Brit/Pol/: FRESH JAHANS EDITION

Racists will lose today, long live Labour.

Anime is gay

He has grown a beard
That test must be getting to him

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>>129024278
then i am gay desu

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

http://www.strawpoll.me/13140045

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Start buying guns.

Also vote UKIP.

>pencils can be rubbed out
>pens cant

IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE

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>WAKE ME UP!

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>tfw LBC use footage from 9/11 on a property advice video

madmen

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Going to be a close one

Reminder that if you watch Jahans videos, you're arguably more fucked in the head than he is.

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make sure you vote Labour kaffirs

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RIGHTLY SO RUNS THIS BITCH NOW BAKA

IS HE YKTD?

>>129024992
>Germany

How do we fix education lads? I'm curious as to /pol/'s opinions on the matter

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>>129024996
izzat right

>>129024996
Nobody watches his feature length movies

>>129024990
I reckon Tories will neck it, most of the UKIP voters going back to Tories tactically.

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Don't excited about this election or you'll just have to come down from it later

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>>129025138

STOP LETTING IN SHITSKINS AND UNEDUCATED POLES AND BRITS WOULD FIND THEMSELVES INT HE RIGHT PLACE

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Just voted boys!

>>129023864
>Brit/Pol/

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HOLY SHIT

TORIES ARE FINISHED

UTTER HUMILIATION

H U N G

P A R L I A M E N T

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Vote GREEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHH

>>129024990
>lib dems - 644

JUST

Who else here hasn't bothered because their UKIP and Tory candidate didn't either?

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What have you chaps got for drinking tonight? Just bought myself a nice bottle of Captain Morgan's spiced.

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>>129024614
>plaid cymru
>no dup

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>>129025310
proud of you son

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>>129025334
LIB LAB LIB LAB LIB LAB

>>129024990
doubt it. alot of those Labour voters will go Tory since it seems to be a very central constituency

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>>129024417
Kurt, get off the Internet before someone posts a gif.

These threads are moving too fast lads.

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Just had a really surreal experience at the polling booth

>stupidly expected there to be a UKIP candidate in my constituency without checking
>only person in the small polling room
>look down at the ballot paper
>only four options, none of them UKIP
>panic because I hadn't anticipated this situation
>the three lardass Tumblr girls giving out cards start whispering about me 'taking my time'
>I'm stood at the table sweating because I don't know whether to vote for Tory as a substitute
>put an X in Tory
>change my mind
>write:
>U
>K
>I
>P
>one of the girls looks at me funny as I turn around
>chuck my card into the ballot box
>panic and leave

Did I goof?

>>129025363
Damn she's pretty hot

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Lads, Im going to visit mogg today hes out in my town.

Any question to ask him?

GORDON'S ALLIIIIVEEEE

>>129025363
>Y-yeah I love the environment
>What's happening to the seals is outrageous!
*super boner intensifies*

>>129025334
Wait for the exit poll, that's the only thing that counts

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>>129025363
I bet she voted for UKIP

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>>129024614

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TORRIES LITERALLY RETAINING A MAJORITY LMAO

>>129025174
fookin donny soldier lad

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>Put £50 on Conservatives getting more than 365 seats because it started pissing down
>When the regret kicks in

>>129025533
Females are the worst people in the world

>>129025532
It'd only going to get worse as the night goes on

>>129025578
Exit poll will likely be skewed in favour of tories if the pre-election polls are.

>>129025334
>YouGov

Just voted conservative ama

>>129025533

These election threads are just proving beyond any measurable doubt that this place is chock full of fucking mongs who don't even have a passing interest in politics.

that fucking intro gets me ever tim. does he think this is fucking 2010 and he's a quickscoping channel?

>>129025533
>Draw a cross in a box
>still manage to fuck it up
a u t i s m

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Remember to vote lads

>>129025754
>Model predicted Brexit

>Model predicted Trump

HUNG PARLIAMENT INCOMING

>>129025701
I'll say a quick prayer for you lad.

>>129025753
Last exit poll wasn't

Off to the pub for some IRL shitposting. Have we got an official Brit/pol/ drinking game for when I get back?

>>129025363
>Green
>Co-leader
>Not even standing for election
>Daughter is probably on the cock carousel at uni
>Probably voted Labour as well

The absolute state of that 'man'.

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>>129025587
>Lib Dem: 1 vote

>>129025533
UKIP didn't stand in your constitutency to allow for the pro-Brexit Conservative candidate a chance to win a marginal seat you pleb.

Scribbled on my ballot lads

>>129025764
I know it was difficult, but you had to do it tactically for the country.

I'll be expecting your support back for UKIP after this election.

>>129025770
>what if I lost my polling card???
>I didn't see theresa may's name anywhere, who are all these people???
honestly baffling

https://youtu.be/PPgS7p40ERg

VOTE GREEN

Exit polls WHEN?!

>>129025942
Not it didn't

>>129025753
The BBC exit poll last year literally predicted the result pretty accurately

>>129023864
>Brit/Pol/
Are you doing this on purpose, lad?

>>129025770
Not a mong, just hadn't really thought about the local candidates. I moved since the last GE and every previous election I've voted in had a UKIP candidate.

>>129025820
I love it, always makes me giggle to myself.

STRONG

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>>129025008

>mustache

>>129025753
you can't really skew an exit poll

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>>129025533

>>129026064
When the polls close you fucking retard

AND

why was UKIP not an option on the ballot?

>>129025701

I'd be confident still.

>>129025820
Intro on what lad?

>>129026064
10pm BST

>>129025872
It's called spoiling your ballot, moron

>>129025986
Tory candidate was in favour of remain

>>129025587
If the numbers currently on the poll are put into Electoral Calculus, we'd get:

428 Tory Seats
139 Labour Seats
5 UKIP seats

>>129026160
GIVE ME A TIME YOU LIMEY FAGGOT

>>129024962
Is mogg, dare I say /ourguy/

>>129025460
May well get the very same.

I'm not going out to vote. It's absolutely pissing down.

STABLE

>>129026198
They are not standing in all seats

>>129025363
Damn he's pretty hot

>>129025948
Don't you know?

Everything is a tory conspiracy unless it puts labour in front then it is a 100% accurate.

Voted Tory I can't wait for the CCTV cameras to be installed in my house or be arrested by May's new snoopers charter for visiting 4chan or posting the word black on /pol/

>>129026245
When you get a job you filthy spic

>>129026144
Take a look at the 1992 exit poll, that one was embarrassingly wrong.

>>129026227
You are a nice limey.

>>129025535
For British standards maybe

>>129025533
You spoiled you ballot paper, better than voting for the Conservatives or not voting at all.

Lads Tory or UKIP?

Safe seato here is tory - southend

>>129024990

Voted Cons last time, voting UKIP this time.

Jackie is a complete shithouse career politician, doesn't give a fuck about the consituency.

>>129026245
No

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>>129024278

You're a fan then?

>>129026245
tortilla past tequila

>>129026394
now fuck off pablo

>>129025363
shes been fucked to an inch of her life at uni, I can tell

>>129025138
>Scrap the GCSEs and replace them with continuous assessment
>Stop focusing on bullshit like Art and Sociology and start focusing more on Maths, Economics and Science

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The tories vote should shoot up in about an hour when people come out of work

Everyone here got their
>celebratory breakfast
ready for tomorrow?

I'm basically having a full English:
Toast
Beans
Hash Browns
Tomato
Tesco Free From Vegetarian Bacon
Fry's Vegan Slicing Polony
Linda McCartney Sausages
Scrambled Tofu

It's gonna be spot on.

>>129026416
UKIP

>>129026416
UKIP
not like torys will loose southend

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START BUYING GUNS

>>129026529
Lol

>>129024614
Are you ok b?
>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

>>129026229
>going all the way to the polling station to scribble on a piece of paper
>Im the moron
w e w l a d

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>>129026396

>>129026416
>Purple ID
UKIP

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40206045

Awful case for everyone involved but I can't believe the crap the hospital is getting.

>>129026546
>Tesco Free From Vegetarian Bacon
>Fry's Vegan Slicing Polony
>Linda McCartney Sausages
>Scrambled Tofu
kys

>>129026546
>Veggie

kys

>>129025138
Copy whatever the asians do and start beating our children again.

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>>129026416

ALWAYS UKIP

>>129025138
It depends on what were exactly saying needs to be fixed. I think one of the biggest problems is identifying were there is a skilled labour shortage and how it can be filled. That might sound like more of an economic problem, but identifying what needs to be filled by natives can help focus the education system more and also help reduce some immigration.

What I do know is that the University meme needs to die. UKIP are right in saying that STEM needs to be made free, though we would need to make sure that BRITISH graduates stay here and are actually getting jobs.

>>129025138
>How do we fix education
Allow for schools to select pupils based on their abilities. High IQ people and those who study hard should not be saddled with the people who can't be bothered.
Bring back stricter discipline in school. Kids get away with all kinds of shit because they know teachers are terrified to lay a hand on them.
Campaigns to remove the stigma surrounding trade jobs, and integrate learning a labour skill into education. You should be able to take the route of becoming a top notch plumber instead of learning some bollocks about Victorian England if that's what you want at 16.
Teach kids life skills, like how to balance a budget and how to think critically.

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Just voted Conservative.


Kind of regret using the pencil they provided and not a pen.

>>129026546
disgraceful, eat some fucking meat

>>129023864
>Brit/Pol/

Sorry lad, I can't issue a WILLY™ certificate for this thread, it has a faulty component

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>>129026546
>Tesco Free From Vegetarian Bacon
>Fry's Vegan Slicing Polony
>Linda McCartney Sausages
>Scrambled Tofu

Die

you lads gonna be on the sticky or britpol

>>129026546
>Linda McCartney Sausages
Their sausage rolls are their best product, but their sausages, fried, with mash are also top tier.

Also Quorn now do vegan products, their spicy burgers and "nuggets" are pretty good also.

>>129026546

>when it's bait but veggie bacon and sausages are GOAT and you can eat five times as much without getting fat

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When people pronounce tongue as tong, as in salad tongs pisses me off.

People always make the excuse and say it's a northern thing, I'm a northerner myself and I always pronounce it as "tung, the correct way.

>>129026616
Corporate taxes raised will still be lowest in EU, so whats the problem?

>>129025941

>them atrocious teams

>>129026770
brit/pol.


The sticky will be full of yanks and will be laggy.

>>129026061
>nigger woman
Got 0 seconds in before I quit

>>129025820
>ever tim
Genuinely thought you were talking about some Lib Dem Party Political Broadcast for a second there.

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>>129026396

>>129026609
I'm sorry but they should just accept the fate of this baby.

>>129026439
They're closing Orsett hospital too and I suspect UKIP might actually win since they want to stop its closure

Is it true in Britain you get fined for going to the wrong voting booth?

>live in an overwhelmingly labour area
>don't want to vote for the fucking neoliberal globalists
>don't want to vote socialists

really feeling the blackpill today lads can't be fucked voting

>>129026609

Like, from an objective standpoint, the court is right.

But fuck what a shitty position for the parents to be in, they're doing what they have to do as parents. Must be fucking awful.

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SOON

>>129026609
They should just let the babe die and move on. I know they love their wee one, but cmon. Takes 9 months to pop put a new one.

>>129026772

you had the linda mcartney pulled pork burgers?

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Tory retards voted for this

How many strokes did she have?

>>129026802
>still be lowest in EU
No they won't, ireland, luxembourg

>>129026770
Brit/pol/. Stickies are cancer

>>129025533
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/arms-sales-saudi-arabia-theresa-may-staunch-defence-keep-people-streets-britain-safe-a7230836.html%3Famp

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/674489/Home-Secretary-Theresa-May-says-Britain-benefits-Sharia-Law

No

>>129026899
Nah, how are they?

>>129026867
you mean polling station?
no, you'd just get turned away

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>>129026396

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>>129026609

>Implying it won't be a hung parliament

Probably a Tory/Lib Dem coalition.

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working class middle aged Mancs are voting Tory instead of Labour

he is fucked

few of them live in marginals like Bolton as well

>>129023864
The fuck is this meme guy talking about, lmao?
Civil War? Revolution? In literally the most prosperous country in the world, where people don't even need a real job to live comfortably?

>>129026934
tad worried that Britpol will be empty if there is a sticky, cant fucking stand them

okay so i voted conservatives. In the end i had been torn as fuck because brexit matters the most to me but what may wants to do with the internet is actually pretty worrying plus some of labours manifesto was pretty decent looking. It's been really stressing me out but i can take some cold solace from the fact that I'm in a labour safe seat so if they win the election its not my fault but if conservatives win and may goes 1984 then it's still not my fault because my vote didn't even really count anyway Honestly never thought i would consider labour but after brexit is sorted and untouchable I may shift parties if conservatives are still on the same path as this election. Anyone else been pulling their hair out this election?

>>129026844

Spitfires weren't that fast lad

>>129026416
>Safe seato here is tory
Vote UKIP.

>>129027026
lol

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Daily reminder: This is what capitalists* want


*I mean real, actual capitalists running the capitalist businesses and having an influence on the world, not aspie keyboard capitalists on leddit

>Jenny, how many responses did we get for the job advert?
>About 1,000, Sir
>Only 1,000!?!? Oy vey such a crippling labour shortage in this country! We'll have to lobby government to relax the border

>>129027017
Should have chopped their heads off and put the spikes at the tower of London back into use.

>>129026609

I hate to be that guy but they really just need to let go.

The baby is blind, deaf, dumb and cant survive off a ventilator. The hospital is insistent that hes in pain but the parents wont accept it.

Daily reminder that everyone who doesn't vote for Tories is a poo in loo and can go back to Pakistan.

>>129026686
>UKIP are right in saying that STEM needs to be made free

Which removes your overall 'take' from tuition fee payments are you're giving a pass to the cohort of students who can most easily afford to pay you back once they graduate.It sounds like a good policy but it doesn't really stand up to scrutiny. It would cost a fortune and you're hamstringing yourself down the line.

>>129025309
>>129026506
>>129026657
>>129026686
>>129026710
>all useful responses apart from the obligatory tripfag

Interesting stuff lads

>>129026886
>Lyuben Vachkov
Opportunistic Slavscum have no right to comment on British affairs of any kind.

>>129026956

really good, I can see how pulled pork became a meme if they're anything like the real thing

Any british discord servers for cheeky election banter?

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>>129026546
And what exactly will there be to celebrate tomorrow?

>>129024962
Get poor Moggy out of that shithole estate.

>>129027086
There was a sticky with the latest London happening but brit/pol/ thread were still only lasting less than 15 minutes.

>>129026770

Stay in here lad, stickies are the worst, laggy, full of wogs and you can't discuss anything because everyone is ejaculating ADHD memes

>>129026616
That'll be nice for the last two generations of white britons before they're burred in a torrent of shitskins and the entire system collapses. Well worth it I say.

>>129023864
>>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67

Which one was the badger? Bodger, or Badger?

Mine had BNP but no UKIP? wtf?

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>While Angela Merkel made a humanitarian response of opening Germany’s borders to hundreds of thousands of asylum seekers, May as home secretary was arguing that providing search and rescue ships in the Med acted as “an unintended ‘pull factor’, encouraging more migrants to attempt the dangerous sea crossing and thereby leading to more tragic and unnecessary deaths”.

>May, who was Britain’s longest serving interior minister, went further than simply sitting out the European refugee crisis. In her 2015 Conservative party conference speech she described an asylum system that gave refugee status to those who reached Britain and Europe as “rewarding the wealthiest, the luckiest and the strongest” and which failed the most vulnerable.

>May even went as far as going to the United Nations and launching an appeal to reform the international legal definition of asylum and refugee status.

>The UNHCR has said it finds her proposal for “differentiated treatment” of refugees to be legally unsound, and that the British government has “activated a pause” on the proposed policy. Nevertheless May has pursued exactly this policy in practice in Britain’s response to the European refugee crisis.

>May is a strong supporter of the recent EU-Turkey agreement to reduce the flow of refugees across the Aegean and has provided significant numbers of asylum staff to Italy and Greece to help process asylum claims and facilitate rapid return of those who are rejected.

>Closer to home, May and her home secretary, Amber Rudd, did everything they could to resist opening up a legal route to Britain for those asylum seekers who made it to the Calais refugee camp. In the face of a public outcry over the humanitarian conditions in the camp they finally agreed to take 750 lone children as the price of securing its closure and clearance.

>>129027178
It's a parody account

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>>129026871
But if you don't vote Tory, the other globalist party will get in. Hold your nose and vote globalist with a right-wing paintjob to stop the globalist with a left-wing paintjob, you goy cuck.

Just started pissing with rain here again lads. Not good for da yoof turnout.

>>129027090
I knew I wouldnt vote literally the day after it was called.

>>129025533
You goofed cause you spoiled your ballot

UKIP stood down in constiruancies that Tories needed to win, to actually deliver on brexit

enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of shit

>>129026407
>tripfag
>also hates conservatives
boy am I glad we can filter you worthless niggers

reminder this general is 100% better without tripfags and you should NOT give them attention

>>129027047
He set it at 80k because 70k seemed too low for the ambitious retards who think they'll earn that much one day.

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Not sure t b h

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>>129026871

>>129026772
Quorn vegan range is good but twice the price of their vegetarian range. Fry's is my favourite.

This thread is not comfy at all

>>129027086
There's going to be a lot of people still in Brit/pol/, every thread related to the election will be moving at lightning speed when the results start pouring in.

>>129027047
>tfw Bolton
I'm fucked no matter what, aren't I?

>>129026770
Both

>>129027294
Tory, definitely. Want to punish the lib dems

>>129027047

lol this is compete bullshit

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Who else /Kent/ here?

Voted for the Kippers. Not much chance if Are Nige couldn't swing it here.

>>129026787
And it's morally guilt free :)

>>129027344
Bolton is now marginal

>>129027275
>not supporting many years of miscegenistic immigration policy and the wholesale destruction of our civil liberties makes me a worthless nigger

GO BACK TO PLEBBIT

>>129027327
wasnt there an 8 minute thread or something during the EU ref?

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>>129023864
alexander "BASED" jahans

>>129027294
Vote Tory

Lib-Dems are putting a lot of effort in because Bath voted Remain

>>129026858
>suspect UKIP might actually win
UKIP would be able to live on eternally if they could get just 1 seat, like pre autism SNP, and the Greens

Remember how in the US election Dems started calling themselves "Nasty women" as a sort of postive thing? Tories should try and own the "Nasty Party" thing somehow tbqh.

Purple Clacton soon

Which big name politicians could lose their seats other than:
Dennis Skinner
Amber Rudd
Clive Lewis
Nick Clegg
Angus Robertson
Alex Salmond
Tim Farron
???

>>129027492
>Remember how in the US election Dems started calling themselves "Nasty women" as a sort of postive thing?
yeah it was fucking gay

>>129027404

I don't care if you eat live seal puppies m9, it's the last thing I'm bothered about morally

>>129027305
I am really getting back into strength training at the moment so I know get 100g of my daily protein intake form MyProtein's vegan blend chocolate flavour protein powder. It's a balanced protein and fills me up, top stuff.

>>129027142
Thats only within the context of the current system though. In an ideal world, university would be a form of social investment in the best and brightest of young people ie. giving STEM students free tuition with the provision that they'd have to work within the UK for a certain amount of time (think the new rules going into effect regarding free tuition in New York state), knowing that ultimately the skills they develop and the contributions they make to society after university would be worth the investment.

>>129026886
>Conservative more than 400 seats
How will communists ever recover?

>>129027492
Yeah because that worked really fucking well.

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>>129027220
fac yu

>>129025138
grammar schools
make lessons interesting
give disruptive chavs five strokes of the lead pipe

>>129026245
10pm GMT is when two different exit polls will come out.

>>129027545
Amber Rudd is safe.

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>>129027397
You're lucky to live in one of the few constituencies where UKIP actually have a chance

>>129027430
No, youre a worthless nigger because youre using a tripcode, you worthless nigger

and stop with your "anyone I dont like is reddit" rhetoric, it got boring in 2007

>>129027090

I think everybody agrees Labour has the better manifesto mainly because Torys is non existent.
Its literally 'muh Brexit' the manifesto

>>129026816
I guess just UKI then since one is dead

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>>129027397
/Tonbridge+Malling/ Reporting

>>129027545
>I hope to god Angus Robertson loses his seat, cant stand the patronising fat cunt.

>>129027632
this

chavs are the thing bringing down education not cuts

>>129027612
>+3 million votes

>>129027294
Vote Lib Dem

>>129026506
Fucking this. Art is pushed way too hard in schools and utterly defeats the purpose of art. Children should be learning facts and being encouraged to pursue their creative sides, creativity should not be a Fucking substitute for knowledge.

>>129027652
Two? Don't ITV/BBC/Sky collab on the exit poll?

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will leftists ever not be BTFO over muh foodbanks

>>129027047
That's just your typical thick as pig shit working class idiot

>>129027545
I saw tories could say they could flip bolsover as skinner has done fuck all because he is ancient as fuck

>>129027545
>Nick Clegg
>Alex Salmond
>Tim Farron

is this a joke m8?
theyre all in safeseats and always have been always will be

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>>129027397
>Kent
>men and women wearing the same trousers

>>129027673
It was could, not likely.

Need some rumours lads

This Comey hearing is fucking shit

>>129027751
From California

Alternative live-stream for the Comey hearing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1P_yt6_-YI

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>>129027246

>that choker

>>129027806
And it's usually so safe labour has zero ground game there

>>129027237
The mouse that lived in the wall

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>>129027249

>>129027545
Apart from Robertson, none of those names you have listed will lose their seats

>>129027770
You can't train someone to be creative

>>129027545
Burgon's team are worried. His seat is safe this time but it looks massively reduced and a similar shift elsewhere is bad news for Corbyn. That, and there are thousands of new expensive homes built in his area. Not good for 2022

>>129027813
Call me Nick is in danger of losing to the RED TIDE

>>129027850
People saying Labour panicking in Bolsover and Wolverhampton so far.

>>129027850
Dennis Skinner has locked himself in his bedroom.

>>129027888
this would work well in a 'what u see vs what she sees' meme

>>129023864

>THE BEST OF THE BEST PEOPLE: A JAM MAKER

Is Alexander Jahans a satirist?

>>129027770
This.

>>129027813
Clegg could actually lose his seat, it's unlikely but it could happen

I would cum pints if angus robertson lost his seat

>>129027931
Nick Clegg is pretty likely

>>129027931
But Robertson will be the funniest.

>>129027613

Get out you sausage wog

>>129027817
Men who wear tight trousers are not men

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>>129027817
>The safe Tory seat of Canterbury
The Corbyn vote is everywhere it doesn't need to be

>>129027682
Hoping wee don't get an unexpected Lab swing, as we have a hell of a lot of DFL's bringing their spare cash, buying big houses & putting Lab signs up, to virtue signal.

>>129027720
Nice area, mine's shite.

>>129026061
>catchy tune interrupted so an uppity black woman can rant at me

why does this sum up the greens so well

I would cum pints if angus robertson lost his seat, hate that jumped up jock cunt

>>129027813
Clegg got like four percent more than his closest rival last time.

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>>129027430
Off yourself tripfag, you're genuinely not wanted here.

Does anyone have a link to sky news I can watch here, so when the time is right I can get comfy?

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>>129028025
It's been done

Warning: Immoral picture

>>129027850
>russia interfered here is no doubt
>did they change any votes?
>no
They literally cannot get over the fact Trump took up politics as a hobby and beat Clinton because she was dreadful and had no policies

>>129027545

Angela Eagle
Chuka Umunna
Diane Abbott

>>129027687
I know but as a leaver and one who wants to leave the single market and end freedom of movement I'd never forgive myself voting labour if they got in. I'd feel like I just betrayed the last five years of my political beliefs

>that time the SNP started whistling the EU anthem in parliament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esTOPwh0REM

>>129027817
Why do white girls with no ass wear skinny jeans?

>>129027126
>>129026891
>>129026891
>>129026875
>>129026851
>the state owns your baby

I want reddit to leave.

>>129024278
Did you vote UKIP today? Looking forward to your threads tonight. Cant wait till all these Corbyn and Tory cunts fuck off.
>weaponised OCD

>>129028203
And that was due to tory tactical voting, labour reckon he's done.

>>129028232
BBC coverage is better

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Give me some shitposting memes to rub in Labours loss to all their salty voters on normiebook lads.
Cheers.

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Why aren't you being who you are inside brit/pol/?

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>>129028148
>angus robertson
Such an annoying cunt in those debates

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I'd love to meet up with a conservative pol/ster some time, you're the only people who make any sense and you seem like really decent people.

I feel so at home and welcome on here, more than anywhere. Just wanted to say that before the results come in anons. :)

>I've been browsing /pol/ for a year and a half.

>>129028234
saved despite its immorality

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>>129028257
>Diane Abbott
>could lose her seat

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>>129028274
>ass

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>>129028268

>>129027817
I'd be very surprised if these incompetent students could unseat Julian. Just look at the state of them.

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>>129028234

>>129028320
I did vote UKIP

I think it's the busiest time of year for the local Library.

>>129028305

Doesn't own your baby, but it does decide whether you can leave the country or not.

>conservatives
>right wing

>>129028234
tfw I created it

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>>129027545
anna soubry

>>129028257
Bottom two are in London ultra-safe wog seats.
No idea about Eagle.

NEW

>>129028508

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>>129028508

>>129028508

>>129028433
lol no

>>129027817
fags and whores

>>129028139
>corbyn only gaining votes in safe seats for both parties

It's fucking brilliant to watch

What time do polls close?

Is it 9?

>>129025533
Better than me. I couldn't remember my house number.

>>129028576

10 BST

>>129028576
10pm

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Jahans is having some sort of spazz attack in that video? More so than usual?

At least he's not slurring his words any more, I suppose.

Where's this super right wing Conservative Party he keeps banging on about, anyway? They sound great.

>>129028576
10pm

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>>129028356

>>129028488
Eagle has a 16,000 majority, pretty safe, surprised corbyn hasn't visited it 10 times

>>129028356

Typical /pol/ tory, no mates in the real world

>>129028342
Honestly that's quite beautiful
Trannies are lovely people

>>129028601
ahahahaha, I bet you felt like a proper retard.

>>129028551

I mean, it legitimately can. It takes passports off people all the time, even for shit as basic as being a twat at a football game.

>>129028257
>hackney
>streatham
>voting anything other than labour

Not bloody likely

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>>129027237
I just find it absolutely devastating that, now bodger is dead, badger will die too due to the symbiotic relationship they have.
A sad day all round.

>>129028305

They want to take the baby over to america and give it some experimental treatment. The doctor involved has already stepped back from early claims where he was confident it would work when he learnt the severity of the condition.

UK doctors are 100% the baby is in pain and taking him to America will only prolonge the suffering

Sometimes its just best to listen to those who are not so emotionally involved

>>129027294
>ive in Bath
>north Somerset is constituency

>>129027144
Also, I'd like to add to this:
>Stop turning Mathematics into a fucking word salad
This has happened here in Ireland with the 'Project Maths' initiative that everyone hates. It not only dumbs down Maths, it makes it so that instead of just asking you to solve a question they have to write a fucking novel before getting to the question, and sometimes they can trick you by slipping in a crucial part of the question with a load of waffle so you can miss it.

It's horse shit. I wasn't great at Maths in school, but I do love the subject and Project Maths hurt my liking for it,

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>>129026416
>tfw you was born in 'saafend' but moved to the Shire.

>>129027957
Obviously, which is why students should be getting pushed towards academic pursuits instead of having 50 shitty liberal arts schools in each corner of the country. Art should not be repressed or discouraged but it should not be pushed at the expense of knowledge

>>129028667
He won't campaign for a class traitor like Eagle who stood against him.

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>>129028680