KURT OWNS IT!

>>129077686
aaah fuck were done, pack up the memes goys

This isn't really owning up to it. Ho could still try and push his retarded fabrication.

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>>129077893
I actually think this is the first decent thing he's done in ages. Kudos to him!

>>129077686
Next Ben Garrison in the making, screenshoot this

>I wasn't jerking it to hentai, I was showing it to my wife and kids!
Fucking weirdo. Hope he keeps digging this hole until he reaches China.

I feel dirty for jerking off to the same porn as Kikenwald desu

Can someone post the "what is facesitting?" tweet? Assuming it's real. I think he deleted it.

I'll bet CPS would be interested to know Kurt is discussing amd sharing perverse pornography to his children.

his twitter feed will be filled with hentai for the next few years

>>129077686
hes getting off on the attention

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>>129077686

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbXfk5lpLew

>>129078303
lol. Did he get pepper sprayed in this pic?

>>129077686
No autistic screeching and no name calling.
I tip my fedora to him.

>>129088906
pottery

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>>129080808
M-me too
Distance may be a newfag-tier h-artist but her works are pretty good tbqhwyf. Lost count how many times i've jacked off to her girls lacrosse work

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>>129091060
>her

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>>129077686

Kurt is retarded

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Would the reaction have been better or worse if he had just admitted to liking hentai?

>>129096184
the political world would shake if this dude admitted to jerking it to cartoons. it would have to be normalized if they wanted to keep him around, and ive got a feeling they really wanna keep him around.

keep pushing it /pol/, force him to admit his anime lusts.

>>129093028
>That other tab
Has Dick Masterson always been /oneofus/?

>>129093028
that Dick guy needs to stfu

if anyone on 4chan, all fucking places, attacks the guy for looking at hentai then they're the biggest hypocrites of all fucking honestly who cares

>>129077686
>Receiving hentai pics from trolls
>doesn't even have to look for them anymore.
I think he won.

>>129096599

Obviously. He loves Trump. He talks about being a child of the "hate machine" on internet. He is just avoiding naming 4chan because he abides by the old rules.

>>129097042
>t. kurt eichenwald

>Journalist gets boners to 2d waifus
>/pol/ doesn't like Jewish journalists who are left of Trump
>/pol/ uses pure 2d love as an argument against him

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129078303
His wife farts on his pillows

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His twitter just went private as I was browsing it.

>>129096184
>/pol/ are e-hentai babbies who can't get past the panda

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I can't take it guys, the lols are too much
>>129098275
Also this

Gonna need the quick rundown on this please, I have no idea who this guy is 'cept for he got a seizure from a troll. He searched up for hentai porn and got caught?

>>129077686
Buchenwald is becoming /oneofus/.

>>129092636
what happened to the larper that memed kurt into spaz-ville?

>>129097907
lel

>>129098398
Searching for hentai isn't wrong by the way.
But he's a normie and deserves what he gets

>>129093028
>Donald Trump Nudes

Ayy Lmao

>>129098510
I dont get it, what did he do?

>>129077686
Context?

>>129098595
He posted an image on his twitter and forgot we all read tabs, he had a link on g-e to one of the best distance Manga

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>>129098398
All you need to know about him is he is a pedo who had his crimes covered up by the media. Look into it, he is the worst kike.

>>129098457
inserted a hentai tab into his computer which gave him a spastic boner

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>>129078303
pink eichenwald

WHICH BY THE WAY if I recall correctly, it's been awhile since I've fapped to that, has no tentacles in it, it's vanilla as fuck

>>129098718
That is fucking hilarious any screencaps of the tweet?

>>129099043
There are but I don't have them, I came home from work last night and it was just starting to kick off. They were waiting for him to wake up

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>>129098605
>>129098595
>>129098398

Kurt Eichenwald, while complaining about how much of a victim he is, posted this pic related to Twitter. Notice how the tab to the far right is hentai. When called out on it, his excuse for looking at hentai was that he and his son were trying to prove to his wife that tentacle rape existed.

>>129099043
did someone hold your fucking hand this much when you voted today you goddam numskull?

Fucking.
Google.
It.

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>>129098457
About to be prosecuted afaik. Theres info on the case and donations for him on wesearchr

>>129099245
or i can ask a real person, not everyone is antisocial as you cuck.

>>129099200

It is also of note that the particular doujin he was fapping to (https://exhentai.org/g/1069998/972d250ae1) does not, in fact, contain any tentacles whatsoever.

>>129097283
>Implying it's alright to shame someone into talking about serious 2d tentacle romance

If someone wants to talk about 2d tentacle love they can if they don't want to they don't have to.

The internet hate machine was /b/, /pol/ is not the internet hate machine.

Posting hentai pics to a hentai connoisseur is not "the internet hate machine", it's normiefag tier shit.

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>>129077686
This entire situation is making me laugh much harder than it should.

>>129099477
>he thinks being on 4chan is social

You're literally the biggest fucking autistic moron I've met on 4chan so far.

You are what's wrong with /pol/.

Know that.

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>>129077686

>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>129077686
HAHAHAH just a joke guys! Nothing to see here

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>>129077686
Kurt fucking owning himself on this post today on twatter:
Pic 1 of 2

>>129099398
>tfw he never got to see all this and never will after he gets life in prison

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>>129099991
Pic 2 of 2

>>129099706
A

FUCKING

LEAF

>>129099706
you understand most things that go on here are not on google, you understand the point of this website is its a social website, do you understand that? stop trying to pretend your some kinda of oldfag, you faggot.

>>129099549
>>129099200
hahahahahaha

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>>129077686
fixed it for Kurt

>>129100197
This is defenitly on google, you did not bother checking or are too stupid to check.

>you understand the point of this website is its a social website,

>anyomoue website
>social

You're a fucking idiot, just stop.

>you faggot.
good one.

>>129100459
you're actually retard, bye.

>>129098003
BRAAAAAAAAPPPPP

>>129100732
>bye.

Passive aggressive little cunt, did you go your whole life bitching and whining or is this brand new?

>>129098275
>>129098354
Not true, just check the top scoring memecomment on each site:
on e-hentai +356
on ex +741

>>129098398
Oh fuck this is the seizure guy?Fuck this jew faggot.

I was going to ask what hypothetically happens of he comes out first thing with " x is best girl"...like that Texas rep. did. Nevermind.

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>>129077686

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This guy is awesome. He will be haunted by this till the very last day of his life

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>>129098774

>>129097042

But he's not attacking him for liking hentai

He's literally saying that Kurt's denial is more embarrassing than the hentai itself

>>129077893
i guess im now a mamary for shillary

>>129101379
Holy shit. hahahahaha!

Why is he still tweeting? Dude, just stop. Does he seriously think he's making things look better?

faggot kurt thinks this makes me gain sympathy for him? He sued a guy for sending an innocent epilepsy gif, fuck that slimy kurt jew

>>129101537
I know that man but he's in the public eye and his readership base will likely not understand his attraction to that type of porn (probably got it from visiting this place), so he has to lie about it to make sure his pay cheques aren't cut off.

I definitely don't believe his lies and frankly I don't like the guy myself, especially after the sezierue bullshit he pulled not long ago...

you know what, fuck him, let him get attacked for it idgaf

>>129099200

Also note:

1. googling "tentacle porn" or "tentacle hentai" does not lead to this hentai
2. Wikipedia does not link to this hentai, as he claimed
3. This hentai contains no tentacles
4. It just so happens to be a recent update on hentairules

It's almost as if he was checking out recent links on hentairules, fucked himself over, and came up with a flimsy excuse

>>129099200
and now he is pretending like his whole family is having fun with it. Look at the damge control.

"Oh wow guys you got me. I deserved it. Kids are still laughing. See told you I didn't make the text conversation up!" fuck I hate this cocksucker. His face, mannerisms, voice just grind my gears. Never even heard of him until tucker. He's a faggmaster bullshitter kiddie diddler. lets hope he slips up some more.

>>129082605
He's claiming his kids are adults. Anyone know if he's lying or not?

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"I've got the evidence right here, Tucker!"

>>129077686
Literally who.
>>129078229
Literally what.

>>129102003
We know this, everyone knows this, well maybe not to your level of detail...

>>129077686
Someone gift this kike another seizure

>>129077686
We have to just bullycide him already

>>129077686
>acceptance

>>129102143
Literally read the thread, you literal retard.

>>129100197
you're definitely the retard here bongnigger

>>129102154

I was explaining further for the multiple people ITT who asked for more details you filthy fucking leaf rake yourself immediately

>>129102143
Fuck off newfag

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>>129077686
Respect. Keep it up, Kurt.

>>129102534
thanks leaf,

I feel bad for him they got a PM thats stupider than ours, that stupidity seems to be brushing up on all of the citizens too

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>>129098774

>>129099200
>tucker carlson's downward spiral salon.com
>caught looking at tentacle porn

>kurt eichenwald's downward spiral salon.com

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>>129102643
Don't think ill be going anywhere friendo ;)

>>129102534
you're actually retard, bye.

>>129077686
Sad!

>>129096599
He's blatantly admitted on his show that he lurks /pol/
Recently admits he lurks Seth Rich threads

>>129102003
5. Why leave that tab open if what you were looking for was tentacle porn

>>129101084
I don't see any "tentacle" on those tags.

Lyin Kurt!

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Hahahaha

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>>129091060
What's not to love about a team of sexy lacrosse players all wanting to be impregnated by you.

>>129102114
Kek

>>129103183
>replies using an image saved from facebook
Kys

>>129077686
Why the fuck is everyone up in arms. Its not like he was indulging in Mom/Son futa cock cum inflation NTR shit. The man is a political retard but has unexpected good taste

>>129105647
This. Turns out Kurt has at least some chops.

So let me get this straight: he wasn't looking at tentacle porn, but hentai. However, when caught he says he was just trying to find tentacle porn to prove to his wife that it exists...with his kids...and said that he couldn't find any tentacle porn...and only found this hentai (which doesn't contain any tentacles)....but you could easily Jewgle "tentacle porn" and get 971k results in 0.54 seconds...

>>129105881

We would have 10x more support for him if he just admitted to watching hentai just like his 4chan friends. But he tried to invent lies to explain it away.

>>129106125
is this an accurate quick rundown? and did this whiny cuck really get the guy who tweeted the gif thrown in jail?

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Top left corner, is that a notification coming in?

>>129078303

Go home Paul.

>>129106192
Hey man, do you actually admit to being one of us degenerate fucks out there in meat space?

>>129105647
Fuck off buzzkill

post some doujin kinos for kurt

https://e-hentai.org/g/1030210/35ad60e591/

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>>129091060
>>129104900
>Distance actually made a sequel the madman
New chapters can't come fast enough, I end up jacking to the entire series with each new chapter

Why would he find a hentai without tentacle porn instead of just saying to his wife "google it"

>>129077686
he has good taste in hentai ill give him that

maybe not all jews are bad

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>>129106494

No. I don't fap to anyone. I have a GF for that.

>>129105647
someone ask him what his favorite tags are

>>129105647
Its more the excuses that make this top grade comedy than anything else.
Also we always check tabs for this exact reason

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>>129101379

>>129105485
> unironically caring where an image comes from
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel aren't ya?

>>129106823
Nah, if it was raita or xelvy he'd have good taste

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>>129101379
This can't be real

>>129077686

ONE OF US

GOOBLE GOBBLE

ONE OF US

GOOBLE GOBBLE

>>129077686
I think Kurt is honestly a pretty smart and cool dude. But at the same time he's a fucking dumbass who lacks common sense.

I know a lot of people like that. Either way, can anybody give me a quick rundown on the hentai debacle?

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The hentai, 4chan.

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>>129107197
>xelvy

>>129106272
Yeah basically he made a stain, tried to cover it up, but only made the stain bigger by saying he was searching for tentacle porn with his kids. I don't really believe he was looking at tentacle porn with his kids, I think he was just trying to shift the blame to his kids for 'dragging him into their puerile shenanigans'. He was just watching hentai...which is funny because he always tells 4chan trolls on his twitter feed "go take your meds and watch your cartoons". I guess he was just projecting. Idk i kinda feel bad now, even if he is an elitist kike cunt. he probably hates himself.

And yes the FBI said they arrested an anon named John Rivello, 29, of Salisbury, MD and charged him with "criminal cyberstalking with the intent to kill/cause bodily harm". However, nobody knows if he really has epilepsy and/or actually got a seizure from the image.

>>129105485
>not using various image search engines as a database to store and manage your images partially
pleb, stealing images is one of our things

Mentally ill kike.

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Can we meme this Jew to be the new leader of the Alt-Right?

Anyone who openly exposes their hentai powerlevel must have Nat-Soc tendencies

Besides Spencer is gay and lauren is an annoying canadian

>>129107408
kek

>>129107518
No, you are trash and have no taste

So when is he going to own up to the actual for real child porn

Funny how this cartoon stuff got more of a reaction

>>129078303
is that benjy?

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We trending now boys

>>129102187
This is the only proper response.

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fug

>>129107945
From Howard (((Stern)))?

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Merely pretending.

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That's some good shit. Kurt's /oneofus/ now

I don't even care about Comey, this is gold.
Kurt should follow Hillary's advice to Trump "Delete your account."
kek

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>>129107752
Xelvy is one of the cancers killing MGQ and anyone who likes him needs to rethink their lives.

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>>129077686

We need to leave our /b/rother alone

>>129093028
> That second tab
kek

>>129108671
Or anon, are we one of him

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>>129093028
holy shit, normies are doing the tab meme

>>129109155
Women were a mistake.

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>>129109155
I can't enjoy the meme because this bitch is getting all the fucking cuck dollars

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>>129077686

He wasn't actually asleep, he stayed up all night monitoring our threads and having fake seizures. He know he was going to that website for links to chikd porn onions, not hentai. He knows now the old school /b/ scorched earth tactics of informing everybody in his neighborhood, everybody at his church, everybody in his office building, everybody at his kids' schools, everybody connected to any organization his wife works or volunteers with, all relatives, etc etc. This is what /b/ used to do to just generic sluts-next-door. Imagine what /pol/ would do if the /b/ oldfags here grew their fangs back.

This guy has been previously caught up in unethical scandals involving paying boys who perform sex acts on the internet. He already gives fellow leftwing journalists the heebie jeebies. Him admitting to jerking off to cartoon women instead of boylover kiddie porn actually HELPS his professional reputation. Don't let Kurt win /pol/, don't let him get away with being a creepy closeted boyloving chickenhawk pedo.

Not only is this scum a boy diddler he faked a seizure to imprison and ruin the life of one of us.

He is the embodiment of the corrupt pedophile elite. No fucking mercy for him.

>>129109465
beta males are the problem, women are just opportunists

>>129108823
I suggest checking out his Imitation Girls and then try and say that

>>129088906
Did the MTC one go taken down? Can't find it.

>>129077686
At least the west's descent into hell is full of entertainment.

>>129108376
looks like him

>>129110060
Fair enough

>>129107375
can anybody give me a quick rundown on the hentai debacle?

It is actually a child porn debacle, not hentai -- that site is notorious for having links to child porn onions posted in its /misc/ section. Kurt has a troubled history concerning child porn and paying boy models, which he has played off as "research for a story" even though he unethically and suspiciously didn't notify his editor until after he was caught.

He is a very good liar and the hentai angle actually helps him.

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>>129111450
This guy is absolute slime. I'm surprised his own family hasn't realized that and killed him already.

>>129077686
IT'S NOT AS IF /pol/ IS GOING TO RESPOND TO EVERY SINGLE TWEET HE EVER MAKES FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH HENTAI IS IT, ... I MEAN WE WOULDN'T STOOP THAT LOW .... WOULD WE, ... I MEAN, ....

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>129080808
I blacklisted the entire website he was jerking it to. I will not fap on the same website as a JEW.

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>>129080808
The toons only get his blood pumping.

Tucker hit piece is his finisher

>>129077686
i hate faggots like this

hentai is fine its drawn no one is hurt and some of the stories are hilarious this faggot is into actual child porn and he harms boys himself. Fuck him for trying to blame hentai for his problems.

>>129109155
It always fucking amazes me how much literal who's make on patron these days. I need to get in on that.

>Kurt Ecchiwald

>>129098434
Then we must continue until he decides to pre heat his own oven and become a part of the eternal 6 gorillion.

>>129106368
He must think everyone is retarded. No one buys it.

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>>129078303
Fuck you kurt! Go watch some child porn and get fired from NYT again, Filthy kike

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TUCKER JUST COVERED IT!

>>129077686
To be honest, I didn't think men of that age even masturbated. I'm 28 and it feels like too much effort sometimes.

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>>129080808
Sort your fucking self out.

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>>129077686
>he still thinks it will end

>>129116101
Just looking up tentacle porn on the net to show my kid

HE FUCKED UP BIGTIME.

>HE COULD HAVE SAID HE WAS DOING THE TABS MEME AS A JOKE

>MADE UP SOME EXCUSE ABOUT HIM .. AND HIS SON ... SHOWING ... HIS WIFE ... TENTACLE .... PORN!!!!!!!

FUCKED UP BIGLY

>>129116287
memes never truly die

>>129096599
he posts here dude

>>129116101

Source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN5vU2iFnm4

>>129109155
>a literally-who earning 70k a year from patreon
jesus christ man, almost as bad as jessica nigri who makes 500k+ a year just on patreon

>>129099549
>https://exhentai.org/g/1069998/972d250ae1
It has now the picture of a sad panda
does this have something to do with seth right?

is this side owned by someone at 4chan

>>129102630
kek. Look, you're on an anonymous image board. Nobody here cares if you masturbate to tentacle porn. Kurt, on the other hand, has a following of feminist/normie dipshits who would consider it rape. He's also a massive cunt, so it would be a good idea for us to use it against him.

>>129099574
/pol/ is the internet hate machine now just like /b/ was back then, /b/ is irrelevant now. Also >>129097283 is right, you should never ever name 4chan or any of the boards in public. It's annoying as fuck to see MSM or random e-celebrities like Molyneux constantly referencing 4chan/pol it's autistic as fuck.

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>>129091521

>>129077686
so this puts everything to rest and buries the hatchet between the alt right and kurt

>>129117675
fucking gold