Brit/pol/ - Get Ready For The Storm edition

Wtf why isn't the news talking about the election on today of all days?

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

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Bush?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM

>>129050620
They're not allowed to.

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What are the Conservatives going to do about this, apart from steepen its descent?

>>129050620
The media isn't allowed to cover the election until polls close outside of mentioning that the polling stations are open

>>129050672
>no reference to Brit/pol/ in the poll title

This could be fucking Reddit for all we know

>>129050620
they can't talk about it lad. same on all broadcast media. it's illegal.
at 10pm, when the polls close, they can start talking about it again

>>129050620

Election Purdah

>>129050810
tax breaks for married couples

>>129050810
Persuade people they aren't steepening it's descent while steepening it's descent, in a frighteningly effective way.

>>129050826

Its one of the things I like about how we conduct our elections here.

>>129049825
narrowed it down to hammersmith

>>129050810
May said a 10k immigrant cap.

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lads I'm already breaking down and dropping redpills on my mates on goybook, how can I possibly survive the next 12 hours. Why do election days make me go full drunk retard

oy vey
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/08/diversty-britain-greatest-strength-political-agenda-june-sarpong

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>>129051050
No she didn't, she said in the tens of thousands (less than 100k), also, don't believe anything they say.

>>129050675

by far my favorite bush.

>>129051418

We get brexit completed then we vote UKIP yet again to force the conservatives tot he right.

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Rate my bet lads

Would have put more on the majority bet but Skybet are pussies and only let me do that amount as maximum

>>129051418
>tens of thousands
You need to highlight that this is net only

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I just went and slapped a vote on UKIP and when I went outside to the exit, there was four Muslim men and two women walking towards the entrance, two of them muttered to me while smiling ''hope you voted labour, we need every vote we can get'' and I replied smugly ''of course. for the many, not the few''

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So how many cucks voted for the neolib, globalist Tory Party like a bunch of turkeys voting for Christmas?

>>129051606
Pretty solid bet

who /jezza/ here?

>>129051632
True.

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>>129051650
I don't believe you, but I want to.

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>REMINDER AT 10PM ANONS SHOULD MAKE THEIR OWN BRIT/POL/ THREAD SO WE COLONISE ALL OF /POL/
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>>129051050
She didn't. Nor did she give a corroborated deadline by which her promise to bring migration down would be achieved.

Her own Brexit secretary said it could take as long as five years or more before those numbers could be achieved. Plus the Tories have said this twice before and not done it.

>>129051329

Check out the comments though. Bet the Grundian closed them early because of all the negatives.

>>129051577
LARPing

when do the final results come out?

>>129051763
Fuck no, this will just make the mods get pissed off and brit/pol/ will be banned for a while.

>>129051763
Raiding is against the rules.

Who here ready for the gulags?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXFVb1VVJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXFVb1VVJA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXFVb1VVJA

>>129051763
Fuck off

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>>129050499

>>129050620
It's make your mind up time.

>>129051838
Exit poll at 10pm

>>129051418
I don't believe her...All you can do is vote and have the high ground.

Vote for low immigration and if it doesn't change then you can start having the conversation about if voting doesn't work then what...

>>129050719
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>>129050881
I wish American media did this, every day until the polls close it's "REEEEEEE, VOTE OUR WAY, STUPID GOYIM!"

Vote UKIP.

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
The Tories want to fuck us over with immigration for business interests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
Labour want to fuck everyone over because of "muh immigrants"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both of the main party leaders campaigned to keep us in the EU.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.

>>129051740
No word of a lie lad

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Give me a run down on the election please lads

>>129051106
Diane Abbott has been an MP for longer than I have been alive.

Why does hackney north and stoke newington exist?

Which fucking idiots keep making so many threads?

>>129051838
Polls close at 10pm and we also get an exit poll, most results will be announced between 2-5am

>>129051668

>Voted Labour.

>>129051919
Thought it was 11?

>>129052054

Its the british equivalent of detroit

>>129050950
How's that supposed to help? A higher percentage of asians are married than whites

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>>129051860
Its not a raid its imperialism

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Start buying guns.

So who's winning lads?

>>129050843
>REDDIT FREE EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

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>just realised I put a tick instead of a cross on my ballot

>>129052201
The Tories will win, the only question is by how much.

>>129051838

We should know in about 9 or 10 hours.

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>>129052252
>realised I put a dick

>>129052252
You can put anything in the actual box, as long as it's clear who you intended to vote for.

so who is /ourcandidate/?

>>129052001
The two main parties are a product of the electorate, nothing will change under democracy in such a diversely opinionated society who have lost their national identity.

>>129052252
Doesn't matter, some guy drew a dick in the box in 2015 and it got counted as valid

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>>129052195
Start MAKING guns, Dad.

>>129052215
>no spoiled ballot

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1614 / 198

I couldn't decide who to vote for, so I just put a big cross next to Labour because I hate them

What are the odds that UKIP accidentally wins seats this time because of how much fuckery both parties underwent in just the last week?

>>129052183
1. Percentage doesn't matter when we talking about procreating only base numbers.
2. Its a method of encouraging marriage so that ratio would change. Asians don't need encouragement because they've been allowed to keep their faith and culture.

>>129052386
You're probably right, I'd still people here rather not think the Tories are a solution though.

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>>129050719
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>>129050881
>tfw you're baiting but all the replies are nice and sincere and it makes you feel bad

s-sorry guys

>>129052545

Pretty much none.

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Whats going on here lads?

Also why the fuck are EU citizens allowed to vote in a GE?

My entire house is Lib Dem cucks, all my Tory mates are back at uni or doing the count. Anyone else alone for the election tonight?

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>tfw i missed the box and crossed outside it then had a panic attack and ran out the polling station without casting my vote

>>129052655
There is no solution that isn't LARP tier.

>>129051842
We were ok that time there was 15 threads for no reason
>>129051860
You can't raid your own board

>>129052036
It's shit

>>129051763
but that's retarded

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>tfw head full of Nietzsche and Bowden and lulz but nobody to talk to

>>129052787
HAHAHAHAHA
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Es war doch nur ein Streich, Brudi!

>>129052889
Everything is a LARP until things are put into action.

>>129050499
Imagine falling for the "le jews" meme so hard you actually end up supporting a communist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrHPFN6Kt58 [Embed]

https://www.dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

and they aren't being "ironic" either, as much as the mainstream media who loves this commie faggot would like you to think so, since they don't want to keep going "muh disavow itttttt" with him

See what they wrote:
>Look – Corbyn is definitely a multi-racialist, pro-faggot leftist. But he is also an old school type leftist and thus ANTI-GLOBALISM.

>And sorry to break the rough news – but a multi-racialist, pro-faggot leftist against globalism is better than a multi-racialist, pro-faggot “Tory” for globalism.

>Just look at this on the geo-political scale here.

>Theresa is:

>Anti-Russia
>Pro-Israel
>Pro-Saudi
>Pro-international free trade
>Pro-EU
>Female

>Jeremy is:

>Not even concerned about Russia, would probably just be cool with Putin
>Anti-Israel
>Anti-Saudi
>Anti-international free trade
>At least less pro-EU than Theresa
>Male

>Honestly, if you look at this from just a basic cost-benefit analysis, I don’t even understand how we are having this discussion.

It's what I say, anti-zionism is unironically an arab/commie trick to fuck up the west even more

>>129052865
Me too lad, hearing rumours that Labour may have taken it by single digits now too.

>>129052894
Brit/pol/ is so different from wider /pol/ that it effectively is.

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>>129052968

Wait, so is there no NEIL at all tonight?

>>129052568
I hope you're right but I'm dubious

Marriage is a dying institution and so relying on it to boost white procreation seems doomed from the start

>>129052865
you had one job..

>>129053097
He will probably be part of the election coverage

>>129052787
That's absolute bollocks what the fuck are EU citizens trying to do voting in the U.K. Elections

>>129050810
>70% by 2021
calling bullshit on that. we are 85%white british right now and that graph would have me believe we are at 75%. not going to lie,their is a problem. only 77% of 16-18 year olds are white british.

What are the max and minimum amounts of seats the Conservatives are looking at to day lads

400 max 330 min?

>>129052787
they arent

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>so what if hundreds have been killed? the BNP are bigger terrorists

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>>129053094

>>129052364
lmao did u draw ur country lmao

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/872881640766402560

REKT

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>mfw my polling station was the local mosque

>>129053199
The Guardian has a decent election coverage, it's just about the only thing they're good for
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

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>>129050499
Voted Corbyn.
Just hoping for maximum salt now.
>Voting May.
>mmm cuck me please and destroy my internets.

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>>129053414
Was Labour the only option of the ballot?

>>129053062
That's only because outer /pol/ is being raided though

>>129053304
This guy thinks its the early 90's

alright lads, what's the official brit/pol/ party, UKIP?

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>>129052968
>hitler tried to be a nice guy but still ended up being the worlds most ebil devil

desu he might as well have just slaughtered them lads in dunkirk and other places

>>129052998
You need to go full day of the rope and remove all the members of the electorate that you disagree with and somehow reinstate the institutions that allow national identity to form in society. Explain how that would be possible in reality?

the daily faggot endorsed corbyn

Will pol go full-retard and vote him in?

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>>129053304
>the majority of violent extremism comes from the ira and bnp

>>129050675
best bush song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQHVEXODgg

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2.5 hours until you are all proved wrong shitlords

Getting hyped for John Curtice and Jeremy Vine's technodrome 2bh lads

>>129053258
About 360-70 max, around 305 minimum seems to be the average range.

However, like always I expect that the shy tory effect has been underrepresented. 305 seems like way too low for a minimum to me.

>>129053505
Piss off and don't come back

>>129053555
>>129053304

its always muh IRA isn't it?

>oh look another muzzie dindu attack
>oh yeah, well the IRA killed people 20 years ago how about that bigots!

>>129053464
>voting for labour
>mmm cuck me please and destroy my country

>>129053536
I can't see a way it would happen, I know how unlikely it is, I don't waste my time holding out hope but it doesn't mean there isn't any there.

>>129053445
that's pretty good actually, thanks

>>129052787

EU Citz AREN'T allowed to vote. But after being in the country for 20 years, they can apply for British Citizenship

So it's his own dumb fault. Also, if he only found out now, he didn't attempt to register.

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>6 threads

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>>129053505

>>129053414
>forgot my prayer rug and compass
>couldn't pay my customary respects to Allah before voting
>kicked out

Every time

dubbs confirm corbyn will win.

>>129053684
>Labour voters

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VOTE LABOUR!

>>129053580
I like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pllRW9wETzw

What should I shout down the phone to my elderly, lifelong Labour supporter father when his constituency turns blue?

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>>129053533
It's okay Island Monkey. Next time we fuck some shit up together.

>>129053844
let's go boys
jezza 2017

>>129053844

OH SHI-

*gets interned in Gulag*

>>129053715
Internet >>>>> Shit no one cares about

Rightly So is a nonce

>>129053844
>a tater tot
every fucking time

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>>129053580
Fiddle dee dee!

>>129053938
SIGN YOUR HOUSE OVER TO ME NOW BEFORE MUMMY MAY TAKES IT TO PAY FOR YOUR SOCIAL CARE

>>129053844
Socialist utopia confirmed.

>>129053938
"Dad, I know we have political differences, but thanks for the support you've given me over the years. I love you and Mum."

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>>129054035

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>>129053879

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Gervais is such a cuck

>>129053642
305 is goofy

I haven't been following it closely because the conservatives are up 10 points in the aggregate

>>129054074
i live in the same town where she was born

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Digits confirm Jeb will win

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What you lads drinking tonight? Got my Aspall ready to go but will probably pop out later to get more beers when I get paid at midnight.

>>129053445
thansk lad

>>129054244
Edge of Kent isn't it?

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>>129053844

>>129053938
"The only good socialist is a National Socialist!"

"Follow your leader, have a stroke!"

>>129054193
I bet Karl is a labour voter too, he's stupid enough to buy into the everything is free, we fight for the average man bs

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>>129053965

>>129054160
You fuck children

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>>129054263

Reminder that if you vote tory and are a /pol/ regular you're mentally deficient - 4chan will be the first to get its users tracked, then the site itself will be axed under May

>>129054417
No I don't, that breaches the NAP

>>129053310

That beautiful dome.

Also, you have no idea what you are posting.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Paul%27s_Survives

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>>129050675
i love this song.

>>129054369
No way Karl is definitely UKIP or Tory voter he hates anything for free even though he sponged off Suzanne for years

>>129053310
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12016916

>Air Marshall Arthur "Bomber" Harris, surveying the damage, remarked, "Well, they're sowing the wind." It was under his lead that RAF Bomber Command wreaked firestorms upon German cities. Before a 1,000-plane raid on Cologne, he told the newsreel cameras: "Now they are going to reap the whirlwind."

>>129054263
Got four Dark Fruits and some buds for the early hours

>>129050675
KATE BUSH DID 9/11

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>>129054261

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>>129053879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiPAVPz1k4

SHUT UP!

>>129053464
she's got an interesting nose

>>129054313
pretty much, its the bexley borough of london but we have a kentish postcode.

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>>129054530
you a student, Rightly?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

TONNES OF YOUNG VOTERS HAVE BEEN TURNED AWAY BECAUSE THEY DID NOT REGISTER OR DID NOT REGISTER PROPERLY

http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/politics/election-uk-live-updates-latest-jeremy-corbyn-theresa-may-winning-polls-seats-majority-labour-a7774696.html

>>129053879
I'm a bit young to of ever heard any of his comedy but by the way he has been acting recently I don't think I ever will. does he not see what an absolute ballbag he looks like?

>>129050499
RUN
HIDE
TELL

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>>129052968
Thats not HMS Hood kraut thats Barham

>>129054530
Libertarian slime

>>129054704
No.

>>129051050
>May
>capping immigration
Don't be silly

Just voted at my local Catholic Church in Bradford where I was baptised

>almost every single person walking in an out was Muslim
>even one of the people who sign you in and give you the card was wearing a hijab

Just fucking end it.

>>129054586
DO IT AGAIN

>>129054795
I'm not a libertarian.

>>129054708
Tory voters no doubt! haha

>>129054525
Don't forget that a lot of the posters here are also either NEET, on benefits or low wage workers earning under £80,000 a year.

The Tory shills have done a good job of convincing the cucks here to vote for the establishment Jews.

>>129054585
If Karl had been away from Ricky for long enough before the vote and formulated his own opinion he'd probably vote UKIP

If he'd been with Ricky discussing politics within two weeks of today he'd vote Labour

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>>129053310
here's a better triggering post

muh Coventry is the dresden of england

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>>129050499
>voting in the flawed system known as a First-Pass-The-Post

We would have 1/4 of the parliament under batshit crazy UKIP MPs that would love to have 10 Aircraft Carriers filled with SWORMS of Drones, instead you prefer an unrepresentative system where it's possible that the party with parliamentary majority has barely taken 35% of the popular vote.

Dumb and Sad

>>129050620
Underage detected

>>129052787
MERKEL SHILLS BTFO

>Cravendale ready
>Fridge raiders in the microwave
>tfw it's almost time for comfy vote maps

Can't wait lads.

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>>129054708
Fucking lazy kids.

Serves em right.

>>129050499
How do you do fellow British people. God save the Queen! Just voted for labour to protect our great country from the nasty tories, who would bring us back to the Thatcher era.

>>129052545
If R Nige was still the leader, there'd have been a chance

But he got into bed with Trump so no chance of that happening

>>129054530
>Libertarian

Haaaaaaaaahaha that's even worse than liberal scum

2 HOURS 23 MINUTES UNTIL EXIT POLLS RELEASED

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WATCH HALF OF DAS BOOT

>>129054708
My God they're so fucking thick

>>129054708
Where is that guy with the voter registration graph when you need him?

>>129054708
Why do you have to register, anyway?

>>129055015
I'm not a libertarian, the poster calling me a nonce is randposter, I was taking the piss.

>>129055024
KEK

>>129053580

You're having a laugh, Darling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEHqPCA_lzQ

>>129054828
I don't give a shit about your depressed black pilled bullshit ...

Who Thatcherite here?

>>129054912
Proportional representation is a terrible system. Do you honestly want endless coalitions of single issue parties? UKIP should never be in government; they were good for putting pressure on the Conservatives for an EU referendum and that's it.

>>129052787
>live here for 20 years
>don't apply for citizenship

What the fuck is this persons problem?

>>129054525
>Implying that Mays plans are anything other than the pipe dreams of an uninformed old woman

>>129054968
>2 hours yet
>almost time

>>129055130
Low turnout works well for the Tories, it also why you'll rarely see them encouraging people to register to vote.

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>>129055042

>>129052370
There isn't one. Collapse the economy or ban the internet. Commie Corbyn or Sharia May

Digits decides my vote. I'm 2015 we had 52.2% conservative. Choices are:
>lab
>con
>libdem
>green
Or a spoiled ballot.

Lads whens the last time YKTD was about? haven't seen him in timeeeeeee

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>>129055252

>>129055273
they are a citizen of the world anon

>>129055133
Don't lie darling

Trying Taco Bell out tomorrow

What can i expect

>>129055130
So you don't just go around the town voting in every polling station you pass, so the dead don't vote, so Abdul on holiday from Syria doesn't vote, etc.

>>129053242

>85% White British

Fucking hell just nuke us :(

>>129055396
Con

>>129055396
labourrrr

>>129055396
Spoil your ballot.

>getting told "not voting isn't an option" after I explain in detail why I can't with any dignity vote for any of them
Don't know why I bother, I'm just going to go ahead and play to the role of apathetic, lazy youngster they do desperately want to categorise me as. Can't break the programming, gotta keep voting for parties that you openly admit won't uphold your interests. Fucking Bravo, cunts.

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Far too many communists in this country.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_5FkCs6n_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_5FkCs6n_A
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_5FkCs6n_A

>>129055449
Diarrhoea

>>129055449
Soggy Doritos

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>>129052787
>how can we integrate if we don't get a say on its future

>>129055396
Con

i thought you boys got rid of the tripfags.

why haven't you driven them out yet?

>>129055255
>t. Tory shrill

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>>129055042

>>129054912
>le FPTP is bad meme

Yes PR is much better with endless coalitions that cuck out on what they stand for even more than parties under FPTP in order to get power. Truly repesentative!

You don't vote for the party stupid, you vote for the CANDIDATE to represent your area. If they leave their party and join another they're not required to step down from being your MP. Retards like yourself are the biggest reason that politics in the UK is fucked because all you do is vote for any old retard if they have a red/blue/yellow symbol next to them. If only everyone understood this we could get rid of modern politicians and their party line bullshit that has tainted British politics for over a century.

How are exit polls conducted?

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>>129054734
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>129055396
Conservative m8, kek wills it.

>>129055396
spoil

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>>129055252
Not exactly, but she was one of the best we've ever had.
Parasites fuck off.

>>129055396
Vote BNP

>>129055321
I know. I mean, why do you have to register to vote at all? Why is it a thing? Is being a citizen not enough?

>>129055457
You guys don't keep census data?

>>129055428

EEC =/= EU

>>129055527
How? I'm thinking either 'Jeb!' or 'Niggers tongue my anus'

>>129055427
he was here yesterday lad
>>129055396
rollan

>>129055396
Green and then suicide.

>>129055427
This afternoon

>>129055611
Ask people in key seats how they voted after they've left the polling station

>>129055611
People exit the polling station and are asked how they voted.

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>only booze I have for tonight is fucking herbal schnapps
Can't be arsed to go to Sainsbury's tbqh.

>>129055396
These digits say tory

>>129055603
t. tory HQ

>>129055696
She knew what she was getting into.

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>>129054392
whats the story behind this?

well voted labour, don't panic it's a tory 60% seat.

>>129055611

They ask people exiting the polling station

Condpsdering all the liberals belittle you if you didn't vote their way they are very inaccurate

>>129055737
>>129055718
was he really? I thought he fucked off because he had a ''girlfriend''.

>>129055396
Green

Reminder to use this thread first

>>129050566

>>129050566

>>129050566

>>129050566

>>129055880
>>129055792
dumb frogs

>>129055694
>You guys don't keep census data?

The Census isn't done that often, people move, come of age and get citenzenship in that time.

>>129055811
nice argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions

>>129055694
>You guys don't keep census data?

We do, but it's not 100% up to date. You are asigned a polling station in your consituency and you can;t vote anywhere else. It's how they ensure that only those eligable vote and that they only vote once.

>>129055800
Tory it is my lad
Wtf I love big brother now

>>129055547
SPOIL YOUR BLOODY BALLOT. Fucking Hell. If everyone who hates the political parties in this country would just spoil their ballots, instead of not showing up, something would actually change.
@129055599
>t. attention-seeking tripfag that should neck itself.
Why is this shit allowed on an anonymous imageboard?
>>129055703
Write in whatever you want, but put a line through all of the boxes by the real candidates so they know you're not just retarded.

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>>129053886

>>129055939
we've got like 3 threads up, mods need to get stickying soon else we're gonna be in full shitfest mode within the hour

Looking forward to Christmas lads?

>>129055694
>why do you have to register to vote at all?

So you get situations like there where people who aren't registered are caught out. It's easily fixable by auto-registering people or by teaching basic politics in school but the Tories rely on low turnout so it'll never happen.

It's also the reason why most of them are passionately opposed to lowering the voting age and mandatory voting.

>>129055999
>i mean you don't vote for the highly toxic and unpopular national party, you vote for the good candidate that works hard for your area

sounds like something right out of tory HQ

hence

t. tory HQ

>>129052432
that looks like a good way to lose a hand or two

>>129055962
I'm not fucking dumb I got an A* in Maths haha suck on that cunt.

>>129056114
A sticky will be made but brit/pol/ usually runs alongside British happenings

>>129054263
Nice choice of booze anon

>Aspalls
>Ass

>>129054498
That's the one lad

>>129052545
ukip don't have enough members left to stand in every constituency
they had their moment, did what they were supposed to do, and became irrelevant

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>>129055792
At least you got something mate, I'm planning on walking round some shops and a couple of parks looking for spliff ends I can pick up take home and make in to a bong

>>129056131
sounds like something right out of the actual reality of what the system is but by all means continue being a retard

LSAJOPA\DAOJAWIOJ33433#

ESWAIKE


EKLFKKKL;8888

>>129056026
>>129055984
>>129056119
Wait, you guys don't auto-register people?

what's the actual point in me voting when I live in an ultra safe Tory seat?

>>129056070
The parties aren't the problem. Spoiling my ballot is a sign of tacit support for the system which inevitably leads to a slow centrist decay.

>>129056391
No

>>129056374
Of course

>>129056411
It will make you feel better.

Just back from voting, went for Conservative but in fucking Glasgow it will make almost no difference. Was tempted to go for Labour to get the SNP out but I couldn't being myself to vote for these socialist idiots.

Not that I am a massive Tory fan, but they were the best option out of all the shit we were presented with I reckon.

>>129056391
No. Though once you are, you stay registered AFAIK.

>>129056411
Votes are counted so if a party gets more votes than it did last time it will start an avalanche style change to the local area's politics.

>>129056336
Made irrelevant by defeatist wankers like you. Did you vote May because of "muh hard brexit"?

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Why is there a shy Tory effect in pre-election polls but not in exit polls?

What is the weather like near you guys? Pissing it down here. Do you think this could have an effect on who turns out?

>>129056391
Nope. Because if we did then the politically disillusioned might stop by their polling station if they happen to be out that day. The horror.

>>129055252

She actually stole my milk.

>>129056070
'They' is just some middle aged woman who will just chuck the spoiled ballot into the without second thought.

>>129056658
It was shit earlier on but it is quite pleasant now.

>>129056391
no
registering is free and easy
>>129056411
draw something vulgar on the ballot paper for a laugh

>>129056537
No UKIP candidate?

>>129056411
LAssuming there is a party that you would like to vote for, then it gives them a showing even if they don't win. Means your seat is one vote less safe next time.

>>129056119
I'm against lowering the voting age and mandatory voting and I'm far from a Tory. There's too many fucking idiots voting who are nfluenced by the laughable party propaganda we have now, don't need more.

>>129055255
>proportional representation
>terrible system
What's you constituency?

>United Kingdom general election, 1951

Churchill wins and forms a majority despite Attlee having a popular majoriy. Do you think this 'democracy'?

>>129056621
People who do opinion polls are loud, political, and usually lefty

hope you lads enjoy 4chan being shut down by theresa

>>129056760
Not in my area sadly

>>129053701
some of us were alive back then anon
pretty shit time desu. still hate irish people

>>129056658
kek it's pissing it down AND young people forgot to register again.

Tory landslide just get it over with

Shit lads better go vote before Polling closes

see ya in a bit xx

>>129055255
>Do you honestly want endless coalitions of single issue parties?

Much preferable to voting for the least shit party. Would like to actually vote for a party a agree with for a change. FPTP is a system for a past time. All politics should be national for parliament.

Recycle the other thread please dont sperg out and make another 12

>>129056699

Waaaa I want free shit

Get parents who love you enough to spend a few quid a month on you

>>129056803
Righties should be proud to be cucks.

>>129055174
>>129053580
>>129053886
Now that the kids are done talking, time for the real best bush
https://youtu.be/fRFQVMJf5eI

>>129057096
That's my other favourite.

>Tfw Twinnings tea bags always float to the top of the mug making it hard to drink your tea after the halfway point

>>129056621
Once you put the tick in the box and this starts playing in your head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU and your are ready to call out any snotty nosed leftist clipboard

>>129050566
>>129050566
>>129050566
>>129050566

Use this up first

>>129056621
There isn't a shy tory effect in pre-election polls. This "effect" hasn't been present in any UK election over the last 20 years. The ability for exit polls to be more accurate is because turnout at that point is known.