/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ADAM HOURS EDITION

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>>129117055
>younger male black neighbor caught him going through the garage

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>>129117690
>homeless male black playing with himself

>young male blacks burning something unknown

>>129118643
>male black was smoking crack on the bus

>>129117055

amazing

If tonight is going to be anything like today, then it's going to be good.

>>129121681

How was it during the day? i'm tempted to start listing on my phone at work.

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Damn starting out strong tonight, Roberts.

>>129117055
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

Got us a shooting already.

>>129121681
Adam have a rough day?

Good morning Roberts.

>>129121914
It depends on what you're interested in. During the day lots of odd things happen but little gang-related stuff. But it's really good, just not as glamorous.

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>>129117055
Great pic

>>129122065
heat wave is sweeping the northern plains, will last throughout the weekend. It's gonna be fun

Evening, Roberts. Have we gotten a body count for last night yet?

Shots fired, gents. Shots fired, two male blacks running.

>>129117055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2xRmPfXZrw
posted this late in robert hours last night, but this is the last time i'm posting it.

the pictures you dudes do night in and night out is pretty great. watch the vid or don't, but keep on keeping on.

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>>129123741

I'm sure they didn't do anything wrong and are just running because of systemic racism.

Also, some entertainment for ye Adams and Roberts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgwixCv3Cc

>55 year old suicidal male
>unknown weapons

>>129125132

Probably a hair pick.

>>129124124
the system always holdin a brutha down

>heard four shots
>then he fell to the ground

F

>heard 4 shots

>>129125224
Never forget the Jimmy Johns suicidal

>female black putting hands on a man in a wheelchair

>50 year old black female putting hands on man in wheelchair

Just finished pumping iron in the garage, Roberts. Love how comfy these threads are. Keep up the good work and always check your keys, gents.

>>129124022
Pretty cool.

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We Thought They Were White

An African-American Apologizes for Misattributed Perceptions of White Racism Against Blacks Perpetrated by Jews

http://wethoughttheywerewhite.weebly.com

>10 male and female blacks getting ready to fight

Oh boy, this is gonna be fuckin good

Lol some nigger is flooding some guy in is apartment

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>>129125872
>niglets throwing fireworks without any adult supervision

As if adult supervision was ever going to be an option

>>129126396
Every nigger cook out turns out this way

>>129126396

I wish I had a live stream of it. it must just be unintelligible chimping.

>8 male hispanics throwing up gang signs and throwing bottles at traffic

>>129126874

Just normal behavior.

>>129123741
Running to their SAT prep class right?

>>129126695
AYE YO MUH FUGGA DO SOMETHING MUTHA FGUGGA WHAT MUTH FUGGA YOU A BITCH ASS NIGGA MUH FUGGA. Probaly something like that.

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Checking in for RRH. Good evening Roberts

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>>129117055
Nigga Pls..

>Sach's 5th Avenue male black stealing items
>heading to restroom

>male black stole 2 cars, 1 car with a baby in it

I need a quick rundown.

>>129128137
Just keep listening, the later into the night the more niggers and fun comes up

>>129128137

Every green text in the thread is going to be something heard over the scanner so far tonight

>>129128137
Not a whole lot has happened. Just a few shootings and fights. The best is yet to come as the night goes on

>female in a wheelchair having complications from leg amputation
>shaking and crying

This one cop I can't fucking hear he sounds so distant I heard him say something about taco bell

>>129128137
listen and be glad you're not in chicago

>>129128647

Christ how recent was the amputation? Did she lose it getting pulled into a sewer?

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>>129118643
>>homeless male black playing with himself


Never change, Chicago.

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>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>129128872
Yeah same, he sounds kinda retarded, imo.

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>bouncer mad because of no Snickers bar

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>>129129806

That can't be real?

>>129129305
Our man count, he has returned

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>>129129806

I love the fact that noise complaint is just a party that is slowly getting bigger. Earlier in the night it was just 2 people smoking.

>foot chase
>foot chase
>foot chase

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>>129129977

Welcome to African America.

I'm going to tune out, I'll be back in a few hours. 10/4

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>>129129806

>>129129806
Yeah that's a psyop. Look for the clues. The judge and the journalists are smiling as if they were making fun of you. That's how they roll. Another important clue are numbers.

Can I get a quick rundown on these threads. Dafuq u do?

>>129131373
Just listen little stories end up playing out.

>>129131373
Sit back and enjoy the scanner and what Chicago's finest have to put up with on a nightly basis

>15 males and females drinking, smoking in front of a house

I see some Tyrone has been frugal with their gibs so far this month.

>>129128647
seriously wtf'd at that one

>>129117055
This post is extremely insensitive to the good black males of Chicago and the rest of the world. You shouldn't make things to hurt people's feelings. Especially traditionally oppressed people.

We can do better. Come on people

Man domestic disturbances are fucking freaky.

>>129128647
Literally shaking

>>129132868
Male Black could do a lot better. He chooses not to.

>two males armed with guns
>hispanic gangbangers
>large group fighting

Male White pissing.

>>129132868
Also Male Black is no way representative of every single african american. Male Black is a stereotype. AAAnd he's urinating from the third floor with spashes reaching the caller's property.

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>urinating from the third floor

yo...hol up. It's raining down hyea

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>>129133913
>Also Male Black is no way representative of every single african american

No he kind of is.

SUVs: 1
Motorcycles: 0

Home invasion.

>>129134149
He definitely is.

Anyone else listening to this with friends or family? We all do it every night.

>she found a phone
>it rang and she picked it up
>people started cursing at her
>they GPSed the phone and are now in her house tearing things up

>>129134474
Dumb bitch stole a phone and about to get her ass beat.

>>129134149
>>129134381
No he's not. Capisci amico mio?

>>129134474
One of my favorites yet. Just the sheer improbability of it all

>tryin' to drive a white chevy

no luck tho'

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>>129132868
God, you re right... male black dined nuffin

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>FIFTEEN
>FIFTEEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>>129134681
chicago has its own breed, but every dog barks, mario.

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>8-10 shots

>>129134681

Check out crime in affluent black neighborhoods (a few exist). It's higher than any of their counterparts from any race.

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Its heating up now, fellas. God protect the brave Roberts as they confront Male Black and his counterpart/rival Male Hispanic.

>>129124022
socrates youre shit is usually awesome. i dont comment on your vids though because thatd be fucking gay so figured id tell you here.

>male black with a ponytail
haven't heard that one before

>male offender is on the roof urinating
>again

Dudes pissing everywhere.

>>129135439
I think its the same one

Raining piss again

I listen on my phone with an app. Pretty cool to have almost every police fire and ems frequency you ever wanted to listen to on one app.

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>>129135439
>>129135520
>>129135584

He must have been holding it for awhile.

>male Arabic lost and confused

>male arab
>green shirt
>looks confused

hey we got a 7 Eleven Robert

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>shots fired

Kumar is in trouble

>Mr. Kumar robbed in the lobby by 8 male blacks
>10-12 years old
>some in their 20s

Jesus Christ.

>this game is ova'

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>>129129305

Yo Shot spotter is a sick piece of tech.

>>129129806
Why hasn't that nigger been shot?

Where are the good old boys when you need them?

STAND BY FOR SHIFT CHANGE!

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>standby fo' the shift change

Real Robert Hours

>>129137517
You know its lit when the late night Roberts are on the prowl

>female bleeding from both wrists

>>129137731
her mixtape isn't lit enuf

what the fuck was that noise just then my ears

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>>129117055
>the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve

>>129137731
>be black female
>fail at school
>fail at job
>fail at family
>fail at life
>fail at suicide
remember kids, its "down the river", not "across the street"

>>129138166
WE WUZ REAPERS AN SHIEET

>>129138313
One of my drill sgts gave a class about how to properly kill yourself after two people failed to pull it off while in basic. This lesson material was covered at length

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>>129138313

>>129135603
RIP pieces. We wasted a good heart for you.

>punched the car then sat on the hood

>>129138651
>two people failed to pull it off while in basic.

Basic can't be THAT bad. Why did they join in the first place?

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>>129139587
Do you think the car had it coming?

>bonafide strongarm robbery

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Evenin' Roberts.

>>129139865
basic isn't that hard.....after you have graduated and you look back on it. at the time, it's the most fucking miserable experience of your life.

>>129139865
Its not, lots of autistic retards join who literally are good for nothing but McDonalds or some very isolated career path well suited too their lack of social ability.

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>>129122065

Theme for this pic and thread:
They call him the Demolition Man.

https://youtu.be/2Lvf9wr7lbk

Good evening Roberts, how goes it tonight? Anything particularly happening yet?

>>129141792
Party Blowing up and Male pisser keeps pissing over everything.

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REAL ROBERT ROLE CALL!

>>129140719

Do you just wonder about Chicago at night? Do you conceal carry?

>>129142334
Lol nice

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>>129139366

Two, he had already rejected one by not taking the medication as prescribed. 40 million of these useless shitskins is the reason we haven't colonized the solar system yet.

Without niggers and spics you'd have minimum half an hour of dead silence between calls on this scanner.

>Robert is looking for a car. 2002 chevy color Blaaack.

>>129143319
>Without niggers and spics you'd have minimum half an hour of dead silence between calls on this scanner.

And a budget surplus.

>hit and run
>nissan with black male driving
>victim refused EMS

>>129142382
No, just me on my way to work downtown. Also, I cannot confirm nor deny that I carry. Especially on public transit.

>>129143918
But you would have no diversity and equality.

>>129145545

The horror.

Male black
Appears to be (disturbed)?
Throwing things at passing cars

>34 year old
>stabbed in the head and ear

F

>>129146186
F

>>129146186
this. also
>midget mexicans running around firing guns in a gun free city.

>>129146415
And paco wonders why he has to go back.

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MALE WHITE RARE

>>129145662
Better than shooting at random passing cars like he did the other day. Can you imagine going to the car repair shop and ask them to fix bullet holes on your car?

>>129146873

I heard male Arabic earlier

SUPER RARE
U
P
E
R

R
A
R
E

>>129146873
light skinned hispanic. They get lumped into white people's statistics too.

>>129147029
I don't know if it's the same guy but hours ago Male Arabic was seen shoving Female Arabic into his car.

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FTW 2SCOOPS

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>sure it was not a goat?

>maybe they're going to bring out the segways again

It's SEGWAY TIME

>>129147014
>Y..yeah, I was just driving through Chicago at night...

>>129148111
I hope they do so Male Black will steal one and there will be a big segway chase with Male Black in the lead.

bitch got stabbed.

>51 year old male stabbed
>female offender

>>129148415
it's likelier than you think, some inner city car mechanics are MALE HISPANIC that won't blink an eye
>now if you stand there pissing your pants thinking you gotta explain shit, then you won't shut the fuck up when they lace your car with crack

wooo roaming gangs of white supremacist violence.

>>129147273

Honor killing would be a new bingo tile.

>male and female attempted to rob another male

Seriously Tyrone you had one job

>they were fighting
>a male was stabbed and fell to the ground

>>129150950

Working in an emergency room in Chicago must be hell

>>129124022
very nice. do more.

Knock knock knocking on the complainant's door.

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evening, Roberts

>>129151199
Only if you care about humans. Otherwise you should be grateful Male Black and a democatic major are bringing you so much business.

>>129124022
Very nice. Subbed

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>>129152584
Evening Robert, thanks for the image.

Long time listener of /cpd/ first time poster, do we have a discord?

>riding a tricycle in the alley

Did I hear that right?

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>>129153217
no problem - it's amazing how much great OC has been made for these threads

>>129154084
Yes riding along cars with lights on.

kek < this one
kek
kek

Struggling to stay awake, Roberts. I'm just too damn comfy.

Rain is starting.

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whut tamara be complainin bout

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>>129154609
you can go to bed, Robert - male black will do lots more on Friday and Saturday

>>129155278

Keep it bumped, Robert.

>male hispanic beating a female

Rookie asking dispatch for a detective on an unlocked car with no one around
>How long is a while dispatch?
>Uh, it's going to be a while.. they're investigating shootings, stabbings, and other things

Woman hit by a train?

>caller says girl hit by a train but caller dosent know from where.
tf

>>129155918
Just "F", no "T"

>>129156044
tf
the fuck

Probably what he meant

>>129156230
this

>>129156230
I know that, Robert. Just making a joke.

>a drone is hovering

My dad and uncle are Chicago cops AMA

Hello Roberts - how's everyone tonight?

>they tried to carjack another vehicle
>ended up striking a female

>>129156875
What's the job of your dad and uncle?

>>129156875
who touched you first/best?

evening, roberts
how much male black rioting over the uk election results so far tonight? a lot?

>>129159489
Our MALE BLACKs probably don't know there's an election m8.

Drunk black, think he will pull a knife Roberts?

>>129154609
Loop this, and sleep tight, Robert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw

Fucking black males escorting white wimminz.

>>129161930
Max comfy

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Good Morning Roberts, bought a pin from /cpd/ memorials ebay link on there site and i gotta say it looks sweet on my hat

>>129161241
or a gun

Sheboon trying to neck herself lads, how do we help?

Why is is quiet

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>>129165645

niggers are blasting music?

1:55Am, ima head to bed. Goodnight Roberts.

>>129165681
I've been wondering the same thing, and on friday night something is fishy

>>129165952
Good night Robert, sleep comfy

>>129165860
must be (c)rap music

Evening to any Roberts left

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>>129166324
Evening Robert

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>BATTERY!

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>pharmacy break in
SMASHING!

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>2 gun shot wounds
AH AH AH

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>vehical break in
SMASHING!

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>shots fired, unknown number
>one dead nigger
AH AH AH

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>nigger attempting to break in to a bank
SMASHING!

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>Domestic Battery!

>stolen ID

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>possible abduction

>Child abuse
sad

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>another domestic battery

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> shots fired but no number yet
AH AH AH

>intoxicated female in the grass
>shes not speaking

I am wore out trying to keep up the details any other Roberts still out there?

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>Deportation!

>woman says bf pushed her out
>siting by her green van in the corner

>suspicious person outside of house

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> 2 niggers trying to break in to a car
I'M OUT OF THORNBERRYS!

>suspicious auto, grey
>2 niggers

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>45 shots fired!
AH AH AH

>??? 13 times

/cpd/ dring Robert hours is the ultimate comfy.

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>battery!
I AM OUT OF HETFIELDS!

>>129171374
>>129171430
I missed it, did they actually say niggers?

Do they ever actually say niggers?

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indeed, good to see i am not the only one left though

they said black male, but black males are niggers

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>>129172101
I will always be here for you, Robert

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>>129172212
Thanks Robert :)

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>3-4 shots fired
AH AH AH

>noise complaint in apepartment

>calling for back up at apepartment

>loud music in cars on a parking lot

>ANOTHER BATTERY!
I AM OUT OF TALICA IMAGES!

>Possible dead body

>no body found

Did they catch the guy robbing ATMs with an Obama Mask?

>amber lamps escort

>>129173212
yes

>assault in progress
>strange yelp on the scanner

>5 gangbangers throwing rocks

Haven't heard anything in 2 minutes. Did MALE BLACK conquer the city?

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>6 shots fired
AH AH AH

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I can imagine Robert is not looking forward to all these domestic violence calls.

>>129165681
>>129165960
>>129173670
I knew shit was gonna go down, its been every thing but the storm drain nigger and nigger faggots

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>black male
>inappropriately touching himself

I wonder what he was looking at...

>>129173798
Indeed

>>129173918
kek

>>129173709
I remember reading some german news article
about police shooting some drugged nigger who
attacked them, and his number of gunshot wounds
was divisible by six, hearty keks were had.

>father
>male child
this is gonna be fucked up

>>129171945
No, dipshit. At my work if you curse over the radio, you're fired. I imagine the only time Robert can get away with cursing on air is when they're in mortal danger and even then saying nigger will probably get you a request for a quiet resignation.

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>>129174204
Top Kek

>domestic

flip flops nigga, ain't no stoppin him

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>>129171945
>>129174234
hes right you know

>loud music
>white vehicle
>disturbing the peace

>man trying to beat and rape female caller
must be the "religion of peace"

>drunk female on bike

Decent night tonight

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>dispatcher says "just like prince charming"

>>129175072
lotta action tonight

>man threating suicide
>50y/o intoxicated seeing things
>nigger loitering

>male beating up female on the corner

>invalid drivers licence

Who let the dogs out

>woman located at cvs
>music disturbance
>on kill born
>another disterbance on north keneth
>who let the dogs out played over scanner
you cant make this shit up

>man robbed and assaulted by 3 niggers with a knife

Wizard of Oz witch. Wtf

whats male black's endgame?

>2 female black suspects
>suspicious vehicle

>>129176115
hard to tell what goes on in a niggers small brain

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Top kek, Oz-zie shitposting.

>male on a bike
>domestic on 27 woods
>white t-shirt

>>129176426
>black
prove me wrong

>help needed with prisoner
>burglary on north roswell

>>129176591
I garentee it

>bike abandoned in the ally

>>129176426
>>129176591
>>129176758
>>129176863
same bike

>>129140719
Damn dude I wouldnt roam Chicago at night

>traffic hazard

>male black
>another break in
i a have been out of thornberrys for a while now

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Its the bike nigger hes been caught!

>armed robbery at south western

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later Roberts heres tonights image iwould have made more but i had to keep track of the details tonight, sleep comfy and remember to check your keys