this is a real John McCain tweet

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he is dead within three years. his mind is gone and he is lost. his last impression on the voting public is one of confusion, incoherence, and weakness.

i hate this lizard, but i can empathize enough with him to realize he needs to make his exit pronto. his mind is gone. his legacy is tied to his mind.

>>129117960
>How do you do fellow Arizonans? Don't you love watching Arizona Diamondbacks baseball and chomping down and a nice delicious bean burrito?

I wanna know what kind of snapchats he does, or receives

>>129117960
digits and he is out in less of a month

>>129121766
checked. don't be a tease and deliver.

>>129121766
F

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>>129121766
this thread is blessed, start wishing things!

>>129121766
Nice

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>>129121766
This is delicious.

>>129119799
Yea, we heard that 8 years ago. It never happened

>>129121766
digits and he is out in less than a week

>>129117960
Jesus christ man just retire already

>>129117960

No Problemo, Senator McCain! You gotta give the guest workers time to catch up with your nuanced ideas on American interests.

>>129121766
welp

>>129121766
Don't tease me like this de gea

>>129121766
Checked

Old Man McCain out past his bedtime

>>129121766
YES! Replace that old cunt with a democrat for all I care, just fucking get him out!

>>129121766

Digits confirm's

Digits says within half a month

>>129117960
>my questions are going over people's heads
>I'll get more sleep so you simpletons can understand me

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>>129121766
kek has willed it

>>129117960
GET THAT MAN AN MRI

>>129117960

>game was basically over in the 7th
>staying up late for it

Get your shit together Stolen Valor McCain

>>129122810

Off by one

Kek must be trying to tell me something. I am too low on the estimate. I correct my prediction to two weeks and five days.

Digits get.

so was this a case of 'i was just pretending to be retarded!', '2 deep 4 u', or 'too intelligent to win'???

>>129117960
Yeah, maybe fucking not. If I fucked up as bad as he did and my excuse was that I stayed up late the night before watching sports, I'd lose my fucking job.

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Ha he couldn't even remember who our prime minister was

>>129121766
I believe

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>>129122499
welp welp

>>129121766
He's going down with the pedos and human traffickers.

>>129123166
Oh fuck,
Praise kek!

g-g-guys i feel bad n-now can i cancel my wish?

no digits and i cancel it!

>>129117960

Dude was incoherent as fuck.

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>>129123044
checked

rolling he drops dead in 3 years

>>129123389

Too high. Correct and repredict.

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>>129123307
My ID: cum

noice

PRESIDENT COMEY

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>>129123553
2 years 7 mo

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He was confused, and people are giving him a lot of shit. I have seen some of the niggers in congress ask the most ignorant clearly stupid questions that could ever be asked and nobody says dick and donuts.

I don't like John McCain, but he was trying to do the right thing today, and had an old man moment. When I see a headline asking if Cynthia McKinney is smart enough to hold elected office I'll worry about Songbird.

We've had guys that were being kept alive by machines in the wheelchairs for fucks sake.

FUCK

>>129123389
too low.
he dies THIS year.

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>dinosaurs like McCain are going senile.

YES. IT IS THE TIME FOR THE MEME GENERATION TO CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT.

>>129117960

Lol this was the main thing I got from the comey thing. McCain is done.

If staying up late makes you this loopy and fucked you shouldn't be in politics.

Like his questions legit made no sense and his speaking sounded like he was a stroke survivor

Finally all sides of the political spectrum can agree with something

>>129123768

2 years 5 months 3 days

>>129121766

deliver anon

Dbacks? Sounds like a euphemism for gay porn.

>>129123925
He's beem death since his visit to Antartica, this it's the body double.

>>129121766
Please, Kek, make this happen.

>>129123873
the boomers will have nuked the world before then

>>129123925
alright. originally off by one. im rolling for 11 years. final authority confirmed by digits.

>>129123925

Oh fug. Even sooner?

McCain croaks 2 years 1 month.

>>129124083

Someone ask Mike 'i swear I'm not gay' pence.

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>>129122499
ill double check

>>129123841

His questions made no sense at all. Clinton emails being tied to Russian collusion, muh double standards.

>>129124184
hmm.. 1 year 1 mo

>>129124184

Final prediction.

2 years 3 months 10 days

>>129117960
>old senile man blaming others for his short comings
I hate this faggot

>>129117960
>John McCain
>Snapchat
Ew

>>129124483
2 weeks. Cap this

>>129124365

Fuck I'm still too low.

2 years 4 months 10 days

>>129124483
>>129124483
2 weeks. Cap this post

"president comey"

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>>129121766
It is written.

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>>129121766
I hope the Songbird of Hanoi dies painfully.

where can i watch the whole thing?

>>129119799
Isn't him mother still alive??

clearly he was high as shit on opioids.

>>129117960
Doddering. Old. Fool.

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>>129117960
damn his mummy looks younger than him

did his mom had him at 15?

>>129127277
Checked

OD's this month

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>tfw to intelligent too make your questions make sense

>>129121766
What does it mean tho?

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guys its obvious, he leaves office because he dies. i.e. in a month when he leaves, he leaves dead

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>>129121945

In the name of Kek, Trump's neoconservative enemies McCain and Lindsey Graham will be politically destroyed, insh'kek.

>>129127899

Ilumenatti immortality confirmed

t.105

>>129128224
OD's tonight

>>129123044
Shit dude

And it'll turn out his wife is cheating

>>129132412
Hmm off by one. Daughter cheating on husband with black man?

>>129121766
>"president comey"
Yea, he's done.

>>129117960
What's the little yellow ghosty thing for his picture? I've seen a lot of people have that. Is it a social media thing? Like standing with cemeteries? Seriously, I have no idea

>>129117960
totally incoherent. Here is what I think he was trying to suggest. Why did the FBI close the email case if they are still investigating Russian hacking. Isn't a real possibility that the Russians hacked hillary's poorly secured server?

>>129121766
S

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>>129117960
Digits and he gets raepd by a gook

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>>129135285
Reroal

>>129135421
You gotta be fucking kidding me

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>>129121766
Witnessed

>divine providence

>>129121766
He is dead checkem

>>129121766
F

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>>129121766
>"Senator, your time is over."
Truer words have never been spoken

>>129121766
nice

http://archive.is/S6vAI

>>129117960
>President Comey

>>129123873
Operation Pepe is a go. We stealth takeover the government on every level it's brilliant.

Step 1. We run for office, civil service.

Step 2. Take over key positions.

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Profit.

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>>129120852
About ten years ago I sat behind him at a public event. Honestly, even then he looked like something out of Hellboy.

I salute the walking dead for the desire to serve the public, I only urge them to take the dirt nap that nature wishes to bestow them

>>129121766
I hope so

t. Arizonan

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>>129117960
Comedy (((Goldschmidt)))

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>>129117960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7Qt4bV0B8

>>129136701
nigga that's called a job

>>129137112
what is your pic supposed to mean, and why are there red lines and circles around Joe Rogan?

McCain will live long after World is dead.

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>>129117960

Qatar happening within 24 hours !

>>129123841
it's not even that his questions being retarded, he was having trouble putting together full sentences, and he kept calling Trump Comey, it was just bizarre to watch

>>129136932
I'll never understand why your state keeps electing this guy ffs

or why SC keeps electing Lindsey Graham. both those fools have gotta be replaced

Trump will call him a quitter at his funeral

Digis confirm

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>>129121766
Praise Kek.

>>129133765
isn't it a slapshat icon?

>>129132499
Lol!

>>129128344
>To Smart

McCain will never die. He made a pact with Satan

He's like Obediah Hakeswill from the Sharpe books. He can't die. I wish it weren't so. Dude is right bastard. Left his first wife while she was in the hospital.

>watching tucc
>diamond casinos at the bottom right
>can't tell if those are pedo triangles

can someone zoom in

>>129117960
I got the impression he was trying to ask Comey why they weren't investigating the Clinton campaign since the investigation was officially on Russian interference on the election and not limited to just one side or the other

>>129136843
yeah.. not gonna happen

his mother is still alive

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>>129117960


some jew staffer came up with that.

he was coming close to 'word salad'

he also belongs at the end of a rope for arming fucking Al Qaeda to overthrow assad for his Zio masters.

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Praise Kek, and check'em

>>129117960
on an unrelated note, why does every senator have that snapchat thing in their profile pic?

>>129138473
>>>129136932
>I'll never understand why your state keeps electing this guy ffs
>or why SC keeps electing Lindsey Graham. both those fools have gotta be replaced


this

mccain and graham are pelosi and maxine walters tier retarded shills

>>129142398
so they can reach out to hipster faggots and deliver propaganda directly to their snapchats
they can follow him by taking a pic of it with SC

>>129142021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=venjywFSaTY

>>129142677
>so they can reach out to hipster faggots and deliver propaganda directly to their snapchats
>they can follow him by taking a pic of it with SC

omg i finally have a desire to make a snapchat just to get weird neo-cuck mccain shitposts directly to my phone

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>>129119799
He's Crash McCain regardless.

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Do you feel the ENERGY in here?
Get CHARGED and WAKE UP
There is so much we need to accomplish
Drink some water, do some pushups, eat a healthy snack
GET READY

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Time for old Johnny to punch out!

>>129143018
we must reach out into everything

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>this thread.

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>>129126442
>his mother is 105 years old
>John Mccain's mother is one of the oldest people living rn

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>>129121766
digits and his daughter's nudes leak

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>>129143351
This is definitely a "praise kek" kind of thread

praise kek

McCain is the only vote I regret in my life, this fucker does nothing but act as the token Republican against Republicans for the media to trot out when they want to pretend there's some bipartisan consensus on an issue.

Also back in 2008 when he ran for president the media and the democrats claimed he would be dead by now, this is one of those times I kind of wish they had been right.

>>129121945
Ramadan happenings to CNN, NYT, WaPo HQ

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who fucking votes for these people?

>>129119799
He's fagged out.

>>129117960
>Stayed up too late watching baseball
I believe him. And I usually don't believe anything that fraud says.

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HERE'S THE VIDEO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFV82iI33wU
HERE'S THE VIDEO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFV82iI33wU
HERE'S THE VIDEO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFV82iI33wU

>>129149915
arizona is full of boomers and illegal aliens

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>>129121766

It's about time.

>>129139481
You have exposed yourself fool. The article is satire and the misspelling is on purpose. Hence
>The daily intelligencer

>>129146073

At least you can see things more clearly now, anon.

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>>129121945
I wish the tories can form a working gov't and HARD Brexit away from the EU

anons.... I brought up mcain about 20 minutes ago in /sg/.
Have you noticed the similarity between mcain and pence? when they talk?

>>129117960
My integers confirm that based McCain won't die for a long long time.

>>129117960
>I-i was just tired g-g-guys.

>>129152266
>implying that's what they want

Tories are traitorous scum like all other parties

>>129122305
Digits and he strokes in 2 weeks

>>129153639
F

>>129121945
hoping to fuck your hot latina mom; Kek do not abandon me .. rolls

>>129121766
someone make this into a strobing gif and tweet it to him

>>129119799
>his mind is gone and he is lost.
Nope, he's still very sharp 99% of the time.
BTW, normal people would die from the workload and tress of a politician. Those people are special.

>>129156498
What workload? Telemarketing to rich donors four hours a day, sitting in session listening to prepared speeches maybe 10 hours every few days, promoting themselves.
It's work that would be better off banned.