Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 14th edition

>>129089263
Remember to archive
>https://youtube com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

3rd for Friends and Family.

>tfw complete anarchy

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Why are people saying TORY SURGE when Labour won the two seats and increased their vote share?

nobody knows anything do they?

BBC FAIL

yughhghhrr i liek skim milk

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For those who are unsure what's going on:

There are 650 constituencies in the UK, so 326 of them are needed to 'win' an election. If you don't make that many, you can form a coalition with other parties to make up to that number.

The exit poll has the Conservatives with 314 seats. Labour (266) + the SNP (34) + the Liberal Democrats (14) could form to equal... 314 seats. Small parties could also get involved but a government of 4 parties would collapse in weeks if not days. If the exit poll is correct, we need another election.

EXIT POLLS SO FAR WRONG

EXIT POLLS SO FAR WRONG

EXIT POLLS SO FAR WRONG

EXIT POLLS SO FAR WRONG

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First for garden wanks

what was the swing for sunderland?

>271 replies to the other thread
>starts a new one anyway

Behave, you fucking pleb autist cunt.

>>129089412

>basing you front cover off the exit poll

Idiots

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Say hello to our future.

BBC or Sky?

>>129089409
Go to sleep, you obviously don't know fuck all about elections.

Conservatives will get 333 seats.

Trust in Lord Crosby. He will deliver us.

>>129089263
cheers lad
bit early this one though

>Houghton & Sunderland South:
>Lab: 59.6% (+4.4)
>>>>>>>>>>>>Con: 29.6% (+11.2)
>>>>>>UKIP: 5.7% (-15.8)
>LDem: 2.2% (+0.1)
>Grn: 1.7% (-1.1)
>Ind: 1.2% (+1.2)

UKIP voters mainly going Tory it seems

>yuropoors

>relevant


should just nuke the eu desu

>>129089263
Press F for UKIP.

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EXIT POLLS WRONG. NO SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE

>>129089442
In what way?

>>129089442
how

Lads is there a chance we get a conservative majority?

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i made this meme 2 months ago and i though you should have it

>>129089409
because its not utterly and completely over for the tories and May but even so her position is fucked

Exit polls getting BTFO early.

Tim Farron's house. Why

>>129089409
Last two areas were Labour HELD. MORE people voted for Tories than Labour compared to last election.

>Tfw everyone speaks english


BASED ANGLO SAXON PENIS LADS

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what kinda election you want senpai

tim farron kingmaker lmao wtf

>>129089442

Very wrong, this is very good for the Tories thank Christ.

>>129089479
BBC

WHEN SHOULD I START WORRYING YOU FUCKS TELL ME RIGHT NOW.

>>129089474
its almost as if its a morning paper and needs to be printed....

>>129089476
would you, lads?

>>129089457
Ur mum swings in sunderland

That swing.

So far:
>exit polls suggesting Tories have fucked up and will lose their majority
>real world results show Tories making gains in Labour safe seats

Looks like the polls are wrong again. Torys to hold their majority.

>>129089526
>>129089523

Tories gaining a lot more votes than Labour especially in Leave seats.

3.5% swing to con

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>>129089263
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EXIT POLL AND RESULTS

PLS REPLY

i voted for the party with the rose

dont really give a fuck about politics lol

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tfw Tories run away with it in the end, the SNP wiped out but Corbyn does just enough to stay on

>>129089555
Steal his milk bottles

>>129089440

Cheers for this from last thread, will help a lot of people

May is a useless Bitch. I'm going back to Ukip.

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EXIT POLLS WERE WRONG

WTF I LOVE SMALL C CONSERVATISM NOW

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>>129089455

>>129089624
Yeah, I would emigrate.

UKIP SURGE

This is pretty embarrassing for May desu.
Maybe her call for a snap election was unnecessary?

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>Conservatives doing much better than projected

Do I get to bathe in libshit tears yet lads?

>61% turnout

that's pretty shit

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
TORIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

THIS SHIT PARTY IS FUCKING DONE FOR

MAYS
GOOSE
IS
COOKED

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>tfw everything is exactly the same as before the election but the SNP have lost seats

>>129089409

Labour *HELD* those two seats, I'm an American and even I know that. They didn't have the margins the exit-poll suggested they would either. Which means it was wrong.

Poor excuse for a bong.

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>>129089409
Because the Tories also gained, and gained more than the exit poll suggested.

>>129089440
>There are 650 constituencies in the UK, so 326 of them are needed to 'win' an election.

Actually less since SF doesn't take their seats. Probably 323 for majority.

>>129089621

>not being at all cautious

It's a left wing rag, what should we expect.

SHY TORIES
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>>129089664
Americans really are thick.

Seems the exit poll is trashed.

Tories probably going to get 330+.

Swing just isn't there.

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>>129089476
what the fuck is that?

>>129089612
1997

The exit poll margins have been consistently wrong and this isn't even for swing constituencies

>>129089707
THAT IMAGE IS ILLEGAL IN MUMMY'S BRITAIN

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

>>129089664

Exit poll is a guess, result is real.

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I'm on standby to comfort mummy beautiful

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These threads are moving too fast. They were supposed to be comfy while all the bullshit kept to the sticky.
Who else here is hoping the Conservatives win with a small majority so May is kept in check?

>>129089540
why the milk

>>129089664
Exit poll is 0.00000009% of the electorate

>>129089612
1 hour and 10mins ago

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May flies confirmed dead

>edgeworth

>>129089263
>join a brit/pol/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>NEW

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It's gonna be close boys! But I think we got it!

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SAY IT WITH ME

PRIME MINISTER MAY

>>129089649
How many hours until the results come in?

>>129089533
Very good chance

>>129089664
>what is the difference between a poll and actual election results?

Fuck off septic.

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>>129089664

H U N G
U
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>>129089824
stop posting this smelly slut

IT WAS MEANT TO BE A 3 PERCET SWING TO LABOUR

NOT A 3 PERCENT SWING TO THE TORIES

EXIT POLL BTFO

If you are a foreigner and dont understand our elections please leave.

BRITISH VOTES FOR BRITISH BLOKES

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>>129089863
4 U

>>129089752
THICK PENIS BECAUSE i DIDN'T GET IT MANGLED LIKE YOU MUHAMMED

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>being surprised that exit polls are wrong

CASH FOR QUESTIONS MAN?!

THIS ISN'T 1997

SWING WAS THE WRONG WAY IN EXIT POLL IN SUNDERLAND. EXIT POLLS COMPLETELY WRONG ALREADY

>>129089744
its the same for all papers, go check, that's what happens and also what happened at previous elections.

Is it the best time to buy pounds?

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LADS I'M SCARED

North East constituencies to watch:
Probable con flip:
Middlesbrough South and East Cleveland
Hartlepool
Bishop Aukland

Possible con flip:
Darlington
Sedgefield
Tynemouth

Press f if con flip:
Stockton North
Blyth valley
Newcastle upon tyne North
North West Durham
Sunderland Central

Not even a lab with Corbyn would these flip:
Wansbeck
Redcar
City of Durham
South Shields
Blaydon
Houghton and Sunderland South
Washington and Sunderland West
North Durham
Newcastle Upon Tyne East
Jarrow
North Tyneside
Newcastle Upon Tyne Central
Middlesbrough
Gateshead
Easington

>tfw when Leftists are all getting hyped up and I just wants to watch them cry again

>>129089868
by 5 ~ 5.30 it will be done

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/872937721748213760
Conservative high command insisting the exit poll is wrong.

>tfw can't emigrate to Japan or USA and just forget about UK politics entirely

Stuck in this shithole forever. Watching from the front line as it gets more and more infested with pakis

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>>129089727
I hear you're a racist now, Pepe

What if Ruth Davidson winds up leading the Tories?

MAY

IS

FUCKING

FINISHED

SACKED IN THE MORNING
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING

RED PRIDE WORLD WIDE NIGGERS

>>129089740
They don't formally take their seats because they don't recognise any monarchy, but a called majority is still 326.

Too many mongs on the sticky, keep these threads going lads.

So when do all the counts starts flooding in?

>>129089868
they are coming in all the time like your elections, we won't get a clear idea of the result for about 2-3 hours

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Oh shit we're gonna see some Momentum tears by the end of the night.

IT'S THE HOPE THAT KILLS YOU

>tfw your friend is an unironic May supporter

Genuinely rather he was for Corbyn. May is a useless cunt who may have doomed us all.

>>129089652
Are the exit polls by constituency? What did they say about these 2 already called? Sky has said nothing about this yet...

>>129089999
I pray to God that they are right.

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>>129089778
BAN
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ANIME
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>>129089719
it was not unnecessary, but she drastically underestimated her opposition. She also played the campaign really badly, not going for the young vote is a massive misstep. As I think we'll find out tomorrow, the young vote will be a massive majority in favour of Labour.

>>129089993
Thanks

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>tfw nicky is safe

thank god

Haggis status=stirred

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no way i'm going to sleep now

>>129089863
>RIP ukip

>>129090022
i always avoid the sticky

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>>129089863

>>129089982
Pride comes before a fall.

>>129090048
pls be true

>>129089975
STAY STRONG MY LITTLE CRUMPET

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>>129089778
what about this one lol

>CutmylifeintopiecesThisismylastresortSuffocationNobreathingDon'tgiveafuckifIcutmyarm,bleedingThisismylastresortCutmylifeintopiecesI'vereachedmylastresortSuffocationNobreathingDon'tgiveafuckifIcutmyarm,bleedingDoyouevencareifIdiebleeding?Woulditbewrong?Woulditberight?IfItookmylifetonightChancesarethatImightMutilationouttasightAndI'mcontemplatingsuicide'CauseI'mlosingmysightLosingmymindWishsomebodywouldtellmeI'mfineLosingmysightLosingmymindWishsomebodywouldtellmeI'mfineIneverrealizedIwasspreadtoothinTillitwastoolateAndIwasemptywithinHungry!FeedingonchaosAndlivinginsinDownwardspiralwheredoIbegin?.mp3

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BLUE SURGE INCOMING

>>129089932

U avin a giggle m8?

>>129089863
>SURGE

>SURGE

>SURGE

Exit polls btfo

>>129090062
Turn on BBC, they are doing great analysis. Basically, Labour massively over represented in the poll.

ALL IN FOR CORBYN

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I'm glad the exit polls are so unexpected, makes my night of drinking more fun.

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DAILY KEK MASS SUICIDE INCOMING

Is Corbyn going to a meme pm like Trudeau?

Holy fuck I forgot Neil Hamilton existed

>>129090011

It's possible.

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>Americans

>>129089976
Is there a funny map with cartoon people painting the constituencies to look at like with the American election on guardian.co.uk?

>THE TORY DELUSION GOING ON ITT

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

STEP 1: DENIAL

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>>129090123
UK1P becomes UK0P

The odds for a conservative majority are getting stronger and stronger on betfair.

>>129089664
Exit poll refers to the Polish people who are leaving the UK because of Brexit. Results is when you have to sult all over again because you didn't sult right the first time.

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>>129089733
>yfw the exit poll is wrong and the SNP lose even more seats

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>post yfw lefty/pol/ BTFO AGAIN

What's the next called seat?

>>129090178
Nice cat

>>129090238
Seemed like a twat in that Theroux doc.

>>129089863
>Labour hold

>>129089512
F

I blame the cowardly english debating which cock to suck while good ol nigey spins in his grave

>>129090250
>Tory high seats in manchester

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Chaos coalition is chaos.

Chaos is comfy in this Age of Chaos.

I don't understand what's going on, is this good or bad?

>>129089932
I will if Tories get a majority

>>129090181

Will need ID to buy the Daily Mail tomorrow since it says 'Knife' on the front page

>>129090165
cuckold

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Me getting diarrhea is more relevant then UK's election night. U dumb inbred niggers kek

>>129090014
BYE BYE MUMMY, YOU COLD HEARTED SLAG

>>129090128

Never a truer word spoken

LABOUR ALREADY SAYING WE NEED A SOFT BREXIT NOW

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>UKIP

>>129089797
GET OUT

>>129090080
When will the result be "certain" enough to call it?
At 3 o clock?

>BBC graphics

Even if the Tories get a majority May should be gone. It shouldn't even be a dodgy thing.

>>129090317

>not understanding what a safe seat is
>not understanding swing

Oh, you're american.

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Well well well

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>it's a Shy Tory episode

Why do the pollsters always fall for it?

>>129090299
A few NI ones.

http://election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_by_time.php

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>>129089263


AMERICAN BURGER BRO HERE.

WHO ARE WE ROOTING FOR???

AMERICAN EDUCATION AT WORK, SORRY!

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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Houghton & Sunderland South:
Lab: 59.6% (+4.4)
Con: 29.6% (+11.2)
UKIP: 5.7% (-15.8)
LDem: 2.2% (+0.1)
Grn: 1.7% (-1.1)
Ind: 1.2% (+1.2)

THIS IS GOOD

YUGE PART OF UKIP VOTE WENT TO TORIES

THIS IS GOOD

YUGE PART OF UKIP VOTE WENT TO TORIES

THIS IS GOOD

YUGE PART OF UKIP VOTE WENT TO TORIES

>>129090184
He wont be PM. Just a major thorn in the governments side

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>>129090284

>>129090344
>Slavs
>Human

I voted tory and im so happy i did.

They're demonised by everyone i know and my family

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>>129089263
>SNP
>34
>-22 seats

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What tv show shall I start tonight lads? Want something to do tonight other than play vidya all night, don't watch much tv

>>129089948
Is this what fluoridation looks like?

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>>129089797

>Why is the milkman holding milk

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>Alastair Campbell

Is there a source for each constituency for what the exit polls are predicting? BBC have just said the exit poll "suggested" the swing to Labour should have been larger than what the actual poll suggested. Is there a source which tracks this by constituency?

>>129090420
Fuck off to the sticky.

>>129090250
>muh heritage
Amerifats lmao

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>>129089797
tim is the milkman

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AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA

>>129090344
Go away Bosnia.

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>tfw imagining an established party like the Cuckservatives with Are Nige as leader

Literally who would stand a chance?

>>129090343

I'll chin you lad

On the chin

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FUCK

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Why the fuck is David Walliams on Sky News lads?

>>129090344
>sjw infested, EU-dick sucking cuck country trying to insult the Empire

Aww, cute.

1.55/1 for tory majority

will keep updating

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MILK MAN SURGE

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Who /havin a wank/ here?

>>129090420
In May vs Corbyn, May by far.

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>>129090490
COME ON TORIES

1 9 8 3
9
8
3

>>129089664
Exit polls are only for colored people. Results are purely for whites, as colored people are banned from actually voting in UK.

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>>129090334
It's pure chaos right now.

>>129090265
Here you go,
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

>>129090270
>the utter state of this labour shill

1000 year tory reich incoming lad

>>129090416
For the last time: exit polls are PRIVATE.

Shy Tory has little to no effect. If they have got it wrong its due to something else.

>>129090416
Because it's one part insular polling that somehow misses millions.
Because it's other part complete bullshit pushed prior an election by a party itself.

>>129090344
That woman looks like a ugly pajeetess that goes to the gym

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>>129089476
fml

TORY MAJORITY HAPPENING

Odds falling on Con majority

>>129089982
Exact same thing happened with Brexit and it was absolutely fucking JOYOUS.

>>129089797

that's bleach i think

Daily reminder that Corbyn is anti-cats.

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TORRIE SUURGE

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>>129090250
>high seats in manchester

2 HISTORICALLY LABOUR VOTING CONSTITUENCIES VOTED LABOUR???!! IT'S OVER OMG

>>129090430
>Labour didn't even get 60%
>Maitlis was saying "62% is the important number"
Oh baby.

>>129089797
Because he has been a dairy farmer all his life, that is why he is so pro-eu because he loves his wealthy land-owner subsidies.

1.57

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>>129090490

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>>129090490I
I-I-its still happening t-t-ories btfo

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Post abject failures.

t swedistan

enjoying those femenist dance schools and grenade attacks

SHITBIN WOULDN'T DELIVER ON ANY OF HIS ELECTION PROMISES IT WOULD LITERALLY BE TONY BLAIR / DONALD TRUMP x 1000000

Could this be the first time The Sun has got it wrong in an election...

>>129090597
Thx m8!

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J U S T

U

S

T

>>129090605
thank you brother faisal

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CAN WE GET A FUCKING PASTA FOR EACH THREAD ON THE GO SO THESE JOHNNY FOREIGNERS KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

ENOUGH DUMB QUESTIONS

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129090644
wtf i love corbyn now

>>129090725
No, because the exit poll is bullshit.

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Get used to it Eton cunts.

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>>129090453
You stupid Goy think you won

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>650 HoC seats
>Minus the Speaker and his Deputy Speakers (4) who traditionally don't vote
>Minus Sinn Fein (8 current) who traditionally don't even take their seats
>Total: 638 working Hoc seats
>(638 / 2) + 1 = 319

The working majority is 319 seats.

The Conservatives are predicted in the (((exit poll))) to get 314 seats. The DUP hold 8 seats.

Ceteris paribus, the Tories should still hold the majority by tomorrow...

>tfw you realise that you sound like a Bernie shill in full desperation/pleading mode

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Labour is cute

>>129090751
Just filter all foreign flags.

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>>129090420
May (Clinton)
Corbyn (Jill Stein)

May..... reluctantly

>>129090751
That's what i'm doing

If labour wins im slitting my wrists with my butter knife, no one can stop me

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>>129090605

>99% chance of winning

>>129090648

>tfw images of her taking a willy in her fanny

Gotta love the internet

>>129090550
I've had too much beer to wank, I'll get that burning need to piss/can't piss feeling after now

Guys, is there a source for each constituency for what the exit polls are predicting? BBC have just said the exit poll "suggested" the swing to Labour should have been larger than what the actual poll suggested. Is there a source which tracks this by constituency?

Guys, is there a source for each constituency for what the exit polls are predicting? BBC have just said the exit poll "suggested" the swing to Labour should have been larger than what the actual poll suggested. Is there a source which tracks this by constituency?

>>129090282

Still can't unsee that mucky back window after someone pointed it out

>>129090653

The only high seats in Manchester are the ones that are still embedded in the ceiling of Manchester Arena

>>129090677

worse, she said 68% for Sunderland

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>>129090751
>implying JF fucking reads

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We're back in it lads, the exit poll is bollocks.

Panic on twitter already beginning.

>>129090514
croatia sjw infested?
ahahahahahaha pay debts u crooked teeth nigger

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how happy should I be lads

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>bbc presenters quickly falling into a depressive stupor

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Feeling much better after the first two results. I think this may be the straw that makes Owen hang himself.

>>129090785
>Ongo Bongo wins inner city shitehole seat
>Everyone that doesn't vote for the paki party is a tory

Momentum pls.

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Starting to get tipsy, lads.

Who's ready for the quadruple Leftist Alliance government (Labour, LibDems, SNP and Greens)?

i love how brutal the tories are with their leaders

>>129090847
it's that or GULAG

>>129090819

*locks you up for micro aggressions*

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NAZI SURGE LADS

>mfw I genuinely wish disaster on both parties
>mfw I can't totally give up on the tories because that would give the Progs and University lefties the opportunity to be smug

>>129090490
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>129090389
3 o clock will be the concrete result, but take a look at traditional Labour safe seats and see how Tories did this election compared to previous elections, and vice versa for Tory safe seats. Should give you a good idea how true the exit polls really are.
Tory safe seats are REALLY safe seats 20k+ votes on a very large amounts of seats across Britain, Labour have the same, but are drastically beaten by Tory safe seats.

http://www.politicsresources.net/area/uk/mps-maj.htm

>>129090785
Is that a man?

>>129090819
You've got no standards m8

>>129090550
Trying to crack one out to that blonde slag but it keeps cutting back to dimbleby which kills the mood. I call it strobe wanking and I reckon it'll create an edging like effect toward the end.

Will keep you posted

>>129090605
Thanks Faisel.

Pls no jihad

>>129090819

She looks like she came out the 50s along with Moggy.

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>>129090908
Fucking glorious

>>129090605
(((Murdoch))) Media still in denial. Great, this will only make their butthurt even more delicious.

>>129090518
Hello. Complete spastic, here. What does what you've said mean, could you explain?

>>129090635
Best bit about Brexit night was that the first proper result (Newcastle) was Remain but they were still shitting themselves because it was WAY off what they predicted.

>>129090593
I see exactly what's going on. The English are celebrating the death of their country and identity. In their minds UKIP is already dead.

NEW

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>>129090895
SHINSUKE KUN~

>>129090872
It's for the sake of continuity

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>>129091069
the closer the number is to 1, the closer the markets think there will be a tory majority

>>129090984
4th Election?

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This is the worst result possible. NOBODY WINS!!!

>>129090454
always sunny is great for nights like this

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>>129090908
>mfw

>Bridget Philips
>If Corbyn wins will he have your full support?
>Err well the leader is the leader and the leader has the support of the party because that's the leader so I'll support the leader

Just say no you lying bint

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I TOLD YOU THAT THE SHY CORBYN EFFECT WAS REAL

>>129090816
>Sinn Fein (8 current)

They only have 4?

>>129090994
Thanks for the tip m8 will do!

>>129090014
If I wake up in the morning and see May's smiling face, I'll kill myself.

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>>129090819
Our puppets

You are too stupid to understand

North East is a strange case. The real test is the marginals.

>>129090847
I think suicide is a hate crime in UK

G-guys I'm scared.

Is conservative gonna win? Why is everyone saying they are all of a sudden?

>Tories make gains in labour strongholds

KEKEKE

>>129090984
Pretty much Corbyns Socialism is exactly the same as Hitler's

>>129090908
I live for moments like this

>>129090963
sinn fein and sdlp aswell
SIXTUPLE ALLIANCE

CHUCKY ARA

>>129090550
>Who /havin a wank/ here?

I've had 4 already. No more for today. I'm too bloated from vodka and junk food.

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Lets eyeball the results for the rest of the night until we finally discover donald trump has miraculously won. It'll be great!

>>129090984

>tfw the two opposition leaders died under Hitlers rule. One exectured, one exiled and died.

Nazis really were evil. Fuck what /pol/ says

>>129090782

It makes for an intriguing night.

>>129091258
M A S S I V E surge to Tory vote in Labour strong HELD areas.

So there's a huge chance that a lot of other Labour strongholds have turned to Tories

How's Mummy doing? How's Corbachev doing?

>>129090550
nah. i had 3 in an hour yesterday and it's stinging now

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So lads, the internet's fucked.

Is anyone else here buying a VPN? The Tories are going to widen the meaning of obscene pornography so fucking much to the point where all hentai will be banned.

>>129089479
bbc for dimbles

>>129091074
I remember that. It didn't make me super comfy and I knew it would be close, but it made me a lot more optimistic.

>>129090875
kek

>>129090942
Why are they happy? There's literally no chance of a fucking Labour government

>>129090847
>having a butter knife in the house
ROZZERS

>>129090785

Think she went to a private school

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>>129090157
More like a brown surge of shit from "Asia" as you cucks put it.

>>129090002
should we all be racist now?

>>129091637
Cucks aren't very smart people lad, you should know this by now.