brit/pol - BREXIT CANCELLED EDITION

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SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE BAD

THE PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE IS ON!

>>129078051
Please archive those
>https://youtube com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>http://mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
https://archive.is/hlYmc

corbyn win yess, UK I'am comming

>mfw I see all the (((Labour))) cucks crying about rigged elections and Russians

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>>129078051
We're right knackered, chaps.

>>129078294
You think they'll cry if Corbyn loses and blame Russia?

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Lads, is there any point in living?

Fuck, is this lad dying?

KEK TORY SHILLS BTFO YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND YOU LOST IT TO A FUCKING MARXIST

DOES OTHER COUNT THOSE NORN IRON PARTIES THAT ALWAYS SIDE CON ?

>>129078626
Wait does the BBC have any presenters now on deaths door?

POUND GETTING REKT

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New poll results just in.

AMBER RUDD IS STRUGGLING

>>129078294
Oh russia hacked your election too?

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>>129078763

Proper tory name: conservative and UNIONIST party

LADS GIMME SOME HOPE, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE EXIT POLLS WERE WAY OFF THE MARK. IT'S FUCKNG FUCKED

Honestly she deserves this, she had no positive message and put little effort into campaigning.

I never ever would myself, but I could at least see why people voted Labour, it was a positive campaign.

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someone tell me what's going on
is there reason to be concerned or it is just shills shilling?

I just want it all to burn, but I also want to know which stream is the comfiest stream?

>>129078433
>if

>>129079342
When (((May))) wins they'll go for that.

>(((May))) is "right wing" just like Trump
>Trump has clear connections to Russia
>Russia hacked the American election
>Trump got them to hack ours too because Corbyn is too based and would bring down the (((establishment)))

Come on, your country is filled with leftists. You know how retarded and pathetic they are.

Fuck this cucked coubtry, I moved to burger land 5 years ago never looked back yeee haw

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>whole MSM is against you
>most of your party is against you
>want brexit despite your party being against it
>tories have a massive lead going into the election
>still come out on top

HOW DOES HE DO IT?

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SMASH

SINN

FEIN

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>>129078051
Where were you when milkman stopped mummy banning the porn?

>>129079727
The exit poll has the Conservative party with a majority of seats but not enough to form a government.

She fucked it.

>>129079793
>moving to 52% land
Dumbass

>>129079870
Imagine how great he'd be if people actually backed him.

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Thanks May. No Brexit now but we're either getting shafted by a progressive alliance or shafted by the nanny state

>>129079727
Theresa may has done fucked it up

its over

>>129079727
bump

>>129079870
Endorsed by the daily stormer, too

So britbongs
Since no one got a majority your Tory party will group up with a smaller group to get a majority.
Right?
Your Labor party isnt getting power right?

>>129080107
does she have to resign in a narrow victory where a government is formed?

>>129080077
Arrogance does not pay off

Ask Clinton

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>>129079627
Yeah I hope she gets the slimmest of majorities, she completely deserves this for her arrogance and shit policies. Why bring fox hunting up? It only gives opposition fuel to criticise. How is censoring the internet going to tackle terrorism?

She's a retard but the last thing we want is a 'progressive alliance'

Just think of how smug the left will be.
Brexit will be cancelled

>>129080214
It'll be civil war if they get in, our military has already threatened a military coup and has threatened not to listen to any orders issued by Corbyn.

Will Labour + Libdem + SNP form a coalition to beat the tories?

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>>129079870

>>129078200
THEY CAN REALLY MAKE YOU MAD

Didn't even vote, but I am fucking rolling at the prospect of how arse blasted you memeing spastics will be for the foreseeable.
Lmao.

>>129080265
don't know but she's fucked

"strong and stable" she's untenable to lose 20% lead and have the prospect of losing full stop

Fuck white people!
May BTFO

>>129080455
Actually it forms the exact same number of seats, kek.

We might have to have a second election..

Alright chaps, time to finally organize that trip to Bulgaria and get ourselves some AKM.

Democracy has failed our societies, right buggered is what it is.

>someone post the the letter of last resort pasta/png.

>>129079877
don't you have british boots to shine house negro ?

>>129080282
Brexit is cancelled anyway, the only reason may will still be in a job is because they tories can't suffer the embarassment of booting her at this point. she's got no allies and will have to go cap in hand to the lib dems and they won't help her in europe.

>>129080265
She doesn't have to, but normally they do.

>>129079727
bad for tories. tories are shite tho.

long term this is the best /pol/ result. it's chaos

>>129080455
Wouldn't be enough to rule but would trigger dissolution of parliament and another election.

>>129080282
Well I couldn't bring myself to vote for her due to her internet stuff. I still, out of the shite that was running, wanted her to win, but I didn't want to partake in it. And I bet I'm far from alone there. She can only blame herself.

>>129080455

If they do the union is over. The SNP will demand that the right to call a referendum is devolved.

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>>129079231
SLOW AND STEADY

IF LABOUR WIN THEN I WIN £400
IF LABOUR WIN THEN I WIN £400
IF LABOUR WIN THEN I WIN £400
IF LABOUR WIN THEN I WIN £400
IF LABOUR WIN THEN I WIN £400
COME ON
COME ON

>>129079870
he doesn't like (((globalists)))

>>129080828
I said numerous times on here that I can't stand her or Rudd on internet shit and her history on tackling immigration.

This will be fun to watch everything crash and burn.

Theresa will win but not by much, she's a silly cow. The cynical side of me see's this as deliberate sabotage by her to prevent us leaving the EU. But I don't know.

>>129079870
Ample amounts of calcium

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>>129081040
>doesn't like (((globalists)))
>is a (((Communist)))

>>129079870
by going up against the worst conservative manifesto of all time in one of the most important elections of all time, any other tory leader any other general he'd have been smashed.

>>129080652
>Brexit is cancelled anyway
>>129081149
>deliberate sabotage by her to prevent us leaving the EU

And none of the main parties will do anything to tackle immigration despite it being one of, if not the, major issue for a majority of voters.

I'm starting to believe the conspiracies

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Best possible result, tbvqh, lads.
>brexit still happening
>leed wegalised
>snoopers charter banned
>hate speech laws redacted
>nhs not fucked

Why the fuck didn't May drop the austerity pish and fucking throw in some voter bribes WHY

>>129081591
Indeed, the young people in this country must enjoy our people being blown apart by bombs whilst they light candles and cheer on the death of us.

Let them get what they want, they have to learn the hard way, we will have a civil war though, that I can promise you.

>>129081809
>6,000,000 niggers a year

>>129080282
>Why bring fox hunting up?

Because the Tories don't want a strong majority. If they get one, then whatever happens after Brexit will be blamed entirely on them. And there definitely would be short term consequences while their opposition would probably reap the praise for the more positive long term consequences.

>>129081900
lol no we wont, we're all pussies here, no one has the balls to do anything outrageous, except the pakis.

>>129082141
Yay Corbyn! JUST KUCK my cuntry up pham!

>>129082243
Erm no sweetie x, no Brexit that ensures removal of kebabish and nignog will result on government workers being flayed and raped.

Okay sweetie? xxxx

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Stranger things have happened..

>>129082172
this basically, they knew worst case was corbyn getting in and they would clean house in ~5 years.

>"I've got some young Labour voters here"
>Both niggers
>Gets their name wrong

>>129082643
>been talking to ppl like JME
The absolute state... I'm just laughing.

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>the question on everyone's mind
HAT GOTT ENGLAND GESTRAFT?

>>129081900
>we will have a civil war though
Along what lines? Who will the two sides be?

The way things are going I'd be more concerned if we don't have a civil war. It's either that or slow descent into oblivion...

I was so proud after we voted to leave the EU, but the UK deserves to be the laughing stock of /pol/ if we carry on like this

#hateoverhope plebes ;)

>>129082891
The military and silent majority.
>>129082864
No, Allah has punished Brussels and Belgium. Deal with it.