Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 13th edition

>>129087451
Fixed the unrachived clickbait

>https://youtube com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

muh jo

B A S E D C O R B Y N

AAARR JOE

>>129087451
RIP JO JO

WHAT IS THE SWING?

MUH JO COX

newcastle held Labour

>brown cunt didn't even shake Steve's hand

How can anyone be a proud Geordie with results like that?

Tories-DUP coalition

paki cunt

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Rip Jo cocks

What does this mean?

IT'S ALL OGRE MUMMY!

First for the tewwible murder of Jo Cox

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should i be happy, sad or numb lads?

Newcastle have elected someone with down syndrome ffs.

Sunderland lost for 6 years in a row, gone

LABOUR MAJORITY INCREASE

EXIT POLLS PROBABLY CORRECT

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Wheres Rimmer? I need him to hold me.

CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

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Ok, I'll start:
>women politicians

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For a brief moment, every single MP in the House of Commons was a BLACK WOMAN LABOUR PARTY MP

how horrifying

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JOE COCKS MENTIONED

LABOUR 1 TORY 0

I'm a burger and haven't been paying attention, who do we want to win and are they winning

THE SPIRIT OF JO COX HAS GIVEN LABOUR 100% OF SEATS

JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX

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WHAT

this sucks

Who?

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>>129087451
DUP TORY COALITION

LABOUR SWING FROM CON TO LABOUR JUST OVER 2 PERCENT


THIS IS BAD FOR LABOUR

SUNDERLAND BTFO

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IT'S OGRE

MUH JO COX

YES EXIT POLL WRONG

>tfw behind you guys massively
>having everything ruined for me

how do I get my stream up to speed?

SHOW US THE DEVIATION FROM THE EXIT POLL BBC

FFS

Labour were expected to build up votes in their strongholds. I'm not sure why this shocks anyone? the key is marginals

Ministers are out of their jobs now

This woman is the most senior elected official in Britain and our de facto Prime Minister

So who becomes leader of the Tories now? Boris? David Davis?

>>129087525
noice one nord

lads if the dup and the tories team up it might be betty good

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IMPORTANT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13143049
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>2% swing in a safe Labour seat
AND HERE WE GO

>Literally nothing interesting until Nuneaton at 1am.

Boring as fuck.

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>Newcastle in before Sunderland

Hello. What has been the goings on? Who won? Is May out? Is Brexit done?

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She died for our memes

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ARR JO IS SMILING DOWN ON CORBYN

>>129087792
Lol wow

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Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

>-11%
ayy

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The UKIP vote is going straight back to Labour

>exit poll predicted 7% swing to LAB
>newcastle 2% swing to LAB

>>129087451
I'm an unenlightened burger. Are you guys getting good news or bad (I know that labour is our equivalents of liberals here I believe)

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>>129087896
Explain?

>>129087792
A bit of each, of course.

Oh my GOD!!!! If that exit poll is correct, then this is the most incredible amazing political upset in British history

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/872921452655390720

>>129087833
lol

>>129087922
like fucking oxygen

JOE COX WINS ELECTION

So what about real results?

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AHAHAHAHAHAH i love this night!!!!

exit poll BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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swing to labour ids habbeding

>>129087774
Polling guy on the BBC says that it's a better sign for the Tories than Labour

How is Jo Cox's seat looking?

Radio 4 says Labour significantly undershot exit poll in Newcastle

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>exit poll wrong

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

How the fuck is Jo Cox relevant to Newcastle staying red?

WORSE FOR LABOUR

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>lib dem -1.4% down

>labour
>sounds like a retard
about right

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>129087885
This is hilarious.

>>129087954
It'll be Ruth Davidson you mong

How is she not even an option?

Hi britbongs. Is it possible for all the small parties to form a coalition with Labour just to spite on the Tories?

2% swing means the exit poll is totally wrong

tories win majority, call it

>>129087970
Nobody has won yet. Newcastle is a labour strong hold, it was always going to win

EXIT POLL BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

MUCH BETTER FOR TORIES

>EXIT POLL WRONG

MUCH BETTER FOR TORIES

>EXIT POLL WRONG

MUCH BETTER FOR TORIES

>EXIT POLL WRONG

MUCH BETTER FOR TORIES

>EXIT POLL WRONG

DAMP RAG WHERE'S THE SWINGOMETER

Based Curtice on BBC.

AHAHAHA ITS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT

QUIT YOUR JOB AND GO ON BENNIES

CLAIM TO BE AN IMMIGRANT

THOSE SUNDERLAND FACES LMAO

>>129088028
some great journalism there

>>129088001
LOOKS LIKE TWITTER TEARS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Make this the official thread theme please:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg3DsKtZVHM

If this country truly is dead, we might as well hold a wake.

>>129087998
Where did you expect it to go? UKIP was always composed of Labour and Tory votes.

>>129087896

Liverpool should be intersting it's THE Labour stronghold

>>129088155
I think she's in the Shadow Cabinet as well

IF SUNDERLAND IS THE SAME THEN THIS EXIT POLL IS BULLSHIT CONFIRMED

Hahahah hahha

Fuck you all you cunts that doubted us.

You /pol shills where is mummy May now?


Hahahah omg I can't breath you cunts

Who's laughing now?!

Where's my liberal salty tears?

Hahah sick my dick

You losers

LOSERS

HAHAHHA
LEFT

WINGBRITIAN

CORBYN

Hahah

No really

Where are you cunts

Who said they'd be enjoying he lefty tears

Hahah

Only right wing tears tonight

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Ah, I've found the comfy yank-free thread

>>129087451
kek this is what you pol vagrants get for not believing in the corbynista

>>129088172
fucking hell

So what the fuck does this mean?

Why is your """"""""democracy"""""""" so fucking unnecessarily inbred that it takes an Oxford political science degree to understand it?

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>>129087849
we want commissar Corbyn and yes he's killed may may

I hate Labour voters - fucking idiots - I vote labour because I always have

Even in Rotherham ffs

Reeeee

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>>129087998

>>129087918
>Chi Onwongobongo

Really Raimi!?

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>>129087830
Literally the entire problem with the right currently.
>Le Pen
>Frauke
>May
All will fail.

>>129088181

Yeah it's a Remain seat reminder.

EXIT WAS WRONG

We're not leaving the EU are we. Just kill me.

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THERESA HAMROLL MAY OUT BLUD

EXIT POLL WRONG

ID'S HABBENIGN

>>129087918

Chi? The fuck?

>>129088179
No. Tories + DUP + UUP would get a coalition first

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>>129088213

EXIT POLL LOOKING WRONG

>>129088299

What's hard to understand about 650 seats?

WORSE FOR LABOUR
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GAS THE INBRED SLAVS

SUBHUMANS NEED 2 BE DEPORTED

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Tory majority incoming

NEWCASTLE HOLD LABOUR BY ONLY 2 PERCENT, LESS THAN THE EXIT POLL PROJECTED, BAD NEWS FOR LABOUR

>>129088174
Agreed

>>129087998
(((UK1P)))

>>129087918

>city centres
>not being labour hellholes

>>129088347
SOON

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OH SHIT

>OVERESTIMATED THE LABOUR MAJORITY IN NEWCASTLE

TORYS WILL HAVE THEIR MAJORITY. THE EXIT POLLS ARE WRONG

>>129087746
It's because of the amount of (((students))) and because of Thatcher desu.

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DUP are the heroes we need

SUNDERLAND ASSHURT IMMINENT

>>129088299
wat

SUNDERLAND INCOMING

>>129088362
The guy on sky said newcastle was in line with the exit poll.

>>129088181

>>129088212
>>129088203
WHY IS SKY NEWS SAYING MUH EXIT POLL WAS RIGHT?

>>129088280
>win the most seats


MMMM I CAN TASTE YOUR TEARS LEFTYKEK

SUNDERLAND A LEAVE SEAT
SUNDERLAND A LEAVE SEAT
SUNDERLAND A LEAVE SEAT

This will give us a big idea.

>>129088299
All you need is a triple digit IQ to understand Parlimentary politics

>>129087833
Thought it was Bieber by the thumbnail.

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>>129088324
Thatcher literally only succeeded because she LARPed as a man confirmed.

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State of things:

There are 650 constituencies in the UK, so 326 seats are needed to 'win' an election. If you don't make that many, you can form a coalition with other parties to make up to that number.

The exit poll has the Conservatives with 314 seats. Labour (266) + the SNP (34) + the Liberal Democrats (14) could form to equal... 314 seats. Small parties could also get involved but a government of 4 parties would collapse in weeks if not days.

Simply - if the exit poll is correct, we need another election.

>>129088179
In theory. But unlikely to work because their coalition would be 4-5 parties whose only common ground would be hating the tories

>>129088179
Wait for the results to come in, Ivan. Theoretically yes if the distribution of seats allows it.

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> You are not a grandee, you are a fucking blandee. No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist; no substance, no weight. You’ve got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside. And, by the way, women fucking hate you. I can show you the polling. They think you come across like a jittery mother at a wedding. The best thing you ever did in your flatlining non-leadership was call for an inquiry, because it will fuck the government and it will fuck you. Now, please, just fuck off back to your home, you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia.

>>129088335
You pissed off Juncker enough, he will never let you stay, so that's good.

>>129088335
Does it even matter at this point? This shitty country is doomed. Take the /hitchenspill/

>>129088422
quality maths and analysis you retard

labour swing was only 2% they needed 8-9%

>>129087998
i wished their flirt with ukip made them more right wing sadly not

>>129088335
no it's worse we're leaving but staying in single market

so we have no control in EU but do the same as before

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>sunderland

>>129088389
What happens if no one gets majority and no coalition is formed?

>that lib dem candidate
fucking wow

>>129088444
Digits confirm

POSTED IN THE STICKY LADS

sunderland

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129088324

T H I S
H
I
S

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EXIT POLLS OVER PREDICTED NEWCASTLE BY 10% TO LABOUR THEN ACTUAL RESULTS

CON/LAB SWING 7%, ACTUAL RESULTS 2%

i already regret voting may

>Labour is doing worse than in the exit poll in Newcastle upon Tyne Central
>"dont worry it means nothing"
Nice shilling BBC

>>129088299
>that it takes an Oxford political science degree to understand it?
You literally just need to not be retarded.

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>>129087525

>>129087792
>happy
We get to stay on 4chins

>sad
Brexit cancelled

>numb
No matter who would have won, no one would have changed immigration policies

HE NEEDS ABOUT 28,000 LABOUR VOTES FOR THE POLL TO BE RIGHT

John Curtis is my favourite autist.

TORIES BTFO ONCE AGAIN

That Lib Dem guy in Sunderland looks about 16, what the fuck?

That Lib Dem candidate looks about 12

Microphone from the 80's

>literal child running for lib dems

>>129088381

If Tories confirmed not having majority (even though they manage to put out a coalition) does it mean Brexit is dead?

>their Lib Dem is an emo

>>129088553
I just said it was bad for labour

>actual toddler for the Lib Dems

>>129088580
I wonder what his boi pussy is like

>>129088517
>There are 650 constituencies in the UK, so 326 seats are needed to 'win' an election.

Fuck off, the Sinn Fein don't take their seats so you only need 323

>>129088489

Exit poll predicted a 7% swing. Only a 2% swing.

You can't brush it off a "being right"

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*blocks your poll*

>>129088572
Then we have another General Election.

>That silver lining

nah
fuck you lads
black pill well and truly swallowed

The absolute state of SKYs audio

>>129088598
That doesnt mean shit though, with your retarded "first past the post"

ERADICATE ERADICATE

EXIT POLLS WRONG
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BIG GAINS FOR TORIES IN SUNDERLAND

BIG GAINS FOR TORIES IN SUNDERLAND

BIG GAINS FOR TORIES IN SUNDERLAND

BIG GAINS FOR TORIES IN SUNDERLAND

BIG GAINS FOR TORIES IN SUNDERLAND

EXIT POLL IS WRONG

>SUNDERLAND SOUTH ONLY GOT 3000 MORE THAN LAST TIME
HOLY FUCK

the absolute state of the sound

My ears are bleeding.

>>129088634
labor got far less then estimated

>>129088609
So that's where burgers keep going wrong.

Exit poll BTFO again

>>129088517
Is it a straight redo or is there a runoff?

nice microphone you inbred northerners

>>129088654
No, Labour promised Brexit too.

this fucking audio

24K FOR LABOUR

SUNDERLAND

REELECT

LABOUR HELD

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>>129088347
BLUD SENPAI

>>129088745
Yes it does you retard, fuck off. You don't understand swing.

TELL ME WHEN I SHOULD START WORRYING

TORIES UP

WTF is this audio

>>129088717
>*touches minor*
>*Has heart attack*

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SKYPE MIC

ALIEN INTERFERENCE ON BBC

TORIES UP MORE THAN LABOUR

>that independent
kek

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Say it with me, /pol/.

MISTER PRESIDENT

My Dad thinks that May is Illuminati and she did this election to sink on purpose so that Brexit would fail.

SUNDERLAND SOUTH LABOUR HOLD, A SWING LESS IN FAVOUR OF LABOUR THAN IT IS FOR THE CONSERVATIVES, BAD NEWS FOR LABOUR

EXIT POLL BTFO AGAIN

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What the fuck is this

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>>129088635
>>129088637
1 second

EXIT POLL BTFO AGAIN

EXIT POLL BTFO AGAIN

RUSSIANS ARE HACKING THE BBC

NOT WORKING UNDER A LABOUR GOVERNMENT

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We had a good run...Didn't we?...

>>129088717
His seat was up for grabs apparently

TORIES UP MORE VOTES THAN LABOUR ARE

EXIT POLLS BTFO


UKIP MAJORITY NOW

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>>129088802
>>129088779

EXIT POLLS WRONG, DESTROY

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Thread moving so fast no one will notice Milhouse is now a meme

>>129088635
>>129088637
Reminder the Lib-Spastics want 16 year olds to be allowed to vote

>>129088299
Says the fuck from the country with the Electoral College.

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

POLLS

WRONG

Fuck the north east desu

EXIT POLL WRONG AGAIN

>>129088598
what does swing mean

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i think indonesian cup finals are more relevant then what happens on your meme island

>>129088812
It would probably have to be within the next couple of months. I actually am unsure.

sunderland labour HOLY SHIT LADS WTF

TORY SURGE

>>129088967
kek

SHY TORIES STRIKE AGAIN

SHY TORIES STRIKE AGAIN

>>129088967
Kek

>>129088895
The future son, it's beautiful

>>129088865

Fucking Federation of Light always causing shit

>>129088611
MWAHAHA

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>Idiots are suprised at Labour holding Labour safe seats with huge majorities

Just wait until they get to the huge Tory safe seats.

>poorthern recording equipment

>>129088895
black tim farron apparently

>>129088827
yOu DoNt UnDeRsTaNd SwInG

TORIES UP TORIES UP TORIES UP

Hallefuckinglujah.

Tory majority thank GOd.

Time to buy the Pound, lads !

>>129088042
What a dumb fuck. Learned nothing from Trump twitter game

CONSERVATIVES BTFO ONCE AGAIN IN KUKERLAND

>>129088728
This. The UK is a dead country. "OH BUT THE SNP MIGHT LOSE 20 SEATS, SILVER LININGS!"
Fuck off with that, the British people just decided that free gibsmedat is more important than Brexit

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POLLS BTFO

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>>129087451

>>129088972
Something can't be a meme if no one notices it. Based on the definition of meme.

>>129089030
Yeah but you learnt English to tell us that.

UKIP TO TORY SWING EXACTLY LIKE IN THE BY-ELECTIONS
>UKIP TO TORY SWING EXACTLY LIKE IN THE BY-ELECTIONS
UKIP TO TORY SWING EXACTLY LIKE IN THE BY-ELECTIONS
>UKIP TO TORY SWING EXACTLY LIKE IN THE BY-ELECTIONS
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UKIP TO TORY SWING EXACTLY LIKE IN THE BY-ELECTIONS
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5000 swing for con , 3000 for labour.

>TORIES DONE SUBSTANTIALLY BETTER THAN THE EXIT POLL

>>129088830
1997

>>129088921

Dat hivemind

>>129089016
TORIES ARE DOING BETTER THAN EXIT POLLS SUGGEST

ITS HAPPENING

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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may may BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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I am now officially unironically a High Tory.

Can't beat em join em.

>>129089009
>>129088990
Does that mean conservative is going to get enough seats? Or are we truly cucked?

>>129089016
how people swing between different parties. its awful for what they should have got compared to exit polls FeelsGoodMan

what was the swing at sunderland?

Can someone post the election night timeline thing again?

>>129089030
inbred slavscum.

PAY UP DEBTS OR YOUR MOTHER WILL BE SEX SLAVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IRRELEVANT SLAVSCUMM AHAHAHAHA

>>129088691
in my fantasy its nice and tight

>TORIES ARE TAKING AN EARLY SURGE

>TORIES ARE TAKING AN EARLY SURGE

>TORIES ARE TAKING AN EARLY SURGE

>TORIES ARE TAKING AN EARLY SURGE

>TORIES ARE TAKING AN EARLY SURGE

>>129089120

Wrong, they increased their vote share you moron.

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>Outside Tim Farrons house
SKIMMED MIILK SURGE

TELL ME WHEN I SHOULD START FUCKING WORRYING YOU CUNTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

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>>129089088
Holy moly

>>129088895
A literal retard.

NEW

>>129089263

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>>129089263

>MUH EXIT POLL IS WRONG!!!!
Newcastle and Sunderland was predicted labour, margin is irrelevant, fags

>>129089240
Labour still won the seats.

It's still a fucking loss for May.

>>129089128
You thick fat fuck, learn to british politics.

The results show that there was a surge in LABOUR HELD areas. Meaning that more people voted for Tories than Labour did last election

>>129089265
The last two votes suggest the exit poll was wrong and the Tories are doing substantially better than predicted.

>>129088695
Traditionally (ie, in reality) the Speaker and his three Deputy Speakers don't vote either, so you could get away with 320.

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IT DOSEN'T MATTER WHO WINS THE ELECTION.

THE JEWISH BANKERS CONTROL BRITAN

YOU WORTHLESS MORONS

Houghton & Sunderland South:
Lab: 59.6% (+4.4)
Con: 29.6% (+11.2)
UKIP: 5.7% (-15.8)
LDem: 2.2% (+0.1)
Grn: 1.7% (-1.1)
Ind: 1.2% (+1.2)

>>129089128
BURGER PLEASE GO

>>129089211
It was rrbllrlbrppr percent

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APOLOGIZE

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>they're still going to do it
>reddit are going to lose their minds
>twitter are going to mass-suicide

;-)

>>129089265
dont

TORY FUCKING SHITS

COMPLETELY

B
T
F
O

COMPLETE HUMILIATION
EMBARRASSMENT

KEK PARTY
KEK LEADER
KEK VOTERS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>129089201
hey... weren't you a commie a couple of minutes ago?

>>129089172
Thank god

>>129089213
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

Really would like to shag Laura Kuenssberg tbqh.

>>129089220
In reality it's been abused by 12 years of rustlers microwave burger shits

>>129088895
Yo moms is that you?
-black american

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TAKE MY ENERGY TORIES

>>129089219
your crooked teeth making u angry paddie?

>>129089325

No it's not, safe seats don't change you retard.

>>129088572
The government is still tory but it'll be harder to pass things

RED BRITAIN

RED POWER

Don't get too excited about the polls being wrong m8s, we're only 2 seats in.
It's going to be a long night.

If May resigns I consider this election a success

>>129089316
those are labour safe seats though, if the margins remain consistent in non labour safe seats then the tories could take them with the aid of ukip votes

>>129089265
You're British. You should come out of the vagina worrying.

>tfw as soon as May wins the Labour cucks scuttle back off to their sheds

>>129088973
I work in a secondary school. Probably only half of the 16-18 year old students know who Theresa May is. Yet most of them say they support the 'red' party.

Can someone sum up what's going to happen?

which stream is brit/pol/ watching?

>>129089164
i speak french

>>129089610
Sky Jews

>>129089610
watching iplayer 2bh

>>129088967
>not exterminate

smdh are you even a no life nerd

IS THERE NOW A CONSTITUENCY BY CONSTITUENCY PREDICTION BASED ON THOSE EXIT POLLS SO WE CAN TEST THE EXIT POLL?

>>129089366

This is, unfortunately, completely true. We just don't want the leftists to get in to power, as that makes things far less tolerable for us.

THE QUEEN JUST KNIGHTED PAUL NUTTALL AND DECLARED HIM THE RIGHT HONOURABLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND

IT'S OVER, UKIP HAS WON

>>129089580
Even 21 would be too low imo desu

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>>129089748
Confliction.

>>129089655
>uses English to tell us he speaks French.
Balkaniggers.

>>129089610
sky

>>129089544
It's pretty much a certainty even if she gets a small majority, she has failed.

>>129089578
Win or lose

They will stab Jerry in the back one last time

>>129089563
Right, got it.

anyone from the seats called yet?

>>129087954
Where's Hannan?

Tom Watson could lose his seat!

NEW

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>>129089263

If you want real change?

Kill the bankes in City of London

>>129089610
BBC 1, on my television.