Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 18th edition

>>129097401
Always archive those

>https://youtube com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

hi

MAY SURGE

TORIES WIN SWINDON

>>129097510
iya

Conservatives hold Swindon North

QUIT YOUR JOB AND GO ON BENEFITS

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>>129097401
Thanks for making these threads lad.

what's going on

I don't into UK politics

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>tfw your country is finished

tories will get 330 seats

DIMBLEBY PISSED THE FUCK OFF BY SOUND QUALITY AND STUDIO FLY

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kayleigh

She said destroy
in black New York.

Kek Dimbles BTFO audio quality and fly in the studio

Fuck. I have to get up at six am to catch a flight. I should really go to bed.

>Green party mongs always have a double or triple barreled surname

hmm

EXIT POLL OVERESTIMATING TORIES

What the fuck is this result?

SWING TO LABOUR IN SWINDON

ITS OVER FOR THE TORIES

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Let's celebrate this Labour triumph with some DIVERSITY

>UKIP voters in Swindon North going to Labour
WHY

Labour doing well in the South

PANIC
PANIC
PANIC
PANIC
PANIC

CONSERVATIVE/UKIP COALITION INCOMING

SCREENSHOT THIS

>Conservatives doing a lot better than polls
>Scotland getting btfo

ITS BREXIT ALL OVER AGAiN

WHAT DOES SWINDON MEAN??

HOW DOES IT COMPARE TO EXIT POLL?

>>129097602
Polls are shit once again

>>129097634
You're about 70 years late lad

FLY IN DIMBLEBOTS STUDIO

FLY IN DIMBLEBOTS STUDIO

FLY IN DIMBLEBOTS STUDIO

FLY IN DIMBLEBOTS STUDIO

FLY IN DIMBLEBOTS STUDIO

GOOD RESULT FOR LABOUR, 3+ PERCENT SWING

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Dimbo's merking it tonight. Stellar performance.

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>>129097591

I know he's a dreamboat isn't he

Dimbleby

>it's 2017

>david sperging out over everything

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>Yes you the fly at the back

>>129097709
Good result for Labour

DIMBLEBY INVOKES CURRENT YEAR ON SOUND TECHNICIANS

>>129097660
HEY KIPPERS

I THOUGHT YOU WERE RED PILLED

S W I N D O N
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>>129097602
Another year, same parties Nothing that matters.

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This is gonna take forever fuck

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

A FLY IN THE BBC STUDIO!!!
ITS IRRITATING THE ANNOUNCER!!!
ELECTION CANCELED

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>Sound quality terrible. It's current year

>>129097701
>A coalition with a party that has 0 (ZERO) seats

All those UKIP voters who went Labour need to hang themselves.

THE FLY

1917
>1917
1917
>1917
1917

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The English deserve everything they get.

This is Keighley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-JHNOCobFM

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Be honest. Who would shag this sexy thicc hotty?

>>129097671
true they should change their names like Tommy "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" Robinson to feign being working class

LABOUR HAS 3 MORE SEATS
TORIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

#JEZWECAN

Lol David Dmbleby saound the sound quality is from 1917

>It's 2017, not 1917

>>129097836
Always does

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wtf neil

>>129097788
>The fly in the spectacles
>No, not you, behind you

>>129097701
How
What seats can they possibly win

The exit poll is a fix to get more people to watch tv, it's all bollocks, the tories will still thrash it.

I repeat THE TORIES WILL THRASH IT

THRASH THE PAKIS

THE TORIES WILL THRASH THE PAKIS ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT

THRASHING THE PAKIS AND THE WOGS WOGS WOGS

FIRST FOR IRRITATING FLY

>>129097882
absolute state of ukip

>>129097928
Neil is savage on twitter

#JEZWECAN
>#JEZWECAN
#JEZWECAN
>#JEZWECAN
#JEZWECAN
>#JEZWECAN
#JEZWECAN
>#JEZWECAN
#JEZWECAN
>#JEZWECAN
#JEZWECAN
>#JEZWECAN
#JEZWECAN
>#JEZWECAN

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>>129097401
the exit poll is a right mess

FINNA TO HAVE A WANK BROS. WHAT TO?

christ this is going to be a nervy night

>>129097837
>CNN LATEST
>FLY IS A RUSSIAN HACKER
>FERN COTTON IS A KREMLIN PLANT

So the polls were wrong? Torys doing better?

>>129097928
NIEL BTFO COMMIES

BASED SWINDON NEVER LETS US DOWN

>>129097879
WELL I'M A HUMAN FLY

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>UK decides between:
>a marxist who will slow down the Brexit and bring in more immigrants
>a grandmother who wants a full 1984 country

You can come here for holiday anytime you want, lads.

>>129097876
Labour +18
Con +3
UKIP -9
I smell a rat. Which one of you bastards was it?

It's over lads, Corbyn is going to give everyone a paki terrorist for a neighbour.

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>>129097876
You clearly haven't taken the Acceleration pill

>>129098045
Nope.
Worse. Corbyn will be PM

Ho. Lee. Fuq. Tories cleaning up.

WTF IS GOING ONNNNNNN???????

Why do BBC insist on doing the fucking news during these things

>>129098028
>finna
Kill yourself.

>>129098028
A picture of Nigel Farage laughing

i've been on sky should i change to bbc for dimblebants?

>>129097902
probably looks decent from behind

>>129097882
So far slightly better than exit polls for CON.

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>Le it's Brexit and Le Drumpf all over again XDDD

Ummm, no sweeties... The evil Tory scum are going to lose and they're going to lost BADLY to the progressive alliance. (((They))) have no power here.

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>>129097922
>it's the current year and you don't even have a compression microphone and audiophile mixing decks

>>129098045
No, Labour did better in Swindon than expected

TOO EARLY TO TELL

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he looks like a poundland van rompuy

Just got paid lads, off to the shop. Anyone want anything?

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Why is this man so likeable and harmless, he's pretty funny, I bet his house is full of folders and documents

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Britain Elects confirmed /pol/tards

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872943968434229249

>>129098028
One way of dealing with nerves lad

>>129098080
How much are prostitutes in Spain?

>>129098129
So they can repeat the stuff we just saw.

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gis a kissy lil boy

>>129098137
Yes, change over

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>>129097958
>BZZTTTT! what about the £350 million for the NHS

>>129097759
does it have a name?

>>129098190
>This man
>Doesn't know Based Curtice

>>129098188
Shops are CLOSED

>>129098185
>>129098190
He looks spooky

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Who do you think the fly voted for?

Shamy shamy chakabati

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Spoke to Lithuanian friend who said he loved Britain for giving him opportunity etc.

Brexit happens, he hopes UK gets wrecked by France and Germany.

This is why Brexit was voted in the first place, because as soon as people like him disagree with something they do a 180. They say "I love Britain" but they don't. They love the gibsmedat.

When will people realise the West cannot stand on economics alone?

Backstabbing twats, fuck off.

>>129098190
I love him, but he needs to clean his glasses.

>>129098045
apparently all over the place, some places tories did better, last two labour did better.
may is still FUCKED though, unless she magically gets a 30 seat majority the knives are going to be out

>>129097401
Can someone please explain why labour gets so hyped over these safe seat wins???

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>Tfw the Russians hacked the election

Someone alert Louise.

>>129098212
Cheap, like anywhere else......I guess?

Every single seat is going to be crucial

We need the Tories to hang in and form a coalition with the DUP

>>129098185
fuck up sweden he's a national treasure

>>129098129
Dimble needs fag breaks

>>129098137
Yes, sky is boring

>>129098199
kek

>>129098149
>wanting your country to turn into the Soviet Union 2.0 just because le israel xD

POUND FALLING ALREADY KEK

>Lab gain in Kensington & Chelsea now expected, source on ground says.

London has fallen.

>>129098301
It's a Russian spy fly attempting to rig the election

https://mobile.twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/872951971178741760

LABOUR WIN KENSINGTON

MAY BTFO
TORIES BTFO

>>129098304
>They say "I love Britain" but they don't. They love the gibsmedat.


THIS SO MUCH

Whose that cutie news announcer on BBC?

is it possible the hung parliament is actually the best outcome because it means Corbyn doesn't get to wreck everything and May has to fuck off and take her totalitarian surveillance state with her?

>>129097634
Take solice in the fact that the anti white cunts that are largely responsible will be wailing in tears tonight.

>>129097401
Labour is winning Brexit aint happening

I want to have an exotic but British threesome with Mishal Husain and Sharanjit Leyl.

>>129098188
Get me one of them Maltesers bars x

What the hell is going on? Fuck, I can't sleep now

Someone give me an OP image for the next thread

>>129098270

I didn't know his name but have seen him many times on the telly

>Lab gain in Kensington & Chelsea now expected, source on ground says.

OH GOD

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THIS IS ALL DRUMPFS FAULT

>>129098281
Got a 24 hour garage/co-op not a three minute walk from my house lad. As well as a 24 hour Maccys

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>>129097928
BOLLOCKS
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>tfw all my money is not in GBP

heh... nothin personnel kiddos..

>>129098432
>KEKSINGTON

>>129098386
Hello Shlomo. Anyway, Soviet Union 2.0 would unironically be better than the current CIVIC paki meme. Shame Corbyn is a complete cuck.

>>129098432
>source on ground says
umm sweetie no

>>129098462
>Cutie
Stop it. It's losing it's meaning.

PHWOAR SHARON

>>129098301
it's a mayfly

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>>129098400

>>129098466
No.
Brexit is the most important thing.
Hung parliament cannot negotiate Brexit.

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B A S E D

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>Labour win the poshest constituency in the country

>>129098508
Lmao!!!!
What a shit show

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>>129098503

>>129098304
Precisely. For as long as immigration is viewed through a purely economic lense we'll continue to import people who despise us

>>129098607
Tar

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Brexit and REMAIN/LEAVE has totally fucked up all the patterns and predictions hasn't it?

Wait I thought May was confident. What the shit happened? Youd think the muzzies doing that shit over the last two weeks would have helped her?

>>129098345
Well where I am 75 Euros will get you 30 mins with something fuckable and Polish. Can I get a decent Colombian for the same in Spain?

I'm getting bored with white women.

>>129098578
kek

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>>129098199
lads btfo

>>129098188
lilt and a purple yorkie please mate

>>129098509
This guy is such a snake in the grass

>>129098432
ouch

>>129098531
Who is Andrew Neil and why are his tweets posted here so often?

>>129098496
Literally anything could happen. Exit polls are all over the place. The SNP reckon theyve done far better than the exit polls says.

Its all up in the air.

Exciting for a non-voter like myself.

>>129098509
>South Korea
That was obviously her own fault you ignorant jewish fuck

Does Jeremy even know where he is ?

VINE IS BACK

Oh shit it's animation time

Burger here. Tell me who's gonna be President Trump's British bitch? Is it still May or Corbyn?

Reminder if Labour wins things will get worse and there is guaranteed to be a real happening.
Reminder (((they))) like to do things little by little and not flat out retard the way Labour do.

Give bbc stream pls, Sky is SHITE

>>129098572
She was cute tho

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All I wanted was Brexit to happen lads

>>129098462
Rita chackrabhati, who is about 70
And a paki

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>Labour win Kensington

B-but le exit poll is wrong

V I N E L A D S

THATS IT LADS CANCEL BREXIT PACK IT ALL UP ITS BEEN FUN WHILE IT LASTED

>>129098730
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

did you pay your tv licence m8?

>>129098462
>Whose that cutie news announcer on BBC?

Reeta Chakrabarti

>Labour doing well in Posh constituencies
>Tories doing better in working class constituencies

The flippening is happening. Time to ride Ethereum to the moon.

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ARMED POLICE AT CORBYN'S HOUSE

>>129098730
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>>129098509
kek, this jew again.

>>129098509
fuck this piece of shit anyways

>>129097694
Yup, she done goofed

>>129098680
ffs

jeremy vine in tron 3 when

>DUP haven't ruled out a coalition

>These animations are what our tv licenses get spent on

>>129098699
gb2 the sticky

>>129098665
I don't know man, I don't use prostitutes. But I suppose so.

>>129098730
http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

Dare you enter Jeremy magical world?

>>129098509
People like him are why everyone hates the Jews

>>129098725
Sorry I don't have any crayons

>>129098472

>Thinking a lifelong euroskeptic would stop brexit.
Fuck, you guys aren't smart. Nice cheese though, makes a good base for our proper cheddar to shine in a cheese toastie

>>129098782
I'm an unironic fan of THE VINE

>Thurrock labour in exit poll

I will eat my fucking hat if it goes red

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>SNP DOWN 22 SEATS

>>129098811
REPORTS OF GUNFIRE OUTSIDE THE CORBYN RESIDENCE

>>129098811
THE COUP BEGINS

Rightly So is wanking so furiously over his thread getting stickied.

>>129098845
Still wouldn't have enough if the exit poll is even close to correct.

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There'll always be an England.......

>>129098814
Thanks.

>>129098803
Didn't pay my Jizya to the Imam m8.

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>>129098691
>snake
>Jew

You were expecting something else?

It's a shame nobody invites Are Nige onto the telly for these programs

>>129098702
>The SNP reckon theyve done far better than the exit polls says.

How would they even know, the doss cunts. I hope they turn into niggers overnight.

>>129098909
t. Ashdown

>>129098926

He topped himself?

SUNDERLAND WEST LAB HOLD

SWING FOR THE CONSERVATIVES

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>SATELLITEVIA KHAZAKSTAN
>DAVID LAMMY
kek racism

>>129098806
>>129098750
She is already 52??
What a lass

>>129098218
>>129098378
shit cheers lads the graphics are cracking what's this downing street green screen bullshit
i only went on sky because iplayer always seems a while behind for me

>>129098509
Remember when a tranny manhandled him on TV for all the world to see lmao

>>129098730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0WL8cjrpC8

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>>129098725
>currently eating a burger
at this point i'm just scanning for fellow burger posts and occasionally replies too them.

>>129098922
recent signals suggest more like down 12-14

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>>129098747
Just to make sure you're talking about her right?

>>129098857
No
I hate the sticky

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>>129098851
money well spent

>>129098926
IT SEEMS A BLAIRITE DEATH SQUAD HAS STORMED JEREMY CORBYN'S NORTH LONDON RESIDENCE

NOT GOING INTO WORK TMRW

NOT DOING AN OUNCE OF WORK UNDER A COMMUNIST REGIME

>>129098909
exit polls are bollocks
sometimes you get an early leak of the actual count, when it becomes obvious things are going one way

>thornberry

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>>129098811
>Having to listen to Corbyn going balls deep in Abbott
Brave lads

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>>129098984
DEAD IS DEAD

>>129099034
>swing to Tories in Leave areas

Problem is, this is meaningless in safe seats

Most marginals are Remain seats

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JF and Confused. Help

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>Thornberry

>>129099085
Yep!

c4 is pretty good, paxman is ripping the shit out of everyone

corbyn went from being portray as this insane man who had no grasp on anything, to some sort of saviour of UK polictics-- what happened?

Kensington is a fucking 16k majority

I knew London and Scotland would end up fucking us

>>129098968
he's doing the lords work tonight tbf. good on 'im

>>129098583

Well no shit, lib dems didn't win.

>>129098907
I'm an unironic ironic fan of Vine Man.

>>129099085
ERRRRGHHH

>German taste

THORNBERRY ALERT

How many glasses of proseco is Thornberry on at the moment?

>>129099113
10 year gulag

>>129097401
How does a minority government work in this situation? Lib dems are refusing to go in to another coalition, so with the current numbers no party will have a majority. The UK seriously needs to organise a written constitution to setup clear rules on this shit.

>>129097820
Labour is literally the red party.

>that smug look on Thornberry's face

>>129099050
Yeah, my iplayer is behind which is annoying but coverage is better.

>>129099219
The lefty media.

>>129098992
>Capitalising Islamic words

They're really selling you something over there huh.

>>129098094
I've gone full on accelerationist, but I feel like a fucking lunatic because of it. At least I have NZ passport to talk back on of or doesn't work, sorry lads.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872952576496594944
>#GE2017: Washington & Sunderland West: Jeb!: 60.7% (+60.7) Con: 28.8% (+10.0) UKIP: 6.8% (-12.8) LDem: 2.4% (-0.3) Grn: 1.3% (-1.7)
JEB SURGE!

>>129098028
What the fuck does finna even mean. And how the fuck are you supposed to pronounce it.

Smug thornberry on BBC
Lovely...

>>129099223
Londoners need to be hanged.

>>129099185

mute

>>129099223
Scotland is swinging Tory you twat

>>129099256
VINE for pm when?

thornberry's voice makes me hard

>>129099113
NOT GOING TO WORK EVER AGAIN

NOT DOING ANOTHER OUNCE OF WORK UNDER ZOG

>>129099223
Tories have gained in Scotland though?

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GOING TO FINISH PAINTING THIS COUNTRY BLACK AND BROWN

Nige live on LBC.

I want to fuck Thornberry to death. Literal death. I would fuck her smarmy face so hard I would smash her skull. Fucking smug shit.

>>129099261
She looks really fit for a 52 year old though.

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labour btfo

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>>129098185

>>129099342
This is truly a fucked timeline when England is going red and Scotland is going blue

>>129099223
What's happened in Kensington?

>>129099301
>mfw I see people talk about the (((BBC))) are right wing media and the (((Sun))) has never supported Labour

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S M U G

>>129099266
Easier to measure it in bottles tbqhwyf.

>>129099273
LET EM COME I'LL FIGHT EM OFF ONE BY ONE

Would definitely fuck Emily Thornberry

>>129099263
>>129099185
Muted

>>129099365
She should make a JOI.

>>129099332
It's like she's on a cloud.

>Immigration will never, EVER fall now

NEW

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>>129099211
Paxman can fuck off

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What did they mean by this

White Van Woman spouting absolute garbage at the moment.

WRECKED.
>But I.. uh. eh. Well, to be honest...

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>>129099181
>Most marginals are Remain seats
Is this true?

this cunt is so smug
>may should resign
fuck off

Thornberry is so full of herself and seems to have fallen for the exit poll meme

Tories are making gains, you stupid woman

Alternate Election on Channel 4 is dire

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>>129099147

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judge rinder says not to trust the exit poll

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>>129097902
I wanna eat her fucking pussy as she spits on me and tells me i'm nothing but her little toy.

emily thornberry is just a white diane abbot

>>129099362
Perfect PM for the Coalition of Chaos.

ITS OVER

BREXIT CANCELLED

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872953816982970368

>>129099406
sauce?

Does anyone here still believe a three figure Tory majority is happening?

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>Alex Salmond
>Dad dies last week
>might lose Westminster seat

F

>>129099332
>Smug thornberry on BBC

her smugness is off the charts and reaching Diane Abbott levels

>>129099586
What excellent advice!

Emily is for sure drunk as fuck

>>129099211
Paxman needs to be put down. He's a mere shadow of his former self. Look at dims on Beeb, the man is a fucking master of his craft

>>129099276
Could mean another election, probably with different leaders.

Lib dems might be lying about not making a coalition anyway.

>>129099640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnQ83Gh0qQ

>>129099608
What is he talking about?

>>129099328
dunno m8, my girlfriends girlfriends all say it.

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>>129099423
Get some better brown newsfu taste, pleb.

>>129099365
same tbqh

>>129099577
>Channel 4
>Literally Jewish

How do people never notice these things aren't a coincidence?

I need live footage of this cunts face when Labor loses.

>>129097401
Emily ThornCunt is alluding to a coalition.

the fucking state of thornberry

>>129098725
In a shock twist it's going to be May AND Corbyn. They've teamed up as the Consabour party.

>>129098922
I recognize that bulge!

>>129098188
Giz a freddo please mate

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That's today? The big news in the states is that gay ass comey herring.

Today was a completely average day, no happenings here. Besides all british parties are the same for the most part. At the end of the day theyre still british.

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>>129099761

>>129099586
>SS office
has it happened already?

Inb4 Tories exactly 326 seats

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>Lab gain in Kensington & Chelsea now expected

POSHOS LITERALLY KEKING THEMSELVES KEK

Is Emily Thornberry fucking drunk?

>>129099301

>media in the U.K.
>left wing

What the fuck are you smoking? This isn't America

>>129099950
>At the end of the day theyre still british.

What#s that supposed to mean?

>>129099950
Thanks for the insight burger

I am going to sleep now.

>>129100094

She's like a slutty Mum's friend

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>looking bad for @JaneEllison in Battersea.

>>129100071

Lab gain != seat gain

>>129097401
I have a theory that multiculturalism causes political polarization. You see the center disappear, and each party becomes increasingly polarized. As the country becomes less homogeneous, you will find it more and more difficult to come to sensible solutions to your problems. I noticed this in the United States, let me know if you think it applies to the United Kingdoms.

>>129099950
>Americans grasp on anything not American

>>129097958
>Would you start a nuclear holocaust Mr Corbyn?