127316
>and like 20 die every year

This post made me laugh. The way you wrote it is hilarious.

>>129127785
Terrified even of small dogs, unless its one they own and abuse

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The black-free toll road.

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>>129125870
fucking subhumans holy shit

>>129122491
>Most of Arabia's dhows were built on the Swahili coast.

Well yeah, Arabia kind of isn't well known for its vast forests.