Brit/pol/ - The Milkman Cometh edition

L is for Labour.

L is for Lice.

>>129042735
good pic

>people in this this very thread voted cuckservative

Why?

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reminder

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Hoping for a well hung parliament

*** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL***

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

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Kaya says draw a swastika on your ballot.

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Can someone give me a quick run down on which tripfags are nonces and which aren't? There's way too many to keep track of these days.

5h for Rightly So's healthy cummies

>>129042880
No ukip in many constituencies

>IMPROVED EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140867
>IMPROVED EXIT POL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140867
>IMPROVED EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140867

>>129042880
Muh Brexit
Muh tactics

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Karen is our Brexit mascot, bubbling with subversive, loud genkiness and kick-the-globalists-in-the-dick goodness (just ignore the irony of her being a hapa).

She can't be our Tory waifu, gentlemen.

We need another mascot to run alongside Eternal Karen of Brexit, but who could it be?

Can't wait for all the salt lads. Especially for the (((snp))) getting rekt by ruth.


Snp cult of leftys will be fuming

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Made a subreddit to record the lefty meltdown, lads.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukmeltdown/

>>129042880

The choice between Neolibs and Communists is like choosing between Chlamydia and terminal cancer.

Neither are great but I know which is better.

>>129042929
>more people on Brit/pol/ voted for Labour than UKIP

If all Labour voters mysteriously died this country would be a hundred times better. Prove me wrong.

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>unironically voting for the Blue Blairites

>>129042880
Brexit.

That a problem for you?

>Been up since 5am
>did really well at my job interview, confident and knowledgeable
>got early train home
>voted Conservative to keep poor people down
>staying up all night with Sainsbury's burgers and two bottles of £5 red wine

I think I'm going to make it lads

>>129042923

Bailey has a well hung parliament, if you know what I mean

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Lads.

Does everyone get the same ballot (of the ones that are standing in your region)? Like, do all the ballots have Labour at the top and UKIP at the bottom?

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Don't vote for the ""conservative"" party

>>129043121
Mine has Tory at the top.
>tfw no ukip on my ballot

>>129043121
no Conservative was at the bottom for me

>>129043121
They go in alphabetical order based on the candidates last names.

>>129042880
voted for ukip actually but ok

>>129043121
No, they're in alphabetical order. Mike had UKIP at the top because the surname of the candidate was Askwith

Got a bad feeling labour will win

>leadership challenge at 1001
>blairite cuck runs
>momentum keep jeremy as leader
>rinse and repeat
labour are forever unelectable

>>129042982
If that lot came round to my door it would persuade me to vote Tory.

>>129042880
They're kiddies who fell for the memes

>>129043121
Pretty sure they are alphabetical, either by party or candidate. May also have the current incumbent at the top.

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>>129043005

Do you really think the left are going to be nuked that badly today? I thought it was going to be bad for them but not utter total defeat.

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>Voted Tory
man i feel dirty right now

>>129043121
Isn't it alphabetical based on the names of the candidates or some such? I wasn't paying attention.

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>People actually voted Labour

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>>129042923
>>129043086
stop being faggots

>>129043184
I bet she doesn't even know what went on at Orgreave.

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I'M SO FUCKING HARD BOYS... THIS ELECTION HAS GIVEN ME A NERVOUS BONER

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remember to vote via Twitter, kids

spoiled my vote, don't give a fuck

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Lads, got me some of these fellas to see me through the night.

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vote labour, fuk dem rich ppl

if dey ave monie then dey shud giv it to us, fukin wasteman

ill fukin shank dem tories init

>>129043014

that's because everyone on the dole would be dead.

>>129043259

They wont beacause, because they wont

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>>129043366
I don't either. Thatcher riot?

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>>129043184

So what exactly is going to happen when it rolls round to defy the odds again.
Since Brexit happened and Trump happened, people saying that Labour aren't going to win just makes me think they're going to win.
What happens if labour wins?

>>129043345
The Scottish church just made it legal her

>>129043319
I didn't even have a UKIP candidate, don't worry I had to vote tory too, if they fuck up on Brexit UKIP shall return!

>>129043405
>wasting your time actually going to the polling station just to spoil your ballot

kek, enjoy your wasted time

>>129043413
I fucking hate this shit. Nigger tier antics

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>>129043407

>>129043469
Yep
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Orgreave

>>129043507
The country finally dies.

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>someone on my kikebook did this

Waste of £20

>>129043259
>He doesn't understand first past the post

Thanks to Scotland Labour are never going to be in power again

>>129043507
Le Pen didn't win.
Wilders didn't win.

The whole populist thing is no longer guaranteed.

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Something's getting hung tonight lads, and it isn't parliament.

>>129043121
Alphabetical by surnames

>>129042735
How come the elections don't get a sticky unlike the Comey thread?

>>129042880
Least shit

southampton itchen voted ukip did i do right?

>>129043319
I know that feel fellow britbong.

>>129043507
People are forgetting Le Pen and Wilders

>>129043507
The polls for the US Election predicted the vote share but failed to account for the electoral college. The polls for Brexit were within the margin of error. Labour would need a 14 point lead to win, well outside the margin of error, if Labour were going to we, we would know.

>>129043345
I'll burst your arse lad

>>129043639
Wilders doesn't want to win though

From the shithole of /sp/: >>>/sp/76413169

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Gonna have to be UKIP for me. I like Kwasi but it's a super safe Tory seat so doing it for Nige

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>>129043413

>>129043698
It will.

which election results show is everyone watching?
im guessing the one on channel 4 is going to be as biased af

>>129043507
rich jews fuck off to another european country
Brexit is buggered but not like the tories were going to do any better.
Increased immigration, more so than before.
Strikes and shit that happened in the 70s

>last election hosted by dimbelbot

In bits lads x

>>129043639
Le Pen and Wilders were unpalatable for too much of the electorate, unlike Trump, Brexit/Farage and soon to be Prime Minster Corbyn.

>>129043014

I can't. I can't prove you wrong. It's completely fucking true.

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>>129043315
nah this is their big chance to for the revolution its now or never for them so when they lose their tears will be extra salty

Just got back from voting Tory
>tfw no UKIP on the ballot
>tfw existing MP is Labour and Muslim
>tfw feel dirty now

Who else /Hampstead&Kilburn/ here?

>>129043600
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045
embarassing

betting exchanges have it at 28/1. Nigger could've got odds almost twice as good lmao

>>129043763
That would probably be considered valid.

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>>129042735
Just voted for UKIP lads.

>Not voting for An Independence from Europe

>>129043822
Source?

>>129043698
Polls don't close for another 4 hours yet

Just voted conservatives lads. How many Good boy points was that worth?

>>129043818
Usually go BBC for the magical greenscreen wonderland.

>>129043698
No news, polls still open

>>129043845

If UKIP weren't standing then it means that your Tory candidate is pro-Brexit I think

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ITS NOT EVEN PEAK HAPPENING TIMES

THERE IS NO VINE

THERE IS NO DIMBLEBY

THERE IS NO NEIL


CALM THE FUCK DOWN WE ARE GOING THROUGH THREADS WAY TOO FAAAAAAST WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>129043888
>Spitting the right vote

Bit of a cunt desu

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>>129042735
just voted labour.
time to crack open the jacko's lads.

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#AutistsForLabour

>>129043712
NO, it's a marginal

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If Labour got everything they wanted, Britain would unironically go bankrupt. If Labour don't get everything they want, they'll be accused of breaking promises.

It's a shit sandwich either way for them

Leftists should have went for Liberal Democrats en-masse instead. They have a far more sensible economic agenda.

>>129043818
I'm a Dimbleby loyalist, and the (((kuenssberg))) is a qt

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Where ya from mates?

What sold people to vote the way they did?
JC says labour will axe the tuition fees and wipe already standing tuition debts, so that got me for Red.
How about you?

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>voted conservative
How'd I do lads?

>>129043507
I have a feeling that Corbyn will do well with the young voter turnout after brexit. They didn't want to leave so now they're gonna vote in making the country worse off and they can blame it on brexit.

>>129043767
what vpn you using

>>129043913
Post Cher's thread after this one please and i'll forgive you

Labour are going to get double and triple fucked:

- SNP took all their Scotland seats

- UKIP's collapse have boosted the Tories to fuck

- Corbyn is an insane commie

They're going to get fucking toasted

>>129043910

>voting anything but monster raving loonies

>>129043921
0 from me.
>voting for the internet regulation jew owned good goys party

>>129043921
-100

>>129043818
im so gutted I'm on holiday and getting an early bus tomorrow so can stay up fml

Sick of Labour supporters on twitter and normiebook virtue signalling and pretending to care about everyone else, they're such phonies.

>>129043873
>>129043763
Invalid as writing by which voter can be identified.
Just a swatstika in the box would be valid.

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>>129043407
160 calories and 40% of your daily saturated fat allowance per bar.

Stay Thin
Stay Beautiful
Stay Conservative

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>>129043844

I await the polling day majority decision. But I hope some of the left survive. Otherwise there's no one to play you sunk my battleship with.

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>>129044078

It's going to be beautiful.

Episcopal church votes in favour of fag marriage.

Daily reminder you should repent and join the Roman Catholic Church. The one and only true Church of God.

>>129044056
>voting tory in a place where they are behind UKIP
Why?

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>>129044022
>voting Tory or Labour

>>129043888
>voting for the meme party when farage isn't even in the party anymore

Even he knows when to quit m8

>>129044056
could've voted green for the keks, would have made no difference,
>tfw when should've voted UKIP

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>>129043184
>1984 was five governments ago
If Orgreave happened today, the police force involved would be disbanded overnight.

Why do homosexual activists live thirty years in the past? Not gays, they are too busy fucking each other, but LBQT+ nutjobs that can't even get laid as queers?

>>129042943
>trip
>ignore

No supplimentary rules necessary.

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i wasted my vote.

The fucking women's equality party just went by my house in a van with balloons on with a loudspeaker telling us to vote for her for free childcare.

That's a meme party worth voting for.

>>129043767
R A R E

>>129044125
Are you autistic? Serious question.

>>129043536
no they didnt and if they did who cares if ur shitty progressive church okay being a faggot
>>129043751
i doubt it my hairy dingleberry infused asshole will protect me from butt rape

Who /abstainingbecausewe'refuckedeitherway/ here

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Fellow vote spoilers WWAT?

>>129043818
BBC or Sky mainly.
Maybe check out ITV ocassionally to see Owen Jones getting BTFO

>>129042735
>3 AND A BIT HOURS UNTIL EXIT POLL
ARAHRHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHACAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF AHARHAHHA

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>>129044263
Top lad

>>129044223
Not voting for the Jew backed establishment globalist party or the Marxist party. At least I voted with honour.

>>129044047
Yamland

>>129044024
>A vote for labour is a vote for autism

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>>129043921

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>>129044340
>mfw owen jones necks himself on live TV

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What is the general cencus among britpol?
Who did you vote for?

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>>129044263
Good lad.

>>129044529

Please, I can only become so erect.

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libtard friend sent me this

>>129044424
Donald Trump is not a conservative. I can carve a better conservative out of a banana.

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>>129042735
Did somebody say Milkman?

>>129044297
>hairy dingleberry infused asshole will protect me from butt rape

That's my fetish, it only makes me harder

about to go to tescos to buy snacks to get me through the night. What you guys eating?

I got some nice reduced burgers im going to defrost.

>>129044047
A-around

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Start buying guns.

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My main man

>>129044546
Comrade Corbyn and the communist crew.

Watching Corbyn getting BTFO tomorrow isn't going to change the fact May is the most incompetent Tory leader of all time

A vote for Labour means more of the sexual degeneracy promotion like the lesbian, gay and 3 year old's with 'gender issues' and so on.

Who keeps funding the Green Party?

How do they keep fielding candidates?

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>STRONG AND STABLE
>COALITION OF CHAOS
>BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

Can this woman speak in anything other than slogans?

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>>129043401
Other than the awful photoshop job on the pictures, that might work.

>>129043413
Why do scallies still exist? Is it because homosexual MPs like to fuck them?

>>129044453
You just voted for the retard party instead

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>>129044599
Good thing he didn't vote for Donald Trump then

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>>129044583
dgsfhdjhf,kn.,mhngfjhfdgshmjk,gtryesjfhgnm,n INVALIDATED

We watching BBCucks or Sky's coverage tonight, boys?

>there are literally people out there going to be watching channel 4's

>>129044313

I wonder what if feels like having yor foreskin nibble by a budgies beak

>>129044280
No, I'm not. Autism wasn't even a thing when I was younger and now its a big trend.
Just sick of them people, they pretend to care but when push comes to shove they are thinking of themselves.

>>129044702
Clearly it worked because idiots voted for her.

>>129044600

My milk is delicious. It's fortified with what the world needs, what the world deserves.

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>>129044583

>>129044696
You say it like any party is actually against any of that stuff

We don't have a socially conservative party

>>129043818
as much as bbc can be biased there election night show wont be tbf

>>129044755
Sort yourself out lad...

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i hope the old commie wins, just make the national cuckery official already. your "conservatives" sound like leftists ("terrorism has nothing to do with islam, it's a perversion of islam", blah blah blah) so what's the difference? and plus the old hag wants not only to tighten your internet laws but wants INTERNATIONAL laws to govern the internet, so that she can inject her orwellian fantasies into other nations.

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>>129044755

mate...what the fuck

>>129044743
>>>129042735 (OP)

Is it Are Neil on BBC?

burger here, who is winning? who should win?

>>129044743
Both but mainly Sky.

>>129044677
His jaw looks so strong

>>129044743
gonna be miserable for channel 4

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Chelmsford fag. Still up for meeting at wetherspoons?

>>129043319
>>129043546
>>129043720
retards

>>129044755
bad
probably feels bad

>>129044702
Ulster is British and British it shall remain.

>>129044702
Somehow seems to be working

>>129044024
>my my my my my

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>>129043921

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>>129043319
I feel dem feels man

>>129044717
You sound like an establishment shill. Sharia May is a con, as is Comrade Corbyn. I voted with honour today.

>>129044546
Everyone secretly voted Tory, m8.

>>129044840
i think he usually takes over in the early morning

>>129044743
>He doesn't watch C4
It's almost like you have a will to live

>>129044743
But channel 4s will be funneh

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SEMI SKIMMED SURGE

>>129044743
Sky news is more entertaining, better sound quality and feels less fucking dull

so BBC during the ad breaks

Why wasn't May capable of destroying Corbyn like she does every week on PMQs? She was even better than Cameron at it.

literally what happened to this awful campaign

>>129044825
>>129044696
I work in a school and the Tories actually removed a lot of sex stuff from the curriculum.

Best coverage?

>>129043730
>The polls for Brexit were within the margin of error
>The polls were wrong but they were still right
>make sure to watch the polls

kys

>>129044696
I dare you to post my comment on kikebook

>I can't, I shut mine down months ago

>>129044885
where in chelmsford lad? i'm in moulsham but on holiday in croatia right now

>>129044743

>"alternative" coverage
>list of holier than thou celebrities clawing over one another to extol the virtues of refugees, Corbyn and the left in general
>designed to give the opinion that the other coverage of the BBC and Sky is somehow lacking in left wing representation or balance

Infuriating.

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>get home from work
>time to fill in my postal vote
>plan on writing "Cunt" in every box
>"hmm, didn't know Gloucester had a UKIP candidate"
>Daniel Woolf
It's only my fucking biology teacher from sixth form. What a legend.

>>129044743
I'll watch Dimbleby until I die. Er, until he dies.

>lefties buying all daily mails and suns
>burning them
>are they retarded?
>financially supporting the newspaper
>burning not recycling
>fascists literally burn opinions they don't like
wew lad

Voted UKIP in South Swindon with my 3 workmates.

2 voted Conservative

2 voted Labour

Did I fuck up?

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Place your bets lads, how many seats do you think the Cuckservatives will win?

I'm personally going with 358.

>>129045041
YOGSCAST Lewis and Simon

>>129045057
>C...Corbyns gonna win
Childish.

>>129042911
>Fighting over who gets the best place to film Tim
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-fight-photographer-knocked-10584863

>>129045070
flag checks out

>>129044898
The tories don't give a shit about Northern Ireland and haven't given a shit since they killed Airey Neave

At least the Labour cunts are honest about it

3 and half hours until exit poll, lads.

>>129045090
The guy was a cunt. That bloody gold car.

>>129045115
Might as well have not shown up

can't wait for labour to get into power and laugh at us from their fallout shelters because corbyn is too beta to defend the country https://youtu.be/DsinIfSRp-w

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>The West will never have a Liberal Party that's anti-immigration

>>129044942
idiot

Who else is getting shitfaced for this

>>129043009

pretty much this

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At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
>At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
>At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
>At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
>At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
>At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
>At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/
>At 10 pm all Brit/pol/ anons should make their own Brit/pol/ thread so we take over /pol/

Labour shills have been pushing hard these last couple of hours.

Probably voting for Labour the same reason I would have voted Trump.
The """media""" will throw a shit fit and it will be more entertaining overall.

Both parties suck anyway, might as well have the most fun we can lads.

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>>129044696
>complaining about more traps

>>129045115
Yes, UKIP is a wasted vote and you just increased the chances of a far left extremist gaining power.

>>129044880
He's an alpha, like all UKIPs

>>129044022
Maybe it's you splitting the right vote, friend?

>>129045225
>yfw Iran nukes London, killing Corbyn but sparing most non-Labour voters in the country

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>>129043507

Desperate times and desperate measures, but the Island carries on. Shortly and sharply there will be no room for illusion, and while THINGS will become much worse in the very short term it will cause a return to reality and a newer, sharper Britain.

>>129045180
feels so odd not having the union jack next to my posts :(

>>129044942
nice

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>>129045090
>BASED WOOLF

Just voted Conservative.

BLUE IS THE COLOUR

>>129044898
Since the rest of (b)ritain will become Afro-Arabic I suggest you buy a home in Ulster before it fills up.

>>129044677
Where's he standing? Never seen him speak

>>129045070
An anon said he was at Wetherspoons in town with his mates in a previous thread. He's probably gone forever now but its fine. I'm not lonely.

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>>129042735

I put "Purple Aki for PM" on my ballot today lads!
If he wins, better hope you don't get sent to the muscle camps.

>>129045316

Implying Sharia May is any better

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What time does Jeremy whip out the incomprehensible graphics?

>>129045394
the wrong woolfe sadly

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Labour wins:
>Protected internet
>Raised bennies
>Cheaper trains
Tories win:
>Decent brexit
>Slightly lower immigration
>Lower tax
Hung Parliament
>Top banter

Its a win-win-win

>>129045367
I bet they don't even sell Tunnock Teacakes over there desu.

OR FREDDOS.

>>129045115
>voted with 3 workmates
>2 voted labour
>2 voted conservative

??????????????????????????????????

>>129042994

>globalists
>votes tory

vote for more niggers on your doorstep

>>129045541
That's the spirit lad

>>129045541
Labour wins:
>Protected internet
>Raised bennies
>Cheaper trains
None of these are important to me. So what would I win?

>>129043469

>Guy who blatantly earns more than £70,000 a year tells people who earn less than £70,000 a year who to vote for while complaining that a guy who earns over £70,000 a year is telling people who to vote for

When will this two-party meme end? When will we have a viable third choice?

>>129045316
Fuck off tory shill

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>>129045541
>tories
>lower immigration

You retards really never learn

>>129045549

Can you read?

>>129044047
Brum.

>>129043319
Nige would be disappointed honestly

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>>129044700
Rich celebrities being safely "rebelious". If they chose Labour they'd risk alienating a lot of ticket sales. People just shrug their shoulders at Green virtue signalling these days.

And of course, massive, faceless green energy corporations muscling in on the insanely lucrative energy markets via feels legislation. The global warming racket is worth $1.7Trillion a year at the moment, they want to raise it by a factor of four with the Paris agreement that Trump sensibly fucked up.

>>129045541

>slightly

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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>voting Tory

CHECK BBC
LABOUR SURGE

>>129045637
You're literally posting anonymously on 4chan. Might as well fuck off now if you don't care about internet freedom. Same goes for the rest of the tory spastics in here

>>129045513
Well, she isn't great, but she is certainly better than jihadi Jezza there's no doubt about that.

>>129045541
Labour wins:
>Protected internet

You do realize that Corbyn's Chancellor voted in favour of more mass surveillance, yes? Corbyn himself didn't even bother to vote

We are fucked either way when it comes to this

>>129045684
They did lower no eu immigration(the only one they could control)

>>129045773
>Implying Labour care about internet freedom

Is anyone on the England football team even white?

>>129045684
>>129045749
https://www.ft.com/content/9542bfdb-5ade-34fd-8984-4fc117e5b06c

>>129045541
UKIP wins:
way less immigrants
working class better off financially
NHS better off
more police
best brexit
no red or blue globalists in the cabinet

>>129044546
Hans. You're in the thread. Read it.

>>129045767
>Not 10pm yet
They don't report electoral news faggot

>>129045773
>reee my porn folder
lmao big baby

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>>129045888
TRIPS

>>129045888
do they even have enough people standing for a majority

>>129045709
i dunno mate can you

>>129045877
Implying nothing of the sort, you should vote Lib Dem. Just staggering irony at an anon claiming not to give a shit about a free internet

>>129045888
and then you wake up

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Any rumours about results/turnout yet?

>>129045888
lad UKIP are only standing in 100 seats, stop larping

Tell me lads

So May called this election because her party was divided on the brexit, would she still be ok with the result with a smaller majority but full of people who agree with her and not cameron tier people ?

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>>129045280
this colonize /pol

>3hours 27 minutes until exit poll

>>129045888
Only an delusional fuck think UKIP will do jack shit. They will backtrack like Trump.

>>129046004
can't wake up

>>129045202
We used to fuck with his car all the time and he'd go apeshit (get it, cos he's an ape). We were planning on completely burying it in snow one year but he came out and caught us halfway through.

>>129045394
It's honestly a struggle. Do I really want to vote for UKIP if my candidate is black?

>Thinking May is coming after 4chan and your chinese cartoons

please you fucking aspies no one gives a shit about your Chinese cartoons

>>129046002
>You should vote Lib Dem
I should vote for a pro-EU, pro-immigration party? Why?

>>129045878
Wazza
Lallana
Hart
Forster
Cahill
Jones
Dier
Pebbles
Jones
KANE

>>129045973
what the fuck? you don't sound old enough to vote lad

>>129045995
you obviosly cant m9

>>129045090
>Gloucester
I'll be sure to throw your ballot in the bin tonight, faggot

>>129045684
>>129045684
Or faggots like you wont understand that the other party is openly for ethnically cleansing white Britan

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>>129046055

>>129044071
Express. Figured I'd pick a rare flag to get some easy (you)s

>>129046135
>lad
neither do you.

https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/872868842787262468
What did he mean by this?

>>129046058
you're right, better vote for the red, blue or yellow centrists instead

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>>129045878
Cahill

>>129045881
To get past paywall:
https://archive.is/Necsk

Just cast my vote for Mohammad Yasin lads.

>>129045773
get a vpn u neet faggot

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Am I doing it right?

>>129045881
That's due to a lot of emigration from the UK in in that period. Immigration itself isn't actually down, and people coming from shit hole countries has actually risen

what were the final polls yesterday?

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Who's eating take out tonight lads?

>>129046191
"I know you are I said you are but what am I"

Fuck off cunt

>>129042735
I've been out of the loop. What party is gonna get rid of all the goddamn mudshits?

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>go out to go vote UKIP
>see my mate at the voting booth
>after we both vote together he gives me a lift home cos I'm a walkfag and didn't fancy walking home in the pissing rain
>had the obligatory 30 second political discussion [spoiler]he voted labour, pls do not bulli[/spoiler]
>listened to pink guy on the way home
>about to crack open a beer, order pizza and watch as the usual social media salt unfolds
Life is good.

Convinced my mum to give UKIP a cheeky vote lads

NEW

>>129046293

>>129046293

>>129046293

>>129046293

>>129046076
Does he still drive the night rider knockoff that he 'upgraded' to after the gold hot wheels car?

I remember one of my year 11 classmates calling him a Nigger to his face.

>>129045873

>white people have left
>meanwhile 248,000 more shitskins arrived

Fantastic.

>>129045881

Subscription required

>>129046159
>the tories are okay because they will still do it but deny that they are

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>>129043767
Jesus that is one rare flag

>>129046250
should of put a swastika in each box

>>129046250
>wang xigang

>>129045090
I'm flatmates with a guy who had him as a teacher too.

You know he went on Come Dine With Me?

>>129046023

Guido Fawkes has been teasing about a rising £, which is a good sign for Maybug.

>>129045394

>Steven Woolfe
>Daniel Woolf

What is it with UKIP and mixed black guys called wolf?

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In the next thread can someone put a shoutout to the Anon in Chelmsford who wanted to meet at Wetherspoons. Took too long to reply and now I feel ive missed out on a night of drunken banter with some brit/pol/ lads.

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>>129046035
>colonize
>Z
But yeah we should really do this