Go to http://political-generator.herokuapp.com/
and take a screenshot, ignore the button, then come here and post your result and argue in favor of the political ideology you got, regardless of how much you disagree with it.
>2017
>not inflating bitcoin in the name of the Pope
>>129061683
GAS THE WOMEN GENDER WAR NOW
We don't need to precise the primitivist part, tho
>Liberal Revolutionary Fascist
We need to overthrow the current government so we can give the undesirables an option to be gassed
more like we can make them choose how to get exterminated.
>post colonial entho-feminist
We need to end this idea that we need to spread equal rights to countries, as only our people can handle this idea.
>esoteric Afro-unionist
Literally Kangs?
should I report to a helicopter for a free ride?
>>129061298
hmmm
>>129063599
we wuz workers n sheit, *smokes weed*
>>129061298
>Post-Colonial Paleo-Platformist
>Crypto-Georgist
I covertly advocate for maximum simplification of the tax code
>literally me
WE WUZ THE FUTURE N SHEIT
sounds about right
FUCK
>Islamic Techno-Accelerationist
Muslims investing in science and technology hoping to make a discovery that makes the kuffar convert to Islam
>>129061683
crypto means that you hide your ideology
>>129061298
ONE PEOPLE!
ONE WORLD!
ONE GOVERNMENT!
Also mine some crypto-currencies you faggots.
>>129064670
you found /pol/, congrats.
>>129064800
Crypto-globalism literally just means the republican party, and the editors of the national review
>>129061298
Radical Crypto-Monarchist
I don't know where to start. It's radical, but also crypto. This seems self contradicting to me.
God bless the King? Or else. But secretly...
>>129065221
So basically you use radical subterfuge to establish a monarchy?
shoutout to our friends over in /sg/
>>129061298
my kind of ideology
>Progressive Traditionalist
kek
Humanity as a whole has become rotten to the core. It's has become untrustworthy, child-like and ,overall, self destructive.
Only few can save all.
Hand us the means, because we have trascended.
Give us your energy, because the people in position of power do not care for humans. They care for their own selfish interests.
Hand us the fire of human liberty. We will pass the torch once the fire has risen.
>>129065221
You are radically in favor of a crypto-Monarchy. There's a king, but no one knows it.
>>129065649
well meme'd gonzalez
>>129065649
>I apologize for all the typos. I didn't proof-read this.
>>129065658
This as opposed to "nationalism for all" aka nationalism as a basic principle. A national nationalist only advocates nationalism for his own nation, everyone else can get fucked.
Remind you of anyone?
/pol/ is a Christian board. Repent or die.
We must be free from the capitalism goym, we need a homeland for the chosen people were we can no longer be opressed by the CIS gendered gentiles.
>>129061298
Who would've thought...
>>129061298
Best get
>esoteric techno-thatcherite
Humans of the far future mistranslate "the Iron Lady" too literally and make a pseudoreligious robot army in the image of Margaret thatcher
>>129064743
You seem conflicted.
>>129066026
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>>129066478
How does this even work?
What was meant by this?
Jewish Paleo-Accelerationist
Oy vey!
So how does this work
>>129066740
Jews want to put natsocs into power so they ultimately nuke everyone back to bible times
>>129066366
>What is Dugin?
AYO
HOL UP
>>129066879
Bomb yourself in the name of empowering women?
>>129066879
It's the ideology of muslima robosexwives after the technocaliphate is vassalized and the waifus are granted AI rights
>>129064782
That's why he said it on an anymous image board.
rid thyself of your weak flesh and embrace the machine spirit
Wow, really makes you think
>>129067092
>>129067134
thanks for the explanation
Who else /infowars/ here
Really filtered my water
>>129067092
But you have to use an anti-matter android bomb.
>>129063404
You win.
What the fuck is going on here.
I'm stumped on this one
>>129065623
>Zionist
fuck
too real
>>129064743
Up with the working class, our nation and the King too.
>>129067691
That's one of the bourgeoisie that didn't get gulaged for approving of buttsex, Stalinists were nationalist once he committed to actually purging the Jewish Bolsheviks and winning the war
>>129061298
Queer Techno-Socialist. Am I hardcore now?
Kek
>progressive
>national
>globalist
>>129061298
>the worst possible Ideology
>>129068369
>progressive
>national
>globalist
Hello there Mr. Trump
Burn all trees.
Too lazy to shoop, Catholic Revolutionary Monarchist. Deus Vult, for the byzantine empire.
>>129061298
what the fuck
Doesn't this sound like something jewish?
>>129061298
>Libertarian Pan-Marxist
Yo we's mus' end da rule o' da capitalist crackers an' achieve uh classless an' racially uniform society governed by da black proletariat what 'chew trippin foo
This is me irl
this one is just contradictory
>>129068978
>A Jewish Afro-Transhumanist
fuck
>>129069105
Why? There were a bunch of historically.
>Conservative Pan-Transhumanist
What did I mean by this?
>>129061298
>http://political-generator.herokuapp.com/
Pan-Transhumanism
How the fuck did it guess
I believe in equal rights to all and a communal society of whites
Oyy vey goyim support Israel, you don't want to be racist like those evil Nazis?
>Islamic Orthodox Populist
Does that make an isis soldier?
>>129061298
Only through redistribution of the means of reproduction can all of the Prophet's faithful recieve 72 virgins inshallah
>>129069700
Clear your notifications and upgrade your phones OS ya goddamn commie.
https://www.nationstates.net/region=politically_incorrect
Plugging this region in here.
>>129069964
Redistribution of all the means of reproduction. 5 wifes for each man.
Of course, it fails, cuz there isnt enough women for all.
I'm not even really sure what this means..
>>129069105
>he doesn't know about china
>Christian Techno-Monarchist
Only by the grace of good a Ruler shall come that will lead a technological revolution like no other! WE WILL CONQUER THE STARS FOR GOD AND KING!
also purge all xenos and heretics
DEUS VULT!
>Post-Kemalist
"Hey guys now that we have this beautiful westernized country how about we elect a dictator?"
>>129071060
so sad but true
>>129061298
>KeK ?
>Let Daech/ISIS country be true.
>fill it with all left_lib-tards.
>watch it burn
LOOOOOOOOL
Oy vey, infidels.
>>129073026
Litterally Muhammad.
>Radical Orthodox Nationalist
Yessssssssssss
Im basically an Imperial Russian
For the Czar, faith and nation!
Down with the yids, progroms now!
Commie scum , the tsarist secret police js coming for ya!
Russia for Russians!
>Conservative National Populist
wow thats actually accurate for myself.
if jewish(globalism); delete
if jewish(capitalist); delete
if jewish(multiculturalism); delete
wtf
>>129068269
Lol gays deserve their own homeland
what
No argument required.
>>129061298
>San Francisco
>>129076310
oy vey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gncW1zqMFgs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gncW1zqMFgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gncW1zqMFgs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gncW1zqMFgs
>>129061298
little dicks in the butt for everyone
sorry, no condoms
>>129061298
yeah this one suits me
>>129061298
>Islamic Communal Accelerationist
Nice page
>Insurrectionary Paleo-Mutualist
listen - if we're going for a paleo insurrection with rocks and sticks, we gotta work together on it
>>129080264
hahaha
LETS FIND OUT
>>129080530
Anarcha-Unionist
Radical paleo-kemalist. Which party shoul I join?
>>129062432
Redundant
>>129061298
guys, help
>radical Catholic baathist
what
> tfw you are anti-machinery
How the fuck does this exist
>>129061298
>>129082973
Not just machinery but technology in general.
It's a legitimate concern. Read Ted's manifesto.
Fuck welfare, fuck coal unions, and fuck the argies.
>>129084731
WE WUZ FRANCO ND SHEEIT
>>129084878
>>129082973
It is pretty popular, even today. People cry out for all kinds of jobs to be saved and I would not put it past certain industries to restrict technology intentionally to maintain the status quo.
>>129082973
Unfortunately, most environmentalists are a good example.
>>129061298
Islamic Pan-Zionist
CYBORG NINJA NOW
>>129063681
>not castrating all men
Kill yourself nazi.
>>129063712
Love how progressive you are Sweden.
>>129062432
not good enough, some would say they are too "primitive"
>>129061298
What is this shit?
>Ricardian Crypto-Stalinist
where do I even begin.
fuck the bourgeoisie
This seems to be a contradictory combo.
Charities are communist organisations.
Oy Vey
>>129087117
Inshuh Allah brother, for the glory of muhammad (pbuh) we must declare jihad against carbon
>>129066363
underrated
>>129061298
lol? is this even possible?
A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
>>129061298
Well, th-this is me...
>Not embracing the natural roles of the sexes, by the will of God
>Having sex outside of marriage, and divorcing an eternal union ordained by the Almighty
>Not praying with your head between your knees in a closed room to block the physical senses and get closer to God
Disgusting
>>129090244
Sounded ridiculous at first, but I think this is actually a thing.
So just Jewish then?
>Progressive Techno-Zionist
BEEP BOOP BEEP SINAI BELONGS TO THE JEWS
>>129061298
>Conservative Avant Garde Fascist
sounds aight.
We wuz mathematicians
Praise God Almighty, fuck everyone else.
Fucking how would this even work?
>>129063712
Literally We Wuz Kangz: The Ideology
SHIEEEEET
>>129061298
>http://political-generator.herokuapp.com/
Post-Colonial Revolutionary Thatcherite
oh shit
>>129061298
>Bolshevik Anti-Capitalist
i dont need to do any arguing, capitalism will bring it's own end
>>129061298
Sort of ....but least I could get popular support for either opening Israel's borders or gassing the kikes outright and putting it on cable TV.
>>129061298
Good lord what now...
>Not supporting assad while also supporting chaos and being catholic
Trump isn't that bad desu
>Libertarian Avant Garde Mutualist
FUCKING BASED
>>129061298
>pic related
>file name related as well
>>129094870
That's easy, you're a Israeli Zionist
>Esoteric Pan-Traditionalist
This is actually me. I have done some weird stuff with world practices and stuff.
>National Globalist
Literally wut
>>129061298
I'm God Emperor.
>>129096473
Trump got a proxy.
Hmmmm...
>radical orthodox communist
kek
>>129064659
kek
Fuck... I can't even play along because I'm not retarded enough. Who's got a helicopter to throw me out of?
I have no idea what this is
>Wanting a classless AND raceless society
kek
>>129099919
You're basically the spanish inquisition
I win the game, boiz