Brit/pol/ - Britain Now... edition

>>129032529
>Khuram Butt

Every time

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Diane Abbott will announce next week that she has dementia, you heard it here first.

Foreigners out

>>129032851
>Butt
Hehe

have this horrible feeling that labour will win

Will any of these people actually kill themselves when the Conservatives win

>>129032925
Lefties are just more vocal

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Does Karen wear pant???????????????????

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current weather situation with rain paths

hitting Labour areas

not good for student voters

or

wanking in the garden

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Do you like Karen?

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>>129032903
>jeremy corbyn
>wealth and prosperity

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>>129032529

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>>129032851

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Thinking about getting a fabled CHINESE MUNCHY BOX for the first time tonight when the polls close.

Excited.

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Britain now.

Just been and voted lads, crazy it takes less time to vote than it does to get a mcdonalds

>>129032925
Twitter rumours are that labour are panicking on the ground

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>>129032925

>>129033024
Students are all back at their parents in the Home Counties talking about the merits of socialism in their £2 million houses.

>>129032925

we're in for years of the same old shit either way, at this point I'd be happy for them to win just to watch the general meltdown

>>129032925
It's because lefties are more vocal on social media so it seems like they have more support, i felt the same way with Ed Miliband and Brexit.

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Reminder to all degenerate filth that wanking in the garden has serious consequences.

>>129032925
They wont

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PAKIS GTFO

We are conservatives who support Israel, it's a beautiful country. Not like the third world paki surrounding nations.

>>129033024
It's full pissing it down now, massive rain drops.

>>129033084
the rice seems a bit of a waste of space

>>129032925
They won't win

>>129033224
Israel is a shithole.

>>129033084

Why are the chips from chinky's always those thick shite hollow ones

>>129031809
>>129031984
>>129032161
>>129032667

I'm polish and i voted for UKIP and leave.. hope no more come here

>>129033084
The Chinese ones look the "nicest" but I bet it all goes cold really quickly with it all in one box

>>129028593
There wont be anywhere once Chairman May has her way with internet regulation.

So, thanks for that. I hope you enjoy logging into to your governmently controlled tiered internet using your personal ID code that will be found on your national ID card which will be tied into your medical records and your DNA profile.

I don't even like Corbyn or the Labour party but May is bonkers. At least with Trump you know hes mad, May has a lot of people fooled into believing shes actually sane.

>>129032925
I would prefer a Labour win over more lizard woman May. At least Corbyn has kids. May's womb is more barren than the Sahara desert.
Couldn't bring myself to vote for them though.

Why are our political parties so terrible?

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>>129032925
>live by the seaside
>"I have a horrible feeling that most birds are seagulls"

>>129033224
Daily reminder that if you don't shill incessantly for one Semitic group then you must be of another Semitic group!

Sage and Fuck off. With that, Adolf.

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>starting to regret not voting Tory in favour of spoiling my ballot

>>129033275
It's kebab shop floor sweepings, he should be happy if there are no toenails in it.

>>129033178

Really?
I'd better stop and apologies to the neighbors then

>>129033224
cuck!

>>129033317
My nan is polish, came here in the 50s, she says the newly arrived Poles are all foul-mouthed peasants coming here for bennies.

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>>129032871
I never advocated for government to bail out failing companies. I am simply explaining to you that 'boom and bust' cycles are not always as a result of government and are at times as a result of the free market.

I agree that government shouldn't bail out businesses during recession. Instead, it should increase unemployment benefits and increase employment capacity in critical sectors it already controls, such as emergency services and infrastructure. It should lower taxes to encourage consumer spending.

But see, this is the problem with labelling yourself as part of a 'School'. It doesn't allow for you to mix ideas from one School with the ideas from another, or to innovate with your own new ideas

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>>129033385
fucking tard

Lads I had to vote conservative because UKIP were not on the ballot. Local Ukip mp endorsed torys

>>129033224
>>129033307
Considering everything it's got out alright

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>Aberdeen South

Is my seat going Tory?

>>129033385
Nah mate it will be all fine.

At least you will have given your self a clean conscience.

Voted Big Jezza, he always wanted Brexit and will stick two fingers up at the EU bureaucrats

>>129033024
I had a housemate at uni who would call a taxi for the 15 minute walk if it was raining. Put on a coat cunt.

We had mini wars at uni, him and I at least. Hard being the only patriotic right leaning student.

Freezers, superglue, salt, shoes. All good times

tfw no Britpol friends

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Is YouTube fucked up for anyone else?

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Almost all of Scotland covered in rain right now

really not good for SNP/Labour

also not good for

wanking in the highlands

>>129033385

spoiling your ballot is the most stupid thing you can do...

>>129033465
then sir like me you are third generation and she is correct

>>129033385
>tfw I voted for UKUK
Wish I had voted for based tories

>>129033498
>At least you will have given your self a clean conscience
Think it's this more than anything that I will savour.

Couldn't fathom looking back at how I voted for them when they start pulling their 1984 agenda and don't do a thing about immigration once again.

>>129033084
That looks amazing

Wanted to vote ukip, but they didn't even have them on the paper, choices were the main three and snp, so I just left it.

>>129033562
what is he gonna do take a shit?

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>>129033402
>kebab shop floor sweepings

CHINESE munchy box this time, lad

CHINESE. From the CHINESE.

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seems like Britfags are fucked like us
choose between Corbyn and May
like chosing between Merkel and Schulz

>tfw voted UKIP out of spite

>>129033385
You will never rest easy again.

>>129033797
That's fucking grim m8

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Looking forward to our win tomorrow lads

>>129033767
blank ballot? Should have at least drawn a cock on it

>>129033512
>stick two fingers up to the EU Bureaucrats
By bending over backwards to get a deal? Are you a shill or stupid?

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>>129033758
Are you on drugs?

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Today is the day lads. Throw a commie out of your helico..pt... errr, I mean go out and vote!

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>>129033089
Shouldn't America be holding the bloody knife as well?

>>129033680
Get back to Poland and stop leeching off the UK

I bet your nan came over here to evade the nazis now your kind will post on /pol/ and say that's what we need again

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We need the strong, stable leadership of Shariah May to punish the extremists out there who are burning Qurans and committing other such despicable acts.

>>129033797
Double check it because they might not be Chinese

>>129033829
May is better than Merkel but not significantly so

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>>129033831
way to fuck up anon

>>129033562
It's probably not a bad thing for the SNP

They have a lot of footsoldiers to get out the vote by knocking doors and driving grannies to the polling station, etc.

thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF5uXCFM94A

also this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZe5hXodQg

>>129033859

No runaways were harmed, though.

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keked desu

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>>129033884

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Lads

My X was kind of off-centre in the box. It was inside it, but not quite in the middle.

What will happen?

What could it all mean? Can you decipher it? Real all the articles?

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
https://www.rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

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>>129033562
He better turn his fat arse around. Now give me dem (You)s Brit/pol/.

>>129033114
I voted UKIP. Stopped off at the church on my way to work. Old ladies, "good afternoon!" Nice quick vote and now off to get food for work

Island communities are great

>>129033663
How else do you demonstrate your lack of support for all possible options?

>>129033874
So what's Mummy May's plan

She wants a deal too or have you not been listening to her

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>>129033680
>mfw been eating nan's pierogi long before the polish deli arrived

Voted UKIP.

Live in an ultra-safe Tory seat.

>>129033932

My local Chinese is so Chinese, when you go into the nearest bookies on a Saturday afternoon, even the girls from behind the counter are in there before they do their prep.

WHO WON???????

>>129033797
Chinese munchy boxes look nice

>>129033914
no i don't give a fuck about poland, where she came from is now part of ukraine also most of the post 40's and 50's generation integrated unlike this recent wave

>>129033969
What absolute madman did that?

>>129034011
Congratulations, you just spoiled your first vote

>>129034023
You've got the wrong guy

>>129032529
GOD BLESS YOU, UK.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ELECTION, MAY THE BEST CANDIDATE WIN.

>tfw no Election Day happening

Can't say I'm not disapointed.

>>129034011
null and void, and a ban from ever voting again, sorry lad

Nothing worse than older people voting Labour cos they think it makes em cool and "down wiv da kidz". Get a Grip, Sad!

>>129032925
If this is because all the social media shit don't worry. Some of us are current shilling for jezza so Labour voters wont bother getting up to vote.

Remember to keep the illusion of a Labour landslide.

>>129032925
Saw about 30 people at my polling station, 29 old tory looking voters and 1 pink haired young woman, it'll be fine lad.

>>129034011
I think as long as you make an obvious mark in the box it's ok

I drew a swastika in mine

>>129033884
Are you blind?

>>129032529
Is the big kitty died?

>>129033797
Will you Fuck off with these. I see them, I want one, but can't get one. If I got one I couldn't eat one, it's a fucking torment.

>>129033955
based black man, filthy burka wearers. They're husbands speak in that paki voice

>u get me
>on da next hype

>>129034180
cheers fat lad
but there are no candidates

Voted Conservative.

Just kidding.

>>129034183
Still 5 hours left yet lad

>>129034061
She's actually willing to walk away which is the first rule when you're negotiating something.

What time does it kick off? can't be 10pm if they shut at that time.

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>>129033931

DAILY REMINDER:

The police have enough funding to arrest anyone burning a Quran, but not enough to monitor a Muslim who flies the ISIS flag openly and appeared on a channel 4 documentary about Muslim extremism as an extremist.


The police and the government are the enemy of the British people who want closed borders.

>>129034133
No results for hours yet

>>129034011
I was tempted to draw a cock on mine

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>>129034286

>>129034011

Doesn't matter, lad. So long as your 'intent' is obvious - that's how they judge these things.

>>129034192
Many such cases!

>>129033969
>1000/1

Surprisingly crap odds for such an unlikely event

>>129034011
The police will be around in a moment, do not resist arrest.

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Hi YKTD, if you're still browsing could you start posting again for the duration of the day? Thanks.

>>129034112
Same here lad (Monmouth).

>>129033969
Are the greens even fielding enough candidates to make that possible?

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>>129033969
Okay, that was good.

Shame they're commies who would destroy us all if they ever got in, really.

Are there any exit poll leaks out from private companies?

>>129034286
shill

>>129034133
not britain

Sounds like quite a lot of Brit/pol/ spoiled their ballots and the rest voted UKIP

Proud of you lads

https://twitter.com/adampayne26/status/872543732826075136
Labour feel they could take Copeland, but Barrow is lost.

>>129034321
Exit poll at 10pm, first results in Sunderland by 11, main flood of declarations from 2am.

>>129034397
He died in a coal mine accident lad.

>>129032529
Why isn't voting mandatory?
I'm at fucking work for most of today and none of my mates can be aresed, this means that the majority of voters will be pensionfags and jobless libtards.

>>129034183

hours yet lad, they're probably muttering allahu akbar at a petrol station right now

>>129034270
>tfw I'm on a calorie deficit atm

Looks so good though

>>129034431
Nope

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>>129033558
>Molyneux.png
Not an argument!

>>129034180
>best
Bit optimistic aren't you?

>>129034346
Who will win?

Should I bet on Labour? Why is UKIP not going to win? Should I bet on UKIP???

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>>129034286

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>>129034305
>Torycucks actually believe this

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>>129033121

>Twitter rumours that (party) HQ is panicking

Cmon now, you're better than that.

>>129034011
>It was inside it
Eh, you're fine. Assuming you used pen, right?

If not, then you voted Labour.

>>129034471
I voted BNP, what do I win?

>>129033936
ok, muslim Merkel and commie Schulz are worse

>>129034029

They're going to break stock market rules to allow their IPO.

Only 3% is up for sale.

>>129034192

my granddad voted labour like he has for the past 12893 years?

>>129032529
>>NEW JAHANS

he's gonna absolutely hysterical in a few hours,
i might even watch it.

>>129033385
I voted UKIP not much different than a spoil really.

>>129034524
The Tories will win comfortably.

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I had a dream last night it was a hung parliament lads.

Tories on 303 seats, labour 266.

SCREENCAP THIS

desu exit polls ruin the fun of staying up to watch

>>129034472
If they're saying this the tories will win in Copeland

>>129033498
Hear hear!

>>129034476
He posted again earlier (about 1-ish) but as usual I missed it.

>>129034574
self-respect

>>129034305
It's not really a 'negotiation' when the other side is holding all the fucking cards

>>129034524
Tories will win

>>129033914
Calm down Ahmed, someone has to work for your benefits.

>>129034537
>I'd much prefer to do whatever the EU wants than actually leave it
Dumb shill.

>>129034674
They're meant for people who have to work in the morning

>>129034551
Not LabourHQ, but local campaigns in supposedly safe seats are recruiting all the volunteers they can suddenly

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NEET and just went and voted Tory with my Mummy here

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Who else /votedUKIP/? I will continue to do so until the Tories repudiate Blairism (if ever)

>>129034524
You need to bet on conservatives, but enjoy your 1:1 odds

>>129034524
Comfortable Tory majority lad. The (((polls))) were just a bunch of brainwashed lefty kids who wont bother to vote.

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DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ANTI-SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP MEMES OR INFO?

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Dunno if I can make the allnighter lads. May go to sleep till 10

What could it all mean? Can you decipher it? Real all the articles?

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
https://www.rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

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Hello fellow Muslims -

May is going to lower the age of consent to 10 years old.

>>129034482
open til 10

>>129034818

Same shit though. I always see that posted about every political party on every election

>>129033886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_5FkCs6n_A

>>129034894
im going to sleep AT 10

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>>129034819
Good job voting against your own interests retard.

>>129034674

We don't know for sure until we start seeing the seats around 2am where Tories are standing but UKIP aren't. The swing will give us a good idea.

>>129032925

I live in Islington North, so obviously surrounded by Labour voters.

Predictably, the voters at the polling station were very pro-Labour. However, I witnessed 2 of them being turned away for not being registered to vote. And that was in the <5 minutes I spent there.

My suspicion is that a surprisingly large number of the people who said they'd vote Labour to YouGov and the like aren't actually registered to vote.

With UK exit polls suggesting that the British public have shot themselves in the foot again - Ricky Gervais

Where is he getting that info from?

>>129034482
>Why isn't voting mandatory?

Because this is a free fucking country you twat, if you don't care, you have the absolute right not to.

>everyone on my snap and insta is voting labour
Soon lads

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>>129034989
But you will miss all the fun

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>>129034524
Tories will win by a huge number of seats.

UKIP might win two seats in total this time.

Labour are going to split their party into two groups, the communists and the center socialists, and argue about who keeps the name for fifteen years, probably suing each other in the High Court.

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>>129033019
Absolutely not

>>129034819
That's quite sweet anon.

>>129035030
They've been correct for the last 10 years.

>>129035026

A hard Brexit is in my interested, if it costs me a few £100 a year then so be it, more important things than money.

>>129034674
A little. It definitely made the referendum more entertaining.

>>129034782
May never wanted to leave the EU and has set out no "plan" or what she'll "negotiate". She literally just says STRONG AND STABLE I CAN NEGOTIATE. Yeah she can negotiate arms deals for Saudi Arabia. You're the dumb shill.

>>129035043
His arse

>>129033084
Get paid at 2am Might order pizza for 3am considering Dominos is open till 5am

>>129035088
what fun? this is the most pointless and predictable election I can remember

>>129035155

Yes but not precisely correct.

>>129035026
I fucking saw this yesterday while driving through Keighley / Bradford (can't remember which one it was)

fuckk

Anyone else got pol related tinder messages?

Something along the lines of 'hi lovely have you voted yet, who for?'

I can't remember exactly but I've had 3 accounts message me the same thing

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>>129033039
YES

>>129035155

Last elections exit poll only had Cameron on 315.

NOT CORRECT

>>129035043
From his fat smug arse the disgusting leftist cunt

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JAHANSFACTS
brought a hamster to orgasm
soundly rejected by the online hamster community
had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner
carried a dead rat around with him
buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost
played with animal carcasses
smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"
make a dalek and cuckshed in 3D
obese
cock and balls are like two tic tacs and a slightly larger tic tac
owns an inflatable dalek
wiped his cat's arse with his finger
wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss
wrote about removing and eating organs from living women
wrote about cutting women into pieces
wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets
wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive
threatened to strangle every member of an internet club
made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate
licked his own nipple on cam
got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia
wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling
terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him
killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot
attempted to physically remove his father from the house
got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room
demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair
got angry when she only gave him £30
hurt his wrist falling over after flamboyantly storming off when his mum made him pay for a bed with "his own money" (her money)
blacklisted by multiple feminist communities
blacklisted by the labour party
cut his own hair with disastrous results
addicted to mints, diet coke and pain killers
refused to come downstairs when a friend came to play
showing many symptoms of diabetes (pain in extremities, slow wound healing, headaches, blackouts, lack of energy, intense thirst, sugar craving)

>>129034819
This is why everyone shouldn't have the vote

>>129035043
Probably got final polls mixed up with exit polls because he's politically illiterate

>>129035280
It was by far the most accurate poll of the election though

>>129035043
That means that the trickle of information the BBC collects at three stations all indicate a massive tory majority m8.

The BBC main exit poll is amazingly accurate.

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>>129035075
same, can't wait for the tears

>>129035191
Stop being depressed

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The only good outcome of this election would be a hung parliament.

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UK intelligence services will not back a leader if they want to re-examine our relationship with Saudi Arabia and Israel;
But they will back a leader who wants to have our foreign policy decided by Saudi Arabia and our immigration policy bringing in a new Shariah Britain.

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>>129035173
>he's still shilling for Corbyn who wants us to remain in as much of the EU as possible
Buyers remorse lad, I get it, you made a stupid decision and now you want to justify it to yourself.

>what fun?
Jeremy vine and his greenscreen
John curtice
Angus Robertson getting Btfo
Being comfy with anons on Brit/pol/

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>>129035033
Islington North is secure for labour

>>129035043
It means that he's a retard and doesn't know what an exit poll is.

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REEEEEEEEEEE thread's going too fast

>>129035393
Shan't

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>Labour supporter on my Facebook is already demanding the UN do a recount of the election

jesus fucking christ

https://www.change.org/p/demand-legally-binding-re-count-if-postal-votes-are-lost-missing-overseen-by-u-n-eu-electoral-commission?recruiter=16917953&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=autopublish&utm_term=des-lg-share_petition-no_msg&utm_content=nafta_share_post_title_en_1%3Acontrol

>>129035280
Only out by 16 seats, so only made a difference because it was a narrow majority.
If the exit poll is tories 380, +-16 makes no real difference.

>>129035176
>some poor lad wants to sit at home and watch labour win and raise his wage to £10
>you have him running around at 3am delivering your pizza
>absolutely knackered from all the orders of everyone staying up to watch
>finishes work at 5am
>labour loses

G U T T E D

>>129035191
for you>>129035449

Reject Jews - Vote Corbyn

Only JW leader

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Daily reminder that 'values' is code for policies.

>>129035498
hahhaha

>>129035381
Stoked

>>129035033
Some Uni students didn't register properly

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>YOU RIKEY MUNCHY BOX?

>>129035447
May also wants to remain in as much of the EU as possible you dumb fucker

>>129034853

Would do if they had fucking stood here. Instead I'm not bothering.

Just told my Mum I never want to speak to her again over the phone, because she voted Corbyn. Deleted her on facebook etc as well. She was crying over it.

>go into voting booth
>Adhan playing in the background
>"Do i need ID to vote?"
>"whats your last name?"
>*give last name (non english)*
>"no problem, just need your address."

voted independent

>>129033084
Where do I get a Chinese munch box?
The closest I can get here is munch box from the local kebab place that consists primarily of dreadful breaded mushrooms and floppy onion rings.

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>>129035498

>>129035509

I agree but big difference between hung and majority.

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Does anyone have the meme version of this image which was being posed back in 2015

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>>129035498
Ban postal voting desu

>>129035455
>I'm a retard, election is rigged REEEEEE

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My dad voted early in the morning, before I had even woken up. Didn't bother asking him who he voted for because he said a few weeks ago he'd 'probably vote Tory' and since he'd already voted, us arguing wouldn't make any difference.

Then later I was helping him do a job for his farmer friend, and his friend asks us 'You put your cross in the right box today?' and my dad revealed he had voted UKIP. My shilling must have worn off on him lol. Then his friend said 'haha yep that's the right one!' and they began to have a discussion about how we'll go bankrupt if we have to build 300,000 houses a year.

Was incredibly proud desu.

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HNNNNGH

>>129035655
I hope that one day we will get our very own elliot rodger rampage

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>>129035191
The fun of rubbing it in, m8?

There's no fun in winning politically, you have to beat the losers about the head with it in real time or it doesn't count.

I've got a shit tonnes of pictures of anime girls pulling smug faces that I'm going to spam up a lefty thread with at an old forum, one for every tory seat. Leftists hate anime girls, they hate smug faces, and they hate losing elections; it's win-win-win.

>>129035589
I do worry about Scotland sometimes

>>129035280
Yeah that was the only one, predicted hung but ended with a Con majority

>>129035649
Yeah, but it won't happen this time because the tories will win a comfortable majority.

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I keep fantasising what a lesbian porno with May and Sturgeon would look like.

>>129035750
>Clegg will return as the leader of the Lib Dems

>BREAKING: Scottish Episcopal Church votes to allow same-sex couples to marry in church making it first UK branch of the Anglican faith to allow it

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/872851884620599299

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L A B O U R
A
B
O
U
R

THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO SHAKE UP THE LIBERAL STRUCTURE.
UKIP ARE LIBERALS. VOTE FOR A TRUE RADICAL

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>>129035683

this?

>>129035474
dumb frogposter

>>129035771
I hate the tories almost as much, this wont feel like a victory

>>129035750
>Farron losing
I HOPE SO

>>129035750
The thought of Tim Farron losing his seat makes me moist.

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>>129035640

Some Chinese places call them "spice boxes" or "snack boxes". Checking local places on Just Eat might be your best bet.

>tfw you go looking for images of Chinese munchy boxes to post here and find lots of new pictures of normal munchy boxes.

Result.

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>>129035784
L E G S
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I
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L A B O U R

>>129035850
WN wont like this.

Just back from voting, lads.

Voted independent. Was going to spoil the ballot, then I thought I'd help some soft lad get back their deposit.

>>129035626
She's been pretty vocal about leaving the EU including the single market, something Corbyn hasn't done. You'd know this if you weren't so stupid and watched the election.

>>129035750
>farron losing

Unlikely, he has the largest majority of all Lib Dem MPs (around 8,000)

>>129035861
Why is it only JF shilling for labour lmao?

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Who is Labour parties biggest enemy?

Think about it.

The Tories, right?

Of course not. CORBYN is Labour's biggest enemy.

Labour is HAPPY to be in opposition to a bunch of globalist Tories. It's Corbyn who they despise.

You see why we need Corbyn, then.

The Left have won a battle against their Blairites. Now it's time for the Right to win the battle for the Tory party, but the Right are too cucked to do that, slaves to the Globalist cabal of Tories.

>>129035750
>Farron losing

CURDLING INTENSIFIES

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>>129032529
Lads I just voted the Conservative and Unionist Party.

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DON'T BE FOOLED BY THATCHER 2.0

>>129035687
When I worked in the coop my supervisor would reduce 4 packs of Stella and special brew for me. Scanned through as "aqua fresh 90p".

Kept uni booze cheap

>>129035869
Nah, It was in the same style as the image I posted. Had things like "Sell off the NHS to build two aircraft carriers" on it.

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Will May ban all of 4chan or just the subversive boards like /pol/, /b/ and /a/?

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Can't believe my shill thread worked

>>129036066
Same.

Did the Greens have a weird sort of slogan next to their name in any one else's seat?

It said:

Greens - Say no to racism.

>word comes out that Labour are panicking that no one is showing up to vote for them
>suddenly the Labour shills come out
Almonds=Activated

Anyone else going to have a cheeky nap before the festivities?

What do I bet on regarding the general election lads?

Anyone put down any bets yet?

>>129034425
Sure they are. The Greens are all about fields.

I'm going to dive into Twitter and Tumblr for lefty butthurt. I'll post anything good I find.

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Why even bother going if you're just going to spoil the ballet?

You're like a child throwing its toys out the pram because none of them are good enough.

>>129035784
Sturgeon would destroy May's holes with a massive strap-on and we all know it

>>129035985
is deposit returned if you don't win?

>>129036148
>special brew

Were you a homeless man?

Right, my retard sister applied for postal vote and then forgot to vote. Can she still take her ballot to a polling station?

>>129036109
You do realize class war is just another form of idpol right.

>>129036168
just /a/ and /lgbt/

1000 YEAR TORY REICH

NEW

>>129036314

>>129036314

>>129036314

>>129036314

>>129036314

>>129036259
Only if you get over 5% of the vote

>>129036196
You could put a bet on turnout. I'd risk a bet on turnout over 70% at this point.

>>129036189
I was going to. But then I forgot and came on here. It's now looking unlikely.

Maybe later.

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>>129035949
>black people cant swim
also why is there a ton of them in siberia

>>129036267
I think so, worth a try.

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>>129033969
>Greens
Was on my way to vote UKIP this morning when I bumped into the co-leader of the Greens and his 18 year old daughter who was voting for the first time. pic related.
tl:dr I had an epiphany that this is the only world we have and I needed to stand up for it. Fuck Brexit.

>>129036259
Think it's a certain number of votes to get your deposit bacl

>>129035993
Ah yes, the old "we'll negotiate our own deals" line

You can't possibly be dumb enough to believe her

>>129036196
Tory majority of +80

>>129036168
May would literally ban the internet if she could

Southampton itchen here voted ukip did i do good?

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>>129036174
Yeah, I rather loud disgruntled sigh was expelled from my end towards the ballot box as I deposited my vote.

>>129036189
>When Labour not winning is all we have to consider a victory
The absolute state of this country

>>129036267
Who she voting for>?

>>129036267
Who she voting for?

>>129036174
I didnb't even look what was on it, I just saw UKIP at the top and put my cross there.

>>129036263
Nah. A student. If it was cheap I would have it. I lived with a guy who worked in a brewery before uni though so we turned our downstairs toilet into a mini brewery. 2 kegs of a dark and a mild ale on the go

I see little kids like this and I can't help but feel emotional- just what future have they got ahead of them - a fucking terrible one

It's bloody sad - 1488

https://youtu.be/rk_qLtk0m2c

Anyone else a presiding officer today?

>>129032903
fuck off commie

>>129032529

>inflamitory image
>inflamitory edition
>not a British OP

**DENIED**

WILLY™
I
L
L
Y

**DENIED**

>>129036442
>I want the EU to negotiate my trade deals for me
Want to know how I know you're a shill?

>>129036401
Is he offering her out for a vote?

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>>129036130
These pro-Corbyn edgelords are beyond mentally retarded. Andrew Anglin really jumped the shark with his endorsement.

The answer is always to vote and support rightist parties, and slowly work on them, infiltrate them, mold them. Leftists always want extreme immigration policies, in every country they're in, consistently.

I don't care how much the Jews hate him; I don't care how anti-Israel he is. Anglin lost major credibility on this one. He can only see things through the scope of "pro-Jew" and "anti-Jew."

>>129033663
How? It's the only 'None of the above' option to show your disatisfaction of all parties.

>>129036244
Better than not voting at all and there's no "None of the above" option.

>>129036522
>>129036527
Tory