Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 11th edition

>>129083632
Please archive it
>https://youtube com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

This is fucking hilarious.
Where are all the Tory shills now? They disappeared all of a sudden lmao.

What the hell are you doing britbongs?Labor, srsly?

>>129083826
This country is dead if they win.

I have no idea how any of this shit works but I'm excited. Hope corbyn wins and the commies take over.

I just don't understand.

As bad as you think May is, how could anyone vote for a literal communist?
How could anyone vote for Diane Abbott?
How could anyone vote for Emily Thornberry?

HOW?
HOW?

ALLO GUBNUH!!! I'M BREETEESH!!!!

KANGAROOS N' VEGEMITE MATE!!!!!

>>129083799
Prepare for mass immigration, the Muslims and IRA will be so happy. So will be the EU

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>letting americans influence your decision
>communist
why are you looking at the britain through an american lens rather than a swiss lens?

Is everyone forgetting how wrong the exit poll was in 2015 and Brexit?

WAIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR VOTING SYSTEM?

MAY GOT THE MOST VOTES, AND LOST?

Are you lads seriously gonna vote again?

I'm still confident May will be PM

>>129083896
Never underestimate the power of offering free shit.

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REMEMBER ME GOYIM?

I WAS HERE FOR THE BREXIT THREADS

I TOLD YOU WE'D GET YOU FOR THIS

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

>>129083848
They won't 'win' but they'll just agitate the process. They still don't have enough seats, even with coalition.

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SAY IT WITH ME

PRIME MINISTER CRUZ

>>129083826
don't you have syrian refugees to welcome into your country?

its okay britain we will nuke you out of your misery.
what le fugg

Reminder exit polls were wrong in 2015 and in the EU referendum. Have faith in the shy tories

>>129083896
>>129083938

>>129083632

We win for the many, not the jews.

>>129083936
>Prepare for mass immigration
uh no because the Tories are no longer in government lol

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Why did you vote labour?

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How long until Sunderland gets in?

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>>129083632

OKAY TIME TO COME CLEAN YOU FAGGOTS

WHICH ONE OF YOU VOTED LABOUR

I'm leaving this country, it's over

Rightly So you sexy beast i'd really love to give you a good bumming lad

Up the bum

With my willy

how is it possible the Tories take a dozen seats in scotland and then lose the election ?

very confusing..
that exit poll cant be right

>>129083988
Tories without a majority are not getting things like brexit through. This country is finished.

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Will anime be banned in the gulags?

GUARANTEED HAPPENINGS FOR A LONG WHILE YET!!

WHY SO GLUM??

That feel when we're no better than the fucking French...

>>129083957
She isn't predicted to have a majority of the seats in Parliament. Key word being PREDICTED since the actual results aren't in yet

when the sunderland result came in during the brexit referendum the entire mood changed

best to wait on that before making judgements about exit poll

it might even be more of a fuck up than it looks lol

>>129083941
>how wrong
They were "wrong" by something like 10 seats faggot. This snap election backfired on Shariah May BADLY.

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HOW DID HE FUCKING DO IT LADS?

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ABSOLUTELY PLURALISTIC

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>Labour denting Conservatives in England
>Conservatives making big gains in Scotland

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posting some meal for the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTc5ZmTeuQ

So is Brexit happening or not?

Looks like Tories will scrape a majority and Scottish independence is dead.

Looks ok to me.

>>129084092
agreed, based accelerationism

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10 unionist seats in Norn Iron, May will be 2 seat short?

Its over isnt it lads

>>129084074
Losing a fuckload in London and around England

>>129084028
>cobryn literally stated that the UK should have immigration laws similar to Germany

lol fuck off mate

Britain is shit I would rather live in Cambodia than here.

>>129084037
within 15 minutes roughly

>>129084069
but where will you go? there's nowhere for you now

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>>129084113

REMINDER THAT AT THIS POINT IN BREXIT VOTE FARAGE HAD CONCEEDED REMAIN TO WIN

NOT OVER YET.

TORIES MIGHT STILL GET MAJORITY

Just topped my hot choccy off with a fucking ton of whiskey, gonna need it

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Workers of the world, unite!

Lads what do you think the turnout will be?

>>129083938
Corbyn has some good ideas but the entirety of the rest of the party is a massive force in the degradation of the idea of the British nation state

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>>129083896
may may is cancer m89

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IF LABOUR WIN THEN I WIN £400
COME ON, LADS, I NEED THE MONEY

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What will May's resignation speech tomorrow be like lads?

314 Con - 314 Lab, Snp, Lib, Gre

Ready for ANOTHER election, Bongs?

>>129083896
To be fair they didn't want to ban parts of the internet. I hate the lefty as much as the next guy but cunty may literally thought internet censorship was a good idea.

>>129084122
cheers James

>>129083896
I was tempted to vote labour to get the snp out, but couldn't bring myself to.

Here is hoping the exit poll is wrong, like it was with all the trump stuff. I'm glad the snp are set to get fucked though

When do the first results come in

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>>129083632
>>129083632
>>129083632
TOP KEK BRITARDS
>>129083632
>>129083632
>>129083632

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new front

>>129083896
biggest throw of all time

Reading east and west both going red. I don't buy it until I see it

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>>129084118
NO

YOU ARE ANGLOS. YOU MUST SURVIVE. YOUR FREEDOM SHALL LIVE.

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I-is the internet safe now?

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>>129084052
i did without a second fucking thought and smiled at the polling station people as i left

>>129084165
Nah, Tories will have to call another election. They can't govern with a majority that small.

>>129083896
Gibs me dat free university
Gibs me dat free ARE BRAVE NHS
Gibs me dat free bennies

Hahahah hahha

Fuck you all you cunts that doubted us.

You /pol shills where is mummy May now?


Hahahah omg I can't breath you cunts

Who's laughing now?!

Where's my liberal salty tears?

Hahah sick my dick

You losers

LOSERS

HAHAHHA
LEFT

WINGBRITIAN

CORBYN

>>129084118
? macron is an outsider but he is pure establishment. wolf in sheeps clothing.

corbyn is actually principled and has socialist beliefs. macron is a banker whose entire campaign was "i'm not le pen!"

>>129084123
The swing will tell us how accurate the poll is, a swing towards the Tories would show that it's bollocks but if it's towards Labour then May is fucked.

>>129084170
76 seats too close to call. It's going to be a LONG night.

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Who's the cucks now, faggots?

Has Hitchens commented yet?

>>129084263
And replace her with who exactly?

>>129084263
we could have been strong and stable

>Cons making gains in Scotland
>but still falling short of a majority

Such obvious bollocks

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>>129083896
>How could anyone vote for Diane Abbott?

>tfw I just remembered about her being our HS

Oh god no

>"Yeah I'm just outside of Tim Farron's caravan"

>>129084154
If its a hung parliament, lib dems and labour form a coalition and will delay/hamper a deal for years

HAHA FUCKING IDIOTS DIE ANGLO SCUM

>>129083936
Who will immigrate to us when we get turned to Venezuela

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tonight we witness the biggest political fuck up in history

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>>129084152
>Di Giorgio

What happens if there is no majority?
ANOTHER election?

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Post lewd Karens to summon the powers of Brexit and give may the power to win

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I'm excited but I'm also ever so depressed.

What a tragedy.

>yfw Tory-Labour grand coalition and the Blairite symbiosis is complete

>>129084344

Our Boris

>>129084134

Dumb, entitled gullible student tards who want free shit because they'e too spineless to go out and work for it.

NO COALITION

>>129084419
Yes

>>129084384
Venezuela has a huge amount of immigration as the government gives out free shit to foreigners who vote for the government.

>>129084390
kek

OFF TO THE GULAGS WITH ALL OF US THEN I GUESS! FUCKING CUNTS FUCKED IT ALL! FUCKING SHIT HEADS!

>>129084335
>65% remain

dumb scotcuck celtpaki

>Labour figures told BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg the exit poll “feels unbelievable”. Will start to see soon

>Labour figures told BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg the exit poll “feels unbelievable”. Will start to see soon

>Labour figures told BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg the exit poll “feels unbelievable”. Will start to see soon

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I am now officially an unironic communism.

Can't beat em join em.

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>>129084152
thanks lad

>>129084419
Labour can form a coalition with the LD and SNP.

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>watching on bbc news

>tfw if conservatives win i get to feel smug
>tfw if labour win i get free tuition
feels pretty good

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BRITAIN
IS
DEAD

Why didn't you listen?

what the fuck is going on with the sky news stream?

FUCK I VOTED CONSERVATIVE WHAT IS THIS RESULT?!?!?!

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So wait, Tories are still going to win, but won't have a majority? Will May still be PM?

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>>129084269
DUP
U
P

>>129084344
Anyone, Boris probably.

>>129084426

Please no lewd Karen's in our time of sadness.

Survation was right all along.

>>129084389
Cameron and Brexit though

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>>129084419
Eyyup

Shut up you faggots. It's not over yet

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>>129084259
>betting on a commie

>>129084419
If the exit poll is accurate then we will definitely need another election.

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>>129084426
In Corbyns internet you can post as many lewd Karens as you like

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OH GOD.

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>>129084134
He actually believes something and people believe he'll do what he said

Do NOT underestimate the £10 min wage. I can tell you now, good people are sick of being treated like cunts and slaves when they work hard.

>>129084458
Waiting on what the swing is in Newcastle and Sunderland. If there is a massive Labour increase in the vote, we are truely fucked.

>>129083896
This board is full of stupid kids who don't see anything wrong with communism.

>We are forecasting four Lib Dem gains
YELLOW SURGE

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>>129084399

di gorgio you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnMgUBZ3H9c

Sobering thought: what if the exit poll has over-estimated the Conservative vote.

>>129083799
You have no idea how bad its going to get if this is true.

why is this a bad thing?
we'll still have a conservative government, but may will resign, which means >muh internet is safe

>Tories less than 9 seats from a working majority

Don't panic lads, it's in the bag.

>It is now a real possibility that we could see a PM Corbyn

Seriously, if that exit poll is slightly skewed against Labour and the SNP, we could get a coalition of chaos with Corbyn as PM.

>>129084220
Cracking open my bottle of Ardbeg, I reckon it will be gone by morning at this rate.

What are you lads drinking?

Im gonna get some ice-cream, you want some buddies?

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>>129084552
>Not watching Jeremy Vine

>>129084577
>sky is ((((Murdoch))) media lad, don't give them views.

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>exit poll predicts 5 tory gains in Wales
wat

>>129084278
>I don't want censorship
>So I'll vote for a Stalinist and his rabid SJW party instead

May might have blocked 4chan, but Corbyn definitely will.

>>129084390

Dang it.

When are first results due to be released. About 11pm?

>>129084278
Doesn't make a difference though. (((May))) talks about the (((monitoring))) the internet. (((Corbyn))) doesn't. Neither of them has offered anything in the way of actually stopping Muslims from coming to the country and (((Corbyn))) is talking about bringing in more.
I think (((monitoring))) the internet is easier to revert than nigger birth rates.

>>129084283
The exit polls predicted a trump victory. people always confuse exit polls with regular polls.

>>129084344
Tony abbot

Even if she wins May's position is untenable. Time to get on the Davis train.

>SNP -22

This is why I don't believe this poll.

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the absolute state of conservatives

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>>129084538
pathetic. delete your Karen's now

>>129084344
BoJo
Davies
Leadsom
If she survives rudd

>>129084305
for now its safe but over the next ten years it'll be less free

brexit is ruined

now we're going to be "out" of europe but inside single market so its basically same but we have no say in the EU

just fuck my shit up senpai

So is Parliament heading for a gridlock?

>>129084646
I hope all the Labour voters on here are happy. They just signed this country's death warrant.

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>>129084426
Karen is not for lewd, arsehole. She is for leading ol' blighty to glory.

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>>129083896
We brainwashed the DUMB goyim cattle good

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OUR NEW PM

>>129084569
>why didn't you listen?
Because Britain is deaf.

>LIB DEMS REFUSES COALITION

>LIB DEMS REFUSES COALITION

>LIB DEMS REFUSES COALITION

>LIB DEMS REFUSES COALITION

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>>129084390
Not so fast

>>129084566

Top kek

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>>129083996

>Tfw war refugees are only 4%

No but we have some niggers without right to stay to send back (thank you Northern European NGO)

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>>129084626
>not blowing everything out of proportion for comedic effect

>>129084577
blåljus på/av

>>129084069
Same, saving up to go and live in Japan. Only island nation left that has any sense.

>>129084824
Source?

The country's fucked anyway lads. Either result we'll still have mass immigration and Dianne Abbot in the Commons

>>129083632
as someone who voted for trump, what do i want the outcome of this election to be?

who are we up against?

>>129084784
the map is going to look fucked up so much this time

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Will I win it lads?

JUST QUIT YOUR JOB AND GO ON BENNIES , CLAIM TO BE A FOREIGN MIGRANT LABOUR WILL GIVE YOU THE WORLD

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>>129084538
Good lad

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>>129084691
Bass was too quiet on Human tbqh

>>129084824
whAT? WHERE

TORIES LOSE IN ENGLAND

TORIES WIN IN WALES

TORIES WIN IN SCOTLAND

EXPLAIN THIS EXIT POLL

Bookies still suggesting the Tories will have a majority.

>>129084824
Early days. We'll see what they say at 5am. This is the most unstable time in British politics.

>>129084817
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WHERE IS MY BOY JOHN PIENAAR????

>>129084881
Farron ruled any coalitions out during the campaign

>>129084773

No, that's wrong. I remember shills were cucking up this board early in the evening of Nov. 8th because the first exit polls showed Clinton winning.

>>129084263
same as call me dave.

" i love my country...."

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TRUMP WON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS LEFT FUCCCKKKKKKKK

>>129084721
Conservatives are such backstabbers they need at least 50 seats majority to have a real government.

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So....no party has.........ENOUGH POWER?

>>129084614
This is worse.

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IF SINN FEIN WIN 6 EXTRA SEATS THEN THE TORIES HAVE A MAJORITY

COME ON YOU FUCKING PADDIES

>>129084655
>raise minimum wage
>raise prices as a result
>pound loses value
>"£10 isn't enough"

>>129084726
Yes please

>>129084854
4% refugees

the absolute state of you medcucks bow down to the Superior Anglo

>>129084810
to be fair we said that for the last 5 elections

>>129084881
>>129084925

Sky News just now, leader of Lib Dems.

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>>129084646

MUMMY FUCKED UP

>>129084784
Don't forget the lib dems gaining 6 seats.

What a load of shite.

>>129084974
That was then, this is now.

>Southampton Itchen staying Tory
>Southampton Test staying Labour

About right desu. Students are mainly living in the Test half.

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>>129084825

when will we find out the final result?

are labour gonna win or will it be a hung parliament?

>>129084927
>TORIES WIN IN WALES

Wait what?

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>>129084600
POST LEWD KARENS

>>129084927
Young turnout

Corbyn doesnt give a shit about scotland or wales

>>129084927
immigrants, the tories didn't stop it when they had the chance and now they are paying the price.

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Redpill me, i know nothing about this shit.
-who are the guys running?
-what is their general agenda?
-what is their past "accomplishments"?

>>129084447

Higher minimum wage and not banning porn from the internet == free shit?

>>129085094
THAT IS WHAT THIS EXIT POLL SAYS

>>129084974
>implying the Milk Man won't be desperate for power

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thoughts boys?
crying a little desu.

>>129084655
this
>also
tories did what they always do, which is believe their own memes - do you really all think lefties are stupid by default? even if that was true, there are literally millions of us and we only need 30-50 high-capability people to steer a country

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REBELLION NOW

I can't even begin to imagine fucking Corbyn leading the U.K. out of the EU. Jesus.

>>129084723
rum and coke for me lad, three glasses in so far. can't fucking understand politics sober

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING CAN ONLY GET BETTER

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>>129084922

gj they were a shit deathmetal band and only became good when they went proggy then

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>it's an MSM makes up a dramatic exit poll so they can get more ratings all night episode

>>129084886
Both parties suck ass. Individually Corbyn is better than May (she's a cuck who was against brexit and wants to police the internet) but Corbyn is surrounded by huge cucks. As long as brexit still goes through I personally don't give a fuck either way. UKIP are our guys and they get no seats.

>people actually think an SNP-LD-LAB coalition could last more than 6 months

>>129084134
He comes across as less of a stooge than Red Ed did, and generally stands up in the face of his useless party. Also, the alternatives were May or Farron. A shambolic election means bizarre results, it's just a given.

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>>129084030
Because a woman isn't fit to be PM, and Corbyn is a far superior waifu to May

>>129084134
The free university tuition. Middle class parents are not fucking stupid and don't turn down a free lunch, they know it's their kids who will benefit most, not the poor who don't even get in to uni.

A REMINDER THAT EXIT POLLS DON'T ACCOUNT FOR THE SHY TORY EFFECT

>>129085091
No earlier than 3am, poss more like 5 or 6.

>>129085091
we won't be clear until 2-3ish

>>129083896
for the lulz

George Soros is going to make bank by paying pollsters to tank GDP with bogus exit polls.

>>129085133

Basically it's Hitler vs Stalin.

I want to watch the election results with Karen sleeping on my chest after a good hard dicking

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>>129084914
FULL LUXURY COMMUNISM

GIVE THAT MAN A NHS WAIFU

TAX
EVERYTHING

>>129084655
>Raise minimum wage
>Keep borders open and flood country with minimum wage workers
>????
>Redistribute profits

>>129084669
and stupid leafs who can't ever seem to explain how a moderately socialist economic policy and a nationalist foreign policy somehow equates with communism

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Mummy May nudes when? I know you're watching, Theresa. Just give us what we want.

MILITARY COUP WHEN??

Soubry out

>Labour were a literal irrelevance not long ago
>were shitting themselves when May called it

seriously, how did this happen?

Can see Labour doing better than expected.

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Parliament will obstruct Brexit

Queen will dissolve Parliament and call for new elections

You heard it here first.

>>129085061
Sky news MP states that Lib Dems don't want any coalition and won't do it.

>>129085150
piaaed enough not tol really giv a fuck tbqh matey.

I used to live in Tooting. It must have gentrified a fuck load since then if they turn Tory.

>>129084538
You won't be joining (((them))) though. You would be working 38 hour days in some salt mine along with the rest of the bourgeois who think they're proles.

>>129084203
Cambodia is quite nice actually. Beautiful scenery and it's quite a calm part of the world these days.

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Remember when we had PMs that could win elections?

>>129083896
May is pretty fucking bad but yea true

JUST IMAGINE IF HOUGHTON & SUNDERLAND SOUTH GOES BLUE

JUST

IMAGINE

>>129084084
That sounds retarded. Brexit is set in stone.

>>129084134
Years of the British public being pissed on told that it's raining has led to a urine-soaked electorate tired of media spin.

There's no positive way to spin fox hunting or dementia tax, it's hard to tell poor people that a tax freeze, £10 minimum wage, better funded public services and free university is a bad idea and against their interest.

68%

All the UKIP voters went for the Labour party, what the fuck?

>>129085133
Cuckservative VS Communists

Cuckservatives might not get a majority of seats, meaning the commies could gang up on them by forming a coalition - adding up their seats- to win a majority

>>129085077
Same in Plymouth as well, Sutton is where the uni and the pakis reside and Moor View is where all the normal white hardworking people live

>UKIP -15% IN SUNDERLAND
LOL

OH SHIT JOHN CURTIS

>>129085259
It isn't though. Both are complete fucking shite and neither care about the country.

>>129085231
REmINDER EXIT POLLS AND NORMAL POLLS ARE DIFFERENT

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will corbyn give me a girlfriend?

>>129085300
Pakis stuffing ballots, they have spread out around the country

>>129084712
it will have. the exit poll will reflect whatever oversight created the woefully incorrect regular polls.

I'M VERY SCARED BUT ALSO VERY EXCITED SOMEONE REASSURE ME EVERYTHING ISN'T GOING TO SHIT.

>ukip going back to labour

The absolute state

DAMP RAG ALERT ON BBC ONE
DAMP RAG ALERT ON BBC ONE
DAMP RAG ALERT ON BBC ONE
DAMP RAG ALERT ON BBC ONE

>channel 4 election coverage
>audience laughing and clapping every 5 fucking seconds
how can anyone watch this?

>>129085205
Uwotm8, Leprosy was the peak

>>129085324
It won't, it's still a shithole.

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>Zum ersten Mal in der Geschichte unseres Volkes bauen wir ein Reich wegen des Willens des Volkes

So help me God

DAMP RAG

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>>129085088

Get fuck't faggot

>Sunderland still not done yet

ABSOLUTE STATE

>70% Labour
Fuck me, just imagine living in that hellhole.

NEW

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>>129085486

SOOOOOOOO, NO BREXIT, ROIGHT LADS?!?

xD

>>129085456
he'll get you a paki to molest you

>>129085043
Chocolate and Vanilla
want some chocolate sauce on it senpai?

>>129084655
Most people didn't fall for the £10 minimum wage, it's odd that you picked that of all their policies. It was better bennies, policing + NHS funding.

fuck this shit i'm going to bed lads

i wake up at 6, hopefully the exit polls are wrong

IF CURTICE SAYS IT'S OVER IT'S OVER

UKIP VOTERS CONFIRMED FOR SCUM

>>129085456
yes (male)

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tfw no Tory landslide nor coalition of chaos as back up entertainment

Kill me.

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>>129085456
he'll be your gf

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CHECK'EM FOR TORIES

BRITS OFFICIALLY THE MOST KEKD COUNTRY ON EARTH HAHAHAHA

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>>129085044

I mean 4% of people arriving here not the country population you anglo cuck

>>129085014
This.

Anyone who watches football can see the parallels

>PL gets huge boost in TV money
>Other clubs change the amount they want for players based on this increase

>>129083896
May botched the whole thing by not immediately bringing in internment against pakis and also inexplicably calling to censor the internet instead.

>>129084335
The men wearing skirts.

>>129085619
GIVE ME A MACRON OVER THIS SHITE

Reminder exit poll said Remain would win.
Reminder exit poll said Hilary would win.

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>>129084199
>tfw when you realize he was referring to Nazi Germany

>>129085470
If the exit poll is 100% accurate then we'll either end up with a minority Government or another election, there's no way for any workable coalitions to appear.

>>129083957

>Hillary got the most votes
>Lost

Women can't even win right.

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>FUCKING UP THIS BADLY

This is the woman who's supposed to be negotiating our brexit kek

>>129083632
((((They)))) are panicking. Cosy times.
Pass the salt please.

Why the hell is ukip not more popular in britbong land?

>>129085217

gotcha

yeah it seems like all parties over there suck except that UKIP is kind of the "alt-right" embodiment

>>129083632
Everyone ought to know by now that British exit polls are shit. Tess has got this.

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>>129084283
YOU ARE A WORTHLESS JEW SLAVE

KILL YOURSELF; YOU WORTHLESS BRITISH SHITH HEAD

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>thunder and lightning

IT'S THE END

>>129085456
yeah but she'll be a fat munter

>>129083632

Low pound is a good thing because of debt.

Watch stocks rise as a result.

>>129084975
right you are. Must have been thinking of some other election.

NEW

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>>129084390
Fug

>>129085511

listen to literally anything from those two years out of Britain (Carcass, BT, ND) and compare it to the Death-influenced american shit at the time. You want jazz licks and hippies or deathmeal?

>>129084447
>entitled gullible student tards
That's the Liberal Democrat demographic. Literally the "free shit for students, and weed" party.

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>>129085700
>shitalians

>white

LMAO no you dumb shitalicuck

>>129084770
No need to worry about any of that. You won't be able to afford the internet and the Muslims will leave once we are Greece tier, and the debts get called in. Enjoy your future poverty.

>>129084447
Hey Sam Hyde

>>129084974
ahahahahah. nice understanding of british politics friendo

>he thinks the political elite will let a Marxist become PM

HOWLING

There will be a coalition which will fall apart then the Tories will run with someone charismatic

Corbyn will NEVER EVER be pm

>>129085371
>implying the Tories didn't lose on purpose to put the brakes on brexit

Nothing is guaranteed to get the mong vote out more than MUH FOXES

>>129083986
Pound drops. (((They))) are May's pals. Based anti israel comrade Corbyn scares them.

>>129085723
ah yes thank god we have our finest economic minds like you on the case. let me guess you think national debt is like household debt and brexit is like buying a house. fucking thick tories. and you wonder why Corbyn is gonna be PM?