>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900
>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353
>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826
>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown <---- Just to be clear this has happened today, the 7th of June, this is not to be confused with any of the other recent terrorist attacks
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4580754/Female-nursery-worker-stabbed-three-women-London.html
>Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/
>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers
>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670
>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537
>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289
>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985
I hope none you retards voted for the tories
>>129039543
starting to excited lads
Labour are going down
ahahahahahah
Start buying guns.
Unless you're a Labour or Conservative mong, then you should be barred from arming yourself.
>>129039597
It's a flawed argument. Most countries in the world don't have nuclear weapons and they're not being nuked.
>>129039695
Post your election hype tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3libD9Y6MA
Vote UKIP.
Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
The Tories want to fuck us over with immigration for business interests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
Labour want to fuck everyone over because of "muh immigrants"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both of the main party leaders campaigned to keep us in the EU.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.
Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.
I think I'm lactose intolerant now for some reason lads
whenever I have a brew, eat some cornflakes or have some cheese, I get major smelly farts and stomach aches.
does this make me eligible for Labour's benefits?
Will I be able to post this meme later on?
literally fucking what would socialist corbyn do if he was forced to deliver brexit
I'd say this has been the shittest choice we've been presented with at a GE for a long time, historically.
What would you say are the worst elections in British history, lads?
>>129039765
Because they're not at war?
Mummy Mummy
Mummy May
Make the Normies
Go Away
Rightly SO, make pic related the OP image next thread.
>mfw watching the SNP lose a bunch of seats tonight while eating a chinese munchie box
>>129039575
There's still 4 hours left you idiot, the exit poll is nowhere near finished yet.
>>129039695
I voted Tory and there is nothing you can do about it. I live in a marginal as well.
Does Corbyn leave if labour lose seats?
Exam at 9am. Was gonna go sleep now and wake up like 2am for results (already pretty tired due to fucked up sleep schedule) but can't sleep
What do?
>>129039863
Yes
>>129039815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo
>>129039901
Also most countries are allied with other countries that do have nukes
>he didn't draw this on his ballot
>>129039871
Piss away the cards in our hands. Rescind the fishing waters. Keep membership of the single market.
He'd do it, but he'd make a dog's dinner of the whole affair.
who did /our guy/ vote for?
>>129039765
Yes, and a lot of them are trying to build nukes. It's almost like they serve some kind of purpose.
>>129039863
Replace it with the Conservative logo and sure
The best thing about a Labour government would be the removal of Mummy May voters to the gulag.
>>129039543
May means no more Britposters? I'm now #maymissile
I made a Twitter account just so I can wind up lefty students chimping out over a Labour defeat tomorrow morning.
Rightly So is a Labour cuck
>inb4 he says he hates them both as much
>99% of posts are on the Toried
>>129040066
>He believes this
>>129040088
You're the only good tripfag.
VOTE UKIP LADS
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HAS SPOKEN
>>129039910
>I cant hear you
>>129039957
bookies don't seem to think so, the madman
>>129039953
>voting for the "tory" party
how does it feel to not understand what being a tory is
>>129039417
The r-selected are overwhelming us.
VOTE LABOUR
Just got back, voted for the big man
>>129039619
because increasing corporation tax by about 30% and a 0.5% tax on derivative trades will be absolute suicide for London with Brexit around the corner
>>129039957
He'd have to be annihilated in the election to leave.
>>129040041
DING DONG WEH HEY
>>129039922
That'll be the silver lining of this election desu
>>129040242
Boston?
>>129040088
need some rare karens lad
>implying the greens aren't going to get a majority
Major upset incoming, green surge baby
Will Commissar Corbyn legalise it?
Having a hearty chuckle at the bogus "reports" of massive youth turnout. People are too gullible.
It calls to mind an article I read about legions of women heroically registering to vote against Trump (in Iowa, a state he won)
Gonna be a great night
>>129039957
He already said no at the beginning of this election.
>>129040106
He's a UKIP voter you utter mong
>>129040115
the "conservatives" are going to win, it doesn't mean they have had a good campaign. they've literally fucked up at every opportunity
>>129040206
well done socceroos
>>129039901
>>129040007
Who are we at war with at the moment? And even if we did get rid of our nukes, we'd still be allied with countries that have them.
>>129040057
>a lot of them are trying to build nukes
[citation needed]
>>129039543
Post conservative curry waifu
>>129040365
That's a nice looking bag anon
>my constituency in 2015
>Conservatives: 15,862
>Labour: 12:835
I hope we can hold on
>>129040365
Course not. Weed affects productivity of the Proletariat.
>>129039990
PLEASE RESPOND brit/pol/, I NEED HELP
>>129039957
>labour launches another failed coup
can't wait to be honest, hopefully he can then go full purge mode
***** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045
>>129040469
Hold back the Islamic Labour party tide lad.
>>129039922
>tfw no decent takeaway near you does a munchie box
whats the fucking point
>>129039910
When May takes away your 4chan you'll be exposed to nothing but normies.
>>129039990
I'm sure looking at a computer screen posting on brit/pol/ will help you get to sleep.
Just voted lads.
Been abundantly clear for a while now we need to #MAGA
>>129040296
got a fiver on them getting a maximum of 45, which should pay for the munchie box desu
>>129037769
>labour voters
>not spoiling their ballots
pick one
>>129039763
this mad lad gets it, even a shotgun or a bolt-action is better than nothing
>aka "rooty-tooty point-and-shooty" in brit-bong
>>129040636
Autism
>>129040542
yes, better have the islamic conservative party instead
>>129039815
fuckin tune mate
>>129040427
You want me to list all the countries with nuclear programs? I'd be here for hours you moron.
Are you ready for Trump V2: UK edition?
I predict tories win 90% of seats in England, 10% of seats in Scotland and 20% of seats in Wales.
Labour will take the remainder in England except for one green and 2 independent, half the remaining seats in Scotland and 10% of the seats in Wales.
Plaid Cymru take the remainder in Wales.
SNP take the remaining 80% in Scotland.
Screencap this.
>>129040228
tefal head
>>129040427
Corbyn is striving for international disarmament so allying with nuclear powers won't save us in the long run. That would also give America more leverage over us
The point of a deterrent is IF we are at war then that should prevent enemies from using their nukes on us or our allies
>>129040242
You made the right choice, senpai. Do you think he has a chance in Boston?
>>129040077
Who /PlebForJeb/ here?
Just voted Labour, u get me?
>pic related, filthy paki labour voter
>>129039798
Hitch posting.
https://twitter.com/Moemula_/status/872822025915686912
L A B O U R
>>129040636
Saved
>>129040359
I wonder what her supple, vegan body looks like naked
>>129040636
>womens equality party
>spoil your ballot
>spoil your ballot
>spoil your ballot
>spoil your ballot
>come on it will be ebin when they read it back
>spoil your ballot
>spoil your ballot
>okay I'll vote
>no UKIP even
>votes for the fucking Yorkshire Party
Lads on a scale of 1 to 10 how autistic am I?
Why are all the party leaders in Britain so old? I don´t think any of our major parties has a leader beyond 60.
Just went and voted for BEADY PARTY.
Why haven't you yet?
>>129040795
>Labour voter is a Paki/Nigger
Not surprised
>>129040636
>women's equality party
Let' get some /pol/ financial advice.
>2 year fixed mortgage @ 1.6%
>5 year fixed mortgage @ 2.1%
What do you lads see happening to interest rates over the next 5 years?
>>129040779
SURGE
>>129040557
stay strong
>>129040855
Chance. Dave was a lot younger than May
>>129040723
>>129040771
Absolutely. Everybody I've spoken to has watched most of his debates due to relevance, and each say he's the only one who makes sense.
>>129040885
>anti-labour is a racist
not surprised
>>129040795
Posted that earlier
>'A gentler kind of politics'
>>129040897
Holy fuck, is that a Dianne Abbott tattoo?
Don't make the same mistake we did lads. This is your man.
>discord/Cz7ZRr
>>129040441
I'd stir her curry
>>129039922
I hope the dems get put on suicide watch again
>>129039695
I voted for tory. Although I live in a tory stronghold.
Communist Corbyn needs to get whupped
Just voted UKIP.
Whats not to like? The only strong policy on immigration coupled with increased NHS funding. Leftys need to realise that past the immigration thing UKIP do give a shit about the working class. I'm in an ultra safe Tory seat so might as well properly express my opinion.
>>129040795
>MUFC
London
>>129041053
wtf happened to that picture
>>129040937
>predicting interest rates for 5 years into the future on the day of a general election
>>129041005
>Not being racist
It is 2017, everyone is racist now.
>>129041021
>this communist fag who hates his own country and champions the causes of international terrorists wherever he can is /ourman/
>>129041061
>I voted for tory. Although I live in a tory stronghold.
>>129040636
>>129040842
Indeed. Slim pickings pal
>Green lefty twat
>Lib dem lefty twat
>Labour communist twat
>Tory from Exeter (this is Manchester)
>Dyke
>No UKIP
this election is the reason i hate politics
>>129041008
How'd you find it?
>>129040897
God she'd be so hot if she a had a willy
>>129041093
>ukip
>policies
wew lad
>>129039543
whats with all the corbyn shills
just get a vpn and vote tory
4 HOURS UNTIL EXIT POLL
>>129041021
>Yank
Kill yourself.
YKTD SEMPAI PLS
>>129041229
Pretty excited.
>>129040715
Not really, you're clearly a mong who's overestimating how many countries have nuclear weapons and how many are trying to get them.
>>129040763
>The point of a deterrent is IF we are at war then that should prevent enemies from using their nukes on us or our allies
Then don't go to war. Gee, that sure was hard, wasn't it?
>>129040427
>at the moment
The r-selected's inability to anticipate events more than five minutes into the future.
Can someone tell me if Corbyn actually stands a chance of winning? I have seen this suggested on leftist news sites as well as by British anons here. These are just memes, right?
>>129041021
Fuck off commielover.
>>129041176
dogs at polling stations
>>129041196
Searched 'labour' on twitter looking for juicy post material
>Step out to go vote
>Starts raining bullets
>Live in a Labour stronghold
Hope that keeps some of the buggers at home. I must live in one of the few places where UKIP have a higher chance of winning than the tories and I can vote without much guilt for muh strategic conservative win.
>>129041303
Of course not. Don't be fucking stupid
>>129040365
Not a chance.
>>129040937
get a 2 year fixed rate and remortgage after the 2 years
>>129041276
FAKE YKTD SEMPAI?
>>129041295
>Then don't go to war
That's not always our choice you fucking mong
>>129041303
if you donate your college savings to him he still has a chance
>>129040937
Flat or very slowly up, lag behind America of 3 quarters or so but depends on economy which will slow a little
T. Economist
>>129041212
I know what you mean. I'd love to gag on her cock (no homo)
>>129041176
QT. Bet she voted labour.
>>129041295
>you
>calling other people mongs
And yet look at the drivel you're typing. Can't wait for you to be found hanging from your ceiling after the crushing Labour defeat.
>Helmand province back under Taliban control
Pretty depressing.
>>129041220
idiot t b q h
>>129041303
Nobody in their right mind thinks that will happen, or has ever actually said that. At the very worse it would be a hung parliament in which the Tories would still lead.
>>129041328
10/10 stellar post lad.
>>129040459
Not mine. I found it on Google, but I agree.
>>129041422
>we can't choose whether or not to go to war
t. daily mail reader
>>129041303
you will now witness the losing side of a memetic war
Lads any ideas of how to make money off the Qatar happenings? Stocks and commodities buy/short? Any ideas? Qatar own half of London
>owen jones on suicide watch later?
>>129041303
Nah
Hung parliament is basically the only other realistic option (and even then very unlikely) beyond a tory majority
>>129039990
Go to bed and close your eyes, you will sleep. No need ruining your future over an old man and a middle aged autistic woman.
>>129039684
this is a 10/10 in Bongistan
>>129041494
Is that a Borough in London?
Hate foreigners but I like food and black birds
Went out and voted and now enjoying a nice cold pint of Henry Weston to celebrate the final nail in the countries coffin.
Can see the statue of King Alfred from where I'm sitting as well.
Did my civic duty. Voted for Mummy's Conservatives.
May God confound the knavish tricks of the communist enemy.
>>129040897
>for the many, not the few
To be fair, that perfectly describes her mouth
>>129041328
Rude.
>>129041467
If you read the description...
>>129041220
And you genuinely believe that Tory ans Labour policy's in your interest (assuming your white)
>>129041543
I hope he has a mental breakdown live on TV.
>>129041535
How do I go about doing this?
Labour arent going to do it????????? the absolute madmen
>that feel when you wanted to vote UKIP but they don't have a candidate in your area.
guess it's conservative as the only choice lads.
>>129041467
Read the tweet
>>129040739
Haven't had a dream in a long time
see, the life I've had
can make a good man bad
>>129041574
kek
>>129039901
>Isis get nukes
>don't worry, they won't nuke us for fear of us nuking them back
>oh wait...
Free university tuition: £10bn
Pointless nuclear weapons: £40bn
>>129041018
Does Corbyn really want to borrow £200 billion, lads? That's an insane amount of money for Britain.
And then of course Labour will bitch when the Tories are forced to implement austerity to try to get a balanced budget again
>>129041574
No mate, there is probably too high of a percentage of white people in Helmand for it to be in London.
>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
>>129041518
What are geopolitics? Some countries will never get rid of nukes so to prevent nuclear war we should stock nukes too.
>>129041672
UKIP stood down all candidates in seats in which a "good Tory" is running.
It's people like this I hope get off'ed in the terrorist attacks.
>>129040441
Sorry there's only one.
Priti Patel is the Asian Margaret Thatcher.
>>129041543
Do I watch Dimblebot or watch The Cuck and Ed Balls having breakdowns on ITV?
This is the most important decision I'll make today.
JUST A REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGpP2qTDDdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGpP2qTDDdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGpP2qTDDdY
Even if Labour doesn't acquire the majority of the seats couldn't they just coligate with the SNP?
>>129041751
we already have a poll you stupid cunt
>>129041627
will be like that sky interview all over again when the exit polls are released
>>129041299
>tfw K but most of your family including both parents are R
A lot of them are literally on the thin border of sentience
>>129041740
>still falling for the conservatives being fiscally responsible and good at handling the economy meme
>>129041018
>Dianne Abbott tattoo?
kek you could colour the face in in with a brown felt-tip pen
>>129039763
I'm saving for a martini Henry.
Anyone know if I can register my FAC and store firearms on my families farm if I sort a safe?
Also, work soon. Pint and chips before a 12 hour shift.
>>129040795
Peaceful and tolerant.
>>129041721
I'm referring to countries you idiot. ISIS will never get nukes unaided
>>129039695
better than labour and seeing as i live in a scum (labour) stronghold i had to do my bit but im not proud tbqh torys suck too
>>129041822
>"2
She looks 30
>>129041822
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't only 1 British person die in the London bridge attack?
>>129041780
What kind of ass backwards logic is this?
>to prevent nuclear war we should stock nukes too
And let me guess, the answer to gun violence in America is more guns.
>>129041847
I can't believe ITV have ed balls, I keked so hard in 2015 when he lost his seat
>>129041867
they wouldnt. they'd never get elected again.
>>129041867
No since the tories will have a majority
>>129041888
I'm not saying they are, but they're far more responsible than Labour
Just voted UKIP. Feels good man.
>>129040359
I actually think lucas is a pretty decent public speaker senpai.
It's a pity that the green party is retarded.
>>129040281
>>129041867
It'd need to be a hung parliament or a narrow majority for that, Huelad.
>>129041983
It is called MAD, look it up you politically illiterate nonce.
Well, if nothing else, I look forward to analysing the voter demographics after this is all over.
>>129041596
Top notch banter, Anonsson
>>129041925
Isis will never get nukes.
>>129041867
It'd be worse than political suicide for them.
>>129041018
Wut
>>129041847
it's dimble-bae's last election coverage lad
>yfw Skinner loses
>>129042045
Same, fuck yeah
>first past the post
top kek dumb brit shits
fuck you
hope you get a strong brexit though
>>129039815
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>>129042045
Me too, good lad.
>>129041643
I asked the question? But yeah I think there is a good oppurtunity
Do any tories on here actually risk alienation from peers and post conservative/UKIP content on facebook?
>>129041961
>white women
>>129040715
>Hours
Fuck off. It wouldn't take you hours to name every country, let alone the ones with nuclear programs
>>129040728
I'm not screencapping a prediction with 0 Lib Dem seats and Labour gains in scotland you nonce
Voted for UKIP. Don't know who else to vote for really. The lot of them are shit.
Lets all stand for the UK national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PPsD-XPTE&ab_channel=ronpaulfuneralcity
>>129042109
That's what he said last time.
get ready, drexitpfers
>>129042144
Facebook is just a shouting match, I give my views to people in person.
>>129042078
I know what mutually assured destruction is, i'm saying that the only way to completely avoid nuclear war is if we get rid of all nukes.
>>129041721
You need to ask yourself, does a job stacking shelves in Audi, rate a university tuition.
>>129041899
You don't need a license for a martini Henry m9
As long as you don't mind getting the rarer calibre
>>129041983
China will never ever remove it's nuclear stockpile. Jeremy Corbyn will never ever change that so all we can do is reach some equilibrium where nations don't want to use nukes out of fear of mutually assured destination. This shit has already been proven through game theory so go fuck yourself hippy
>>129041847
Dimbleby, it's his last election coverage too
>>129042234
Then we go back to huge world wars.
>>129042144
I don't use normiebook
>>129041847
>Missing this wizardry
>>129042045
Good man. Where?
Hayling Island here
>>129042084
"The most representative member of Labour's swelling ranks of new members is a middle-class Welsh man in his early twenties who works for a charity, according to YouGov research reported by The Times."
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-supporters-depressed-vegetarians-young-women-wales-a7236101.html
>>129039990
If you can, go to sleep at a reasonable hour and wake up for your exam in a fresh state.
Knowing the results won't change them.
But passing the exam is a step towards putting you in a better position to contribute more to the economy.
>>129042144
I voted labour but i still post con and ukip content if i agree with it.
>>129042144
I've had people rage and block me over Brexit and people I friend over expressing ring wing views on Facebook:
>>129042144
told them all I voted Labour
>>129042205
Pretty much this. Although there wasn't a UKIP candidate so I just drew a big cock on my ballot instead.
>>129039957
Nah. Opinion polls reckon Tory lead will be anywhere from 1 to 12 percentage points (largely different based on assumed turnout). It was around 6% in 2015 so we don't even know yet if Corbyn will do worse than Miliband.
Labour would have to lose quite a lot of seats for Corbyn to consider resigning. Remember he's only had about 2 months of actual decent coverage after 1.5 years of bullshit from the media - he probably thinks another 5 years of arse-fuckery (sorry, "austerity"), will be enough to turn it around. Hell, May might call another election after Brexit anyway.
>>129041867
Working with the SNP would kill off their support for good
>>129041971
I think it was like 7 wasn't it and one found in the Thames the next day or so
>>129041888
As opposed to Labour who say they're going to tax the top 5% pf earners to pay for all this shit. Yet those in the top 5% earn enough to pay accountants to reduce tax payments, and if the tax loopholes are closed have the skills and knowledge necessary to move abroad to greener pastures.
Corbyns pledge is a fallacy, don't drink it up.
@129042121
>>129042118
I wish based neil would present election night
>>129042138
>>129042138
My mistake.
>>129042045
>tfw they didn't stand in my constituency and I had to vote Tory
I feel awful
>>129042091
Yeah that's what I meant. Isis will never get nukes unless we literally hand them over to them
Well, Pewdiepie's friend voted Labour.
>>129042144
Not a tory, but yes. I have the good sense to not post that kind of shit on facebook (on't really even use it at all), but I know people who have had a massive fallout over political differences.
>>129041822
Feel sorry the lad if he's fucking that thing
>>129042045
Same
>>129041888
They're more responsible than Labour.
The deficit has been cut bigly, unemployment is at it's lowest in over 40 years, inflation is at stable levels.
>>129042144
>>129042232
This, openly conservative in person but zero point displaying that view online
>>129042350
THIS
>>129042118
any more neils?
Can't tell you how excited I am for Angus to lose his seat.
UKIP or Kwasi lads?
>>129042350
I'm rural so there is a lot of support for UKIP here but it'll be the conservatives who get into power. The labour voters (students mostly) fuck off to the cities and leave us alone. Its great.
>>129042045
Scholar and a gentleman.
>city library has book where people can write their condolences to latest London attack
>I pick up a pen
>"Part and Parcel of living in a big city. - Sadiq Khan"
They had the same thing for Manchester. I wrote how I was sorry that they had been betrayed by Labour and MPs from other parties. I checked back next day and the page was gone.
>>129042515
>bhutan
wtf
>>129040779
post the one where jeb is holding his hands out wide like the world is his and he's just basking in his own aura
>>129041176
The arrow is pointing under her skirt. I just need my pencil.
>>129042311
Literally the best part of election nights
>>129040365
He'd fucking better. Absolutely no point having an actual liberal in charge if they aren't even gonna legalise weed.
Having said that, Wet Fish Farron and Headmistress Sturgeon would probably vote against it anyway.
>>129042515
ukip
>>129041740
no lad, that's 200b assuming labour have done their maths correctly and are being honest
realistically it will easily be > 350b for just the nationalisation, not the conservative 250b they said, likely far far more (why would companies value themselves fairly if the government is going to buy them?) and his manifesto sure as fuck isn't going to cost ~50b when all is said and done, try 70b or more
we're looking at over 500b, easily, for what he wants to implement
yes, it is a lot of money. and if any of you leftist melts try to compare it to GDP i'll heem you.
Corybn is a catho, right?
Done my part
>>129042144
I only tell my close friends
Jeremy Corbyn wants a garden tax.
So anybody with a nice garden must pay their 'fair share' so the money can be given to 'poor' Matt and Chanade from the estate.
>>129042372
Corbyn won't resign. He intends to hang on long enough for him to be able to coronate a hard-left successor like McDonnell or Abbott and that requires him changing the party rules.
Can anybody explain the times hosts so many far-left columnists?
>>129042593
What will we do once Dimbleby passes away?
>>129042515
Nice proxy
>>129042572
>I pick up a pen
>"Part and Parcel of living in a big city. - Sadiq Khan"
>>129039901
paki and pooland? They regularly have skirmishes and wars. Israeli wars?
Wonder who they voted for.
>>129042311
I am looking forward to Vine's antics at 5am when I'm a mixture of over-tired and drunk.
>>129042515
Vote Bhukip
>>129042515
>I am involved in many clubs
What did he mean by this?
>>129042295
>China will never ever remove it's nuclear stockpile
[citation needed]
>all we can do is reach some equilibrium where nations don't want to use nukes out of fear of mutually assured destination
Fine, let's give everyone nukes then. If nobody is going to use them because everyone has them, what's the worst that could happen?
>>129042301
>world wars only happened because we didn't have nukes
Sure thing, buddy.
>>129042515
ay up duck, likely a vpn but would be cool if not
>>129042581
Ooof, well spotted lad, i'd slip my ballot in her box, if yo know what I mean
>>129042398
Buy Russia, British and Norwegian oil and gas firms
>>129042144
You actually use, facebook? Seriously? Are you insane they fucking own you, everything you do, your past.
>>129042639
He wants a land tax to replace council tax, which would basically quadruple the cost of council taxes for people.
>>129042639
I think it's hilarious that most people voting Corbyn don't understand they'll be the ones having their wealth redistributed when the rich leave.
>>129039695
Well what you gunna do abart it pal
>>129041446
kek
IMPORTANT /britpol/ BUSINESS:
Karen is our Brexit mascot, bubbling with subversive, loud genkiness and kick-the-globalists-in-the-dick goodness (just ignore the irony of her being a hapa).
She can't be our Tory waifu, gentlemen.
We need another mascot to run alongside Eternal Karen of Brexit, but who could it be?
>>129039543
>cuckservative
>>129042192
witness me senpai
>>129042712
>world wars only happened because we didn't have nukes
>Sure thing, buddy.
It is a fact, the only reason there was no war between the Soviet Union and the USA was nukes. We'd all be dead if not for nukes.
>>129042770
no you stupid cunt there's already a thread made
also you're early as fuck
>>129040365
if it were in the manifesto, or if he'd said he would, then there is a chance he might of
but there is no chance of that
>>129042639
It's all relative. Personally I think used needles and vodka bottles make for a wonderful garden
>>129042690
Pakis and Poos both have nukes hence no nukes will be used. Israel would get no support for nuking anyone
>>129039543
>When your Elections are so fucked the mods don't even bother with a sticky
>>129041672
Yep. I live in a constituency where Conservatives have a very hard grip on.
It would have still been nice to vote for the party I wanted to vote for though. Tactical voting isn't as good in my opinion.
>>129042878
Agreed, mutually assured destruction prevents all out war between super powers.
>>129042144
I don't have a Facebook. Also as >>129042622 said.
Though I saw a guy I went to school with start posting seriously commie shit on twitter. Also went on about how "it's sad to see people I grew up with giving into hate. Some even posting Tommy Robinson videos. Uneducated and foolish".
Okay cunt.
We both have degrees, mine is a BSc, so is his, neither of us are "uneducated".
Faggot
>>129042921
You mean the Cher one with no links or title?
Setting up to move out the country. Regardless of the result.
>>129042666
>Labour loses
>leadership challenge @ 1001
>blairite cuck runs
>momentum keeps jeremy as leader
>rinse and repeat
the labour party is forever unelectable
>>129040750
Wow, for a retarded person, he sure is stupid.
>>129042515
Ghanaian's are devout Christians from a former colony. They are bro tier.
Apart from they drive on the right.
>>129039711
Excited about the polls playing out and the election going as predicted against an underdog
>swallowing ((((press))) blue pills and asking for more.
>bye nhs.
>bye internet freedom and access.
>migration still terrible.
>loving israel.
Wew lad.
Voted Corbyn. If he wins it will be exciting and cosy as fuck. Salt galore.
>>129039695
There's an outside chance of Lib Dems getting the seat back so I wasn't going to take any chances.
Plus my MP voted against letting in 30 year old child refugees
>>129043024
yes you cunt. Cherpost is a legend.
>>129042991
this was meant for
>>129041819
>>129042712
Like I need a citation that China won't bend the knee to faggots like Corbyn and the UN lool.
No the best situation for this country is developing enough nukes to mirror the enemy stockpile. I did not suggest "giving everyone nukes".
>>129042262
good luck being able to purchase ammunition
>>129041899
you can store firearms at locations other than your address yes, its on the FAC and you can discuss it with your FEO when they come to interview you
>>129041925
>North Korea gets nukes
>don't worry, they won't nuke us for fear of us nuking them back
>they nuke us cos they have fuck all to lose
>ok well we'll just murder a million innocent people, that'll show that fat baby bloke!
Chelmsford fag. Still up for Wetherspoons?
What time and how to know its you? For me just look for a ginger dressed all in grey.
>>129039910
>daily mail and sun readers aren't normies.
Delusional. You are voting with the normies cuck.
>tfw vpns get banned.
>>129040750
benefit scrounger
>>129042558
*tips bowler hat*
May was just too much of an unlikable shill. Couldn't bring myself to vote her.
>>129040636
If you're going to do that lad, at least do it with pen. You basically gave a free ballot to a vote counter.
>>129043100
>>bye internet freedom and access.
why have libcucks deluded themselves into thinking corbyn wont do the same>????
>>129041819
SENSIBLE
>>129042639
But I like my garden. Fuck off commies
>>129039815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w43uSMJntgw
>>129042121
The third Bogdanoff brother :o
>>129041740
idk, he didn't put much though into it because he didn't expect to win, or even manage a campaign that had a chance.
What's the deal with the weather today lads? Its June and I've just had to pop the central heating on
>>129043231
Okay great thank you!
>>129042220
This is a suprise snap election
>>129043101
>even though May has let them in, even as Home Secretary.
>this time she really means it goys!
>It's worth losing the nhs and internet for zero gain.
Fucking wew.
>>129041543
Hope he kills himself the fucking pussy.
>>129042377
>>129042092
>>129042005
This is good to know, but was there any possibility at all that they could have gotten into government without a coalition with the SNP?
>>129043538
Put on a jumper mate. Then again we only replaced the 150 year old windows a few years back. I used to sleep with a breeze despite closed windows.
Jumpers and blankets. Save some money. That and it's not cold. Too humid and sticky.
>>129043369
It's in the Tory manifesto cuck.
Nothing like that in Labours.
>mmmm please fuck my ass and make a police state.
>>129041740
Are you serious? Banks fuck us over and the solution of right-wing parties is to fuck over all social services, hugely slow down economic growth, ensure wages don't rise, all whilst the top 1% get even richer.
Brilliant economic model mate. Can't believe "normal working people" still fall for the Tories' bullshit every time. National debt isn't even a bad thing in the short or medium term, people love buying it, interest rates are low, and it allows investment that will improve the economy and people's living standards.
>>129042613
Pfft, where the fuck did you read that?
>>129042612
i feel i should put this in perspective
current tax revenue is ~ £740b
none of that can be considered 'savings', remember, because that's not how governments operate. there is nothing for a rainy day.
corbyn is proposing borrowing £200b. this is like you being on £40k, 'spending' (tax + buying things) £40k every year, and then borrowing about £10k
but it's not going to be £10k (also remember you're ALREADY massively in debt)
it's going to realistically be £15k, £20k, or more.
when the bank starts to get irritated in a few years, how are you going to deal with your debts?
personal finances should not be compared to the governance of a country, but in this case it gets the point across. if you understand the above, you will realise why to people who have even a tiny understanding of economics, corbyn is terrifying.
>>129043007
yeah,no.
>>129043101
Theresophile
>>129043538
God is intervening to ensure a Tory victory.
>>129043607
I know, I was being a shit.
>>129043866
Digits confirm.
>>129041174
you have someone from my city running for tory ?
>>129043912
I fucking assumed because he is a non-sandnigger that hates Britain.
>>129043264
I support measures to stop irrational leaders from acquiring nukes like everyone else does. Keeping nukes is the rational choice to dealing with countries we can't control
>>129041223
Dont worry.it wont be long before momentum fuck off back to /leftypol,not before we mine plenty of salt tho
Good times ahead lads
>>129042045
Fucking good on you boyo
>>129041143
I wasnt racist till political correctness went mad, i have gotten worse every year fuck all the immigrants
>>129041740
No he doesnt
He wants to borrow 250 billion
>>129044712
indeed i miss snug /brit/pol/
>>129041740
> insane amount of money for Britain.
Just because it's your GDP, doesn't mean that it's large for everyone
>>129041871
Mine has ALL the options and I am the pollster you nonce
>>129041971
Some baguettes got it.
Poor frenchies,cant even visit a foreign country without some degree of cultural enrichment
F
>>129042613
there was some article a while ago where he speculated about having jewish ancestry. i don't know if that's a dog-whistle to other kikes that he's a crypto.
>>129041624
None of them are, the choices suck but torys are the better of the two apart from the nsa shit, but i have vpn so its not all bad
>voting for jewish puppets
>in 2017
if you want to show the world your political agenda petrol bomb a muslim in your local area