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Hi, I am Iranian and my name is Sardar.

I wish to integrate to USA and was wondering what are some good names that are similar or have the meaning "leader" because Sardar means leader.

I was thinking Henry.
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Dick
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>>129073585
Why the fuck would you want your name to mean "leader" when you're basically following everyone's opinion as to what a good American name would be? Chose something like fucking John, and don't be so concerned about it.
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>>129073585
I think Tyrone sounds good
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>>129073585
henry is a good name. so is william, george and harry. go simple, anglo, and strong. everyone knows how to say them spell them and they are respected.
goodluck and don't be a nigger.
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>>129073585
Donald
Don
Don Don
Gang Gang
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Donald Doge

You even have to ask?
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>>129073585
also, dont fucking dare to come to aus. we're full.
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>>129073585
Kevin.
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>>129073585
cuck
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>>129074106
>Gang Gang
thaks senpai, i will make sure not to ever go to Austria
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Fuck off, were full
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go with a name that's iranian, but people don't associate it with iran

like mazda
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>>129073585
Change it to Jewkiller and say it's a traditional Persian name
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>>129073965
because I want it to be synonymous with my original name
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>>129073585
Get a Greek or Hebrew name.
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>>129073585
Hitler is a nice name too my pal.
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>>129073585
You're not welcome here
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>>129073965

>a good ol American name
>John

Are all Americans this fucking dumb?
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>>129073742
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>>129074937

Neither are you lardo.
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>>129073585
I like Sardar, I don't trust people that hide their true name, why would you unless you're a demon?

Serðir means fucker in icelandic, in the movie subtitles "motherfucker" is translated "móðurserðir".
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>>129073585
http://www.meaning-of-names.com/search/index.asp?nm=leader&stype=1&gndr=1&page=1
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>>129073585
I wish to inseminate the one on the left.
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>>129073585
Don't change your name simply for integration. Don't cuck your Iranian identity. You can integrate without having to renounce who you are your people are.
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God Tier Names in America:

Tuukka
Simo
Timo
Teemu
Pekka
Aake
Jussi
Pekko
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>>129073585
how tall are you

Alexander?
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>>129073585
Only cucks change their names
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>>129073585
You should call yourself, "Leader." It means: leader.
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>>129075085
>>129075159

I'm in business and it will be easier to remember me. It's only a face.

friends will still call me Sardar
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Steven but go by Steve. Everyone likes Steves.
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>>129074231
Donald comes from the Irish Domhnall which actually means ruler of the world
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>>129073585
Henry is a damn fine and respectable name.
I'd stick with that tbqh
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Krieger
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>>129073585
Thank you for your efforts to assimilate, anon. I welcome immigrants who want to truly be a part of this country. I wish you luck.
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Changing your name will not make you American fucktard. Be a good boi and end your life
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>>129073585
Name yourself Nigger. That's the only true redpilled name
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>>129073585
La'quish
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>>129073585
Sardar is a cool name though, it sounds like you are a satrap of Darius the Great or a cataphract serving Khosrow Anushiruwan or something.
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Maybe Samson, Scott, or Arnold.
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>>129073585
Bacon or Pork
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>>129075098
It's decided: his name will be Dartagnan.
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>>129073585
Pedro
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>>129075560
Fuck the Steve I know. That cocksucker.
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Henry is a dumbfuck american name. Name yourself after angels in the bible or after storm troopers from star wars.
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Adolf
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You have to go back.
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>>129075101
I want to Impregnate the one on the right
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>>129073585

if your name is TOO common, they will grab your ass at the airport nohow

last time i was entering the US, i saw this white normal-looking dude get pulled aside for a while and i overheard them telling him that it was because his name was like "John Smith" or something very common, and some other "John Smith" (or whatever) was probably blacklisted
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>>129073585
Tyrone is a quintessentially American name
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>>129076148
Israel needs more diversity
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how about Reality-Show Winner

see what i did there?
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>>129073965
>John
That's a Jewish name
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Leo
Leon
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http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/gen-male-us-us.php
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>>129073585
Just keep your old name, you are immigrating but that doesn't mean you have to give up your identity, just assimilate and work and pay your bills, you'll be fine.
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>>129075962
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>>129073585

Donald
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>>129073585
>Donald Trump Jr
You are welcome.
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>>129073742
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>>129073585
Quantravious Washington-Jefferson
D'Brickashaw Z. Jones
Tomahawk Watkins, Junior
Felonious Black
Mohammed al-Qaeda
Industrial Providence Chester-Hartley IV
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>>129073585
Fuehrer, it means leader in german and is quite the popular name in America because of the many German immigrants.
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>>129073585
Annyong!
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>>129076148
you have to be gassed
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>>129073585
Richard is a kings name but is shortened into dick for weird etymology reasons.
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>>129076879
I second this
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These guys are leading you down the wrong path Dejuan is a good solid name.
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>>129076879
8/8
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What's your favorite American historical event?

Do you have a favorite movie star from the classic age of cinema? (or the 1980s)
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>>129076879
iranians are generally very well educated, especially ones that qualify for a US greencard. your tricks might work on the average american dumbass but if OP is real this post is just a waste
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>>129073585
change your name to passenger on an outbound flight to tehran
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>>129073585
Faggot is a great name. You should go with that.
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>>129073585
Damien Bergarian

gives a shout out to being a burger now
and the name has a serious tone to it
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>>129073585
>come from a culture thousands of years old
>willingly cuck yourself to the west
I'm flattered but I feel bad for you.
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>>129073585
Hugh Jass
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>>129073585
those ladies are fucking mint.

also adolf is a great name and was a great leader.
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>>129073585
We don't really have names with meaning here. It's either biblical names, the shit niggers come up with, or names from other countries. Why not try to Americanize your own name?
Besides, rare names around here are cool, Sardar sounds exotic.
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>>129073585
Sander

short form of Alexander, meaning "defender of men" in greek and the name of one of the most recognized leaders of western history, Alexander the great.
plus it's pretty similar to your given name.
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>>129075098
>>129075962
should be D'Artagnan, shurly?
D'Artagnan Kaiser Cadwallader McFuckface, no argument exactly whose Boss then. But, more suited to OPs personality:
http://www.meaning-of-names.com/search/index.asp?nm=cuck&stype=1&gndr=1
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>>129073585
Rufi Ooh
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>>129075580
What the fuck are you talking about?

It comes from Donheld, and it means "arrogant asshole".
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>>129073585
American names look like normal names except they have a lot of repeated consonants and use the letter y interchangeably as a catch-all vowel. So if you fancy something like Henry you should go for Hynry. Or if you want something a little more elegant, Brynnsyn will have all the American women wooing.
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>>129073585

faggotstan is a great name for you
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>>129073585
Queen Faggot
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>>129078166
Most names do have a meaning, its just the meanings are old.

My name is Spencer which is literally the word for the giver of stuff and the origin of dispenser
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>>129073585
Alexander is greek for "Defender of men".
Richard is a cognate for "Rich Hard" and originally meant "Strong rule".
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>>129073585

leroy
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>>129077334

Leaders of classic American historical events:

1. Jefferson (president of CSA during civil war)
2. William (William Travis, leader of Texans during Alamo) (Also, William "Bull" Halsey, American admiral during WWII) (Also, W. Tecumsah Sherman, great Union general during civil war)
3. Robert (Robert E. Lee. Great CSA general)
4. Ira (Ira Hayes, one of the heroes who raised the flag at Iwo Jima).
5. Audie (Audie Murphy, WWII hero that later became a film star)
6. Ronald (Ronald Reagan. Greatest American president of the 20th century)
7. Alvin (Alvin York, famous WWI medal of honor winner. This dude captured an entire German unit by himself. Fucking badass, but humble)
8. Thomas (Thomas Jefferson. The greatest civil rights hero that the world has ever produced)
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>>129073585
Rollin for Sardeen
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>>129073585

Iranians are bros and our racial cousins. Some of them have been brainwashed into hating the west by kikes, just as we have been tricked into hating them. Traditionally, they are our allies against kikes. Not all muslims are okay, though. Most of them are shit. That Taharrush rape circle shit comes from places like Egypt, which also has over 90% of their women circumcised. Wahabbis, Sunnis, fuck those cunts. Iran is Shia IIRC, which aren't that bad.. but should remain in their own countries. They can be guests in ours to some extent, but should never be allowed to impose their will on us.
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>>129073585
Sardar binks is all I think off.

You sound ertarded man, take my name Steven. It means king or crown or something.
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>>129073585
Who's cucked enough to change their names?
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>>129078792
>Iranians are bros and our racial cousins
They're actually more closely related to Europeans than chinks
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>>129078588

Good call. Maybe go with a name associated with English Kings.

"Here lies Edward, hammer of the Scots. Keep Troth."
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>>129078975
people who hate their herritage and deserve to be gassed
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>>129073585

>Leader
>tfw
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>>129078792
i know a guy from iran but he is degenerate
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>>129079063

It took me a couple seconds, but not bad.
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>>129078975
Mudshits trying to infiltrate.
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>>129078792
You have no idea wtf you are talking about. Arabs are 2% of the population in iran and iranian aryans have nothing to do with what hitler was talking about
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>>129079467
Replying to that pic
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>>129073585
Fuck off we're full
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>>129079273
Every time a guy hits on me, it's an Iranian or a Lebanese.

They all seem to have a case of Ice Monkey Fever.
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>>129079273

I know a lot of degenerate whites, but this is Canada. Jews breed degeneracy in every society, they had to arrest some marxist cunt feminist professor who traveled to Iran from Canada, to indoctrinate their women into opposing the state and overthrowing their natural order. Im not one for veiled women in western societies and sharia and whatnot, but if Iran keeps control of their women and their society from crumbling with islam, let them. Thats not our country.

Jews want to fuck that all up and cause a revolution, or at least severely weaken the state and cause internal strife.
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>>129073585
Periwinkle Dickson
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>>129073742
What's worse is that it IS an actual name in the US.

>>129073585
Just use a normal latin name like Anthony, Marcus, Peter and so on.
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>Stephen
from greek 'Stephanos', which means crown, or crowned.
The name comes from Saint Stephen, who is the patron saint of martyrdom (the jews stoned him to death), and his monastery is in the north of Iran, at Jolfa.
So it's a western name with a similar meaning, but also with links to Iran and Iranian culture.
good luck, Stephen.
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Take a name from an anglo King. Henry is good, also something like George or Richard.
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>>129079467

>You have no idea wtf you are talking about.

No u.
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>>129074726
Maybe call yourself Caeser or something. Thats a passable name(though sorta hispanic) and is after julius caeser and came to be synonymous with leader
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What type of iranian are you?
- Religon
- Tribe
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>Sardar (Persian: سردار , Persian pronunciation: [sær'dɑr]; "Commander" literally; "Headmaster"
>Headmaster
Dean. Your name is now Dean.
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>>129080126
>tfw this is who im named after
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>>129073585
If this post gets digits you have to change your name to Trump
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>>129073585
Samuel is a good name
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>>129073993
tpbp

Alternatively Juan or Marcos will help you integrate very well 30 years from now.
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>>129080054
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BH1NAwwKtcg
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Google exists anon
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>>129073585
Victor means winner, I've always thought it was a cool name.
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>>129080216

Those pants look comfy as fuck
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>>129073585
Adolf?
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>>129073993
>>129073585
this
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Fuck off.

Stay in Persia asshole
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>>129080473
delet
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Have you thought of just anclising the way of spelling your name?
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I know an Iranian guy who came to Canada awhile ago and he changed his name to Chris which I didn't think to bad. I think he did it after Jesus Christ though.
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>>129073585

Richard Wadsworth.
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>>129073585
>Hi, I am Iranian and my name is Sardar.
KYS
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>>129076253
>mfw theres a part of Ireland literally called Tyrone
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>>129080699
Look like riding pants
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Gustaf JaMarcus Nguyen Williams Saavedra is the most American name I can think of.
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>>129074937
hes not moving to your mothers basement. youre fine
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You don't need to change your name. As long as you actually integrate, the original name is actually better. You can be an American and be proud of your Iranian heritage (in fact, muh heritage is a big thing in US isn't it?)
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>>129078584
Not an American name, but I suppose most aren't.
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>>129073585
how about Sardax?
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>>129073585
>pence
Mike Pence Hugo
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>>129073585
I've hung out with several Iranians. Let me tell you what works Mr. OP.

A name change won't help you. Make sure you don't have a beard, drink alcohol and shoot some guns with the rest of us. [Not at the same time please.] Then very few people will give a flying fuck that your name is Sardar. If you're bringing a wife or sisters, tell them not to wear the Hijab. Then no one will bother them either.
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>>129073585
Sardar is fine as long as its pronounced as SARdine and DARwin for SAR-DAR and not SARD-AR
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>>129073585
Donald
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>>129073585
there really is no such thing as an "american" name because people from all around the world live here

and for people bringing up things like "jefferson" or "washington", those are english names
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>>129082222
Quads of truth desu.

Just don't act like a muslim and nobody cares what your name is (at least here).
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>>129078166

Sardar sounds like Sardukar, the emperor's elite soldiers in the Dune universe.
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>>129082222
what exactly is wrong with having a beard, plenty of non-muslims have beards
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>>129082222
this. iranians, in my experience, assimilate extremely well. just be one of them OP, keep your name and grill some kabobs on the 4th of july and we can drink beer and smoke pot together under the red white and blue.
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>>129083555
beards have become co-opted by nu-males. mustaches are the infinitely more masculine facial hair. provided you aren't a chinless cuck, that is
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>>129083284
See OP? Just keep it.

Impressionable young white grils love this shit, why forfeit those dank minority points?
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>>129073585
Butch. Because you're an American now honey, our names don't mean shit.
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>>129073585
Johnny Hamburger.
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>>129073585
You can't go wrong with "Väinämöinen"
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>>129078001
Iranians are Indo-Europeans, of course persian women are hot as fuck.
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>>129078001

Funniest image i've seen all day, and consequently all week.
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>>129075448
>I'm in business
It's America, where EVERYONE'S in business.
I knew a kurdish rapist named Sardar once. Could that be you?
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>>129073585
change your name to Chad Thundercock, thank me later
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>>129073585
Carl.
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>>129073585
Karl
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>>129073585
It won't matter because we will just call you 'Hadji' anyway.
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>>129086066
HA!
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Andrew Hister ? ,..just sayin
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>>129085147
That's the name of my 24 foot sailboat, actually. Only Yoopers can pronounce it when she's in port on Superior.
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>>129074726
Henry sounds good. Henry V was a great British king and leader.
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>>129073585
Vladimir
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>>129086699
Henry the V's it a horrible strip club on Michigan Ave in Inkster where you can get a blowjob from a fat black stripper for $10.
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>>129087261
I didn't say he should call himself Henry V I just said Henry. And how do you know that anyway?
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>>129087633
May or may not have something to do with Vice Squad.
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Sardine is a name that i implies both power, and a love of fine food. It's close to your native Sardar, and the ladies love it.
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>>129078722
>Jefferson (president of CSA during civil war)
you sure you're not forgetting someone?
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>>129076247

>ethnic Norwegian with standard Norwegian name
>get accepted to study in New York
>go to the embassy to get visum
>recieve letter saying I'm blacklisted and can never enter the US
>no explanation given why


Literally what the fuck? I have no crime record. I don't understand how this is possible.
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>>129089771
they will probably let you in if you apply for a visa and pay again

they are jewing you for the fees imo
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>>129073585
Here's something interesting, anon.

Henry is a relative in a family of Germanic-origin names that include Emmerich. Emmerich basically means "universal power". The Italian version of Emmerich is Amerigo. Amerigo Vespucci was the inspiration for the naming of America.

America literally means universal power.
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>>129073585

Sagat.

Otherwise, Donald.
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>>129073585
Leader, it means leader.
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Do people really do this? Change their name to fit in?

Barack Hussain Obama became the President with his name FFS.
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>>129073585
considering you might look a bit brown but not full on nigger you might want to consider looking into Italian names
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>>129073585

My name is Donald, which means "World Ruler." That's about the best you can do now.
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Fucking sellout cuck, you're a disgrace to Iran. Kys white worshipping insecure subhuman.
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>>129078178

This one is a good name.
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Don't change your name. Just tell everyone that you are "Persian". That's what most Iranians in the US do.
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>>129091657
Jews have been doing that for centuries. That is why so many of American jews have German or Polish names. Our jews also changed their names en masse when Hitler took Sudetenland.
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>>129073585
Darius or Cyrus maybe? You'll change your name to something "normal" and still stay "true to your heritage" or whatever.
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>>129073585
why the hell would you change your based Persian name with a murrican one?
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>>129073585
call yourself xerxes

prounounced zerx eez
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>>129073585

Chuck
Steve
Clyde
Chad
Ron
Devin


All typical Americuck names which would mean potential employers are more likely to call you back,
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>>129074331
brit here who got back from brisbane last week

i can confirm it is indeed full,packed to the rafters,try mexico
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>>129073585
"Steel Asannikker" has a nice ring to it.
People will respect your honesty more than you trying to be white. You'll still be a sand nigger, Steel Asannikker.
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>>129073585
>fake tits
dropped
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Change your name to Sugar Tits.
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>>129094333
you missed out billy bob and cletus
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>>129073585
Honey Pot
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>>129075448
Actually Sardar is wayyyy more memorable than Dave, John, Steve, etc.
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>>129095034
looks better as Xander
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>>129093150
mine is michael which is hebrew for "he whom is like god"
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>>129078792
>The "As a certified Canadian White Person who's also very much non-Muslim and not middle eastern, I must say that Shia Muzzies are the good Muzzies" meme

Leafland is literally infested with your kind
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>>129073585
>USA name that means leader
hmm, how about

DONALD
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>>129073585
Adolf
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Abu Jihad

>>129073965
spbp
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>>129080054
Dick is a nickname for richard.
Idk how it even came about.
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>>129075448

This >>129075159

Plenty of Persian businessmen here in the US going by their original name.

If you've got an accent and your name is "Steve" it just confuses people.

Plus your name is more unique and therefore help you stand out (not a bad thing)
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>>129074970
>>129076369

Didn't you idiots see Peter Pan
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>>129073585
Fuck off we're full
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>>129073585

Muhammed, the greatest leader in history.
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>>129074682
Kek
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>>129073585
Faggot is another word for cigarette (which leaders smoke). You should change your name to Faggot op.
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you could choose a biblical name like Isaac/Eshaaq, Paul, Simon, Thomas or something that has a version in both Persian and English. Like my brother is named Ryan and in Iran he is Ryan it's the same name.
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>>129073585
Maximus
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>>129075186
lakkupippu
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>>129077198
It's shortened because of rhyming slang
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"Cleetus" translates to "Impressive Leader" in native tongues of the great plains. I recommend "Cleetus."
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>>129078792
Thats an azeri not a persian
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>>129098018
>tfw not born a Cleetus. That is a name that commands respect.
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>>129098018
That's the ultimate redneck name, you would get made fun of so badly...

A know a French guy named Cedric, the name has a different association in France so here in the US people are always expecting a trailer park guy.
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>>129073585
Victor
Pekke
Juusi
Teemo
Terkke
Saaska
Yksin
Benis
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>>129073585
Jethro.
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>>129099024
> A know a French guy named Cedric, the name has a different association in France so here in the US people are always expecting a trailer park guy.

As far as I can tell, "Cedric" is one of those traditionally white names that blacks have mysteriously gravitated toward. I think every "Cedric" I know of is a black.
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>>129099209
Cleetus
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"Duke" literally comes from "Dux" (similar to latin Doge) which means "the one leading" or "leader"
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>>129073585
Pajeet
Tyrone
Ja'Qwon
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas
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>>129073585

Fuhrer
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>>129073585
Keep your name, Slardar
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>>129099109

>Teemo

T R I G G E R E D
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>>129078722
>Ronald (Ronald Reagan. Greatest American president of the 20th century)
top lel
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>>129073585
goto Canada faggot
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>>129099109
It's either Timo or Teemu, there is no Teemo.

t. Timo *****inen
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>>129075580
niiiceeee
>>129078236
shareblue rek't
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>>129073585

Keep your name. That way you will automatically be at the top of diversity hiring lists and get into university for free. Also whenever somebody mispronounces your name you can then denounce them as a racist Islamaphobe and send them to prison for 20 years.
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>>129073585
Max Power
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>>129103055
Timo Wankinen?
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>>129103578
En.
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Change your name to Nate Higgers.
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Keep the original. Sardar is easy to pronounce, so nobody will care.

Please dont buy a BMW , wear gold chains or use copious amounts of cologne though.
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>>129073742
I unironically support this choice.
>Dick
The name Dick is short for (a nickname of) Richard, as are Rich and Rick.

That means if you pick "Richard" you can easily use each wherever you wish and no one will bat an eyelash at it.
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>>129073585
Cunteyes
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Spirios
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Auschwitz von kikenstein. Digits will confirm
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Muhomad Akbar Suicides Smith
This will make you fit right in, no one will be able to even tell you aren't from the states.
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>>129073585
Kanye (Kanye-kang-king=leader)
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>>129075101
Me too.
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>>129074577
wth??? I don't know
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>>129073585
Hodor
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>>129105275
bullet angel heresy
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Rename yourself Hank, buy a saab, and eat Swedish meatballs at work every day
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>>129073585
Reality Winner is a popular name in America, apparently.
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>>129075448
So you admit you want to deceive humans about your true nature so you can manipulate them? Are you sure you're not a demon?
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>>129074755
kill yourself abdallah
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Schlomo shekelestein for benefits from colleges, media and businesses
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>>129073585
Rex because rex means king.
Donald because donald means king.
Rocco so you can pass for a wop.
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>>129073585
You should go back.
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>>129073585
Change it to a hispanic name. You'll fit right in.
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The subtle way to do it would be to pick the name of some great leader. My parents named me and my brother after various conquerers, which is hilarious since they are both passive libcucks. Go with a general, king, or some other historical figure you admire. Henry is okay, but there were also some pretty trash-tier Henrys that sully the name. Just don't make it obvious how autistic you are.
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>>129076253
Tyrone's Irish.
Where do you think they got it from?
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>>129073585
Mike Hunt
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>>129073742
If he's a big guy they can call him big Dick
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>>129073585
Fredrick
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>>129073585
Sardar is a nice name, i like it. Fuck changing it.
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George is a very white name.
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>>129089771
thats what you get for letting your country become a muslim majority.
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>>129075448
Go with Eddy, its memorable and likable.
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*Puts on Indian accent*
>Halloo Sar, my naame is Jooorje and Ai am froom Telstra"
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>>129111106
Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI
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>>129073585
Our names don't mean shit here. If you want it to mean "leader" then pick "Leader"
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