we live in the greatest timeline

>>129046437
is this guy actively trying to turn this whole thing into a big deal or does he really think he's doing good damage control
i honestly can't tell

>>129046796
i have no idea but im pretty sure if he just said "yeah i like hentai" it would go over way better for him lmao

What's this about

>>129046796

the guy's a fucking idiot. seems like he's trying to damage control by playing dumb but it's only just making it worse for him

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>>129046908
he'd be welcomed into the fold at least
>>129047126
pic related sums it up

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You think Tucker will mention this on his show? This all started with a rant over him, after all

>>129047372
>No tentacle tag
What a fucking idiot lmao

Fucking mods deleted the last thread

i think its just trying to save face

>>129047735
I know, super pissed I didn't get to see some juicy pics.

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Someone get all this sent to Tucker

>>129047437
>>129047437
T>>129047437
hat was fucking bizarre.

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Yes his 'son' was quoting rule 34

He really is one of us. He's been that dedicated to shiposting the past year. It all makes sense now

>>129047799
everyday judaism right there

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>>129047870
There was plenty I saved though. Dipshit mod probably saw porn and just deleted it

>>129047640
the doujin even has a facesitting tag yet he goes "WTF is facesitting"

>>129047799
What a retard

Fapping to anime is pathetic

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God the massive amount of damage control he's doing

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>>129046437
I've been seeing this everywhere. Give me a rundown on who this man is and why he keeps talking about hentai.

>>129047372
>no guro tag
What a fucking pleb

>>129048263
It's cringe levels of damage control. Could've just said "yeah i look at hentai, so what" and it'd be over.

>>129047372
he dindu nuffin t.b.h.

>>129048263
He posted a pic of his desktop off screen and this was bookmarked.
https://e-hentai.org/g/262213/02aac4ff1a/

Then he claimed he was checking to see if tentacle porn exists(even though the doujin in the link has no tentacle tag).

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>>129047799
>my family reads my twitter feed

>>129048005
>think of a bunch of musicians
>no porn of them
Shitty meme

>>129048459
this pretty much, not only that but he's passing up a huge opportunity to become basically a legend lol

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>whoa guys I have no idea what [noun] [verb] could possibly be!
Is this nigger serious?

>>129047799
a simple good search for "Tentacle porn" couldn't satisfy him.

Also that doujin didn't even have tentacle porn in it so why did he click it?

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>>129047916

dont forget the part about meds

>>129047372
is he our guy?

>>129046437
Must be a happy marriage

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>>129048230
this is just embarrassing for everyone

>>129047916
he knows too much about hentai history to just be searching this one time

>>129049219
>big-ass facesitting
Close, but he's still a rat so no

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Someone should make Kurt watch Tanya the Evil

>>129047799
>my kids and I were watching porn
WTF how is this ok? Somebody show female Trump fans that are married with kids. This will anger them.

>>129046437
Right. And what is urbandictionary.com?

>>129047799
>not just using google to search for tentacle porn

The absolute state of journalism, right now

I'm so glad I'm alive. What's going to happen tomorrow?

>>129047437
Does anyone have the trap edit of this?

>>129048459
>>129048704
But who is he? He must either be important or relatively popular

>>129049219
>big areola
all is forgiven

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>S-shut up. I was only researching Hentai for my k-kids
An actual excuse he used

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>Further amusing: another of Kurt's tabs is a Salon article titled "Tucker Carlson's Downward Spiral."

>Why these two tabs would be open at the same time is perhaps something that's best left unexplained.

https://redice.tv/news/kurt-eichenwald-outs-himself-as-an-hentai-enthusiast-on-twitter

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these are Eichenwald's saved keywords

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>>129048230
>our (adult) sons
seems like a normal way to talk with your wife

>>129047372
>not loli anal
no wonder people are mad

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whether Eichenwald likes it or not, He is one of us according to Rick Wilson.

>>129049219
>Big Ass
>Huge Breasts
>Impregnation
>Lingerie
>MILF
>Paizuri
>SPATS SPATS SPATS
the politics differs, but the porn unites us
I don't like him, but he's my Onii-Chan from another Kaza
Top Tastes too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31diClBZmg8

>>129050709
>not loli chubby upskirt
Shit taste 2bh famlad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFrz7bmlmf0

Would he be better off if he just admitted to it?

>>129046437
Fucking wwwwww
As far as I recall Distance has never made anything with tentacles in it, what a fucking goon

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>>129050051

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>>129046437
It never ends with this guy. I thought the Tucker Carlson Falsehoods was as good as it'd ever get, but then he fucking sues a guy for a gif and now this. What the hell even is going on? What's gonna happen next?

>>129046437
>you like hentai!?
>w-what's hentai!? I don't know what hentai is! Milfs? Facesitting? What language is that? -Panicking retard

Better response
>you like hentai!?
>ye

Nobody gives a shit until you start making a big deal about it.

Are you telling me a grown man doesn't know what facesitting is? It's pretty self-explanatory

Just admit you like anime tits

>>129050707
Maybe his wife is senile, so he needs to remind her every now and then that theyre not children anymore?.

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START MASTURBATING TO CARTOONS

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>>129050960

He has good taste.

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>>129051070
>that fake poo accent

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I don't know why we're making a big deal about this, everyone knows Jews only fap to the Wall Street Journal

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which politician likes femdom?

>>129046437
https://youtu.be/31diClBZmg8

>>129050707
C'mon, you have seen this plenty of times in this (4chan) board.

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>>129047799
https://youtu.be/31diClBZmg8

>No tentacles
>English
>Uncensored
Nothing about his story adds up with what he was looking for. How do you fail to find tentacles, but manage to find a comic that is English and decensored. What a pointless lie.

>>129047799
Why'd he bring his kids into this hentai kerfuffle?

>>129046437
>deleted

Hes in full meltdown

>>129051308
Possibly. But I tend to think he sent the message after this whole cartoon porn fiasco blew up so he could have a proof of bookmarking it for just research purpose.

>>129048230
>....I was explaining to my (adult) wife

>>129046437
DISTANCE is pretty good, I do not blame him for that. He's still a filthy rat nonetheless.

>>129048230
The kike doth protest too much

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>>129051198
this

Mister Metokur is already on it
https://youtu.be/31diClBZmg8

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>>129047799
lel such kikery

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>>129051198
Never make excuses for the things you love

>>129050305
4chan hates him because a few months ago he said the Alt-Right was just a bunch of childless men who masterbait to anime.

Also he's a pedo.

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>>129047799
Also, after having a big dinner, he had loosened his belt to make space for a larger tummy, causing his trousers to later slip down (while browsing hentai for research purposes) after standing up from his computer chair. Surprised, he tripped, landing back in his chair quite hard, trapping a blood vessel or two, which prevented blood from escaping his penis, causing it to engorge to full size. He tried to remedy this by squeezing the swollen member with both fists in an attempt to coax the blood out of it. All he managed to achieve, though, was an Earth-shattering orgasm. Such is life.

This is seriously the most pathetic attempt at damage control I've ever seen. A 14-year-old kid whose parents found porn in his web history could play it off better than this.

>>129049078
He needs to take extra anti-seizure meds before his hentai fapping sessions, so he is speaking from experience

>the old screenshot with incriminating browser tab gag
GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE

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DRUDGE REPORT JUST TWEETED ABOUT IT

>>129052156
That guy can shitpost

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>>129052261
underrated

>>129049078
They always project.

>>129052359
Words to live by

>>129051721
>>129051796
>>129052156
Since he got banned from twitter he actually became productive as fuck

>>129046437
https://heatst.com/culture-wars/journalist-kurt-eichenwald-caught-with-japanese-anime-porn-on-his-browser/
Wew
>journo websites link to panda
Isn't this like malicious intent and willingly spreading stolen content? The last page says the comic had a price of 1000¥. We should sic Jacob from Fakku on them for fun.

What a fucking timeline.

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>>129052486
>It's fucking real
I'm dead.

Kurt "It's annudah Shota" Eichenwald.

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>It wasn't me!
>It was a russian hacker!
>This isn't jizz, it's hacker goo!

>>129052486
>animated
plebs

>>129047372
I've had enough of this joke reality I want to go back.

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>>129046437
>>129052282
>tfw successfully hacked a patriotic journalist's web browser

>>129049078
>That fucking projection

who the fuck watches porn with their kids?

>>129046437
Give me a quick rundown. What did this faggot do? I know who he is.

>>129052712
And in the end he died just like his grandfather before him: hooked up to a masturbation machine.

>>129052902
Research purposes

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>>129052486
>>129052673
>https://heatst.com/culture-wars/journalist-kurt-eichenwald-caught-with-japanese-anime-porn-on-his-browser/

my sides are gone

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>>129047799

the kikiest thing i've ever read.

this man is a pedo no doubt about it.

>>129052970

I didn't know germans were illiterate.

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>Claims he was searching for tentacle porn
>Searching tentacle porn on Google just shows generic links to pornhub and hentai sites
>The doujin in the link was pretty specific, you'd only find it if you were searching hard
>Not to mention it wasn't even tentacle porn
Kurt is a hentai enthusiast and he tried to cover it up by coming up with some bullshit story about tentacle hentai

>>129053125
So he wrote this in twitter? What does that have to do with tentacle porn?

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We did it, Reddit!

>>129052902
>frog
>not realizing it's CURRENT YEAR +2

can i use this defense?
>WTF is race war?

>>129050548
like it. good attn to detail w/ the date.

>>129050709
>>129051004
neither of your responses are incorrect
please don't fight

>>129046437
>kike discovers the degenerate shit his underlings have been pushing on the west for decades
Funny thing is that face sitting and tentacles are "relatively" tame compared to lots of shit, including literal shit.

>>129052486
Haaaaaa.

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>>129047372

>this fucking timeline

>>129048230
>his wife is on facebook

I wonder if she's happy, i mean she didn't even respond to him when he said he was crying

also: the fuck is up with the (adult) sons, why didn't he just say their names?

Jesus christ this is such a squirmy jew

This reminds me of several months back when it was found out that the immigration minister of Germany was subscribed to all this BBC on white women violent porn.

>>129048760
Rule 35 my dude

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>>129053410
>can i use this defense?
WTF is the final solution'

>>129052970
strobe tentacle scat loli hentai seizure gifs something

>>129046437
did anyone find his account off of that website?

>>129047799
This guy wants us to laugh at him or...?

>>129053827
And the whole thing could be so easily avoided.
>So you like hentai, Kurt?
>Eh, kinda

>>129048704
>milf hentai
>not KanoMama
baka desu senpai

>>129052486
dying

>>129047372
>teacher

THAT'S THE BEST PART

>>129047799
>Can't even find tentacle prawn

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>>129052486
>>129052486
>kike plays himself
There's hope for this world yet

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>>129054117
[spoiler]good taste[/spoiler]

>>129054446
i try to find other milf hentai but i keep going back to misaki

>>129052486
I wonder if this news will find it's way back to the artist at this point.

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>>129047372
>that comment section

>>129052378
Damn this guy 4chan hates alot of people

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>>129052486
This is getting out of control.
Poor dude just wanted to have a quick fap and now his life is ruined.

>>129048230
>"Hey maybe if I keep showing everyone my private conversations with my family they'll believe that I wasn't actually jerking off to hentai and I was really trying to convince my wife that this stuff exists"
Why would his wife care if tentacle porn is a thing

>>129047916
The best part is he has a tab open about tucker as well.

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>I-I was just trying to prove that tentacle porn exists...T-that's all I swear! i absolutely hate hentai!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_I34nshlOPk
HOLD IT! ACCORDING TO EVIDENCE YOU LOOKED AT HENTAI *WITHOUT TENTACLE PORN*. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?

>It was a m-miss click! i was looking for tentacle porn for my kids! Honest!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1jknZp0ic
OBJECTION! THERE IS A SEARCH BAR ON THE HENTAI SITE YOU WENT TO AND THE FIRST SEARCH ON GOOGLE BRINGS UP SPECIFIC HENTAI FOR "TENTACLE HENTAI"....IN OTHER WORDS YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SPECIFIC HENTAI WITHOUT TENTACLES

YOU
BALD
HENTAI
LOVER

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>>129055013
GOLD

>>129049078
>Meds
>Cartoons
I'm surprised he didn't do a Rick Wilson and call them single childless men who masturbate to cartoon characters, it's just "meds and cartoons"

>>129046437
His damage control is making it worse.

if he just said "I look at Hentai" it would be over.

>>129052282
+1

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>>129047437
I'd say there's a very good chance it'll make the Top That segment toward the end. It really is arguably the most bizarre news story of the day and there's no way Tuck hasn't noticed the buzz on Kurt's Twitter today.

When he and the senpai aren't researching porn together, he's a bonafide "prostitute rescuer". http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2007/03/times_prostitute_rescuer_eiche.html

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>>129050680
>bike shorts
>defloration
>impergnation
>teacher

>>129046437
>My "children" are all in their 20s. And they brought it up in a "if you can think of it there is porn for it" debate.

Oh boy

>>129048263

He's a shit-tier "journalist" or something like that, also a kike.

Someone sent him a strobe animated gif or something similar on Twitter and he got a seizure (so he claims) and managed to successfully sue the guy.

So, now he got caught with cartoon child pornography on his screen.

>>129047799
At this point I'm not even sure his wife exists

>>129047916
>tucker carlson's downward spiral

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>>129047916
Don't forget the other salom tab he has there about tucker if you're going to send it to him.

>>129049078
Jewsish version of Netflix and chill?

>>129056152
It wasn't child porn though

>>129056519
They call it child porn and shill

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>>129056152
>cartoon child pornography
In what world is this a child?

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>>129051705
That's an easy one.

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>>129047799

>>129055989
> a bonafide "prostitute rescuer"
A proud tradition going back to William Gladstone.

Anybody got the link?

>>129056152
it wasn't child porn, there's no reason to exaggerate when it's already really funny

>>129054446
Sauce on my spaghetti pls

>>129048230
Looks like he has cluster headaches

>>129050707

He has 3 sons. Maybe 1 is a minor and he's referring to the 2 adult ones. Bit of a stretch tough

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>>129056644
>schoolgirl
>not child

>>129050946
These are the most pleb tags possible.

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>>129050680
>bike shorts
>yuri
>facesitting

not bad taste at all, I'll admit

>>129052378
>>129050305
You're thinking of Rick Wilson
Kikenwald was on Tucker and got owned by him and then someone sent him a gif on Twitter and he takes a seizure for attention then sued the person who sent him the gif.

>>129056644
>male: dark skin

oh my

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>>129050680
>>129047372
>impregnation
>teacher
>swimsuit
>bike shorts
>glasses
>ZR
Why is he ashamed again?

Also this doujin is form 2009. Will people be masturbating to this in 100 years?
What's the oldest thing you've fapped to? Ancient statues? Dinosaur fossils?

>>129046796
desu I thought the jews were more crafty than this

>>129050680
>no bondage
Fucking gay

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>>129052152
Its fucking real.

>>129057112
>Why is he ashamed again?
Male: Dark Skin.

Someone warn him to be careful. The original Pokemon cartoon caused epileptic seizures in Japanese kids in the 90s

EVERYONE LEAVE KURT ALONE NOW. HE'S A MAN OF TASTE AND MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129055344
No, he's not a poor dude. He wants Arabs and Africans to rule whites. He deserves much worse than this.

>>129056873
https://e-hentai.org/g/1004939/b224bbf493/

>>129047372
This is the curse of Jew Goldstein? Holy fuck that didn't take long.

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>>129057228
weebs in the whitehouse

>>129057100
Men are often drawn with a slightly darker tone of skin then women in hentai, even if the two characters are both supposed to be Japanese. I haven't read that hentai(yet) but I doubt the man was actually black.

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>>129047799
It was "research" goy!

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>>129055013
>This is his wife you caused a seizure

>>129056979
>MILF
>School Girl Uniform
>"Ara Ara, you want to see me in my old uniform? You young men are such perverts"
Way to leave out information, you're being very deceitful
>>129056984
you've crossed a terrible line

>>129046796
You think he'd just say "Russians hacked me"

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>>129046437

>>129057100
It has a swimsuit tag
It´s most likely just a tan

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>>129050680
>male: dark skin schoolboy uniform
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>129052902
Kids (adult).

>>129047372
At least he has good taste

wtf I hate hentai now
what should we do fellow redpilled bros?

>>129057689
Rip jew Goldstein

>>129052282

I. LOVE. THIS.

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>>129057536
>Mfw I saw him that year and thought the outfit was shit.
>Mfw I made fun of it while drunk.
>Mfw that man is now the press secretary.

>>129046437

His wife is going to leave him. The guy cries about headaches and makes a point of telling her. Women dont respect that shit, shes probably fucking niggers. What a cuck.

>>129052486

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED TIMELINE

>>129057996
Wish he was here to witness this.

>>129047372
Crush this little kike

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>>129047372
OH MY FUC-

>>129052402
Underrated

>>129047799

>OY VEY I GOT CAUGHT WITH HENTAI PORN
>TIME TO USE MY WIFE AND CHILDREN TO COVER MY TRACKS

Next level jew right here.

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>>129047799
MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

>>129046437
He knows what that means, he is just playing dumb since we found out he masturbates to anime

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>>129057100
>>129057555
For example the husband in the top panel here has slightly darker skin in that one panel, for some reason.

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>>129052152
>https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/302490189434081281
>it's real

>>129058558
>>129057555

ok kurt, i'll totally buy that explanation

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>>129052486
Greatest timeline of all timelines of all time

>>129048230

>Okay sweetie I'll send you a text asking if we have shown you tentacle hentai with the kiddies okay sweetie
>Proceeds to send a text asking

hmmm...

>>129057112
I fapped to a picture of Donatello's David sculpture once. He's a real qt not gonna lie

>>129057536
MOBILE SUIT RX-1488

>>129058558
they are "shadowed" so that the reader can focus on the womans body
t. hentai-pro-man

>>129048230

Is he friend with Sam Elliot? His new movie is at Angelika theather
>https://www.angelikafilmcenter.com/nyc/programs-and-events

I think Sam Elliot is cucking him btw

>>129058746
It's true

They draw them darker skin because it's a sign of poverty and brutishness.

Fieldworkers are tanned and office workers are not

It's the same reason they draw big ugly fat sweaty hairy men fucking young Virgins

It's hot

>>129047799

Basically we are Kurts daddy.

What a sad little fuck.

This is a shit-tier lie you try to tell you parents to escape from getting in trouble when you get caught doing something "bad".

There is nothing wrong with looking at hentai.

This guy 100% is a pedo / into CP. I'd put big league money on it.

You can tell from the way he looks.

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>>129058672
Not this is going to far.
But this is so fun I don't really want it to stop.
Will Trump tweet about this next?

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>i-i-it was merely for research purposes

>>129047372
>BBW
>Black male
>Femdom
>Watersports

>>129059179

shit-tier journalist ... shit-tier excuse

if he a google search tab open with tentacle porn as the search terms it would be a bit more believable.

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>>129057536

>>129059149
>It's the same reason they draw big ugly fat sweaty hairy men fucking young Virgins

>It's hot
Well, not really.

>>129047799
>showing anime porn to his children is somehow better than just admitting that he jerks it to anime porn

>>129047799
>"It was just research it was just a joke it was just for the kids goyim"

Riiiiiiiight

>>129047916
Does he fap to Tucker Carlson articles

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>>129057536
weebs in EU

>>129059541
Is there something wrong with anime porn?
Do you want it banned?

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What the fuck is hand drawn dick inserting for that matter?

>>129059500
is she dead?

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>>129059541
>showing anime porn to his children to prove his wife that tentacle porn exists, even though the doujinshi didn't depict tentacle porn is somehow better than just admitting that he jerks it to anime porn

jesus christ, goebbels was right about the jews

Kurt is still autistically tweeting trying to cover his tracks.

>>129046437
lol whats sex guys?

hah you pornheads sickos are crazy. as a devout christian and family man I have no idea what any of this nonsense is about, but I am intrigued and entertained intelectually

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>>129048230
>where is the anvil?

>>129048230
I'll bet you a shiny shekel that he he logged in to his wife's account and replied to himself.

>>129046796
tf u doing with internet iceland

>>129059873

Also it was fucking bookmarked. You don't bookmark something you're going to show a single time and then close it. You just put it in a new tab.

>>129054446
BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP

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>>129048230
>headache passed
>almost considered going to the hospital
>I almost cried

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>>129052053
Underrated.

>>129048155
Fuck off r/efugee.

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>>129056152
>MILF drawings are child porn in Germany
Sounds about right for you faggots.

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>>129047799
>it's real

just so everybody understands, this is how this guy stays relevant. he plants little nonsense unobtrusively in his public relations, then people latch onto it, and it propels him into the public eye.

you're all being played. this guy is an expert.

>>129059044
Donnatellos David is a tasty Twink. Good taste anon.

>>129061489
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>129059701
I fucking love that guy. What's his name again? Something like Janus right?

>>129047799

What a fucking lier, instead of just searching tentacle porn on google he actually picked a specific hentai related only to specific categories

Also

>Showing your family porn

Even though he's lying this is even more fucked up than actual truth

This guy is a damn retard and I have no idea why /pol/ gives him so much attention

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>>129057725
Wonder who could be behind this post?

>>129046437
>WTF is facesitting
Self-explanitory no?

>>129061489
that's bullshit. theres no way he's planning to make the alt right admit anime and hentai are degenerate and deserve to have all sites talking about it such as 4ch and 8ch banned.

>>129061918
Milking lolcows is fun, especially when they're supposed to be serious journalists.

>>129047916
So he gets semi-aroused to Tucker, then goes the next tab over to finish. Alright.

>>129062103
This.

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>Even if I WAS

Will Distance make a doujin about this incident?

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>>129057112
The earliest purported pornographic film is from South America and involved Satan seducing a bunch of nymphs. I tracked that down and had it saved to my last computer, and I'm pretty sure I fapped to it.

I know I've jerked to Roman statues and I've probably wanked to ancient Egyptian art as well but I can't remember any specific examples.

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>>129061489

>>129060235
the falcon took it

>>129062334
>are u guys puritans or 8?

my god
how is it that someone in his position sends fucking "tweets" and even more than that, sends things that a middle school kid would say

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>>129062334
he already deleted that first tweet. I think he's cracking guys.

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Guys, what if this was all staged to make us not talk about how Comey testified entirely in Trump's favor, and the Russian conspiracies were all false?

>>129063103
Heatst article needs to be updated with all the excuses he's made so far

>>129063103
>inb4 his wife tweets he had a stroke induced by stress and we're all being sued

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>>129059701
is this real?

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>>129058746
Stop projecting your interracial fantasies on others Swede.

why did i ever say i hated this timeline I really don't know but i love it so much that the world is turning into a state of anarchy my life is grand

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>>129047437

>>129063362

You know people name their pics shareblue related because it's a meme you newfag?

What tags do you fap to /pol/ ?

>>129050621
>pic
Kek. Someone please send this to him.

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My first ever twitter block. awww

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>>129046437

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>>129046437

Kurt is a treasure. So is Dick.

Either hacked or he watched cp and tries to develop a cover up

>>129062818
you're forgetting the frame where 5000000 retards all stand around the pretend retard and give him all their attention due to their own corrupted and pathetic spiritual need to hurt and mock somebody they feel is less than them.

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>>129046437
Let me tell you . . .

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>>129057725
>"Ara Ara, you want to see me in my old uniform? You young men are such perverts"
God fucking dammit how do I find a japanese milf that will ara ara me.

>>129064068
Donald Trump Nudes on the other tab. I'm rolling.

>>129047799
report him for child abuse. thats sick if true.

>>129059701
I didn't think I could like him any more. thank you anon

>>129064068
Dick Masterson has a fuckin Twitter!?

>>129057748
i mean...

>>129063527
source?

>>129055013
Comment section on panda is even better senpai

>>129059701
Isnt this a girl(male)?

>>129064874
if it's not a crop you can use reverse image search

>>129064874
Please tell me there aren't people this retarded.

>twitter dot com is still a free website

this timeline gives so much back to us

The Newsweek Writer is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him he will never get past the sadpanda and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out."

>>129064608

Yes. And a great podcast if you weren't aware.

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>>129048230
>(adult) sons

>>129050707
>(((adult))) sons

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>>129052486
Someone send this poor man a link to the exhentai addon

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>>129046437
Why would he mention the tag which has the highest chance of him randomly stumbling upon this doujin?

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>>129065139

>>129047799

So he searched for tentacle porn with his kids!?

And he FAILED TO FIND SOME ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!?

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>>129060235
either he /tv/ posts or he was planning to kill himself.... he really should, to be truthful.

>>129063849
Steve Shives probably has you blocked. He blocks EVERYONE.

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>>129059701
Is Korwin the most based politician in the EU?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=40hhc0cjYyg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNUFpvW2fv4

And the classic: (0:58)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTe5YNHBQA

>>129064983
>>129065049
Tried reverse image search first thing, didn't find it.