Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 29th Good Morning edition

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Is he coming back?

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wew

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>>ALERT
>>ALERT

EVERYONE, YOU MUST MASTURBATE TO BLACK WOMEN RIGHT NOW

GIVE CORBYN YOUR ENERGY

>>ALERT
>>ALERT

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FIRST FOR CORBYN
SHARIA MAY BTFO

Most of the journos are saying expect another Election

WILL THE VOTING EVER END

All in favour of cloning and weaponizing Mr Blobby to deal with ISIS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIfpzV5zLII

How the fuck did conservatives drop the ball so hard?

>>129119119
Does /pol/ support this guy solely due to the fact that he's an anti-semite that hates Israel? You should support every far-left candidate and movement, then

>>129119651
have you listened to Theresa may ?

>>129119651

It was on purpose. May wanted to lose hence her absolute retarded decisions. She doesn't want the job anymore due to how taxing it is and the fact it will taint and ruin the Conservative party, passing it onto Labour is the best chance they have so they don't have to deal with that shit. This is all going to May's plan.

>>129119651
May cannot campaign and the manifesto was shit.

>>129119880
>May wanted to lose hence her absolute retarded decisions.

Occam's Razor says that she's just a woman.

>>129119838
Bits and pieces.The general gist is that she's being a complete autist I gather.

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>>129119651
not much different than over here

Another Labour gain

>>129119651
Theresa May is a Margaret Thatcher wannabe with 1/4th the balls. That's why.

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>Labour will probably win

IT'S EARLY CHRISTMAS

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>Scotland could save the Tories

What bizarro fucking world is this?

>>129119119
I hope he does some cool socialist shit like they did in the Arab states.

I hope you guys soon have parks named "8th of June Park" and squares named "8th of June Square" and roads names "8th of June Boulevard"

>>129119880
Thought they had it in the bag by a mile, so used it to push through some unpopular policies they thought the county needed. May have been a miscalculation.

>>129119787
If I was a Brit I probably wouldn't have voted this election tbqh. Corbyn isn't actually so bad in my opinion (If he could actually do and say what he wants) but his colleages are total cancer; May and the conservatives are essentially the same cancer.

>>129120353
SNP fags have been winding us up for too long!

>>129119456

Corbyn literally had sex with a morbidly overweight black woman to prove how progressive he is to his friends.

Ultimate cuck.

>>129120592
Blacks are our ally against the Jew.

>>129120592
Can I get a quick rundown on this?

>>129119119
i still can't believe that retarded june will be the end of may meme is coming true, though i'm on kikebook enough to see the groundswell of hatred theresa may was getting.

>>129120369
i hope so too

>>129120278
Yes, she's been called a "Poundland Thatcher" in the press. I think it was Peter Hitchens who called her that.

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[Autistic screetching]

I hope labour wins so that us radicals can push the tories to the right.

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>>129120472
It's like we've mind-melded or summink.

I think corbychev might surprise everyone by being not a cunt & actually attempting the job description.
>A quiet word in the BoE's ear whilst wearing scarlet socks could make a lot of difference.

If you're scared of socialism you should end yourself

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>>129121315
It's all part of his master plan

>>129121337
Corbysky perhaps, maybe, in the depths of his heart, understands the migrant threat to the working class better than others in his party. Not like he would be able to do anything about it though.

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>>129121805

nah its mostly just jews having excessive power in European homelands and being complete hypocrites as to ethnic nationalism

http://www.unz.com/article/fake-jews-deceit-and-double-think-in-britains-hostile-elite/

>>129121440
why?

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>>129119119
man this election is s-*yaaawn* so exciti-zzZZZzzzZZz

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>>129121257
GULAG'D

>>129120773
They missed the memo that Diane Abbott is OUT.

>Forecast 322

I have been on the shitter for a the last 30 minutes.
What did I miss?

>>129122301
Fucking hell Trump is a such a boss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU

THREAD THEME
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE YET LADS

Went to be an hour ago and just woke up

are the tories still bombing?

How can Torys get 322+ when they're so far behind now? Is it simply a bias in which constituencies have been announced at this point??

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alri lads

>>129124163
Scotland

>>129119430
They're on course to outperform thanks to the SNP getting fucked

>>129122301
>there's no rock music and explosions
>the burger gets bored

I can see how (((they))) control you so easily.

England and Scotland sitting in a tree

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>Losing your father and your job in the space of a 2 weeks

WEW...

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>>129119119
>DUP MAJORITY DECLARED

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>it was a joke

>>129124384
There's 650 seats, less than 200 are declared

>>129124390
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is Cable gonna win?

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>>129120721
>Turbodegeneracy is our ally against degeneracy

>/pol/ is cheering for a fucking communist
What is this

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>>129124320
ITS NOT OVER YET JEREMY

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>A J-JOKE

Con+DUP=332

>>129124384
Tory friendly seats declare later than Labour

>>129123351

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>Shariah May's sole achievement was cucking the SNP

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>Cons winning in Scotland
>Gaining In the north
>Getting reemed in the south

Can somebody kindly explain to me exactly what the fuck is going on?

SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN

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David Davis for new Con leader

>>129124574
people who need to be on the "winning side"

>Dimbleby muttering "bloody hell"

Ian Paisley Jr. re-elected

>Scotland right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axvRQ7gPrUI

Best outcome narrow majority and cons use this scare to actually get their shit together. An actual opposition, who knew?

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>that dimblebot saying bloody hell

SNP IS KILL

SNP IS KILL

>>129124632
No fucking clue pal.

CON GAIN

I swear the lib dems are fucking labour up. Fuck

Teresa May is done as PM, isn't she?
They will get rid of her at the first opportunity.

>>129124632
MEME MAGIC HAS TURNED VIRAL

>>129124742
mic chatter is so good

>>129124647
>The Greatest Union
>Not the USA

>>129124651
I'm a /Davis Duke/ now

TORIES TOOK A SEAT IN FUCKING LIVERPOOL

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ELECTION

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>Let the dog out for a shit
>Miss two threads

Way to fast for me lads

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>voting for the quintessential tory boy

>>129124705
He's saying what pretty much everyone is thinking right now, I don't think many people thought this would happen

>just heard dimbelby mutter bloody hell under his breath as the conservatives just took Renfrewshire east

Kek

They're going to do it aren't they.

Scotland are going to give the conservatives a majority.

>>129124574
Both sides are shit

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>"bloody hell"

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>>129124647
Umm, no sweetie... that would be the EUROPEAN (or Soviet) Union. This is you Brexit sharts penance.

>>129124632

Remoaners were southern cunts and the SNP cant run a bath any better than Scottish Labour.

Conservative GAIN East Renfrewshire from SNP.

Have the Tories taken a single seat from Labour yet?

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>Scottish tory

WILL MOGG RETAIN HIS SEAT LADS

Someone needs to get sacked at the BBC for this shit

Fucking disgrace all round

>>129124868
A TORY GOVERNMENT GIVEN TO ENGLAND BY SCOTLAND

WAS IT EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE?

>>129124816
Literally drafting a resignation letter right now I imagine

This is going to be the day the Scots saved the Tory party.

>>129124950
Ahaha what a fucking cuck.
We really need Fascism.

>>129124980
absolute shitshow

worst election night ever technically

I'm honestly OK with these results because of SNP failures.
To be fair towards CON people here, May was horrible and at least she's gone now.

+ for LAB, Corbyn openly dislikes Saudi arabia. Which is great.

>>129119507
>this image
Holy fuck

>>129124970
Most likely

>>129124647
fuck them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy965HvXK5Y

Who will replace May is she resigns but Torys/DUP form a coalition and win?

What was the expected outcome before May put her foot in her mouth?

>>129125044
One again they fail at anything they try.

IN HERE

>>129124345
>>129124345
>>129124345
>>129124345

snp superstar john nicolsen lost his seat. will he now be permanent guy on this week?

LIB DEM HAVE TAKEN A SEAT FROM THE SNP

>>129124988
it means that the tories have to work fucking hard or get destroyed next time.

Why did wales flip from brexit to labour?

Imagine the butthurt there will be if there's another Tory + Lib Dem coalition

>>129124988
truly the timelines have been switched, there can be no further doubt

>the snp right now

AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

predictions for the coming days/weeks/months lads?

>may resigns
>davis becomes PM
>general election in Early 2018
>second EU referendum in Late 2018

>>129119507
kek

>>129119880
Don't be so silly lad. She was going in for the kill. Just greatly underestimated her prey.

>>129125115
Ian Paisley Deputy PM, please God.

>>129125169

Never going to happen goy

Jo Swinson is a cute! Only nice Liberal Democrat, good for her!

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BROKEN TO MY ROTTEN CORRREEEEE

TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMOREEEEE

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CAN'T CURB THE CORB!

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change forthwith the old tradition,
Spurn the dust to win the prize!

Then comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale
Unites the human race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

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>>129119507
>that fucking JUST sarcuck
HAHAHAHAHA he must be raging so hard right now

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>>129124716

has amber rudd been thrown in the trash yet?

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>Tories barely hold on to power
>Try to appease lefties with muh soft Brexit and importing more immigrants
>Still get called fascists
>Lefties still crave socialist BBC
>Tories still get voted out and replaced by even further left Labour, with Abbott as unironic Home Secretary
>Tories shift further left to regain the "centre ground"
>Lefties still call them fascists

etc

>>129119651
They put up a severely autistic woman as their leader.

>>129125213
if there's a dup coalition there won't be, no

>>129125138
FUCK OFF WE'RE NOT DONE YET, SPASTIC

>>129119880
May is running through 4d wheat fields

>>129119880
>she put together this whole plan instead of just stepping down

Why the fuck are the exit polls favouring the Tories?

>>129125386
>>129119507
haha sargon of blackdad must be screeching right now

WTF?

I love Scotland now!

Srsly, I'm going to take some holidays there this year, boost their tourism economy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE

>>129119119

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAAAH

*BRETHES IN**

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAH


AHAHAHAHAH

AJAJJAJAJAJAA

>>129125386
>>129125533
Have a look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hla1cFbJ9OU

>All these FUCKING millennials posting their shitty Corbychev gifs in BritainElect's tweets

Long Kesh for all of them

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>Scotland will bring about PM Boris

>>129119651
By promising 8 MOAR YEARS OF AUSTERITY!

It was supposed to be finished by 2015.

I'd pay a bollock to see May's rubbery face right now!

>>129124841
Southport isn't in Liverpool, they only joined us so they could keep their bus passes

>>129124855
He looks like lifting a single brick would give him three hernias and a swift death

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>Nicholson getting btfo by the Lib Dems

Fucking hell lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5emm2GFNpBE


>SNP=evil guy
>Scotland=The master
>England=The doctor

IN HIS ARMS SHE FELL
AS HER HAIR CAME DOWN
AMONG THE FIELDS OF WHEAT

>>129125625
why isn't he screeching?

Clegg has lost

nICK cLEGG btfo

>SNP lost 5 seats already
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN SCOTLAND
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

>>129125371
Our Corbyn,
who are in Westminster,
Jezza be thy name
Thy election come
thy will be done
On the streets,
as it is in your office.
Give us this day
1 million new homes
and forgive us our FALC
as we forgive those Socdems
who trespass against us,
and lead us not into the middle east
but deliver us from Theresa
For thine are the Gulags
the power and the glory
for ever and ever
Amen.
(press JC4PM to pay alms)

CLEGG'S OUT
CLEGG'S OUT
CLEGG'S OUT
CLEGG'S OUT
CLEGG'S OUT

>>129125539

Don't come here. We're just sick of seeing wee jean krankie all over the place. She's finished, Angus lost his seat and salmond will lose his.

Happy days.

FUCKING CLEGGY LOOK AT HIM

SO DEFEATED

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>An SNP source says the Tories will take Banff and Buchan. A 14,000 majority in 2015.

>>129124841
Southport are the posh cunts of Liverpool

>>129125767

Love this song desu.

Oh Nick Clegg. Let that be a lesson to any possible 'coalitions'

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

CLEGGGG OUT REEEEEEEE

RES IN PISS CLEGGY BOOOYYY

>>129125704
why can't he just be pm.

>hello darkness my old friend

fuck sake cap that shit

>>129121440
Why bother? Socialism will see to it plenty of folks starve to death anyway.

>>129125991
Fucking iPhone

>>129125963
SCOTTISH TORIES TO THE RESCUE

THANK YOU BASED RUTH

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YAAAAS NICK CLEGG GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

AHHAHAHA CLEGG FUCKING LOST

That slow zoom on Clegg's face.

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Who /feelingweirdlyrelaxed/ here?

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>>129125878
RUTH

BORISSSSSSSSSSS

GET STUCK IN MY SON

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B T F O
T
F
O

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>>129119651
>>129119119

If the last year has taught us anything, it's that Women are absolutely inept at politics.

>Hillary clinton
Loses against a fucking meme while being backed by literally EVERYONE in the mainstream.

>Le Pen
Loses 30 to 60 to the embodiment of the establishment who literally said that people have to live with terrorism.

>May
Manages to throw a 25 point lead in probably the biggest fuck up ever, when all she needed to do was literally nothing to win by a landslide. LOSES TO A FUCKING COMMUNIST.

Keep women out of politics.

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>>129125964

>Cleg thought he won
>Looks to the side smirking

21,000 Labour

BOOOOOOOOOOM

Clegg BTFO by Labour offering free tuition,

POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

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>>129126016
Because we don't deserve him

>nick clegg gone
lel

>>129125940

I've only ever done Edinburgh, Dundee and St Andrews. I'm going to drive around the highlands. How will my little Mini fare? It's supercharged, but I gather the police are a lot stricter about speed up there.

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>VISIBLY UPSET

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feel sorry for nick tbqh

>>129119119
We're fucked lads

>>129126150
it's mostly morbid curiosity as to wtf is gonna happen next by now

>>129125789
You're probably an hour or two too late.

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>>129126125
BASED ASSKA

>>129126203

JUST

>tfw clegg pulls out a flintlock pistol and shoots himself

>>129126299
delicious

Tasmina gone.

That should make me feel good.

>>129126150
>>129126324
It's the blackpill. The fascination with the fall from a position where it doesn't affect you.

>>129126204
>Manages to throw a 25 point lead in probably the biggest fuck up ever, when all she needed to do was literally nothing to win by a landslide. LOSES TO A FUCKING COMMUNIST.

That's what happens if you tell the people that you might sacrifice citizen freedoms to fight terrorism
1984 incoming - communism edition

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https://twitter.com/danhewittsky/status/872985973709295617

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Nick Clegg looks like he's about to cry

>>129126150
You must be mental. I'm stressed as fuck, I had anti Corbyn zingers lined up for Facebook tomorrow that could go to waste.

>>129126549
FUCK

>>129126478
I'm well aware of what it is

>>129126549
lmao

>>129126150
I have no idea what's going on, as long as brexit continues to happen I don't care who takes leadership, UK is fucked eitherway

>>129126549
Lmao

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>>129126549
cheeky

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>>129126549
Oh fugg

>>129126299
He should refuse to give to his seat and become a national hero like the United guy

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>Labour sources saying they've won Canterbury - which has been a safe Tory seat held by Julian Brazier

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>yfw the lad who just beat clegg didn't even have a suit a couple of hours ago

>>129126288

Why do you think that?

>>129126549
oh fug I can't

When does Farrons seat get declared?

>>129126667
Ohhh, big man, huh?

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>>129126203

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>>129126549
woah dude

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>>129126549

>>129126549
oh my god

I feel like I'm warming up to Corbyn, is this how Stalin killed 20 million people?

>>129126549
fucking mong

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>>129124502
>no explosions
you got me there.

>>129126993
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Labour might take Canterbury which has been Tory SINCE 1841.

>>129126859
If he loses this is officially better than brexit. Period.

>>129126805
No way. Canterbury's posh as fuck. Will never happen.

>>129119119

Labour won't win.

It's pretty amazing. Somehow everyone lost.

Fucking SNP got raped, Labour did amazing (still lost) and May (literally putting her in power) will go down as the worst decision in the history of the Tory party.

She needs to resign immediately and they need an ACTUAL conservative in charge.

I said back in July that following Murdoch's lead and putting someone like May in charge was political suicide.


They got what they deserved.

Fingers crossed on Brexit.

Also lets hope Abbott is permanently shafted.

Also good to see New Labour champagne socialists btfo after shitting on Comrade Corbyn.

Anyway, how long until Mossad takes him out?

Hopefully before he can find a way to fuck Trident.

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HOLY SHIT THAT SPEECH

UTTERLY BTFO

THIS IS HIS LAST EVENING BEING RELEVANT

>>129126607

New

>>129127052
Ey, not bad.

>>129126897
fuck off cleggy is based

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>>129126549

Peterborough gone.

>>129127132
that's mental

>>129126549
grabbed tits
don't care

>>129126549
Our new dear leader ladies and gentlement

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>>129126549
got a screencap

>>129127132
Wtf is this timeline seriously

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>>129127052

Maybe Corbyn will have the london mayor shot, at least.

No need to respond britbros. Only ameribros can say such things now.

vince cable is back boys

>>129127201
Yeah everyone lost coming to think of it
May just shot herself in the toes

>RECUNT

What did she mean by this?

>If you live by the sword, you die by the sword

Well said Nick. FUCKING SLAYER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASKb-u4Vt5g

>your sky+ HD box is about to go into standby mode

REEEEE STOP IT REEEEEE

>>129127402
TORY CUNTS BTFO

TIM FARRON ON RECOUNT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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>>129126549

>>129127364
that's a big hand

>>129124628
It needed to be done, honestly.

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>>129119119
Where were you when Jeremy "Gas the kikes, race war now" Corbyn saved the UK ?

Did big banter Laura K just say REEEECUNT instead of recount?

>>129127387
this is what happens when you call a snap election when you already hold a majority

Digits and Farron loses.

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>>129119119

>Tfw the goyim hate you so much they elect a terror-supporting Sharia cuck socialist just because he's antisemitic

>>129127675
that would be amazing desu

Bring back vince, purge the eurocucks

>>129127649
She's a greedy cunt.

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>>129127675
Reroll, Are Nige demands the Milkman loses his seat

>>129127675
SKIMMED

>>129126549
>https://twitter.com/danhewittsky/status/872985973709295617

WTF I LOVE CORYBN NOW

>>129119456
Based Jezza

He knows, and that's why the media hates him

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>>129127522
>sky

>>129119787
I'm no expert on British politics, but from what I gather, both of these main candidates are shit-tier.
Both backed remain.
Both are globalist rodents, for who patriotism is an evil concept.
Both seem happy to watch the UK slowly turn into a third-world, shit-brown hellscape.
Neither could give half a fuck for the average, working class, indigenous Brit.

Both strike me as the type to turn a blind eye while atrocities like Rotherham happened.
Not a very palatable selection.

If I've gotten anything wrong here, I invite the Brits to correct me.

BASED HOEY KEEPS HER SEAT

>>129126204
>Loses 30 to 60
You might want to check your maths

>>129127844
yess

>>129127825
I'll take it kek wills it.

>>129119651

Listening to Rupert fucking Murdoch.

They wanted to carry on as normal despite it being very fucking clear the game had changed. They mistook Brexit for support for their Neo-Kike faggotry.

May got up there and carried on with her usual shit (bar Brexit) and killed herself.

This would have been like the Republicans throwing out Trump at the convention and putting Jeb or Rubio in.

The incompetence of putting May in, instead of even a Boris Johnson, is actually terrifying. People this retarded should not be in positions of power.

Even the majority of Cuckservatives in the U.S. begrudingly got in line behind Trump when they realized how the public momemtum was moving.

I also said back in July that New Labour/Blairites trying to oust Corbyn was comically fucking stupid.

The literal "political elite" are incomprehensibly clueless.

muh scottish nationalism muh skirts and haggis

>>129127966
hoey is lovely

>>129126854

Scotland has lower drink driving laws, the police are all over twitter about making offensive statements, Scottish laws are very nanny statish. I've heard there's lots of average speed checks on the roads.

>>129120592
Dude got laid, don't sound like no cuck to be bro.

>>129119787

Basically - Corbyn is a proper commie. His party are faggot SJWs.

May is outright cancer and her party contains a smattering of decent people.

>>129128127
Theresa May was hugely popular a month ago.

>>129120592
Literally nothing wrong with fucking a bbbw as long as you don't marry her. He didn't.

>>129127387
Wtf did she do it for in the first place then?

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>>129128127
>Trying to oust Corbyn
>His leadership is saving many of their careers

>>129127943

No, that's bang on. The is doomed either way but we might live a bit longer with may. Whereas Corbyn is basically a bullet to the of the head for us.

Are the Tories seriously not gaining anywhere but Scotland?

>>129128300
You also cannot purchase alchohol after 10pm

>>129128331
>Basically - Corbyn is a proper commie.
Only if you don't understand what communism is.

>>129119880

She was just a deluded whore.

>oh hai were gonna win easy

>I should go out and promote fucking retarded policies loudly cause "it's my turn"

She should never have been in the role in the first place and even she knew it.

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ERIC PICKLES IS FAT

We really need to redo the constituency borders, Labour have way too many small constituency's in large towns while the Torys dominate the larger rural constituency's.

>>129128578
Labour have enticed people with gibs, Conservatives better have a way to deal with this. I thinking of joining the Tories just so I can tell them how retarded they are.

>>129128578
Scotland are going to impose a Tory government on England.

>>129128459
She was winning because she was anonymous and the Labour party spent 2 years killing their own leader.

As soon as the slightest bit of attention was put on her, she fell to pieces.

>>129128127
>Listening to Rupert fucking Murdoch.
with ____ you ____!

>>129128548
My understanding is that when a new PM is installed after another steps down it is typical for the new one to call an election in order to show their legitimacy. USUALLY, the PM's party wins without much of an issue.

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WE'RE DOING IT LADS

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The guy on the right won the seat?

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At work. Dinner time. Keeps me up for elections.

>41 votes for blacky

LMAO

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>>129128917
>we

If Corbyn loses this and it comes down to Scotland, I will never forgive those porridge wog cunts for such servile behaviour.

>Blackie

>>129129012
me on the right

>>129129012
He's a loony, objectively the best party.

unironically hoping for a labour majority so i can win £35

>>129129012
is that a jojo reference

>Majority of 831

Fucking inbred twats falling for the free stuff meme

>>129129012
Is he the AnCap?

>The Communist League
>7 votes

hilarious

SIR JEREMY BERNARD CORBYN WINS AND HE'S GOING TO BEHEAD THE QUEEN!

>>129129260
He's from the nonce party. Pedos.

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literally me

>>129124574

May is like Jeb + Hillary with a dash of Merkel.

Corbyn is like an anti-semitic Bernie who is less of a cuck within his party and who is loathed by the E.U.

Imagine if the Republicans scrapped Trump and ran Jeb and the Dems ran an Anti-Israel Bernie.

You could see the temptation to want to fuck everything up.

>>129129097
Might as well join the winners m8

>>129129346
Just by looking you can tell which.

>>129126288

I've only ever "done" yer maw

>>129124632

Worlds going fucking topsy turvy lad.

This is what Chaos looks like. We the new late soviet union nao.

>>129119507

May's still gonna win tho

Just not with a overwhelming majority

>>129124632
Immigration

So this election result basically says that the people of the UK believe:
>1. Islamic terrorism against the UK is justified because of its foreign policy
>2. We should allow many more Islamists to flood our borders
Is this accurate?

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>>129129392

>Corbyn is like an anti-semitic Bernie

An antisemitic Bernie who implicitly supports Sharia and is soft on terrorism in a country that seems to have a Muslim chimpout every other day.

What's the appeal? Is antisemitism really that exciting for New Europe's idiotic voters? Do Europeans really have no sense of self-preservation whatsoever?

>>129124574

No one is cheering for Jeremy

It's just a shit ton of shills

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Dimble's confusion in the background.

>tfw you're the battered housewife in an abusive gay relationship
I'm so dysfunctional I am happy because him hitting me is his stress relief

I actually need to sleep tonight of all nights but I have no chance of getting any now.

>>129129823
Anti-semitism is self preservation mate. We just need to be anti-muslim aswell.