>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
>Recently called results
Tom Watson keeps his seat
Mairi Black keeps her seat in Paisley and Renfrewshire South
Labour have a very good win in Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield
Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat
Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative
Nuneaton Conservative hold, minimal swing
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory
EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14
>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live
>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900
>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/
>>129113156
G U L A G
https://twitter.com/roadto326/status/872973396501557250
CORBYN TO BE PM - BETTING MARKETS
biggest story is how much the ukip vote went to labour
Jeremy
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
LOOK AT MY FUCKING ODDS
>>129113318
her majority was torn to bits by her own hubris
very unlikely she remains PM after this
>>129113156
well i for one welcome our new anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
Hope for Mummy!
>At a glance for foreigners
>Conservatives will probably win
Probably time to change that, lad.
how drunk is everyone
Anyone else feeling a smudge suicidal?
w-well maybe corbyn isn't that bad...
Is Shami pissed?
Here we go lads.
>>129113156
Sum up the state of this country in one word. I'll start.
DOOMED.
CUT MY MAJORITY INTO PIECES
Where all these commie cucks coming from?:!
>>129113545
LEAF
>>129113156
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>129113156
Doing gods work OP.
YouGov and Survation looking good now.
>>129113548
I like the concept of my money thanks
WAKEY WAKEY
>>129113505
Nice try GCHQ
WHO BET ON LABOUR!?
DO WE HAVE SOME FUTURE MILLIONAIRES IN HERE!?
RACISM BTFO
LOOKS LIKE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS AND CND ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Been out canvassing for Labour 3 days a week for the past month. Feeling chuffed.
>>129113505
The absolute state of you
So...
What did Theresa May mean by this?
PRIME MINISTER AFTER ELECTION
Corbyn: 2.48
May: 2.66
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/politics/market/1.131081434
>>129113501
nice value betting m8
>A rain storm means victory before going into battle is assured
What does a full moon mean?
>>129113582
Shami has literally nothing to say.
post dinosaurs lads, i need cheering up
>>129113598
/leftypol/
Just throwing one out there.
>>129113537
Not drunk enough.
HOW DID MAY FUCK IT ALL UP THIS BADLY
Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley
Ministers are briefing against the Prime Minister. Ranks are breaking. Join us in 2 mins for details. #GE2017
LOL
WE NEED DAVIS
>>129113582
>>129113545
>british patriot votes for britain hating marxist
how does that makes sense please?
>>129113435
now what
Rebuild the castles and take back our lands
THEY'RE NOW DISCUSSING A LABOUR GOVERNMENT
>>129113611
jokes on you wagecuck
>>129113598
r/UKlabour
Not even kidding
Well done, Theresa.
>>129113537
Not enough. And too much at the same time.
My pacing is off.
lads I'm just drunk and shitposting, are labour actually pulling back?
holy shit the thunder is insane
thor is pleased
>>129113537
rekt
>>129113584
Cheering for you lads.
May God bless you all.
>>129113582
BRUTALISM
Enter Boris.
>>129113584
Jesus christ
>>129113740
gulag
>>129113743
Oh well, maybe Corbyn won't be so bad.
>>129113702
All the kebab shops near me are closed :(
Mfw Corbyn becomes PM and dies 2 weeks in due to old age
I need some reassurance.
PLEASE someone post some positives here.
I want to die.
Who /quitting their job and going on bennies to avoid tax increase/ here?
>>129113845
oh ok
>>129113714
Its going to be a Blood Bath
Literally revenge on the olds. Maximum voting age of 50 SOON.
Boris as the new leader would be a mistake.
He's an absolute fucking mongo.
We are here to seize your means of production.
Can someone please tell me, no memeing, are the conservatives actually fucked? are we actually looking at a labour government with Dianne Abbott and all those other wankers?
>there are people on here that actually think JC will have any power
The absolute state of (you). Worst case we'll end up with a totally hung parliament and have another GE a few months down the road.
Fuck this election
Anyone else happy that this election night turned out to be many more times more interesting than they thought it would be?
>>129113638
this is the future you voted for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEN8cdHrOgU
>>129113156
where is Nigel Farage in all this? Selling water filters?!
Jesus Christ someone please go into coalition with a David Davis led Conservative Party.
If JC de facto cancels Brexit I'll fucking kill myself.
The prospect of him in Downing Street was funny when I thought it was implausible, now it fills me with fear and loathing and Eurocuckoldry.
>>129113742
No she didn't
>>129113810
I unironically enjoy brutalist architecture. No hope for me.
>>129113736
>>129113435
You can stop spamming the worst Kirino Mosaic now
>>129113584
WAHHEEEYYYY
>Barry Gardiner will negotiate Brexit
What language was that?
>>129113909
Gonna do a meme degree too lad.
>>129113885
That's odds on.
Uh oh.
>welsh again
For fucks sake
>welsh-speaking muzzy
well this is odd
>>129113853
THINGS
CAN
ONLY
GET
______
>>129113886
whoever wins we lose, what are you a redditor
odds on most seats for Labour are dropping as well.. This is insane. What is happening lads
>>129113582
RED
>>129113714
and the tory knives are out
may about to get torn to bits
>>129113756
Redditors should be banned on site
>>129113886
>corbyn wins
>freedom of movement intensifies
>we keep all the bad things and lose all the good things of the EU
fuck me lads
Can someone explain why Corbyn is now favourite to be PM?
>>129114033
SINGLE MARKET
FREE MOVEMENT
WOOOOOOO!
>>129113800
Yeah, cheering to them get fucked by a Commie.
We're going to get nuked and we're going to put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table instead of having first-strike capability
>>129113886
Labour minority, government collapse after 4 months, new general election in October.
It's a re-run of 1974.
>>129113886
Corbyn is going to become PM, Scotland will get a second referendum, Brexit will be shit, and we'll lose Gibraltar and Scotland.
Post your face right now
>>129113909
As if anyone here earns more than 80k.
>>129113885
Bookies just follow the money at this point, everyone will be cramming in last min bets on Corbyn so the odds reflect that
WELSH SPEEKING RASHEED
>>129113886
There are good chances that Labour won't be able to create a governmemt either.
>>129113909
literally nobody you cock
>help i don't understand what marginal tax rates are
>>129114033
He'll be negotiating trade deals, Starmer will be doing Brexit
>>129113669
>What does a full moon mean?
means it's gonna be ass
>>129114005
Why?
good goyim
HE WAS MEANT TO BE UNELECTABLE!
LENIN IS DEAD, BUT HIS DREAM LIVES ON!
CONGRATULATIONS, PREMIER CORBYN!
>>129113973
I don't know what the fuck I'm feeling. Feel like I'm drunk but haven't even drank anything.
>>129113713
> Ban
> Internetz
> Prepare
> For Brown Cock
thats how
>mohammed mehmet
Britain 2017:
>The Tories aren't doing enough to lower immigration
>So let's vote for the party who invented mass immigration, who want to rub our noses in "diversity", and who literally want to let every single migrant "refugee" into the country
>Yeah that'll lower immigration for sure
Why is this guy speaking Elvish?
There was no need for May to call this election.
>>129113775
There's also a full moon where I am in Newcastle but no thunder, shame though, would love to see it since I love thunder. Did have fucking bizarre weather this week though, there was actual ice and sleet in my garden
So, what happens if Labour overthrow the SNP?
I am proud of the Brits. Feels amazing to see the Trump backlash grow.
>>129114060
BLAIRER
>Paki speaking Welsh
I wish these Welsh announcers would stop summoning Cthulu before each declaration.
Come home you tea lads
We will make you comfortable in new England
>>129114100
tories failed miserably to get key target constituencies
numerous labour swings in other constituencies
>>129113973
Yes
>>129113991
>If JC de facto cancels Brexit
Jeremy Corbyn has been in favour of leaving the EU since before Theresa May was even in politics
Labour took a Tory seat. It is over.
>>129113973
No. we've fucked up brexit.
We worked so hard for that and we've thrown it away.
>>129113714
Well the tories were stupid enough to put a woman as PM, twice.
I think really the best way to look at this is in its most literal way
>A hung parliament means no winners
The youth voted with the political diversity everyone knows them to have and are celebrating with glee a hell of a lot which they screeched at as the consequences of Brexit.
Duch a volatile time and no true leadership nor vision... Fuck.
Anyone know what the bettings odds was that Conservatives would NOT get the majority by themselves?
>>129113156
GOING FOR A SHOWER LADS I'LL BE BACK.
>>129114033
Pretty sure it will be Starmer. Also how can you negotiate something that's been cancelled?
>>129114060
It's funny because he did irreversible damage
>>129114006
>leaf
>>129114136
>666
EVIL LIBERAL DEMOCRAT
>>129114100
Because its fucking happening you tit.
THINGS CAN ONLY GET REDDER
im so fucking depressed right now. is it time to leave society and go innawoods to survive the inevitable collapse?
that guy keeps saying cunt
>>129114061
There is the thing called minimizing your losses, retard.
>actual fucking communist
>senile old woman that wants to censor the internet
How do you choose? Both seem low-energy to me.
>>129114220
No-one here cares about your orange retard
>>129114207
She's learning that to her utter ruin
>>129114207
1000000% this
>>129114136
>>129114286
here, take this
This welsh cunt is painful to listen to
>strong
>stable
>>129114207
She's a dumb fucking bitch and she ruined Brexit
>>129114136
>cunt
Tone it down a bit, sheepshaggers.
Didgits for Welsh Pakis?
>>129114228
Kick out all spics, kikes and niggers, then I'll consider it
F
falling again
>>129114141
I do, but that's in gook monopoly money
HOLY SHIT LABOUR HAVE STOLEN WALES FROM THE TORIES
Gwynn with the Digits
>>129114286
>Showering
LABOUR TAKING TORY SEATS
IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER LADS
>welsh screeching
>tories losing seats now
It's over Theresa
The first of many seats the conservatives will lose to labour tonight
>>129114106
Would rather have Nige.
>>129114251
>We worked so hard for that
A referendum was literally the laziest and most cackhanded option available
This is what you get for not electing a new conservative party devoted to leaving the EU through Parliament
Corbyn's personality much stronger and more sincere than May. He's picking up Remain voters in London and UKIP voters elsewhere.
— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) June 9, 2017
>people are upset about Corbyn '''winning''' but would've been happy to see Sharia May hold power
The absolute state of centrists. UKIP is the softest party you should even consider voting for.
>>129114288
Great, a lawyer negotiating complex international relations.
>>129114346
When they call it the Brexit election but forget about their Brexit platform
>>129113519
Way to unsubtle.
It would probably be The Internationale, sung by Billy Bragg.
>>129114180
Well it's true, he won't even win a majority against a party with a manifesto that shits on its own core voterbase.
>>129113471
I agree with this. This is what threw my predictiona off so much. In no way did I anticipate such a huge return to Labour from UKIP.
>>129113702
I wish I had a munchie box so i could choke on it and die
LABOUR TAKES ANOTHER ONE
>Funny man won't be PM
why? If all of your options are shit then at least vote for the nigger fucking hippie that hates jews
I love how diverse the BBC is.
#ProudOfOurDiversity
666 WOT
>>129114100
BECAUSE LABOUR GAINSSS
>>129113537
Very, on my 5th bottle of Apsall and have 8 cans of Amstel in the fridge just in case everything goes to absolute shit so I can drink myself to death
seruously lads I need a quick rundown. has are corbs actually done it or is it just tory kids panicking?
>>129114100
They won a constituency by outperforming the fucking exit poll
HMMMMMMM...
Good things happening?
I'm expecting you bongs to keep a spot in the gulag open for me
I think that labour/SNP government will be pretty good though desu
AND MAKE NO MISTAKE MY FRIEND YOUR POINTLESS LIFE WILL END BUT BEFORE YOU GO CAN YOU LOOK AT THE TRUUUUUTH
>>129114167
Not sure. It's blocky and no-nonsense.
Admittedly, I wouldn't like just brutalist buildings. But I like it in the mix of things.
>Making pakis speak our tongue twisting language
Lets see how they like it.
>>129114338
We're fucked either way, but at least with may we get a shitload of butthurt liberals.
>>129114196
/pol/ and stormfront 2017.
>>129114273
Either May will need to step down or they will have to change their strategy massively in order to combat the gibs.
>>129114346
>Fatgon of Cuckkad
>Being correct
>Ever
I'm done.
Just fuck my shit up.
>>129114437
UKIP are fucking dead and UKIP voters went to Corbyn. Fuck off.
>t-the welsh are based
>>129114428
>male privilege
>WALES
THOSE FUCKING TRIPS
>>129114207
May about to be the shortest reigning PM since 1922
really fucking ironic considering she was acting like she was getting a Thatcher-esque majority
>>129114346
of course this fag is a tory cuck
>>129114330
Just kill yourself and save everyone the trouble you weak cunt.
PUTNEY HOLD
PUTNEY HOLD
PUTNEY HOLD
>>129114330
>the woods will be cut down to build tower blocks for immigrants
Nightmare. Utter nightmare.
Another election in October
Calling it now
>>129113598
momemtum
can i get some basic gestalt lads
>>129114346
It would have happened if May wasn't useless.
>the city of the Welsh language
Can't tell if that guy is speaking Welsh or Muslim
Tories held Putney
>Lotta Quizeen
Has to be fake, I mean fucking hell who names their kid that.
>>129113886
at least they won't kill the internet
Someone wanna go fuck up r/UKlabour?
I really wanted a tiny conservative majority and them to implement Brexit because it is going to be a fucking shitshow and Tories would be out of power for decades after botching it.
Now Corbyn will get the blame.
The beginning of the end.
if corbyn wins does that mean we are not allies anymore?? He hates america
>>129114417
Nige would be fun times. But British are pussies.
Reminder that the exit poll forecasted Tory gains in Wales and they're losing seats there. 314 is optimistic at this point.
Say it with me, unironically: PRIME MINISTER JEREMY CORBYN
UK is Nazbol now, deal with it. Not quite as good as NatSoc but it’s a start. We’ll need Nazi gangs in the streets with Labour flags outside of synagogues screaming “TORIES GO HOME!” Now that National Action is banned this is really the natural next step.
>>129114136
>Tory insiders now saying that they've lost every marginal constituency that Theresa May has visited
L
M
A
O
>live in a marginal seat
>told it was 80% likely to be Tory
>decided not to vote
>Labour wins it
>>129114486
He did it it's all over
>>129114298
>>129114136
>>129114630
It's already fucked up
>>129114452
This is it. May and the Manifesto wonks took the 20% lead to inject a load of shit policies into the manifesto which, understandably, tanked their ratings again. Combined with May's general shitness, who's surprised?
CAN'T CURB THE CORB!
Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change forthwith the old tradition,
Spurn the dust to win the prize!
Then comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale
Unites the human race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc
>>129114566
>>129114330
>>129114136
>>129114515
tories are 'liberals'
stop using americuck political terms like it means anything in british politics
>the election will be swung by butthurt pensioners and remoaners
>>129114595
she was behind everything
>>129114621
A lotta people
Why is labor doing so well?
I feel so disconected with this country.
What the hell is going on. With all these happenings? How could they vote for anti trident coryn
What
The
FUCK?
SOCIALISM - UNSTOPPABLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmDDn-PbYM
>Wales votes Brexist despite being one of the most subsidised regions by the EU.
>Vote Labour in the next election
wot in tarnation
might go to sleep it's clear this country is dead and it was killed by it's own people
https://youtu.be/mrHPFN6Kt58
>>129114363
MUMMY :^(
>>129114671
>decided not to vote
Well that's your own stupid fault then isn't it you retarded fuckwit
>>129113979
Being a useless self-aggrandising prick on Fox News. Half his voter base went to fucking Labour.
DIANE ABBOTT
HOME SECRETARY
IN CHARGE OF TERROR RESPONSE
>>129114486
Corbyn has done it m8. He will definitely be able to form a coalition government.
>>129114671
Good you will be safe from the Gulag
>>129114786
GIBS
>>129114667
>can't remember if she came here or not
fuck
Conman Trump
Lizard People May, Macron, and Merkel.
Corbyn better win, he'll be the only honest world leader in the west
>>129114566
You can't give half a fuck about the 'conservatives' surely
>>129114232
>Jeremy Corbyn has been in favour of leaving the EU since before Theresa May was even in politics
Literally campaigned for Remain
Committed internationalist
Is claiming JC's a euroskeptic in defiance of all evidence some sort of brit/pol/ meme I missed the memo on?
>>129113156
I WANT MUMMY. I'M CRYING HERE.
>>129114658
I don`t think people here are to blame though.
You can only vote once, after all.
>>129114595
We're fucked
>>129113156
THREADS THINNING OUT A LITTLE LADS?
FUCKING KEK, WHAT A MASSACRE
NATURAL PARTY OF GOVERNMENT
LEL
>>129114671
Are you serious? Why are the young actually unironically fucking lazy? I spoiled my ballot, and I got a postal ballot. Why can't you?
>blairites will now have to defend corbyn
lmao
MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
What have you done
>>129114486
There is no scenario in which he would become pm but this is still bad and may will propb resign
>>129114746
>butthurt pensioners
fuck old people
they are twisting the knife at this point
not gonna lie; i was sad for a minute but now i am kekking
>all those faggots earlier spoiling their ballots for (you)s
wew
>>129113775
>Thor
>Not Thunor
Fuck off.
>>129114786
Music industry senpai.
>>129114833
She will be in charge of immigration and the police lol. We're so fucked.
>>129113156
I can't stop laughing, this is some of the ost hilarious shit I seen in politics and I live in norn iron so you know it's bad.
Brexit must be the worse political decision in history, imao.
did WEAK AND WOBBLY swing this election?
We're fucked aren't we lads
>>129114273
Going into Brexit negotiations without a concrete political consensus at home puts us in a terrible position.
Young people and their Facebook-populist mentality have fucked the country totally.
what a shitty country.
fuck you they're not as bad
I don't even know what labor is but judging from the name it's worse than any conservative organization
Fishfinger surge
>>129114786
Have you not been on facebook lately? Almost everyone under 25 has a hard on for Corbyn
>>129114060
WETTER
>>129114786
Gibs lad. Gibs
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.
I can't wait for all of the happenings
Oh deary dear. This is not going well eh.
>>129114786
really good question, especially for the high frequency of UKIP -> Labour conversions
THE KEK REFERENCED
>>129114940
says 56%
FUCK YOU OWEN.
>>129114667
Bloody Nora
>>129114786
Young people who actually go outside all voted labour
And actually voted this time
TORY BOY CIVICS IRREVOCABLY BTFO!
>>129114635
might be why may ran such a terrible campaign. that probably wasn't accidental or negligent at all. it's like how here in the states we don't just think the pentagon is stupid for losing a billion dollars worth of weapons -- they do that shit on purpose
>>129114566
>Implying the Tories would have been worse
>Implying getting rid of shitty Trident and better railways isn't worth it by just a little sliver
Didn't expect you to go soft and join Team Mayfly at the last minute
>>129113973
Not really. It's like the U.S. election or Brexit, only much shittier.
>THERESA MAY WILL NEVER RECOVER
DIMBLEBOT DROPPING MEMES
>>129114935
JUST
not looking good for Maymays according to betting exchange
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/politics/market/1.119040708
>>129114833
I think he will actually replace her. If not, I will absolutely laugh.
>>129114786
>why is the real world so different from my adolescent stultifyingly ill-informed politically illiterate safe space echo chamber
"lad"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXNXKtu8z4
May is officially the shittest PM ever
Eh, I was planning on leaving the country for good anyway. Not even mad, either of the main parties would have been a disaster.
The comfort of the black pill has long been my friend and this all just confirms that I was right.
>MAY NEVER RECOVER
MAY NEVER RECOVER
>MAY NEVER RECOVER
MAY NEVER RECOVER
>MAY NEVER RECOVER
MAY NEVER RECOVER
>MAY NEVER RECOVER
MAY NEVER RECOVER
>MAY NEVER RECOVER
MAY NEVER RECOVER
>MAY NEVER RECOVER
MAY NEVER RECOVER
>MAY NEVER RECOVER
MAY NEVER RECOVER
im so happy lads... can i get a genuine hugs from labour voters here?
im so fucking happy right now!
>>129114742
It's a handy shorthand for "cunts who want to bury our country in a torrent of sandniggers." which is a massive pain in the arse to type out every time.
>>129114809
Their sheep need gibs
>>129114809
>>129114809
LABOUR IS GONNA OPEN THE COAL MINES BACK UP!!!
>>129114872
Us labour chads don't have a bed time unlike our cuckserveative counterparts
Tory hold in London, hold on.
>>129114878
https://twitter.com/FrankThomas27/status/872971706276753408
lmao
>>129114671
I don't understand this. Why would you not ever vote?
ENGLAND IS MINE AND IT OWES ME A LIVING
>>129113471
UKIP stood down in very large number of seats so as to let the Conservatives win to ensure Brexit.
Predictably it has just resulted in many of there votes going to labour.
Did they think all their voters had come direct from the fucking Conservative party?
Do you all see how idiotic it was to suppose all those working class people would automatically vote Conservative?
>>129114114
Or 1924.
>>129114384
buy the dip
>>129114786
He's giving free shit out lad
>>129114346
Sargon talks such shite
He thinks Corbyn will turn us into Venezuela
>>129115001
Holy fuck I meant to type cuck. I must be drunk.
> votes leave
> votes against shitty may
told you guys wales is too good for you dirty english bastards.
>>129115030
>Hate Civic Nationalism
>So vote for a guy who wants to outlaw nationalism
Retard
Reminder May purposefully threw the election so she doesn't want Brexit to taint her legacy or party, she wants to pass it onto Labour who will be the worst possible choice. May called the election to do away with UKIP but once she found out how difficult the job really is she just decided "fuck it, I don't want it anymore.", it's all going according to her plan.
>>129115038
yktd notice me senpai
>>129114069
Live odds don't necessarily reflect reality, they react to who's betting on what.
Has there been a bigger turnaround in such a short time ever in British politics?
>>129115038
Fuck off you unemployed Welsh piece of shit.
>>129114939
Wasn't leaving the EU considered a populist stance?
>>129114136
Meh
I don't understand why anyone would vote Tory unless they're in the 5% of the population Corbyn wants to tax
Is /pol/ full of millionaire city types?
>>129114671
HAHAHAH THANK YOU MY MAN
>>129114786
Because youre a mentally ill loser who gets his world view from a chinese sex cartoon webstore
>>129114707
Seriously
If May's manifesto was literally just a Hard Brexit, an Immigration Cap, and a lock on NHS spending so that it'll rise in line with inflation she'd have a 150 seat majority. Instead, she writes about foxes and a dementia tax, and then gets all autistic about giving speeches.
I voted for her, but her stupidity has probably irreparably ruined this country
>>129115079
>May is officially the shittest PM ever
It's not her fault that you're a nation of right faggots
You fucked up bad
>>129115038
I didn't want the civil war this quickly.
Need more time.
>>129114893
May is still favourite to be next PM, but of course Corbyn can still do it.
is this really a meme unworthy of (you).
hate to be a (you) begger..
>>129115253
>socialist brown country
He has a point.
FARRON ON THE RUN
Here's what "Brexit" will look like now:
>Still in the single market
>Open borders with the EU
>Contributions to the EU budget
>Extraterritoriality for EU citizens
But we'll be technically "out".
#TAKETHEBLACKPILL
>>129113156
>>129115444
Can I ask why you voted for her? What do you get out of it?
>>129114786
He is a decent guy and not May. That is enough.
SKIMMED
>>129115253
u dont
Ameritard here. What does all this mean?
>>129115424
>I don't have any understanding of economics whatsoever
It's about the bigger picture and the countries integrity not being a selfish prick.
>>129114860
Maybe it's time for the apron strings to be cut lad.
>>129113156
I agree your supposed Conservatives are a liberal as our are. You are just as screwed in choices when it comes to selecting people to run the country. Enjoy your miserable downfall as I am enjoying ours. I hope you have stocked up on the necessities for it.
>>129114910
>Implying the few hundred people on /pol/ of voting age, spread around this country and not afraid to leave their homes could affected the election.
What an idiot
>>129115651
were back baby!
>>129114856
It's not in defiance of all evidence. Every one of his public statements on the EU before the referendum campaign was negative.
Corbo's a twat but so are you m8.
>>129115424
Almost every newspaper in the country is pro-tory and people believe what they read
Although my dad reads the mail and always votes lib dem so whatevs
>>129115651
Nothing tbqh. Just enjoy the doomposting.
>>129115651
UK will remain in the EU in all but name and head towards socialism, continuing to be at odds with the US.
We are now more aligned with Russia than our Anglo brothers.
>actual fucking terrorism in the week leading up to the election couldn't get the conservative candidate over the line
Jesus fucking Christ, what are you Bongzealanders doing?
>>129114136
>>129115651
>Ameritard here. What does all this mean?
Trump's visit is being cancelled
SWINGOMETER
>>129115736
>not afraid to leave their homes
literally went out for the first time in weeks today to vote Labour
>>129114939
I think the fault lies with May and her advisers desu lad.
NO... BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
A LABOUR/SNP COALITION IS ALMOST CONFIRMED.... IT'S FUCKING OVER BROS
I'M SO ANGRY FOR MY COUNTRY RIGHT NOW. THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES.
THIS IS THE END OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION
CONS STILL IN THIS
PREPARE YOUR ANGUS
>TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
>TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
>TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
>TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
>TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
>TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
TORIES WINNING SEATS IN SCOTLAND
>>129114136
>>129115651
We're like Germany now.
JUST NUKE US TRUMP, PLEASE
THE MILKMAN
Lets go CORB
>>129115872
>actual fucking terrorism in the week leading up to the election couldn't get the conservative candidate over the line
Which happened because May cut police and border numbers
Italy fucking told us about the terrorist and he still got through
>>129114428
What Farrage actually thinks: wow, I guess UKIP's voterbase we're always fucking morons.
>>129115564
Tactical vote to get rid of my Labour MP
What channel we watching lads?
>>129115065
you've obviously been here some time, nice one
/thread
/board
>>129113541
That's what you think
>>129115689
Hundreds of economists from every top research univeristy in the world signed a letter begging people not to vote for Theresa May for the sake of the economy:
https://www.thecanary.co/2017/06/05/120-economists-worldwide-just-urgently-backed-corbyn-avoid-uk-economic-catastrophe/
I think they know their way around economics.
Labour's policies are costed, the only Tory policy that's been costed is 7p breakfasts for kids.
>countries integrity
?
>selfish prick
???????
Not wanting to help the disabled isn't selfish?
>>129114621
Reality Winners.
>>129115038
Welcome back lad.
>>129115872
Conservative candidate is a retarded fucking woman. She thinks censoring the internet will stop terrorism somehow.
Basically all Labour has to do is promise more gibsmedats and collect votes.
>>129115564
Is that how you weigh up every decision? How much it directly materially benefits you?
>UKIP voters voting Labour
What's going on?
>>129114939
They chant and cheer with joy and glee unaware of what they voted but simply followed the popular consensus among peers of evil Tories and the doctrine they've been taught of wonderful socialism.
The fact that the Buzzfeed UK head tweets a partisan tweet pro corbyn shows the ill of echo chamber political religion that has taken route. If a majority was Labour fine but it's not a simple majority it's an overwhelming belief with very little political diversity.
A hung parliament really is worrying with each party calling for their own brand of ways.
How the UKIP vote went Labour really is a throw off as well.
>>129116239
>remoaners
kek
Nice reddit spacing kid.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Why didn't Mummy campaign properly.
Why did she not take part in even one of the televised debates.
Who said to her not to - and why did they fucking say it. What the fucking fuck do they think happens if you don't fucking campaign..!?!
David Cameron gave us Brexit by fucking up and gambling on an election - Now the sneaky fucks have done it again to put it right.
SET UP HAPPENING
SET UP HAPPENING
REVOLUTION CALLED
REVOLUTION ON
MOBILISE THE REVOLUTIONARY PEPES
THIS IS A FUCKING SET UP
Cuckservatives deserve to lose. The best result is that none of the traitorous fuckers get an overall majority, and continue to bicker with each other for the next five years.
>>129114863
>>129114658
Cheering for Brit politics, while living in Piracicaba..
nice one, BRos
>>129116433
UKIP pulled a lot from Labour in Northern England last time around, not surprising to see some of them go back to the commies
>>129116529
I'd be all for that, if not for the fact that we're LEAVING THE EU
We need to have a strong Govt. Not a minority piece of shite
>>129115286
This idea has been jogging by noggin for some time now lad.
>>129113156
I feel your pain Bong brother. It is exactly the same here with our supposed Conservatives. Yours like ours are just liberal light, and not actually any different except for the way they like bending the people over.
Hope you are stocked up with the necessities in life, because it is going to be a bumpy ride. Enjoy your countries downfall as I am enjoying ours.
>>129116463
What about the shit the Murdoch media constantly post? The Daily Mail and The Sun sucked May's dick constantly for the past year.
>>129116529
As long as they Bicker us out of the EU at least.
Freedom of movement has to end
>>129116239
>LITERALLY HUNDREDS
>120 retards that are clearly memeing, out of the 50,000 economists
Nice, article doesn't even have any useful information.
>Helping lost causes instead of helping the country as a whole
Think with your head not your heart
>>129116857
It's ok if Rupert does it.
>Angus lost his seat
Holy shit yes.
>>129116702
There's a good chance the EU will die before we can even finish the long, protracted fuck up that negotiations are guaranteed to be.
THICCC
>>129116486
I didn't vote to remain. And you didn't address any of my points.
>>129116702
Fuck off. You cucks will always find an excuse to kick the can down the road. "B-b-b-but we can't let the commies win. S-strong and stable..."
>>129116529
you're a fucking idiot
>>129116239
The Canary? M8 you are fucked.
>>129116984
120 of the best economists in the world from LSE, Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard etc. Literally all the top 50 universities.
>>129116486
I'm sorry, what's this prison island Aboriginal scum doing in this thread?
>>129117313
You don't know what you're talking about so you can only appeal to someone else's authority. Absolutely pathetic.
>>129117313
>argument from authority
The absolute state of pakis.
>>129117316
Celebrating that we don't have the weakest conservative leader in the Anglosphere now, faggot.
Corbyn seizing the means of production
>>129117313
>we want the government to not cut off the gibsmedats for teaching Marxism
They stand to lose their privileged positions
>>129114136
I think mummy's advisors need mi5 on their asses for telling her to not campaign.
Government brings in scum. Scum predictably explode causing bloodbath. MSM don't ever say 'Muslim terrorism. Government cracks down on us the public so we can't be terrorists.
Which of her advisors said base your campaign on this unfair shit and not appearing at even one televised debate with the others...?!
Fucking madness
A 16 year old has more sense.
They are fixing Cameron's fuck up with Brexit the fucking traitors.
>>129117316
No bully!
WELL DONE CHRIS COGHLAN
NIGEL RETURN NEXT ELECTION??
>>129117313
Well clearly they didn't study economics then.
>abolish tuition fees
>Fuck over zero hour contractors
>Higher tax rates on anyone relevant, business just gonna relocate outside of UK or accept the assrape
>No real support for small businesses
>Giving poorfags more money in turn increasing NHS cost
>More funding for public services
>Weak brexit
And where do they plan to get this money from?
These ""economists"" are having you on and that article is a bias piece of shit. Anyone with a brain will tell you labour will shit on the economy and they will backpedal on half the shit they want to do because they can't afford it
>>129116857
Murdochs a cunt who preaches to pensioners. Pensioners voted labour because "muh party since 1960" and old Tory viters lost it over their pension. The criticism isnt of the voting it's of the response.
>>129118394
Fuck, reading that I just realised that this might all be happening
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOTS
The best part of this election is watching UKIP racists standing on the podium getting less votes than the Green party lmao
>>129118738
>the hearing the silence after their names announced
So, its 100% over? There's no coming back? May can't even scrape out a victory according to CNN statistics?