Brit/pol/ - Less Than 5 Hours Until Exit Polls edition

I'm masturbating

Just realised the Comey hearing will keep Yanks out of this thread for a few more hours.

>>129036314
>Voting tory instead of ukip
How does the Muhammad cock feel?

>>129036314
Guys, my retard sister applied for postal vote and then forgot to vote. Can she still take her ballot to a polling station?

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>>129036420

given that it's raining I'm guessing that you're wanking

in the house

>>129036431
I was wondering why I was enjoying the thread so much

>>129036492
>>129036400

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Lads just about to go and vote after getting the quick gestalt on both parties policies. I'm strongly leaning conservative and will probably vote for them but think gaybour have some alright points.

What do?

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Who here is playing Duke Nukem Forever for the second time?

>>129036314
>Less Than 5 Hours
ARRRRGHRGRHAHGRAHRGAH
can't contain myself

>>129036492
Yes you fucking noobs

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>accuse white person of racism
>they have a mental breakdown

Embarrassing.

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Drew this on my ballot.

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Uniromically nipping out for some SKIMMED MILK, to honour are Tim before his violent and unexpected political death tonight.

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V O T E U K I P

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There are people ITT who voted.

Utter plebeians

>>129036492
You need to give it to the returning officer before 10pm so yes.

>>129036535
Its sunny out so I might go for a cheeky garden wank

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Will get a comfy thread sticky for our election?

>>129036492

depends if she is voting tory

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>tfw you panic thinking that you accidentally ticked the wrong box

>>129036630
>person
how contemporary of you

>>129036633

Not bad, lad. Not bad.

>>129036492
IIRC that happened to my sister during the last one and they let her vote. She took along her postal ballot to prove she'd not used it.
Having said that, on over-zealous officer might turn her away.

>>129036492
who she voting for???

Fox news cut from sky due to the election reporting!!

Just noticed that there's only a labour normiechat filter and no conservatives

>>129036650
Saw a Labour sign that had a UKIP sign stuck over the top of it on the bus to work this morning. Had myself a hearty chuckle.

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>>129034725
>other side is holding all the fucking cards
[citation needed]

Looking forward to the Tim version when he loses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sVEhK1hJ_s

>>129036685

>Sticky

hopefully not, rolling stickies are fucking awful.

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>>129036684

good lad

your lad your cock

>>129036685
>Sticky
>Comfy
Is 1000 posts a second comfy?

>>129036685
There will be a sticky and there will be a brit/pol/, brit/pol/ wont be full of foreigners, the sticky will.

I'm gonna go and vote as late as possible so I don't have to see any people

who /social anxiety/ here

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>Jahans unironically believes Corbyn is the best of the best.

>>129036685
>sticky
>comfy

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>129036702
>>129036746
>>129036733
>>129036680
Voting tory and cheers.

Well I walked to the polling station and voted labour then I walked for literal hours fordst one way and then the other in the baking hot sun whilst listening to Doctor Who Virgin New Adventure Reviews and then I got my testosterone injection but I found out that my regular nurse is a tory and thus voting to destroy my life, the economy and the system I believe in. So very awkward. Then my father and sister invited me out for food and I think I managed to avoid making a complete fool of myself given I am sleep deprived, anxious, wired and kind of angry at the world right now. I do not feel human. I feel like a chemical reaction that used to be something approaching human. I am pain and caffeine and endorphines.

>>129036712

Literally me.

I know I voted conservative, but I have this autistic tick telling me "no you actually put the X in labour"

dunno what the fuck is wrong with me.

I just want to be Rightly So's gay lover, he's lovely

>>129036883
Don't do that, there is always a mad rush. best time is just after tea time.

>>129036585
Honestly, out of those two go labour.

The Tory party arent conservative (apart from some backbenchers). They just spout memes and never deliver.

If labour somehow wins the Tory party might be kicked into actually being a Conservative/Libertarian party.

>>129036314
THREADS ARE GOING TOOOOOOOOO FAST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

>>129036855
They're red herring threads

Labour round my area calling in volunteers to go round and check if people have voted yet. Don't know if this means anything. In a labour safe seat btw

>>129036883
Apply for postal you melt, best thing i done.

Get it like 2 weeks early and never need to leave the house.

pissing down in warwickshire, who does a low turnout favour? Cons?

>>129036492
>forgot to vote

sounds like she was probably going to vote for labour

so no

>>129036950
OK QUICKLY TELL HER TO GO DOWN AND ASK ASAP

lads
just got back from the local polling station
fulla hot trannys with big pretty dicks
they're all voting UKIP
repaying their mortal devotion to Nige

#TrannyBellendsWillSetYouFree

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>>129036979

>>129036989
>If labour somehow wins the Tory party might be kicked into actually being a Conservative/Libertarian party.
People who believe this are retarded. When the Tories lost to Blair did they become more or less leftwing? They became more leftwing, because the centre was seen to have moved to the left.

>>129036883
Go now, there's usually a mad rush at the last minute unless you live in a rural area

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>>129036758

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>>129036314

>OP
>all links from yesterday

>>129036990
They'll be going in 10 minutes by the time midnight rolls around.

>>129037032

Usually the case.

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>tfw you couldn't even be arsed to spoil your ballot like you did last time
Actually competent party with distinct, non-globalist policies when?

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THREADS ARE IN HIHGPERSBEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

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>Saudi Arabia footballers REFUSE to join minute's silence for London terror attack victims

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Labour will unfortunately win. Screenshot this.

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsKdqnkeyzQ

while we prepare ourselves for the 1000 year tory reich

>>129037052
Too busy working so she forgot tbf.

>>129037179
>apart from the 2 links that the top that obviously aren't.

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Big Bobby Beck, fuckin wee legend

>>129037187
Never

>>129036975
Russians hacked you senpai

>>129037267
If Labour wins I will just put emigration on my agenda.

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just voted tory lads

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>>129037210

>>129037267
No they won't Mr Swede. This election is boring and predictable but at least Britpol is fun

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Kek always supports the anti-establishment candidate, and he probably hates Tory scum as much as I do.

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>>129036685
Excuse me Crumpet, we already explained this to you last night. We'll get a sticky as we always do, and as usual it will be incredibly uncomfy.

>>129037032
considerably so

>>129037032
Young'uns can't figure out how to work an umbrella.

BREAKING: Jeremy Corbyn has signed a 5 year deal with 10 downing street.

This guy is standing as an independent in my constituency
https://www.xtube.com/profile/RusseLL-HiGGs-399298

His manifesto is a collection of other people's videos on youtube.

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>>129036678
>>129036702
>>129036712
Hullo Reddit!

BOBBY BECK WILL WIN THE ELECTION

>>129037514
Strakey has one hell of a pointing finger.

https://twitter.com/JeremyCorbyn4PM/status/872783469792952320

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>>129037484
How'd that work out for Wilders and Le Pen?

>>129037306
it's ok lad i saw she was voting tory

yeah they should let her, just tell her to take her ballot in with her. it would go against the spirit of everything voting stands for (it might even be illegal) if they deny her the right to vote in person rather than postal when she hasn't sent it off yet

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What coin is this lads? Damn near 100 years old

just voted labour
what am I in for?

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Anyone in the Chelmsford area know a good pub/bar to watch results coming in?

Ideally with maximum lefty tears.

>>129037484
>le kek maymay

>>>r/The_Donald

Why would I see my labour candidate walking down a residential street with a badge on? What she doing? Encouraging people to go vote?

>>129036883
I don't even have bad social anxiety but I panicked when I couldn't remember my house number.

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I had no choice, I live in Liverpool

So if /pol/ can meme trump, brexit and mummy may into power. What the hell happened with LePen?

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>>129037688
Backside

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DID IT FOR ARE NIGE

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>>129037514

>>129037688
A coin with a 3 on it

>>129037692
A Tory government

>>129037692
If they win, 5 years of economic collapse.

>>129037692
Disappointment.

>>129036868
>brit/pol/ wont be full of foreigners
This is my first election on /pol/, do the foreigners really stay out? We'll be page 1 alot of the night desu

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>>129036979

>>129037625
Austrian election too I might add.

Keks chosen people are the Anglos. They uncovered the tablets from Egypt and brought them back to blighty.

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tfw can't drink tonight as was gonna go to the pub tomorrow night and put something in a qts drink and uber rape her.

>>129037688

Thrupunny piece, lad. Are you taking the piss?

>>129037688
Threepenny piece, looks like the Maundy Money version

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>>129037484
>MP for over three decades
>anti-establishment

>>129037688
its one from the year 1918 mate, i deal with these things every day

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Who did you vote for and why? Without talking about other parties.

>>129037692
The slow but inevitable realisation that you're an idiot.

>>129037614
I'm sure he's had a lot of experience with poking it about before


I'm implying he's a massive poof

>>129037769
Lad, your vote is not valid, it went outside of the box. Which disqualifies it.

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>>129037625
& Hofer

>>129037769
Scum. You had a choice as you were doing it behind a curtain you fucking beta.

>>129036883
Best to go as soon as it opens

>>129037692
losing

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>voting for a Conservative Party that hasn't decisively broken with Blairism

>>129037688
https://www.silveragecoins.com/en/details.php?item=913

worth fuck all

PHOTOGRAPHERS BEING BTFO ON THE HEARING

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>>129037769
Good boy

>>129037692
Not having 4chan banned.

>>129036585
Vote Tory. Labour would take the opportunity to import a million more pakis.
Less immigration or less internet.

>>129037692
A Conservative Government

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>>129037769
MODS MODS MODS

>>129037871
>>129037796

On second thought, it could be a 3 shilling piece.

>>129037769
>I HAD TO VOTE THE SAME WAY AS EVERYONE ELSE

>>129036650
Votes UKIP

Hayling Island wanker here.

>>129037769
>can't even be trusted to keep the X inside the box
Fucking disgrace,

Can someone please give me one good reason to go to the polling station?

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>>129037688
>Massive 3 in the middle
Well gee, d'you reckon it could be thrupence?

>>129036585
I was won over by Jeremy Coybyns debating during Question Time. I had genuinely thought he was unelectable until I got to hear him speak for once. I also heard some stuff from one of his cabinet members and DESU everything in Labours manifesto is absolutely sound.

If they raise corp tax it will still be the lowest in EU i.e. not a single company will move out, and we are gonna get the funds our much needed social services need.

The thing about social spending partly means you get to PROPERLY educate your current population meaning there will be no need for immigration to fill in the gaps. Ironically Labours policies would lower immigration drastically in the long run while significantly improving life for anyone middleclass and below.

>>129037623
Well she supports the Tamil Tigers so a terrorist sympathising candidate would obviously win her vote.

>>129036819
>Bretar
>trúandi á staðreyndir

>>129037688

Three penny bit

>>129037897
Dutch nationality so i'm not allowed to vote.

>>129038016
>every northern labour voter

>>129037688
threep'nny bit my boy

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>>129037355
The tories are not going to censor the internet.

That was May pandering to the fundie religious vote i.e. the muslims, the orthodox Jews and the handful of strict Christians left in the country.

The last time they threatened to do this, we got that annoying "this site uses cookies" pop up warning, and that was that.

Westminster cannot into computers. I'm actually in favour of the .xxx domain suggestion: shunt all porn onto it and then have the ISP bill payer opt-in. It would solve the few problems porn usage generates overnight.

>>129037623

M.I(live in America with a Jew husband)A

>>129037897
Tory, for hard Brexit.

B O B B Y B E C K
O
B
B
Y

B
E
C
K

>>129037769
Lol you spastic, the line is out the box which makes it invalid

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL *****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

>>129037749
Fleece m8

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Tory ad in free local paper

>>129037919
I have never used a booth with a curtain.

The ones today didn't even have any booths facing away from the rest of the room.

>>129037769
dont worry about it

>>129037789

France

>>129037251
spirit of fairness here lad
when was the last time u held a minutes silence for terror attack victims in middle east?
u've got plenty to catch up on
perhaps u should hold a days silence to even out matters

>>129038071
R A R E
A
R
E

>>129038009
No it's definitely a Threepenny piece

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>>129038115
>The tories are not going to censor the internet.

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>>129038115
>The tories are not going to censor the internet.

>>129037897
English Democrats.

Protest vote. Well, that and I'm fairly sure I like their policies, but of course that isn't supposed to matter and you're supposed to vote either Tory or Labour even if you don't like them.

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>>129036630

>nigger chimps out
>gets told to calm down
>hurls verbal abuse at RyanAir staff
>passengers call him out on it
>"DEY WUZ WAYSIS!"

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>>129038127
Mongoloid.

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>>129038177
Back page

>>129038057
Also reminder that Tories have been promising to cut immigration for over 6 years and it's still on the way up

>>129037688
Thruppeny bit.

Come on lad. Has a three on it. Three penny. Say it fast and northern.

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Just got back lads, luckily my Tory MP is fucking based so I feel no shame in voting for him.

>All these Yanks in the thread
Reminder that you can filter by flag with 4chanx.

>>129037769
sign with the left hand, they cant trace it.

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>>129038162
>more people on Brit/pol/ voted for Labour than UKIP

>>129037789
>>129037849

>>129038290
>Tripfag
Opinion discarded.

England expects every man to do his duty.

Get out there, lads.

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>>129038127

So who's winning right now? American twitter is shitted up with Comey bullshit.

>>129038115
how would an .xxx domain work for websites that have porn, but aren't porn focussed?

>>129037688

it's a £3 coin that lad

just got back from voting for the first time in my life

i wasn't expecting it but when i ticked the ukip box i felt this weird sense of pride, like i'd fulfilled some sort of national duty

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So are there any big names that we may see toppled tonight? I heard Angus Robertson could be for the chop, maybe Milkman too, anyone else?

>>129038115
I'm sorry to break it to you, mate, but

They already have

Man, it most be so cushy being an MP in a safe seat

My constituency has been tory for like 100 years, so you know you're just guaranteed to win.

Seen the other parties putting lots of campaign materials out, but fuck all from our MP because he knows he has it in the bag no matter what he does

>>129037897
UKIP, even though they have several meme policies like scrapping the House of Lords

>>129037102
nice

right wing trannies are well better than lefty ones

Brexit is just going to be talked about all the time, debated constantly and dissected into "soft" and "hard" variants before everyone stops giving a shit and nothing happens

Lads literally 9out of 10 people I know voted Labour.
My normie book is flooded with 'I voted Labour crap'
I think youth turnout will be pretty high......

Labour deserves your vote. Voting towards the Conservative party will nothing but uphold values of Britain which are outdated and only viable to the elderly and disheveled. The conservatives only care to pander to the upper and lower classes, saying to the lower that they want to increase their benefits so that they can have 5 children and get their BMW M5, and the upper class will get their taxes and be more than merrier. Labour are for the people, supporting the NHS, education, creating Brexit deals that will not alienate us and creating a solution for the filth which is breeding in our great homeland called ISIS. Don't be Commie scum, vote Labour. Up then Corbyn.

>>129038239
You think they're not? Every terrorist attack they use it as leeway to monitor us more and to put more restrictions on us.

Stupid yank.

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>>129038207
There are two of us in this thread you dumb Yank

>>129037805
>voting ukip to impress brit/pol/

Mong

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>>129038356
Not an argument, hang yourself you fucking autistic cunt.

>>129038162
>>129038346
tactical voting

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>>129038407

Blackwood is looking a bit shakey in Oxford west.

Cunting housemates have let the milkman set up signage in the garden.

VOTE LABOUR GUYS!!!!

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>>129037769
You just spoilt your ballot, you cocknocker.

Jesus Christ, what is the Socialist Labour Party? Other than a tautology, of course?

>>129037688
3 free trannys
to be collected at ur local mudhut before summers end

>>129038375
Crabb isn't in the cabinet anymore, he is just a backbencher.

>>129038306
why the fuck are the tories keep going with this personality politics stratergey when may barely has one

>>129038291
Inner page 1

>>129038346
lefty/pol/ are over from 8ch

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right, going to sleep lads, will wake up at 2am when most of the seats come in to watch the UK painted blue.

Nighty night!

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Make this the next OP Rightly So

>>129038402
>By voting for a dead party

>>129038505
>1PBTID
Poor shilling

Start voting UKIP

WILL TURNOUT BE BETWEEN 65 AND 70%

ODDS ON LADBROKES ARE SICK FOR IT

>>129036952
Are you okay?

>>129038543
Nah, read the manifesto, it pledges a hard brexit.

No free movement.

No customs union.

No European courts.

No single market.

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>>129038071
I can't read icerunes, Icefriend.

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no one is was gonna go vote in this

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>>129038591
Inner page one fucking phone

>>129038291
Point 1 means nothing and point 2 and 3 are the same thing which also means nothing

>>129038511
so that's what, a quarter of your entire cucked country?

>>129038407
>skinner

>>129037789
French earthlings

>>129037749
oi oi chelmsford here too

Me and a few mates are going to be watching the results at wetherperson. What's your name mate we'll watch it together

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No need to believe me, but screencap this:

I work in somewhere that is in the know of these things, and we already have some initial exit polling

Looking like 1997 again - we're seeing ridiculous levels of Labour support. Like, unprecedented - all from youth turnout mainly (we have spotters in a lot of key areas counting people based on age)

>>129038703
confirmed tory majority

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Corbin fucks up the Article 50 negotiations.
This becomes your Treaty of Versailles.
The rise of a strong leader afterwards prompts a new industrial revolution in GB.
You guys found the Fourth Reich.

so the idea im getting here is that labour is your typical left wing cucked party, but at the same time the conservatives are very weak as well with shitty logic (hurr lets regulate internet that will stop islamic terrorism) and inability to truly address the core problems.

so its basically the bong version of jeb bush vs hillary clinton

>>129038505
labour doesn't deserve anything
nor do freeloaders

voting tory out of principle like i always do

Are tripdicks literally Labour voters in brit/pol/?

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>>129038688
They've never lied before, have they?

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>>129038712
Final ad

The Tories ran a 4 page ad in my locks free paper

>>129038502

literally seen nobody on my normiebook post about voting even though they've all been wanking

on the internet

about corbyn

>>129038722
dont embarrass yourself

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>>129038115

>The tories are not going to censor the internet.

THEY'RE GOING TO DESTROY IT

>>129038407
I'd be surprised if Amber Rudd keeps her seat. Hunt is a maybe but i think he'll only have a drastically reduced majority.

>>129038502
Just like the referendum?

>>129038661
No idea lad.

>>129038366
Good to see a Nelson quote appear here.

>>129038822
It is not a lie, just a failure.

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"init bruv, u wot m8" sorts GTFO

This is a conservative/UKIP thread based on Christian morals

>pic is a Labour voter

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>>129036685
Crumpet lad, as a young'un i'll give you the benefit of the doubt. The general election sticky will be a containment thread for the hordes of ignorant foreigners who would otherwise shit up our comfy brit/pol/ threads.

How did you get on voting for the first time?

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>>129038567
I'm in Kernow, and my entire commute this morning was like some sort of horrendous procession down a Milkman Reich. Banners hanging from every wall, signs in every garden.
>mfw I know Tories will still get my constituency

>>129038785
Corbyn is better than Hillary and May is better than Jeb but it's essentially what you said

>>129038502
Same here. Getting sick of all the labour shilling on kikebook.

>>129038816
Yes, all the tripfags are autistic Labour voters.

>>129038517
>not voting UKIP

idiot

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>>129038773

I've seen this said a couple of different places, today.

Still not entirely convinced.

>>129038199
In the spirit of fairness a football game is an international political event. How many of those do we get? And to pass up the opportunity to build bridges out of spite is just stupid.

Our parliament held a minute silence for Turkey when it got attacked this year.

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>>129038177

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>>129038502
>I think youth turnout will be pretty high

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Labour want 300'000 houses built a year, which over five years is 1'500'000 houses. Assuming a very low building price of each house at £25'000:

1'500'000 x £25'000 = £37500000000

What the fuck even is that number? Is that in the trillions?

Am I just retarded and doing my Maths wrong or is this legit at an estimated low cost to build one house?

>>129038428
With Labour support.

>>129038826
No one cares

>>129036314
Just voted labour. Feels good to vote against ((((them)))) against internet buttfucking and fighting for the nhs. For red pilled socialism.

Labour may not win but if they do... my god it's going to be salty. Can't wait to get cosy and enjoy the shitstorm either way.

>>129038702
Please stop stealing my flag then
>>129038722
>56% calling anyone else cucked

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anyone got their election result song picked out? I'll be comfy in the AMs blasting this with a tinnie of the norths finest ale washed down with a cigar. God bless Her Majesty, the United Kingdom & our democracy.

https://youtu.be/MH6TJU0qWoY

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>>129038604
Butter my arse

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VOTE LABOUR!

I went out in the rain to vote Tory, lads.

Fingers crossed for a proper Brexit.

>>129038773
The "youth vote" is a literal meme.

They'll all come out, but since they all live in the same fucking 2 square miles around their university campus in already safe Labour seats like Fallowfield Manchester or Exeter, they won't translate into seats.

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>>129038849
says the brit

>>129038785
the tories are just as cucked as labour

That's the exact problem, we don't actually have a 'conservative' party, they're just cucks to capital, they don't actually have any principles or anything.

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Have a pretty picture of London
I wonder how many more of these bridges will be blood-stained in the next few years.

>>129038773
Based Lou

>>129038661
Probably. They were 66% last time and 65% the time before. It'll probably be a bit higher this year after all those younguns got shocked by the referendum and realised you actually have to vote to get the result you want.

>>129039015
Liberals don't understand maths or economics.

>>129038703
>Plymouth was forecast heavy rain today
>Literally had a light shower about 3 hours ago

Fucking students will be out in droves, I expect Plymouth to be half blue and half red tomorrow

so what does spoiling my ballot do?
>nothing you fucking idiot
I know, but I'm in a safe Labour seat, what else do I do?

>>129038661
>rain
>massively overhyped labour support which will never materialise
>trusty pensioner voters on the fence with conservatives

no chance

>>129039025
>voting labour
>against jewish interests

nice job falling for the memementum shills

>>129039025
>How do you do fellow nationalists

>>129038773
Survation was using 80% youth turnout and even then Labour was behind by 1%.

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>>129039092
Says the Golliwog lmfao

>>129038935
On Twitter people are spazzing out about May saying she'd be willing to use our nuclear deterrent if need be.

"Omg if Britain is struck by nukes you'd retaliate?!!!!"

>>129039015
Mate you don't need to question it. Labour are promising free gfs as well! Go and vote for Corbyn and we all get free gfs!

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>>129037165
Nice

>>129039132
It means they don't count your vote.

>>129039080
>voting for the not-tory not-conservative blue party

pleb

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>>129038910
It's spelt Cornwall.

>>129038306
lmao, checked his wikipedia page:

"In March 2012, Streeter was one of three MPs who signed a letter to the Advertising Standards Authority asking it to reverse its decision to stop the Christian group "Healing on the Streets of Bath" from making explicit claims that prayer can heal. The letter called for the ASA to provide "indisputable scientific evidence" that faith healing did not work. Another signer, Tim Farron, subsequently elected leader of the Liberal Democrats, later wrote that the letter was not "well-worded" and that he should not have signed it "as it was written"."

Fucking Farron

>>129038935
I've not been there since January. I expressed my praise for Trump then I was attacked by pakis and SJW so I left.

Kikebook isn't good for your blood pressure.

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>>129038722

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She's won lads

>>129038502
>facebook
>lots of people saying they're voting labour

WOW WHAT A SURPRISE!

Guys, I need some serious red pilled photos against corbyn.. My missis will be home in half hour and she's off to vote for Labour

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>>129039080

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There are people in this thread that actually went out and voted

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>>129038773
Bitch please

>>129038502
Labour supporters are virtue signalling on normiebook, I know this.
Conservative voters will keep quiet about it.
Youth turnout will be shit, young people are too busy getting stoned.

>>129039015
that's 37.5 billion. pretty easily doable given a 0.1% corporation tax increase

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>>129039035
HAS to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

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>>129038381
They will be ignored, like the websites that do not provide the pop up warning about evil cookies.

Pretty much useless for stopping "the problem" of people being unable to control themselves, but effective enough for normies and fundie religious types to stop worrying about it.

Taking kids' phones away from them after 8pm will actually solve the kiddies-looking-at-porn problem. It'll also kill internet grooming dead, too. Just have the whole family put their phones into a charger dock with a lock. Lock it at 8pm, don't unlock it until 6am the next morning.

On another note - if Labour do win, what do you guys think about interest rates?

I just signed the mortgage Jew fixed in for 2 years at 1.6%... thinking might get a 5 year instead.

>>129039186
What has happened to the attitude of if we get attacked, we fight back?

>>129039312
Get her wet, plow her and in that post-coital period order her to vote Tory or make sure that she cannot go out and vote.

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>>129039282
Yeah because the markets are so good at predicting things.

>>129039312
Just tie her up until 10pm, it is for her own good.

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Considering voting Corbyn - Who else has took the acceleration pill?

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>>129039312

>>129039086
>the same fucking 2 square miles around their university campus
If they only live by their uni during term-time, they can register for their holiday-time constituency (parents' house). Particularly likely for the ones who were only just 18 for the last one, and so registered at their old address then.

>>129039186
It's a deterrent, nigga. The whole point is that nobody fires at you and you never have to fire it.

>>129038302
Yes, exactly. That was pointed out in the debates. They didn't go well at all for Tory or it's media propaganda army that actually had me believing in the unelectable meme.

Probably why they had to coin 'Strong and Stable' to convince the gullible masses that's what they were.

>>129039282
remember when the pound was almost worth 2 yankidoodle dollarinoos

>>129039342
die

>>129039126
>Liberals
Go back to school and come back when you learn how to use English

>>129039035
>>129039390

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqu132vTl5Y

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>>129037267
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

STAY DELUSIONAL SWEDEKEK

>>129039312
show her the UKIP manifesto and how it is actually good for the working class unlike Labour or Conservative

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VOTE LABOUR

FUCK THE UK

LONG LIVE THE IRA

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>>129039282
Tories have won the election? Bit presumptuous mate

>tfw my whole family except for me voted labour
Thank god i'm in a safe tory seat

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>>129037829

The sticky serves as a containment thread, we shouldn't see many foreigners. This your first because of age?

>>129039126
>>129039198
Mates, is it really this bad? Am I overestimating my figures here? I legit don't know what that number is; it's too big. And that's just counting housing. That's not even counting bennies, pensions, healthcare, defence and transport spending!

>>129039431

Not predicting anything, the exit poll is nearly finished now and they will be informed of it.

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>>129039419
UKIP*

NEW

>>129039543

>>129039543

>>129039543

>>129036952
You should probably just drink bleach if you think Corbyn is fit to run this country

>>129039462
Yes and for it to work you have to be willing to fire to begin with

>>129039462
A deterrant doesn't work if you say you'd never use it under any circumstances.

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I keep seeing people saying Labour will bring about economic collapse, can someone actually explain why?

>>129039394
That sounds realistic and will work 100%!