Brit/pol/ - Vote Labour if you hate the UK edition

Increasingly worried Labour are going to win.

***** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

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Any lads making some cheeky bets they fancy sharing with us?

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TAKE MY ENERGY MUMMY

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>>129050739
It just makes it more interesting.

>>129050739
Why? Regardless who wins we will continue to have our national identity destroyed.

>>129050852
Put a tenner each on a Lab/Lib/SNP and a Lab/Lib coalition.

25-1 and 10-1. Neither will happen though.

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who's staying up as the results come in?

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I hope you all did your bit to keep Corbyn and his comrades away from power.

>>129051309
Why would I do that? In terms of betting on the result itself, anything other than a tory majority is pissing money

>>129050739
If they do then in 10 years we might just get some proper fight from the tories, instead of the blairite red tories we have now

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>>129051316
I just slept from 3pm to 6pm after 10 hours sleep last night so I'll be up until the crack of dawn most likely.

>tfw owl

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>>129050739
>not voting raving loon party

GAS THE BLAIRITES, PARTY WAR NOW

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>don't get bullied on /pol/ for having a commie PM if Tories win
>save 60k in tuition fees if Labour win

Postal vote labour earlier in the week, accelerationism is the only way to go when the situation is this dire.

>>129051458
You asked a question, I answered it, you fucking idiot.

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FUCK OFF THREAD SPLITTER

>>129051639
>Can't post on /pol/ after May makes it illegal if Tories win

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Voted..Conservative..

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>>129051574

Anyone else counting in the election?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13138826/r

Brit/pol/ exit poll

>>129050739
if it makes you feel better we're only really voting for lobbyists and corporate donors. neither party will act in the voters' interests.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epfm9JXOOVU
fuck bros i think he's right

we need socialism

>>129051758

oh please the tory's don't have a clue on how to regulate the internet, we are far smarter than they are and chances are that their attempt to impose strict regulations will fail miserably.

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reposting because why not

>>129050852
Got around £2,000 on conservative majority, 350-399 seats, 65-70 turnout and 75+ in varying amounts.

>>129051808
Awwwawww

>>129051336
P h y I S I c a l
R e m o v a l

>>129051936
Sure. You can hope they won't do what they've said they will, or you could vote to keep them out and leave nothing to chance.

>>129051688
>The only thing that can be bet on is the result itself

Also have party vote percentages, turnout, size of majority, total seats etc

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>>129051639
>have loan written off
>extra taxation to pay for it all
you cant beat the party, comrade.

>>129050566
>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67
FUCK. I was just thinking about that the other day.

WHERE ARE THE RUMOURS AT??

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>>129052153
But I don't earn more than £80k

>>129052216
This. I have heard no rumours.

Except that Tories could lose Copeland and win some other pointless place in Cumbria.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/bookies-declare-the-uk-election-is-all-over-but-the-shouting-2017-06-07

Bookies giving May 85% chance of winning

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So how many cucks voted for the neolib, globalist Tory Party like a bunch of turkeys voting for Christmas?

Daily Mail has polls on the front page. I thought they couldn't report them on the day of the election?

>>129052216
Corbyn just posted a letter bomb

>>129050566
Cucked op.
Voted labour.
>No internet censorship.
>Money for public services.
>Brexit foxus on the peoples needs.

May =
>cucked internet.
>still awful migration.
>post brexit uk tax haven for ((((them)))).

>>129052367
HE CAN STILL WIN

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>>129052367

>>129052020
Mainstream media bagging on Trump was use as a justification to vote for him. Apparently /pol/ loves the elites in the UK.

>>129052367
>there's a 15% chance corbyn could be PM tomorrow

fuck, that's too high

>>129052395
How many turkeys didn't.

>FUCK THAT BOT'S EXIT POLL
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>>129052510
isn't applicable, Huffington post is liberal shit

I hope you all voted Labor.

It's either a useless and out of touch labor not operating on a shitty coalition, which will accomplish nothing or another Tony Blair-esc administration later down the road which will be completely devastating.

If Labor get in now, it will be the last time they ever do. The party will collapse and its supporters disseminate out into lib-dems and greens which will allow UKIP to fill the void.

It makes perfect sense, thats why I proudly voted Labor today.

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>>129051316

oh yes, most definitely.

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>>129052652

>>129052652
>Labor
Nice British proxy m8.

>>129052652
>I shot myself in the foot so that I don't have to buy shoes in the future again

>>129052541
Or we care about other things primarily

>>129052367
nice (((((source))))

There will be the best salt if labour wins...

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>>129052740
what do those do lad

>>129052652
>UKIP
just let it fucking die already. there needs to be a new party that can be more general and not attached to the issue of brexit.

also
>labor

american scumbag

>>129052652
>I burned down my house so that I don't ever have to pay heating bills again

>>129052406
A lot of people think a lot of untrue things about the polls.

>>129050739
Whoever wins, we lose. Just enjoy the memes

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Anybody else feel a bit sorry for Corbyn?

He literally spent 30 years of his life trying to broker peace between warring parties and now the Sun/Mail have barraged him with claims hes a terrorist sympathizer for a few extra Tory votes.
The dumb cunts eat this up and refuse to vote for this 'pacifist terrorism supporter'

I didn't vote for him myself but this campaign has been dirty as fuck

>>129052849
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil

>>129052849
Turn you gay.
>not even once.

>>129052740
If you need Modafinil to stay up all night you're a kike

Just had a wank thinking about Mummy May watching CCTV of us making love

>>129052849

They keep you awake and alert for a long time.

>>129051593
GAS THE INTERNET, BAN WHATSAPP NOW

>>129053041
they're not smears if they're true though famalan

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>>129050566
nice edition OP

>>129053351
Pity students don't vote, they pay £9k a year and then get drunk and don't wake up for lectures.

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>the pound has dropped again
Are Jez has done it!

>>129053041
He has been, and still is, involved with some very dubious causes

>>129053091

I need them to function at 100% the next day *after* bring up all night. I appreciate this isn't a concern for NEETs.

Who /rightwingerbutvotedlabourbecausefuckthetories/ here?

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Will he make it into the cabinet re-shuffle following the Tory win tonight?

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>>129053041
but it's true

reckon millibants would have won if he ran as labour leader again?

>>129053041
>He literally spent 30 years of his life trying to broker peace between warring parties

I hate this meme.

He wasn't a part of the Irish peace process. He didn't want peace between the two sides. He wanted Britain to be kicked out of Northern Ireland by a victorious Provisional IRA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqup9sVP9e0

wtf I hate I hate growth now!

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>>129050566
Is beting on torys getting less then 364 seats a good bet?

It seems to me.

>>129053617
No he wants the perks of the job without the responsibility

>>129053529
Hope so.
Investors are so pathetically skittish tho

>>129053611
Voted UKIP. I honestly thought about crossing next to Labour for keks.

so polls close at 10? how long does it normally take for results to come in? recall being up late for brexit vote

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>>129053617
Tory front benches are only for open borders globalists, silly Anon.

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Why is millenial wews so obsessed with withnail and I? How does that pertain to modern nationalism in any way?
>"hoots mon, ah have an invitation ta speak at some braw big yin nationalism conference"
>"What should I talk aboout ta them?"
>"I ken, im gonna dee a detailed and rambling one-and-a-half hoo-er analysis of a george harrison funded hippy film so I am."
>"then ill break it doon into aboot fafteen seperate wee clips and uplood them all onto mah yootoobe channel"
>"This is big yin relevant to the nationalist cause so it is, help ma boab!"

What was the point in that? Im struggling to see desu lads.

>>129053862
exit poll will be around 11-12 I think, usually a good tell

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When do the polls close?

why so many threads?

just let the tripfag make them. He's doing them all night...

>>129050499
>>129050499
>>129050499
>>129050499

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Labour voters are weird and they're fucking ugly, most of them.

They put slags and pakis first.

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>>129050566
I do apologise but I do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_oZAz8n1Js

>>129053746
And he was right. Honestly the IRA were no different to the American revolutionaries.

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>>129054019
10pm my anime friendo

>>129051639
the student loans terms are nicer than all the new tax from labour

>>129053746
t. Heresa

>>129053891

>Varying degrees of disgust

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>>129054066
>And he was right. Honestly the IRA were no different to the American revolutionaries.

If you think peace and a defeat for your own country are synonymous you are obviously mentally handicapped in some way.

Fuck off.

>>129053983
were the exit polls way off last time? i seem to recall labour getting fucked came as a huge shock to everybody, dont recall if it was from exit polls or actual results. anyway, thanks for the info

>>129053862
Counts from smaller constituencies come in pretty early. Results usually early morning (5-6 o clock)

>>129053891

>Kommie Huq
>Once shouted at bouncers outside a club saying 'DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM' etc because it was full capacity and they were turning people away.

>>129050852
I heard one madman in London put £1000 on a Lib Dem majority.

>>129053891

No it would be a good move on May's part, she knows that her cabinet is not right wing enough, thats why hammond is getting the axe, she needs to appease the growing nationalist sentiment in the England with an authentic Englishman. Mogg is a useful card for May to play at this point, although she does not take risks so I doubt it will happen.

Alas, one day...

https://strawpoll.com/65a7bw3

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>>129054249
Some guy in Tottenham put £2000 on the Greens winning a majority.

>>129054228
Exit polls were accurate , they called conservative majority. It was only a shock because all the polls up to the election were much closer

>>129054294
Keep dreaming.

>>129054211
True patriotism is admitting when your country gets something wrong.

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Reminda that Jayda is /ourslag/ and all mummy may posters should be confined to the gas chambers

>>129054249

what are the odds though? Billion to one?

Do I continue my Gundam marathon and stay up to watch the votes be counted in or go to bed before closing time and wake up surprised?

okay pol can someone explain each political party in the UK? just a TLDR version

Reminder that if you vote tory and are a /pol/ regular you're mentally deficient, 4chan will be the first to get its users tracked, then the site itself will be axed under May

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So my gf voted Tory
And I didn't vote

Who's the cuck?

>he's in his early 20s and votes conservatives

TORY BOOOOOOOOY

>>129050852
I misread the odds as 6/1 (it was 1/6) and put £20 on a tory majority

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>>129053776
SOMEBODY PLEASE RESPOND

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>>129054243
Huq & cuck

Be honest /pol/

How likely will it be that I wake up tomorrow with Jeremy Corbyn as my Prime Minister?

just casted my vote for based corbs lads.
if you want to use 4chan, do not vote may

>>129050852
I've got £100 on conservative majority at 1/4. Slightly worried

>>129054228
The regular polls suggested a narrow CON win, but when the exit polls came in around 11pm there were a lot of smiling Tory faces, it was a total wipeout. Exit polls can be trusted.

I and everyone I know voted labour

Get fucked

>>129054755
How much of a faggot are you that you can't stay up?

Why is corbyn bad? ive been to busy studying these last 2 years about to enter uni.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TONNES OF YOUNG VOTERS HAVE BEEN TURNED AWAY BECAUSE THEY DID NOT REGISTER OR DID NOT REGISTER PROPERLY

http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-uk-live-updates-latest-jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-winning-polls-seats-majority-labour-a7774696.html

>>129054733
i hope connie divorces him and turns him into a dishevelled wreck and he goes back to being the charlie brooker i knew 10 years ago

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I'm counting ballots tonight. I better see a lot of Gondolas on ballot papers.

>>129054764
>last didgits exactly the same as you white precent
fuck off pablo

>>129054933
lmfao!

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did my bit after i finished work lads, fuck mummy may.

>>129054755
Very small.

Anything other than a Tory win or a hung parliament is very unlikely 2bh.

>>129054755
Impossible. There are only a few seats actually in contest and Tories are dominating in these marginal contests. Labour gained ground but that doesn't matter shit. Trump won despite losing the popular vote and the same applies here.

>>129050566
>Vote Labour if you hate the UK edition

I believe the old saying goes.....

If you want a nigger for a neighbor, vote Labour.

>>129054442
>True patriotism is admitting when your country gets something wrong.

I don't think defending pro-union northern Irishmen is the same as doing something "wrong". Corbyn and McDonnell were despicable in their partisan support for the IRA who they fought on behalf of in Parliament. Even IRA commanders have said on the record how much they owe to the pair of them for ensuring that their morale didn't flag so they could hold out long enough for the Good Friday agreement to allow them to become a political force.

>>129055052
What if there is a huge young turnout this year?

>>129054927
Communist, Islam loving, anti white, terrorist supporting, anti family, open borders pansy

>>129055027
>tfw if Labour win you won't have a job once Corbyn crashes the economy
Kek

How's it going over there, boys? How are your chances?

Best wishes from the colonies, God save the Queen.

lads im going to vote in like 10 minutes, who do I vote for?

>>129054755

48% likely

>>129055006
fuck off jew. labour is the official party of /pol/

>>129054946
He's dead to me now lad.

>>129055144
The memeist party on your ballot

>>129055144
tory

>>129054755

Like 0.1%

There's a small chance we'll have a hung Parliament and a big chance we'll have a CON majority

>>129054933

Reminds me of the ruse in 2015 that you could cast your vote on Twitter by replying with the hashtag of the party you wanted in win.

The fucking yoof, I swear.

>>129055129
That literally never happens.

Young people never vote in as big numbers as old people. Also, lots of young people vote for memes like the Green Party.

>>129055144
Depends on the constituency you faggot

>>129055144

Labour unless you want 4chan to be blocked.

>>129055144
Tory unless you want SJWs LITERALLY running the UK from the inside

>>129055144
Gondola

>>129055137
even if i go neet i'll still have internet freedom :^)

>>129055123
Invading and controlling a country, killing innocent citizens within it, is wrong. It's just part of the empire, same as America was.

It was for our own good and theirs that the American revolution happened, and the same would have been true for the IRA.

>>129055144
tory

>>129055299
I've seen on Twitter from several people that there is a "bigger turnout than usual" and "more young people voting"

>>129055139
Theres about 2 ways this can go and neither of them are good

>>129055136
but if im starting uni in 3 months hes saving me money, if he raises taxes ill move me and my girlfriend somewhere else with my degree

>>129055341
This

>>129055363
>Implying Corbyn isn't going to censor the internet
Shutting down far-right hate groups and websites is in the Labour manifesto.

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>>129055144
This

>>129055513
>>>/r/the_donald

>>129055400
delete this

>>129055511
cite?

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>>129055513

YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

>Dad hates political correctness, muslims etc and voted to leave
>Still votes Labour because of muh Thatcher

Sometimes being Northern is a mental illness

>>129055675
The Labour manifesto

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SEND THE BASTARDS BACK

As I said yesterday don't worry about Crazy Corbyns chances - the polls are wrong.

The reason I'm so confident that they are wrong is because the pushy outspoken Corbynistas will make a lot of noise and ensure that they get polled whilst the people who vote for other parties (especially) UKIP are naturally shyer.

This scenario played out in the last election when it was that weird camel that sucked bacon butties leading the Labour Party and I was right then, but this time the supporters are even gobbier and disproportionately louder.

So you'll see Labour coming in ten points lower than this mornings polls.

I've just got out from voting UKIP and my dick is very big. SEND THE FUCKERS BACK

>>129054680
Does that mean you get back £3.33 if there's a Tory majority?

>>129055492
Which is the better option, though? This >>129051526 sort of thinking will only result in more dead innocents in the interim, and you won't have a country left by the end of it to vote on.

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Lads, the missus wanted us to go to the polls but I talked her out of it because she wanted labour and I'm voting Tory, told her we'd just cancel each other out so it'd be pointless.

Little does she know I voted earlier on my lunch break at 1pm.

What percentage of constituencies are actually competitive? Are they mostly competitive or are they mostly safe for a particular party?
Is it even feasible for Labour to take a majority with the SNP having booted them out of Scotland?

>>129055471
It won't be a huge amount. It'll be something along the lines of 35% instead of 30%.

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>>129053776
ANSWER

ME

PLEASE

>>129055437
This isn't the 15th century you pathetic cuck. The people of northern Ireland are British now, and want to be British. The moment they change their tune and want to join Ireland, they will be allowed to. Until then, they need protection from their Catholic enemies.

>It was for our own good and theirs that the American revolution happened

What the fuck are you talking about? How was it for "our own good" that a colony broke away and eventually surpassed us by seizing the most natural resource rich and fertile land in the world?

>the same would have been true for the IRA.

Kill yourself, kiddo.

I can't believe so many of you vote Tory

It's pathetic

P-p-please stop immigration ex Home Secretary mummy May

>>129055513
IM moving to didsbury next month, how culturally enriched is it?

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>>129055781
Nice work lad.

>>129055781
cheeky af

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>>129055821
fuck off

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>>129055722

>>129055728
It's over 100 pages long. Got a better citation or nope?

>>129051781
So did i, in caerphilly too

>>129055821
What odds?

>>129055955
>Can't be arsed to look through the manifesto
Bet you vote Labour as well, don't you.

We can't even keep to one thread the STATE of this country

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I voted LibDems.

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>>129055781

Fiendish!

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>>129050566

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>>129054894
Stick around. We'll want to laugh at you later.

>>129056022
1.85

>>129055027

Good lad

>>129055837
The majority of Americans wanted to stay part of Britain too, but it was vital for freedom that they did not.

>>129055781
Naughty Naughty

>>129055722
Isn't that most of Northern Labour voters?

>>129056029
>makes uncited bullshit claims
dismissed

>>129052216
I don't want to start blasphemous rumours but I think that /pol/ has a sick sense of humour

Also,
>at
Dirty Yank

Just had a thought about this and with brexit and the war of the northeast fleet is a completely different thing to policies and what he didnt say was completely different to the time soldiers of north america when they vote on Burma campaign. 52% and it doesn't look like that is what went on?

>>129056242
t. Labour HQ shill

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>>129055883
Mostly just liberal hippy students, there's a lot of pakis in Fallowfield and Chorlton though and Rusholme is 100% PAKI.

Come down south Manchester, towards Sale, there's a couple of black folks but it's like 88% white.

I'll buy you a drink in the Kings Ransom

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>>129056163

>>129056029
>ctrl+f through manifesto
>1 out of 2 matches for internet
>We will ensure that young
people understand and are able
to easily remove any content they
shared on the internet before they
turned 18.
>Other is about mobile coverage


You're talking shite

From people I know
>Labour - 52 votes
>Conservatives - 4 vote

Most of these are in swing seats
Gong to be interesting

>>129056129
Leave it

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>>129055883
Live right near the mosque lad, which is bad as it's in Didsbury but ironically one of the whitest areas in the central parts.

They don't live here. It's full of lefty cucks, but few Muslims.

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*if you didn't vote UKIP

>>129055513
Vote Lib Dem

>>129056317
It doesn't say anything in the Labour Manifesto about shutting down websites. :)

>>129055722
Dad seems pretty smart desu

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>>129054933

WTF Stoke Newington

>>129055511
yeah like people aren't just gonna flock to 8gag till 4chan comes back or something, anyway i've never considered /pol/ to even be that releveant enough for modern politics to even acknowledge making an effort at attempting shut down this place down specifically, its too niche and not mainstream enough, although it is somewhat. if anything it will be those kekposting autists on twitter that get targeted. those people are just memespouters and dont know about 4chan to begin with.

>>129055027
fight the globalists, desu
good work

>>129056364
Are you still around late?

Saved your post to post it after the results

>>129055884
I hate the shitty Cons but couldn't resist a chuckle at that you sneaky old dog you.

Stoke south will turn blue for the first time since 1950 tonight.

>>129056163
They were revolting against parliament, not Britain.

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Tfw votes Labour, Corbyn wins. "Yeah, no tuition fees!" Graduates. Gets job. "Why are my taxes so high?" Tuition fees for new students.

>Saying you vote labour is now a meme on /pol/

Fucking wow, shittest meme since JIDF.

>>129056528
>(((Stoke Newington)))

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>>129056163
>vital for freedom that they did not.

Vital for the freedom of the colonial elite to be able to exploit the land themselves without paying any taxes for their protection and so they could ignore the British ban on them stealing native land.

I'm gonna assume this is some sort of "merely pretending to be retarded" scenario.

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>>129054610
>implying users are`nt already tracked
>implying varying intelligence services don`t monitor 4chan already

can`t decide
retard or momentum concern trolling

>>129055437
>empire
>wrong

faggot

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>labour manifesto
>page 112
>We will end racism and discrimination
against Gypsy, Roma and Traveller
communities, and protect the right
to lead a nomadic way of life.

>>129056076
Just imagine the face on the potential muzzie vote counter once she unfolds this bad boy.

>>129056707
>nationalising energy: £39.3bn
nonsense.

>loads of people doing exit polls on twitter like they mean anything

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>>129056867
>Labour voters will defend this

We will implement the Parker Review
recommendations to increase ethnic
diversity on the boards of Britain’s
largest companies.

>>129056450
Drink bleach and die screaming before the shame sets in you mad retatdisamo.

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>>129053529

2nd from right

claimed

>>129054644
dunno
ask her bull

https://twitter.com/VICEUK/status/872440913754300417

Watched all the interviews and Mummy May literally couldn't run a bath without saying STRONG AND STABLE

>>129055400
wew, lots of nostalgia there laddy

>>129056707
lol what a load of shite

>>129053617

What in the fuck is that thing? Long neck, and narrow head. Is it even human?

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>>129055437
Gas yourself you self-hating ponce

>>129056999
I won't.

I really hate "record youth turnout" meme.
Is that true this time?

:e will improve diversity on and offscreen,
working with the film industry
and public service and commercial
broadcasters to find rapid solutions
to improve diversity.

>>129055137
>implying all those other countries with a social democrat government in europe have no jobs & a shit economy

>>129057157
>Implying Corbyn is a Social Democrat

We all need to work harder to keep
children safe online. Labour will
ensure that tech companies are
obliged to take measures that further
protect children and tackle online
abuse. We will ensure that young
people understand and are able
to easily remove any content they
shared on the internet before they
turned 18.

>>129057067
That whole tweet looks like a parody of Vice.

It's like BBC Three for marijuana enthusiasts.

>>129056867
always worth a laugh when people try to frame anti-pikey sentiment as racist. as if anyone cares if they're irish or roma or from wherever the fuck. people hate them because their lifestyle exists to help them be criminal leeches

Rightly how do you feel about getting the general nicked from you again?

What are the chances of UKIP winning a single seat is south thanet a chance?

Remember to only make one new thread next time lads.

>>129057107
don't chat shit about the Mogg

>>129057038
jokes on you
I had her 30lbs ago

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>Corbyn is just a Social Democrat guys... not a fucking lunatic Marxist

Based Comrade Corbyn will return Islas Malvinas to the rightful owner! Even if locals aren't good with that, but they are fucking white males anyway lol.

Anyone else in Reading West?

UKIP didn't stand so I assume the Hindu guy was pro brexit so I voted for him.

>>129057138
Thing that never happens is definitely going to happen this time!!

>>129057285
It's not mine.

I'm here to help, not to try and claim something as my right that isn't.

Labour will bring the law on LGBT
hate crimes into line with hate crimes
based on race and faith, by making
them aggravated offences.

>>129057107
No, it is a Mogg, a race far superior to our own

The days following a Corbyn win, he will officially replace the RAF with Hezbollah, the Royal Navy with the Ira, and the RCAF with the PLA.

Then immediately end all immigration controls.

>>129050566
>Lose personal liberties and more cuts to public services if Tories win

>Lose English identity, flooded with migrants, and can't post on /pol/ because bullying if Labour win

What do?

>>129057229
it's funny la

Will the Neil be doing anything tonight?

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>>129057358
i fucking hate communists.

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>Corbyn is just a Social Democrat guys...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jeremy-corbyn-hails-fidel-castro-as-a-champion-of-social-justice-a7440696.html

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/26/jeremy-corbyn-left-uk-politics-fidel-castro

*praises Communist dictators*

Voted SNP is that ok lads?

Someone explain how this works to me.

>Conservatives win most seats
>But they don't win a majority
>hungparliament.jpg
>Despite winning fewer seats, Corbyn becomes PM and leads a coalition with SNP and/or Lib Dems or whoever

Some people think this may happen. Surely the leader of the party with the most seats wins the election?

>>129057407
You are a bit mad though, aren't you?

>>129057499
no.

>>129057138
It looks like loads of them didnt even register properly.

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>>129057318

That's where you're wrong freindo

I like my girls with a bit to grab onto

>>129057440
>Lose English identity, flooded with migrants, and can't post on /pol/

These will happen with the Tories. Arguably more likely and much sooner.

>>129057394
Reading?

You have my deepest sympathies.

>>129057510
Sometimes small numbers can add up to make bigger numbers

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>>129055437
Fuck my keks!
How long has Diane Abbott been posting on pol..?
Put your dick in the plug socket Diane you utter spasmo.

>>129057441
>la
>>96

>>129057569
Yes lad. I've been mad for fucking years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YOyDSjXJnk

>>129056867

>We will defend gypsies who wish to steal from and scam people

>>129057465
He was on the coverage last time so I assume he'll be doing an hour or two tonight

>>129053891
proper used to fancy that lass from blue peter.

>>129057422
Please can we have one of your nukes immigrate to london in that case. We wont even fight back.

>>129057622
Where are you from fagget

>>129057622
i work in green park and live in a really nice area, lots of chinese near me that's it

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>>129054644
it's you

>>129057465
The man will go all night!

>>129056442
How do you figure? Who or what is the problem?
I see spoiling your ballot as a way of saying that you're registered, you cared enough to take the time to visit the polling station, but you don't like what any of the candidates represent. It's basically letting people know that you're a potential voter who isn't being spoken to.
>>129056700
The number of spoiled ballots is announced at the same time as the results. It was significant in France this year.
>>129056790
I live in Oxford East. Labour safe seat. I think going by the popular vote is a recipe for disaster. Do you want the few major cities in this country being the only people consulted on policy?
>>129056996
You can vote for a party with which you agree. Tactical voting is only useful when you absolutely abhor one of the other parties.

>>129057465
>>129057709
He is on Dimbleby's program.

>>129057510

Don't worry about it, it won't happen.

NEW

>>129057661
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>>129057661
>>129057661

>>129057625
Yeah but my point is that if Conservatives win the most seats surely May would still be Prime Minister?

Did it lads, voted tories because as shit as May is, Labour have done fuck all to help this town other than fill it with pakis

>>129057771
A nicer place than that shithole.

I'm surprised people are so defensive about the place...

Vote Buckethead to secure the moon for the Queen and SAVE ARE NHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpJ4N0ffgk

>>129057216
He might not be but his manifesto is.

Corbyn & Labour seem to be the only party who remember that we don't have a fucking presidential system and that the actual beliefs of the party leader can give way to what the party as a whole want.

Like Corbyn obviously doesn't want to keep Trident but as the majority of labour want it, keeping it is in the manifesto.

Corbyn might not be a social democrat himself but labour led by him levels out as a social democrat party.

>>129057510

Nope but thankfully that almost never happens and would lead to another election next year.

>>129054451
proper good rack Jayda

>>129057478

>Not mentioning Chile has a >1 dead commie to grave ratio

>>129057869
Not even the bump limit, reported.

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Anybody know what are Nige is up to tonight? Is he booked to be anywhere after 10PM?

>>129057879
That's not how FPTP works

>>129054424
Isn't that literally impossible?

>>129057939
Yeah, I am not playing fire with that. So no thanks.

>>129052395
>tfw member of the neolib, globalist Tory Party

Also, my girlfriend is Jewish. Stay mad.

>>129053579
GET OUT OF ANGLELAND YOU CUNTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129058074
there standing in enough seats

>>129057510
Conservatives can win the most out of any individual party, but if they do not have over 50% of the seats, another party can put their seats together to form a government.

For example

>Tory get 40% of seats
>Labour get 30%
>SNP get 30% (yea obviously not but for sake of simple maths)

Labour and SNP can now team up to have 60% and win

If no one can agree to team up Conservatives could govern with a minority government, which would mean it would be hard for them to do much as the others could always vote them down.

>>129058028
Yes LBC

>most logical choice is Labour
>people treat politics like a football match, meaning they have to suck the dick of one party for their entire life simply because their webpage says they're right-leaning
Conservicucks ruining another country I see.

>>129057358
We need a good commie scare, might get a reaction.

>>129058473
I need to filter Yank flags. You Bernie voters are fucking annoying.

>>129053579
Die of AIDS immediately
Anyone who voted for Timothy fucking Farron needs to go

>>129055513

Fuckin nice

What is with the cunts withholding their addresses?