Any foreigner willing to marry a Brit?

>>129079694
Come with me

Think i'll get refugee status in the US when Corbyn starts opening the labour camps?

>>129082768
We can already seek asylum in Hungary

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>>129079694
>Hola gringo-anon, why don't you destroy this pussy like you destroyed my army in '82?
What do op?

>>129082954
I'd ask her to marry me to move to Argentina. It's honestly preferable.

>>129080792
Kek fpbp

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJn029waQkc

We have fag marriage here I'll marry you as long as your a cute twink and I live in the countryside so no nigs or Muslims here.

>>129083931
Too close mate, when it all goes under here it will probably happen to you too.

Teeth or gtfo

>>129079694
Are you a qt trap?

>>129082949
Not gonna undersell myself.

>>129085374
>British

>tfw can get an irish passport through grandparent

feels good la

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>>129079694
Ill marry you for 10k usd.

You can live with me for free for 2 years, you will have to pay for your own food, travel, ect any personal expenses.

After two years we will divorce and never speak again.

>>129086504
Are you serious?

>>129086504
>>129086589
kek, I like where this is going

>>129086589
Yes

>>129079694
Are you male or female?

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>>129086862
/pol's booking a wedding get the fuck in here lads

>>129086954
just move to a state where gay marriage is legal

>>129085625
oversell*

>>129086862
I'll get back to you within the hour about it. Then we'll talk on discord.

>>129087085
That's every state now.

>>129086954
Male

>>129079694

Okay but you're going on HRT and I'm keeping you locked up in my basement until cummies.

>not wanting to witness the ushering in of the age of ultraviolence

Britain is always ahead of the curve, you guys kick-started industrialization after all.

You will literally witness the first major race war of the 21st century.

>>129087276
You willing to get dirty?

>>129079694
If you're a sandnigger, the libs here in Merica will take you sight unseen, m8.

>>129087193
C-can I attend the wedding?

>>129079694
If you can cook well and look pretty in a dress then I can take you in.

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U wouldnt want to move to where i live, nearly as bad as your shit hole

>>129087580
No, but >>129086862 is offering a good deal and I think I will take him up on his offer. He will be $10k better off and I will be free of this shithole.
>>129087823
White English

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>>129079694
>"sure thing whiteboi, I'll take you and your tight boipussy in..."

>>129087072
I love how this place brings people together.

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>>129086504
>>129086589
>>129086862
>>129087193
Never change /pol/

>>129079694
Am I allowed citizenship in Germany if my grandmother was born there to a German mother? pls say yes :(

How easy is it to get into the US with a MSci in Physics from a Russell Group?

>>129089671
You think going to Germany is a good way to get away? You're going right into the heart of the storm there lad.

>>129079694
are you a girl(male)?

>>129086862
I'll give you $15k, and I'll cook and clean your house for 2 years.

>>129088268

>cuckold projection

>>129090208
Dude move to Norway or Denmark or something, Switzerland and austria works too.

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>>129090523
there are terrorist attacks in the UK every 3 days while we had our last one in like... two months!

>>129090882
Like the US constitution and culture, I'm done with Europe.

>>129090523
I just want to leave this country, I hate it here. I feel like a foreigner in my own land.

>>129086504
Wont it be difficult for you to convine your government that you and Nigel are in a genuine gay relationship?

>>129091082
Reminds me of a peter hitchens quote.

>>129091062
You're just trading arabs for niggers

>>129091018
Can you answer my question >>129089671
Would I be able to get in through heritage or do I need to take the longer route?

>>129091257
Well yeah, I agree with Peter on a lot of things. He tends to be correct. It's all true though, everyone is so swarthy here.

any Eastern European guy want a white, virgin, Canadian studying chemistry? I want to get out of Canada before it becomes South Africa 2.0

>>129091403
True for the cities. I'd recommend anyone considering visiting to check the demographics (and even food stamp usage) of the areas you plan on visiting/living.

http://statisticalatlas.com

I'll go to the /pol/ wedding. I can make burgers

>>129091448
You can, but you have to take the German citizenship test.

It is a multiple choice questionnaire on Jew gassing techniques and bull prepping.

>>129091883
Post boipussi

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>>129079694

You can marry Mohammed, or Abdhul, or Yasin, or any of the sexy lucious Muslim men in your country. And they will love and take care of you now. Allah Ackbar. Say that a lot. You'll do fine.

I'm also looking to marry.

Need an American girl, I want to live in the land of the free.

>>129092283
Go away, this is for bongfugees only.

>>129092179
>impact font
Hey, r/The_Donald, what's good?

>>129092111
Gee thanks for that Nige

>>129079694
post dick

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>>129086504
>/pol/ack wants to leave Britain so he maries another one and now they have to live together
Sounds like a pretty good sitcom. Please update us on your sheananigans.

10/10 here ready for anything

>>129092716
Having all ten of your front teeth doesn't make you hot in the states, Nige

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>>129085625
Shitskins are raping your heritage out of existance. Now is not the time to be picky bong

>>129092643
Crazy antics will unfold when bong forgets to use a non U.K. fleshlight adapter and wrecks his uncut dick

>>129092380
No, the great european migration is about to begin. It's every man for himself, I won't let you anglos take the best American girls.

>>129092561
> post dick

Yea see now this is actually probably an American woman. You can tell by the absolute simplicity of the statement.
And like an American woman, even without saying much, the hoe bag slut ass nature of her comes through.
Put a band aid on it! You can actually smell the rank.

>>129092916
They are more impressed by you having ten chins there

>>129092561
just over 6

>>129086504
>>129086589
>>129086862
>>129087193
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

>>129091448
sorry i tried to translate something for you but i was too slow. this anon is technically right >>129092111
also no police no record and basic knowledge in the german language would be good. like in every country i guess

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>>129092916

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>>129079694
I'll turn you out bro. Sorry I'm a pimp

>>129092916
sorry Mr Clooney

>>129093204

Multi-chins are a sign of wealth and health.

>>129079694
You fem?

no benis plz

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>>129093451
That's okay thank you Hans. Guess I need to brush up on my German then.
>>129092111
cheers chap

ITT: right wing Nazis getting gay married for immigration reasons.

I love this timeline

>>129079694
Show tits or GTFO (For real)

>>129093391

GAAAASP! Someone is getting a British for the cellar! Oh the games are going to be fantastic!

>>129086504
I'm in!

>>129079694
do you have a penis? if yes, no.

>>129093841
Shouldn't you atleast be asking if its feminine or not?

>>129093841
>>129093686
Please reference >>129087276

>>129093822
Of course YOU are Sweden.

>>129094140
no penis is feminine.

>>129094162
damn...

>>129093841
Maybe there is maybe not, but it's British so the testicles were removed long long ago.

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>>129094200
Unless you're cheaper ofc

Americans should jump at the opportunity to save a europoor from a life of poverty and without freedom, it is what you're country was founded on

>>129094434
nah i've been told "its male" >>129087276

>>129094483
We are too fat to jump.
We can roll over for that chance after our nap though, hang on tight ancestors, we are coming!

>>129094483
>founded upon
Yes.
>jump at the opportunity to save a europoor
Why save anyone when we can ensure everyone else has the least amount of freedom, while we have it maximized WITH surveillance! Why, it's the American dream to shit on everyone else!

>>129079694
Are you a girl?

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>>129093822

Look! Look! Now a Sweed wants to go in the cellar with the British! You can go around the world and not leave the house. Make the Sweed the gimp. Make the sweed the gimp.

>>129094914
Once again, >>129087276

>>129079694

Female?

>>129094914
Need someone to run interference from the robbers in the woods eh Hans?

>>129095115
Just meme my shit up, he already said male.
>>129087276

>>129082954
But why does she have Thai-hips?

>>129086504
>You can live with me for free for 2 years
>you will have to pay for your own food, travel, ect any personal expenses

IT'S A SCAM

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>>129094916
In the hole atleast I know i'm free.

>>129095467
Well, yeah, have you been to an American divorce court?

Hii guys feminon here :P If you send me 20k€ I will marry you and live together for a couple of months at minimum (more if you're sexy -.- LOL) anyway I will be leaving after that. Also no nasty of course -.- Only gentleman ^^

>offers $10,000 usd for a marriage
>/pol/acks asking if its female

Frogdammit guys, THINK. Women dont even pay for thier fucking drinks.

Sometimes I suspect y'all aren't really evil super geniuses after all...

>>129095699

I didn't read the thread when I made my first post

>>129095164
Wut¿?

i'd take in a yuropoor but you may not enjoy living in nigger infested area

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>>129086504
>>129086589
>>129086862
Can we all come to your wedding? Please? I'll get you a priest for the ceremony.

>>129095896
>German couple in the woods
>refugee come in with a branch saw to rob them
>they give him the money
>girl says "I will save us both"
>gos out to please the robber
>"man" stays safe in his tent clutching his tiny pocket knife and watching.

>>129095656
i'd do that,
but you come here and im only giving you 20€

>>129096301
We'll all be your best men!

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>>129086862
wedding when?

>>129086504
I'll give you 20k if I can get some succ daily

>>129098063
as i said 20€ and you do that.

>>129079694
How much will you pay me?

I had this same idea if any foreigners wanted to come to the states just pay me and I'll marry you. I really don't give a fuck anymore plus the bantz alone would be worth it