Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 29th edition

>>129118652
What if we archive that

>https://youtube com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

Jeremy

NO IPLAYER FAGS ALLOWED

TURN ON THE TV

kill me

>Diane Abbott will be our home secretary

I think I've officially given up lads.

GUESS WHOS BACK

NIGE IS BACK

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Brexit was a mistake.

Battersea was a 16-point Tory win previously

May you fucking idiot

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>this future will happen

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>>129118787

no

ANGRY NIGE HYPE

>>129118675
ARE ALL COLD NOW.

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>>129118652
IS NIGE COMING BACK? IS IT TRUE?

Nigel Farage, a man denied his Brexit

May is the Conservative's Gordon Brown

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If I had my PS installed i'd be shopping Mays face onto pic related just about now

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TORIES BTFO

NIGE WILL LEAD THE RWDS CONFIRMED

how many blackpills have been consumed I wonder

>>129118830
I am now starting to see this.

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LABOUR MAJORITY IS ON THE CARDS

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Usagis

don't call it a grave

it's the future you chose

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https://twitter.com/britainelects

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>>129118814
W-what?

Quick rundown?

Would prefer huge Corbyn majority than a hung parliament.

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HELP ME TONY

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OWEN WON IT

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>>129118787
>Owning the electric jew

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>>129118787
>gchq honeypot

>>129118838
It's London. Very high remain voters. Not that surprising really.

Brexit cancelled :(

>>129118787
got both for the screenshots

>>129118652
>nth for Tory kike shills being btfo

BRITAIN IS DESTROYED EITHER WAY

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>/pol is full of Tory and UKIP voters
PREPARE TO GET BULLIED, NERDS

>based jews

What constituencies are the most exciting and when are they coming up?

Nige delivering some brutal truths.

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>2nd referendum on the cards

>>129118869
NO MORE BULLETS

The absolute fucking state of the Tories tonight lads
Fucking hell

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The state of Labour

Fucking love corbyn desu lads.

May was a dangerous lying cow.

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>Second EU referendum
>16 year-olds brought in to vote

Fuck everything. I feel sick.

>want to go to sleep
>also want to watch election

Help.

>washed up cunt trying to come back

lmao we had brexit and farage still couldn't win a seat

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>>129118652

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>>129118851

>>129118945
t-T-T-THINGS

teresa may is arobot?!

>>129118933
He's being interviewed on BBC and says he'll have 'no choice' but to come back if Brexit is under threat

>>129119046
>>129119035

jesus fuck

literally going back beging to be slaves again

RULE BRITANN-

IT'S A BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY THAT'S LIIIIFE

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Lord Nigel Farage, leader of the Conservative party for the autumn election?

Wait, so Sheffield Hallam hasn't actually been announced yet?

>>129118995
>Trudeau

>>129119041
>Two black people
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE

Banter, Anon.

UKIP voters are cunts.

LABOUR GAIN STOCKTON SOUTH WITH A SWING OF 5.7 PERCENT

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THEY SAID IT WOULD BE EASY

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you're all going in the gulag lads :^)

The state of British politics

All well and good Nige saying he'll return to politics, but will he win a seat? No.

Who won ?

>>129118787
Look at this bourgeois scum with his TV.

>>129119046
Just laugh. Enjoy the fall.

Farage is a class act

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FPTP

>>129119197
No but it looks like Clegg is gone

>>129119197
Most sources saying Clegg is gone

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>>129119239

>>129119041
>The Tories are not nigge-lovers

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>>129118912

Nige has no marriage, no money and nothing to lose. Save us lad

>>129119035
hahahahaha

It's so tragic it's funny

>>129119041

With those eyes, she's like the opposite world version of Nick Griffin.

If they bumped into each other in the street they'd explode in a cascade of photons.

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REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER
REMINDER
>REMINDER

>UKIP voters going to Labour

I don't know what to believe anymore.

Are Nige speaking sense once again.

>>129119285
best electoral system

ANOTHER GAIN!

This is a fucking disaster

EXIT POLL SPOT ON

DOUBTERS BTFO

>>129119256
We don't know but Britain has lost, very badly.

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>>129119197
No, but it's going to be funny

>LABOUR WIN EALING CENTRAL & ACTON by a massive 14,000 votes - that was in the top 10 Tory targets.

>>129119256
Nobody, we all lose.

>>129118652
HAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING UKIP GOBLINS! COMRADE JEZZA C WILL GULAG THE LOT OF YA

>tfw June really is the end of the May

WHARTON OUT

PM JEREMY CORBYN

>>129119161
RIP

HOW BADLY DID MAY FUCK UP???

>>129119366
and then we get the same result

then fucking what?

>>129119330
>>129119041
Tories literally ran someone called "the black farmer" in my seat

>>129119046
they're not laughing now.

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>>129119101
At least we've got a new Nige picture...

>>129119438
Worse than Hillary.

>>129119407
its actually better for labour in wales

We've lost this, lads.

It's all over. Tories have binned it, May fucked it up. We'll be living under a marxist socialist lunatic for the next 4 years. the damage he will do to this country will be astronomical, and we won't recover from it for generations, if ever.

I'm tired. I'm going to bed. G'night, gents. It's been an honour memeing with you.

>>129119367
That the public are drooling retards.

>>129119438
she will be out of a job tomorrow morning and the shortest tenure of a PM in a century

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>>129119330
SURE

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>>129119197

Like Nick gives a fuck going home to this.

>>129119366
>new election

Please fucking no, I hated this campaign and don't think I can take another

Said it before and I'll say it again - Trump winning was the worst thing to happen to the European right

>>129119041

OMG. UK blacks are just as fucking tacky as the American ones.

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>>129119438
She won't be PM or leader of the Tories anymore.

>>129119041

>For the many, not the few
>For the ethnic minorities only

Really takes my noggin' for some late night joggin'

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>>129119421
Nope, BoJo will be the next PM

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>BASED Working Class.
Vote for Brexit via UKIP and referendum to BTFO of Neo-Liberals
Switch back to Labour once proper Socilaist is in charge who hates the EU tooo.

>>129119370
So they're down one?

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neoliberal tears are the best!

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>Maybe the real snap election was the friends we made along the way

>>129119352
He's got to pay alimony as well so he needs the cash

What happened to the BNP?

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>>ALERT

EVERYONE, YOU MUST MASTURBATE TO BLACK WOMEN RIGHT NOW

GIVE CORBYN YOUR ENERGY

>>ALERT

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>>129118652
UNIVERSITY STUDENT GENOCIDE WHEN?

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>>129119366
>Hung Parliament
>No Coalitions
>Another election
Labour will win an outright majority. Many people didn't vote for Labour because they thought Corbyn's vision was a pipe dream. LibDems and greens will flock to Labour now when they smell a chance.

>SNP majority less than 100

yeesh

I'ts over

It's all over

>>129119511
He is such a smug git every time I see him on TV nowadays.

It is awesome.

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>>129119366
>>129119455

BLOOD
IN THE
WATER

>>129119438
I'm trying to think of an American equivalent but even your unpopular presidents dont call another election

>>129119438
Imagine Hillary's failure and double it

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Im actually fucking scared to go to sleep lads

wat do

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>>129119528
Don'y forget to have a cry-wank.

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So looks like we're heading for a hung parliament.
For fucks sake lads...

>>129119587
Me neither. I'm sick of it. I can't take another 3 months of shills shitting up threads.

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>>129119669
>americans

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>>129119650
>chickenshit heel already

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>>129119653
kek

For fuck sake yktd, did you just get banned?

>>129119756
this is good

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>tfw the migrants you flooded london with are voting against your party

>>129119499
UP THE RA! LONG LIVE SOCIALISM!

OK, I'M RED PILLED ON WOMEN NOW

THEY SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR POSITIONS OF POWER

Is it too soon to start panicking lads?

>>129119669
laws on (((HATE SPEECH))) happened. everyone now is terrified of being locked up for voicing concerns.

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We. Are. So. Fucked.

We've lost all our main Brexit people.
We are losing to communists.
Gulags soon.

>>129119756
DUP-Tory coalition would be.... somewhat tolerable

>>129119730
Same

Don't know what I'll be waking up to

>>129119563
I remember when she was on TW moaning about Brexit and all I could think about was wanting to shag her.

what happens if the parliament ends up hung? do they restart the election?

>>129119813
Yeah, if you hate Brexit.

it's alright if it's a hung parliament, the tories can win the next election with a new leader

>>129119693
Let me graduate first lad, then we'll do it.

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>>129119650
Can we have a corbyn beating the entiire neo-liberal cross-part y machine in gif form?

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S-should we start saying Prime Minister Corbyn so we get used to it.

>>129119455

>implying Labour wouldn't win it with this momentum

>>129119813
In what universe is it a good thing?

>>129119756
good

I DON'T CARE IF TORIES WIN OR LOSE


BUT DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER REFERENDUM ON BREXIT

I WILL HELP KILL BRITISH LEFTISTS IF YOU DECLARE CIVIL WAR

>>129119811
I hope so.

>>129119759
I hope someone gets a slim majority through either a coalition or the Tories just slightly dragging themselves over the line.

What's the most likely outcome of a second General Election?

Did May throw this on purpose sho she didn't have to go through with Brexit?

I'M GONNA LOSE FIFTY QUID

>>129119813
In what way? Its a huge win for the far left and a huge loss for the British economy.

>>129119816
kek, this

>>129119713
Why would he call for an election? Also he was already unpopular before and still won, unlike May.

>>129119669
Got memed to death and one of their memers had a fight with 4 Pakis because one of them spat on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OJYfuzeH8k

>>129119813
No.

>>129119874
Grow a beard and see if you can pass as mulsim

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>>129119902

>>129119811
Is he back?

To think I had so much respect for the British people after Brexit.

>>129119918
P-P-PRIME MINISTER CORBYN

>>129119857
TOO LATE

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>>129119905
Brexit was a mistake and we all know it.

>>129119528

>4 years

Actually 5.

Nigel Farage complimenting Jeremy Corbyn on his campaigning will by far be the weirdest thing we'll see this year I think

>>129119904

No, the DUP will prop up the Tories with their 8/10 seats or so, if Tories need more than that then new election.

Nigel's revenge for the Thanet sabotage

thatcher was a one off

women leaders are a meme

>>129119857
It's too fucking late. Get out now before the gulags

>>129119696
Hate to say it but I would have to agree.

If they can't pass there initial manifesto and have to go to a second election no way will the electorate give May a majority it is always going to swing to Labour.

>>129120000
Fuck off nigger.

>>129119816
kek

>>129119942

Kek this

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JEZZZAAAHHHHHHHH

>>129119587
It was amazingly dull once it got suspended due to the Manchester bombing.

>>129119918

Sempaitachi Corbyn

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>>129119911
HURRY UP

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>>129119952
Yes. Brexit was never going to happen.

>>129119950
>What's the most likely outcome of a second General Election?
considering what the expected result of this election was when it was called, may be the worst time to ask what the result will be for the next one

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>>129119367
Probably something to do with May being awful, her manifesto being awful, the NHS being ran into the ground and local services being cut? Why wouldn't people vote to end those things?

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>>129118652
>Theresa May = Hillary Clinton

Bye Bye May, even if the Conservatives win tonight, you aren't staying on as leader.

who else here /drunk/?

>>129119936

Send us some guns please, I can't afford any

>>129119816
YOU AINT NO MUSLIM BRUV

>>129119950
Tory win if they get rid of May.

LABOUR WIN BURY NORTH

>>129119952

yes

>>129119824
>Hilary btfo
>then Le Pen
>now May
is the western world subconsciously saying fuck off roasties?

>>129119438
It appears that somehow she built a lifetime career in politics and made it to the office of Prime Minister without having any political skill or judgement at all.

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>>129118652
>Scotland helps Mummy May get a majority

>>129119891
DUP could hold the Tories feet to the fire on Brexit I suppose.

>>129118652
Did you fuckers really choose Corbyn as Prime Minister and Diane Abbott as Home Secretary?
Why?

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RRRREEEEEEEEE

>>129120036
Thatcher's whole schtick was LARPing as a man.

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Honestly, lads, it doesn't matter who wins, our lives will still be shit regardless.

Don't feel too bad.

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>Yougo-

>>129120090
>all those corbnyites that claimed the bomb was a Tory false flag
>in reality it probably had people blaming police cuts

>keep an eye on everybody in the normal way

what did she mean by this?

>>129120000
What are you talking about things are going really well for you guys. I haven't heard a single bit of bad news, especially about terrorism.

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Look. The status quo of British politics, which May fundamentally represented was going to kill this country in the medium-long term. We were already heading off a cliff with May. This result has swerved the car in a different direction - this direction may still be off a cliff, but it just might not

>>129119950
Labor for sure, from what ive read

> my pet shark
> labour will smell blood in the water

Labour took Bury North

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>>129119996
>To think I had so much respect for the British people after Brexit.
This

Now I feel like Nige in this pic and the UK is personified by Russel Brand

Another guy's just been arrested over the London attack.

>>129120194
BANTER

>>129120168

if merkel loses then yes

>>129120185
If you're in a safe seat and never publicly go against the party you're guaranteed a 50 year career

It wasn't the leader that fucked the Conservatives, it was the policies.

There was nothing in their manifesto to entice undecided voters.

>>129120089
why doesnt he clean his garden

>>129120132
here

>>129120199
What a mess.

>>129119602
Not our fault euros are cucks

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>Labour gain Bury North from Conservatives... as @faisalislam points out Theresa May was meant to win Bury South not lose Bury North

Ha ahaha AHAHAHAHHAHA

This reminds me of the 1992 (underestimation of Labour vote this time instead of Tory) election, except there won't be an outright majority win for any party.

Who's up for hanging parliament tonight?

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>>129120132
/High

>>129120296
I was using that ironically by the way.

>>129119611
Wow maybe there is something to all this race malarkey after all?

>>129120132
I'm just switching from cider to vodka. This campaign has driven me to drink I'm worried about my body desu

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>>129120199

i just want it all to be over

>>129120132
5 pints of cider in but /lucid/ enough to follow the happenings

can the tories win another election after a hung parliament with a new leader lads? how can we stop this labour momentum

>>129119996
>>129120280
Me too...

>>129120000
fucking quads of truth

Did you read Will Hutton in the Observer last Sunday. Fucking food shortages and Kent turning into a glorified car park as every single lorry will need to be checked on it's way in and out he thinks.

>>129120132

I wish I was. I thought I'd have a few comfy, weak drinks to keep me refreshed. God damn I wish I'd had something strong and a lot of it.

>>129120308
>policies were from the leader
>somehow not the leaders fault

The Paki on BBC seems happy.

>>129120199
How many times has he been doubted so far?

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>>129120235
whens the new election?

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>>129120199
I can't take any more of this election shit

Just fucking kill me

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Take solace in this heartwarming GIF, you arse blasted mouthbreathers.

>>129119528
In the long term corbyn might be what we need. Definitely accelerates the coming race war with the Muslims.

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NATIONALIZE THE QUEEN

>>129120199
>nervousness intensifies

>>129119952
i mean she called the general election at a time when she had 50% of support in some polls

i think she was being opportunistic and ran a terrible campaign out of arrogance/lazyness

however, the results of what she has done has basically put brexit on hold (assuming she would ever have gone ahead with it if she had an increased majority, some speculate that she wanted to increase her majority so that the radically eurosceptic wing in her party had less power overall)

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JEZZAHHH ARRIVED IN NIGERIA!

>>129120312
CORBYN LOVES NATURE JUST LIKE HE LOVES YOU ANON! HAHAHAHA!

>>129120199
>trusting a three name wanker

He'll get everyone but the irish, that's the real test

HURRY UP AND DO RUDD FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

I NEED SLEEP

>>129120308

What about blocking everything on the internets?

>>129119929
The reasons Tories get away with so much is because of the dumb fuckers opposing them offering no real challenge. The reason Labour can parade around a commie and Abbot whilst still being the same old shit and win is because the Tories feel so safe. A hung parliament will shake all sides up and get them to sort their houses out, which they all desperately need to do right now.

>>129120194
We're destroying this gay country

>>129119952
Yes. It was (((their))) safety switch in case of a Leave win.

>>129120370
Kek

>>129120000

TWENTY
THOUSAND

>>129120199
>"lib-dems won't support the conservatives" Tom in 2010

Y'all might as well become Islamic communist now.

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Lady! We flipped. I voted for this!

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I already have a ticket out in August but I want to know that Brexit won't be bodged.

Remember, remember, the 8th of Junember.

>>129120235
So the other 500 will be more conservative.

>they pass it from person-to-person instead of just running with it

Man politics has been a fucking trainwreck recently, which is saying quite a bit. This is the first time I've been really interested in bong politics, since it usually settles status quo fairly reliably.

>Labour holds Rochdale
>OH YES I LOVE MUZZIES RAPING MY KIDS, MORE PLEASE

I'd love to see may's face right now. Imagine the potential of that rubbery leather thing squirming under the pressure of her failure lack of judgement. What a fucking knob.

>>129120406
No, the leader does not type up the manifesto by themselves. Hammond came up with the dementia tax, for example.

>>129120469
Harms the NEET vote only.

>>129120395
>labour momentum
protect your low paid and unskilled workers more

>>129120370

Well...you'd think that since they wouldn't be exposed to American blacks that they would be different. Guess there is something to the race malarkey after all.

>>129120395
>how can we stop this labour momentum
Boris. A boring old Tory wont cut it

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OFFICIAL THEME OF TORY PARTY 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

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This

I only got a few cokes to keep me awake to see the tory landslide. Now I'm wishing I brought a crate so I could kill myself with alcohol poisoning. I can't be sober while my country fucking dies.

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Can we close down The Sun now?

How does it feel you cunts

>SENIOR TORIES DO NOT EXPECT TO HAVE AN OVERALL MAJORITY
OH BOY

>>129120308
How do you compete against a party whose manifesto promises the world?

>nationalise this
>100 billion for that
>save the whole NHS, easy

Labour were clever, they'd never be able to follow through with their manifesto but they knew they wouldn't have to because they just expected to halt the Tories, not take a majority.

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>SENIOR TORIES DO NOT EXPECT A MAJORITY

BBC REPORTS MINISTERS SAYING EXIT POLL IS RIGHT

NO SURPRISE TORY MAJORITY

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I'm now full chaos mode and want a Labour majority. Let the country burn.

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Nationalise the Tory party when?

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>>129120199
As I've already said:
New election means Labour win a majority. Every single lefty in the country will vote Labour. We've spent the past couple of months believing Labour would be crushed, so all the socialists and hippies voted LibDem, Green, independent. Now they'll vote Labour.

This could still end up being the most banterous election ever if a Tory government led by Boris propped up by the DUP and other unionist party demand a hard Brexit with no deal top kek

>>129120194
>Diane Abbott as Home Secretary
Didn't you hear Diane Abbott is dying she ain't gonna be doing much but pushing up daisies in a year of two.

>>129120599
>another 10 years of labour

im off,

this just pushes me to based america

EXIT POLL HAS BEEN UPDATED

EXIT POLL UPDATED.

TORIES NOW PREDICTED 322.

>labour will get elected
>economy will collapse

it was brexit!

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>>129120168
Not just the west. Geun-Hye and Rousseff as well.

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>>129120555

888 votes
555 post

omg

Estimation adjusted but still not a majority for tories

>>129119636
>leaving the EU will stop the flow of subhumans
>socialism is good

>Corbyn's absurdly autistic entrance
This is going to be your new PM?

the UK was a mistake

If a strong Tory majority was needed for a "soft" Brexit wouldn't be a hung parliament mean the "hardest" Brexit possible?

THOUSAND YEAR COMMIE STATE

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>>129120362
>tfw Bob Marley's dad was white
>tfw he abandoned him when he was young
>tfw he hated whites because of it

So, who is going to replace May when she retires tomorrow?

She cannot survive this blunder

>>129120692
Faggot

>Lib Dem won't coalition with anyone, no deals
>impossible to form a majority government

Will they stick to that?

>>129120687
Well yeah there is that, but the Tories had fucking nothing at all. They were far too arrogant and didn't think they'd have to win people over.

>>129120565
Kek

>>129120692

feck off lad,

the tripfag has been doing them all night

>>129120432
Look at the US. 60% white. Any sign of a race war? No, they all love multiculturism now.

>>129120395
Could try offering something people actually want other than sucking big boy rich dick?

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ugh old people voting leave fucking our economy thanks a lot

hi, my name is jeremy corbyn and i will give you free shit

consider my vote yours

>>129120692

Stop threadsplitting, you daft cunt.

>There are actually people in this thread holding onto relics like nationalism and monarchy and capitalism

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gotta spoil your ballot. only way to win is not playing

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>>129119101
so, is bbc fake news?
when will those kikes are gonna evolve above their ego...

ANGUS OUT

SNP BTFO

So it's true what they: June really is the end of May.

Dumb bitch called an election to consolidate power (80 seat majority expected) to fucking lose the majority and get a hung parliament. She's toast.

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>>129120784
>not understanding the NHS.
>Worshipping this man and his attempt to privatise air and your bumhole

>>129120805

Nah lad he didn't hate whites.

>>129120305
Yeah. I don't think it's a very good system though. Surprised she lasted as Home Secretary, she was absolutely fucking useless at the job. And look at the collection of winners waiting in the wings to take over.

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>>129119316
Please by true I hate that cunt

ANGUS ROBERTSON IS OUT

GOOD NEWS AT LEAST THAT AUSTIIC SCREECHING SNP GOT BTFO