Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 4th edition

>>129069086
Yall runnin with the crazy crowd yet?

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>mfw he still won't resign after tonight

>>129069086
like this pic

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Just got back. Any early rumours of results/turnout?

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reminder

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This is what Labour voters really believe.

This thread was posted first

>>129069030

>>129069030

You know the rules.

If you don't respect rules and fair play, you're a Paki.

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Name a better Bond theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7__rt0hRm8s

>>129069086

getting excited

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kysDz7rRcdM

***** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

>>129069433
THE RULES ARE NOT TO FUCKING POST THEM AT 220 POSTS CUNT

WE'RE IN HERE

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069433
why do you keep doing it?

>>129068118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_C0Q-D2yMc

>>129069425
>Terrorist Club
called mosques darling

>text her "hey"
>no response for 10 days
>text her "hey, how are you?"
>no response for 4 days now

whaat do lads.

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reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>129069433
Cunt

>>129069522
This

>>129069539
No

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rreeeeeeeeeeee

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>>129069463
View to a Kill

>>129069522
Not my thread, mate, but you also have been posting them at inappropriate times.

There isn't a single creater of Brit/pol/ threads, stop getting upset when you're not the OP. It doesn't matter.

>>129069522
It was posted at 270 30 seconds before yours you spastic

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>anonymongs embarassing britain
Rightly so makes the threads just like when London was burning

>>129069656
take the hint

>can't even escape Trump/Comey bullshit on BBC less than an hour before election coverage
annex us again dad

>>129069656
stop

>>129069425
>The MORE BENEFITS, NATIONALISE EVERYTHING, MORE SPENDING party accuses others of lacking nuance

>>129069656
Your mistake was sending the second text. Leave it. Send nothing else.

>>129069433
fuck off

>>129069433
he's been saying for days he will do the threads for tonight, let it go

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>>129069086

Rate my Labour candidate lads

>>129069764
Would you post in a thread posted at 220?

anything on the telly?

>>129069656
stop pining for attention, she isn't interested, delete the number

>>129069714
Autugal

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BBC had Dimbles and Vine but Sky looks more polished and comfy

For everyone who has a poor internet and/or dont want to watch livestreams but wanna see the results comming in

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

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>>129069064
>favorite bond song
I've always liked this one.
https://youtu.be/VJvfXKza7OU

Convinced the gf to vote lib instead of lab in our tory marginal.
I hope it was worth it

>>129069490
>even bothering to vote in a 75% blue county
you'll need a cold winter to kill off the old tribal tories in humberside

>>129069829
hard to care what some egotripfag thinks he's gonna do when they're all filtered

>>129069873
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6cMYsKMx6XicFcFm7mTsmA

This is live

38 minutes until exit polls

>>129069720
Probably the best.

>>129069829
There isn't an official creator of Brit/pol/ threads, mate, anyone can make them.

Stick to the tripfaggots threads from now on to maintain continuity and avoid shitting up the catalog

imagine still voting

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>>129070000
>mfw

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>>129069433

Fuck off, mate.

If someone identifiable is willing to constantly post threads on a night when threads are moving fast - THUS REMOVING THE POSSIBILITY OF THREAD CONFUSION IF EVERYONE JUST WAITS FOR THOSE THREADS - why are you starting your own, you loopy aspie cunt?

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>the absolute state of these thread splitters

Funny how it only really happens on /pol/

>>129070046
a lot less hassle and splitting when one person is going to do it

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Post who got your vote lads

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>>129070000
Blairites back in control of Labour soon.

>>129069463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgFtQPgHyek
a shame it's for such a meh film

38 minuets before the exit polls here the satire show is probably aired at that point

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IF HE'S GOING TO DO IT CONSISTENTLY ALL NIGHT THEN LET THE NAMEFAG MAKE THE THREAD

NOBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT THE OP AND WE'RE MOVING SO FAST WE'LL HAVE HUNDREDS OF THREADS

I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT AND IT WORKS FOR THE WORLD CUP THREADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgeydrPdHbo

>tfw no Rimmer posting silly frog pictures or Babs pinups

Feels bad man ;_;

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>>129070253

>>129070153
>>129070196
Well, I will be respecting rules of fair play, I will be posting in the thread that is posted first like we always have done.

Sorry you don't have British values.

Couldn't bring myself to vote for jihadi jezza so just abstaining lol

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RIGHTLY SO IS THE ONLY PERSON TO MAKE

THREADS FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING!

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/nJBvsiEMGVc?t=1m16s

Need to have a shower before the coverage starts but my legs are tired.

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Any early exit polls lads?

Is the dogs at polling stations meme designed to keep away Muslims?

Best election models/trackers to follow tonight?

Also who the FUCK are you following on twitter

>>129069402
id rather eat my own hands and feet

>>129070379

You do that, lad. Feel free not to come onto the tripthread to shill it, mind.

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>come here for pretty much the first time to see what your thoughts are on the most important election for years
>it's all just autists arguing over who makes the fucking threads
Are you lot always like this?

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>>129070474

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>Sky news reporter starting to talk about how he got locked in the toilett
What the fuck was that?

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>>129070253

>>129070489
Look in the OP, there is a link to the guardian one which will probably be quite good if the US election is anything to go by.

>>129070543
Yes

>>129070338

Rightly So is WILLY™ certified for Authenticity and Quality and Reliabilty 2bh

>>129070379
Triplord Rightly so is doing us a solid tonight. Stop splitting the thread to satisfy your thirst for (You)s, cunt.

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Feel too comfortably confident of a Tory majority, having a last-minute panic

Is this the election we lose?

>>129070293
https://youtu.be/CsxXfxRaI38

Is this the most underrated Moore movie?

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>still not voted yet

Should i do it?

>>129070588
I'd poo in her loo

>>129070583

It was weird as fuck.

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Best of luck on the vote lads.
t. half-english half-german burger

>>129070666
Yes

Who /irrationallynervousasfuck/ here?

>>129070543

No.

One lad has been making the threads all day - it's a good sensible system. Then some 14yo comes on and starts acting the cunt.

>>129070489
@A_Liberty_Rebel

>>129070666
Yes

>>129070543
it's just one autist being mad because the tripfag has been making the threads all day
just ignore it

Where are the meme streams?!

>>129070458
No such thing

>>129070722
I'm feeling really tight in my chest and very stressed, not sure if it is related to the election though.

>tune into channel 4s alternative show
>some fat lesbian hands the host a dog shit in a bag

Jesus I had no idea channel 4 had got this bad

>>129070543
Welcome to brit/pol/.

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Exit poll in 30 minutes?

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>>129069893
rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee

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Here to SNP losing seats

>>129070696
and then that other monotone journalist started talking about how they were in working order
what is going on over at Sky News?

whats the results of the fake exit polls in your faimily's whatsap?

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Its over lads

https://twitter.com/mojos55/status/872808810192273410

>>129070660
Yes. Plus Melina is a complete QT.

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>>129070722

/here/

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ANIME

>>129070666
Yes, do it now.

>>129070809
faggit

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>>129070623
This

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Would Nicolas Sturgeon actually form a coalition with Corbatchev?

>>129070635
Rightly So, in this case, is the thread splitter.

Use the thread that is posted first and there will be no thread splitting, it's simple really.

>>129070666
Yes

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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lads i've been up since 6am and fuck me am i tired. I've got tomorrow booked off but dont know if i can make it all night.

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>>129070840
Yes!

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>>129069086
sky news reporter got locked in the toilets. KEK

>>129070883

Yes in a heartbeat
She has even said so

>>129070809
Fucking mad butterflies in my stomach, been gradually getting worse for the last hour or so

>>129070809
You're going to have a heart attack

>>129070792
I got Sargon

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6cMYsKMx6XicFcFm7mTsmA

Was hoping Jim would do one but it doesn't look like it

>>129070880

Kek

>>129070809
I'm stressed. Hasn't anything happened since I last on about two hours ago?
Also, keep making the threads. Those cunts will keep splitting them if not.

so, iplayer or go tv?
iplayer usually 1min behind desu

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>tfw got my vote rejected because I shouted 'UKIP' as I put an X in the box

>>129070859

>Qriously

ah yes they were only 15% off on the Turkish referendum

>>129070955
What are the odds for a communist victory today?

>>129070929

Set an alarm and sleep until 2am

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rrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>129070845

>>129070936

Kek @ that pic

>>129070892
The thread splitter at 200 posts will always be first post proving that "rule" to be total shite

I sperged out today. Labour voters going round asking people if they voted, I autistically tried to outmanoeuvre them but they caught me outside morrisons. This isn't even the bad part, but they asked if I voted and I said yes, they said who for and I said labour, and tried to fit in and in some rapid aspie decision went "c-come on corbyn!" which got some awkward laughs. As they walked away I got really angry for them purposefully pursuing me, and a bit too soon went "fuck you fucking liberal faggots UKIP all the way" which would have only been a temporary slip, but then I realised we were outside the morrisons exit and I couldn't get away, so they came up to yell at me in front of the whole street. I couldn't think of what to do and just ran away growling, and sprinted up the road which was super flat and long so everyone saw me hobble away for ages down the street. Everyone saw.

>>129070967
better to listen to brits talk about it lets be honest
styx during your election was pretty good

>>129070859
source faggot

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Ready for a comfy night of results, lads?

>>129070892
Fuck off. Its been decided all week that he's making the thread tonight.

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Want my exit poll fucking JUST.

>>129071031

Low, probably 15%

>>129069239
BASED CORBYN

>>129069656
NEVER double text someone you're wanting to be fuck

>>129070965
I've felt like this before, sometimes the breathing exercises help.

is sky making the live counting cams public again like they did in 2015? I can't find them anywhere on their website

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>>129070861
She's still a qt.

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Rumours in CCHQ that Roger Helmer has taken Newark

>>129070967
Sargon of Mossad

>>129070958
Just woke up from a nap with a painful terror that Jezza heads a coalition government

Before I slept I was 95% sure of a massive Tory majority

Sticky so the foriengers fuck off when?

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29 FUCKING MINUTES


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Exit polls

>LAB 43
>CON 38
>LIB 7
>UKIP 5
>OTHER 7

What do you do?

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Not that bad for 38, to be fair.

I miss Nige...

I never thought I'd look back on 2015 so fondly, but it was good, there was a villain, a hero, and various Bethesda NPCs with wooden faces and cardboard personalities.

>>129071000
both unless we're streaming on a comfystream

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>>129070543
no someone wants the glory of starting the thread for some reason

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>>129070253
>Voted against gay having equal rights
>Solid Brexiteer
>Voted against laws to promote equality and human rights
>Votes against dolescum
>Wants less immigration

Not bad at all for a Tory

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>>129071172

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>>129070930
GET HYPE

>>129071220

move to Japan and be a gaijin

>>129071149
Dammit I wanted chaos

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>>129071119

>>129071119
top wew

>>129070892
I'll stick to his threads thanks, otherwise this autistic race to be the OP will continue all night. New threads are being shilled prematurely.

>>129071142
I don't remember agreeing to it, mate.

I will use the thread that is posted first.

>>129071119

It's considered bad manners to ask someone how they voted. You would have been fine telling them you weren't going to say.

>>129071220
get bennies

>>129071220
actually neck myself

>>129071220
Head straight to the gulag, don't want the best spots taken.

>>129071123
Nothing will ever compare to metokur's live stream on election night...Go back and skim through it if you missed it...Its gold

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>>129071096
I made this one for later on

>>129071327
You don't see that encourages people to post them too early, like at 250 posts?

>>129070892

Tripfags are only good for one thing: making special threads.

Don't know whats happened to the rest of them, but it seems Rightly So is the only one not to have killed themselves this year.

>>129071172

Gordon Bennett, the things i'd do to that bit of fluff

>>129070892
Are you the same twat that tried splitting Question Time threads a few months ago?

Good way to watch BBC on phone? call me retarded but Iam not able to flip catchuptv horizontally.

>>129071398
Saved.

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Lads I cant stop thinking about Liz
I would totally smash her arsehole in if you know what I mean

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>>129071275
Hype!

>>129071327
>I will use the thread that is posted first.

So go do that and shut the fuck up about it in these threads. No one cares and everyone is just going to use these threads.

god im so horny off for a cheeky wank lads

>>129071220
Bury gold.

Really hope Corbyn wins just for the shitposting. Fucked anyways I suppose.

>>129069656
If you want responses in the first place don't text generic greetings that force her to think of a topic of conversation and that someone who doesn't know her could have sent.

Your text should imply that something in your normal, fulfilling life reminded you of her so you text her on a whim.

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>>129071455

Looking for a referendum night video where our Nige is being patted on the back as he moves through the crowd either before or after his victory speech. He's practically crying and a woman asks him a question. Help me lads

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>>129071370
PENNIES FOR BENNIES

>>129071220
BASED
Stay here, get a job, get wife, make British kids and live happily ever after.

>>129071352
I always say 'That's between the ballot box and I' then I ask them how they voted.

https://twitter.com/benatipsosmori/status/872912699864358912

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I love anime and Blairism to be honest.

>>129071133
what was she doing?

>>129070845
>those eyes
She is cock daft. I wonder if her dad knows

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>>129071220
SOJUZ NERUSHIMIY RESPUBLIK SOBOTNIKH
SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAIA BRITS

>>129071455
have fun mate
nigella lawson would be a cheeky one

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>>129071466

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>>129071327
That's because you've decided to stroll on here for one night and then fuck off again. Threads will be going at 10 minutes each. One person makes them=no thread splitting. Fuck sake.

>>129071172
Newark will make Raqqah look like candyland

Friendly reminder that nothing can reverse the demographic shift in this country, nor can anything rescue our failing economy, nor can it recover our military power.

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>>129071530
>make British kids

going to Tescos lads, anyone want anything?

>aldershot is my constientuncy
>conservatives and ukip members outside voting hall
>2015 was 50% Conservative

Why are the Gurkhas so fucking based?

>>129071224
>those teeth

she british right?

>>129071553
NO. HE COULDN'T HAVE, THE INTERESTING THING IS SHE HAS TAKEN EVERY SEAT. YOU'LL SEE.

lads will we be able to see the results from the constituencies that were polled in the exit poll or will it literally be a headline figure?

>>129071553

brb looking at flights to the US

>>129071671

4 pack of stella lad, pint can mind

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I was accosted by two Liberal activists on the way to the polling station

>Have you voted yet??!!
>Oh, I'm on my way right now
>Good, Liberal Democrats???
>Uh, no probably not
>Oh - why not?
>I, uh, voted Leave
>Oh dear!! So young!!

>>129071570
Doing a poo

>>129071220
Time to...

COMMIE UP, SLAUT!

>>129071220
Hide money under my floorboards and move somewhere else when I've saved enough

>>129071671
Get me a bottle of brandy

Will be celebrating or washing my sorrows away with it in a few hours

>>129071671

Tampons and a bottle of vodka lad

FUCKING HELL I VOTED FOR THE GREEN PARTY JUST FOR THE BATNZ

>>129071437
Watch on desktop site?

>>129069463
top lad right here

>>129071671
Cornetto

>>129071671
A gf.

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>>129071119
It's alright lad. I pulled a cabinet onto myself today and got showered with model rail accessories. People saw.

>>129071671

12 McEwans

>>129071524
Pls respond

>>129071837
MAD

>>129071671
it's just "Tesco" lad

Who /a little nervous ngl tbqh/ here

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>tfw having a wank in the garden and you hear your neighbours back door open

>>129069425
(((them))) vs """them""" on the gaza strip

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>>129071880
They don't sell gfs

Believe me, I've looked

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>>129071785
>"a y-young man like that m-must have been brainwashed to vote l-l-leave"

don't forget your >yougov 's at 10pm lads

Top tier Bond theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsxXfxRaI38

Scotish fag living in Spain reporting here.

Voted for Corbyn.

>dogs at polling staions

you just know it's the labour supporters

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>live in a LAB/CON swing seat
>just realised I ticked the wrong box and voted for Labour

WHY WON'T YOU REALIZE THAT ELECTING CORBYN WOULD BE THE CLOSEST TO MOSLEY YOU COULD EVER GET

>>129071984
shit meme

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Posting Skyfus until the results start.

The (relatively) new Scottish bird that does the sport is a cracking big bottle of sauce.

Who /apathetic/ here?

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>>129070660
Way ahead of you.

>>129071671

A pecan plait and a Jimmys iced coffee.

>>129071671
a reason to get up in the morning

>>129071220
sit back and watch the chaos of the Tories knifing each other like the post-Cameron period and Corbyn going full Stalin and purging any recalcitrant Blairites from the party

>tfw I voted UKIP

Did it really fast. Was in and out in like 10 seconds.

Now I'm anxious that I ticked the wrong fucking box. FFS

>>129071671
You sure can tell when Reddit is here.

what is this election for

>>129070658

Don't fall for the memes, mummy WILL prevail

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>>129071837
I did that once....ONCE

>>129072139
Apathy is death.

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KILL THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM

>>129071472
care to give an example of something good?

>>129072139
I try to persuade my self I'm not to make it more exciting.

Cheesy Bond best Bond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBncb56Z_xI

Sky news just rick rolled me

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>>129072088
There's no going back now.

Voted Tory lads

>>129072095

Don't be a negative nancy anon

>>129072083
Q doesn't even show up in this one.

I voted for Labour

>>129072196
The whole of our version of Congress

>>129072183
if you're in a tory safe seat, it's the right choice

>>129072196
We're voting for Bongmaster, the guy who rings Big Ben basically.

>>129072196
Nothing, it's just a bit of a laugh we're having

>>129071570
Playing Twister.

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>more likely that May will have resigned tomorrow than Corbyn who will cling on unless it's an absolute battering

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(((they))) know Corbyn has a chance

GBPUSD plummeting

>>129069656

What the other anons said. Shes not interested, leave it out m8.

if she wanted your benis she would have replied much faster

>>129072196
I think its a author thing.....? Definitely something about harry potter if my twitter is anything to go by

>>129071671
Original Spiced Gold and some cashews

>>129072089
Mosley wanted a European government and standing army. Its a bit late now.

Sorry for posting it this early, but you know why I have to.
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>>129072296
holy shit i hope the globalists don't win

>>129072196
We either elect a centre right economic candidate who has pledged to take us out of the EU and cut immigration, or a literal fucking commie who wants to put a marxist in charge of the economy

Wish us luck

Anyone watching DIY SOS? Why does this guy have so many retarded children?

WHY IS IPLAYER SO FUCKING FAR BEHINDREEEE

>>129072341
Fuck sake, my bongs are already worth fuck all over here

>>129072386
Are you fucking retarded

>>129072061
I bet you did.

>>129071671
2l of Dr Pepper and a pack of YumYums, cheers lad!

>>129072187
Fuck me, pot kettle black tripfag

Vote Rick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

What's the buzz from journalists in the (((know)))? Seen that cunt james forsyth tweeting that conservatives are getting more nervous

i'm scared lads

NEW THREAD

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>>129072386

You don't have to. I think most people are sticking to your threads anyway.

>>129072341
>down 20pips
>plummeting
Wait until its closed, kid
Shorting for 200+

>>129072341
>from 1.29 to 1.29
wow

iplayer/stream watchers are everything wrong with this general.
nobody gives a fuck about your useless meming about something that occurred 5 minutes ago.

>>129072234
Islam is for queers

No mod sticky?

>>129072568
What's your damage?

>>129070666

Yes

>>129072568

fuck off

>>129072568
LOL WHAT THE FUCK MAN
this is why your country let labour win

>>129071172
I know you're joking but he's not standing in newark

>>129069402
he wants to let in 50k syrian refugees, he can fuck off

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>>129072568
Fuck off cunt!

>>129071671
a carton of yazoo chocolate milkshake, please.

£20 on Labour to get under 200 seats

>>129072386
USE THE TRIPFAGS THREAD!

RIGHTLY SO'S THREADS ARE THE OFFICIAL ELECTION NIGHT THREADS.

IGNORE THE THREAD SPLITTING SHILL!

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>tfw voted for an independent

My Mum just told me there is a large police presence outside of Friars Bridge Court in London apparently the staff working in the Southeastern Trains offices can't leave their offices anyone have any idea why?

>>129069845
Deepthroat and rape lad

NEW THREAD

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>>129072436
Adoption

>>129070867

Satania is a besto

>>129072266

>Man literally turns into a balloon

What the fuck were they thinking? Did they realise they were going to create one of the finest moments in British history? Truly divine inspirition from the memes.

>>129072411
If the globalists win, every once in a while a Paki gets to ring the dingaling, but they don't have British values so they make the bong wrong, we have to get UKIP in power so they can prevent the left wing dingaling ring wrong bong

>>129072101
Sky News has the best clunge.

>>129069463
next Bond after Craig retires will be shitskin or Black

screencap this

Hey Guys .. I just talked with So30 , they dont want me .. as May has won last 2 weeks ago !
I told them I Grassed you lot up .. logs an IPs ..
They had them there as was a guy last june named who asked Money first /not get paedos ! I got told we all getting busted an this place shut ok ..
sorry Guys .. :( we going jail ..:( If you go Manchester Prison , I been a few times I will take care ..ok

>>129072088

Wew lad

>>129073124
Will probably be Idris Elba

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>>129069425
how can any Brit watch, The Jihadist Next Door, and not come to the conclusion these people need to be deported from the UK and Islam has nothing to do with it.

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>>129072088
How?
Don't worry. Those digits mean Kek will make it ok. You're just remembering wrong.

>>129072341
Why does it always fall during elections but never rise?
makes me think

>>129069086
BBC radio 4 is the comfiest way to follow the election - get in here lads - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_fourfm

>>129070809
You've been spending too much time around burgers. Our freedom is clogging your namby-pamby bong arteries.

i wish i was a disabled retard so DIY SOS would build me a new house

>>129069425
>it's (((complex)))
when will this meme argument die

>>129072227
that man is an Israeli actor, seen in many images

>>129073444
witnessed

>>129073444
Praise kek!