Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 1st edition

AWOO

>Watch live coverage of the election
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
https://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
https://twitter.com/britainelects
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg <---- Sky News Live

>Recently called results
None yet

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html

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Were you this smug when you voted? If not, why not?

sticky when?

William or Charles for King lads ?

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

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>mfw West Aberdeenshire and Kincardine

GOODBYE SNP
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

>>129060648
Foreigners out

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Bush?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c

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POST YFW WHEN YOU VOTED UKIP

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The fix is in, just got the call:

Con: 45%
Lab: 34%
LD: 8%

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Is it normal to tuck your shirt into your jeans

>>129060847
>all these torycucks

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I WANT MUMMY TO GIVE ME GUMMY

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Get your lachrymal collectors ready lads.

>>129060860
Are you ready to see Angus Robertson lose?

Start buying guns.

>>129060907
I tuck my shirt into my pleated khakis all the time

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Look HERE you labour scumbags

Britin is for the BRITISH AND WE WILL FUCKING FIGHT TO the last man to protect HER MAJESTIE

*drops mic*

Rule Britannia CUNTS I'm out...

>>129060907
TOTTY

Will Moray turn blue? I want Angus Robertson to fuck off.

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>>129060768

I know it's a mock election

she's voting to end your traditional country for a future in her favour

you're voting to preserve it, just to cling on

no smugness, just worry

Tories are getting fucked by high turnout.

CCHQ are saying it's Tories on 39%, Labour on 38%, Lib Dems on 10%.

>>129060574

these threads are up and down faster than whore's knickers

>>129060965
That's Moray you uneducated nigger.

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>>129060890

>>129060771
Charles. The monarchy rests on tradition, you can't just change shit as and when you like or we might as well scrap it and have a president.

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FOR THE MANY

NOT THE FEW

>>129060907
Id fuck her until she screamed gas the jews.

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Fucking thread died

Who /Pretty-Priti/ here, just voted for her

>>129061031
No they're not. Stop making shit up

>>129060907
>>/fa/

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>walking to polling station in the morning
>see 5 muslims boys waiting outside
>one of them says ''vote labour you white prick''
>i look down at the floor and walk past them
>go to mark conservative but bottle it and mark labour

I COULDN'T FUCKING HELP IT LADS, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO TO ME IF I DIDN'T. THEY COULD OF KILLED ME OR HIT ME

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Kek

Lads, I am really scared Corbyn might win. Please say that the old people have been out in force?

>>129060771
Charles obviously

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>tfw already muntered and bothering all my lefty mates

>>129061031
Why are you lying?

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hel

>>129061031
Its been raining all day through most of the UK so I doubt it

>>129061059
At what point did I say that it wasn't his seat?

>>129061039
That's election night for you.

>>129061232
help me fill this in with ideas

>>129061031
>Literally no sources

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>>129060574

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJuPBBw-l-M

Become Comfy lads.

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Post your bets lads

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>>129060865

>>129060860
Good luck from Edinburgh lad :)

Tories are getting fucked by high turnout.

CCHQ are saying it's Tories on 35%, Labour on 38%, Lib Dems on 14%.

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>>129060574

Went to vote tory and apparently you have to register to vote.

What the fuck is this shit I thought anyone could vote?

Fast moving threads make me nervous

Literally everyone I've spoken to has voted labour and I'm in a conservative safe seat

I've been speaking with friends across the country who said they've never seen a labour turnout like this, apparently it's 50/50

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>>129061187
neck yourself lad

>>129061031
how do chaps get to hear factoids from GCHQ?

>>129061193
The old always vote lad. Plenty of youngsters have fucked up registaring or not bothered

>>129061189
>ukip poll higher than the greens
>durr why are they paying attention to them

The absolute state of the Green party

>>129061294
7/2 not bad

>>129061232
"It wouldn't be Jeremy it would be Kier starmer QC"

If Corbyn wins I might just stay here

Got a plan to keep the Americans away later lads.

Put an announcement at the top of the OP posts saying that we don't expect the results until 12pm tomorrow (7am eastern), and whenever an American posts in Brit/pol/ asking about stuff just tell them that. Hopefully they won't realise.

Youth turnout is going to be hit by bad weather.

>>129061235
I remember it raining on brexit day on the very best places.

God is with you.

>>129061331
Tell me you are trolling.

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>>129061015


You don't get many of those to a pound.

She could breast feed a creche

>>129060771
Charles you regicidal twonk

Corbyn will win and ireland will have the 6 counties returned to us

>>129061187
>see 5 muslims boys waiting outside
>one of them says ''vote labour you white prick''
>waiting outside
>outside

Technically not illegal.

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As-salamu alaykum,

I work for the BBC and we're already prepping the victory video packages

I managed to grab a screenshot to show you

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tfw May is Rod Stewart approved

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Labour are getting fucked by low turnout.

Labour HQ are saying it's tories on 51%, Labour on 27%, Lib Dems on 5%.

>>129061232
>even number of boxes
>no free space

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>>129061422

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is it worth betting on labour?
obviously i hope they dont win, but at least if they do ill make some money off it

>>129061189
What a bellend.

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>Been up since 5AM
>It's 20:23
>First bottle of Red is only half way done
>No where near 10pm

not sure if im gonna make it lads

>>129061294

£15 on Labour to get 201-225 seats, 11/5

>>129061149
>>129061235
>>129061279
The youth are turning out massively, and pensioners are staying home. I'm on the phone with people in the know.

Reports on twitter of you being turned away at polling stations because of old lists even though they registered in time.

Fucking fixed

Looks like Torys are gunna win

Well done Tory's. I hope you are happy.

You know what I hope you cunts get what you deserve.

I hope the Tory's make your kids poorer than ever before.

I hope they have to beg like dogs on the street while they rent some stingy one bedroom apartment.

I hope you all die in some care home all alone with your house repossessed.

There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead.

One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like Corbyn, to plunge his hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean.

So.. I never heard of this election until just now.
Who was leading going into the vote today?

>>129061187

You should have got your willy out and walked around them encircling them with a ring of piss thus mark your territory and keeping them contained in said circle

>>129061388
Wanted to put more on it but Skybet are cucks and put that as the maximum stake for that bet.

>>129061532
God is an Englishman

>>129061521
Give me a source on this RIGHT NOW

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>>129061294
Gambling is degenerate.

>>129061232

Russian interference
Politics of fear
FPTP
Spoiler effect

Labour are going to win. Can feel it coming. Of the 10 people I interact with irl every single one of them is voting labour and most of them voted leave previously

>>129060907
She'd be hot if she had a willy

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>>129060890

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>>129061598
>tfw you are bullshitting

>>129061524
its not finished

>>129061598
John Curtice is my dad and he told me that the Greens have made huge gains

>>129061624
The Tories

>>129061232
Voting against your economic interests
Tories won seats Corbyn won hearts

Labour are getting fucked by low turnout.

Labour HQ are saying it's tories on 31%, Labour on 85%, Lib Dems on 1%.

Anyone else take a page of porn to post in the ballot box along with their vote?

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>>129061532
>bretange on your side of the wall as well
it's too perfect

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>>129061140
>mfw she's by far the best-looking MP in Westminster, an actual certified 8/10
>mfw people IN THIS VERY THREAD still think that Theresa May is better looking than her

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>>129060890

>>129061532

>Brittany on the British side of the storm
What did Kek mean by this?

>>129061031

YAAAS CORBYN SLAY

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who /druidicbretheren/ here?

>>129061463
You'd also get a Ukraine situation in at least two of those counties

>>129061281
mogg is seriously the only tory i like.
he's not trying to be anything else and he is what he is..

i'd vote for him. and i'm a labour voter.

how many more bongs until voting is over?

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>>129061445

I-I...

How could anyone NOT vote for that?

Especially given her constituency

>>129061031
I was round the polling station earlier and it was fucking dead.

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>>129060865
>Tfw have a mint condish original press of Hounds of Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsfNYATsEE

>>129061496
That's what drugs does to you kids, be warned.

>>129061720
>>129061671
>>129061845
The joke will be on you very soon.

>>129061708
fuck, it's happening isn't it

>>129061140
this is a 4/10 here is America

island genetics were a misteak

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kDk1zTD0s&index=2&list=PLSv31YdANwB9DgLXY0XeYAXoRgM4U48yh

Post music you listening to

>>129061874
All these contradictory reports are making my head spin.

>>129061235
plus poor leftards are too fucking poor to afford two taxi rides to polling stations in rainy day; also they don't care what the outcome is because they will force their will on twitter tomorrow anyway and change the government

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>>129061874

>>129061393
Or just make a new thread talking about the benefits of islamic communism. They won't be able to resist the b8.

>>129061857
1.5 bongs lad

>>129061318
Sup edinbro, really hope west goes blue

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>>129060574

>Primary School kids drawing Hammer and Sickle posters and displaying them at a polling booth

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>>129061841
>>129061791
RIGHTFUL

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This is such a shit election

Vote Tory:
>Shit national services
>Slowly privatise important public services
>Put party before country
>300,000 non-EU immigrants per year
>Strip away our human rights and liberty
>Public services almost destroyed
>Use terrorism to curve liberty
>Trick the public into thinking the Conservative party are actual conservatives
>Raise taxes and VAT

Labour:
>Might turn us into a fully socialist shithole
>300,000 immigrants
>Wont have my taxes raised
>Will have country destroyed
>Army will be destroyed even more
>Republicans will have a larger voice in the nation
>Will have better public services and better infrastructure
>Wont raise VAT on certain shit
>Thornberry, Abbot, and Marxist Mc will have a role in governing this nation

Shameful moment for Britain

>>129061865
Jesus Christ that's the most disgusting constituency I've ever seen.

>>129061908
t. Diane Abbott

>>129061899
In fairness, her legs are her best feature - by far.

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Anyone else looking forward to tomorrow as much as I am?

UKIP are Fucking everyone with a huge turnout.

UKIP HQ are saying it's tories on 25%, Labour on 5%, UKIP on 81%.

>>129061090
Other than that Osama Bin Laden guy

And the Boston bombers weren't druggie losers

You don't understand the genius of Islam...It Takes the two extremes of men and weaponizes them

Its take your bottom 20% the /r9k/ dudes with no prospects and promises them a harem of women

But it also take the top 20% the chads who will spend their teens and early twenties fucking everything that walks and it only gives them one path to forgiveness...Jihad

>>129061927
The average American is a 5ft 3 Mexican goblin. Who do you think you're fooling?

>>129061874
SNP losing seats might be the best thing in this election.
>>129061031
But is the turnout in labour heartlands or in contested seats?

>>129060768

Looks like Elliot Rodgers.

>>129061884
Most people don't go until after eight, gotta get home from work and have your tea first.

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BBC EXIT POLLS RESULTS JUST LEAKED EARLY

Labour Infinity%
Tories -693%
UKIP 1£

>>129060987

What are you, like 12?

>>129061708
Results are getting closer so it's understandable that they're getting more jittery

>>129061346
Kind of like this for me. People my age voting for Labour en masse. Old people voting for Tories because they don't like Corbyn and fall for May's lies

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>>129061708
>>129061874

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>>129062016
>aberystwitz
Every time.

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fuk dem rich ppl

>>129061994
>trotskyite entryism has affected ever national institution

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>>129060771

Charlie obviously.

>Voted LibDem because thought I was being a tacticool Labour voter
>Labour were 2k votes ahead of LibDem in 2015

Area voted remain so LibDems might still be 2nd (Tories were 20k ahead in 2015) but I sure feel stoopid. I fell for the "le tricky voter" meme.

>>129060987
that's some peak autism right there.

>>129061546
lol you woke up when i was going to bed.

AND IM FUCKING READY FOR THIS!!!

NEET BOYS R MY BOYS

>>129062087
>SNP losing seats might be the best thing in this election.

The SNP leader in the House of Commons could lose his seat

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Lads will the turnout be high? Seen loads of oldies and YUFF at my polling station.

Even asked the 5/10 slag if it had been busy. She said yes!

Ive been out canvassing this afternoon for the Conservatives and just got in. AMA

>>129061031
actually happening

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>>129061994
Prepare yourself for gommunist victory.

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>>129062016
>Tfw someone finally posted it

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>>129062117
FAKE NEWS

true exit poll leaks are here

>>129062087
Contested seats.

IF "IF" Labour win how will the Torys cope with 2 (two) massive blunders in as many years, Camerons Brexit and Mays election

Mad

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>>129061855
>pic related

nobody is immune to automatic republicanism

>>129061874
>>129061708
>>129062167
you're doing a very good service, anon. thank you.

>>129061294
Enjoy your losses. It's unfortunately going to be Corbyn

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>only have a 4.74 Uber rating

Why even live?

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>>129061930

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Vxw577XTA

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>>129060962
>that image

>>129061232
>Kussenberg
>Lib Dems splitting the vote
>muh £350m per week
>BBC's right-wing alt-right hyperfascist bias
>Proportional representation

>>129062287

How's the turnout looking?

>>129062377
fucking hell hahaha

>>129062161
The two groups most likely to vote Conservative in Britain are Anglicans and Jews, which just so happens to be the two white religious groups with the highest IQs. Tory SUPREMACY

VOTE LABOUR
HAIL CORBYN
FOR THE MANY NOT THE JEW

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>>129061960
>had to wait a minute to get served at the bakery because Joanna Cherry wouldn't stop fucking talking to the owner

>>129062387
Reminder that Mogg voted for Snoopers Charter, despite stylising himself traditional conservative and defender of ancient institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the Traditional Britain group after he came after fire from the leftist media for daring to speak to a conservative group.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that if Mogg placed principles/country above Party or had any integrity whatsoever he would've defected to UKIP back in 2014.

Reminder that not only did he not defect, but he helped to campaign against Mark Reckless in Rochester in 2014. Mark Reckless being UKIP's second elected, and only decent, MP.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

>>129062281
Lots of old people. Young people answer interweb surveys and then don't bother showing up.

>>129062392
what sort of things could you do to that music

in the garden

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>>129062387

I wish Mogg would run for leader..

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>>129060890

>mfw no ukip candidate in my constituency

Quick, pass me screenshots and images including or about
>Corbyn saying something stupid
>Brithappening
>Hard BREXIT
I'm working on a little something.

>10pm exit poll

Fuck all until another hour

>11pm Sunderland + Newcastle

Fuck all for 2 hours

>1am stuff starts coming in

>>129062430
Very high, expect referendum levels and maybe even higher.

>>129062287
What constituency? Confident?

>>129062392
Did you have a wank earlier?

In the garden?

>>129060574
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
what's the difference between labour and liberal democrats?

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>>129061015
>>129061445

LITERALLY the night of the election and this is the first time we're hearing about Tory candidate Rocket Tits Charlotte here.

We've been slacking, lads.

>>129061112
>For the monkey and the Jew
Fixed your slogan for you, commie.

>>129062305
even though this is communists cheering at the death of the third reich
>you will never feel this feeling, being victorious with your comrades while standing on the enemy dead

>>129062527

depends if charlie is about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxVYvpZ5kz8

>>129062606
labour=commies
libdems=hippies

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Who here HYPED for EXIT POLL

>>129061841
Brittany is rightful British clay

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>>129061599
Literally you right now.

Survation insider here

Turnout estimated at ~72% in England

Bad news for the Tories

https://twitter.com/PaulGoodmanCH/status/872894854430429186
Tories on ground currently more upbeat about size of majority than Tories at centre

>>129062606
about six pints

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Daily reminder that degenerate Blaire White has put weight on, even his choice of dark clothes doesn't make him look slim.

>>129062608
That is a 2/10 here in America land of the free home of the barves

Tbh I can't wait until this election is over and we can start purging blairites.

>>129061930
>Post music you listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_gU77hLrR8&index=6&list=LL9OX97fQKjNUxnr1O3fF7aA

dat drop @ 2:45 though

>>129061187
you should have threw a snickers at them and told them they get a bit jihadi when they don't eat.

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>>129062311
Your OC anon?

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>>129060907
help me out lads this isn't making any sense

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>>129060574

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4

>>129062561
The exit poll chimp out on Twitter should keep us going until results start coming in

>>129062606
Labour are commies and Lib Dems never get elected.

>>129062573
North East Cambridgeshire, I live in a safe Conservative constituency and the 'Situation Room' seemed confident. V high turnout.

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Always remember that the Tories want Sharia and forced marriages with Muzzies!

>>129062606
Don't listen to the other guy
Labour = social democrats
Lib Dems = neoliberal centrists

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>tfw you're the most powerful woman in britian

>>129062305
>I will finally be part of a secret underground society trying to topple gommunist airstrip 1

Best timeline.

Was at a polling station in Birmingham YUGE labour turnout

>>129062835
No shit.

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>>129062772

>tfw know full well I suddenly need the toilet at 9:55pm

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Is it too late for any election day happenings?

>>129062768
Shape of them hem and pattern determines if it should be worn tucked or not

>voting for the ultimate establishment partry for the rich people
why you do this

>>129061586
bretty gud desu should have thought of that.

>>129060768
Took the bog pill

>>129062720
I've been to America and it's definitely not

Literally why are you people betting on high turnouts

People are not motivated to vote

>>129062715
trannies hit their expiration date at 21. About 5 years lower than real women

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>>129062305

>mfw Rape of Berlin

Fuck those Commie bastards.

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>>129060890

>>129062835
>birmingham
>voting labour

What a surprise!

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>>129062821
>Labour = social democrats

>>129062918
*of the rich people

Sunderland or Newcastle this election?

>>129062835
let me guess over 80% asian?

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>>129062727
Planning on putting some Moonman on later.

>>129062167
That's pretty much the result I'd like. Labour loses but the Tories know they're on thin ice.

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Listen here, Labour cunts.

*runs up to you*

We are TORIES and *holds aloft banner of mummy* we wil FIGHT FOR BREXIT!

*Punches you in face, and then shouts*

FOR BREXIT!

FOR FREEDOM!

*Charges the labour lines*

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>>129062722
SOON

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Labour claim another qt.

Do people on /pol/ actually think some kind of socialist revolution would be possible under corbyn or is it just a meme?

Like when the fuck has that ever happened in a developed country?

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>>129062378

Bullets go both ways you mick bastard.

>>129062813
Nice. Wish I lived in a Tory safe seat. Mine's a Labour seat with 5k majority. The polling centre was filled with people who looked like Labour voters. I'm pessimistic.

>>129062512
seen a lot of youth on my snapchat saying they voted labour desu

and im talking hoodrats or "roadmen" taking pics at their polling station

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>>129062835
Wish these non-brits would fuckin leg it off to a trump thread to be honest m80's

>>129062948
>caring about the lives of German scum from 1933-1945

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>>129062682
that's not a difference

>>129062711
this seems accurate

>>129062781
why don't lib dems get elected?

>>129062821
b-but those are both commies

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what are you drinking tonight lads

>>129063037
Post her then

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>>129062892
make it happening, anon. make it happening

>>129063001
Newcastle

>>129062768
Both shirts are cut for being worn not tucked in but the top shirt is too long.

If it's a dress shirt (with tails) always tuck it in

>>129062768
If you're over 40, all shirts must be tucked in or you just look scruffy/attempting to look 'down with the kids'.

If you're under 40 but over 30 the shirt should be untucked, not too long and with a pattern to distinguish it from your work shirts so no one thinks you've come straight from the office.

If you're under 30 you probably wear skinny jeans so do whatever the fuck you like you abominations.

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>>129062892
It's never too late

>>129062918

You forget how cucked Brits are

>>129060907

wew

10/10 would pretend to be a Green supporter for her

>>129063088
Top sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

>>129061322
>exit polls
>before 10pm
sure jamariqus

>>129062908
why isn't he tucked in the ticked picture then wtf

>>129062968
>implying Corbyn rules the party with an iron fist even though keeping Trident is in the manifesto

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>>129063037
>this is a "qt" in britain

>>129060890
I didn't have a UKIP candidate to vote for this time around.

As I'm in Scotland I had to vote Tory.

>>129063037
I'm not hard but if it was them four vs me i'd win, they look like fannies

Why is Britpoll shilling so hard for the equivalent of Bernie Sanders? I get the Tories are fucking shit but it's time to kill UKIP.

>>129062968
Have you actually read the manifesto? Sure Corbyn is inspired by communists but he had to compromise on this. They're left but not far left.

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>working tomorrow
At least I'm in the public sector so the salt will be amusing.

>>129063088
that's a fucking microagression lad

>>129062813
>out canvassing in safe seat

Why even waste your time?

>>129063037

i'm not seeing it lad

>>129063202
>Lets make a Communist infiltrator PM for no good reason when even half his party warn us that he is shit

>>129060628

>>129060628

>>129060628

>>129060628

>>129060628

fuck you tripfag shill

>>129063037

Feel free to post her anytime.

>>129063212
Germany is statistically uglier than Britain m8

>>129062762
Yeah, quite proud of that one.

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>>129063237

It's not us it's muhmentum scum they've done it on all sites.

>>129063281
kek

>>129062116
>>129061884
I've literally just got back from it and there was literally only one other person there.

>>129063037

Why are children so stupid?

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>>129063275
40 posts early

>>129063130
I had that in the pub once. Didn't really enjoy it too much but I like the name.

I just got a few Old Speckled Hens in for later. Got work in the morning and going to be staying up late so can't go mad.

>>129063275

fuck sake mate, just let him make the threads. He's being doing it for the whole day

you just ruin the transition between brit/pol/ threads tbqh

>channel 4 + 1
>I went on this app on my iPad, it's crawling with pedophiles asking young children take their clothes off

Pretty sick desu, I hope Theresa May takes action and regulates the internet.

>gonna be watching election coverage on iplayer live
>always a couple of minutes behind tv viewers

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>>129062918
classcucks never learn

reee all the shops i went to were out of tekken 7. got some pokemon cards instead

>>129063399
fuck
you
tripfag
shill

>>129063079
Nice, how has the campaign been going in your area? Could flip dependent on the size of UKIP vote and if resources have been focused there.

I wouldnt judge based on looks, when Canvassing the other day I saw a guy who looked labour but was voting conservative.

>>129063263
Get my foot in the door, I have plans.

Well I couldn't do it, in a region between SNP/Lab/Tory/Lib I couldn't do it.

Every option fucks me sideways and it's an SNP Strong region.

Just don't let May win, let me keep my ability to shitpost in peace.

At Labour HQ here, ITK

We're seeing a very high turnout, record number of youth voters, absolutely no desperation here. In fact, we just got a call from Blumpold Scrimpf to congratulate us on our victory.

We're so not desperate that I thought I'd just drop in here to desperately beg you to vote for us. Haha can't wait to rub it in your subhuman racist face though. But still vote for us please.

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Any word on the exit polls lads? Must be some leaks somewhere.

the absolute state of the electorate

NEW

>>129063334

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>>129063334

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>>129063334

Conservative columinst attacked in the street by butt hurt liberal

https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/872824336905895936

>>129063460
lol umad

>>129060628

>>129060628

>>129060628

>>129060628

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>tfw skimmed is going to lose his seat
>so is Clegg

>>129062715

THICC

>>129062948
Can't rape the willing lad.

>>129063508
Sorry about posting them early, but this cunt who puts no effort into them keeps doing it at around 260 posts and I refuse to do it before 280

>>129063334

>>129063334

>>129063334

>>129063334

>>129063334

>>129063508
>>129063518
what are you doing?

>>129063469
Big UKIP vote. We voted leave. But it's traditionally Labour and people like our MP.

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>>129063040
>bullets go both ways
>double tap to your daughters skull

it'll be an easy war without your faggity soldiers backing you up

>>129062918
the alternative is giving all our money to brown people

JUST LET THE TRIPFAG MAKING THE FUCKING THREADS

how hard is this?

>>129062693
Really? How are you measuring turnout?

>>129063123
>why don't lib dems get elected?

Nobody votes for them because they don't want to waste their vote on a party that never gets elected.

>>129061483
>''vote labour you white prick''

Nope, it's illegal intimidation.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-2017-police-to-guard-polling-stations-in-tower-hamlets-to-stop-voter-intimidation-a3558021.html

>>129062727
Some Yorkshire doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVa05PXPvYI

>>129063663
What is your seat? Wouldnt be surprised if it flipped if it was close 2nd/3rd.

>>129063087
tbf ONLY labour had a filter cuz they're down wit da Cool KAt Kidz and ting senpai

I did my part, voted for the Scottish Lib Dems as Orkney has been a Lib Dem seat for years and anything is better than letting those maniacs from SNP get another seat.

I pray that tonight we see a majority Tory goverment, just because Labour are literaly socialists and will get into bed with SNP to secure a goverment.

Also, nothing the Tories have done has affected me in the slightest, I sponge off my GF because they say we don't deserve any gibs because she works, meanwhile abdul runs the corner shop and his wife can claim gibs for their satanic spawn.

If you can't afford kids, don't have them, stop expecting the goverment to help you raise your own mistakes.

>>129062715
Downward spiral engaged.