EXIT POLLS ANY MINUTE NOW
>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live
>Recently called results
None yet
>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900
>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures
>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r
>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/
>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html
Elsa
no sticky?
Is there a bbc stream for non brit-fags
KAYA
I did it lads
I went out and voted
I voted UKIP
Conservatives will be on 350 in the exit poll
FIRST FOR UKIP SURGE
ALSO RATE MY CANDIDATE LADS
5 MINUTE WARNING.
THE ENDLESS TORY REICH BEGINS
**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045
TRIPSFAGS FUCK OFF.
Welp
LABOR WINS
IT'S TIME LADS
https://youtu.be/lDQ7hXMLxGc
Will the Milk be Spilt?
ANIME
Brace yourselves!
Posting is reaching accelerated levels
>>129074210
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
does trhis work?
HERE
WE
GO
1st for tory majority exit poll
Post any lefty meltdowns you find on here, lads.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukmeltdown/
Brand new flash up on /f/ for today.
SHIIIEETTT
Rumors high turnout
>>129074242
Containment sticky is up
>>129074057
I VOTED CONSERVATIVE! HAIL MAY!
*crushes your dreams*
BEWARE OF HIS WEB OF SIN....
Hi op
last thread is a sticky go back
>>129074057
The communist won, I'm so glad to see the pendulum swing happen so early. /pol/ will be left wing in no time. Good job comrades
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT
I'M SO FUCKING NERVOUS WHAT THE FUCK
IF CORBYN ACTUALLY GETS IN I WILL DIE
REEEEEEEEE
I've got my tankard ready lads. Do you?
TORY TORY TORY
Praying for Mummy
>>129074320
die
Shy Tories gonna shy?
>>129072313
>>129072313
>>129072313
Sticky for those who want it
STICKY GET
WE
/COMFY/
NOW
TEN MINUTES
Will there be chimpouts if tories win?
gonna get fucking gazebo'ed tonight
I honestly hope Theresa is quickly ousted for whatever reason and a small government, culturally conservative, economically responsible person takes over.
>>129074332
He later said he doesn't know the result but he wants to know how close the polls were/
>top stories on BBC are about American politics even on the day of UK election
Stay pathetic non-Americans.
>>129074215
lmao you are le shill
conservatives are fucking BASED dude lmao :^)
>other thread stickied
The containment has been set up
>>129074221
An acceptable form of brown.
>>129074485
The sticky is for johnny foreigners
>>129074327
bretty gud
>tfw in 7 minutes we find out if white Britons die out quickly or slowly
>>129074385
He always reminds me of Donald Pleasence
>>129074320
I've got several twitter accounts open up and ready to cap.
>>129074399
...BUT DON'T GO IN!
>Britain in 5 years
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RUTH DESTROY THE SNP
GO ARE RUTH GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM
Those who vote tory, are you all so healthy so you never visit nhs?
>>129074485
Fucking great, now my desktop notifications are going to be spammed by yanks all night.
>>129074366
Where from lad?
>>129074583
basically this
>>129074399
Chuffing along on the old Rag Doll
I provide Political analysis for a few mid-sized bookmakers.
Just watch Corbyn's odds get slashed in the next few minutes.
Tories are going to be shitting enough bricks to solve the housing crisis.
GET READY
>>129074636
Can only fucking hope.
>>129074572
The stickied thread will be filled with non Brits and will go too fast to keep up with. Stay here!
Already drunk lads, how do I play the rest of the election?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
FUCK YOU BBC
>>129074485
why did they sticky brit/pol/?
ffs
>>129074519
>sticky
>comfy
you what
REEEE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS DISABLED KID, JUST GIVE US SOME NUMBERS
FUCK I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE GE NIGHTS.
Will Corbyn Still be party leader after he loses?
This just in, Corbyn in the lead!!!!!
>>129074655
Last time I was at the NHS is when I fell out of my mums cunt. Fuck you.
>>129074671
Forgot to show you this earlier.
>>129074558
They can't report anything on polling day you dumb yank
>>129074273
The link works but i see some kind of family progamme on now is that right?
>>129074558
Just wait 6 mins.
IT'S ALMOST TIME
>>129074607
Which ones lad
Also
Thank fuck the sticky is up we can be comfy now phew we made it
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045/r
5 FUCKING MINUTES
F
I
V
E
>>129074763
Click "I'll do it later" you nob
100% staying here to avoid stupid fucking Americans...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>This is a good stream
>queers getting DIY SOSed
>>129074778
the other thread is sticky lad, this one is comfy
>>129074763
just click do it later you nonce
>>129074057
Who we cheering for guys?
Who's /ourguy/?
>>129074814
kek
NOT LONG NOW
Conservatives are going to make anime real
when will he come back to us?
>>129074821
ya, starts at 21:55
F I V E
M I N U T E S
>>129074928
no one
>>129074746
How dirty will his laptop screen be this time?
>>129074890
THIS IS A DIMBLEBOT THREAD
idk why I get so excited by elections these days, like normal people watching sports
FUCK THIS AMERICAN CONEY SHIT, PUT ON DIMBLEBOY
I'M SHITTING MYSELF REEEEEE
ITS TIME
>it's starting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>129074814
This is why I can't identify as libertarian
Here we go
>>129074928
You're place is in the sticky leaf
Youtube link for those who prefer it:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS3GsWd1js0
Can't believe people would want to stay in the stick now that Americans have literally already ruined it.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
stickied
MODS WTF are you DOING
Revoking WILLYâ„¢ certificate because of uncomfyness
HERE WE GO!
HERE WE GO
>>129074399
>>129074288
>>129074366
>>129074655
>>129074544
>>129074522
Final prediction:
Con 44%
Lab 36%
LD who cares%
>>129074793
Fuck off retard
>>129074961
thanks m8
COALITION OF CHAOS
>>129074385
This is the guy, I can't remember exactly what it was... but during the referendum, he couldn't calculate 20% of 4 million off the top of his head.
Country is dead anyway.
But I'm still nervous.
Weird innit.
MADAM
FOO FIGHTERS
here we fucking go
>>129074903
Ahh, I see what you're saying now.
Yea, this is /realbrit/ thread
OH FUCK, THE PROGRAMS ENDED
T.MINUS 4 MINS
TIME FOR DIMBLES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Sky News got cucked by Elton John
get fucked
Exit poll: not enough for majority, snp fucked on 34 seats lol
MY HEART CANT TAKE IT HNNNNG
>>129074221
Vote Brown to keep Britain White.
GET COMFY LADS
thanks op, thought we were stuck in the sticky desu
Is Neil gonna be on this?
>>129074833
This cunt posted earlier saying she'll have to kill herself if the Tories won then posted torrents of anti-white abuse.
https://twitter.com/mowglijatan
CIVIL WAR IF TORIES WIN CHECKEM
>>129074832
THANK YOU BASED DAMP RAG
THREE
FUCKING
MINUTES
is this the official thread? or is it split into about 5 other threads
Conservatives 39%
Labour 36%
cap this
IDS HABBENING
Reminder the best horror is British.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryg27FqWdHA
Me on the right.
AHHHHH
HERE WE GO
YOU WANKERS ARENT SAFE HERE
>>129075179
Ah but we get to take bets on how dead?
>heart attack
>cancer
>aids
My bet is beheaded by moderate muslms
Can't dealt with this suspense lads, we should just cancel elections
>>129075238
If only this was her slogan, fuck.
Here we go laddos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW9Uudkx42g
2 MINUTES 10 SECONDS
>>129074057
I'm scared lads, hold me.
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
FUCK WHO /SCARED/ HERE
>>129075257
We can only hope
JEREMY VINE
REEEEEEEEEE
>epic music on LBC
The tension lads!
Here we go boys
>>129075281
just avoid the sticky
THESE EFFECTS
>>129075283
PAPI CHULO GRANDE
>Tories now worried in Kensington
https://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/872920267193974785
>>129075246
yeah fuck that American cesspit.
>>129074763
I'm afraid I can't let you watch that, anon.
JEREMY VINES TECHNICOLOUR DREAM WORLD
>conservatives will be the largest party
>>129075308
oy vey!
PREDICTION:
CON 43%
LAB 37
VINE TIME
>this tension
OH LAWDY
FINAL RESULTS OF THE BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ARE IN.
TORY LANDSLIDE LIKELY
(SAMPLE SIZE 782, THIS IS SCIENCE)
I just voted
WHERE IS RIMMER?
>tfw nobody giving all their power
why are you holding back?
>the shittest tyne-wear derby ever
OH FUCK
I CAN'T STAND THIS
I CAN'T DO IT FUCK LABOUR ARE GOING TO WIN AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN THE GULAGS
Trips or Quads and UKIP will win
[IT BEGINS]
>>129075392
KING OF SWING
I
N
G
O
F
S
W
I
N
G
ONE FUCKING MINUTE\
VINE TIME BOYS
>>129075360
Have a reddit-tier solidarity hug. Are you literally shaking?
>tfw to intelligent to vote
fuck, why am I even nervous. I liked it better when I gave no fucks about this shit.
LESS THAN A MINUTE
>>129075436
cuck
1 FUCKING MINUTE
O
N
E
>>129075362
thanks senpai
would rather watch BBC than Sky News
IS THE EXIT POLL ALWAYS RIGHT?
>>129074655
Yes.
VIRTUAL DOWNING STREET BACK
>Virtual downing street
>>129074057
30 second delay between sky news on YT to BBC on my telly.
Looks like its BBC for me tonight
I guess this is the comfy thread?
>>129075373
>>129075360
scared, I dont' want any of them to win, but would feel less sacred if the Tories win
>>129075409
HAHA MUMMYPOSTERS BTFO
ITS OVER
>my touch screen
PROTIP: AVOID THE STICKY, AVOID AMERICAN POSTERS.
DAMP RAG SEEN
BBC delivers on the big budget bonanza once again
>>129075486
Reddit was a mistake
>>129075609
gb2 your sticky
>>129075511
SKIMMED
K
I
M
M
E
D
>>129075628
Most of the time yeah
What if Labour is ahead in the exit poll??
>MY BIG TOUCHSCREEN IS LOADED WITH DATA
CHRIST LADS, IT'S HAPPENING.
TUNNOCKS
>>129074057
>mfw Comrade Corbyn abolishes private property
I predict 314, 266
THE BONGS BEGIN
COME ON DIMBLES GIVE ME THAT SEXY EXIT POLL
Fucking have to stay up til 5am to find out results from my seat. Fucking hell.
TORIES WIN ACCORDING TO POLL
FUCK
CORBYNISTAS BTFO FOREVER
exit polls where?
>Rumour Tories could be looking at 400 seats - we'll find out in a min
https://twitter.com/steve_hawkes/status/872920321241776128
Incoming Jeb! victory
HUNG PARLIAMENT
brit/pol is supposed to hate democracy, whats they hype for?
>THAT SWIVEL
SIR PRIME MINISTER
BONGS BTFO
>>129075587
TREMBLING HANS.
Fuck, this country is dead. SNP rule incoming.
EXIT POLL SUGGESTS LABOUR VICTORY
>EXIT POLL SUGGESTS LABOUR VICTORY
EXIT POLL SUGGESTS LABOUR VICTORY
>EXIT POLL SUGGESTS LABOUR VICTORY
EXIT POLL SUGGESTS LABOUR VICTORY
>EXIT POLL SUGGESTS LABOUR VICTORY
EXIT POLL SUGGESTS LABOUR VICTORY
HAPPENING
OH FUCKING GOD NO
IT'S OVER
ANIME IS BANNED
fucking hell I'm dying here
I'm staying here in the comfy edition, the other one is giving me the shits.
NO UKIP MP'S
MINORITY CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT
>>129075544
YOUR D*BS TELL A DIFFERENT STORY
KEK WILLS IT!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
TRUMP SURGE
SNP FUCKED
HAT THE FYCK
>Tories down
>Labour up
>SNP way down
HOLY SHIT
>>129075865
We do?
HOLY SHIT
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14
UKIP NONE
WEW
>CON: 314 (-17)
>LAB: 266 (+34)
>SNP: 34 (-22)
>LD: 14 (+6)
MAY
IS
FINISHED
Got a boner lads
ABSOLUTLEY HUNG
HUNG
GOODBYE THERESA
>>129075731
Then this country dies moderately fast rather than by a thousand cuts.
No overall majority predicted. ffs
>no niel
OH FUCK
SHIT MINORITY CONSERVATIVE
HUNG
Just a reminder, they predicted this last time as well.
>Cons without a majority
>SNP BTFO
>Lib dem Surge after such a shit campaign
ITS HAPPENING
Well done muslims for not blowing anyone up at the polling stations today
SNP BTFO
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>SNP BTFO
CONS BTFO
WHERE IS MY FUCKING UKIP SURGE
>yougo-
WHOA
HHAHAAAHAHA
I KNEW IT
MAY FUCKING REKT
OMG... actually liking the look of this strangely..
YES FUCK YOU TORY SHRILLS
did bnp get in?
CORBYN BTFO ONCE AND FAR ALL
HUNG PARLIMENT
MAY BLEW IT
HUNG TORIES KEKED
CRAWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN
>SNP 34
Blimey
>>129076016
That libdem guy looks as if he's in pain
HUNG PARLIAMENT H+DFHOKHJDS OLFSJ
Over boys. Rev up those nooses.
>314
>>129075964
What does this mean? Explain it please.
F
>HUNG PARLIAMENT
NO
NO
NO
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
>>129076016
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO MAJORITY
HAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
BREAKING: Exit polls in the United Kingdom point to Conservatives having largest number of seats
Oh for fucks sake.
This better not be true.
I can't be fucked with another hung parliament.
>>129076119
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>129076103
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BELLEND
THERE'S A STICKY AND ONE OTHER THREAD
STOP POSTING THEM SO EARLY
>>129076016
PLEASE BE WRONG. JUST ONE SEAT PLEASE
This is a disaster
>NO MAJORITY
No majority
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No majority
Just got back lads, Voted conservatives, feel dirty all ready
Cons = 314
Lab, Snp, +LD = 314
country dead, try again
>>129075922
This is good, may held the election cause she wanted a soft brexit and was being held to account by the hard brexiters in the party, now she'll have to listen to them
Tory landslide would have been terrible
>CALLS ELECTION
>LOSES SEATS
MAY IS GONE
MAY IS FUCKING GONE BY TOMORROW
>>129076206
yes my little cucky
time for some cultural enrichment.
NEW
>>129076062
>>129076062
>>129076062
>>129076062
HUNG PARLIAMENT
WEEEEEEWWWWWW
just count tha votes
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BREXIT LITERALLY CANCELLED
kuensberg fury
>>129074655
You absolute fucking cringe.
Last time I visited a hospital the majority of patients were Pakistanis and Indians. The NHS shouldn't be given infinite money so that we can service infinite immigrants. The NHS is a fucking joke, It's so impossibly inefficient right now too.
LAB+SNP+LD = Premier Corbyn chaos coalition confirmed
AHAHAHAHA YOU'RE ALL GOING TO THE GULAG
How many seats did the conservatives have before?
UKIP DEAD
TORIES MINORITY
LABOUR HAVE DONE BETTER
THIS IS BAD
So explain to an undeducated burger, what happens now that the Conservatives don't have a majority?
>CON 314
>UKIP 0
>>129076305
DUP
Hahahahahahaha get fucked tories.
>>129076485
about 320-ish i think
rip uk, couldn't be worse.
I would rather have corbyn majority than this shit. At least we would be against israel.
if this is right would tories take lib dem for coalition ?
>>129076491
May gets anally raped by Kwasi as punishment
Comrades! Now's our only chance! RUSH B! URAH!
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
https://youtu.be/_Efb1DAeA34
https://youtu.be/x2YlbiyiuMc
https://youtu.be/MLg83QMmlGs
https://youtu.be/jZLHsqOXFkc
https://youtu.be/n7hHlh2IusY
>314 to conservatives
>314 to progressive alliance
>progressive alliance
>>129076719
No.
>>129076719
That's as likely as Japan and North Korea unifying
>>129076719
Would lib dem take tories for coalition?
did the old grumpy lady win?
I dont get it
>>129076962
i'm obviously being thick here, but they did this in 2010 didnt they? so is it that they would rather SNP?
>>129076719
>brexit and the anti-brexit party uniting
2010 coalition was comfy as fuck but it'd never work now
>>129076192
No overall majority. When it comes to voting policy things through, the Conservatives can't do it if Labour, the SNP and Lib Dems (and a few stragglers) team up to vote against it.
>>129076878
adding DUP still won't be enough if numbers are right
>>129077121
They did then but likelihood now is surely zero
>>129077245
I'm surprised this poster didn't destroy Labour's working class vote.
why do they say mainstream media is anti corbyn but all ive seen on youtube,bbc, sky and facebook is pro labour shilling
NANDOS ON ME LADS
>>129076223
STRONG & STABLE COALITION.