OH SHIT TUCKER NO
TUCKER NO
TKO
What an incredible damage control
>>129115733
Kurt found hanging from the rafters in ten days
KEK!!!
LINK SOURCE VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN5vU2iFnm4
>>129115733
>called hentai "creepy"
NORMIE ALERT! TUCKER IS NOT (NOT!) """/OURGUY/"""!!!
>>129118426
Hentai is creepy. Ecchi is okay.
>>129118426
I don't see how hentai is /pol/
>>129118576
>>129118699
fucking traitors. worse than pizzacancer.
>>129117880
>sharp eyed internet users
>hardcore japanese cartoon pornography (it exist)
My sides
>>129117880
As if you couldn't just google tentacle porn and have hundreds of images come up. (Responding for a friend)
>>129118426
bullshit. Tucker is very /POL/
>>129118810
Most Japanese porn is creepy, anon. Cartoon or otherwise.
>>129119122
You indeed can. Images.google com has plenty of it
>>129115733
>that pic
>Self immolated
Kek
Original picture.
Anyway, I don't see if there is anything wrong with what he did. If he was watching this stuff, I'm sure tab name would be way hardcore
>>129118175
>>129119630
So he had hentai on a tab for over 8 hours?
>>129119753
Wait what, did he?
>>129119921
the text was at 11:59 am and the tweet in pic 2 was at 8 something pm
>>129119618
Of course. That's what makes his "I couldn't find any so I ended up here" so bullshit.
Funny as hell though.
He was actually caught with CP and said it was for "research". Needless to say, this guy is a sick puppy.
I don't understand, why do people think he should be ashamed for looking at porn?
>>129117880
Is Kurt for real or some alt-right plant created to make the left look bad? This is where I start thinking how bad the extremes are - on both sides.
>>129117880
s a v a g e
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>>129120641
If he was just looking at porn it would be fine, but he's pulling the "The computer got a virus and I got scared so my pants fell down!" routine.
>>129115733
I was only trying to help ;_;
>>129120641
your gif pretty much answers the question sven
>>129118175
What BS. Who calls their kids their "adult sons".
>>129121020
If he had just not responded at all, this would have blown over by now. Why skilled wrongdoers like the clin-tohns will smile and say "thank you, have a nice day" if you accuse them of wiping out a whole village.
>>129117880
holy fuck, it really happened.
best timeline.
>>129117880
Holy shit Tucker's producers have to lurk here
>>129119246
Yup, he is a retard.
>>129121147
You can rest easy knowing that because you are blocked, he must have seen your helpful post.
>>129119630
>distance
Good taste.
>>129118699
Welcome to 4chan, kiddo.
Happy summer, senpai, it'll be a long one.
>>129117880
L
M
A
O
>>129121020
It's sad that public figures feel the pressure to pretend that they aren't human.
>>129121332
How so?
>>129115733
>>129117880
>HARDCORE
>JAPANESE
>CARTOON
>PORNOGRAPHY
>*raises eyebrows* It exists!
my sides
>>129119630
>Tucker Carlson's Downward Spiral
HAHAHAHAHAHA Kikenwald is obsessed
>>129118426
hentai is creepy, boyo.
>>129117880
>When your nemesis fucking reports on your big breast impregnation facesitting hentai fetish.
Fucking Savage.
>>129117437
Whole family was watching, pervs.
>>129117880
>Tucker doesn't really roast him
>instead he pleads everyone to stop Kurt Eichenwald from tweeting again to save his dignity
Class act. I love the TUCC
>Claims he was trying to prove tentacle porn exists.
>Doujin he was looking at didn't even have tentacles in it.
>He was on a specific page of it too.
>>129115733
Please, please ask him;
>Given your history and brush with the criminal justice system for being the admin of a child abuse and child pornography trading website, do you think it's wise to maintain an interest in online pornography, even if in this situation what you were looking at is legal in selected countries?
lurt eichenwald exposed as leader of the alt-right
>>129119753
Well it's 212 pages long. He had to make sure each and every page did not contain a hint of tentacle porn, I don't blame him
>>129117880
Holy kek hahahahaha
This is the best time line
You all better thank baby jesus
KURT ECCHIWALD
VS
RICK WIFESON
HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ROCK
I hope he really does kill himself so that at lease /ourguy/ has something to smile about when being raped in prison by bubba.
Although I don't remember what punishment he got, was it jail?
>>129117437
At least it's better than the "muh undercover research" excuse he gave the FBI after he was arrested for running a child sexual trafficking ring.
>>129117880
Christ, I haven't had so much second hand embarrassment since that whole Manti Te'o fake girlfriend thing.
>>129118175
Google "fake text message generator"
>>129122461
I guess h-hillary s-supporters masturbate to a-a-anime too...
>>129119246
He's a civic nationalist.
>>129119630
I cant read those tabs, is it because of my phone? Or the pic isnt HQ?
>>129122248
B-chiku is pretty good desu
>Get caught with hentai tab open
>Oh I was just looking for tentacle porn
Could you have made things any worse ?
I fapped to Kurts Dojin today... Big breast impregnation fetish... nice.
>>129118426
Hentai IS creepy. That's what makes it fappable.
>>129122569
Trafficking ring? I don't remember hearing about this. I thought he was just caught looking at CP?
>>129122926
>with my kids
>>129117880
>that slow fucking zoom in on his face from 0:40 to 1:00 with "KURT EICHENWALD CAUGHT LOOKING AT PORN" at the bottom of the screen
HOLY FUCKING SHIT TUCKER, STOP. MY SIDES CANT TAKE MUCH MORE.
YFW BIG ANIME TIDDIES PUBLICLY HUMILIATED A LEFTIST JOURNALIST
Rule34 of Kirked getting gagged and penetrated by tentacles
How hard is it when people manipulate google? If someone google tentacle porn then Eichenwald picture would come up.
>>129119630
The issue is he's the one who made fun of internet Trump supporters by saying they jerk off to anime.
>>129121147
>>129119122
This
Or the wikipedia article.
Also that hentai he has up isn't even tentacle porn.
What a retard.
>>129120641
Because it makes him a hypocrite.
What kind of loser looks at CARTOON fucking PORN?
Man what a pathetic fuc... what am I doing with my life
>>129117880
Anybody got that face in the end?
Does Distance have a twitter? He needs to know he temporarily has become e-famous.
>>129122775
Open picture in new tab, and zoom it, it's blurry but you can see it.
>>129122612
I know those things exist, I don't believe it, but I'm just presenting posts by him, so people can get idea what's going on.
>>129117437
Think about the conversation he must have had with his wife today.
Um babe, I got caught beating the meat to cartoon porn. Just play along please.
>>129123147
He didn't that was Rick Wilson.
>>129117880
> HARDCORE JAPANESE CARTOON PORNOGRAPHY
>convince my wife tentacle porn existed
>couldn't find any
How it possible not to find tentacle porn in this day and age?
>>129123544
Yeah I got them mixed up, all these talking head are too similar.
>>129121420
he did that to make sure the public didn't think he was looking at porn with his underage children, but the fool didnt understand that its a dead giveaway for how fake that conversation was
>>129122775
phones sucks, anon. I guess since you're just a phone poster you wouldn't know it but the same thing happens on my g6
>>129117880
tuck browses pol btw
Post pictures of BLOND TOP MODELS who you think would be good sperm and egg donor for the purpose of REGENERATION OF THE WHITE RACE and to give as a gift for other (willing) races so they can UPGRADE THEIR RACE so we can have OONE RAACEE FOOR AALL humans eventually so we can end up JEALOUSY(inferiority) , THE CAUSE OF RACISM and have a real equality by sharing what is desireable and so we must share the blond dna wich we believe is a gift from the gods or nature to mankind to be spread with LOVE. All man desire a white women that's why we must clone them and give them to men of all race or we have to make the sperm available for womens of all races who wants to be part of the white world. Money can also be given to non-white women for having white baby. Many non-white are just non white caucasians but are still caucasian if they love the white race , supports it, help propagate it , defend it. Also you can post image of black/brown women/men who are in fact of caucasian ancestry (50%-75%+ caucasian genes)
All the blonds model that we elect (1000 to 100000) Could be the kings and queens of the white race with the mission to assure order and a return to independance and an uncorrupted democratic system for the white people and all races who wants to be part of the AWO (the other races or nations not interested to join should be left in peace. Ideally every city would work similarly to an ancient Greek city/state/democracy and a blond king would serve as backup in case of chaos and guardian of the direct democracy.
A team should after research the psychological the background of the peoples in the pictures and then offer them the title of kingship in their area.
Did anyone update his wikipage?
DANGER!!!! Evil Jews in charge!!!
https://exhentai.org/g/1069998/972d250ae1/
>>129123005
He was admin of a site in which young boys were selling nudes of themselves.
He was never actually arrested afaik.
>>129117880
>>129117880
>it's real
>it's REAL
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY NO FUCKING WAY
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA my fucking sides
>>129123648
srsly. He isn't fooling anyone. A quick google search can give the fucking HISTORY of the shit
>>129123824
Hahahaha
A new subsection
"Discovery as Tentacle Porn Deviant"
>>129123463
according to https://www.doujinshi.org/browse/author/1429/DISTANCE/
his twitter is
https://twitter.com/DISTANCE_
>>129119630
this is the best timeline
how is this even real
>>129117880
>Pretends he couldn't find any tentacle porn.
>>129123648
>How it possible not to find tentacle porn in this day and age?
Because that was the lie he made up to cover the fact that he was fapping to big breast milfs.
I'm proud of you /pol/. You did this. The photo that exposed him was from /pol/acks sending him jew memes in the mail. And /pol/ always looks at the tabs and found him out.
>>129124029
Eww he finally started with the brown girl meme.
>>129123900
>those comments
holy kek
>>129124254
>Because that was the lie he made up to cover the fact that he was fapping to big breast milfs.
But why would you cover that up, literally no one would find that objectionable aside from the fact that they're drawn.
>>129124321
Anime brown isn't real brown anyway.
>>129120641
>>129115733
kurt is truly /ourguy/
how many famous """political players""" do you guys think that are closet weebs?
>>129117880
How mad is he going to be when he sees this?
>>129118576
>>129118699
>>129122035
>>129122985
>all these newfags
>>129124614
he often used to tell people to go watch cartoons and go to sleep, projecting this much
>>129124952
How do you even have internet?
>>129117880
>MFW its real
>>129118426
Tucker is only into true art.
>>129121907
>How so?
Are you pic related?
>>129124254
I'm actually wondering if Eichenwald was tab gaming because he's a down low /cm/ poster.
He knows what's up.
>>129124952
All Brazilian porn is creepy, too.
>>129119630
female: [bbw] [big ass] [big breast] [bike shorts] [bikini] [blowjob] [defloration] [facesitting] [glasses] [impregnation] [milf] [nakadashi] [schoolgirl uniform] [smell] [stockings] [swimsuit] [teacher] [xray] [yuri]
Ah, a man of taste.
>>129124952
>Being embarassed to front up to your deviant sexual fetishes on 4chan
Dat catholic guilt runs deep Paco.
>>129117437
I'm convinced his "wife" is a sock puppet at this point.
>>129125254
You don't like big wet jungle-booty?
>>129125118
YOU SON OF A BITCH, i stared at it for 20 seconds trying to understand what the hell i was looking at (understanding that it looked like a asshole but that its not )
>>129117880
>tucker hates 2d
Guess im a kurt missle now
>>129117880
What a time to be alive.
>>129122985
It must be really shameful and disheartening to exist as Rick Wilson when the guys who beat off to anime are the real political players and shot callers, and hes just some nobody with his finger up his ass for the next 8 years.
>>129117437
how much better would it have been to just not say anything?
he's a fucking retard
>>129125237
what's with Somalis and ayy lmao head shapes?
>>129125088
>mfw I had dial up until 2006
Do you know how difficult it was to get my hentai back then?
>>129123745
Proofs?
>>129115733
>>129117880
This is amazing.
>>129125480
It's not deviant, it's perfectly normal.
>>129117880
>Kurt is being exploited
that concern trolling
Nothing wrong with tentacle porn.
t.Dr.Octopus
>>129118175
Does he really have a wive and sons?
He lied about Jew Goldenstein and got him arrested, he lied again.
Does he really has a family?
>>129115733
>>129117880
>>129115733
Who the fuck is this and why should I care that he does something that 100% of humans do?
>>129115733
I don't know what's more disturbing,
that he was showing hentai to his kids,
or that Tucker is pretending not to know what hentai is...
>>129126241
Oh damn, I know your pain.. Atleast you have better one now, and can enjoy it
>>129126476
The whole thing is one big troll against Kurt. "He will thank you later on" I lost my shit.
>>129126241
Well, 2D in 3D had to do back then.
>>129125579
UMA
>>129126629
He was Jerking off to tucker Carlson hit piece, Tentacles were just him getting warmed up
>>129126566
kek
>>129117880
dayum
>>129123091
You just need proper SEO and visitors
>>129117880
Cucker coming through with the hardcore concern troll.
I would have just LOLed at the faggot and left it at that.
>>129117880
This timeline lads...its almost too much. Almost.
>mods deleted the other thread
Where's the screenshot of his browser?
I love how his tentacle perversion got exposed because he wanted to show the world some antisemitic leaflet some poltard sent to him.
We are in his head, guys, even in his dreams.
>>129120641
Don't sexualize papi-chan or i'll beat your little boy balls.
This is a centaur breastfeeding a hungry bird.
>no mention of him sending a man to prison for attempted murder for posting a gif
>>129127014
this is petty schoolyard stuff. definitely not enough for a full segment.
>Man looking at porn
This is news? What the fuck
>>129126779
>that face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Wm8sU-2GQ
>>129127287
DO YOU SEE?
DO YOU ALL SEE?
THE POWER OF CHAOS?
>>129127287
He wasn't even looking at tentacle porn, Distance is vanilla as fuck. He brought up tentacles which only makes us think he's into that.
>>129115733
>admits to showing children and wife hentai
>claims he's not a jew
>kikes are driving force behind porn
>kikes love all kinds of various porn and make sure children are raised to think porn is a good thing
>it subverts the goyim's idea of sexuality
>Eichenwald confirmed (((Kichenwald)))
>>129122248
>open google
>type tentacle porn
>near unlimited links
>I couldn't find any
I want this fat faggot to get hit by a bus
>>129126779
Sad.
But I was talking about the butt contests in Brazil. They literally have butt contests.
>>129127331
>clicks thumbnail of tentacle porn
>it's a seizure gif
>paramedics find him frothing and spazing out in his secret room lined floor to ceiling with hardcore loli tentacle art
>>129115733
Is looking at porn news?
The guy is a cunt but honestly who cares?
>>129126561
lmao
>>129117880
He blocked me on twitter for showing him how to search "Tentacle Porn" in Google. I was just trying to help...
>>129119630
Wtf is with those 2 articles about my country
Someone redpill me about this guy
>>129127546
>looking at any kind of hentai with your children is normal
>>129127268
>>129127929
>implying he actually was looking at them with his kids
>implying he wasn't trying to back out of admitting he looks at porn at all and only made it sound worse
>>129127655
>the jew cries in pain as he strikes you
>>129128045
Leave this thread or I will start posting .gifs, Kurt.
>>129128068
I get that, but other than being funny what's the issue?
>>129115733
What a fucking mess of a man.
Does this retard know how much of a fuckup he is or does he have an eho stopping him from that realisation?
Why did he bring tentacle porn into this? He was reading respectable hentai about big titty milfs and the occasional thicc girl.
He should have called everyone a fag for not liking big 2D titties but instead he brought up something that makes him look worse.
>>129120641
>posting monster musume
Great taste Swedenbro
>>129117437
>tentacle porn
This cannot be real? If this is legit then my sides will be forever lost
>>129128199
he's calling in a few favors tonight, the shilling is ridiculous
>>129128199
If it means we get some hentai in this thread, go right ahead. I could use a fap.
>>129117880
"Just another afternoon searching hardcore porn with your kids"
>Not suggesting cuckold videos for your wife and kids
>>129127655
>>129127390
1posts by ID = shill
http://archive.is/fDBVz
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/01/20/gop-consultant-rick-wilson-to-msnbc-trump-supporters-childless-single-men-who-masturbate-to-anime/
>>WILSON: Who think Donald Trump is the greatest thing, oh, it`s something. But the fact of the matter is, most of them are childless single men who masturbate to anime. They`re not real and political players. These are not people who matter in the overall course of humanity.
>>129117880
>>129127968
Oh fuck I saw that and thought it was a shop. I assumed it was just a tab on his browser that said "hentai" or some shit
>>129119451
I want reddit to leave. NOW
>>129128252
I just wanted to point out how "stereotypes" about kikes are just reality as we have experiences countless times.
>>129121147
i appreciate this post
>>129127655
There isn't any issue, it's just weird/funny that eichenwald is actually one of us and secretly a weeb, so there was just some fun to be had there.
>>129126779
>getting out of hand
LM-HAND-O
>>129115733
That's nothing, I got my boss to send an email out to 500 fellow employees when I got promoted. The email included my hobbies which included "editing manga for an online community" which meant I translate hentai for exhentai faggots like Kurt.
You uneducated, naive frogs.
Kurt just so happens to get caught looking at Hentai, and the Comey situation just so happened to take place, on the Anniversary of Israel attacking the USS Liberty. Now, no one is talking about Israel.
Wake up, you blind mindless sheep.
Give up entertainment for education.
>>129117880
>taking jabs at my hentais
low blow
>>129128968
I appreciate your service.
>>129127655
Maybe if people continue to give him shit for it he'll do more stupid stuff for us to laugh at.
>>129127294
Liked the ice cream session with Momo better desu.
>>129118175
>thunderstorm jacket
>>129124901
Kikey Eichy is probably a bit frothy somewhere as we speak
>>129117880
Kikenwald BTFO, I'll put a 50 down on 2 weeks till an hero
>>129123900
I can't fucking breathe call 911
>>129123900
but Kurt can't even get past the sad panda
>>129121147
God's work.
>>129117880
We truly live in amazing times
>>129123967
He was admin? What the fuck?
>>129122772
Tucker is hiding is power level. He's literally /pol/ in human form with just enough charisma to hide his utter hatred and disgust.
>>129126566
Holy kek it can't be
>>129129936
OR CAN HE?
Why didn't he just say that some troll sent him a message with a link?
He didn't do anything wrong. This is funny but why do any of you care?
>>129124952
of course Brazil is gonna call newfags to who doesn't masturbate to beheading guro neck-fucking pornography
>>129124706
what the fuck that looks like my brother
>>129117880
HOLEE SHIT
>>129117880
>that pic
>>129122218
wtf I didnt even tweet to him
>>129128341
The funniest thing about this is that the doujin he was looking at didn't have tentacles
APOLOGIZE
>>129130460
it's just Varg my dude
>>129123900
>https://exhentai.org/g/1069998/972d250ae1/
what the fuck al i see is a panda
>>129117880
>>129126241
>Stuck with dialup until 2009
My hentai struggle > yours
>>129117880
Everytime.
The spergouts always end the same way. Everytime.
>>129130930
>>129117880
>Tucker's actually reporting this
>>>/h/4653219
>>129130811
it's too much
I enhanced the tabs up top, can /pol/ make out anything else? A few Trump bookmarks as far as I can see.
>Brings his "wife" into his fake seizure drama
>Brings his "wife" into his hentai drama
What if... his wife doesn't actually exist?
Like... at all?
Imagine.
With 5 more IQ points and a stabler upbringing, CWC could have been the next Kurt Eichenwald.
That Kurt's a real weiner.
>>129131680
I don't think he even has epilepsy.
>It's every bit as creepy as it sounds.
Tucker is a cucker.
Who doesn't like big tit hentai?
>>129131042
>US
>dialup until 2009
Brazil confirmed new superpower by 2020
>>129131566
I see "Ex-Officer ... New York Times", "I'm a Muslim ... Daily Boost", "How can (something) infiltration" (?),
>>129118426
>>>129115733 (OP)
>>called hentai "creepy"
>NORMIE ALERT! TUCKER IS NOT (NOT!) """/OURGUY/"""!!!
Damn right he...
>>129122985
>Hentai IS creepy. That's what makes it fappable.
Hmm.. that is a good point.
It is creepy. Isn't it?
>>129131680
Kurt's "wife" is just an anime character, and his (adult) kids are his D&D characters.
Who is Kurt's waifu?
>>129117880
Oh fuck. I wasnt ready to laugh that hard.
>>129130443
It's just funny seeing annoying media personalities being exposed for being as weird as us.
>>129132860
i lost it immediately on the "who self immolated"
>>129126476
Tucker did a good job. There are boomers who will lose sleep over this kike.
>>129115733
I would literally kill myself if I was that stupid
>>129115733
always blaming the wife
>>129123900
Remind me how to get past the sad panda again, I kicked my hentai habit but I need to see this shit
>>129130443
Oh he did do something wrong. He released metric fucktons of spaghetti trying to do damage control. It would have been a footnote by now had he just not replied to it at all, or admitted it and moved on.
>>129118426
WTF i hate tucker now
>>129131680
I think I might actually be onto something. Has anyone actually SEEN his (((((wife)))))?
>>129123011
>>129117437
>>129117880
oh nah
>>129118426
>>129118576
kys degenerates
>>129133200
Exactly, will sell his whole family out as weirdos just to save face. Completely spineless POS.
>>129131680
>What if... his wife doesn't actually exist?
That is bullshit.
His wife is real.
There are photos of him next to her!
KURT EICHENWALD IS THAT KID
YOU KNOW THAT KID
THE FUCKING RETARD ALWAYS SHOWING YOU STUPID SHIT ON HIS PHONE BUT FLIPS OUT IF YOU TRY TO MOVE IT SO YOU CAN SEE THE SCREEN
THAT FUCKING KID WHO WOULD OFFHAND TRY TO BRING UP "THIS CRAZY WEIRD SHIT" THAT EVERYONE COULD BLATANTLY TELL HE KNEW ALL ABOUT
I WONDERED WHAT THAT KID WAS DOING NOW AND IT'S THE SAME THING
THE SAME FUCKING THING
>>129133406
You on Chrome? It's as simple as just logging in after installing the add on. On FireFox you need to mess with the cookies manually which is a PITA.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sad-panda/bohapeiooecafommnlaiccilacgmkaoc?utm_source=chrome-app-launcher-info-dialog
>>129118426
>>129134068
Do not use this shit, you don't need it.
>>129115733
>I couldn't find any tentacle porn.
>Google will bring up dozens of videos and images no problem.
Even furry tentacle porn.
Cant this lib tard sissy admit he was jackin it to something, finished up, and as he tissued himself off went back to being an outraged fucking sissy.
>>129115733
After 100 million hours in photoshop
I can't stop laughing.
>>129134172
>>129123011
>and showing my wife
?
>>129134891
chuckled
>>129117880
Tucker stop, that is inhuman.
Napalm is kinder than that beat down.
>>129130811
This is him shouting from a megaphone for people to come and protect him.
>Hey kids, ya wanna find some cartoon tentacle hentai porn to show your mother?
>>129134172
I fucking love it when porn sites jump in on bantz
>>129119630
all those bookmarks and tabs shows how sad this guy is. fucking hell, this dude is going to kill himself for sure.
What type of morons even bookmarks porn?
>>129118426
You can acknowledge that something is pathetic and disgusting and still enjoy it even though you're ashamed.
t. casual anime fan
>>129135771
Why not?
>>129135741
Nah he'll just memory hole it like it didn't happen and ignore anyone who mentions it. Typical Jew.
>>129135771
It's not a bookmark, it's a tab which makes his awful excuse even worse when you think about it chronologically
>>129135771
It wasn't bookmarked, it was open in another tab.
So he probably was knocking his rocks off to some qt chinese cartoon drawing to draw the courage to make a jab at /pol/
>>129135771
What kind of moron prints hentai pics?
>>129119630
>Unc... on the last tab
WHAT IS IT
IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
>>129131566
>vlc
fucking pleb
I just realized this was the dude who sued someone because he claimed a fucking gif gave him a seizure, this gets better by the minute.
>>129134068
>spoonfeeding
>>129136103
And a 5 year old article called the downfall of Tucker Carlson was also open
>>129117880
BEST
FUCKING
TIMELINE
LADS
>>129119630
>[Distance] B-Chiku
Well at least he has good taste. God damn that Women's Lacrosse series.
>>129115733
>>129117880
this fuckin' timeline man
>>129117880
>Having smut in the tabs
Dumbass.
There is literally nothing wrong with watching tentacle porn
>>129123005
It's actually a pretty good hentai. Fapped my brains out last night. Thanks Kurt.
>mrw The Tuck doesn't get cucked
>>129130930
you have to go back
tucky tucky tucc me so hard
>>129123648
>tfw your dad's a weeblord and nu-left cuck-cow
>>129130811
Do you guys talk about porn with your parents? Just wondering if this in fact normal in America.
>>129136340
>I just realized this was the dude who sued someone because he claimed a fucking gif gave him a seizure, this gets better by the minute.
\that Tucker Salon article is 5yrs old. JESUS.
>>129123648
>SUPER TENTACLE VS HEROINE CREATURE
I don't know who to root for.
>>129136877
Fuck no.
>>129117437
>Jews unironically thinking it's hentai is a family activity
GAS
GAS
GAS
can you imagine if his story of events was true.
"son come here lets find your mother this tentacle porn." its like the epitome of being a hardcore asspie
>>129136877
Not in the slightest, maybe a joke about Ron Jeremy or something but you keep that shit to yourself here.
>>129115733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtnP8a91EJg
>>129119122
truth right here.
>>129134732
>>129121147
I know, right, I tried to show him how easy it is...but he didn't appreciate it.
>>129129387
glad I'm not the only one
>>129115733
>>129117880
That was fast.
>>129115733
kurts house
>>129117437
>couldnt find ANY(!!!!) "tentacle porn" even with a google search which would be the first thing anybody tries and would return a whole page of images as the first image search hits
>somehow ends up on a very specific image gallery site for scans of a specific cartoon porn comic book
>doing all this with his kids (!!!)
>he and his kids(!!!) are explaining various types of porn to the mother
>he was caught red-handed buying c*** p*** before and now he gets caught with cartoon porn now and his reply is "I was just looking at it with my kids(!!!) while we were trying to find a different kind of porn
O
SHIT
NIGGER
WHAT
ARE
YOU
DOING
>>129117880
SAVAGE
>>129124180
>just googled tentacle porn and clicked images.
>Its all over the first page.
What the fuck does he mean he was "trying to"
>>129117880
the fucking madman
>>129115733
The pages he had open aren't even on the first fucking page of google "tentacle porn"
>>129137375
>texas
huh?
>dallas
ah
>>129117880
Is this real fucking life?
COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>129118426
TUCKER BTFO!
/OUR(((NOSE)))/!!!
/OUR(((NOSE)))/!!
>>129137697
>intensive research into the early morning hours.
>>129136877
I joke about it sometimes, but my mom shakes her head laughing, just says "she'll take my word for it" and walks away immediately
I wouldn't go out of my way to prove the disgusting shit I joke about actually exists, because I don't have severe autism or a need to be validated like Ecchiwald does, though.
>>129117880
Tucker, we know you're reading! We love you buddy!
>>129117880
Kurt is hilarious man
>>129137799
omoshiroi...
>The porn itself was BBW Milf hentai
>Kurt literally goes with "M-M-MY FAMILY WAS JUST CURIOUS ABOUT TENTACLE PORN"
>>129120889
>some alt-right plant
The alt-right is simply a meme, anon
>>129130714
you could be on some "list"
>>129136228
probably uncyclopdia, which is like the unfunny version of encyclopediadramatica
>>129137994
Gonna get a milf doujin tonight in his honor
>>129138044
amazing my fucking picture did post along with this
>>129137848
Hug your mom for me.
>>129137799
>sharing hardcore hentai tentacle porn with the kids
>>129124614
It is in the normiesphere. But even if people didn't care, he made up a shitty lie about it and acted like a 12 year old caught by mom in front of what is now millions if people(seeing as articles are popping up everywhere).
>Distance B chiku
At least he choose one of the most godlike doujin out there.
The sports girl getting her first dick and then first creampie might just be my favorite short out there.
>>129123648
...
>read this as "super tentacle v heroine creature"
>>129138247
never change.
>>129136655
What?
>>129137994
It's actually a collection of multiple scenarios isn't it? Brother and sister sex was as far as I made it before I came.
>>129138179
encyclopediadramatica isn't funny
>hentai gif flashes
>>129121616
you deserve an upvote!
Great post 'pede!
>>129136465
RARE
A
R
E
>>129138624
I'm just sure tentacles were never in it, Kurt is a raging Jew when he lies
>>129137375
>green car in his living room
This man is not well.
>>129138512
God damn the sports girl is the best short.
Fucking gallons.
>>129138684
That's also true but uncyclopedia is more isn't funny
>>129117880
That was a slaughter.
>>129136465
> Thinking you can get far up the political ladder without a well-versed knowledge of doujin manga/hentai.
>>129139135
That's the Google street view car you god damned jew
>>129138624
I think I've enjoyed every one of Distance's works. He's like the one artist that hasn't done cuck shit yet.
>>129138482
Really makes you think.
I prefer Hardcore Hillary Scat Porn myself...
>>129121907
Yeah poor public figures. Life so hard.
I WAS ONLY DOING RESEARCH REEEEEEE!!!!
>tfw Pete_Townsend.jpg
>>129139552
> tentacle_porn_research-copy(3896).jpeg
This man is innocent!