Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 10th edition

>>129081776
Run them through an archive

>https://youtube com/watch?v=iy_I8vetLS4
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=iy_I8vetLS4
>https://youtube com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

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How will Britain ever recover?

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D U P
U
P

Any idea how to see the BBC predictions based on constituencies?

>Guido Fawkes

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HAHAHA Get fucked brit/pol/

UK politics are such a big meme LMFAO

not comfy right now lads

>tfw starting uni in september

I CAN'T EMIGRATE FOR 4 YEARS JUST

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I'm a bit bloody displeased.

>>129081884
We're not out of the woods yet.

>>129081884
sad to say I don't think it ever will.

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BREXIT CANCELLED

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

>broxtowe could go red

SOUBRY BTFO

Dead country.

YOURE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING

SACKED IN THE MORNING

YOURE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING

>>129082047
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40104373

PRIME

MINISTER

BORIS

JOHNSON

>>129081776
Just annex us already America

Its the graph man time lads

Wouldn't Conservative/DUP be a good thing since the DUP are actually more conservative than most of the tories?

>>129082104
stop being cute

>This exit poll is predicting that safe Tory seats going Labour

United Ireland Soon

>the Portillo moment

DRINK
R
II
N
K

I VOTED CONSERVATIVE FOR THIS????

Lads, remember that a Tory government is worst case scenario for the country.

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I COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

>>129082047
Perhaps they did it on a constituency level?

Or they just applied a swing to previous results.

>>129082188
We don't want muslims

>People losing their shit based on the reported voting of less than 20,000 people

Liberals are always the majority in the "unbiased" polls because conservatives don't report their voting habits.

Except in Scotland where the Scottish Conservartives shout it from the roof top which is why SNP appear to be BTFO, SNP will not be BTFO

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This is genuinely like one of those things you get in history exams - shit like the "things that helped start WWI". Serious stuff going down in the world and it snowballs because countries are just fucking about at home doing wacky shit instead of having a solid, steady plan.

The next few years and Brexit are going to be a fucking riot.

ENGLAND-ULSTER COALITION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSWlAHD29M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

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>>129082182
>lefty tossers

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>SNP getting torn to bits
>England gaining in England and wales
How the tables have
T U R N E D
U
R
N
E
D

I love Britain :3

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SOME GOOD NEWS FUCK YES

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Torycucks btfo. Im gonna be a rich man after tonight.

>>129082182
That'd be the worst fucking thing. Oh god pls don't even type such a horror.

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Your new Prime Minister

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Is it me you're looking for?

>>129082215
The DUP are Protestant Fundamentalist Nationalists

its a jeremy vine weatherman episode

shall be begging the boss for a position in the states tomorrow

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>communist
why are you looking at the britain through an american lens rather than a swiss lens?
Just for today, fuck the usa

>BBC predicting Reading West, a near 7k majority, going red
If that's true then good God.

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>>129082146

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FARAGE SPOTTED LAUNCHING A PRE-EMPTIVE ATTACK ON ALL KNOWN REFUGEE CAMPS

This whatever the result is a disaster for brexit, "strong and stable" "strong hand" may no longer

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>>129082246
This. I was a #LeadsomBullet

>>129082062
That's the honorable Jo Corpse MP

>>129082221
and yet only 16 seats down overall

makes no sense

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What's he thinking right now?

Continuing my previous argument from last thread. If you voted UKIP you are a traitor to this country. I hope you enjoy learning Arabic at school because that is what you have indirectly voted for.

What is going to happen? Can the Tories still get a majority? The Tories are going to be in control regardless? Help me understand /pol/, I'm just a dumb Mick.

I just wanted hard Brexit. I just wanted a fucking hard Brexit.

>>129082262
You have a few more million muslims than us, yank.

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MISS ME?

>Labour supporters happy because although they lost, they didn't lose by a lot

Ebin

>>129082329

There was a lad earlier that put almost £1000 in various bets of Tories have 350+ majority.

what;s the breakdown of those SNP losses?

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>>129082326

>I don't even have to move outside of brit/pol/ to enjoy tears and butthurt

Gaia. you treat me so well

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Threadly reminder to tune into Sky lads

>>129082302
>>England
Labour fuck I'm a mong

>>129082302
>England gaining in England and wales
What did he mean by this?
Calm down man, you're over excited and posting before proofreading.

IF LABOUR WINS THEN I WIN £400
IF LABOUR WINS THEN I WIN £400
IF LABOUR WINS THEN I WIN £400
IF LABOUR WINS THEN I WIN £400

Time to marry my American cousin and emigrate

>>129082044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

lads is there a place i can see the exit poll for my region

>>129082390
Fucking hell. I laughed you dick.

ITS THE DAMN UKIP VOTERS GOING BACK TO LABOUR

>>129082457
We have a few hundred million more people than you, bong.

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J U S T
U
S
T

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We must be mad

>BBC doesn't have Stoke on Trent South going blue.

Hahaha. It's utter nonsense.

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>>129081776
STRONG
T
A
B
L
E

>worcester going red
fuck

>>129082450
2nd election if exit poll is right

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MAY BTFO

>Tories take seats in Scotland and Wales
>lose seats in England

What a topsy-turvy election

>>129082513
>tfw I can move to Australia in two years

May has got to resign after this. Give it to David Davis.

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>>129082272
>Political chaos results in economic collapse
>Triggers global meltdown
>Multiple leftist revolutions in Western countrys
>UK devolves into Spanish civil-war scenario

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>tfw just realised that I can stop looking for a job and start living off bennies

Feels good, man.

Accelerating straight out of Weimar and straight into Zimbabwe.

It just started absolutely pissing down. A fitting eulogy.

>>129082511
spot us a tenner mate

>>129082511
fucking god, i should have at least put a tenner on a few months ago for £1000

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SAY IT WITH ME

PRIME MINSTER CRUZ

Who's replacing May tomorrow afternoon then?

Labour WREACHING into seats guys

>>129082575
>SNP - 50

LOLNOPE

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YOUR NEW TORY LEADER
>YOUR NEW TORY LEADER
YOUR NEW TORY LEADER
>YOUR NEW TORY LEADER
YOUR NEW TORY LEADER
>YOUR NEW TORY LEADER

>Young Labour voters on Sky

The absolute state

>MORAY COULD GO BLUE

ROBERTSON IS FUCKED
SOMETHING GOOD HAS HAPPENED

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>Plymouth Moor View
>Area with a lot of homeowners and people that actually work for a living
>Staying Blue

>Plymouth Sutton
>Has the Uni and all the pakis live there
>Going to Labour

What a fucking surprise

If we turn into Venezuela and our gdp dives lower than Pakistan will they fuck off back to there

Will cuck shed ed ever make a comeback?

>>129081776

>MAY CALLS FOR NEW ELECTION DESPITE HAVING MAJORITY

>MAY DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP ON DEBATES

>SURPRISED THAT SHE LOSES MAJORITY

HAHAHAHA UK POLITICS IS A FUCKEN LAUGH

>muslims

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>>129081776
Young labour voters attached

ahahahahahahahahaha

/pol/ btfo

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>hung parlie
gee i guess no brexit haha :D thanks may you genius : D

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Lads I think we'll need to call in a favour from an old enemy to rig the election

>>129082575
>SNP 50

wew

>>129082459
David, sweet, sweet David! Comeback!

>>129082507
>Calm down man, you're over excited and posting before proofreading.
Trying to bait someone in a sensitive time, we still don't know yet. Typed too fast.

>those Labour voters on Sky

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>>129082326
>Salmand

>>129082475
i tried to warn them

>>129082567
Then you`re still accepting more muslims than us.

>>129082511
Labour LITERALLY can't win outright.

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>>129082504
>He isn't watching Jeremy Vine

http://www.strawpoll.me/13142947

http://www.strawpoll.me/13142947

http://www.strawpoll.me/13142947

http://www.strawpoll.me/13142947

http://www.strawpoll.me/13142947

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TWO SHITSKINS ON BBC

>>129082459
Yes.

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brekkies in bois

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>>129082581
Literally mad

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>>129082504
Yea, fuck you man

>>129082607
My Mother and Uncle were saying they were going to vote Tory earlier when we were getting dinner.
Scottish as fuck.
I was so confused.

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>>129082672
GOVE

>>129082581
We're so sorry, Enoch.

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Night lads

>>129082475
Kek. Only cucks thought torys would make gains after their disastrous campaign.

>>129081776
TORIES /OUT/
CUNTS

>>129082463
That's how it works in their mind

If you lose badly, then it's racism
If you lose slightly, you basically won but the Tories and their friends in the city rigged it
If you win, then the bigots got btfo by democracy

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>the absolute scum on Sky News

I'm revoking your White™ status, Britain.

>>129082842
yeah bois

>>129081776
Can you bongs give me a quick rundown of the winning party and why you are remaining cucked?

>/brit/pol sticky

No tah

WTF IS HAPPENING

can i get a tl;dr please

will corbyn be pm

Reminder lad exit polls were wrong, remember the shy Tory effect.

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>>129082459
GOD YES

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MAYS GOING TO RESIGN

>>129082672
wtf bin the #CruzMissile now

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I literally want Corbs to pull through just to see my mum happy for a bit

>>129082104
you're cute post more

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MOGG FOR PM

>>129082699
are you a plymouth student?

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>when your country jihads itself

>>129082272
Mmm salty.

WEAK & WOBBLY

>>129081776
>76 seats too close to call

>>129082862
Plz do along with France we are a Disgrace

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>tfw i might as well go back to gypsyland

>>129082887
cause all the parties are shit and love pakis, even the anti immigration party has been massively cucked to not be racist

kamal is such a skinny cunt

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>>129081776
>CON 314

>>129082346
If only

>>129082621
If only.

Nah, we'll get another "heir to Blair" type. But now that the Overton window has shifted even further left, it will be more like a "heir to Clegg".

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>>129082504
>Kay

Not even the best redhead on Sky any more.

>Downside
Brexit result more worrying

>Plus side
Likely to keep 4chins

>>129082887
biggest party hasnt reached a majority, and unlikely they will be able to form a coalition gov

MY PREDICTION

CON 335 SEATS

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>>129081776
>>129081776
>>129081776
>>129081776
>>129081776
WHT THE FUCK IS THAT BRITBONGS?

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>>129082971

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>>129082282
BEAUTIFUL

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All Hail Britannia!

>>129082902
The only certainty is that may will resign.

>>129082902
Hung Parliament if the exit poll is right, if it's right then there's no way to form a working coalition so we could have another election

Another election?

WTF?

What's the DUP/UUP results?

>>129082971
where have you been buddy that happened a long time ago

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>May resigns
>Are Nige rejoins the Conservatives
>Nige made leader
>New election in October
>Nige wins with 120 seat majority

I think the main thing right now is that this is actually really close

>>129081776
TIME FOR USA TO INVADE US
PLEASE AMERICA DONT LET A MARXIST DESTROY OUR COUNTRY


ANNEX US PLEASE
HE COULD BECOME PRIME MINISTER
AMERICCCAAAAA PLEAAAASSSSSEEEE

is the channel 4 election night as dire as i think it is? not watching but having seen shit like the last leg i assume it's fucking bad and jeremy paxman doesn't belong there

>>129083056
Both parties are going to ban 4chan.

>>129082350
And that's bad why?

Women leaders were a mistake

>>129082788
>he thinks the exit poll is right

Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahah

>>129082887
According to some exit polls there won't be an outright Conservative majority so who will win is uncertain

>>129083056
Nah, we are going to have to have another election. It is impossible to govern like this.

>>129083098
QUINTESSENTIALLY

>>129082504
no thanks ill stick with channel 4 with the rest of the educated people

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>tfw we totally fluked Brexit and the memey Trump victory

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Democracy is terrible.

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>average labour voters
>they still won
kek

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>>129082282
BASED

>>129083177
It isn't.

>>129082902
Corbyn won't be PM, unless the exit poll is skewed in favour of the Tories.

May will likely be PM, but could well be in charge of a minority government, meaning she'll have a lot of trouble pushing through her agenda.

>>129082948
I literally want your mum to die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.

This guy on Sky News sounds just like David Walliams kek

Screencap this post
Euro pound parity by midnight
Us Dollar parity in the morning
Zimbabwe dollar parity when the progressive alliance gets in

>>129082244
no it isnt

>>129083056
>Brexit result more worrying

We are still leaving, dont worry yourself.

>>129083098
A fine specimen of a nigger wanting to be like her American kinsmen

LAB + SNP + LD will happen
screencap this

>>129083145
There's no way to form a working coalition so it's either going to be a minority Government or another election

>>129083056
4chan was never at risk you stupid cunt.

The Conservatives plans were one of the ways we could have at least prevented some Terrorist attacks but no thats out of the window now isn't it

>>129082902

Hung Parliament.

Tories don't have a majority. They can't vote anything through in the Commons if other parties go against it.

>>129082215
probably, I don't know if the right wing tories got in though

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>>129083098
e-enrichment

Landslide?

>>129083196
That's what I mean, even if Labour have done even better they still LITERALLY cannot win outright.

>letting americans on 4chan influence your opinion

>>129083214
i thought conservative is the good party

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>>129082504
>the angel of death
there's no blood here anon (yet)

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>>129082736
A very colorful nigger. Your next generation Britian.

Good luck, you need it. LOL!

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Just quit my job lads, now based Corbyn will give me a house.

>>129083188
CAROLINE LUCAS IN THE CABINET

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
/WORST/ TORY LEADER OF ALL TIME

>>129083098
>this is eligible to vote

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>>129082822
>>129082944
THE DELEGATES, CORBYN

>>129082805
How do you get that at his time?

are these official results or just exit polls? when do we get actual results?

Whos the next leader of the Tories boys?

DIMBLEBOT HATES THE BANKERS AND THEIR BONUSES

>>129083214
>tfw we have been transitioned back to a shit timeline

>>129083188
Just goes to show that a female leader needs to completely reject feminism, like Thatcher did, in order to win

I think we're still going to get a Tory majority, albeit a slim one. Basically similar result to 2015, except with the SNP getting fucked

>>129083289
SNP would only join coalition if it guarenteed another independence referendum

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>129083268
Not a chance. No party will be able to get anything through the commons and if Corbyn forms the government the SNP and Lib Dems will make overturning Brexit part of it.

>>129083289
There still isn't enough seats.

>>129082957

>tfw I see Moggs in pictures like this and always remember one anons quote of saying he looks like a lost time-traveller

>>129083289

Not enough seats for a majority. I don't think they'll do it

If this exit poll is right, I think we'll see a minority Conservative government

is ahmed the most boring guy on the BBC?

I'm just hoping corbyn shills were right about him being secretly leave

>>129082399
Get 'em Nige!

>>129083304
good goy, the internet needs to be regulated to stop terrorist attacks

>>129083248
Le sigh

>>129083196
He's right though, Labour literally can't get a outright majority

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>>129083188
this

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pls be my autistic short-lived PM gf

>>129083211
enjoy your old men

REMINDER THAT EITHER SUNDERLAND OR NEWCASTLE WILL DECLARE SHORTLY

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>2nd election
>no EU talks
>no brexit
>2nd scot ref

The tories have really fucking done it this time.

>>129083248

but she's nice, you'd like her pham

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>>129083217
>>129083232
>Isle of Wight
>Has niggers on it

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT LADS?

>>129083347
Labour and Conservative are pure cancer. Conservatives are interested in themselves and Labour are interested in niggers.

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>there are people in this thread not watching Dimblebot's last election

How did this happen lads? how did May manage to fuck up this bad?

>>129083368
Don't forget to say how sad and mentally traumatised you were.
You can get bennies on top.

>>129083449
He's not too political and I like that.

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>going into Brexit negotiations with a minority government

>>129083347
Every option is terrible, if this leads to total collapse of both conservatives and labour we'll finally see the end of neoliberal politics in the UK

>>129083505
TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY

>>129083289
Lib Dems don't want a coalition

>>129082459
Unironically yes.

He had a certain born to rule confidence that we could really do with.

one positive: Scottish Independence is dead

>>129083547
STRAIGHT TALKING

FOR THE MANY AND NOT THE JEW

>>129083389

actual results will be in in about 3 hours

>>129083416

I would be happy with this.

>>129083465
Fucking dumbcunts with your memes deserve to die in a Terrorist atttack.

But you think the protocols of Zion was a real document too don't you? Fucking stupid cunts

The BBC are fucking loving this.

>>129083480
she looks like an actual ghoul

Any reaction from the EU about the exit poll?

>>129083528
Doubt it.

>>129083289
Not enough seats
Plus lab will clash with the others over brexit

G A M B L I N G

>tory gains in scotland
fucking deplorable

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>>129083511
>2nd scot ref
I did see that flying pig today.

WHOS THE NEXT TORY LEADER?

BORIS OR LEADSOM?

>>129083289
Lib Dems ruled out a coalition and any coalition with the SNP would kill Labour at the next election

>>129083480
>short-lived
She looks like a million-year old swamp.

>>129083548
so you were fucked regardless of the outcome.

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so we're staying in the single market then

>>129083562
she's a robot, barely appeared on the campaign trail, and the tories announced several highly unpopular policies because they were overconfident

I just don't understand.

As bad as you think May is, how could anyone vote for a literal communist?
How could anyone vote for Diane Abbott?
How could anyone vote for Emily Thornberry?

HOW?

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OKAY TIME TO COME CLEAN YOU FAGGOTS

WHICH ONE OF YOU VOTED LABOUR

>Anna Soubry in trouble

YES

>SNP getting pumped by the Conservatives

>Andrew Neil's fuckbuddy John Nicolson losing to SKIMMED

>>129083547
DUDE WHAT'S A CREDIT RATING LMAO

>>129083663

no you would she's ace

>>129083661
Doubt they'll comment before the result

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>>129083583
We dun goofed

>>129083706
Boris

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>>129083655
>all the presenters are giddy and laughing

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NORTHERN IRELAND EXIT POLL
DUP - 9
SF - 5 or 6
SDLP - 2 or 3
IND - 1

>>129083432
Depends lad. If, for example, Conservatives do worse in Scotland than the exit polls suggest, and Labour do better than the exit polls suggest, we could see a "coalition of chaos" type situation.

It's a VERY real possibility now (albeit unlikely) that we'll be seeing a prime minister Jeremy Corbyn

>Cons losing in England but gaining in Scotland

WHAT THE FUCK TIMELINE IS THIS

>>129083678
>tfw lost £5 betting on labour

Why did may call for elections when she already had a majority?

>>129083762
Wait for actual results.

>>129083655
They are shitting bricks. They cant believe the poll.

>>129083765
>a literal communist
except he's not?

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>>129083583
its over

>>129083562
By being pluralistic globalist, rather than nationalist.

I bid ye all a quick death.

>>129083706
Hammond.

>>129082244
Why? Plz make me feel better.

how is it possible the Tories take a sozen seats in scotland and then lose the election ?

very confusing..

>>129083787
>Lefty single mother who raised an autist

Nah

>>129083304
>least prevented some Terrorist attacks but no thats out of the window now isn't it

Haha, christ... shut the ever-living fuck up you cancerous little shit. I will never understand why you people actively lie like this for no gain whatsoever. The censorship and May's party attempts to get an even further strangle-hold on free speech and the internet in the UK is blatant.

At least get paid for lying out of your ass. If not, you'll have to deal with existential questions you probably won't make it through.

>>129083856
Too many Tory MPs rebelling. Labour was in a shambles at the time.

She figured she'd get a bigger majority

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>tories chances are better in scotland than england

>>129083752
Pretty much yeah. British politics is a joke. The only person who genuinely cared about the country since based Enoch Powell is Farage.

>>129083817
UUP btfo

>Believing in (((polls)))
Why are leftists that retarded?

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>>129081776
>SNP DOWN 22 SEATS
What the fuck?

Scots are going rule Britannia again?

>>129082957
>businesses being partisan
>small business voting for socialists

How are people this thick?

REMINDER THAT AT THIS POINT IN BREXIT VOTE FARAGE HAD CONCEEDED REMAIN TO WIN

NOT OVER YET.

TORY WILL WIN

>>129083706
Davidson

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YAAAAAAAAAS

>>129083765
>spend entire election attacking corbyn
>people want to find out if he's as bad as they say
>listen to what he says
>wtf i love corbyn now

May ran a stupid campaign and pushed people towards her opponent instead of defending her policies.

>>129083879
>Carries Mao's book everywhere
>Not a Communist

Alright senpai

>>129082673
Blair.

>>129082270
This. Conservatives will walk away with 350

>>129083962
Dumb twat bet you think Alcohol shouldn't be regulated too don't you

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>>129083649
Wew lad.

>>129083248
God dammit

>>129083978
sad. america has a few decent congressmen left like rand and gowdy. there's too many redneck and rural white areas left to be completely cucked.

>Marginal seat
>Staying Tory

>>129083817
UUP getting none?

Jesus

>>129083248
HEY