/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LOOKING AT TENTACLE PORN WITH

Alright, I'll admit it. I voted for Trump. There. I said it.

But now? Now? After watching Comey's testimony? Wow. I'm horrified. I'm literally shaking.

I can't in good conscience support someone who PRESSURED the FBI director to drop the Russia investigation.

That's the last straw for me. I'm voting for Hillary and the democratic party next time. I can't believe i said it, but there it is. The level of corruption is just horrifying.

Impeach Trump now!!!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2017/06/08/comey-just-blew-apart-a-leading-gop-talking-point-about-trump/

FTA:

"But let’s be clear on what Comey is alleging. Comey is claiming that Trump explicitly sought to convert one of the leading law enforcement officials in the country into a personal loyalist. Comey is claiming that Trump demanded, seemingly as a condition for his continued employment, that he voluntarily shed his position’s institutional independence. And Comey is claiming that, after having done all this, Trump told Comey that he “hoped” he would drop the FBI probe into Flynn’s conduct. Comey took this presidential effort as an “order,” which would plainly constitute overt interference in an ongoing FBI investigation into his former national security adviser’s ties to a foreign power that — according to the widely held conclusion of the intelligence community — tried to sabotage our election, in order to tip it to Trump."

I think that's the money shot.

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HUCKABEE NO!

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Fuck man I love pee pee

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>>129043642
THIS FUCKING TIMELINE

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I WAS JUST HAVING A FRIENDLY DISCUSSION ABOUT TENTACLE PORN WITH MY CHILDREN WHEN MY WIFE WALKED IN

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Don't fap to my wife, you degenerates

>>129043642
Today has been a pretty good day!

BYE 2 SCOOPS SCRIMPTH! ITS HILLORYS TURN NOW! MADAM PRESIDONT HILLORY CLINTON! FINALLY A GOOD PRESIDONT! WITH VICE PRESIDONT BERNIE OF CORSE!

>>129043895
fapping to that in any way is degenerate

Today has been fucking amazing.

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>>129043711
Yes I agree that part where Comey said that Trump scared him was damning, we can't let him have the nuclear launch codes

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*** SCHEDULE TODAY ***

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR THURSDAY, JUNE 8, 2017

https://publicpool.kinja.com/subject-daily-guidance-and-press-schedule-for-thursday-1795910603

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. In the afternoon, the President will depart the White House for the Faith and Freedom Coalitions Road to Majority Conference at the Omni Shoreham Hotel. Later in the afternoon, the President will host the Infrastructure Summit with Governors and Mayors from across the country.

12:00PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route Omni Shoreham Hotel

12:15PM THE PRESIDENT arrives Omni Shoreham Hotel

12:35PM THE PRESIDENT gives remarks at Faith and Freedom Coalitions Road to Majority Conference

1:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs Omni Shoreham Hotel en route the White House

1:35PM THE PRESIDENT arrives the White House

3:30PM THE PRESIDENT hosts Infrastructure Summit with Governors and Mayors

>Briefing Schedule

12:00PM Press Gaggle with Principal Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders

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COME HOME ECCHIWALDO

I always knew Kurt was /ourjew/

>>129043802
Anon, I...

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>>129043642

So when is Mueller going to have Trump give his public testimony?

what are they voting for and when

>It was for research
>IT WOULDN'T BE WRONG IF I JERKED OFF TO HENTAI
>BUT I DON'T
>JUST REMEMBER IT'S ALRIGHT IF I DID

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I fookin love this new Momiji

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WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

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>>129043681
Shep is probably the worst still on there. Bret isn't much better. They need to give Brit one of their spots. Judge Jeannine would be great daily too.

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>>129043895
Its to late anon

>just when I thought today was gonna be boring

reminder that we live in the best timeline

>taking advil for headaches
>"I actually cried from the headache"
>being a man

pick one and only one

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THIS IS A FAST MOVEMENT THAT TRIGGERED AN EPILEPTIC!

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>>129043749
YOUR

>>129043575
Does it on Chrome and on Firefox. Cookies cleared, reinstalled, flash activated even though it runs on HTML5 OR Flash. I'll do a fresh install of Chrome and see if that fixes it, and if so I'll reinstall Firefox AGAIN
So fucking frustrating. I have to go get my other computer to watch Fox or do it on my phone.

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Support Your President

>>129043786
Hardly any direct quotes used, all spin. Nice try.

>>129043889
Fucking kikes, man.

>>129043786
>he took it as an order
>but didn't act on it,even though he had to legally

What did the retards mean by this?

So far:

-Comey called POTUS a liar multiple times

-Comey has proven to be devoted to the instituiton of the FBI, demonstrating behavior to defend its integrity in multiple instances under multiple adminsitrations

Here's the kicker: the most surprising thing so far? "Not a tweet was stirring, not even a covfefe"

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>>129043642
This tweet is even more glorious out of context.

>>129043831
>he's a dang clairvoyant
it's impossible to read this in his smug southern accent

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>>129043831
>Comey and Eichenwald become eternal laughingstock at the same moment of the same day
Checking 'em in my favorite thread.

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Holy shit guys what Trump did was so much worse than what Lynch did why is pol so refarded

>>129043642
>Yes. Still amazes me.
Imagine the disgust of having to lie to cover for your husband fapping to anime.
Poor Theresa.

>>129043973
What timezone is he in? That says 1159 am and it's 1 pm now

Woah so CNN just reported that Comey's testimony was SO DAMNING that in fact the election was just voided and Evan McMullin is swearing in as we speak

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>>129044007
Its pretty great.

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Today has been way too good so far

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This fucking timeline
>This fucking timeline
This fucking timeline
>This fucking timeline
This fucking timeline
>This fucking timeline
This fucking timeline
>This fucking timeline

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He's still fucking going.

>>129043889
AND IT WAS ABOUT FAT OLD MAN RAPING A LOLI

OOPS I SAID TO MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, THATS NOT A TENTACLE HAVA

>>129043786
>Comey took this presidential effort as an “order,”
WRONG

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>>129044053
WAAAAAAAAAAAY

The legacy of Jew Goldstein lives on
RIPIP

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>>129044098
>-Comey has proven to be devoted to the instituiton of the FBI
wtf i love Comey now

>>129044011
Shep has the best voice in news
so soothing to listen to
if only he wasn't such a prissy faggot

>>129044041
you don't know what a migraine feels like if you've never had one.

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>>129043889
why not just admit you jack it to mongolian finger paintings
or better yet, pretend like the thing never even happened

>>129044148
>refarded

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>>129044151
The porn he was fapping to did not even contain tentacle porn.

Degenerate desu.

>>129044007
Don't get banned. :(

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>2017
>Not watching tentacle porn with your kids

This kike, holy shit

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TRUMP ATTACK JEW LAWYERS ARE ON SOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo

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>>129044193
>he explained rule 34 to his wife

>>129044098

So far:

>multiple people swear they were never pressured by trump
>Trump was never under investigation
>Comey is a leaker
>Comey had an awkward conversation

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>>129044193

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Awoo Comey is toast!

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>Comey admits he was scared of Trump
>Comey admits he was the leaker and acted out of cowardice
>Comey throws Loretta Lynch under the bus
Fucking Christ, what a time to be alive
Hail the God Emperor, so much winning my face is melting

>>129043642
Was he /ourguy/ all aling?

>>129044230
Vaginakin detected

>>129044193
So he's admitting his wife is dumb? I'm done.

That manga he was reading is really good but DOES NOT have any tentacles in it!

>>129044098
>>129044148
Really makes me think

Look, he might have actually been looking for tentacle porn, but he certainly didn't stop there.

Anyone can "prove" tentacle porn exists with a simple jewgle image search. How he ended up looking at some vanilla hentai involving no tentacles is the mystery.

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>>129044007
Awoo!

>>129043895
Why would I fap yo such low tier animu slut?

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>>129043642

I love this timeline

>Gather round, children. I think as a great joke, we should all look for tentacle porn to show your mother. She's gonna freak!

>>129043642
>that obvious cover by the wife
I'm a little jealous.

>>129043711
TWO WORDS: PRESIDENT COMEY

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>>129043642
ALEX SAYS HE TOLD MEGYN KELLY THAT HER KIDS WILL DIE OF CANCER IN HER LIFETIME. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn6DpMjflZ0

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BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

we should order calimari to newsweek and and tell them it's for kurt

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Comey is definitely on the spectrum.

When will we learn the results of the 1PM closed door testimony?

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Democrats, Loretta Lynch and James Comey colluded to remove the cloud over Hillary Clinton.

>>129041244
>>129041244

>>129044362
He could have been, be then he got Jew Goldstein in trouble.

Friendly reminder this general is literally a copy the_donald and you all need to go back

>>129044270
can you link it for research purposes

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>>129044010
I fixed for you, junior

>>129044098
Comey submitted to Lynch's directive to refer to the email investigation as a "matter."

So devoted to FBI integrity!

>>129044366
healthy person with no genetic problems detected

>>129043889
FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT:
1) BIBLE BLACK
2) KUROINU
3) LIMB LEGION ADAPTION

>>129043642
Who is masturbating to anime now you shaking fag.

>>129044270
Why lie though?
Makes the guy seem like a kid, should`ve confirmed and not giving a fuck.

>>129043895
Futaba a shit, Makoto a best

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>>129044148
the thing we know is worse than the thing we do not know

>>129044148

How would you know?

There was no transparency with Clinton's thing. We have no idea what was said.

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>>129043711
good goy

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>>129043642
now why isn't the background of the dates fully white??? did he photoshop the convo?

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Kurt is literally a retard.

>>129044469

Is his Waifu implicated as being involved in said Tentacle Porn fantasies?

>>129044502
>1 post by this ID

>>129044359
Is there any legal repercussion for Comey leaking his own memos?

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>eichenwald right now

>>129044270
What was the original pic or whatever he post that caused this whole conversation?

>>129044469
How was he caught?

>>129043973
>migraine headache and no sympathy from wife

>>129044469
How do you even get caught reading hentai, ubless you fucking leave the screen on the hentai on your computer when your done and never turn it off? and why does he need to defend himself so badly? They're just drawings

>>129044344
THIS

The memes are truly converging.

>>129044545
>Tfw I am familiar with all of these
Middle school is a hell of a drug

>>129044469
Again, the weirdest fucking part of this cover story is the porn he was looking at did not contain tentacle porn.
>>129044270

>>129044508
Google, negro.

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>when you get caught looking at porn so you come up with an excuse for why you were looking at it but it is so much more damning, embarrassing and unnatural than just wanting to jack off but you have to keep going with it because you are so autistic and afraid to come clean so you start to fake texts from your family members to back up your cover story that you were showing your wife and kids tentacle porn

Aren't you ashamed?

>>129044154
It doesn't matter.
Since he texted it today and his twitter post was yesterday its obvious the message to his wife was after the screenshot rage.

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>>129044566
Wrong

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>>129044566
>Makoto a best
If you're a fuckin normie pleb.

>Leftists actually believed in the legitimacy of the "leaked transcript"
Do they still believe in the Trump golden showers troll we pulled on them and Tokyo rose as being legitimate?

>>129044545
>BIBLE BLACK
Christian cartoon for kids, ages 5+

>>129044148
We've already established that the NeverTrumpers are Dems in GOP clothing regarding Trump.

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>>129044659
Here's the quick bogdown.

>>129044646
Always the nigga.

>>129044662
>>129044682

theres archived threads about it. he posted a picture of something he was holding with his computer screen in the background and they found hentai tabs when you zoomed in

How big and juicy was the nothingburger of Comey's testimony?

I'm not well educated, can someone explain why the shitheads on TV are calling Trump "Nixon" and saying this whole Comey deal is parallel with Watergate?

Where is the crime here? Are democrats capable of being satisfied?

>>129044662

He posted a picture of an assault meme that was mailed to him.

He held it in front of his monitor because he's a retard.

Weaponized autism went CSI ENHANCE mode, saw one of his tabs. It turned out to be schoolgirl hentai

>>129043642
Can we at least take a moment to appreciate that Trump didn't live tweet the Comey hearing? Sometimes silence is the best strategy.

>>129044270
hahahahha oh this is great

>>129044270
>BBW
The Jew has fallen for the kikes own propaganda top fucking kek!

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>>129044207
IN YOUR MIND
WE
HAVE TO BE
AS ONE

>>129044710
Seriously
He just needs to admit that he jacks off to anime titties at this point

>>129044193
His wife is culturally insensitive. She should apologize to the people of Japan for being so ignorant.

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>>129044659
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872661171576467456

Name of porn in top right corner.

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Where my reddit post screen shots for comey?

>>129044193
Kurt, stop. You're going to lose the wife and kids at this rate.

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>>129044007
AWOOVEMENT

>>129044535
>m-muh genetics
You have a shitty lifestyle guranteed

>>129044320
oh fuck I bet Trump has the most attackiest attack jews ever

>>129044545
LA BLUE GIRL

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>>129044780
>Watersports
>Huge Penis

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>>129044710
He probably prepared for this scenario and has another phone to fake his "proofs". Fat kike cuck.

>>129044805
1lb of USDA Prime grass fed beef cooked medium rare

Eichenwald - haha, TRUMP CAN'T STOP TWEETING, WHAT A MORON

>EICH WON'T STOP TWEETING, WHAT A MORON

>>129044193
> Be Kurt
> Have disgusting fetish, afraid of getting caught
> Idea.jpg
> Hey dear, Mikey at work said that tentacle porn is a thing can you believe it!
> Now gets free pass for getting caught, muh research

>>129044805
comey perjured himself and Lynch actually obstructed justice

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>>129044007

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Breitbart staff definitely lurks /ptg/

So who's having a great day?

>>129044780
>those comments on the hentai page
>I came so hard I had a seizure

>>129044469
he literally deserves a seizure for this post

>>129044780

Wait...there is nothing about tentacles in those tags...????

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>>129044595
I think he's getting off on the attention more than anything.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is truly a Jew that has no shame. Any attention is good attention right now and that's what it's all about for Kurt.

What a Jew

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>>129044963
>X-RAY

>>129043895
>>129043889
>>129044007
>>129044044
>>129044780
>>129044710
hello r*ddit

>>129044469
I looked through e-hentai for a bit, and the doujin he picked didn't have tentacles in it AND it wasn't on the front page today or yesterday. So this anime masturbator had to find it another way to find it.

>>129044193
>that was the conversation
lol how stupid is this guy to think anyone would believe he had to explain to his wife that their children are over 18

>>129044483
No son he's being careful
Guy doesn't want to say anything that would result in his being sent to Gitmo

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>>129044887
DON'T BE AFRAID

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i just realized he probably logged into his wife's twitter and made up that conversation

does his wife really know?

>>129044803
Someone should post it here

>>129044780
Fuck this is good

>>129044780
this has nothing to do with tentacles

I think kurt is a liar!

>>129045007

Good day - getting better by the minute anon

>SALT WILL MAKE THIS 11/10 !!!!!

>>129044514
much better

>>129044662
He played victim by displaying an anti-Semitic illustration in front of his computer screen. Someone zoomed the pic and found the tab. Everyone then worked on identifying the specific site.

>>129044469
'Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. is going to be 2017's 'Ohhh nooo, that suuuucks.'

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Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there, have your porn in a seperate window and minimized when not watching it with a cover tab.

>>129044780
>>129044921
lol
He's got pretty good taste though.
Distance is a great artist/. :^)

GUYS WHAT DO I DO NOW?
https://twitter.com/IAmVerySilky/status/872866902841987073
I CANT SEE HIS FUCKING FEED! REEEEEEEEEE

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NEVER TESTICLE PORN ME OR MY SON AGAIN

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wew it keeps happening

>>129044535
I get migraines weekly, I don't cry about them like a little bitch. I have some maxalt for the really bad ones, but 90% I just tough out.

>>129043642
I WAS JUST IRONICALLY INVESTIGATING THE HENTAI. JUST LIKE THAT CHILD PORN I SOMEHOW WASNT CONVICTED OF BLATANTLY JERKING OFF TO DESPITE DETAILING IT IN COURT

When are Trump's attack jews coming out?

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>>129045007
The greatest, thanks Comey and Kikenwald.

>>129044620
I don't think so. It's not classified and not sworn testimony. Just talk. Trump has something else on Comey that made him admit to the world that he was the leaker
Another case of the Establishment arrogantly thinking they're smarter than Trump, & Trump plays 13 Dimensional Chess

>>129044921
Can't read that and I have 20/20 vision

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>>129044780
lel

>>129044695
I don't trust google if Kurt couldn't even find tentacle porn with it

Trump's attorney to speak soon

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo

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I slept all day is Trump freedom yet??

>>129044344
i have

>>129045007
I am.

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KIKENWALD IS STILL GOING

DAMAGE CONTROL ON DAMAGE CONTROL

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>>129044595
>Can access wife's phone to send post
>Doesn't know how to delete a text conversation from phone

pic related

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>>129044458
Holy fuck first 1:30 is insane.

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hahahahahah he isnt stopping

What everyone isn't getting is that he probably was doing that on his free time, falling back to the previous conversation as defense. His wife won't ask for or understand the difference

>>129044320

SYNCRONICITY

>Bottom right ad
>Ke:K

>>129045255

Well I have 20/6 vision, and I can read it.

>>129045100
Ask all of his family, extended family, people he follows. Someone must know.

We need an independent, bipartisan, special prosecutor to get to the bottom of this RIGHT NOW

>>129045197
didn't that spastic say that drumpf impeachment was confirmed this morning?

>>129045188
>10/10 octopi art

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>>129045197
Oh my sides

Can today get any better?

>>129045314
This is embarrassing.

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>>129045270
That last comment

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Gomenasai, my name is Kurt-Sama.

I’m a 55 year old American Otaku (Hentai fan for you gaijins). I draw hentai and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>>129045162
I bet kurt has lewds of the dragon loli

>>129045255
Apparently not.

see
>>129044780

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>>129045358

>>129045188

Typically discussions of porn between Dad and Son - AWKWARD

But discussions of TENTACLE portn between Dad and Son - IMPEACH EICH NOW

>>129045270
> needless to say you will be hearing from my lawyer
Good one.

>>129045059
That's what makes his cover story so transparently fake.

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>>129045084
MY SWEETHEART

>>129044808
They're trying to provoke Trump into doing something illegal because they don't have anything on him right now.

I think they've wanted him to try to use the law against journalists so they can claim it's evidence of a cover up. He hasn't fallen for it yet.

>>129045358
Tentacle porn in Japan is hundreds of years old. Kurt needs to stop.

>>129045059
yes, one of many reasons his excuse is suspect

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This is the real collusion.

>>129041244
>>129041244

>>129044949
science shows it is genetic
>>129045201
I've never cried and neither have my father but my sister has. I get less than five a year

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>>129045358
OH MY GOD JUST STOP!

>>129045444
R A V I O L I
A
V
I
O
L
I

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>>129045358
>IT WAS POLITICS I TELL YOU

>>129044780
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
IS THIS THE OCTOBER SURPRISE?
AHAHAHAA
HAAAHAH
AHHAHAHAHA
A
AAHAH
AH
AH
A

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>>129045436

10/10 for the old school reference

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>>129044474
Great idea. I dig it.

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>tfw all comey hearing memes die immediately because of kurt's autism

>>129043973
our (adult) sons?

Who types like that

>Right as the Comey hearing ends Eichenwald slips on a banana peel and gets all the attention

Is Kurt /ourguy/????

TRUMP LAWYER ON SOON
THEY JUST DID A SOUND CHECK
GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo

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>>129045270
>I fapped so hard that I nearly got a seizure, needless to say you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

>>129045358
>My middle son told
>per cracked.com

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>>129045358
Is he incapable of stopping?

>>129045270
Holy crap link me

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>>129045358
Kurt, just step away from twitter. You're only digging yourself a much digger hole.

>>129044514
Saved.>>129045368

>>129043642
Someone tweet him the link. He's blocked me for months. Fucking idiot can't find tentacle porn.

https://www.google.com/search?q=tentacle+porn&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=visn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjrwIGm4K7UAhWM6oMKHSYzDBMQ_AUICigC&biw=320&bih=460&dpr=2

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>>129045358
He actually thinks he is convincing people of his "research".
I almost feel bad for him.

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>>129045358
oh kurt

>>129045358
this fucking guy
he's going all in on this obvious lie

>>129045358
>My son made an off cuff reference to the culture of tentacle porn and provided me a bibliography of his source
Mmmmmhmmmmm

>>129045197
When even Cillizza states that, it's bad for her. So let's follow the MSM tactic: did Obama know his AG was doing this? If he didn't, why not?

>>129045654

>feeling bad for pedos
>ever

nope

>>129045270
Come on!

>>129044193
>.....that was the conversation with my (adult) wife

I dislike kurt and I'm glad what's happened but I'm unable to look at his tweets due to second hand cringe.

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>>129045436

I'm DYING

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>>129045270

>>129045358
Guilty conscience

His Trump's attack jew on yet?

>>129045654
>He actually thinks he is convincing people of his "research".
>I almost feel bad for him.

He "accidentally a shampoo bottle" on this one.

>>129045654
It worked when he was caught with kiddie porn

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>>129045358
why does he keep going

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>>129045601
Really makes me think, actually.

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Pathetic

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>>129045314

>I couldn't find tentacle porn.

>Literally type "Tentacle porn" into google

>Search comes back with pages and pages of tentacle porn.

>>129045436
Its an older meme sir, but it checks out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo

The best part about this comey hearing is the dumbocrats are gonna double down again and look even more unhinged if that's possible.

>>129045789
any minute

>DUDE THAT'S NOT MINE I WAS JUST HOLDING IT FOR A FRIEND
does kikenwald think the entire internet are idiots
does he think this isn't the most obvious shit in the world

>>129045630
http://www.hentairules.net/galleries8/index.php?/category/382

>>129044780
Well he's got good taste so there's that

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>>129045601
This is pretty great, not gonna lie.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENOUGH OF THIS EICHENWALD BULLSHIT

PRESS A IF YOU'RE READY FOR TRUMP'S ATTACK JEW SMASHOWITZ

>>129044444

>>129045358
cracked.com is definitely a credible source, and did he even watch tentacle porn?

>>129044458
Losing his kids fully broke him
Poor dude

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>>129045162
This, always go incognito.

>>129043642
>Keeping a porn tab open for nearly a week
>Looking up MILF to prove tentacle exists

Him and Rick Wilson should do a show together.

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>>129045358
>per cracked.com

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>>129044007
Is it time to...AWOO?

Chirst,judge napalotano can go fuck himself


Should have stayed fired,fucking faggot

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>>129045836
ty lad

>>129045769
Given his past he is right to specify.

>>129045162
>>129045926
>normalfags

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>>129045836

Get COMFY - I hear this guy is the legal version of MOAB explosions

>>129045869
Don't see any comments. Maybe it's because I'm on mobile?

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>>129045821
Did these eejits actually believe anything was going to happen in a public hearing?

>>129045358

We're watching a suicide live on twitter

>>129043642
You fags should just make a Kurt thread and circlejerk over there

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Baking

Worry not

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Who the fuck is he fooling? Just google "tentacle porn".

>>129043642
>Hey kids! Get in here! Whaddaya say we show mom some of that tentacle porn?!"

>>129045314
>(until now I thought it was manga)
he overdid it here, bad actor

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>>129045806
ABSOLUTELY
DISGUSTING

>>129045926
I have nhentai and Exhentai bookmarked, fuck you

>comey was the leaks all along

Who saw this coming?

>>129045882
A
i hope the left never give up the russian narrative as long as it keeps them from realizing why they keep losing

>>129045002
I think that's most conservative outlets desu~~

And not for nothing, /pol/ has solid threads mixed with all the shit. Better than what we get from the MSM

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>tfw understand something completely and akwonegel its existance and yet when you see it happen again and again you're still bewildered because something so retarded exists

>>129044270
>male: dark skin
KURT NO

>>129045836

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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>>129044007
top 3 for sure
>>129046112
Right because there's just so much to talk about after we spent four hours talking about Comey nonstop

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>>129045976
yes!

>>129045821
>ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES, WORN OUT FACES

>>129045911
>Losing his kids
Fake news

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>>129045504
THIS IS THE WAY TO BE MORE STRONG

>>129045411
Trump's Lawyer going to make a statement real soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo

>>129046010
What did he say?

So dems are taking this as a YUGEEEE win. Is it?

>>129045882
How strong do you think the female Broly is?

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>>129045007
TRUMP is.

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>>129043711
Fuckin jew

>>129045436
fucking PERFECT
>when /a/ and /pol/ cross paths

>>129044270
Kurt is lying...Distance is classic vanilla hentai, no way he just happened to come across that as research.

>>129044673
she knows he's a whiner
>i cried
boo hoo

>>129046138

Hmm.... His CIA sources couldn't help a brotha out?

>>129046138
mad man just wont stop

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>>129045836
Watching

>>129046272
Concern shilling like a little bitch

>>129046138
>he got an e-hentai link from wikipedia
Just stop