brit/pol/ - Based mummy & are tories edition

Using this one even though the tripmutant got in first.

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Look HERE you labour scum

Britin is for the BRITISH AND WE WILL FUCKING FIGHT TO the last man to protect HER MAJESTIE

*drops mic*

Rule Britannia CUNTS I'm out...

***** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

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Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Aryan women's cries
Aryan children, big and small
Bomber Harris kills them all
Left, right, right, left
ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO flies across the land
After starting World War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Pole and Jew
He made a new one: World War Two
To sate his thirst for Aryan blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Dresden is devoid of cheer
Hans have fear; the ANGLO is here

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Lads, are we in for a high turnout? Seen lots of students and YUFF outside the polling station.

Are We looking at a higher turnout than 2015?

Pints on me remember!

For fucks sakes, keep your garbage to one thread client state

>Based mummy wants to destroy the internet, give you longer sentences for drawing cartoons of jews, let the police kick in your door whenever you say something antisemitic, and more ""intervention" to stop ""extremism""

How can brits be so blind? They're obviously going to use all of this against you.

>Voted LibDem because thought I was being a tacticool Labour voter
>Labour were 2k votes ahead of LibDem in 2015

Area voted remain so LibDems might still be 2nd (Tories were 20k ahead in 2015) but I sure feel like a
D U M D U M

>>129061290
These shills would literally welcome CCTV into their own homes for 24/7 monitoring if they thought they were getting one over on an immigrant

Muslim woman my mum works with had a mini-breakdown today because she can 'feel the animosity' since the latest terror attacks. Had to stop myself laughing lads

does anybody know if I will be able to watch te live election coverage on the bbc website or will they block it?

Currently says not available in country but i was able to watch the yank election live on the site.

>>129063044
Just google Watch BBC Online. Second or third link I think. BBC blocks foreign IPs from Iplayer.

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>>129062005

We'll fucking put up with anything to get one over on the paki immigrants and the rest of the cancerous multicult

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labour won't win but it will be good seeing how the media react to labour losing seats and calling ti a victory.

I'm not voting lads as i'm a true capitalist.
I'm not voting unless i get paid.

>tfw considering filtering Yank flags

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COME ON SON

Anyone hear anything regarding turnout figures?

>>129063044
>>129063136
Stop stealing our TV you criminal scum

>>129060903
Two world wars wasn't enough to stop the German menace


>>129061290
Two shit candidates

>How can brits be so blind?
People unironically believe the Tories are conservative and that they will stop immigration despite May increasing immigration when she was Home Secretary

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>>129061006
You're not going to lose that bet, wish I'd got those odds though

>>129060628
S-she's pretty cute

>>129063462
88%

>>129063136

wew

t. frustrated Brit in NRW

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Who else spoiled their ballot rather than voting for snoopers and commies?

>>129063380
do it you fucking pussy

>>129063380
Was just thinking the same thing.

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>>129060628

I've just been to vote and the old cunt at the polling station says I need to register and wouldn't let me vote. Is this a fucking lefty plot or something trying to stop people voting Tory? I'm fucking fuming what should I do? I'll try one of the other stations later on and see if I can get in there.

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>Insiders saying CCHQ becoming increasingly nervous
>Value of the pound plummeting
>tears on Lenin's statue

>>129063589
ugly bitch inside and out

>>129062005
The thing is though, we are not 'getting one over on an immigrant'; we are voting for a woman who has been pro-Islam and pro-immigration her entire life, she even increased immigration when she was Home Secretary

>>129060806

Stop posting this shit you literal faggot.

>>129063654
(you)

>>129060898
I voted DUP.

>>129063470

You'll be lucky to pull that off tonight lad

>>129060628
FUCKING ROFL OP
>We are going to give tougher sentences to suicide bombers to stop them committing these horrible offences!

>>129063654
That's some spicy bait

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Why don't brits dress in suits anymore?at the very least like jon bartley
even kids were made to wear suits even if they were working class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIlWcH68Q2c

This just in from insiders at CCHQ

Tories: 39%
Labour: 38%
LD: 10%
UKIP: 3%

>>129063589
I bet she thinks she's so 'compassionate' and 'good' and 'sassy'. She's an absolute fucking harpie and I hate people like her.

WE'RE IN HERE LADS

>>129063334
>>129063334
>>129063334

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>>129063732
I'm not even trying to

Can anyone find this footage.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40198218

>>129063583
>NRW

My condolences. Hessen here.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872900663478538244
Corbyn cucks on suicide watch

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Today we seize the means of production lads

>>129063852
Yep move here was posted first

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*sigh*

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>>129063654
What's funny about this anecdote is that it would be 100% believable if you said you were voting Labour or Lib Dem.

>>129063759
qt daughter

>>129061006
nice. i wish i could bet but i cant find my fucking coral password

>>129063852
This one was posted first you mong.

>>129063689
Tell that to the idiots voting Tory thinking she'll reduce immigration and not curb even more civil liberties

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By ballot or bullet

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>>129060628

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZDKlpybZE

>>129063933
I wish she was my gf

>>129060628
Whats the point, they all want to fill your country with Muslims so why bother voting.

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>>129063380
That's not very nice

EXIT POLL LEAK

CONS 42%
LAB 39%
LIB 8%
UKIP 5%
GRE 2%
OTH 4%

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>>129063776
>UKIP -8.5

>3 fucking threads up

>>129063862

Thanks, I'm rather envious.

>>129063136
http://tv4embed.com/uk/BBC-One-stream1.html BBC1 will be covering this election. That will begin at 4:55pm ET.

>>129063976

we're in here lad

>>129063334
>>129063334
>>129063334

>>129063985
>mr 305
too fucking good

This just in from insiders at CCHQ

Tories: 38%
Labour: 44%
LD: 8%
UKIP: 2%

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>>129063933

why is she dressed like a 5 year old?

>>129063555
Seen a few people saying turnout is gonna be high, lets hope!

Good luck on your bets mate

Right, fuck it. Yanks are filtered. Will report on how much cleaner the thread looks.

>>129060628

Nice internet you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

I'm hearing scary figures for labour

I don't want to disclose my name or location but I have it on good authority that labour has a massive turnout today

>>129064131
She's feminine

couldn't they have found someone more likeable than may?

she sounds so robotic

>>129064130
Ushit BTFOOOOOOO

lads
all the hot trannys have popped into town
got their pretty dicks & titties out
bar none they all went with UKIP
gunna be a long night of pure filth
blown loads everywhere
this is England

Mark my words it will be northerners that the left will hate tonight. They've already started doing it on twitter.

Just received word from the Gestapo. Corbyn LANDSLIDE is on the cards. But you didn't hear it from me.

>>129064159

Turnout is way down in Labour seats in the north east and north west. It'll average out low.

>>129064130
USA filtered.

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post more Charlotte rocking jabs Hodivala lads

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Is it ok that some polling stations have pencils and others pens?

I'm really not liking this election by the way. It seems that whichever way the vote goes things aren't looking too good.

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>>129060628

Fuck, rumours of massive Labour turnout here....

>>129064329
Northerners don't care for softies that cry and whine.

My men on the ground in CCHQ are giving me these figures
LAB: 88%
Con: -14%
Greens: 69%
Lib Dems: 0

>>129064267

That isn't feminine looks wrong on a grown woman

>text qt
>she doesn't respond
>want to kill myself

Who should I vote for to solve my problems?

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>Peter Hitchess and Maajid Nawaz get heated over cannabis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjo2mDrREk

>>129064465
We finally created negative mass!
Britain strong!

>>129064208
May had some pretty minor backlash against re-evaluating care costs and she flopped on it, there's no way she's going to get anything done regarding the internet.

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I'm hearing things about a large youth turnout lads.

Are we fucking fucked?

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1 more space to fill!!!!

Can I get a rundown on the parties besides tory and labour?

On holiday in florida. Just mailed my ballot for daddy corbyn :)

Can't wait for the RED landslide lads

That's fucking it I'm filtering all cancerous British flags will report to CCHQ about results

>>129064507
Labour, so Corbyn can give you a state issued black wife.

>>129060903
Fuck off dickhead. 90% Anglo here, 7% Irish (to my surprise) 1% East Euro. Anglos are Gods you dumb cunt.

>>129064402
Above 63.5% tho? My cousins up north have said a load are still voting in spite of corbs

Went to the polling station with my gf.

My gf said I had to vote Labour or she was leaving me.

I voted Labour, she checked my polling card to make sure too before I put it in the box.

>>129064507
UKIP WILL make ANIME real

>>129060628
>longer sentences
Thank god, it should be easy to seperate the attackers pieces from his white victims.

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Lads, this is beautiful.

>>129064329
The reaction to a Tory surge in Scotland should be amusing.

EXIT POLL LEAK
Tories 0.00%
Labour 0.00%
JEB! 100.00%

HOLY FUCK HE FINALLY DID IT

>Nearly nutted in a girl 3 times since i don't wrap
>Still nearly takes my 3-4 hours to actually cum
It's me isn't it

TRANNY EXIT POLL LEAKY BELLENDS

UKIP 89%
CONS 8%
LAB 3%
LIB 0%
GRE 0%
OTH 0%

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>tfw not a bingbong

>>129064573
FUCKING NORTHERNERS

>>129061290

The only party who cares about privacy is the Lib Dems, but they're too concerned with overturning a democratic decisions to be a viable option to vote for.

People seem to have forgotten that Labour attempted mass surveillance when they were last in power.

>>129064015
>1 post by this ID

same old shitposters

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>>129064520
I fucking love him

>>129064573
Turkeys voting for Christmas

>>129064660

bullshit

No one is meant to see what you voted

fuck off and be a cuck somewhere else Abdul

by Allah, results when??

>>129064660
What is wrong with you, why vote for a retard who doesn't understand quantative easing and is on literal Zimbabwe tier with paying off debts with more printed money.

>>129064720
Jeb! wins again

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>>129064756
Feels good man, us civilized countries gotta stick together.

>>129064660
Should've fucked up the ballot on purpose and played it off as an accident

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>>129064756
You yanks made your decision, no backsies

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>>129063477

>>129060628
More shilling for this globalist cunt I see

Burger here.

Who do you guys want to win?

Who is projected to win?

Who is winning?

>>129063334

>>129063334

>>129063334

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>>129064520

Based Hitch.

>>129064981
Is Nuttall a secret gay? Has he ever been married?

>>129064660
rope
tree
neck

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>>129065089
Corbyn is the globalist. Theresa May is a strong, nationalist leader.

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I curse my forefathers for fighting to leave the Empire and foregoing me the opportunity to shitpost with meaning during this election

Calling it now, Labour 32% Tories 42% - but only moderate shift in Tories favour seats wise.

>>129065122
>Tories reluctantly
>Tories
>vote counting begins in an hour

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>>129064487
You're into manly chicks? That's cool mate, I'm not judging.

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>>129065122
Theresa May
Theresa May
Theresa May

>>129065122

>Who do you guys want to win?
depends who you ask
>Who is projected to win?
Conservatives
>Who is winning?
dunno yet

>>129065187
>Theresa May
She'll be gone in 24 months

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>>129065187
>Theresa May is a strong, nationalist leader.

>Mrs Theresa 'Increases immigration as home secretary' May is a nationalist

>>129065271
YES! MUMMY

Britain Elects @britainelects

Westminster voting intention (exit poll):

CON: 51%
LAB: 38%
LDEM: 5%
SNP 3%
UKIP: 3%

>>129064520
Fucking muslim.
>Why is weed bad if alcohol is good

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HOW BAD WILL THE MUMMYPOSTING BE IN ABOUT AN HOUR LADS?

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>>129064720
one day you will not be laughing

Why the thread split?

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>>129065242

If you are into the pedo look I think that isn't cool m8

1 hour 10 mins till exit poll

lads

I'm worried. The thought of a communist in charge of Britain makes me want to cry.

>tfw already drank all my booze
>not nearly pissed enough to listen to Dimblebot for 8 hours
>too drunk to go to the shops to buy more booze

H e l p

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>>129065346
Prime Minister Davis

Friendly reminder that Nick Clegg once led the line for the tories at PMQs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUksxtZ_2U

>>129065414

Thoughts lads?

>>129065468
like uk

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>>129065445

NEW MAMMY

>>129063590
The electorate are wrong though
Democracy was a mistake

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>Make a Facebook to keep in touch with people when you move.
I check it every few days and it's full of this kind of shit.
I thought retards constantly spewing all of their idiocy on social media was a meme.

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>>129065506
Remember when we were all worried about Ed? Simpler times.

>>129065445
as bad as it can get, giving the net crackdown countdown has begun.

4chan will soon be named.

>>129065544
S-slow and steady

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>>129060628
TORY SHILLS OUT

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>>129065468
>anons first election night

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>>129065489
Oh I've fallen into that feminist universe again where youth is considered ugly.

>>129065414
Is someone saving all these silly ballot images?

>>129065412
Exit polls aren't allowed until voting is finished mate (10pm), so I know this is a fake without even checking.

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>>129063933
Isn't it illegal to campaign for political parties on election day?

iIf yu are voting for "Mummy" you are a fucking retard.

>>129065506
If Corbyn wins I will be more surprised than Trump and Brexit put together, but I can tell you now it wouldn't bring together the different wings of the labour party. Half his MPs would still hate him, but they would begrudgingly follow him.

Expect a shit show worse than Gordon Brown's government with twice the infighting that Brown and Blair had going.

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>>129064853
thanks

all finished

I've been a tory since I got into politics but I bottled it today. I just hate May so much and all retarded mistakes haven't helped. I miss Nige. Ukip resurgence when?

>>129065640
Well he's got it all figured out lads. What a deep thinker

>The pakis attack in Manchester and London unironically helped Mummy May win an election when Based Jezza wants to give them all free stuff

Almost as bad as the shills here voting Tory

>>129065711
m8 if you are banging anyone under 25 you are mad pedo these days.
Thanks feminism.

Also if she hasn't hot 15 spare tires, you are a fat shaming

>>129064520
sometimes he so stuck in his ways deal with the new ways. let people smoke weed

>>129065750

Only if you're a media outlet.

>>129065525
or amber rudd.

imagine the nightmare.

>>129065412
>voting intention
That's not what an exit poll is you mong. At least make it vaguely believable.

>>129065823
You'll probably get most of this on a single reddit page

>>129065778
If your economy collapses because you're a nation of entitled left-wing parasites who can't into credit ratings, you are a fucking retard.

>>129065750
No just media reporting

>>129065640
I was playing a LOTRO a few mins ago. All lefties in world chat "I saw a facebook post about Diane Abbot. WHAT AN INSPIRATIONAL WOMAN!" followed by dozens of virtue signalling cunts.

I logged off and uninstalled it.

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so there's a federal election today? I've been out of the loop for a few weeks

>text her "hey"
>no response for 10 days
>text her "hey, how are you?"
>no response for 4 days now

whaat do lads.

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Post 'em

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Diane Abbott must travel 1000 miles across a desert to the nearest city. She has 3000 bananas but can only carry 1000 at a time. For every mile she walks, she needs to eat a banana. What is the maximum number of bananas she can transport to the city?

>>129066042
That definitely happened and you conveniently didn't screenshot it to post here

>>129065919
>>129066038
Explains why I told that BBC cunt to fuck off back to Londonistan when he asked who I voted for.

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>>129065891
>m-muh based Jezbollah, h-he t-totally cares about the white working class, he's not just a pathetic social justice wanker

>>129066042
LOTRO is still going?

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>>129065640
he has a list

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>>129063776
>-8.5%

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>>129066098
go to wetherspoons
get loaded
tell birds you voted labour
instand shag

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>>129065806
This is the reality of things

Labour are still a split party because of Jezza.
If they lose they will plunge right back to infighting.
If they win they will be infighting over policy

>>129066098
delete her number dick head

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>>129065525

>>129066124
>Lammy

I'm so sorry

>>129060628
NO LONGER WILL WHATSAPP BE A SAFE HAVEN FOR TERRORISTS! SURRENDER YOUR CIVIL LIBERTIES, GOY!

>>129065510
Go to the shops bold soldier

>>129066249
Her smile and optimism: Gone

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>>129066238
>>129065891

>>129065619

The last white woman in Birmingham.

Any actual reports on turnout? Higher than 2015?

>>129066124
>not securing mummy May a strong and stable government

UKIP has been a joke since Nigel left, he did his job of making us leave the EU and that's that. Save your UKIP fantasising for a better time.

>>129065510
go to the shops and buy some normie things like washing powder and lemons and booze

>>129066124
Fug I thought you weren't allowed to take a picture

>>129066098
She's not interested lad

I know it fucking sucks when someone you're into doesn't feel the same way, but you've just gotta suck it up and move on

>>129065414
Funniest ballot spoil I've seen today.

STOP THREAD SPLITTING YOU IDIOTS

I'VE GOT ENOUGH STRESS TODAY AS IT IS

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All Labour needs to easily win an election is a decent leader.

How do they keep fucking up?

>>129063759
Would smash the daughter, m8.

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>>129066371
For Queen and country.

>>129066098
Ouch

>>129066545
Socialists are used to everyone else sorting out their problems

>>129061290
>They're obviously going to use all of this against you.
No shit. The UTTER STATE of British politics

AN HOUR LADS

>>129060806
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>129066498
>Fug I thought you weren't allowed to take a picture

You aren't

Someone was booted out trying to take selfies inside the voting booth

>>129063759
damn, she is a qt

>>129066474
>Mummyposters

just skip the waiting and put may back in no 10 already, we all know what the outcome will be

I still need assets. Corbyn saying stupid shit, hard brexit memes, general banter pictures.

>>129066098
don't be a bitch and delete the number

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So he either stole them or, more likely, they were bought. Way to show them!

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>>129066355
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ENCRYPTED APPS??!!

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>>129066744
>tfw i voted labour

>>129066098
"please respond"

Survation called me off an american phone number so I told them I voted Labour. Didnt really , voted con. but itll be fun to watch the muh shy tory leftist butthurt

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What's the snazziest coverage with the most ridiculous 3D Houses of Parliament representation?

>>129061290
It reflects British society.British people are now a weak and feeble populace. They just want to be left alone so they can continue paying their kike mortgages and watching x factor

>>129066905
>andrew neil watches diane abbott fall off a building

>>129060806
>Pure cringe manifested into digital form

the scariest fucking thing is that I see so many young people saying "Vote Corbyn" or "We need Corbyn to win". They don't support the party, they support the leader, and that is the start of every extreme communist movement.

What do lads?

>>129066271
>If they win they will be infighting over policy
Nah, if they win the fighting stops, that is what happens to the winning party and is the entire point of this election being called.

If you win that gives you the right to enact the policies listed specifically in your manifesto so policy disputes stop for a while.

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How's Jahans guys? Is he going to make it through the night?

>>129060628
we cant elect that antishemite Corbyn

Go here when finished
>>129066732
>>129066732
>>129066732
>>129066732

Whoever wins it's still going to be a bunch of phlids in charge as usual anyway.

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Labour BTFO.

>>129066206
0.
She's a lefty, and the concept of hard work is as alien to her as deodorant or job applications.

>>129067099
blasting us in the ass

>>129067083
100% autistic faggot

>>129066918
Know how I know you're a Paki?

>>129066206
None, theres no trees to swing from in a desert.

>>129065778
really doesnt matter since the political spectrum itself has been shifting to the left for decades

your "conservative" party is nothing but a containment party which neutralizes the inevitable right-wing backlash brought about by radical leftist policy, just like our republicans.

theyll offer a couple token gestures but ultimately nothing will be done as they get chewed up by the media and the next leftist government is ushered in to push the country even further to the left

>>129067040
laugh heartily when he loses and becomes an irrelevancy

>>129066980
Sky News is normally American levels of ridiculous.

>>129066903
Murdoch is laughing at you, John.
Also:
>implying your paper isn't lefty propaganda

>>129065750

No

Alright lads I voted Labour

>>129060628
>take away more rights from white men
>keep letting immigrants in
Good plan cunt.

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>>129063606
hehe
doody

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>>129066903
>Suns
Is this some irrelevant local paper?

>>129067157
fairly certain she knows how to work hard she just had misplaced ideologies

>Jobless scroungers voting Tory

You couldn't make it up

>>129067040
>They don't support the party

I voted Labour because of the manifesto, and despite Diane Abbott.

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>People actually think Labour have a chance

>>129066922
Should I actually try that?

>>129066905
STOP RIGHT-WING E-TERRORISM!

NEW THREAD

>>129066732
>>129066732
>>129066732

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BBC link for burgerpals please.

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>>129066218
Here's part of it including the link to the story thats being spread all over (((Facebook))).

I wasn't all that interested or paying much attention. They were even praising (((Macron))). Such people only deserve one fate.

>>129067456
40 POSTS EARLY YOU DUMB CUNT

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>>129067209
this better be good

>>129067456
FORTY (40 (FORTY) 40)
FORTY FUCKING POSTS EARLY

>>129065122
May, reluctantly. Brits need to stick together when (((foreigners))) are putting the pressure on.
May.
May, probably. Won't have much of a clue until after 10pm.

>>129067482
nothing really going on for another hour

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>may have actually put a tick instead of an X

I think I fucked up guys, if Labour doesn't win then blame me.

>>129067518
You voted Labour.

>>129067456
a u t i s m

>>129067573
I know, but I want it ready.

>>129062848
If she fucking assimilated there wouldn't be any animosity

Who won???

>>129067587
They will still count that as a vote for whatever party you chose

>>129067496
>Ranatuor

Literally you being an edgy retard outside of this containment board

>>129067482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS3GsWd1js0

>>129067587
They'll count it.

>>129067482
Can't help you much there pal.

The best coverage is (believe it or not) on the BBC. See if you can find a steam of that somewhere.
The polls don't close for another hour though. And it won't be for at least another 5 hours until we get a vague picture of what's going on. Take your time.

>>129067787
MUMMY MAY

STATS

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/872900734945284097

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>>129067624

>>129063044
Watch ITV instead

>>129067406
Of course they don't. There've been (((problems))) at the election office and registered people get turned away, ballots aren't mailed out. You know, the usual.

>>129067787
Jimmy Saville

>>129067846
Thank you very much.

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Why does /britpol/ rally against immigration from the EU so much?

We have an ageing population and more people claiming triple lock pensions than ever before, a good 70% of our welfare budget goes to boomer pensions or funding boomer healthcare (people like pic related).

Without migration we would not have the workers or tax income to pay for this, especially as people are living even longer.

So you stop migration great, how do you fund our old people? Should they give up their houses to the state? Come on answers UKIP cucks

Reminder it's going to be a hung parliament.

>>129067511
>>129067522
>>129067642

we're in here lads

>>129066732

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>>129060628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJBvsiEMGVc
STRONG AND STAAABLE~

>>129067903
Paki.

>>129068037
Either way I'm fucking off out the country.

>>129067961
>literally destroying your ethnic identity for money

>>129063476
shame when their music isn't too bad.

>cut funds for police
>multiple terrorist attacks
>better vote Cuckservatists and (((May))) again so she can take away more rights

Even worse than voting Merkel, lel

>>129066732
>>129066732
>>129066732
>>129066732
>>129066732

New Thread

>>129066098
Threaten to rape her

>>129063589
Yep, first time not voting Tory

Statists out

>>129067961
EU is globalism incarnate

>>129066206
somewhere around 584 +/- 1 cba to be so precise.

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>>129068079
calm down lad it's all a bit of fun

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>>129067891
Who cares? The Rorthscild controls it all.

You silly Goy

>>129064418
I knew i should of voted ukip, FFS

>>129068192
you've already done the same thing we did

half your nation is old white people funded by mexicans that keep the cogs running

>>129068076
holy shit
i need to get back to teaching myself how to work FL Studio

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>>129067961
>We have an ageing population

Only third world shit holes with a life expectancy of 40 and rabbit breeding rates, don't
>>129067961
>Without migration we would not have the workers or tax income to pay for this

And immigrants never get old and need pensions
>>129067961
>So you stop migration great, how do you fund our old people

I don't minding funding my own kind I fucking object to funding every third world/euro bastard and their brood that turns up here

Fuck of you fucking evil little commie paki cunt

>>129068663
>old white people


There you go again you paki shit bag

>>129068507
O

>>129065828
Nigel Farage should join the Tory party.