Why hasn't isis attack the US territories ?

Because they're territories not states

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Because barely anyone knows we even exist and those that do don't know we are US property

I just hope the statehood vote passes this weekend or else I'm packing everything and moving to the mainland US

Don't give them ideas, asshole.

I had a dream 2 days ago that I was entering a store while a terror attack/or warning was happening and I had a backpack with me and there were like 25 soldiers in the store. I was anxious because my backpack is for books (college) and I remember soldiers looking at everything--also I was scared shitless of getting TRUCKED or bombed or something. I can't imagine how eurocucks feel with all the terror in their country.

>>129097356
I used to to live in the USVIs and I've spent time in Guam. No population centers that are densely populated desu.

>>129097356
Don't worry. Once too many people realize ISIS is a CIA/Mossad operation and stop supporting the MIC, they'll authorize direct attacks on US soil.

Screencap this.

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>>129097356
>Guam

Fuck man, try attacking my Polynesian island, they'll get their ass fucking handed to them.

>>129097954
please dont last thing we need is more nigger spics

>>129097954
It doesn't matter if the statehood vote passes. We will never grant you statehood.

>>129098617
Guam is in Micronesia not Polynesia you retarded fag

>>129097954
>Be
I hope it doesn't, our country doesn't need another blue state

because if they do we will stop funding them

>>129098693
everyone born in Puerto Rico is automatically a US citizen, there is literally nothing stopping the entirety of the island from moving to the US right this instant if Statehood doesn't pass

>>129098842
name 1(One) time that the US denied someone statehood

>>129099260
>name 1(One) time that the US denied someone statehood
Puerto Rico.

>>129097356
No one cares about the people who live there. They might as well attack Sudan.

>>129099044
It doesn't matter it's still a part of the Pacific Islands. Literally right next to each other. My bad.

Still, they won't fuck with us Pacific Islanders. These white boys are fucking pussies, we'll clean up the mess faggots.

>>129097356
The same reason that attacks in the US are rare. We have a great big ocean separating us from the middle east. You have to be mildly brighter than a bag of hammers to get here. That excludes most terrorists.

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>>129097954
>I just hope the statehood vote passes this weekend
Statehood will win.
>Implying USA will grant it after

>tfw can't remember if US citizens can come and go freely between the mainland and Puerto Rico

What are puerto rican women like?

>>129099260
>name 1(One) time that the US denied someone statehood
There is literally no benefit to adding Puerto Rico to the union. Alaska offered limitless resources and Hawaii offered strategic military benefits. Puerto Rico only offers debt and a filthy, tiny, crime ridden island.

>>129100554
Loud, crazy, and very thicc.

>>129097356
Puerto rico statehood when?

>>129101115
unf. All three are a plus for me.

>>129099521
They haven't asked yet you tard

>>129097356
Any mudshitter running around with a gun or knife here will get lit the fuck up the moment he says allahu snackbar.

>>129101551
They've been asking for decades. Puerto Rico was the right wing neolib state testing ground. The capitlists came in, fucked everything up, then left and blamed Puerto Ricans, who had absolutely no control over the situation. Then they did it to Kansas and other states. Puerto Rico will NEVER be a state, because that would mean neolibs would have to clean up one of their messes, and they've never once in history done that.

>>129101527
The loud and crazy part is supposed to be a negative. Very negative. Seriously, those bitches will fuck you up if you mess with them. And you can hear their voices from about a mile away.

>>129102721
Even better.

>>129101527
They tend to like white dick, so you are in luck.

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>>129101374
Never.

Shut the fuck up you fucking whore and leave the US Virgin Islands out of your CIA nigger conspiracy

>>129101095
Look where in the map the island is located then come back.