Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 9th edition

>>129079746
Always archive

>https://youtube com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

STRONG AND STABLE MAY GONE BY THE WEEKEND

CAP THIS

That one went fast fucking hell

Might just have a wank and go to bed.

>>129079746
>allow a womyn to become PM instead of nige

You deserved this

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Tory majority still fave.

What's going on?

>no Paddy Ashdown after he got utterly humiliated last GE

Shame

>>129079896
Any coalitions that could get May in power?

>>129079927
10 minutes, uncomfy

she threw the election to prevent brexit

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POUND ALREADY LOST 7% AGAINST THE US DOLLAR SINCE THE EXIT POLLS

GOTT STRAFFE ENGLAND

The first result will show us if the exit poll is accurate, watch the swing.

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L
A
BLAIR
O
U
RETURNS

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>HALF A TRILLION POUNDS INVESTMENT IN NHS STOMACH STAPLE OPERATIONS FOR FATTIES

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Jezzas staying leader for years after this...

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Which one of these candidates do you guys want to win?

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Tories can still pull this in, gents.

>>129079896
right as Thornberry just said the exit polls have been right the last 20 years...

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What is he thinking right now?

>>129080014
Best postwar pm desu

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>taking any of this seriously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhS-Fux31xs

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>Tfw proud vote-splitting Kipper

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PROGRESSIVE

This race to the first bullshit that Sunderland is doing can fuck off. Rushing leads to complacency.

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YOU HAD ANOTHER CHOICE

>>129080046
None

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>trusting students with ballot boxes

>>129080046
Mosley

Where the hell have these potential Labour gains come from?

Who is Corbyn reaching that overwhelm the people leaving him?

THIS IS FRANKLY NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

>>129079746
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN

It's too good to be true, I'm still expecting another 5 years of Tory rule and austerity.

>>129080089
laughing from his cuck shed at her just desserts

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i said earlier she'll be gone in 24 months.

it might be 24 hrs!!!

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>AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
>AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
>AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER
AN NHS ON EVERY STREET CORNER

>>129079983
Tory/DUP possibly.

WELL AT LEAST WE WON'T BECOME AN ORWELLIAN STATE NOW

May is literally Hillary 2.0 in terms of campaigning.

Hahahah hahhahaha

Fuck you all you cunts that doubted us

You /pol shills where is mummy May now?


Hahahah omg I can't breath you cunts

Who's laughing now?!

Where's my liberal salty tears?

Hahah sick my dick

You losers

LOSERS

HAHAHHA
LEFT

WINGBRITIAN

CORBYN

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>>129080127
YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO LIVE

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>>129080089
>What is he thinking right now?

"just according to keikaku"

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>>129080014
STAND FOR NOTHING
GAIN EVERYTHING

>>129080209
>Sunderland II: GULAG BOOGALOO

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>>129080089
Exact thing he's been thinking for the past year.

WHY

so, who supplants May?

POUND REKT

>>129080127
Gove shouldn't have backstabbed Boris

>>129080151
>>129080133
Do people not like the old lady because she was soft on terrorism?

ok who is next tory leader?

who is this bbc qt?

So today i read in the news, that May would be better for the EU and brexit and Merkel etc. and Corbyn would be a desaster for everybody, the Jews, Britain, the EU, everybody.

What is your view on this?

>>129080182
>Where the hell have these potential Labour gains come from?
>Who is Corbyn reaching that overwhelm the people leaving him?

my questions as well.

>>129080290
I would slam Sam Cam

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>why didn't you vote remain, anon? You could have stopped this

BAHVITA CAN YOU HEAR ME

WATCH THE SWING IN SUNDERLAND, IT WILL SHOW IF THE EXIT POLL IS ACCURATE

CON
OUT

>>129079983
If she cancels Brexit, possibly. Otherwise she at least would have to go first.

>>129080290
those are some great legs

>>129080276
Chop ur fingers off

What was the exit poll showing for the EU referendum? I'm not asking to be snarky I'm just wondering how much weight can be put on the exit poll in terms of accuracy.

>>129080276
>autism
Being so fucking young that you've never experienced an election before and don't realise exit polls only exist to give the BBC something talk about.
They're fucking useless.

>FAKE EXIT POLLS
FAKE EXIT POLLS
>RIGGED
RIGGED
UKIP SURGE, NIGE PM CONFIRMED.

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>>129080386

>>129080359
they're both fucking useless cunts

This is very bad for Brexit lads. Very bad indeed.

>>129080395
I AM SO SORRY CAMERON

I DIDN'T KNOW A FUCKING COMMIE WOULD BECOME PM

Holy shit. My mum came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mum but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is she losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so communist. I want a future to believe in. I want Mummy to be PM and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well in Maidenhead???? This is so fucked.

>stewart hosie
zzzzzzzzzzzz

>>129080359
Corbyn is OUR guy if you catch my Russian drift))

>>129079983
DUP

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>all the momentum kiddies go to bed thinking they've won
>wake up to a conservative majority
It's going to be brilliant.

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The absolute state of these past 2 years lads

it's mad

this sunderland newcastle shit is sad as fuck

>>129080317
Boris because who fucking cares at this point lets have a laugh

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Anyone want to cry with me?

>>129080442
They didn't have one.

WOW HOT A WHAT BABITAWOT

>>129079746
>HUNG
huh huh he said hung
>>129080386
You'd better, the poor dear. Hub's not plumbed for it.

>>129079746
So why does everybody on the radio hate the Corbyn guy? He is anti Zion isn't he?

Post cute Geordie running 6th form girls

>>129080515
i thought he got binned

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Repeat after me: TED HEATH. Probably turn out to be a nonce a few years down the line too.

>>129080382
Sadiq Khan called on all his muslim brothers.

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>inb4 ANOTHER CON-LIB coalition, but milkman rides bitch in Brexit negotiations and fucks everything up for us

>>129080276
>liberal
septics please

>>129079934
Always a good idea.

>>129080522
Cyka blyat

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I feel physcially ill right nowfor the first time in my life, I feel genuine terror for the future of my country.

>>129080553
I like it, it's sweet

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>ALL NUKES BANNED
MILITARY COUP SOON
>ALL NUKES BANNED
MILITARY COUP SOON
>ALL NUKES BANNED
MILITARY COUP SOON

SNP guy literally going to burst into tears

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LIQUIDATE THE KULAKS

ELIMINATE COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARIES

THE DICTATORSHIP OF THE PROLETARIAT IS UPON US, COMRADES

Tory + DUP coalition don't worry lads

Gonna quit my job and go on bennies

>>129080485
dat stomach, would fuck

>>129080255
She's literally worse, she fucking hid from the public knowing it would only end badly and could not handle straightforward media questions without relying on soundbites.

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DUP SAVE US

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T H I N G S

>>129080576
I want to laugh at you
Corbyn just slew the blue by not even doing anything

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>>129080542
h-ha yeah cant wait sure it'll happen

>>129080603
bernie sanders + jew hatred

>>129080489
we weren't getting brexit from the tories anyway

we were going to get an orwellian state

kinda cute watching newcastle sport students run around tbqh

>>129080472
except they are nearly always right you delusional retard

>>129080550
So fucking fun. I don't even care anymore, this kind of politics is fantastic.

WHERE THE FUCK IS YKTD!??

>>129080640
Lol what a fag.

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>>129080640
>he hasn't already given up

Every fucking retard that voted UKIP has a lot to answer for. You've thrown the election you silly cunts.

Do you even know who you're messing with you cunts?

PLEASE BASED DUP SAVE US FROM THE COMMIES

If you loathe the current state of UK politics (and by extension the state of the UK itself), this is the best result possible.

Theresa May, the last real major figure in the 'liberal' pro-multicult, pro-globalist, pro-immigration wing of the Tories, will be gone. The hard right of the party will take over.

Corbyn will stay, destroying any hope of a Blairite resurgence. The hard left will completely control Labour.

So it will be hard left v hard right. Centrists will have been destroyed as a political force. It will be the final death of the idiot 'third way' political landscape which has dominated since the early 90s.

I'll be overjoyed if the results stay this way.

>>129080751
Coal mining accident.

>>129080690
This. If Corbyn wins, we leech the system dry. We must become the enemy.

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>>129080276
COME ON CORBYN!

May has been a disaster.

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>Labour-SCOTLUND-Lib Dem-WAYULS-Green coalition still wouldn't reach a majority

so what the fuck happens?

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Hello Brit/pol/, it's me. are any you tory-boys I've been talking to for the last few days starting to feel a little queasy? you know the exit poll underestimates in the direction that the regular polls do. There's another 4-6 seats coming for labour. Corbyn will be the PM of the good ship soft brexit / devolution coalition. welcome to your nightmare, I'm proud to have been a small part of making it happen.

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>>129080640
cry more bitch nigger, tories btfo

so is brexit happening or not happening lads

>>129080824
t. Tory boy nonce

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i warned you and you laughed

EXPLAIN 2015'S EXIT POLL VERSUS THE ACTUAL RESULTS

>>129080835
You're retarded. The Tories will conclude they were not leftwing enough, and so become more leftist.

>>129080182
Scotland

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Based Labour qts making all the lads vote for Jeremy

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>>129080751

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>>129080824

>>129079906
hope so, too bad the replacement will be just as shit

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CAN ONLY

>The future of the government may come down to Northern Ireland.
How fucky are things going to get?

>>129079746
Who is the one who wants to gas muslim and is he winning?

I FUCKING HATE THE SNP. NO MATTER HOW BADLY THEY GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM THEY STILL SAY THE SAMETHING

>uh uh uh But we won in Scotland, the Scottish people have given us their confidence to call an independence referendum due to us winning

FUCK OFF YOU HAGGIS MUNCHING PRICKS
REEEEEEEEEEE

Only heard the word 'progressive alliance' a few times and i already have had enough

>>129080876
They couldn't have picked anyone more incompetent if they tried.

Here I am with my trip again.
Where is the anon who wanted to bet?
Where are the anons saying they would enjoy my tears?
Where are the anons who called me delusional?

BTFO
T
F
O

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>>129080640
Literally shaking

What's so bad about Corbyn? Need to go out and tell normies why they're idiots.

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Why does Bongistan suck ass so bad? Why did you niggers renounce your faith and surrender your guns?

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>>129080835
>The hard right of the party will take over.

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May is gone regardless here.....

>>129080905
Another election

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>>129080687
>tfw DUP pull the tories to the right by holding them to ransom

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>BASED ULSTERMAN WILL SAVE US

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Who will take over when May resigns? Boris and Gove dream team?

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>>129080824
Beautiful

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KEK MAY MAY IS FUCKING WORM FOOD
BRING ON THE MEN IN GREY SUITS

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>>129079896
GODAMMIT MAY

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STFU AND SIT DOWN AT THE NEGOTIATING TABLE

THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO DO

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>129080905
May gets a government but is cucked by opposition and can't just ram through legislation such as "ban the gays and ban 4chan"

>>129080933
>capping your own posts

>>129080858
Im being serious F my GF, F my life im not working under a Labour government for them to give my money to Tramps and Shitskins, FUCK IT ALL TO DEATH

>>129080905
If this stays: a new election.

>-22 seats
>b-but we still win

The fucking state of the SNP

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>TV LICENSE GOING UP TO £10,000 A YEAR

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Arch mummyposter here

Feeling really worried

please dont tell me mummies going to resign and go down as the worst PM ever

please dont tell me mummy is going to cry in her resignation speech

i cant bare this

hahaha tories on suicide watch, get frigged mummy may

>Old people were so arse pained over the dementia tax that they helped elect a literal commie

AHAHAHAHAHA

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JUST
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>>129080835
you do realize that he'd have to be in some coalition with the SNP, Plaid, and Lib Dems right? No way you'll get a hard Brexit
also
>Salmond in danger of losing his seat
got my dick hard

>shilling labour relentlessly on social media all day
>forgot to actually go out and vote

Time to meme Davis into the leaders office

Would Brexit still happen if Labour somehow comes to power, Bongs?

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>hung parliament

>people are setting off fireworks in my Labour safeseat

This is such a weird election.

>>129080726

I didn't vote Tory

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>>129080905
Civil war

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>yfw its actually worse than the exit poll

>>129080151
>>129080133
this desu

>>129080993
Irish nationalists are going to get gassed.

Youth vote

Fucking knew it

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What a night that was lads

>>129080824
tories are cancer mate, just as much as labour. my conscience is healthy. yours is saltier than these mini cheddars i dine on this night

>>129080876
has there been a bigger throw from where the polls were at the start of the campaign?

>>129080284
do you have anymore photos like that? I've only seen the eagle and corbyn one

>>129080729
Who doesn't hate Jews?
They are the cause of most struggle in the world except for Shitskins. Im actually excited to see popularity behind a anti Zionist.

>>129080317
Mogg.

>>129080746
Except they aren't.
>Exit poll results: Conservatives 10 short of a majority in shock prediction, but how much should we trust it and will it be right?
This was 2015
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/exit-poll-what-is-it-and-how-accurate-has-it-been-in-the-past-10233667.html

>>129081017
Slim tory victory is the best result if we want to get rid of the neoliberal paradigm you nonce

>>129081011
Shout 'MAGIC MONEY TREE' repeatedly, that should do it.

"fuck no
lmfao
it means the snp becomes king maker
and the snp will ALWAYS side with labour"

-Labor Friend on Discord

Is he right bongs?

>>129080182
I don't think any major politician have ever offered such a vast increase in gibsmedats without raising taxes on 95% of the population.

Evidently there are enough morons who fell for it.

Reminder that Peter Hitchens called exactly this result

hahahahahahaha RAIN JOKE

TELL ME WHAT SEATS I NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR AND WHEN THEY'RE COMING IN

>>129081000
this. the only good thing that can come of this now is alex salmond and angus robertson getting btfo

>>129081204
Bit different this time no?

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David Lammy Labours, The Lib dems and the SNP can now block every Brexit motion

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Peter's in heaven.

>>129081170
Why are you crying then?

>>129080576
Reeeeeeee

No more Tunnock Teacakes for Corbyn's commie comrades!

>>129080948
Underestimated the Tories by 16 seats, the worst exit poll I can think of was 1992 which gave Labour a majority and the Tories ended up winning. 1992 was also a year of incredibly innacurate polling and we've also had some weird polling this year.

>>129081145
yes but it will be uk staying in the single market, open borders, more refugees etc.

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Reminder that the yougov election centre predicted brexit internally, exit poll suggests it is closer to being right than other pollsters

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>>129081148
i say that is a fine looking parliament for such an irrelevant country

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>>129081204

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What's Hitchens thinking right now?

Based Jezza, do it for Liz

I remember this feeling of abject defeat when the exit poll for Brexit came out. We'll be fine lads, just as long as May is booted out and based David Davis becomes the PM we deserve.

>>129081109
she said if she lost 6 seats she was going to step down.

Mummy is done.

>>129081204
is that what we're reduced to, getting misty eyed about last June?

Surely it'll be May as PM? Or whoever takes her place if she stands down?

>>129081204
Two way race vs. 6 (?) way.
Not really comparable

>>129080489
>This is very bad for Brexit lads. Very bad indeed.

I'm just wondering what a hung Parliament or Corbyn as PM will do to the pound....

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OH BABY

>>129081257
No

>>129081257
no, tell your friend he's retarded and can't into british politics

>>129081257
is your friend an amoeba?

>>129081000
Scottish independence is dead if they've lost that many seats

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>>129080751
In prison

>>129081291
Hastings & Rye

Home Secretary is losing her seat

>>129080359
both cunts fuck em all

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>76 seats too close to call

Nothing is over lads no where near.

>>129081257
Corbyn said they won't ally with the SNP but who knows at this point comrade.

>>129081404
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON

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>>129081344
TOLD YOU SO

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/oh-no-not-again-could-this-be-the-election-that-goes-wrong-why-did-she-call-it.html

>>129081255
They have lots of magic money trees in Panama that Corbyn can pick

>>129081404
heheeheh

>>129080290

She's in great shape for a woman that's had five kids or whatever the fuck it was.

>>129081185
it's gonna be.

>>129081404
All this chaos is a small price to pay for the total destruction of the SNP.

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>>129081404
>silver lining

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>>129081204
So what he's saying is... Labour majority incoming?

You britshits are suicidal

White my ass

>>129081170
who'd you vote for

>>129081344
Just go on benefits, F doing anything for a Socialist country

>>129081330
So you'd still maintain all of the worst parts about being in the EU without any of the benefits of being in the EU? Sucks, m8.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Rule%2C_Britannia.ogg

Stiff upper lip boys.

>>129081357
>the exit poll for Brexit

There was no exit poll for Brexit, there was a random YouGov poll released at 10pm but that was not an exit poll.

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>>129080290
At least post the actual nip slip. Not that there's much there like.

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>>129081404

May is really hung.

>>129081445
Do you have the retarded "first over wins" system?

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Hung parliament means we'll still get our 4chins right?

Honestly never gave a shit who won, both manifestos were absolute shite

>>129081404
It would be all worth it just for this

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YOU COME AT THE KINGS YOU BEST NOT MISS

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Send your women and garbage british slags to america. You lot don't even deserve your whores if you let that retarded communist win.

Can't wait for the london caliphate to rise so we can purge your garbage island for you of leftists and mudslimes.

You did the fucking impossible and are about to throw it the fuck out. So much for leading by example.

>>129081479
Wish he was doing a live commentary.

>>129081310
> muh internet freedumbts
> muh gibs
> i voted for based brussels 5th column
I'm kinda disappointed.

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>>129081404
W E W

>>129081257
They still wouldn`t have enough seats.

>>129081439

kek

>>129081495
One of them died though so it doesn't count

>>129080824

>>129081207
is right, fuck tory scum, vote for what you believe in and maybe london wouldn't be full of pakis

>>129081563
whereabouts are they?

>>129079746
I think I might fucking hang myself Jesus.
I predicted this though. All of us were fucking idiots for backing that incompetent idiot May.

>>129080950

And where are these left wing tories going to come from? Osbourne and Cameron are gone. May & Hammond are toast. Rudd could lose her seat.

All the leftist Tory factions are now proven election losers. There are no more senior Blairite-style Tories left to take their place.

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>Literal Commie getting airtime on the BBC

Fucking disgrace

they actually fucked it up ahahahah what a retarded party of cunts
I dont even care if we get comrade as PM that is too funny

Theresa May will be one of, if not the, shortest serving Prime Minister in history

>>129081594
Unless the Tories get majority control in said parliament.
They'll do what they did last coalition and just push the secondary party aside.
lmao Lib Dems.

>76 seats too close to call

Fucking hell.

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>SNP getting torn to shit
>Labour making massive gains in England
ABSOLUTE
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T
E
OF
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O
U

>>129081362
Not quite. She said if she lost 6 seats she's lost the election but that's assuming the impossible happens and every other party with MPs gets together to form a minority government.

It was scaremongering to get the Tory vote out.

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Jeremy Corbyn promises 2,000 newly recruited troops in Northern Ireland

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>communist
why are you looking at the britain through an american lens rather than a swiss lens?

>>129081090
I'm glad I did. Do you think the cunt talking about an 80+ majority was going to post and acknowledge what a dickhead he was.

>>129081612
He really should. I bet he's beaming with joy at the destruction of the Tories.

Everyone is skeptical of it, will be an interesting result regardless.

>>129081729
>disgrace
wtf do you think the C stands for?

VINE
TIME

>>129079746
When are brits hung?

When they watch foreigners rape their homeland and their women!

I'm sorry the joke was somewhat different in the original Yiddish

MAY RESIGNS WHO'S PM NEXT?

>>129081729
literal commies will be in government tomorrow you spaz

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TORY DUP UUP COALITION WHEN

>>129081714
May only got the PM job because everyone else knifed each oither in the back, we should have known she would blow it from her 300k per year HomeSec days

>>129080835
I somewhat agree with you but I don't think the right side of the party will take over, I don't think the right side of the party is even much of a thing

>>129081589
Do you have the "who ever you vote for its merkel and more rapefugees" system?

American here.

I can't be bothered to learn which of your 27 parties are the "good guys". So just answer me this. Is there any chance we will see more nationalistic movements in the UK after the election?

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>>129081109
FFS I PASSED THE PAST 2 HOURS MAKING LABOUR BTFO MEMES

FUCK YOU MAY YOU B A R R E N PIECE OF SHIT

>>129081589

No

>>129081854
Boris?

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TELL ME WHY I HAVE TO BE

A POWERSLAVE

>>129081589
They do.

NEW

>>129081776

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>>129081714
>All of us
Get fucked. No one who has browsed Brit/pol/ for more than a year backed May. UKIP or no vote/spoiled are the only Brit/pol/ options.

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>bbc presenters can barely contain their glee

what the fuck is going on

>>129081889
no and go back to the sticky

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/872927741200486400

>Whatever the true result, the Conservative party needs a leader that believes in Brexit.

ARE NIGE SPEAKS

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>>129081835
Cock

>>129081947
>i can barely contain my penis

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Our movement is over. Anyone feel a dark shroud of depression overcoming them? Fucking hell mates........

Even after these happenings, tories lost seats. God.......

>>129081906
can I get this meme for the tories?

>>129081874
No.
We have a System, where votes don't lose effect because your candidate is losing.

>>129081854

Probably not Amber Rudd if the rumours are correct.

>>129081966

PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON

new

>>129081776

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>>129081776

VINE TIME
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You cucks aren't laughing now are you?

>>129080341
I was pissed when Gove fucked Boris over, I really wanted to see a PM Johnson but if May resigns it still might be a possibility

>>129081017
I was too young :(

>>129081689
It's going to be full of pakis now for sure you cunt

I'm a proud tory and I will smack the shit out of any UKIP tosser tomorrow

JEREMY VINE ACTIVATE

Anyone got the Jeremy Vine "Let me show you this graph" meme pic?

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>>129081204
hopefully that fucking smug cunt guido will kill himself before dawn

>>129079746
lol, falling for the fake news meme, here's what will really happen.

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article59295.html

jesus fuck i thought you lads were jokng with the last nights haggis shit
never wouldve imagined her office to smell the way it did i've got fucking tears in my eyes still
absolutely rancid

>>129081889
Get the fuck back to the sticky

>>129081889

The pendulum is swinging back in every country cause of Brexit's reduction of the UK economy and Trump's appointment to Presidency. The nationalistic movement is being silenced as we type.

>>129082138
>thinks the tories are against pakis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breaths in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>129081415
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>>129081666
He's Welsh, I assumed he would know more than me. But I guess not.

What does this mean for Brexit?

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TORIES BTFO BY BASED MULTIKULTI CRISP MAN WHO SHAT HIMSELF!

>>129081661
why doesn't this bitch use conditioner

>>129082042
We work best in opposition. We need things to become as shit as possible for people to wake up.

>>129080245
Hahahahaha. It would be funny as fuck if Sinn Fein took their seats.

>>129081713
Majorca