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Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 7th edition

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EXIT POLL PROJECTS TORY WIN

CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

UKIP NONE


>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live

>Recently called results
None yet

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html
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Don't worry lads the exit poll was off last time too.
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Does this mean Labour Coalition?
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>yougo-
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Fucking exit polls, lads.
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JUST HANG MY SHIT UP SENPAI
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WHERE IS THE UKIP SURGE
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Bet the poll is wrong. Cap this.
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Dump you're MOMMY pics pls
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Horsecock
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR YOUGOV MASTERS


HAHAHAHAHAHA
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BREXIT CANCELLED
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>TORIES
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>>129076062
Good job bongs
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>SNP 34
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GET COMFY

RESULTS ARE COMIN IN
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Holy shit

Fuck up of the millennium

May resignation NOW
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>>129076198
BY ~15 SEATS
TORY SHRILLS BTFO
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>the absolute state of the tories
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WHY DIDN'T YOU NEGOTIATE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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FUCKING FUCK FUCK
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>>129076211
Are you a kraut or expat?

If expat
>yeah

If kraut
>fuck off
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34 SNP'S
YES!
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>>129076235
It's been near dead-on the last 2 elections
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>THE SNP

HAHAHAHAHA
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HOW DID THERESA MAY FUCK IT UP THIS BADLY?
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>>129076198
Yeah but they were still fairly accurate.
The SNP got pretty fucked though, lost 22 seats!
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>>129076323

Tories are 12 off a majority idiot.
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BREXIT IS CANCELLED
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Sterling plummeting...

https://www.dailyfx.com/gbp-usd
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>the city of may
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We just got
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>losing 17 seats in the easiest election of all time

fucking BASED dude lmao, all part of the 1488D chess :^)
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Is this what a multi-party system looks like to yanks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDGPEDMOhko
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>>129076386
They got it wrong in the last election you nonce. They predicted a hung parliament and Cameron got an overall majority.
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>>129076397
Shit campaign, plain and simple
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so what is appening la
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MAY IS A GONNER

FUUUUUUUUUUUU
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hahahaha god damn thats funny
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Just an exit poll lads. NO NEED TO FUCKING WORRY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw
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>>129076397
Three terrorist attacks didn't help when her primary message was security and stability
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BORDERS OPEN
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APOLOGISE
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Miss me yet?
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HUNG PARLIAMENT
>HUNG PARLIAMENT
HUNG PARLIAMENT
>HUNG PARLIAMENT
HUNG PARLIAMENT
>HUNG PARLIAMENT
HUNG PARLIAMENT

/pol/ btfo
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May comfirmed HUNG!
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HUNG PARLIAMENT

WEW
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Lads the pound just dropped 1.5% within a couple of minutes
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Who would be the new conservative leader? BBC have never been out by more than 12 seats.
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>>129076062
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL AN ELECTION WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY THE MAJORITY

YOU HAD EVERYTHING TO LOSE NOTHING TO GAIN

>LETTING A WOMAN BECOME THE PM INSTEAD OF PUSHING FOR OUR NIGE

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
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>>129076503
get the fuck back to the sticky
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>>129076409

No way that is true.
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>>129076397
It the internet censorship retardedness, 100% guarenteed

NEVER touch the internet
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If you ask nicely we might let you posh cunts back in the EU now.
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>>129076483
Not the exit poll you nonce
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IT'S DUP TIME
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crying like a Clinton
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>Yougov are a bad polling comp-
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SHIEIEIEIET
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Conservative/Lib dem coalition?
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>hung parliament confirmed

So another election in 4 months time with a Labour landslide?
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gonna be a long night
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>>129076062
This is pretty beautiful desu
>the absolute state of Theresa May
>SNP getting rekt
>Lib Dems actually make gains
only bad bit is that Labour gain so Corbyn will stick around
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IT'S
LITERALLY
OVER
OH
MY
SHITTT
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This was the 2015 exit poll, I'm not worried yet, lads.
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This election is juicy!
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Best case, they are in a worse position than before the election and may is forced to resign.
GG Tory boys
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>>129076386
That near is pretty important right now, m8
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I feel sorry for you. You're gonna be relentlessly bullied everywhere now. LOL
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Betfair odds going mad

Con maj 2.0
Con min 2.88
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>>129076617
We're talking about the exit poll you fucking idiot. Turn on your TV.
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>>129076591
>what was 1992
>what was 1987
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BASED VINE
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So, have the attacks worked or what?
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>tfw leddit and twitter get their hopes up again like last time
>get BTFO result by result

Absolutely perfect lads.
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May OUT, Gove IN

Absolute shambles.
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>>129076397
She is old and an incompetent fool. What did you expect?
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McDonnell looks stressed out.
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>>129076564
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>THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
>THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
>THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
>THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
>THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN
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>>129076598
i like this one more, more oriental. i dont like doing the touristy stuff :) hello fellow lads
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>>129076663
It's fine. FINE.
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the state of your greenscreen
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God damn you Brits can't do anything right
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>>129076062
LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT
>LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT
LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT
>LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT
LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT
>LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT
LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT
>LABOUR MINORITY GOVERNMENT

CORBYN IS PM
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>>129076062
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
not availble in my country. Leafs BTFO
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>>129076587
All economists deserve to be gassed.
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WE

ARE

FUCKED

>NO BREXIT
>COALITION OF CHAOS
>CORBYN AS PM
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>>129076722
gulag is coming
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>>129076263
Yes, bow down goyim cattle
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There's literally no other party in Parliament who would want to make a coalition with Conservatives. It's going to be a progressive coalition under Jeremy Corbyn.
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>>129076627
what the fuck is this 0 about though, really?
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WHAT HAPPENS NOW?
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JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
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>>129076323
They were wrong by 22
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Hung parliment. We are so fucked. This is going to completely fuck Brexit.
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That exit poll is predicting huge gains from the SNP by Labour btw.
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Lads
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DOES THIS MEAN ANGUS ROBERTSON SET TO LOSE HIS SEAT
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>>129076634
>they're the only one that got it right

top fucking kek
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Lib Dems + Labour + SNP = Tory's 314.

What a fucking mess!
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NO NEIL
NO DEAL
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Which stream are you lads watching.
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This should be good if they do squeak a majority. We didn't really want Theresa to have 100+ seats to spare, did we?
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>>129076062
Hi op
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>When all of England's election choices are so bad that the English decide on the Nuclear Option where everyone gets royally fucked

What the fuck happened to you dad?
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F
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>>129076809
Conservative Lib Dem worked last time and it's give them a majority
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GAMBLE HAS FAILED -- SKYNEWS
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>>129076737
I like your style t bh, enjoy your stay and don't mess up the place anon^^
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>>129076601
We'll have to wait and see but it's still pretty fucking shocking. This could be a 1992 election tier exit poll but I wouldn't put money on it being too wrong.
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>>129076663
Very confident
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How fucked are we?
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>>129076627
my god she managed to fuck up worse than Clinton. she didn't even have an emails tier scandal hanging around the entire campaign.
also Fallon looks pretty JUST on the BBC
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>>129076710
WE ARE ALL GOVERS NOW
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>>129076665
WE'RE IN FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL
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THIS IS YOUR FAULT BREXIT SHARTS
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The absolute STATE of the Conservative party desu
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John maccydee

My boy
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>>129076862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
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>>129076634
Didn't they still get the total result wrong? Labour is far behind Tories.
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>>129076950
VERY

V E R Y
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BREXIT BTFO
>BREXIT BTFO
BREXIT BTFO
>BREXIT BTFO
BREXIT BTFO
>BREXIT BTFO
BREXIT BTFO
>BREXIT BTFO
BREXIT BTFO
>BREXIT BTFO
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>hung parliament

holy kek, may btfo
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>>129076950
Are you white?
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>>129076950
Very.
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lads lads lads remember the survation guy on dailypol yesterday getting absolutely roasted for suggesting a hung parliament
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DON'T PANIIICC
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MAY BTFO
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Gonna call my Mum a bitch when she gets in from her nightshift for voting labour.
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>>129076950
We are fucked if either of the two get in lad.
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SNP going to get BTFO
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>LAB +34

HOLY SHIT 1000 YEAR TORY REICH JUST BECAME 1000 YEAR CORBYN REICH
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HAHAHAHAHA
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>>129076700
She has to resign either way.
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>Corbyn could be PM
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This is worse than a terrorist attack on parliament.
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>>129076062
>LAB 268
SURRRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tory kikes BTFO.
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>>129076950
not as fucked as May

but the net for uk i still gonna be fucked
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THE RUSSIANS!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA CONSERVAKEKS BTFO
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WHICH 17 TORIES ARE KILL???
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Gina Miller getting Paxo'd on C4
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shy tories account for 12 seats easy tbqh
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who /drunkascrikey/ no matter the result?
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reeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck this fuck this fuck this
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>>129076754
they were in a no win situation.
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>>129076809
The DUP will.

But I would love the turmoil of a coalition of chaos.
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>>129076904
>Conservative Lib Dem worked last time and it's give them a majority
It almost mortally wounded their party. They won't do it again.
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Hope you are ready for the gulag friends
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>>129076809
If the exit poll is accurate, the Ulster Unionists will prop up the Tories until they can replace May with someone who isn't a useless cunt. New election by next year.
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>>129077035
Well nah it wasn't what he said, but how he said it. He sounded like a right autistic knobhead.
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>Tories
Lmao
BUTTOCKS SMOOTH
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My ferret just did a big black shit lads. What did he mean by this?
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Dumb bitch.
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STRONG AND ST-*Falls over* *shits self*
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Also no fucking way Lib Dems are on 14.
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>>129076062
HOW DO THE JEWS STEAL ELECTIONS IN YOUR COUNTRY? PROTIP:THE ONLY QUESTION.
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LADS WHAT DOES SUNDERLAND SAY FOR THE REST OF THE COUNTRY?
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>>129076862
bbc iplayer
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>>129076596
answer me you fucking mong
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This shows that yet again attacking your opponent all the time doesn't work, Clinton tried the same last year and it just puched people towards Trump.
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>>129076857
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>>129076904
that coalition almost destroyed the lib dems, no chance there'll do it again
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>>129077147
Doesn't work for exit polls, they're private.
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>>129076198
Nah mate she fucked it
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>>129076950
If you're white, emigrate, seriously.
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>yfw the Tory party majority is ironically saved by the Scots voting for the Scottish Conservative party
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>leaving the EU was a dream
>it was always just a dream
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WATCH IT DROP LADS
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Who /goingtoliterallyoffthemselves/ here?
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>>129077241
Nothing, it is a Labour safe seat.
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BUILD THE GULAGS, HOLODOMOR THE SOUTH EAST, OPEN THE BORDERS, NATIONALISE THE NORTH SEA
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>>129077226
I'm wondering how the hell Labour have gained 34.

SNP massacre?
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Don't worry lads.
Labour has done poo
UKIP has made a big splash
Floaters will be a factor


Poo
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It's those darn Russians hacking our paper ballots again. Gear up for WW3 boys.
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Shy torry effect in full swing lads, people are scared of admitting of voting for Tories.
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REMINDER
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>>129077147
shy tories is a meme tbqh
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>>129076397
>fox hunting
>dementia tax
>four major terror attacks
>internet censorship

If not for Dacre and Murdoch we'd be looking at a Labour government.
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FUCK
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What do you think Hitchens is thinking?
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>tfw we will protect anime from mummy may thank you hung parliament.
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Holy shit may is gone.
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>SNP
>-22
JUST
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Who the FUCK voted Lib Dems? How have they gained seats?
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>>129076809
The DUP mate.
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>>129076211

Parties don't usually enter into official coalitions here but they will 'vote together' to stop Tory policies getting voted through in parliament.
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>>129077304
>tfw Ruth saves the UK from Communism and Scottish Separatism
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F
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Turnout must have been massive

When i went to the polling station i saw a ~40 year old working class scum woman who had apparently never voted before
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>>129077304
Ruth Davis for minority government PM?
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>>129077336

Yeah there is no way SNP are below 43/44.
>>
1 seat anywhere changes everything, doubt the exit poll is exactly on
>>
>>129076840
Yes, because somehow SNP have still managed to BTFO themselves
>>
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

GLORIOUS

G L O R I O U S
>>
>wanted to watch the exit polls and go to bed
>now have to stay up all night

fuck
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wen were u?
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>>129076904
And it also destroyed the lib dems. Doubt they'll try that again.
>>
>>129077357
Yeah, he didn't look happy at all.
>>
>>129076198
She blew it
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Fuck SNP
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>brits literally voting for more rapefugees and EU
>>
>>129077314
BREXIT ALL OVER AGAIN
>>
I don't want to end up in a gulag, lads.
>>
>>129077390
explain the significance of this pls britbro
>>
>>129076779
agreed, jewish speculation
>>
>>129076854
Or, Lib Dems+ Tories
>>
Gold up, silver up and crypto's to the moon. Nice knowing you UK. No hard Brexit and kiss your internet freedom goodBye. Best of both world. And Yes traps are gay.
>>
>>129077393
REMOANERS
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>>129077314
Thread theme coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
>>
>>129077203
>If the exit poll is accurate, the Ulster Unionists will prop up the Tories until they can replace May with someone who isn't a useless cunt. New election by next year.
>>129077398
Actually sounds preferable to Theresa May being allowed to run roughshod over civil liberties.
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>>129077260
>>
>Conservatives 314 seats
>Labour+LibDem+SNP 314 seats

Its gonna come down to the minor parties unless the exit poll is increadibly wrong right?
>>
Around what time do actual results come in?
>>
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PRO-IMMIGRATION GLOBALIST IN THE BLUE TIE IS BTFO BY THE PRO-IMMIGRATION GLOBALIST IN RED TIE

THIS

CHANGES

EVERYTHING
>>
>>129077522
get back to the sticky cunt
>>
Well we're in for an interesting night whatever happens
>>
>Magic money tree

Why do people get away with this bullshit line?
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any of you guys got a stream that a Burger can use?
>>
Tories-DUP-UUP coalition incoming

>the STATE of Theresa May
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH

*INHALE*

AGHAAHAHAHAHA
>>
So who replaces May...?
>>
If the DUP ally with the Conservatives what will they demand from the Tories?
>>
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>>129077522
it's so great.
>>
>>129077611
Fucking this.
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So, what does that mean lads?
Brexit cancelled, right?
No worries, you're welcomed back in. Of course you have to pay a little more per month now ;)

I am sooooooo relieved that you lads changed your minds. A united Europe with the U.K. is what we need in these uncertain times.
>>
Even if this exit poll is 100% right, JC still isn't PM.

May is, the Ulster unionists will back up May and SF don't even sit.
>>
>>129077174
>>129077262
>>129077488
If the conservatives come forward with a proposal, the Lib Dems HAVE to put it to their party
>>
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>>129077555
Would wipe them out completely next election

Theyd never do it
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Second election imminent.
>>
>>129076886
Actually a hung parliament isn't like deadlock in the US shipping still gets done just involves horsetrading
>>
FUCK MY SHIT UP UPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUP
>>
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Corbyn BEAT Miliband
>HAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>129077542
A prediction of losing 22 seats since last election
>>
>>129077342
(Get the meme ready lads)
The fucking Russians did it
Corbyns hat is Russian - it hacked his head
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>>129077156
>>
>>129077611
This tbqh.
>>
>>129077603
about eight hours
>>
How many DUP seats predicted, lads?
>>
Does anyone know the source of the exit poll?
>>
>>129077669
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
>>
Mail-online current front
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>>129077522
That's literally all of our main parties, retard.
>>
>>129077522
Hint: literally every party is more rapefugees aside from UKIP who is run by fucking idiots and still only meme civic
>>
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lads what is actually happening? give it to me straight
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Lads this means UKIP are going to rise. If Tories and Lib dems enter a coalition we will get a soft brexit, and so Farage is back
>>
>>129077542
SNP held almost every seat in Scotland two years ago and now they're getting fucked hard
>>
>>129077669
I've been watching this one
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
>>
Tory/DUP coalition incoming
>>
>>129077357
McDonnel is smart enough not to say "Hurrah! We lost, but with a few more seats! Victory!"
>>
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Is it the truly wonderful Coalition of Chaos, lads? Or have the pollsters got it wrong again?
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>>129077727
holy shit, could this happen?
>>
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>>129077611
This. I'm confused why people think this is a thing.
>>
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>>129076062

w h a t
h a v e
w e
d o n e
>>
>>129077727
its gotta be right? this is fucked
>>
SNP took a big hit and thank fuck for that.
>>
If the exit is close to correct there'll have to be another election

Tory+DUP barely with a majority would be completely unworkable for brexit negotiations
>>
Lol at Yougov cucking out at the last minute and going with the herd.
>>
>>129077611
this desu
>>
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TORY REICH CONFIRMED

LABLETS BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>>
>>129077588
if the exit poll is half a percent wrong then one of those parties will gain 10-20 points, tories can always rely on unionist parties for votes in the commons.
>>
If this goes to another election the tories need to get may replaced with someone who won't form a monitored internet, then it's a sure win
>>
>>129077241

Fuck all, its full of working class right-wing Labour voters.

They're thick as shit up North.
>>
>>129077522
lol the great British problem isn't refugees or the Polack invasion, it's their own homegrown colonial legacy.
>>
>>129077682
Anyone

May was a massive mistake. She hasn't done one single good thing for the tories since becoming leader
>>
NEW

>>129077891

>>129077891

>>129077891

>>129077891

>>129077891
>>
>>129077816
WE ARE FUCKED
>>
>>129077701
We`ve triggered article 50, the question is about how hard the exit will be.
>>
>yfw Sunderland turns blue and everyone shits themselves
>>
>>129077363

It was real in the last GE

In this one the Tories were by far and away the most popular candidate going in, which I expect would diminish the shy tory factor somewhat.
>>
>>129077713
and they'll reject it

absolutely zero chance of it happening
>>
>>129077727
Don't want another election 2bh, this campaign was fucking dreadful and I don't want another 6 weeks of shit
>>
>>129077767
8 or 9
>>
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>Shy Corbyn voter
Are you ready for a miracle?
>>
>>129077738
LEAVE ED ALONE YOU BULLY
>>
>>129077852

No he's saying he doesn't think Labour have done that well at all, and he knows more than we do.
>>
>>129077714
The Lib Dems are down to bare bones already. Every party has a percentage of voters that tribally vote for them no matter what, and for the Lib Dems it's 7%, and they're on 8% now
>>
What were the odds on a hung parliament? Shoulda put a cheeky bet on
>>
>>129077867
If a 2nd election it'll be a Labour landslide
>>
I'm preparing a huge 4k collage of corbyn shills saying their man will win.

What a day tomorrow is going to be.
>>
>>129077669
try filmon.tv or something like that
>>
>>129077611
This.
>>
>>129077542
Sturgeon's gonna triple down on that independence demand
>>
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hahaha

All these younglings worried about the exit poll...
>>
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WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>le cucked europe
>we are going our own way
YOU FUCKED UP BONGS
SOFT BREXIT INCOMING
WHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA UK BTFO
>>
NEW

>>129077891

>>129077891

>>129077891

>>129077891
>>
What a cringy shitfest these threads are, everyone spouting reddit teir one liners....
>>
That election topic is fucking dreadful lads
>>
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holy fuck has Labour won?
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May just shit the bed
>>
>>129077713
The Lib Dems have already said no more coalitions and the Tories stance on Brexit would make it impossible anyway.
>>
Why do Newcastle and Sunderland race to report first? Surely they should count carefully and not make mistakes???
>>
May has got to fucking go now.

>WOMEN IN CHARGE OF NOT FUCKING UP
>>
I've never been to England but I've just had this intense feeling of nostalgia and comfy-ness for the England in my mind. Like I just tuned in to the British collective consciousness there for a second.

If I ever wanted to visit your country, what's the most traditional and beautiful place there?
>>
Lads its 314 seats on each side if Lib Lab and SNP coalition. What actually happens with a hung parliament?
>>
>>129077669
try googling spanish bbcnews livestream.
>>
crypto's to the moon baby. Kiss the pound goodbye.
>>
>>129078049
Perhaps, but if they have any ambition of more seats in the future they wont do it
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>>129077701
You beg to be enslaved

You German SHITHEAD
>>
>>129077611
>>129077699
>>129077755
>>129077875
>>129077914
Spotted the Brockpuppet on his premium proxy.
>>
>>129076397
fox hunting

Underestimating how many people would buy into left wing populism.

Corbyn will be prime minister with "progressive coalition".

Pound will crash, economy will shrink, immigration will go back up to 300,000 a year.

White British to be a minority by 2050.

UK debt to put Greece to shame
>>
>>129076062
LIB DEM PRIDE
GALAXY WIDE
>>
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>yfw you realise this means Jess probably keeps her seat
>>
>>129078266
Another election
>>
>>129078253
Anywhere but London or the larger cities.
>>
>>129078212
Nobody in the North can count anyway.
>>
>>129077969
All joking aside, how much will the end result differ from the exit polls?
In Germany they are quite accurate and won't change more tha 1 seat usually, how about in the U.K.?
Do the tories still have a change?
>>
>>129078310
Get out Aquafresh
>>
This election is the worst I've ever witnessed
>incompetent devil woman vs lovely man that everybody seems to hate
>>
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>>129078331
Confirmed for cloaked alien with advanced Interdimensional, Jewish technology.
>>
>>129078335
No idea what you're talking about, is that a tripfag?

If you didn't realise before reddit came brit/pol/ was against tories and labour
>>
Fucking hell Marr looks like he's had another stroke.
>>
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>>129076985
Na give me neil and the rest of the boys do the Murdoch press
>>
Calm down and post one at a time you spasmo's
You'll break my pol
>>
>>129078331
The schulz train is crashed.
The spd polls worse than before.
>>
>>129077588
If it rolls like that the Tories depend on ever single member voting in cohesion which never happens. Even a majority government isn't enough to garuntee enough power.

May called the election to try and secure more seats, because while she has a majority now there are a lot of remainers and hard brexiters with her in the middle, she needed more Tories who would align with the party majority.

If she does anything but gain seats in this election she's lost at her agenda.
>>
when will the second election be
>>
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>>129078372
>]
bu..but it's just an exit poll right?
>>
>>129078253
The Cotswolds
>>
>>129076211
Nope. Adding the Lib Dems, SNP and all the other cuck parties still wouldn't be enough.
>>
Living in Scotland im glad SNP looks as if they have been BTFO
>>
>>129077713
>Corbyn hasn't secured 75% of LIb Dems to cross the floor if necessary
>Lib Dems won't paint this as more sensible centrist balancing like 2010

WEW. LAD.
>>
>>129078253
Lake district
>>
I'm so glad the SNP has been punched in the cock.

>mfw Sturgeon still claims victory and claims the mandate for another referendum is stronger than ever later.
>>
FUCKING KEK BONGS HUMAN CHAIN ???
>>
>>129078476
Exit polls aren't always accurate. Last time they were spot on was 97. Either way, if May doesn't get additional seats then she's wasted everyone's time.
>>
>>129078388
Please anon, I don't need nightmares.
>>
>>129078703
Is his head supposed to be shaped like that.
It's all longy and weird
You know he touches kiddies
>>
Crypto's already going up $$$profit$$$ on uk demise.
>>
>>129077669
JewTube, Sky News live
>>
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>Snp 34

I HAE DREAMED OF THIS DAY LADDIES
>>
>>129076062

If you loathe the current state of UK politics (and by extension the state of the UK itself), this is the best result possible.

Theresa May, the last real major figure in the 'liberal' pro-multicult, pro-globalist, pro-immigration wing of the Tories, will be gone. The hard right of the party will take over.

Corbyn will stay, destroying any hope of a Blairite resurgence. The hard left will completely control Labour.

So it will be hard left v hard right. Centrists will have been destroyed as a political force. It will be the final death of the idiot 'third way' political landscape which has dominated since the early 90s.

I'll be overjoyed if the results stay this way.
>>
>>129076950
literally 9.5/10.

We are gonna get a coalotion of "progressives".

What this means is they will decide to spend more money by borrowing more but will still fail to actually improve anything.

Also it means that starting soon we'll be importing 300,000 new labout voters every year.

Brits to be minority in Britain by 2050
>>
>>129078726
>>129078915
these look lovely, thanks
>>
>>129079217
We don't care about your pyramid scheme drug 'currency'.
>>
>>129078829
God I hope so breadRon
I H8 that wee cranky woman so bigly
>>
People's Union of Britain coming up nigga
>>
>>129078253
These
>>129078726
>>129078915
>>
>>129077063
You live with your mum? Fair.
>>
>>129078266
May gets first crack at forming a government.
Of the two NI parties one is conservative and the other never turns up to Westminster anyway so she'd have some slim majority.

But more likely, they'd kick out May, bring in Fox and then call another election.
>>
>>129077767
Usually around 8 . They dont do exit polls for N.I
>>
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K E S W I C K
E
S
W
I
C
K
>>
>>129079495
they gonna get that gulag innit
>>
>>129079441
Who enslaved China in Opium wars?
>>
>>129077314
Remember all those leftist retards who freaked the fuck out over this from Brexit.

Watch as all of a sudden its fine.
>>
>>129079404

>progressive alliance
>bad

Nah. We'll get universal basic income, legalisation of weed, an end to austerity and the return of maintenance grants. Sounds bretty gud.
>>
>>129079351
>tfw I've been calling it for months that May would be forced out eventually
>this might finally be the last nail in the coffin

suffice to say I am hype
>>
>>129079422
The Lake District is absolutely amazing, easily one of the comfiest places in the entire world. If you don't enjoy hiking it might not do too much for you, but it's a lovely place just for the experience itself.
>>
>>129079664
We did lots of stuff, how do you expect us to remember something like that?
>>
>People are actually going to hail a Labour/Green/Lib Dem nightmare as a victory

Good lord lads I wasn't prepared for this
>>
>>129078068
Agreed. I'm gonna be looking to emigrate ASAP.

A 2nd elections gonna see more people swing to left wing populism.
>>
I can't wait for the snp to be silenced
>>
>>129077226
There are some weird places that always vote Lib Dem no matter what... Shetland is one I think.
>>
>>129079351
Corbyn is the most centrist politician I've seen, fuck you.
>>
>>129080029
Just shitposting, Anyways this will destroy the center. next election hard right. We are just as cucked overhere in Commie EU.
>>
>>129080152
Summer Isle
>>
>mfw Corbs forms the progressive coalition
>>
>>129080152
Orkney, they only vote for lib dem cos they all know the mp
>>
>>129077611
I love you Eddie.
>>
>>129077226
Lad, one of the de facto truths of British politics is that the Lib Dems always make a come back, as the Liberal Party always did before them.
>>
>>129079820
Not sure if sarcastic.....

Universal income, Wont happen too expensive, Labour will backtrack, Weed, won't become legal, Labour don't want to do it, end austerity, increase debt, become Greece, have to take IMF bailout like in 70s, have even more austerity
>>
>>129077570
But not as gay as you.
>>
>>129080704
topkek
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>>129078818
Lib dems honestly going to get +6 TF is an absolute waster how can you vote for him
>>
>>129080099
>he hasn't been looking at options for emigration for months now
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