Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 3rd edition

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Look HERE you labour scum

Britin is for the BRITISH AND WE WILL FUCKING FIGHT TO the last man to protect HER MAJESTIE

*drops mic*

Rule Britannia CUNTS I'm out...

>>129066732
>creating a new thread when there is one up with 200 replies
You are so fucking stupid.
>>129060628
>>129060628
>>129060628

I just want tears.

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COME THE FUCK ON

Sky news is now doing election night.

Finished work at 7, went to the pub with my colleagues and voted when I got back home.

Tory Reich time soon lads.

Thread splitting is getting on my tits.

I think we should JOIN THE FIRST NEW THREAD POSTED ONCE THE CURRENT THREAD PASSES 300 POSTS. Agreed?

because I want to repost
1. From Russia With Love
2. Dr No.
3. Goldfinger
4. Thunderball
5. A View to a Kill
6. Licence to Kill
7. Casino Royale
8. Living Daylights
9. Tomorrow Never Dies
10. Spy Who Loved Me
11-26. rest

>>129066899
You'll get them

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how do we bring back national socialism into the mainstream lads?

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Vote May she's a friend of Israel

>>129067054
Die Another Day was the last true Bond film that didn't take it's self too seriously.

>>129066899
Guaranteed either way.

If you voted for anyone besides UKIP you are not British.

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Genuinely swithering on whether to go with coffee or go get a slab of tinnies. Tesco express is less than two minutes in the car.

McEwans lad has planted the seed.

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Kaya

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Hi op

LORD BUCKETHEAD INCOMING

>>129067210
rare?

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Watching Channel 4 coverage of Election

Took all of 30 seconds to see a woman in a hijab

Paxman is such a smug asshole

>>129066732

>Lord Buckethead mentioned

>>129067142
>Corbyn
>Anti-EU so nationalist
>Pro-seizing the means of production so socialist

Vote Labour.

Will I get v& for listening to Moonman on YouTube when May wins?

>>129067246
She made my dingle hard a lot in Skins.

>>129067081
>>129067187
Good

>>129067049

With fast threads, shit's easier if there's one lad making them and you know just to wait for him to make another.

>>129067165
I hated Spectre and Skyfall in all honesty because it tried to be a mix of The Connery serious stuff and Moore 'plucky brit lands on his feet' stuff. Both are great separately

>>129067210
I couldn't vote for them.

I'm stuck between a deal with the devil to protect the internet, or a chance of keeping you know what out.

>>129067231
go hard or go home

well you're already home, so go outside, or something.

>>129067276
channel 4 is the cuck channel, avoid it

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>>129067270
have a rare one

Hey guys I just got back from the polling station here in the UK and it doesn't look good for May...

Everyone in line was wearing Corbyn hats and Corbyn t-shirts and I even witnessed two May voters standing in line trash talk two remain voters within the span about 5 minutes. Luckily a gang of about 10 of us overheard it so we beat the shit out of them before they could vote and they high tailed it out of there.

We have assigned a couple of big guys to stand around and make sure they don't come back but overall everything looks good for Corbyn.

>less than an hour

Ooooh hee hee

>>129067210
>Jersey

You're basically French Lite.

bet Emily Blunt has got a beautiful innie cunt
perfect

>>129067309
>a cultural marxist
hmm

>>129067350
I've been joining Rightly So's threads since he's been the one making them.

What channel should I watch for the exit polls?

>>129067386
cheers, saved

I love the fuzzy pre-results feeling. Mixture of nerves and excitement. >>129067398

>>129067415
emily cunt

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

>>129067231
I have 2 bags of coke and a bottle of vodka to power through tonight

Man the fuck up and get the beers in

friendly reminder to filter all British flags thanks and good luck

>>129067210
/pol/lacks should flood Jersey and set up /pol/ colony

>>129066732
TORIES OUT

Oy vey, people are actually exercising their right to vote! Just turn them away.

>>129067415
>Emily Blunt

I bet her vag has taken a proper battering from wog meat.

How many fucking threads, MODS STICKY ALREAD

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Exit polls are indicating that a new candidate have been surging throught the kingdom

He appears to be a "write-in" candidate by the name of

Jeb "Guac" Bush

SURGE

Would shag Kay Burley.
She would probably have that face like a smacked arse thoughout

>https://twitter.com/MrLudgate/status/872754830334464000

Leaked results, Labour landslide!

>>129067380
I remember when channel 4 showed porn late night, like Naked Werewolf Woman.

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>>129066888
Dose trips. But dat Emily pic doe.

>>129067391
>two remain voters

At least properly update your EU ref copypasta before posting.

>>129067231
it shoulde be mandatory to drink on election night to celebrate we live in a democracy and can vote regardless who wins

>>129067502
>26% Labour
Is this just people taking the piss?

>>129067246
Her voice is nice

>>129067399
Norman not French.

I can feel the blood of Guillaume in my veins.

>>129067309

Socialism is seizing the fruits of production, kiddo.

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>>129067544
look at that jizz seeping out of owens pockets

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Are the Munchy Box Massive in the house?

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>>129067545
She's had at least one kid out of it.

>>129067616
Proxies

>>129067355
Skyfall was fine but Spectre was disappointing. Still Mendes made both film look great. Deakins did an amazing job with Skyfall.

>>129067554
The Queen will cuck him and refuse to let him form a government. Such is the life of Jeb!

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REMINDER:

ANDREW NEIL WILL BE PART OF ELECTION COVERAGE ON BBC TONIGHT.

Just got done voting for Based Mummy

Are there actually Labour voters here or are they just memeing?

>>129066888
Mods really need to start banning for this kind of autism.

>>129067681
reminder that NOTHING tastes as good as being skinny feels

>fighting over threads
this is it lads.
the rest of the night.

lads
when you reckon trannys will adopt the burka?
they'll have to lower the eye slit onto the neck region for Adam's apple guesswork

>>129066867
Are you a 14 year old?

>>129067309
>nazism is "seizing the means of production" socialism
nah

>>129067544

THE ABSOLUTE STATE of some of those.


tfw their in your generation.

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BBC link for Burgers pls? I know we've got an hour to go but I'd like to be ready.

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Something has to be done about these tripfags splitting threads because they're so desperate for attention.

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I work in a bank and voted Tory, I have loads of student friends my age (21) who are in huge debt.

On a scale of 1-10 how angry are they going to be when I tell them my vote?

Results when?

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Do you miss him Brits?

>>129067616
redditors probably

>>129067693
>Deakins did an amazing job with Skyfall.
he went full meme, yeah

SUNDERLAND COUNTING CENTRE GEARING UP
SOON LADS SOON

>>129067544
Oh exploitable!

>>129067554
Ouuuu shiiit it was his plan all along. Now hes going to assasinate the queen and become the rightfull ruler of Britain.

What if Corbyn wins the election? Can the queen just say "fuck off I'm not letting you form a government"?

>>129067783
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

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WORKING TOMORROW FUCCK

>>129067701

ITV have a good lineup tonight; Alistair Campbell and Osborne, I think.

I'm still watching BBC but.

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Remembering last election exit polls

Did Ashdown ever eat that hat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_l7-l2XnsY

>>129067711
Didn't know chimps could have facebooks

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>>129067516
>>129067713
>>129067783
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>129067505
>doing coke
why it's literally meat tenderizer for the brain why wouldn't you just do amphetamines like a normal god damn person anon jfc

>>129067808
Not really

>>129067808
his house of commons banter was great, yes

Are you guys ready to seize the means of production?!

>>129067054
I liked the aesthetic of Casio Royale but they should have picked more sinister villains than a gay Frenchman and a greedy roastie.

My favorite is still The Living Daylights

>>129067210
>Jersey
>British

You're even weak willed cunts who let the Germans invade, for fucks sake. We only keep you around to piss of the French.

>>129067766
sticky soon

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52 minutes

are we winning guys?

>>129067808
Yeah

>>129067863
Thank you.

>>129067808
I miss his cheeky PMQ quips

>>129066732
Here from '/ptg/' / 'jhg' (Jew hate general for you uncivilized kikes), who is /ourguy/ in the election? What chance do they have?

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Starting to get jittery lads

i want the results already

>>129067783
this is what Im using https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>>129067879
I think someone made him a cake hat, not sure if he ate it.

>>129067544
Travelling around marginals in London, like shooting fish in a fucking barrel. Owen's such a Wolfie Smith.

>>129067723
You will find hidden labour voted here genuinely, the threat on the internet from the tories is serious and remember, this is 4chan.

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>>129067544
>Everyone missing Edwina Izzard at the front

>>129067851
If she wants to get decapitated by angry scousers yeah she can, but she wont

>>129067980
Our guy is UKIP, they're fucked

>>129067338
You'll get v& for typing 4chan in to the address bar.

In fact, you'll get v& based on your permanent internet record at GCHQ.
RIP lads, it was fun.

>>129067355
>I hated Spectre and Skyfall in all honesty because it tried to be a mix of The Connery serious stuff and Moore 'plucky brit lands on his feet' stuff.
Exactly this. Why won't mendes just fuck off? First 2 craig bonds are best 2 craig bonds.

>>129067142
Corbyn has the socialist part nailed.

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>>129067775
I'll shank your nan mate
*Sees flag*

Oh wait looks like Hitler got there first!

hahahaaahahaha faggot

>>129067879
Didn't he pussy out and eat one made of rice paper or something?

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Labour wins a majority, but Corbyn loses his seat

Who is Prime Minister?

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>>129067786

Just stick with the tripfag threads you silly twat and it removes any possibility of thread splitting.

Jesus.

>>129067627
>Norman
>Normandy
>France

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If Labour wins then the "working class" can get fucked. I swear this country hates success.

do we have a meme song for the thousand year tory reich like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

>>129067210
Based lad

>Captcha - Mark
Top kek

POST GOD-TIER TUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DuCIGvsbMA

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It's over.

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>>129067879
Gave us this great moment

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Reminder that stickies are cancer and attract all the casuals and spammers. We just need one dedicated anon making /Brit/ threads throughout the night so we can avoid thread splitting.

>>129067866

You didn't book tomorrow off so you could get shit faced and shit post? Amateur

>>129067987
Holy shit the nostalgia

>>129067932
Depends, are you willing to produce the means of seizure?

Take your trip off when posting the OP threads, Rightly So.

Keep the OP anonymous or I too will join in on the thread splitting.

>>129068068
they elect a new leader

>>129067711
Rod's great

Im genuinely going to be shook if the exit polls favour labour. I dont know how it could happen but who knows

It's all too fast and too many early threads, well done you fucking autist cunts, you've ruined it.

Enjoy your cancer when you finally get it, you fucking shittards.

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i spoiled my ballot (deliberately)

>>129067681

>Chinky munchy box

Where did you find this?

>>129067987
>this image

Lad :(

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Results when?

>>129067987
>Raven
>glue on hands
>basil brush
godtier

>>129068049
>First 2
>Quantum of Solace

What the fuck are you smoking?

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Why does /britpol/ rally against immigration from the EU so much?

We have an ageing population and more people claiming triple lock pensions than ever before, a good 70% of our welfare budget goes to boomer pensions or funding boomer healthcare (people like pic related).

Without migration we would not have the workers or tax income to pay for this, especially as people are living even longer.

So you stop migration great, how do you fund our old people? Should they give up their houses to the state? Come on answers UKIP cucks

>>129068068
John McDonnell probably. Would never happen though, if Labour can't win in the socialist republic of Islington they're fucked

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>>129068159
But we need a Prime minister immediately, who does the Queen appoint while the leadership contest goes on?

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Is our guy going to be okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epfm9JXOOVU&t

>>129067246
half brazillian, you re not so happy now

>>129067505
>>129067885

The coke in the UK has been garbage and getting worse for the last five or six years. It's like fucking washing powder these days. No euphoria. All it does is give you the jitters and help you drink for hours without getting pissed.

>>129067987
My Parents are Aliens was some good shit. I think it was the mum on the show that gave me a milf fetish throughout my early teens.

>>129067054
>casino royale in top 10
>Daniel Craig in top 10
I thought you Brits knew your bond?

>>129068223
exit poll in 50 bings

any results you hear before 2200 BST are lies

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>>129067808

Miss Miliband the most desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4ivIid12o

briit pol splitting like the uk will be in a couple of hours like pottery

>>129068178
This is normal, it happened around Brexit as well. If you don't like it then leave, it's not going to change for you.

>>129068223
Exit poll at 10, should give us an idea.

I've got plenty of material on Brexit and the general Labour vote, anyone have exploitable 'Corbyn saying stupid shit' pictures/screenshots?

>>129067948
Any jip from burgers about anglo women will meet the full force of my anglo women folder. Prepped and ready to defend our honour in between laughing at labour loss after labour loss.

so im an outsider.who is who? may labour?

>>129068304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC8dWWImNzU

>>129067778
chick in the beanie looks a bit of alright.

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>>129066732
You will benefit greatly from sharia law.

>>129067544
owww bless
look at that wee boy & weathered dragqueen
diversity is our strength

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>>129067681
Why do we not have these in England? WHY?

>>129068064

I fucking hate kids.

>>129068049
Quantum of Solace was fucking cancer.

>>129068362
kek

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>>129066732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJBvsiEMGVc
STRONG AND STAAABLE~

>>129068376
Get out

>>129068376
May = Conservative (also called the Tories)
Corbyn = Labour

Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,

And the great Benn illuminated our path,

We were raised by Corbyn to be true to the people,

To labour and heroic deeds he inspired us!

Lads, sister asked me if I voted Tory, said yes

She responded with:
>Oh god Anon why
>WHHYYYYYY

Would like to say because Corbyn is a cultural marxist and can't stand pretentious snooty champagne socialists and want to piss them off but also avoid family drama

How do respond?

>>129068219
A lot of places in Ayrshire region are doing this.

I tried it once, it was... average.
And it was from a place that I actually like in general.
Won't beat an Indian munchy box.

>Sunderland and Newcastle being autistic about counting again

kek

>>129068436
Nonce or terrorist?

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>>129068111

https://youtu.be/jrfm7y5nL30

>>129068368
very good lad, start posting now

>>129068261
Casino and Quantum were the first Craig ones

Approximate time for the Sunderland result to be announced? Watching Bridge on the River Kwai and I don't want to interrupt my viewing.

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>>129068323

>>129068376
May = Conservative
Corbyn = Labour

>>129068264
I dont care if boomers go hungry and die

>>129068457
"Corbyn's a dickhead"

>be britain
>2017
>spitroasted by mudslimes all day
>all night
>no longer great nation
>ruled by an old woman
>jooface.jpg
>perform elections
>ISLAM BTFO
>britain now has an wall around itself
>crusades 2.0

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>>129068386
>GLANG
>LANGA LANGA LANGA LANGA LANGA LANG
>NOOOOBODY DOOOOES IT BETTER
>Bit of nipple

Fucking brilliant

>>129068489
11:30.

http://election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_by_time.php

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Rate my Labour candidate lads

STANDING

ON THE EDGE

>>129068264
lol look at this statist cuck

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I couldn't help it lads

I split the vote

For you, dear Nigel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzJgnrqRa6I

>>129068457
Speak the truth.

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tfw Sunderland goes blue

>>129067544

On the left side of the Karen Buck sign. Is that a male or female? It is wearing high heels but the face is a man.

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>>129068304
Casino Royale was a breath of fresh air after Die Another Day and World is Not Enough. Great film even if it has the origin of Bond a bit off

>>129067485
1 for Laura and Emily. If they don't get much airtime I'll watch 4

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mum bought cream slices. how do i eat this without making an absolute mess of it?

>>129067505
>I have 2 bags of coke
>2 bags
Get a new dealer, that is some duff gear

>>129068457
Rape her.

>>129068436
fuck off. i hve right to not know about it
>>129068452
thanks

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Sky have started their coverage.

http://news.sky.com/watch-live

>>129068279
Can't wait for his reaction

>>129068542
Fucking hell. 8/10.

>>129068486
Yes and Quantum is terrible.

>>129068457
Say "ay gurl, I'll suck your gooch if you keep quiet about the vote eh?"

>>129068457
I agree with your QT sister. Everything you just said about Corbyn applies to the """conservative""" party as well. At least Corbyn doesn't pretend to be a traditional party.

>text her "hey"
>no response for 10 days
>text her "hey, how are you?"
>no response for 4 days now

whaat do lads.

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>DIY S.O.S on BBC1

Tommy may wank in the garden

but Nick wanks in the house

>>129068542
Would harvest turnips for.

>>129068623
And?

We have Mock The Week to come first

>>129067872

>Alistair Campbell and Osborne
>good

hah, yeah, no

>>129068118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfADf-PvhKY

>>129067142
"the right will never connect when the left controls the means of their communication" -me

>>129068457
"Because the only good commie is a dead one."

Give that bitch a lesson in freedom.

>>129068541
Cheers lad, just enough time for the film to finsh

>>129068542
5/10

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>>129068261

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>>129068561
>That video and music

C-Come back to us Nigel

>>129068457
"Because Corbyn can't into economics"

>>129068623
the totty on sky news cannot be beaten

>>129068579
I had some of those the other day. I think you're meant to split them. I bit into it and all the filling just went sideways.

>>129068641
are you rating tooth size?

>>129068096

The weak and stupid put huge effort into avoiding success and sabotaging others.

>>129068457
>"I am low-IQ and got tricked by (((globalist media))) pls don't bully me sis

>>129068457
Dont be a sad faggot and stand your ground and tell her the truth.

>>129068489

Sky just said their record was 10:48

>>129068270
anyone likely to have the confidence of the House.

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>Stocked up on a shitload of beer.
>No snacks
For fuck's sake.
Gonna have to nip to the Sainsburys, at least I can have a look at the polling station on the way.

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done a cheeky one lads

>all this talk about staying up through the night

You guys realise this is over at 22:00, right?

>>129068558
So you're a statist for being against your nans house being given to the government

nice

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>>129068671
May will kill DIY S.O.S. if she wins because she will gut the BBC even harder.

What do?

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>>129068623
I fap to her every morning before work.

Threadly reminder to

IGNORE THE STICKY
IGNORE FOREIGN POSTERS
IGNORE LABOUR SHILLS
IGNORE ANONYMONGS
IGNORE 1PBTID
AND
ONLY POST IN BRIT/POL/-CERTIFIED THREADS
ONLY READ BRIT/POL/-APPROVED TRIPSTAR POSTS
ONLY DRINK BRITISH-BREWED BEER

>>129068264

>We have some old people so we should flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we flood the country with people to pay for them until they themselves get old so we

and so on

>>129068682
>Watching Mock the Week

HAHAHAHAHA

>>129068279
is this the most alpha kid in Britain?

>>129068568
christ almighty that tweet is some amount of cringe

>>129068261
you need to think of them together as one large story how Bond learned to not give a complete shit about women

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RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee

>>129068808
>>129067757

>>129068671
They fucking BUILD houses for the families now? Fucking hell, didn't they just used to rip out the sink and splash some paint around?

>>129068264
Triple lock pensions are money tree madness. They get to keep a comfortable pay rise year on year on my paycheck no matter how the rest of the country is doing. I don't mind paying a pension for them, but they are taking the piss with that bullshit.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I LIVE IN LUTON, AND AM A WHITE MALE.
I LIVE AROUND A MUSLIM AREA (BURY PARK), AND WENT TO THE CORNER SHOP TODAY.

I BOUGHT MY SHIT, BUT THE GUY TRIED CHARGING ME 5P EXTRA FOR A BAG (HE LEGALLY CAN'T DO THAT AS YOU HAVE TO HAVE 200+ EMPLOYEES IN THE COMPANY)

I HAD MANY CRISPS, DRINKS, ETC. AND TOLD HIM THAT I WON'T PAY AS IT'S AGAINST THE LAW.

HE THEN SAID "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOP", I CALLED HIM A "PAKI CUNT" AND LEFT.

I'M SCARED SHITLESS NOW. HE HAS FAMILY THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL AND THEY'RE MUSLIM THUGS, WHAT DO, THEY'RE IN DRUG DEALER GANGS AND THERE'S LIKE 8+ OF THEM...

>>129068565

It's going to be a shock result to be honest.

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45 MINUTES

>>129068368
i need ammo and promise not to shoot it all in the first thread

>>129067231
Got a bottle of Red Label Johnnie Walker once I've finished the Wainwrights. Get some ale lad and put some hair on your balls

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>>129068542

Your Labour candidate is Nami Oh?

>>129068817
You've never done this before, have you?

>>129068821
noice photo mate

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>>129068817
of course

im waiting til 2201 then going straight to bed la

>>129068862
devias ta reconquistando angola

>my friends all voting labour because they're doing meme degrees and don't want to pay for it

how do i tell them all to off themselves??

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>>129068815
MADMAN

>>129068296
Me too

>>129068817
its pretty interesting watching individual constituency results come in

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>>129068579
You cant lad, only elderly ladies can.

For the rest, it's impossible. Cream gets squeezed out and all over you plus sticky fingers from the soft icing.

>>129068819
You're a statist for believing that it is the job of the state to support everyone.

>>129068457
You are on the wrong side of history faggot. The red tide in inevitable. Your sister has seen the light.

>>129068815
There are actual brummies on britpol, fucking hell. feel dirty now

>>129068885
Can't get much skinnier than me m8, there's no way in hell that I'm going without snacks tonight though.

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>>129068568
So what's everybody's favourite Bond Song?

Mine's Goldeneye

>>129068817
Voting stops then, but the fun doesn't start til midnight when Sunderland and Newcastle are finishing their quickest counter spastic race

>>129068567

Eddie Izzard a comedian, got BTFO on Question Time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiPAVPz1k4

>>129068588
"Please rape my ass I'm a faggot"

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>>129068323

>>129068838
Yeah it works fine as a sequel to Casino but on its own Skyfall is much better.

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>>129068968
<3
Give back Maddie though

>>129069015
extremely accurate post

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>>129068623
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6cMYsKMx6XicFcFm7mTsmA

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>>129068720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EviHAI0GNPw

Who /reluctanttory/ here?

2010: UKIP
2015: UKIP
Councils: UKIP
EU: Leave
2017: Tory

Buttocks are still smooth and mind is still clear but I can't vote for a ded party. Feels sad desu.

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>>129068561
He's a fucking hero! I would love for him to get his old life back now, but he never will. He sacrificed everything for us, we should do well by him as much as we can!

>>129068993
>being friends with clown ass losers like these kids

>>129068457
Just tell her Corbyn doesn't understand how economics work.

>>129068912
He can charge, its just not enforced by law.

>Faisal Islam
>Islam

>>129068270
>we need a Prime minister immediately

Technically, we do not. The monarch reigns supreme and can command the armed forces directly, if required, in the absence of a Prime Minister.

>>129068457
now you know what the shy Tory vote is about. It's nothing new

This election has made me a bit nostalgic

tfw David Dimbleby will never announce another Blair landslide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JttnDggWb8

>>129068951
May, don't shoot Corbyn, don't be daft now.

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>>129069086

>>129069086

>>129069086

>>129069086
ELECTION EDITION

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

NEw

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>mfw someone says they voted Tory in a safe Tory seat

Is labour getting rid of all student debt or just new students

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>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069064

The World Is Not Enough.

>>129069064
On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6dBp0omcW4

>>129069064
A View to A Kill is the definitive best Bond theme.

>>129068457

"Because i care about our future too much to throw it away for a short term solution to our problems."

>>129068362
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

why won't they learn.

JUST LEARN YOU LITTLE MANLETS, LEARN YOUR PLACE

VOted for the Local Tory Paki lads

Kill me

Just got back from the polling station lads. A hundred college students spat on my as I hobbled through the crowd towards the queue and when I got there the ballot box had "Corbyn or else" written on it in blood (marker pen). I checked Tory but when I put my ballot in the box it spat it back out and Jeremy Corbyn himself climbed out of the box as if from nowhere and gave me the kicking of my life as the crowd cheered on. I left dismayed at the events that had transpired, so much so that I forgot to thank god emperor Corbyn for cleansing me with his Doc Martins. I arrived home only to find my house burned to the ground and Corbyn sitting on my wheelie bin. He muttered "don't do it again" into my ear as he passed me by and I just stammered "t-thank you" as I fell to me knees in tears preparing myself to sift through the debris.

By the way none of this actually happened.

>>129068121
Tbf at this point in the presidential election Trump had collapsed in the betting market

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>>129068912
fucking hell, where's your bottle lad?

pathetic

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>>129068118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5kq5-9Q4I4

Why the fuck are they talking about comy, I couldn't give a shit just tell me if Liberals got BTFO or not

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

>>129069030

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>>129069168
>>129069179
SHAMBLES

>>129068951
Oh shit May is turning terrorist.

Only degenerates didn't vote The Christian Party

election special

>>129069086

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