PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Speech on Infrastructure 6/7/17
https://youtu.be/4zTLYGTRifY
>Pres Trump's Plan to Rebuild America's Infrastructure 6/7/17
https://youtu.be/5kDqXDN9OYY
>Pres Trump speaks on healthcare reform in Cincinnati OH 6/7/17
https://youtu.be/jD0NLFAm_pU
>VP Pence @2017 Astronaut Selection Announcement 6/7/17
https://youtu.be/0ZfQkfAf7Ng
>Pres Trump meets house/senate leaders 6/6/17
https://youtu.be/VU70mJNFOKE
>State Dept Brief 6/6/17
https://youtu.be/N3TNHVDHgf4
>VP Pence @Natl Catholic Prayer Breakfast 6/6/17
https://youtu.be/Zx12BXF-fds
>VP Pence @Atlantic Council Event 6/5/17
https://youtu.be/qdccGQKRrUI
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN
https://youtu.be/OPR11lhXwlI
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
https://youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
https://youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev >>129038750
Comey's a big guy
Hentai is degeneracy, if you watch that shit you will be hanged along side the niggers and kikes
FAMILY DISCUSSION ABOUT TENTACLE HENTAI
KIKENWALD IS MASS DAMAGE CONTROL
>>129041306
UUUU
>admitting you watch hentai with your children
Oh shit there's some live Trump rally!?
So I take it that literally nothing changed with today's "Huge testimony"?
I'm laughing so hard I literally almost passed out
Kurt's life is over
have you proven your loyalty today, /ptg/?
>researching tentacle porn with your kids to show your wife
mama mia
TRUMP LAWYER WHERE
I'VE BEEN LOYALLY HONEST /POL/ I WANT MY WAIFU
Kurt Eichenwald just tweeted a picture of his desktop and it accidentally exposed that he faps to hentai porn.
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872661171576467456
He's now trying to do damage control with his wife and family
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872859236434403328
>Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
https://twitter.com/JohnLeFevre/status/872860657846276096
Goldman Sachs Elevator guy is going in raw
>>129041345
>>129041369
Do they watch child porn together too?
>>129041369
I think he's trying to ruse us
*** SCHEDULE TODAY ***
Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR THURSDAY, JUNE 8, 2017
https://publicpool.kinja.com/subject-daily-guidance-and-press-schedule-for-thursday-1795910603
In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. In the afternoon, the President will depart the White House for the Faith and Freedom Coalitions Road to Majority Conference at the Omni Shoreham Hotel. Later in the afternoon, the President will host the Infrastructure Summit with Governors and Mayors from across the country.
12:00PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route Omni Shoreham Hotel
12:15PM THE PRESIDENT arrives Omni Shoreham Hotel
12:35PM THE PRESIDENT gives remarks at Faith and Freedom Coalitions Road to Majority Conference
1:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs Omni Shoreham Hotel en route the White House
1:35PM THE PRESIDENT arrives the White House
3:30PM THE PRESIDENT hosts Infrastructure Summit with Governors and Mayors
>Briefing Schedule
12:00PM Press Gaggle with Principal Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders
Awoo Comey is fried!!
How the fuck are Democrats going to recover from that nothing testimony?
>>129041244
>>129041244
this is the real collusion
>>129041465
To be fair, defloration is a patrician fetish
>>129041216
DAMAGE CONTROL
Sent it to Rick Wilson!
>>129041382
>not watching hentai on calamari night
>>129041369
Who does this?
>PROTECT JEWS
Is there really Tentacle porn guys?
Can anyone confirm pls?
>not reading your children hentai before bed
>>129041392
Nothing that we didn't already know yesterday. All we got was Comey's feelings.
Hey honey the kids and I are googling tentacle porn.
>>129040767
Brit/pol/ told me May will be reelected, it's just a matter of how many seats majority.
Mueller needs to hurry the fuck up and end this Trump/Russia shit.
>>129041510
Ruining his life just so he can trick a bunch of memers on 4chan? Doubtful.
>>129041369
You'd think with being a Jew Eichenwald would be better at lying than this.
>>129041216
PART 2 OF TWEET
>>129041369
Why the fuck would you even tweet that shit?
>>129041479
>>129041369
This is the biggest load of shit I've ever read. Just admit you fap to hentai. No one cares.
>>129041369
>until now, I thought it was called manga
Bullshit, top kek
This guy.
Mccain should be locked for crime against humanity . Fucking neocon scum i m glad he went full retard today
>>129041369
>when you try to control damage but make the damage infinitely worse
>>129041479
>>129041620
He's doing an exhaustive investigation so the Dems can't cry foul. They will anyways, but he's making sure all the bases are covered legally.
>>129041216
Stupidest fucking excuse ever. One google search will find tentacle porn.
"tentacle porn"
I think the seizures are taking a toll on him.
>>129041510
No, he's just not very bright.
>>129041216
>tentacle porn
>I DIDN'T WANT TO INFLUENCE THE INVESTIGATION
>BUT THEN I GOT FIRED SO I LEAKED MY MEMOS LOLZ
>Bought CP for "research" for an "article"
>Reads hentai with his kids
Eichenwald confirmed kiddie diddler.
Kurt irl
>>129041550
>tfw aroused by literal defloration (the eradicating of flowers in an area)
>tfw impossible to find anything for this
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KURT WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT THE FUCK IS "PARN"
>>129041566
Yes!
>>129041479
hahahaha
>if you google tentacle porn it has over 9000 images
this guy should be fucking shot. what a horrible excuse
So I watched the hearing and nothing really seemed that bad but jesus christ you wouldn't guess that looking at the news.
I think the most tiring aspect to all this is how both sides are constantly completely, utterly, diametrically opposed in their understanding of the facts at hand.
>>129041691
Isn't this the guy who mocked us for "masturbating to anime girls"?
Be honest, did you expect this testimony to be so much of a dud?
>>129041691
He's just digging a deeper hole for himself. He should just shut up desu
>>129041479
Based.
When is Trump's lawyer going to speak?
>>129041369
>Visit hentairules for some sweet milf on schoolboy eromanga
>autist team finds sauce on the exact website in less than an hour
WEW LAD
>>129041863
Who the fuck reads hentai with their kids?
Judge Nap saying Mueller will grill Trump under oath worse than Comey today
>>129041801
CHICKEN PARM YOU TASTE SO GOOD
>>129041369
Wait, what exactly did he do? Did he tweet something explicit and deleted it?
Will Tucker address this tonight?
Kurt has to be the most incompetent like ever ahahahahha
>>129041369
I am sure if you google image search tentacle porn some will show up
>>129041369
>>129041801
This is the worst excuse I've ever seen
>>129041874
That was Rick Wifeson.
>>129041858
Look at the DOW, that is the real poll of how it went
>>129041465
>my kids & I
Fuck - how old are his kids?
WE COULD BE ENTERING A PATH OF NO RETURN
>>129041874
that was rick wilson
same balding boomer affect, though
>>129041874
Now that was Rick Wilson.
>>129041874
>Not knowing about the June surprise by Rick Wilson
>>129041691
>cartoon parn is something you can do with the family
t. Jewkenwald
don't open image if your name is Kurt 'tentacle porn expert' Eichenwald
>>129041881
i knew it was going to be nothing at all, but i didn't think comey was actually going to give us ammunition to use
>>129041940
I doubt it.
>>129041881
Yes. I didn't even watch it. Only people who have never watched Comey testify before were expecting anything to happen.
>told my wife I jerkoff with our son to tentacle hentai porn
>she doesn't believe me, so I prove it to her
>haha you trolls are so pathetic
The absolute state of Kurt Eichenwald right now
>>129041902
When is Kurt's lawyer going to speak Holy shit
>>129041572
I can't personally confirm, but a friend said it does.
So wait, did he unconfirm that there was no investigation?
lmao
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tentacle+porn
guys think kurt has a 2d wifu?
>>129042002
Rick Wilson is going to need to run interference for that nothing testimony that the media hyped
>>129041950
That eromanga didn't even have tentacle tags in it. In order to find it, he had to deliberatly search for something else other than 'tentacle hentai' i.e. that manga had no 'tentacles' in the tags.
kurt an heros with in the week, calling it now.
>>129041510
I'm fine with that because it makes no sense for him to pull a prank this elaborate
>>129041691
He would have been better off if he didn't say anything at this point.
>>129041436
ryuko a cute!
>Russia narrative BTFO again
>Kurt faps to hentai
Good speech by Trump, pity most will miss it.
>>129041881
Comey testified under oath in May that there was nothing. His release yesterday said there was nothing. The only people expecting something to hurt Trump to come out are retards.
>>129041572
Just google it you retard
On the first page:
> Cute girl get Tentacles in her wet pussy | Free Tentacles Movies
>TFW LIBSHIT WANKS IT TO ANIME
>TFW "IF YOU DON'T LIKE ANIME YOU AREN'T A REAL TRUMP SUPPORTER" NARRATIVE BTFO
>>129042080
>COULDN'T FIND ANY
>>129041881
Given Comey's previous appearances, I'd have been more surprised if it wasn't two hours of nothing. He's probably in his car fapping to all the attention he's gotten the past week.
>>129041691
>Seriously,
Doesn't Dilbertman have something to say about this
Alright, I'll admit it. I voted for Trump. There. I said it.
But now? Now? After watching Comey's testimony? Wow. I'm horrified. I'm literally shaking.
I can't in good conscience support someone who PRESSURED the FBI director to drop the Russia investigation.
That's the last straw for me. I'm voting for Hillary and the democratic party next time. I can't believe i said it, but there it is. The level of corruption is just horrifying.
Impeach Trump now!!!
>>129041369
hahahaha
oh wow
>>129041369
COME HOME ECCHIWALDO
>>129041117
>couldn't find any
I hope Twitter is helping him out
>>129041691
"sources familiar with his thinking" say he is full of shit, and a risk to society
>>129041691
>I was showing to my wife I swear I don't fap to hentai and fapping to hentai isnkt wrong but I totally do not like that kind of thing
where is trump's attourney gunna talk
>>129041559
He is unironically a pedo.
He was blacklisted as a journalist after spending thousands of dollars for CP, claiming it was "for research purposes".
>>129042228
leaf
>>129042265
>>129041793
Hey didn't that happen multiple times in Rebellion?
>>129041940
>using the same excuse for watching hentai that hillary had for letting soldiers die
>digging ypurself deeper and deeper into a pit of embarassment
>>129041510
No, he was just so eager to remind the goyim of the 6 gorillion, that he forgot to close his degenerate hentai tab.
Why did judge napolitano turn into such a faggot ever since he came back after being fired
>>129041801
HMMMM..... WAS THIS A WORK COMPUTER????
>>129041369
ONE OF US?
>>129042188
Not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache.
>>129042047
Why would you tell your wife you do that? Does he also tell her who he's really thinking about when they have sex?
>needs a good excuse
>"me and my kids were looking for tentacle porn"
>>129041940
It was research for the wife.
Why are they debating the existence of tentacle porn??
>>129041369
HE IS SUCH A FUCKIN LIAR!
>>129042228
Bait
>>129042228
You didn't come up with that.
>>129041216
Risch: "Boy you nailed this down on page 5 paragraph 3, you put this in quotes, words matter, you wrote down the words so we could all have the words in front of us now. There are 28 words there that are in quotes and it says, 'I hope', this is the President speaking, 'I hope you can see your way claer to letting this go, to letting Flynn go...I hope you can let this go.'"
"Now those are his exact words, is that correct"
Comey: "Correct."
Risch: "And you wrote them here and you put them in quotes?"
Comey: "Correct."
Risch: "Thank you for that. He did not direct you to let it go."
Comey: "Not in his words, no."
Risch: "He did not order you to let it go."
Comey: "Again, those words are not an order."
Risch: "He said 'I hope'. Now, like me you probably did 100's of cases, maybe 1,000s of cases charging people with criminal offenses. And, of course, you have knowlege of the 1,000s of cases out there where people have been charged. Do you know of any case where a person has been charged for obstruction of justice, for that matter of any other criminal offense, where they said or thought they hoped for an outcome?"
Comey: "I don't know well enough to answer. And the reason I keep saying 'his words' is I took it as a direction..."
Risch: "You may have taken it as a direction but that is not what he said. He said, 'I hope.' You don't know of anyone who has ever been charged for hoping something, is that a fair statement?"
Comey: "I don't as I sit here."
%
>>129042304
Oh I know.
>>129042265
hey, kurt eichenwald here. i need the source on that. it's family movie night tonight./
>>129042142
I see, I didn't look at the tags close enough I guess. Either way this guy is digging a deeper hole
wouldn't tentacle porn give you a seizure?
someone save this man's life before he ends up suing us Japanese
>>129041940
>>129041940
>>129042180
I`d like to save my memory from such a sight, thanks.
>>129041691
>parn
ex-parn.org
The p makes it cool.
MSNBC is saying Trump is deeply damaged by this if not impeached by this. Says Fox will defend Trump.
Fox is saying it's not that damaging.
Comey said Trump is a liar and that Trump basically was pressuring him to stop going after Flynn.
Nothing changes because we knew all this info already but it doesn't look good for Trump. This is an overall win for Democrats.
>>129042358
>he doesn't read hentai with his family
>>129041369
Of course a Jew would think families discussing the merits of tentacle porn would be better than just admitting he fapped to it.
THIS is the Jewish existence in three tweets
fox 10 benis just said they'll cover trumps lawyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo
>Kurt keeps digging himself deeper
This fucking guy
>>129042304
I wont if Kurt is good at ravioli
>>129041935
Posted a screenshot with a hentai link visable in one of his tabs.
>>129042228
We dont want asians here, fuck off
>Comey hearing went amazing for Trump
>Eichenweld damage control
>Dow Jones all time high
>British election later tonight
What an awesome day
>>129041369
Is this child abuse? Report to CPS?
>>129042489
yeah but that dumb cunt is just gunna talk over it
>>129041691
Sources say he's into shota and loli scat, sources say. I can't name the sources but they are indeed sources.
>>129041369
Can somebody link Kurt to /h/? He may like it.
>>129041369
ONE OF US
N
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>>129042540
how old is his kid?
>>129042498
Fucking hell topkek
I love this timeline
>>129042511
As expected
>>129042112
>tfw no hologram waifu
>>129042358
that's my go to excuse when the wife walks in on me
>>129041369
Wow /ourguy/ emerges, shalom!
Holy fucking shit, my sides. I <3 Kurt.
>James Comey is impeccable and honorable
>admits to leaking internal documents
How do muh sacred institution faggits even cope with the cognitive dissonance?
>>129041588
Why that can't be a thing!
>>129041369
Man, atleast he can say it was straight porn
Imagine if it was fucking traps
>>129041465
>https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872661171576467456
¨Where is the porn? Did some CSI anon enhance the links on his browser?
>>129042480
>read hentai
>"I'm only reading the articles in the margins!"
You aren't fooling anyone, especially your dad.
>>129041977
i.e. we won again
>>129042551
>/h/
>not /d/
>>129041691
>at this point what difference would it make
>>129042541
they managed to not talk at all over the entire comey hearing. they aren't cnn or alex jones
>>129042511
Indeed
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S STILL GOING
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872862858073296897
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872862858073296897
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872862858073296897
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>129042571
WE ACCEPT HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo
Trump laywer soon
>>129042650
>>129042650
Look under the URL bar on his browser
>>129042444
>us Japanese
Said the gaijin.
DiD comey just BTFO every single "source say" story from now on?
>>129042608
>tfw even your waifu lusts after BBSC (bigblacksciencecock)
>>129042691
oh
My
GOD
I can't believe I almost went to sleep. I would have missed kikenwald destroying his life in real time
I just woke up, can someone give me the tl;dr on the testimony?
>>129042691
Screencaps pls, he's blocked at least half of us.
>>129042691
>>129042714
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, KEK
Is Kurt even a real person?
This seems like an Andy Kaufman act.
>>129041216
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>129042714
>https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872862858073296897
Ay!
What the fuck is this?!!!
>>129041369
The damage control is more damaging than the damage, and the damage control of the damage control is even more damaging still.
>>129042691
This guy just keeps digging that hole deeper kek
>>129042691
>https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/872862858073296897
>No one hacked my account. We were searching to prove to my wife tentacle porn exists. See text convo. I only removed names and drug names.
hentai kids wife and drugs
wtf kurt!
>>129042691
>>129042714
STOP
STOP YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
HOLY SHIT
>>129042691
STOP HES ALREADY DEAD
>>129042444
He only had the seizure because he was drunk and sleep deprived.
>>129042594
they're all adults
WHY THE FUCK IS JUDGE NAP THE ONLY ONE CONCERN SHILLING?
What the fuck
>>129042714
>post ipso facto denial is proof
what the fuck is he thinking
>>129042890
BAH GAWD HE HAS A FAMILY
>>129041369
>g-guys... it was for science...
Here's hoping Trump releases some tapes of his conversations with Comey that destroy his testimony, prove Comey a liar and get him jailed for perjury
Lordy
>>129042511
This hearing confirmed that Trump is a liar. I don't think that's good for him.
>>129042691
>>129042714
Guys i wasnt looking at porn
I was looking for tentacle porn with my kids to show my wife
People need to learn when to just keep silent
>>129042832
No, he ascended to living meme status months ago.
>>129042691
>that top comment
Fucking lmao
>>129041369
What did he do? He tweeted hentai?
just got here
>yfw Comey didn't investigate leakers because HE WAS LEAKING HIMSELF
>>129042691
>((((((((((((((((((((((((((ADULT)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
OH GEE WHAT A NATURAL CONVERSATION
So what happened during the hearing? Was Trump cleared or something? I don't even know what the hearing was about.
THOU HE SHALL BE NAMED
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>>129041436
>>129042158
Is there a Ryuko awoo?
>>129042492
Delet this now
>>129042849
it was a new tweet! after he posted hentai tabs to the internet
>>129042511
I feel high off all this winning
>>129042228
>Literally shaking
>Leaf
Checks out
>>129042979
he had hentai bookmarked
First Mensch and now Kurt becomes /ourguy/
Praise KEK shadilay shadilay shadilay my friends
Tucker has to cover this. Just hearing him say hentai. It will kill me.
>>129042758
That's some pretty good taste
>>129042949
>Confirmed he was a liar
Where?
>>129042511
>British election later tonight
Let me give you a hint
The Merchant won
>>129042832
He sent a man using the Twitter handle @jewgoldstein to jail because jew sent Kurt's wife a seizure gif and apparently opening a gif isn't consent
>>129042691
AHAHHAA NO WAY
KIKENWALD BTFO TO THE MOON
Recall that Hillary and her people kept insisting it "wasn't an investigation?" The identical narrative is telling.
Is this circumstantial evidence that the Obama administration was coordinating with the subject of a FBI criminal investigation?
>>129041940
Just ignore and pretend it didn't happen at this point.
What an idiot.
>>129042070
There was no investigation, and he told Trump this 3 times. Trump was 100% truthful.
A specific NYT article was called a lie by Comey. One of those "anonymous source" deals.
>>129041369
ara ara~ Eichenwald-sama
why would you lie
>>129041369
HES GONA NEED THE EXTRA HEAVY FLOW ONES
>>129042979
got caught reading hentai
>>129042714
>post ipso facto denial
ROFL
TRUMP'S ATTACK JEW LAWYERS ARE UP SOON.....
GET TUNED IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo
>>129043082
not bookmarked, he had an open tab
>>129043028
just google it. I'm sure I've seen it posted here before
>>129043043
shit i meant text not tweet
WHAT I AM SAYING AFTER THE FACT IS TRUE.
HERE IS A TEXT MESSAGE FROM AFTER I SHOWED YOU MY FETISH TO PROVE IT.
OH AND I AM A SICK (unwell) MAN AND HAVE A DOG.
I AM A NORMAL HUMAN BEING JUST LIKE JEW.
>>129041863
Just showed my girlfriend this and she's dying. Great work
The dude isn't even spilling his spaghetti from falling.
He's just straight up taking it out of his pockets and hurling it all over the place.
>>129042691
I thought it was an act until he actually had a guy arrested for sending an assault gif.
>>129042714
conversations like that hard to fake, also hard to believe a wife would lie about this
Are you satisfied with Trump's work so far?
Vote here, please
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138793
>>129042999
he's been impeached hillary was named new president by the GE/Boeing/Bank of America council
>>129042949
Except that isn't what happened
>>129042492
you kidding? Kurt loves his cheese and pasta.
>>129042511
can someone give me a detailed rundown on the comey hearing like what he said
This goy. hehehe
>>129042408
drumpf btfo?
>>129042714
>TODAY: 11:59AM
TODAY 11:59AM
>TODAY: 11:59AM
TODAY 11:59AM
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>TODAY: 11:59AM
TODAY 11:59AM>TODAY: 11:59AM
TODAY 11:59AM
Fox is turning on Trump here a bit
They think this is all damaging still
>>129042949
The media have been calling Trump a liar for two years, if not more. He still got elected.
>>129043161
>Weaponized Joos
Fug, here we go
For those who missed it
https://youtu.be/iGWfZ2lhvsQ
How is feinstein even allowed at this hearing? She had direct contact with Comey during the period being discussed
>>129042999
>NEVER ASKED OR PRESSURED TO STOP INVESTIGATION
>NO INDICATION OF RUSSIA ALTERING THE ELECTION OUTCOME
>LYNCH told Comey to call Clinton email probe a "matter" and not an "investigation"
>Loretta Lynch asked Comey to downplay Clinton investigation
>Comey said its one of the reasons they didnt indict Clinton
>Comey was concerned about Bill Clinton / Lynch meeting
>http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/08/loretta-lynch-pressured-fbi-to-downplay-clinton-email-investigation-comey-says/
>Piss Dossier Salacious and unverified
>President never under investigation. Furthermore no other investigation of President
>Comey admits to leaking memos in hopes of special prosecutor
>/05/12/2017 Trump: James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!
>/06/08/2017 Comey acknowledges he asked friend to leak contents of his memo in order to prompt appointment of special counsel
>Comey: IF TRUMP WANTED TO HE COULD ORDER TO INVESTIGATE OR STOP ANY INVESTIGATION, HE IS IN CHARGE.
>All he said was "Flynn is a good man I hope it goes away.. ...."
>Comey said this from NYT was almost entirely wrong:
>https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/14/us/politics/russia-intelligence-communications-trump.html?_r=0
>Comey:firing me didn't impede investigation at all
>"That story about members of the trump campaign meeting with members of Russian intelligence- Mr. Comey was that story true?"
>" No, sir. "
>Comey: I've had a lot of conversations with humans
>AYYY LMAO Confirmed
>"I'm going to Spirit Cooking School."
>"I'm studying to be a Walnut Saucier."
>>129042714
>>129042691
Also note that headaches make poor Kurtie poopsie cry KEK
>>129043175
MAYBE HIS KIDS ARE IN DANGER WE NEED TO HELP THEM WITH OUR AUTISM
>>129043254
What timezone is he in?
>>129042691
I CAN'T FUCKIN BREATHE!!!!
>>129041369
Wow alt right BTFO
anything worthwhile come out of the testimony?
Imagine pulling the "I was just looking at hentai because I couldn't find any tentacle porn" defense when you literally only get relevant hits googling it.
>>129042714
>were our (adult) sons
Why would you clarify your children are adults in a text to your wife?
>>129042691
HOW MANY TENTACLES DOES EICH LIKE
Baking
Worry not
>>129043273
lol literally how this testimony was basically him being a complete beta and saying that Trump scared him
>>129043254
this
he's texting himself covering his jewry
Do any of you have this problem with foxnewsgo? It just does this infinite loading thing. It works fine on other computers/phones but not on my desktop.
>>129043247
How long until some smug jap draws a doujin of Kurt showing tenatacle hentai to his children.
>>129043364
>Watches hentai with kids
>Alt right btfo
>>129043088
>>129043392
SIX GORILLION
>>129043389
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>129043273
Fox isn't necessarily on Trumps side. They still go with BS when it suits their need for ratings, and certain anchors love to push it too.
>>129043254
>>129043378
No, that's why we're more concerned with Eichenwald jerking to hentai with his kids.
>>129041369
There's nothing wrong with fapping to weeb degneracy, no need for excuses.
>>129043389
i took it as more of a "we should be more mature than this" than that
I remember Bill ORLY complaining about the use of the phrase "at the end of the day" back when he still had a show, but I've been getting really tired of politicians and media using the phrase "let me be clear", especially when they immediately follow it with some vague statement. Obama used to say it a lot, but now everybody is using it, most annoyingly by Spicer.
>>129041369
> can't find tentacle porn to prove it's real
A likely story.
This is on the level of "I was just googling watersports because I'm into swimming"
And then you have a pic of someone getting facefucked.
>>129043254
>>129043442
Hard refresh? Flash activation? Clear cookies?
>>129043273
They're just going with the narrative. "Damaging, probably not illegal."
>>129043378
>anything worthwhile come out of the testimony?
Does evidence that McCain has serious cognitive issues and needs to be put under care count?
>>129043392
>he doesnt fap to through and through with urethra sounding
Kurt is getting destroyed in the comment sections.
>>129043088
checked
shadilay
>>129043389
He's not thinking clearly, so he's acting irrationally in his attempt to slide out of this gracefully. He failed.
>>129043254
Didn't he text her after he got caught to confirm he was researching? What's significant about this?
JAPAN BTFO
>>129041605
Brit/pol/ are faggots and are almost never right
Corby will win and they will be anally devestated
Make sure you're here the night of the results to mine their disgusting Anglo salt
May is far worse than Corby and unlike her he has a spine
>>129042691
>anvil for headache
>(adult) kids
>>129043455
never a drawfag around when you need one
>>129041369
>It was just to show my wife guys haha
>>129043542
"nothing burger"
>>129043028
DONT
>>129043504
That that fag Shep.
>>129043378
nothing just a couple of sound bites for each side that will add up to nothing in a day or so
mccain has dementia but we already knew that
>Trump didn't even watch Comey's testimony
Comey is such an insignificant faggot
Trump keeps winning. He made Comey admit he was the leaker & he was scared of Trump
Fkn christ,Trump always delivers
I'm so proud he is our Alpha AF President
>>129043273
FOX is only good in the mornings and evenings. The time between is full of cucks, especially Shepard Smith
>>129042691
>(adult) Sons
Hey there Rabbi
>>129043389
Because he was going to show us the tweet.
Friendly reminder this general is literally the_donald
>>129043088
Praise Him
>>129043688
Sources said he did
>>129043642
>>129043642
>>129043642
NEW THREAD
>>129043642
>>129043642
>>129043642
EVEN MORE TENTACLE PORN
>>129043642
>>129043642
>>129043642
>>129043670
LOSE
>>129043653
absolute retard
Can you faggots shut the fuck up about kurt already? Christ,shit the whole fucking thread up
>>129043638
WHAT
EICH IS CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING
>>129042714
>has to explain to his wife that their sons are adults
Well this was totally not a set up at all
hahahahahahha what a faggot
>>129043688
His lawyer was celebrating his written statement
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/872823110889873409
>>129043491
Überkek
>>129043635
I'm underscoring that point. After he got caught he sent the text to his wife to substantiate his 'family hentai convo'.
FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT THIS FRIDAY IS KUROINU!
AHHAAHAHA
AH
AH
AH
A
HA
HAH
A
AAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>129041216
ALEX SAYS HE TOLD MEGYN KELLY HER KIDS WILL DIE OF CANCER
>>129043082
I need a screenshot of the tweeeeet
>>129042691
FUCK I AM WORKING IT IS DIFFICULT TO NOT LAUGH.
>>129043736
Well I'm familiar with his thinking, and he didn't.
>>129043575
Does it on Chrome and on Firefox. Cookies cleared, reinstalled, flash activated even though it runs on HTML5 OR Flash. I'll do a fresh install of Chrome and see if that fixes it, and if so I'll reinstall Firefox AGAIN
>>129043182
>call wife on phone.
>Say "hey, it's happened again. Yeah, this time i was jerking it to hentai.
>when I send you a text, just say "Yes. Still amazes me."
>I'll pick you up from Deantre's house when he's done fucking you. Have fun and make sure there's some jizz left in there for me to retrieve with my tongue. Bye sweetie!"
>>129041479
Wait whaaat?
>>129043638
That's racist
>>129042653
That's the same excuse for when someone finds another person's playboy.
>I uhh read it for the articles.
Guys, I just tried to Google tentacle porn, and I could not find any. I don't think it exists.
>>129043273
Watch fox business
>>129043653
I'm all Anglo by ancestry so it would make me sad but fuck it, I don't live there.
>>129043900
exactly.
>>129043638
どういうこと?
Gotta cut out these nothing-burgers.
Too many empty calories.
>>129043548
Google search didn't come to his mind, but luckily he had heard of this one anime site so he knew where to start looking for.
>>129041834
>google it
Someone tweet him the link. He's blocked me for months
https://www.google.com/search?q=tentacle+porn&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=visn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjrwIGm4K7UAhWM6oMKHSYzDBMQ_AUICigC&biw=320&bih=460&dpr=2
>>129041924
Pedophiles?
>>129043668
that one is gaining traction, and it's quite problematic
>>129043389
It's quite obviously for Twitter to dispel the fiction
>>129043920
But not wrong...
>>129043335
I don't know to be honest.
>>129043736
Fox just said he didn't.
>>129043788
>Defending a female politican that isn't Based Maggie
>>129041712
Is it truly going to be 4-8 years of days like this???
> :-)))
Frikkin MAGA, how I love this president.
>>129041369
*Record Scratch*
*Freeze Frame*
Yup thats me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.
ALEX SAYS HE TOLD MEGYN KELLY HER KIDS WILL DIE OF CANCERhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn6DpMjflZ0
>>129042180
Is it true Gerabians can't detect sarcasm?
>>129041479
Jesus Christ I am dying.
>>129042714
I cannot believe I'm not blocked by him and I can watch the meltdown live. He's got to be the Jewiest Jew that ever Jewed.
He's rubbing his hands and lavishing all the attention. I guarantee it.
>>129041691
Why, you might ask, am I not fifty tentacles ahead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FqnRSoX0po
>Couldn't find tentacle porn
>Porn is multi-billion industry
>>129043134
>>129041559
Everyone watches hentai, most of us just arent dumb enough to do THIS
>>129044152
He acts like this when she's not around...
>>129041465
I wish Jew Goldstein was around to see this.
>>129042228
Fuck off gook
>>129042714
> (adult) sons
No one points that out in a text. I never want this to end, I love how crazy the DNC has been driven on all fucking levels!
>>129043548
>"I was just googling watersports because I'm into swimming"
>tfw exactly that happened to me on xvideos when I was a kid
>>129044448
my sides. Arcade really does look like Joe.
https://exhentai.org/g/1069998/972d250ae1/
if anyone was wondering, this is the hentai he was reading
IT DOES NOT CONTAIN TENTACLE PORN
>>129041331
where do you think we are right now?
>>129041369
how ths fuck are you not able to find tentacle porn on the internet?
it was even in the fucking banner ads on this site
>PAGE 8
IT'S OVER
I DISAVOW
>>129042498
Picture please! I need proofs.
I guess this is the new thing coming out.
I can now proudly wear this shirt in public.
#tentaclepride
>>129045068
what the fuck is the point in fapping to it
>>129045880
https://www.mediaite.com/online/twitter-explodes-after-kurt-eichenwald-allegedly-tweets-photo-that-shows-his-interest-in-anime-porn/amp/
>>129041369
Pathetic cuck, own it bitch made it yours so no one can't use it against you, what a weasel
>>129041369
How can a Jew be this fucking bad at lying? A nigger could come up with something more convincing.
You can't make this shit up
>>129046021
Thank you!
>>129046106
>How can a Jew be this fucking bad at lying?
Agreed, his seizure claim was pathetic, guaranteed it was him twitting not his wife (if he still has one after this)
>>129041577
I wasn't aware that Comey was so willing to admit is own cowardice. That was new and amusing.
>>129046373
He's such a terrible liar, I'm starting to doubt he's really jewish.
>>129041644
Jews can't in to long term thinking