Meanwhile in /pol/ mansion...

>>129108999
Looks ugly desu

Can you keep it down? I'm making passionate love to my husbando.

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>>129108999
Better mansion

LOCK THE AUSSIES AND CANKEKS IN THE BASEMENT

>>129109845

I prefer this one.

>flat roof

dropped

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>>129108999

U JELLY?

I will just sit on a balcony, paint my nails and get some sun while you boys kill your selves off in firework accidents and the like then marry the last one standing who has proven to be the alpha of the alphas.

>>129110554
If you can see your neighbor's house, you're not impressing anyone. It's about the land, not the house.

>>129110554
Why would you build it like a small commieblock if you're rich?

WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN THE KITCHEN SINK

>>129108999
Can we live in a less (((modernist))) designed house

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>>129108999
http://archive.is/feoUS

Underground mansions, get on my subterranean level

>>129110716
Not everybody wants to live an hour from the city. But I would like a lot of land.

Are the showers actually showers or are we making the holocaust actually happen?

>>129109845
Agreed, there's a fines to it that no modern looking home can wish to replicate. Basically what used to be good about Europe before it got enriched.
10/10

>>129110771
Shit in the sink is part and parcel of living in the /pol/ mansion.

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>>129110877
Get on my submarine level.

>>129113355
Yeah there must be a final solution to all this Pajeets around here

WHO THE FUCK USED MY CUM RAG

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Stay the hell out of my armory!

>>129110658
seems like a good plan.

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my boypussy would be available for horny anons

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>Somebody drank the last cold beers and didn't put new ones in the fridge

>>129117869
>he also left the empty cans inside the fridge

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>>129108999
>Ivan GET YOUR FUCKING BODY PILLOW OFF OF MY KING SIZE BED WHERE I FUCK MANY WOMEN

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>>129108999

> stretched bike

money can't buy taste

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>>129108999
>fake helicopter

You guys up for a prank? I want to steal the Libertarians hemicopter and use it to drop snakes in the Ancap wing.

>>129119134
what sort of jew trickery is this?

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>STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE ELECTRICITY BILL I'M TELLING YOU THIS NIGGERCOIN IS GOING TO MAKE US RICH

"Grab another kike from the basement! I need the oven to make some cupcakes"

>>129109845


Yeah why don't we live in a big haunted mansion? This makes more sense in the long run if you think about it

>>129110658
no...youre a freakishly looking man who's pretending to be a girl

>>129110658
>Marry

Fuck that, you'll get your collar and spend the next 10 years serving me, then I'll get another 18 year old and feed you to the proletariat

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GAS BILL?

>>129122083
i told you to tone down your "zionist club dinner parties"

i thought we agreed on just once a month, and you were going to start inviting only two or three guests

also the neighbors called the police about the swastika topiary again

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>>129108999
All I want it's to ignore you are here.

>>129122083
"HITLET HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU RACKED UP A $5000 GAS BILL?"

"MARCH YOUR ASS INTO STALIN'S ROOM AND AWAIT YOUR WHOPPIN!"

> tfw NatSocs and AnCaps are lobbing gas grenades at each other again

>>129120548
it's from airwolf

Looking for fit bf to pound my Manlet athletic twink ass
Room 129

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>>129125843
I'm a skinny twink and I will pound your ass

>>129108999
All I can think about is throwing a football between the two patios and eventually breaking the glass

>when a commie redistributes my leftovers out of the fridge, violating the NAP, so I call in my recreational A-10 to strafe his bedroom

>>129126279
Twinks were born to be pounded, not to do the pounding

>>129108999
You are now imagining the smell.

>>129116120
I've always wanted a war room study for cigars and fancy music with biometric locks on it

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>>129108999
Meanwhile in Brazil

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>>129126891
true, but I can't pass the opportunity

>>129115081
>Noticing alien cum in your rag
Wut?

>/pol/ mansion.
i dont see any niggers,,

>>129125843
>>129126279
Gay is not allowed. We check too

>>129128562
check the trees

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>>129108999
>IRL
nice trips btw

Hey can we keep it quiet tonight? My buddy Jamal is coming over to study

>>129128324
It didn't have the usual discoloration from anon's gonorrhea.

>>129108999
Checked

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>>129128626
You can't stop it.

>>129120548
How did you recognize it as fake?

>>129113786

This is pretty cool.

>>129129844
It's not fake, we just ran it out of fuel and then killed the battery trying to start it again because /leftypol/ kept coming by.

>>129108999
>who sold my slave?

Mom! Kurt is hogging the bandwidth watching porn!

>>129110658
I'll marry if you only if you have a feminine penis larger than mine

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I'm still trying to track down that trap we hired as a cook last week.

When I bit into the first of my tendies, they were SCORCHING HOT and I burned my mouth, clearly violating the NAP. I know that effeminate bastard overcooked them deliberately.

Some physical removal is CLEARLY called for now. I know he's lurking in one of these rooms. Let me know if you see him.