hey bros. i ate out a prostitute. am i going to dead?

>>129023762
Have you experienced a loss of taste or smell?

>>129023940
Nope

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>>129023762
Totally depends on the quality.
Did she look like this?

>>129024719
no she is a cute escort with a child

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>>129024357
You might be ok.
If you notice any bloody puss like discharge from your gums or lips you may want to go see a dr.
Probably should go to info wars and buy some supplements and water filters just to be safe.

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>>129025024

Cross your fingers and hope for the best then.

I've rolled the dice many times...just without paying.

>>129023762
What time was it? Had she only just clocked on for the day, or was she about to clock off?

>>129025186
Oh yes the Water filters are a definite essential.

>>129023762
Of course you're going to die. Everybody dies.
>ate out a prostitute
Good for you how much was the meal?

>>129026019
middle of the day. she works from about 11 till 3

>>129023762

Pretty sure you have aids now.

>>129026440
So she'd have had a few before you. Not good.

>paying to eat a broad out

what is your life?

>>129026698
yeah but they all wear condoms. im the only one she does this kind of stuff with. i fucked her raw as well. its a complicated and long story.

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hey bros. i licked a public bus seat. am i going to dead?

>>129026860
>only one
... in past 20 mins

Ftfy nigger

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I don't believe youuuu

>>129026860
Yeah, you are the only one. Next she'll have feelings against you too. ;););)

>>129023762
Post her pics nigger

>>129026860
Riiiiight
The only one.

>>129026860
>a long story
Well spit it out, we don't have all night.

>>129023762

Pay woman... To give her oral sex...

Mr. Dundee i am disappoint :(

>>129026860
Go ahead w said story, we have plenty of time before the HIV sets in

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>>129023762

>hires a prostitute
>focuses on the whores pleasure like a carpet munching queer
>in the current year
>ISHYGDDT

>>129023762
I want to see an escort and smell her ass. But I feel that seeing an escort is pure exploitation and I wouldn't want to contribute to her suffering.

>>129027761

HIV extremely unlikely from oral. But gonorrhea, herpes, chlamydia are very likely

>>129028005
Mouth cancer even ;^)

Eating someone out is the ultimate beta thing you can do, even sucking a dick is less beta.

If you do it with your pure virgin waifu then I understand, but a fucking prostitute? What the fuck is wrong with you you filthy cunt? I wouldn't even eat out a Dutch prostitute and it's mandatory for them to get checked out for STDs.

>>129023762
Makes you a cock sucker by proxy
Faggot

>>129026860
Holy fucking AIDS

>>129023762
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
you're such a fucking retard

>>129023762
prostitution is a legal profession in australia, so she's likely clean bc she'd be regularly getting checkups bc she's medically covered

such is life in the civilised world

>>129026860
>believing a hooker after you money

oh you poor soul.

>>129028005
Did you miss the part he raw dogged her faggot?

>>129023762
I fucking did it too dude i am totally freaking out about it FUCK

http://www.sfcityclinic.org/stdbasics/stdchart.asp

You might get Herpes that's it

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>>129023762
You paid a woman to eat HER out??

>>129028380
>Britbong
>eating hooker out

Maybe gummed her out but flag says no teeth

>pay woman for sex
>can't get hard
>maybe if I munch 'er vagoo
>eating out and starts to think
>thinks about those 4chins
>wow I like the cuckery!
>diamonds
>can perform now

>>129028365
it wasnt about money. she charges extra for guys to eat her out and to kiss.

>>129023762
>eating a prostitute
Do you even have self esteem?

God damn, you are dumb! Was it your first time with a woman?

Possibly.

It also could happen if you find someone from a club or bar.


Consult your doctor.

>>129029120
>he paid extra to eat a whore out

Rethink your life

>>129029892
NO
i got to do it for free. learn to read, mustafa.

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>>129030040
>she charges extra for guys to eat her out and to kiss.

>>129030311
but she didnt charge me extra

>>129030365
If a whore paid me 100,000 bucks I still wouldn't eat her out.

Jesus Christ man.

>>129026860
If you fucked her raw, why are you worried about having eaten her out? You're already infected with whatever prostitute bugs she has

>>129030365
You are SOOOO naive, kid.

>>129030365
are you dating a hooker?

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>>129023762

>i ate out a prostitute. am i going to dead?

Who the fuck eats out prostitutes? Is this an Australian thing?

>>129029120
>pay extra money for a kiss
>meanwhile her asshole is ten times the size it used to be

>>129023762
>hey bros. i ate out a prostitute. am i going to dead?
>aussie

checks out

font worry though, kangaroos dont carry human std`s

>>129026860
>only me
>fucked her raw
>worry about oral

On how many levels of stupid do you operate?

>>129030365

Wow that sounds like a good deal. Is she cute? How much did you pay in total?

>>129023762

this video is for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>129028378
You can't get aids from raw dogging a prostitute unless you also raw dog her butt hole. Did you stick it up her butt op?