>couldn't find any
Hmm...
>incognito
>google.com
>search: "tentacle porn"
>first result: "Tentacle Porn Videos | Pornhub.com
>second result: "Tentacle erotica - Wikipedia"
>google image search: literal tentacle porn
>google videos: literal tentacle porn
>I couldn't find any
Either Eichenwald is horrendously bad at using Google or he got caught looking at cartoon kiddie porn.
>>129043821
wow... i would have a lot more respect for him if he didnt try to fucking lie about it.....
>>129043955
Well since he works for msnbc, writes for newsweek and vanity fair, and is a nytimes bestseller, it might look bad if it came out that he's a find of kiddie porn. So I respect his effort to protect the confidence of the American people in our media institutions
This is the same guy who paid for a shit ton of kiddie porn but it was OK cuz he was just doing investigative journalism?
>>129043821
>uses 'tentacle porn' as an excuse
is Kurt actually a master ruseman trolling all of us?
>tags: smell
How old are his kids?
>>129044883
>This is the same guy who paid for a shit ton of kiddie porn
What?
>>129045233
13 and 6.. Not even joking.
>>129043821
Isn't this the same excuse Pete Townshend gave when he was caught with cp?
>>129045313
Google Eichenwald and child porn.
>>129043821
>discussing tentacle porn with children
Still not much better
>>129044883
Yeah. And it looks like he'll be using that same excuse this time around.
>oh I was just investigating on behalf of my wife
This guy sure does a lot of investigating.
>>129045396
>Google Eichenwald and child porn.
Very funny, anon. Type that into Google, hit enter, and watch the authorities show up.
TUH-CKERRR, DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING OUT YOUR FALSEHOODS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyRqtFDeu2Q
>>129045396
kek you sick fuck, someone will do that
his wife must be into some awful kinks as well
>>129045683
>>129045546
>>129045313
I think it was something like he paid a lot of money to investigate Child Porn sites in the deep web or something and used "Investigative Journalism" as his excuse for doing so or something like that
he also successfully jailed one of /ourguys/ by claiming he had a seizure from a weaponized gif image
>>129043821
Is this the same asshole you guys made seize on twitter?
>>129045315
so somehow he is an expert on child porn yet he couldn't find a single tentacle porn picture and somehow he involved his entire family into search of mythical creepy japanese porn
he's a fucking gigantic clown, he needs to stop posting. this is "my brother hacked my steam account pls unban" tier excuse.
>>129045665
LMFAO I remember that, that pic is hilarious
>>129043821
>Get caught watching porn
>"It's alright, I was just searching for porn with my kids. Good, wholesome family stuff"
Just Jew Things.
>>129045017
must be
>>129047612
wow i can feel the bullshit emanating off my screen
All he had to say was "yeah, i like me some cartoon pussy, what about it" and this would never have turned into this shit show. I think he's literally retarded.
>>129043821
>implying it's not normal to see tentacle porn with your kids
>>129045993
That would be the one. This time though, this time we should put Ads on gay hookup sites to start. With flashy backgrounds. we didnt send it to him so its not our fault if he finds it, opens it up, and goes into a seizure. just nobody send it to him, I bet that egomaniac googles himself 200 times a day, he would find it on his own. With his real contact info if possible. Ads on the dirtiest parts of Craigslist, those types of things.
>>129043821
could have been futas. count your blessings anon
>>129045315
Waaaaaaatt a fuckin jew.
>>129047956
> hey theresa just say yes when i ask you the next question so i can prove a point on the internet to my friends ok?
>>129043821
It's not kiddie pron it was milf actually. Uncensored (way harder to find), no tentacles.
This kind of porn has the wifey acting like a perfect sex object slave. Just the kind a loyal liberal feminist like Kurt would unashamedly support in public.
>I look at pornography with my young children
>>129043821
Isn't this the kike who sued his own mother?
>>129047852
>WTF is facesitting
Pretty self-explanatory Kurt.
Also, somebody tweet to him that it's not cool to have your wife lie for you. He got her to claim he had a seizure and now this. Even his kids this time
>>129047852
he's a gamma what did you expect
>>129043821
>>129045315
>(adult) kids
>>129043821
Maybe he doesn't use jewgle
>be jewish
>editor for vanity fair
>important msnbc contributer
>big time
>hard hitting journalisms
>doing some investigative journalims on your computer
>investigating hentai
>investigating gets interrupted by twitter notification
>its 4chan trolls again
>"hurr gas the kikes" on your twitter feed
>oy vey
>take screencap
>come up with witty response to blast trolls into the stratosphere
>post
>4chan btfo
>return to investigating
>go to sleep
>next day, trolls are calling you out, mistakenly thinking you were fapping
>you were actually investigating, working hard for the country you love
>can't reveal specifices of investigation
>quickly come up with cover story:
>you were just showing your wife tentacle porn
>with your kids
>goodenough.jpg
>trolls not buying
>call secret agent colleague
>"need to fake someevidence to get these trolls of my case"
>"k bro i will just pose as your wife, send me a text"
>"hey honey, member yesterday when i was showing u tentacle porn? i was doing that right?"
>"yeah u were, love u"
>closecall.png
>nearly blow my cover
>luckily 4chan easy to fool
LOOK AT THE TABS
The life as a chosen one is hard.
One eye on the rise of antisemitism and one eye on big anime tiddies.
>>129048734
WHAT GOT HIM HOOKED, POL?
>>129045665
Someone edit the folder to read "Kurt's Hentai Collection."
>>129047852
Well, let's be fair. Either choice ended horribly for him
>>129048854
Better than i was watching it with my kids
is it any good?
Literally nothing wrong with fapping to anime Kurt. Join the dark side of the force and become a true conservative fascist and we will rule the chans with our iron fist.
>>129048854
>either get lynched by SJWs
>or by pepe shitposting nazis
>...why not both?
Remember when people used to add funny tabs to screenshots on purpose?
>>129049052
Seriously. He could've just owned up to it and no one would have any serious ammo against him.
>>129043821
>cartoon kiddie porn.
Why are you trying to imply hentai is kiddie porn? It was a milf one at that.
/pol/ stop ruining this autistic man's life
I was laughing at this faggot for watching porn, which is disgusting, but now that I know he was actually watching porn with his kids while the wife supervises or something, I feel bad.
Sorry I doubted you convulsing merchant!
>>129048278
As if this proves anything
>>129043821
Why do they always come up with ridiculous lies?
>>129043821
Nobody knows the trouble I've caused :(
>>129048985
what the porn? B-Chiku was good but can beat this masterpiece by this artist. it also got adapted into hentai animu.
>>129048684
>>129043821
he did this once probably on a different day
and is now using it as an excuse for looking at cartoon kiddie porn
> "Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone"
>>129050082
gonna get a mining truck for this one
>>129043821
>Shows tentacle porn to kids.
>>129043821
Ok which one of you did this? https://youtu.be/jZqxksPDrb4 It is fucking awesome!
>>129047852
Hes bullshitting.
>>129050199
From 4chan for generic anime "porn"?
>>129048684
You are full of shit, kikenwald. Heard somebody who somehow actually LIKES you posted a TRIBUTE to your Nazi cigarette ass on youtube.
>>129045898
>he also successfully jailed one of /ourguys/ by claiming he had a seizure from a weaponized gif image
'someone' should report his nefarious online activities to the proper authorities ...
what's really funny is that he's probably still wanking himself right now, even more excited by thinking of what people would say if they saw him
>>129043821
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
YES!
YES!
THIS COULDN'T BE MORE DELICIOUS
I SAW THE TWEET WHERE HE GOT BUSTED AND I COULD BARELY STAND THE WAIT UNTIL HE WOKE UP AND TRIED TO WEASEL OUT OF IT
YES!
YES!
THIS WAS SO WORTH IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE AHAHAHAHHAHA
DELICIOUS. ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.
THE SCHADENFREUDE. IT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH
ALMOST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SUCK IT KIKE. SUCK IT
>>129050082
That's great, tell them that. Let them play by their own rules.
>>129050945
Have fun ensuring you endure the same trials and tribulations you wish on others, Bulgar.
>>129049943
I think I may have an idea.
>>129048656
fucking this.
>>129045315
source?
>>129047852
you are right if he admited it it would have been mentioned one day, and the next everyone would forget about it.
right now he is just a fucking clown, and he will be for a long time.
He's probably a massive pedo but feels a great shame and guilt from it, so he makes it his mission to shut down pedos to feel better about himself
>>129051163
this.
>>129050945
Settle down Hungary, it's not like we found video of Rick Wilson shoving a dragon dildo in his ass while jerking it to traps.
>>129051163
KYS RETARDED LEAF
>>129043821
This is too fucking good. Laughing my fucking ass off.
>>129043821
>>129048845
Does anyone not believe that Eichenwald has a stash of kiddie porn at this point?
We should forward this information to the FBI immediately.
>>129051386
Of COURSE he is a fucking pedo. He was trying to watch tentacle child porn with his wife and young children the sick fuck.
KURT EICHENWALD IS ONE OF US!
#/OurGuy/
>>129048278
>today 11:59 am
uhhhhhh Doesn't this prove he's lying?
>>129051538
Good one
https://youtu.be/31diClBZmg8
>>129051449
Very professional .gif mind if i save it?
>>129051547
Anime porn is not kiddy porn.
No actual child gets hurt making or viewing them. and if you want to persecute beyond that point, then have fun being the Moral Busybody because there is no shortage of risque anime involving minors.
>>129051893
it's all yours leaffriend
>>129043821
>This is the extent of the famed Jewish (((IQ)))
Even a nigger could come up with something more believable. Sad.
>>129045898
>he also successfully jailed one of /ourguys/ by claiming he had a seizure from a weaponized gif image
#FreeJewGoldstein
>>129051909
Oooh "risque" - well, la-di-dah Mr French Man.
>>129051431
yet
>>129052100
thank you barginbin toothpaste
>>129051909
>Anime porn is not kiddy porn.
I didn't say it was, though you sound kind of defensive.
>>129051163
>he wishes it on us
>wish it on him
>h-hold on a second, you should follow some morals!
>>129043821
>KURT EICHENWALD
holy crap!
he's basically 4chan
>>129043821
Someone taped him while he was typing on Twitter
https://youtu.be/31diClBZmg8
>>129051909
It is if it is a pedophile watching it. The age of a fictional character is all in the imagination. And if the scumbag looking at it is a pedophile, like Eichenwald is, the age is usually around 5.
>>129051909
He's been in trouble for actual kiddie porn, he got off by saying it was "investigative journalism".
>>129052151
Speaking of which, Jew Goldstein's bail was set at $100,000. One hundred fucking thousand dollars. That's the same amount that Jerry Sandusky's bail was initially set for. Our justice system is so fucked up sometimes.
>>129043821
>....I was trying to prove to my (ADULT) wife that child porn is real!
Bess and Ben Shapiro are tweeting about Kurt
>>129048734
>>129048811
>mfw I had seen a low-res version of this cover in a scan for another doujin a long time ago, but I was never able to find out what it was until now
Th-thanks, Kurt?
>>129052462
...That is suspicious though.
>>129047852
>he's literally retarded.
He's a liberal and writes for MSM outlets. I mean it's nice to have a second clue so blatant but yeah...
>>129051547
>trusting the FBI to do their job
>>129048811
You stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back. /pol/ literally got this guy hoocked on hentai. one of us.
>>129048811
>>129048734
https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/872880514222276612
Its on DRUDGE
>>129043821
>somehow searching for tentacle porn leads to this
seems legit.
>>129043821
>>129048684
I mean, from all the H possibilities out there, he had the less harmful.
What could be my best excuse for tied girls being raped till get pregnant?
>>129043821
>5 Minute Research project
More like 5 seconds.
>>129052972
someon photoshop a fake drudge report front page, where he is the center story and all the anciliary stories are about him too...
we can retweet it to Eicehnwald
>>129053196
>What could be my best excuse for tied girls being raped till get pregnant?
Being muslim
>>129051835
I'm convinced Kurt is really /our guy/
He's a fucking transcendent level troll.
>>129053947
>kikelord
>our guy
try again schlomo
>>129053947
Not a troll. Just an idiot. More of a Michael Moore or a Rob Reiner.
>>129054192
Why would he take a picture in front of his computer like that?
Having funny tabs is a tried and true troll we use on a frequent basis.
>>129053194
looks like this great "investigative journalist" couldn't investigate himself out of a wet paper bag.
also asking for a link to the page in question ** asking for a friend **
YOU DUN GOOFED POL
>>129053567
>>129043821
I'm out of the fucking loop. Why is he telling people this? How did others find out?
>>129053947
hes so stereotypically j*wish that it has become comical
>>129043955
>>129052605
Omggg
>>129054791
He posted some juden poster someone sent him with his computer in the backround. He had hentai in one of the tabs in the background as pictured here.
>>129048734
>>129046093
All he had to do was post
>2017
>Not having a 2D waifu
and he would have been a hero.
COMEY WAS THE LEAKER
>>129055168
He pulls the seizure card once more.
>>129053947
>>129054433
>>129047612
>tfw tried to find tentacle porn on wikipedia
>>129052166
>>129052596
top kek
>>129045665
jesus, he really did deserve a seizure
>>129047852
>what is facesitting
that poor wife
>>129045665
perhaps the jewest interview I have ever heard
>>129048811
>male
>dark skin
What a cuck
>>129048278
His grammar in the grammar of Theresa is seriously horrible.
The person he was texting with should've inserted the word "the" in a few of those messages. Also, why on earth would you send a message to your wife without proof reading it first?
You can tell a lot by how a person writes, spells, and structures their sentences. These people sadly have the mental capacity of an 11 year old or really smart 8 year old, as evident with this over the top lie of
>"oooh, my hands were in the cookie jar because I was proving to Sally raisin cookies exist, right Sally? Tell them!"
This is too rediculous to believe. And why would his "(adult) children" of the age of 13 and 6 know about tentical porn, eh? And why would he delight in the topic so much that he tells his kids to tell their mother about it? A responsible parent would say, "Ew, that's strange and disturbing, some people have problems" and leave it there. Not turn it into some perverse Disney family adventure of trying to find clues of its existence.
This poor guy.
>>129048811
>impregnation
>Schoolgirl uniform
>stockings
This dude is literally me
>>129049052
People look at porn, how problematic.
why does he stress (adult) to his own wife in that confirmation message?
>>129045315
Unless I'm mistaken, it's still illegal to show porn to minors, even if it's just cartoons.
Porn sites used to have age warnings, but now the tube sites show everything on the first click...
>>129051835
>>129057177
The kids he was talking to were adults in their 20's.
>>129049795
exactly
>>129051538
nice
>His wife was pretending not to know what tentacle porn was
>>129045017
If he is, he conned the fbi too. He'd be a legend.
he should have got him a shaniqua
>>129056727
>kurt... maybe it would work better if we switched places
Looking at that hentai, it wasn't actually that bad, as far as taste goes.
I think a worse man would look for something a bit harder (Fetish wise), based on this information I have to conclude that he is not that bad a man.
>>129052529
are oyu fucking kidding? 100 grand wtf
>>129055168
i wish that was real
>>129047852
>WTF is facesitting?
Actually laughed out loud
Of all the things to act oblivious about - he had to do it with the one, completely self-explanatory thing?
>>129045898
Motherfuckers. He actually paid thousands to some underage south American boy over the course of months. It was a camgirl thing and he paid the kid to beat off for him.
I think technically he "produced" child porn. Call it what it is because fuck this kike.
>>129054914
right down to the part where he whines like a bitch about his headache to his wife. He's fuckign Mort Goldman from Family Guy.
Oh god I am having flashbacks.
Few years ago, at my old work, there was this girl in group we had to do marketing campaign for a company.
She was computer illiterate so when asked her for her data she lierally just sent us on Messenger convo a photo on her online sheets with tabs open.
There was bestiality tab.
She quit the next day and deleted all social media.
>>129048811
>male: dark skin
>misc: replaced
>replaced
>>129058571
hahaha wow
>>129053947
more like /our goy/
>"tentacle porn"
why using quotes? is it a new code word for kiddie porn?
>>129058571
hahah gross.
>>129051909
The one to whom you are replying is suggesting that there is a correlation between pedos and hentai consumers
>>129048811
None of those tags are even that bad. Why is he doing so much damage control?
>>129048278
>hello wife dearest! Could you answer this completely unprovoked and unanticipated question that we totally did not discuss previously in which I have to remind you that our children are adults?
>Why of course haha what a wacky day husband of mine who never speaks to me in person and only texts me when we are in the same house and totally does not masturbate to anime constantly
THIS is his proof?
>>129051163
sort yourself the fuck out leaf
>>129043821
That tentacle hentai is pretty hot imo.....
We call it tentai though
>>129052972
>Male: Dark Skin. Glasses, School Uniform
>>129059627
>bbw
>smell
>not that bad
disgusting.
>>129056727
Idk man some women do like when a guy sits on their face BC they barely touch their husbands boipucci
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT ANIME GIRL
>>129050945
We have the best timelines, don't we folks?
>>129059627
>schoolboy uniform
>facesitting
>schoolgirl uniform
>darkskin
Kinky pedo with a black fetish
>I looked at Japanese cartoon pornography but couldn't find tentacles
How the hell did he think anyone would buy this?
Has anybody fapped to the doujin yet? Is it any good?
>>129052605
um sweetie
>>129055168
>epilepsy made him forget to close the tab.
I'm no expert but I have witness someone have a seizure before. I don't think it works like that.
>>129059912
>>129060857
sauce
>>129060857
No porn on Pol, ban this user please.
>>129061069
ummm, sweetie, this thread is a political discussion and his picture is relevant.
>>129060857
>>>/r/eddit
>>129058571
like we talking furshits or are we talking literal dog fuckers?
>>129060857
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>129060989
you glorious bastard (roughly speaking)
>>129061525
bestiality is dog fucking. furries want to be a dog
>>129061045
Numkeo or however u spell it, I'ma in a rush so I will link to one of his works, but it's not this one
http://pururin.us/gallery/30257/mahou-shoujo-reina.html
>>129061157
No it's not. Go fuck yourself.
>>129043821
Anyoone seen this yet?
So has anyone helped him find tentacle porn yet? He probably needs some since he couldn't find any.
>>129054623
Nobody ever said anything about a 10gb folder.. You outed yourself even more, kikenwald
>>129052972
Not even animated, get it right Drudge, jeez.
>>129045665
I can't wait for Kurt's boss to fire him for having shit taste in hentai
>>129043821
>investigative journalist
>cant even google tentacle porn
The absolute state of mainstream media.
HE IS STILL TWEETING
TOP KEK
>>129065340
Somebody get the jew another shovel, the one he is using HAS to be worn out by now.
HOLY SHIT
EICHENWALD BTFOING POL
this has to be a false flag for something even worse for him,no one that uses the internet is that stupid?
>>129065788
he has shit taste
>>129044883
"I was doing research for a book!"
>Never releases book.
>>129065759
That's all he said to tweet from the beginning
>>129065890
read between the lines you fools
Who the fuck talks to their kids about tentacle porn and then why would you want to convince your wife it existed by having a family get-together on ehentai?
To be fair, he was looking at some good shit.
>>129045061
>tags: male:dark skin
His attempts to convince the goyim he wasn't jacking off to hentai is the funniest shit I've read all year.
>>129066287
A pedophile like (((kikenwald)))
WHAT THE FUCK /pol/
YOU TOLD ME JEWS WERE GOOD AT LYING
THE MAD MAN KEEPS GOING AT IT
IS HE TRYING TO GET MORE PEOPLE INTO HENTAI?
IS HE BOUGHT AND PAID BY THE JAPS?
>>129066621
And he just keeps on digging that hole. We need new news articles to come out about it. Make sure it mentions the (((children))) in the room with him.
>>129066782
They are, until they get called out.
>insert goebbels quote
>>129067002
And you KNOW he found Rule 34 by coming in here or one of the many other places on the net working to ruin this piece of trash.
He's tripling down lol
>>129067195
I believe it was on one of the first two posts about the subject here this morning.
>>129067002
>>129043955
he's a horrible fucking liar too
some people just have this permanent "I'M LYING" signal in their way of speaking, and he's terrible for it.
>>129066357
I say go with this angle lads,give him full backing and turn him in to a hentai version of a big film critic/expert so he comes up on all reviews?
>>129045665
i love how long tucker keeps the same stunned face at once, i thought his video feed was frozen
>>129045315
>my 6 year old child and I were looking for tentacle porn on google
this man deserves death
It has been 12 minutes since his last excuse. Think he may have stumbled across one of his tribute videos?
Anyone have any flashing, seizure-inducing boku no pico gifs?
>>129048811
Its definitely schoolgirl uniform and uncensored.
/our goy/
>>129068894
>reading porn
Why is this crazy lying fucker so autistic? We all know he was beating off to it, his claim that his kids were there as he was beating off to it is the only honest thing he's said about this.
>>129068894
>he "reads" porn
In 2008 Eichenwald was questioned because his reporting on child pornography. People questioned him how got so much information.
http://nymag.com/guides/money/2007/39957/
He also claimed he came across child porn by accident.
http://nymag.com/guides/money/2007/39957/index1.html
>>129056142
There is no way to google "tentacle porn" and wind up on a hentai doujin with no tentacles
Really makes you think
>>129070152
at least he doesn't watch cp anymore like in 2005
>>129070270
lol
>>129060299
You think that's weird? You are like little baby.
>nhentai.net/g/85753/
>>129060299
LOW TEST
>>129047852
He might as well said "what is porn"
how do we end this sick fuck, he's part of the pizzagate problem
>>129070152
>Take it from one who knows!
I love you anons.
>>129070445
Who even needs to "research" this stuff for "journalism" considering that the last article I saw about internet was porn in the early 2000s when they were talking about how widespread it had become...
>>129068894
goy? he literally is a kike
>>129071009
he payed thousands of dollars to a child porn 14 yo boy to "save" him
>>129043821
What do they Japanese think of this
>>129043821
Hahahhahaha i dont know why but this makes me so happy, what a stupid motherfucker.
>>129068894
/oursoap/
Is the doujin good?
>>129047612
>investigative (((journalist)))
>can't find tentacle porn on the internet
>>129072013
It's a tankoubon, and the artist isn't great.
>>129071656
This is the excuse given 60% of the time on To Catch a Predator when asked what they're doing here
>I just came to let her know that...uh...what she's doing is unsafe
>>129055168
Top kek
>Having to prove that any kind of porn exists when Rule 34 and Rule 35 exist
Nothing can surprise me anymore.
A man faps to tiles. Nothing can phase me.
>>129066164
i don't get it
>>129072013
Cowtit trash.
>>129072986
Can you post the picture, I need a good laugh
>>129068894
>"""investigates""" boy cp
>asking males their age on twitter
>>129043821
>I was looking for tentacle port but couldn't find any
is this guy serious right now? You can fucking google tentacle porn, go to google images and there you have it.
>pick a fight with channers on national television
>mocks their candidate and atacks them personaly
>they summon an ancient magical entity
>win election
>get caught doing what you accused them of
>try to deflect with "hah, joke is on you, i was just showing porn to my kids!"
Is this motherfucker the most retarded dumfuck on th lanet or what? Jesus christ, at this point i'am convinced he is possessed by the spirit of jessi slaughter's dad.
>>129074490
The best part is that it is on drudge
>>129054623
This dude is constantly hiding behind his wife. She must have burly cha-chas.
>>129074490
Tbf what dad doesn't look at porn with his kids?
>QUICK RUNDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYmN6XLebE
>QUICK RUNDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYmN6XLebE
>QUICK RUNDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYmN6XLebE
>QUICK RUNDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYmN6XLebE
>QUICK RUNDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYmN6XLebE
>QUICK RUNDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYmN6XLebE
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>>129043821
>Eichenwald
You mean Tentacle-porn Eichenwald?
>>129076534
Thank you Pajeet
>>129065340
>you've had the pic for years?
holy shit this guy is retarded
>>129045313
Yeah he did, and his twink looked like Justin Bieber.
>>129065340
>I-i never made fun of anime watchers!
lol this guy is more than a meme
hello guys, what did i miss?
>>129079072
Hilarity
>>129065340
Holy fucking kek.
>>129076883
Alright so I know the background picture is by Distance, but is it in B-Chiku?
>look up tentacle porn with my kids to show my wife...
Did anyone do a mix of Rick Wilson's "4chan masturbates to anime" with Eichenwald yet?
>>129076231
non-jewish ones?
>>129043821
I'm still astounded that he didn't realize he should just play it off, it's not like looking at (pretty damn vanilla apparently) hentai is all that weird on the internet.
Hell, if he made a few jokes about his fetishes it might be endearing.
>>129079133
i see,
soo, one upon a time,
a little jew do a research about hentai,
because his wife was interested in tentacles,
he forget close one tab,
now internet knows he like to fap
ABOUT BIG ANIME TITS
>>129045315
desu a 13-year old asking about weird porn isn't a stretch at all, but the use of "kids" (plural) implies the 6-year old might have been in on it and that's actually fucked up.
Report his ass to child protective services
>>129079307
yes it was in b chiku
>>129048242
I want to shoop a toucan bill on this degenerate Joo.
>>129043821
This excuse
>>129080670
Thanks brb doing research.
>>129045898
He fucked his office computer up with cp and called IT to fix it. They called police, but NYTimes covered up.
>>129045665
>"i was given medical records by Trump's doctor"
Does he realize how absurdly illegal this is? A doctor who did this would have their medical license revoked and they would either go away for a long time or get sued for all they're worth; maybe even both. What the fuck would a doctor have to gain from giving Trump's medical records to a journalist in the 80's? He wasn't even a big deal back then, he was just some rich guy.
>>129082233
The New York media fell in love with him because he bought an old famous hotel and re did it
>>129074490
>channers
>>129043821
haha holy shit dude that website he ended up on I didn't even know exists and Ive fapped to my fair share of hentai
>>129045315
Wait what
>>129048811
Bike shorts
>>129083103
You didn't know about it. Seriously?
>>129048278
>so horrible I actually cried
hahahahah
this guy is a master fucking ruseman. I am convinced.
oh yeah and this "screenshot" is fake as fuck. hilarious nonetheless
>>129058032
How is he not in jail for this?
What the fuck...
>>129084116
nope, im not a hentai enthusiast like kurt eichenwald though
>>129051579
I'm not sure, but isn't it illigal to show a kid porn? Just him saying that on Twitter is proof of a crime I'd think.
What's the story, what did he post?
>>129085543
He said adult kids. How old are his kids?? Doesn't he have kids from a previous marriage..
this looks like the end of the rope for him.
>>129085543
Or even worth a call or email to child services in his area. I'd just link them to his Twitter acct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbXfk5lpLew
>>129086349
I read in the thread a few post up 13 and 6 but I haven't seen proof of it. Still might be worth sending a email just to be safe.
>>129044883
keichenwald has jew privilege
>>129048734
>>129048278
What kind of editor don't know how to crop a fucking picture?
>>129057750
kek