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Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 15th edition

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>Recently called results
Sunderland South Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Lavour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour.
Newcastle hold Labour, by only 2 percent, less than the exit poll projected, bad news for Labour.

>Exit poll
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

SNP DOWN 22 SEATS

>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html
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Fuck Jews, Niggers, Muslims, and Capitalists

Corbyn 2017 and beyond
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>>129090933
we are staying in the single market.
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>>129091114
FREE MOVEMENT YES!
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Is it actually likely conservatives can get a majority? are the exit polls bollocks?
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1.56
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SHRUB ROCKETEERS OUT
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LOOK WHO IS COUNTING
>LOOK WHO IS COUNTING
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EXIT POLLS ACTUALLY WRONG SO FAR, THERE IS HOPE
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Threads are going too fast. Please calm down lads.
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Tory majority happening.
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I just want cummies with Rightly So's bummies
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>and for about an hour and a half Labour thought they were going to win

Not anymore.
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>jack "everyone i know died in the holocaust" straw
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>>129091114
Hope so.
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1.52
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>>129090933
>Sunderland South Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Lavour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour.
More like "the predicted swing for Labour was actually the swing for the Tories"
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>>129090933
>a tripfag actually contributing
appreciate it mate
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We're the future, get over it white people.
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>>129091114
I'd be surprised if you move in anything other than name
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Is it time for a NatSoc coup?
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MUDSLIMES SPOTTED.

RIGGED CONFIRMED
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Reminder:

L is for Labour
L is for Lice
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>>129091076
Based Corbs is LITERALLY the only one who can save us.
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>>129091223
ISIS flag above Downing St when?
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What is there to stop vote counters from just lying about their count?
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Pls happen brexit
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So May called his general election on Brexit and has not got the coronation she expected, Brexit cancelled? Yet another referendum?
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>>129091223
Totally impartial kuffar. Trust us!
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>>129091223
>>>>>>>>>>islington
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>>129091223
hope she gets my muslims out spoiled vote
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Conservatives will win

Queen will outlaw Islam and give all Commonwealth States to the Empirical States of America.
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>>129091201
1.52 now
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>>129091223
>islington
Who gives a fuck?
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>>129090933
>UKIP
>implying the UK will ever have independence with such pussy nation of cowards.
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Based on early results I'm extrapolating to a 650 seat majority for Labour
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People voted for this idiot.
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>>129091197
Its very possible but we don't know. Too early to say.
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>>129091355
Brexit is cancelled if she loses.
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>>129091290
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>Hurr May will censor my animes and my /pol/
>Let's vote for the rabid Stalinists and shrieking blue-haired SJWs instead, I'm sure they'll let me objectify women and be racist in publilc

You don't even realise what you've done.
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Has he LARPed himself to death yet?
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Hello lads!
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What are you listening to Brit/pol/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_5FkCs6n_A
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WEAK AND WOBBLY MENTIONED
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1.53

>>129091379
no need to help me, i update as fast as i can
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Stop wasting /pol/ traffic with your irrelevant shit

o and pay denbts, you crooked teeth cumskin cunts lmaooo im out
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>>129091290
The holocaust never happened
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>>129091264
>betfair
Gud boi
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temper your expectations based on tory gains in northeast

https://twitter.com/brtnelexben/status/872940929187028992
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>>129091197
Tories has gained more than the exit polls showed so far. Will need a few more results in to see a pattern.
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>muh exit poll
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>>129091264
that will be a lay soon enough
http://news.forexlive.com/!/how-the-first-seat-to-declare-in-the-uk-election-performed-compared-to-expectations-20170608
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>>129091114
This was May's plan all along, she purposely sabotaged her own campaign so we would get a soft brexit, why else would she not show up to debates and bring back unpopular policies like fox hunting and the dementia tax.
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>>129091463

He and Owen Jones are going to be so arsehurt come 5am.
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>tfw no Rimmer

I miss him he's lovely and round
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>>129091398
And this one.
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>>129091398
MILITARY COUP INCOMING!!!
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1.52.
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Would splurge all over Kay's surgically enhanced cheekbones
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>>129091211
how DARE you hit me with sexy Asuka,sir?!
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>jack straw hasn't decayed yet

???
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>>129091463
what's this cunt up to these days? he was insufferable on 4 news
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https://twitter.com/brtnelexben/status/872940929187028992

Back to despair.
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>>129091493
nigger detected
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1.5
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>>129091484
back to 1.52 now
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POSTAL BALLOTS NOT COUNTED IN EXIT POLL

COULD BE BETTER FOR LABOUR THAN WE THINK
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Just fuck my country up senpai
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Labour wins. How many more muzzy bombings by 2018?
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BLAIRITES RUNNING FOR THE HILLS PURGE COMING SOON
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>>129091493
never even heard of your country m8
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>>129091197

Yeah, Sunderland showed that.

Exit poll is way out.
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1.49
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Good luck red coats
Hope Labour wins for your sakes
t. Colonial
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>(((Tories))) say they want to honor Brexit
>(((Tories))) then throw the UK election
>Now Brexit can't happen

What a (((coincidence)))
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>>129091549
>Owen Jones
>Still having any sensation in his arsehole
Please
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>>129091223
Fuck me the one on the left will eat anything not-labour and the one on the right will be fuming with cordite from her fathers dynamite stash
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yup
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>>129091661
1.49
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See you guys in the morning

No vote count shananigans, please
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>exit polls are infallible!

t. remain will win by 5 clear points
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>>129091449
All the Labour autists on here need to kill themselves.
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>when you're a low grade bank clerk and a damp rag
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>>129091493
WHY IS THERE A SHOE GROWING OUT OF HER ARSE?
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The guy who did the exit poll is a complete numpty.
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Any comfy interactive results maps?
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North East is a strange place. Real test still to come.
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Why is he not on telly?
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>>129091720
Thanks anon for doing this, interesting.
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yup
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THE POUND IS RECOVERING!

I REPEAT!

THE POUND IS RECOVERING!!

TORY MAJORITY IMMINENT
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>>129091630
He went completely mad.
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>>129091449
You've never been racist in public in your entire life you fucking melt
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>>129091262

I CAN'T

LOOK AT THE EXIT POLL

Blimey you know a month ago with that lead they had I never expected this.
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Anyone have link to MUMMY SPUNK VIDEO?
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>>129091769
yup
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1.49 (no change)
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>>129091345
Save us from what stupid twat all your money is going to be going to Tramps and Immigrants
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>>129091493
A FUCKING PINEAPPLE
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>>129091830
He is gonna be on later i think
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>>129091806
Don't bully him
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Is there any site showing live counting results? Or is it even a thing in UK?
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>>129091806
absolute state
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THE

ABSOLUTE

STATE

OF

"""""GREAT""""""

BRITAIN
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>>129091849
always buy the dip
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>>129091076
>>129091345
>>129091114
>>129091177
>>129091318
>>129091355
>>129091398
>>129091579
>>129091493
Spotted the Brockpuppets.

>>129091547
This is the /pol/ I've known for years and love.
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>>129091449
BUT WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE FOXES
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>>129091889
1.49- 1.50
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>>129091690
Exit poll focusses on marginals, no one campaigns in safe seats
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>>129091806
I've seen it all.
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>>129091675
I WANT KAREN'S FEET ON MY FACE
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>>129091670
HOLY FUCKING KEK

>postal votes
>tories
pick one
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>yfw Labour gets btfo
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Nigel on BBC for fun when?
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>>129091830
>Implying she was ever mighty
>People actually bought into the 'May is good' meme
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>>129091958

Are you forgetting that you literally elected a black man as President?
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>>129091830
sending diane abbott a message asking "are you ill #prayfordiane" every single minute
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>>129091889
I like this gimmick lad, keep it up
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>>129091830
He'll be on in the morning.
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Hey BritBro
Fucking comfy here
Channel four coverage wtf?!
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>>129091806
Leave my election husbandu alone.
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Katya is hot as fuck.
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>>129091958
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.
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>>129091922
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
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1.5 (+0.0)
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>>129091958
Tim without the milk
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GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE

F
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>>129091958
Looks a bit like Obama on meth.
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Corbynistas on Twitter are tweeting as though they've already won.
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>>129091958

Looks like an abbo desu
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Thank God the exit poll is wrong, thought I'd lost 2 grand
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did brexit happened or nah?
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>tfw Great Britain is now an ironic slogan
>tfw the United Kingdom is now an ironic slogan

This is really it, isn't it?
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>>129091733
thanks burger
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>>129091758
Is Owen jones the guy who became gay because he surprised his girlfriend cucking him with a good looking caramel lad and then stayed to watch?
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>I won't want to bore you
Kek'd out loud.
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>bbc backpeddling on the exit poll already
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hahah to think this shit island was once an empire ... baffles me.
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>BBC QUOTE

IF THE EXIT POLL IS AS WRONG EVERYWHERE AS IT WAS IN THE FIRST TOO RESULTS WE CAN HAVE A 40-100 TORY MAJORITY


AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>129091995
The exit poll was wrong in 2015 btw
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1.51 (+0.01)
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>>129091958
Sorry son
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QUIT YOUR JOB GO ON BENEFITS

CLAIM TO BE A MIGRANT
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>>129092130
It's about to be driven into a ditch.
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>Tfw the PM Farron memes will actually turn out to be almost true

DEPUTY PM WHEN!?
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>>129091958
What the ACTUAL FUCK is this.
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>>129092078
Thanks swe-bro.
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>>129091958
How come the conservatives got all the ethnic qts?
And Labour got stuck with that?
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>>129092110

Exit poll man on BBC is already saying it's obviously wrong.
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>>129092021
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>>129091854
http://muslimnews.co.uk/newspaper/top-stories/labour-to-outlaw-islamophobia-says-miliband-in-an-exclusive-interview/

This is what you're voting for, times 1000. Milipede was moderate compared to Comrade Corbyn.
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>>129091830
>she blew a 20 point lead xDDD

fuck off with this shit

polls taken when there's no actual politics happen don't count

the reason we do polls when there's no actual elections/referendums taking place is so that people like andrew neil can have something to talk about during the downtime

theresa may was only ever 20 points ahead with the sort of fucking freaks that pay attention to this stuff when they should be doing something better with their time
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>>129091503
>IS DAT GUD 4 LABOUR OR DA TORIES?
>4 LABOR CUZ TORY DIDNT WIN!

Anyone who expected Sunderland and Newcastle to be anything but Labour needs a fucking lobotomy.
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>>129092076
DEAD?!
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>>129091904
Thanks for making these threads rightly so, I'm on my mobile living in a skip and leeching internet off a web cafe. The sticky crashes my phone.
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1.48 (-0.03)
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>>129092072
I hope you don't fap to this m8
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May knew she would lose, it's what she wanted, it's what her pro-EU masters wanted when they demanded she call the election.
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>>129092118
What was your bet? Just straight tory majority?
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gbp rallying
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>>129092144
England prevails
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>>129092168
Oh it's you again. You sad sad person.
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>>129092130
Quite literally been cancelled. CITIZENS OF THE WORLD REJOICE!!!
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>>129091806
He's really aged!
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DAMP MAN SAYS LABOUR BTFO
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>>129092168
You were never anything
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>>129091638

>literal who not posting sources

yea sure thing
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>>129092154
He was olive skinned, you bigot nazi.
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how can you fuck up an exit poll?
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Will the exit polls be disastrously wrong? I'm hoping for a Labour-led coalition desu
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>>129092168
>black gf
why brate, why?
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>>129092110
They didn't get BTFO (so far). That's a win to them. Onwards to the glorious socialist revolution! Turnips for all!
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1.49(+0.01)
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>>129092168
>tfw no qt negress gf
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>>129092381
By ignoring the SHY TORIES
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If dig-its, Are Nige will be returning at dawn, when we look to the west.
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>80 seat Tory majority

Say it with me now lads.
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Is there anything crueler than pretending to give someone a present then snatching it away at the last minute? That's what it is going to be like for leftists as the night goes on.

Serves the cunts right.
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I'll now update every minute now that you get what I'm doing
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>lightning outside

tonight really is a hell of a night
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>>129092247
Downsides of being 'for the many'
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>>129092422
No one cares my dude
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How close are you to knowing the final result?
What happens if there's another election?
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>Exit poll predicts SNP to lose 22 seats
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>>129092369
Isn't that the same?
Or did he mean green olives and the guy was from Mars?
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kind of want a black gf lads, what's happening?
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>>129092274
Theresa's manifesto was pure cancer, she could have not done a thing and let Labour screech for them to show their hand and kept the lead.
>>
>>129092393
Suck my dick you Swedish bastard
>>
>>129092298
If you're white you can come to my house.
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>>129092392
psst...remember me goyim?

THIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR BREXIT
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>>129091849
there's always a retracement, they have to stop out the latecoming mugs
>>
Next seat when?
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>May triggered A50
>gets BTFO at election
>complete political chaos for at least a year

ruh roh
>>
>>129092500
A bit much, perhaps every 2 or 3?
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>>129092521

Won't know properly until 5am ish.
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>>129091830
hell be on later, right??
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>Could Nick Clegg be in danger?
>Political editor of the Daily Mirror tweets...
>Nick Clegg says he's seen a Labour surge in his own seat
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
There's no way the SNP have lost 22 seats btw.
>>
>>129092500
Fuck off.
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WHY NOT JUST USE THE STICKY YOU MONGS????
>>
>>129092168
>attention seeking nigger with a septum piercing

jesus wept that poor guy
>>
>>129092475
>tory boys still absolutely deluded
>>
>>129092584

Half hour

http://election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_2017_by_time.php
>>
>>129092452
Also, (You)s in response to this post qualify as contributing to empowering Nige with dig*its.
>>
>>
>>129092594
suppose so, dont want to spam.
>>
>>129092544
why?
>>
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>>129092496
TUMBLR SUICIDES INCOMING
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This is looking grim lads. I'm going to go walk my dog. Hope things look better by the time I get back.
>>
>>129092584
About midnight.

http://election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_by_time.php
>>
>>129092521
2 seats out of 600+ counted, we;re hours and hours away
>>
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Is the SNP finally getting BTFO the only redeeming factor of this election?
>>
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>>129092496
I like it.
>>
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>>129092351
What the fucks happening?
>>
>>129092530
Me too, anything but white will do me desu. Really bored with the same colour as me.
>>
>>129092584
2am
>>
>>129092530
The Corbyn effect, trickle down.
>>
>tfw ancestors had the sense to leave the UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q97IfBOIR5Q
>>
>>129092452
C'mon Nigel.
>>
>>129092634

You've not been listening to the BBC at all have you? You might want to...
>>
WELCOME BACK INTO EUROPE BRITIONS!!!

I was a fun ride so far but now its time to embrace unity once again. what where you thinking anyways, bro's will be bro's man, we've been bro's centuries before EU happened.

everything is forgotten, welcome back, lets make some monies.
>>
>>129091707
>>129091984
>REEEEEE I KNOW FOX HUNTING IS BANNED BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T
>LIKE, WHAT THE TORY SCUM WERE RAPING AND MURDERING FOXES
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GIRLS IN ROTHERHAM GETTING RAPED IN REAL LIFE, OR THE GIRLS IN MANCHESTER GETTING MURDERED, ALSO IN REAL LIFE, WHAT ABOUT MUH HYPOTHETICAL FOXES
>LIKE, IMAGINE MUH IMAGINARY FOXES GETTING IMAGINARY MURDERED, DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BAD IN YOUR IMAGINATION?

And the saddest part is that their vote is worth the same as yours.
>>
>>129092632
its full of mongs like you
>>
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BREXIT DUCKS IN A ROW MENTIONED
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>>129091338
C is for Conservative
C is for Cunt
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>>129092528
I think olive skinned means Italians or Greeks or something. Either way the guy watched his girlfriend get pounded and realised he liked the toad more than the hole
>>
>>129092638
>>129092676
cheers
>>
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>wANT TO GO TO BED CAUSE TIRED
>wANT TO STAY UP BECAUSE ENJOYING THIS

HEeLEP LADS
>>
>>129092550
I remember him almost in tears over the leave vote.
>>
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Might go and slay Commies on Red Orchestra 2 for about an hour until to kill some time.
>>
this Brussels shill can fuck off
>>
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>>129092539
>Pic related
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>>129092655
Dunno I'm nervous and you're the first foreigner I saw
>>
whos the girl interviewing jack the twat?
>>
NEXT RESULTS WHEN???

NEXT RESULTS WHEN???
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Who else here having a /panic/ attack for unrelated reasons?
>>
>>129092530
whats wrong with british women lad?
>>
>>129092539
i agree, i'm not defending her, just saying that most politics that takes place during "down time" is done for the sake of keeping media people in their cosy jobs rather than anything of substance, and as such polls taken during these times should not be treated seriously

she never had a "20 point lead" in reality
>>
fuck, i'm already getting tired lads
>>
>>129091806
Clever
>>
>>129092632
too fast and full of yanks 2bh
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>>129092655
You Swedish bastard swine
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>>129092780
Stay up - grab a beer
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>>129092746
are you stupid?
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>>129091322
>Largest party
>Doesn't have the required majority
>Is exit poll
Neck yourself you cunt.
>>
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See this?
>>
>>129092773
What a legend
>>
@britainelects

Sunderland Central about to declare lads
>>
>>129092544
>>129092655
>>129092799
WHAT IS HAPPENING????
>>
Friendly reminder that May was the media's candidate and also the candidate Tory high command rallied around in the leadership election last year.
>>
>>129092496
>European Union
Slap that shit off your fucking passport, lad.
>>
Sterling strengthening, think (((they))) know...
>>
REMINDER SUNDERLAND AND NEWCASTLE ARE UNIVERSITY TOWNS

So it helps Labour even more, and they did a lot worse even with that than the exit poll said would happen.

Tories 50 majority incoming.
>>
1.49 (flat as fuck, when is the next count?)
>>
>>129092332
350-399 seats.
>>
>>129091806
Leave the Skeleton of Divining alone.
>>
Cambridge, BBC QT Asian presenter:

>the feeling is that Labour are going to squeak it.
>>
>>129092746
Cheers lad. Was pretty nippy out there anyway.
>>
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>>129092909
Me. Getting texts from my sister calling me racist for voting UKIP as well. Very uncomy.
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>>129093017
Nobody is surprised that they were Labour you tit
>>
>>129092773
That's just a meme lad, sorry
>>
>>129092780
Caffeine, lad. Or a nice G&T.
>>
At the Broxtowe count at the Pearson Centre in Beeston and can say it looks very much like Anna Soubry has lost her seat.
>>
>>129092381
I've never been exit polled but if I had been I'd lie
>>
>>129092978
Kek commands you to suck my dick. Don't worry I'm good looking
>>
>>129092976
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS BRITAINELECTS
>>
>>129092606

>Neil takes over the studio by force with his doggos and Jo

Would watch.
>>
https://twitter.com/rosschawkins/status/872942466013564929
>>
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SUNDERLAND CENTRAL RESULTS ALREADY ANNOUNCED
>>
>>129092910
i've never had one before and that croat poster started me off
>>
>>129093112
;)
>>
>>129093017
What about the tweet that said that tories regionally polled better only in the north and not overall?
>>
>>129093042
>349
>>
>Newcastle and Sunderland get the job done
>Need to wait 12 hours for the other Pakis and Jews to count a few votes

This country is a shambles.
>>
>paki news reporters everywhere

ffs
>>
Dimbles getting snobby about the counting centre.
>>
>>129093053

Dimbleby hitting on her
>>
>>129093081
Post screenshots lad wanna kek
>>
>>129093087

No one is even saying that you idiot.
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>"it's now predicted the lib dem surge won't happen in cambridge"
No shit.
>>
NEW

>>129093043

>>129093043

>>129093043

>>129093043

>>129093043
>>
>>129093102

G&T?
>>
>>129090933
Sunderland was a strong leave constituency. There are many shires in the country which were marginals for leave which are also marginals for Labour/Tory. If you were to assume a bigger swing to the tories in strong leave constituencies than in marginal ones, this is bad news for the tories.
>>
>>129093111
>111
UNZIP THE DICK
>>
>>129093081
>she tell people who you vote for

Why?
>>
Hastings BTFO
>>
>>129093108
The only seat I want the Lib dems to win of Tory
>>
>>129093042
Ah I told ya to do 326-349
>>
>>129093154

Anyone can edit wikipedia, I'm calling BS, result not officially declared yet
>>
>>129093087
Labour performed worse than expected you cretin
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>>129093042
I could see that coming in - good luck bro
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>>129093108
>this entire election was a plot to get rid of sourbry
>>
>>129092780
I'm having a pizza and coffe lad, you should do the same.
>>
Boy those Tories would sure be toast, without their phony postal vote!
>>
John Curtis is such a sweet man
>>
>>129092924
>thinking you can escape a people who exist solely because they have a propensity for migration
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>>129093154
3.4 SWING TO LABOUR

IT'S HAPPENING
>>
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>>129092725
>Potatoniggers
>UK
>>
>>129093154
EXIT POLL = BULLSHIT.
>>
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>>129092247
>Interracial breeding grounds will never look this
>>
>>129092936
>Dutch
>Stupid

pick one
>>
>>129093108
Hey lad.
My Dad lives in Beeston. He's a life long Tory voter but I'm pretty sure he refused to vote for Anna Soubry this time.
Can't blame him desu.
>>
>>129092724
audible kek thanks
>>
>>129093210

Kek he's a charmer
>>
>>129093195
Some lazy constituencies don't even start counting until the morning.
>>
>>129091690
Sunderland was strong leave. Many marginal seats in the shires were marginal leave. That is a factor to consider.
>>
>>129093362
stop spouting bollocks then
>>
>>129093154
Those are the results for Sunderland South you dimwit.
>>
>>129092727
>>129092452
>>129092647

Got my area code. We're getting close, brother. These d1gits demand blood. They demand battle.
>>
>>129093271
Greg Marshall, Labour, will win it. Tim Hallam will do well to keep his deposit.
>>
>>129093362
Inferring aquafresh can't be both
>>
>>129093243
Foreigner detected.

Gin and tonic.
>>
>>129093299
fuck off tripfag
>>
>>129093109
i lied and said labour
>>
>>129093244

Good point lad - I was mulling that over in my head, but you've articulated it perfectly.
>>
>>129093244
>implying how people voted for Brexit has anything to do with how people vote for parties

Regardless what memes the BBC tell you, they aren't true.

>>129093428
Fucking bastards.
>>
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Pulling a sickie tomorrow lads, got my fosters I'll be up all night.

start buying weapons. both parties will equal a faster revolution
>>
>John McDonnell "I'm extremely sceptical of polls"

and democracy
>>
>>129092909
yes lad, got an exam tomorrow i'm gonna fail
>>
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>>129092530
Calm yourself lad, it's just a fetish. Even the good looking blacks would look better if they had lighter skin.
>>
>>129092780

Stay up lad, or maybe have a 40 minute power nap, as the results might be slow coming in.
>>
>>129093453
I don't think you full realize the consequences of this election anon. but it will sink in soon enough.
>>
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Can a Brit-br0 please explain wtf that title means?
>>
>>129092452
Guess I'm alone.

>>129093632
Assault spoons?
>>
>>129093941

It means he's chancellor of the opposition.
>>
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>>129093846
TOO LONG
>>
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>>129093941
He lurks in the shadows and he's a Chan-seller.

Say goodbye to us bongs.
>>
>>129093941
Chancellor of the opposition. Shadow vice president would be the Democrat equivalent of Pence.
>>
>>129093941
He's the opposition's (Labour's) man in charge of the budget. He's a Communist.
>>
>>129092787
Might join you lad, or play Rising Storm 2
>5 (five) maps though
>>
>>129093941

He's the oppositions Chancellor in waiting.

So, whatever party is in opposition will have a "shadow" cabinet ready to put in place if they win a GE
>>
fair do's our election's shit compared to the Yank one, stayed up all night watching the results for that.

This one makes me want to go to bed
>>
When is Andrew Neil on? Dimbleby is shit.
>>
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>>129094091
swords and crossbows my battle brother. learn how to make bombs, learn to fight. if you have the money buy guns i/legally.
>>
>>129094168

Actually it is quite generous - I think 20 mins is the optimum period of time.
>>
>>129094135
>>129094278
>>129094382
Appreciate it.

"Shadow" seems like such a strange term for that though.
>>
>>129094382
Well theoretically. In practice Corbyn can barely finish a week with the same shadow cabinet he started with.
>>
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872946141691826180
TORY SURGE IN NORTH WALES!!!!
>>
Under 30's should be banned from voting, they know fuck all.

Exceptions for high functioning autists who know their shit.
>>
>>129094613
It's like a job shadow.
>>
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Which party is against rapefugees?
>>
Whats everyone listening to? Got boards of canada on to chill my neurons from firing
>>
>>129094713

We only know our shit because we spend hours researching it. Literally the difference between us and normies is all that time spent doing useless social shit we spend researching (and repetitively making noises and shit sometimes.)
>>
>>129094709
>grandfathers would be rolling in their graves
They were far more right wing then he could imagine
>>
This storm is going a bit fucking mental boys, sign from the Lord.
>>
>>129092247
will she be my mummy if tories win?
>>
>>129092247
Because they're the high class/caste ones.
>>
>>129094909
The UK Unelectable Party.
>>
I threw my vote over to Corbyn just so the liberals can get what they want for a change. I want them to face the consequences of their actions
>>
>>129095534
>i was only pretending to be retarded
fucking moron
>>
Conservatives doing better than anticipated?
>>
>>129095498
So people cannot vote for that party? bb brits
>>
>>129095874
Yes
>>
pathetic people can't even clap for UKIP.

Shows you who was the right choice.
>>
>>129092452
Rollan for battle. We will restore his will to fight.

>>129094563
Fucking right. Forgive my doubting - guerilla fighters would be formidable with pretty much anything at hand. Political guerrillas - especially Anglo brethren - would not fault to be equally resourceful, even if it meant weaponizing autism and bending an ancient god to do your bidding for keks and giggles.
>>
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>>129096334
It's in our blood to wage war brother, it's what we do best. The Lion may ignore the swatting of flies but the time will come when the Lion will roar again.
>>
>>129096334
>>129092452
>333+1
VICTORY DIVINATIONUMBERS WILL NOT COME EASY
>>
>>129094713
I know. For many of them it's their first election so they hyperactively jump on the Corbyn train just because twitter says hes the goodie. It is fucking pathetic. Before social media young people rightfully didn't bother voting because they knew nothing about politics. But now every fucking cunt has a twitter account

Young.voters are fucking retarded. They are too easily lead by shit memes and it's like they have no concept of political propaganda. They accept everything at face value and do no research of them. They just accept whatever twitters leftist algorithm piddles down their throats. They should not be allowed to.vote
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>>129095230
>>129092247
>Norsheen Bhatti
can poo on me any time
>>
>>129092452
>>129096801
You're absolutely right - and many must be reminded.
>>
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>>129092452
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