>Be Icelandic

Muslims tongue my wife's anus

>be finnish
>wake up
>contemplate suicide
>make a lot of coffee
>post memes
>contemplate suicide

>>129011237
>be Icelandic
>marry your first cousin who is also your aunt and your brother-in-law's mom

>>129011530
>Be Icelandic
>Have one of the least inbred nation worldwide because of the worlds best family related documented history, Christianity and Stóridómur.
An inbred nation wouldn't have the sixth highest average Intelligence quotient in the world now would they?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St%C3%B3rid%C3%B3mur

>>129011423
this

>>129012197
>>129012053

>>129011397
fpbp

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>wake up
>oppress blacks
>eat burger
>masturbate
>make coffee
>masturbate
>listen to moon man
>masturbate
>eat burger
>got to sleep

Beat that

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>>129011237

> Wake up

> Live in a country where foreigners are considered second class

> Factory owners take their passport and beat them threatening them with deportation daily basis

> Human rights groups don't give a fuck about colored foreigners, too busy sucking white cock

> filthy darkskin literally gets their asses kicked every day

> Proud first class citizen in my own country

> Police are docile and crime rate low

> Country so safe most children play outside all day and night

> Economy steadily growing

> Everyone in the entire world uses my country's products and components

> Elected a new anti-gay nationalist president

> If all goes well the north will fall soon and the country will get 2 times bigger

> Potentially going to be 3rd or 4th largest economy in the world in 20 years

> mfw

>>129012053

so why ashkenazi jews have higher IQ's?

>>129012672
are you me?

>>129011397

fucking kek

>>129011237
>>Put on Johann Sebastian Bach

lol. you misspelled bjork.

>>129012672
In what way are you oppressing blacks?

>>129011237
I'm coming to visit your superior Island in fall.

300$ flight, cheap as fuuuck. How would you feel if I get citizenship there? I will learn the language np.

What if I longboat across the ocean to settle in Iceland like Leif Eriksson. Would you accept me?

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>live in rural north dakota
>wake up
>white people everywhere
>surelyamericacan'tbethatnonwhite
>live in bubble
>see /pol/ stats
>cry a little for my country
>go to work and zone out until lunch time
>zone out until quitting time
>go home and play with doggo and take said doggo for a walk
>greet fellow white people
>forget my country is mongrelized but I don't notice it here
>cry a bit more
>go to sleep

pic related.

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>>129012862
Just remember anon, never let the Jews in.

>>129013317
>wake up
Did you not even read my post?

>>129011397

As funny as this post is, I sincerely have to wonder how you actually feel when you make such a statement. Does the awareness of your country's massive problems crush your spirit on a daily basis? I have serious existential issues with the demography and future of the United States, so I can only imagine how much worse it must be for any Swede who has similar dilemmas.

>>129011237
Realize that your whole island is a big magma chamber ready to blow anytime in the near future.

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>>129011423
I seriously can't comprehend living in that shithole and this is coming from a half Finn.

>>129013462
Iceland is one of the very few countries with banks NOT owned by jews. I think. amirite?

Hype as fuck.

>>129012053
>300 000 people in total
>not inbred

>>129012862
>Same renta per capita than Spain
>mfw

>>129011237
>Wake up
>Breathe in fresh air of Kanooda
>Make coffee
>Open different sources of news
>See Icelandic cucks welcoming refugees
>See bunch of cucks holding 'welcome refugees' sign outside Iceland's tiny parliament
>Chuckle as I wait for the Islamic Republic of Iceland

>>129012862
> wake up
> die from artillery barrage flattening my city
> everything i know and love destroyed because of stronger countries strategic posturing

>>129013535
You need to have a certain emotional distance to things. You need some comic relief.

But I personally don't think Sweden can be, or even wants to be, saved. So I'm leaving soon.

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>>129013728
Inbred don't make beauties like this.

>>129013846
they all look like men m8ey
is every woman who's not obese considered a beauty in North America?

>>129013846
Good one leaf, strong bloodlines are necessaries.

>>129013011
The ashkenazi jews have had an isolated genetic group longer than us, bear in mind that we're one of the youngest nations in the world. Our average intelligence quotient is steadily becoming higher and our great, eurosceptic prime minister and government is always putting more of an emphasis on education so we'll stay independent and without immigrants.

>>129013462

ahhaha jews can't survive where the locals are more jewy than they are.

>>129013846
Man, and I though asians all looked the same.

>>129013846

Those are clearly P*lish.

Nords don't fucking look like that.

>>129013932

>they look like men

Thanks for confirming that I am a faggot.

>>129011237
Hey Iceland, how's the job market over there? Do you need some white outsider's gene? Any benefit for me to come work over there? Do you need computer technician?

>>129011237
> white and homogeneous
meaning
> inbred
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/04/18/new-app-helps-icelanders-avoid-accidental-incest/2093649/

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>>129013796

nah man the norks are so poor they can't even buy fuels to practice their pilots let alone have enough ammo for their artillery.

pic related

>>129012862
based kimchi-land bro

>>129011237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

This is the state of Icelandic women

>>129012053
http://www.thedailybeast.com/icelands-incest-prevention-app-gets-people-to-bump-their-phones-before-bumping-in-bed

Also chicks hangout around airports because that's practically the only way to fuck someone and not have to worry about them being related in some way.

>>129014355
Checked. I ran it through archive. https://archive.is/6h6TD

>>129014295
lmao jesus christ

>>129011237
Your women are degenerates

>>129014295
Yeah because our women are real paragons of virtue.

>>129011237
>Be British
>Beg for death
>Go vote
>Beg for death
>Hand in Jizya tax to local mosque
>Beg for death
>Browse /pol/
>Beg for death
>Visit London Bridge
>Beg for death
>Get stabbed
>Beg for death
>Wake up two days late in hospital bed surrounded by incompetent black nurses
>Beg for death
>Get AIDS from black doctor who operated on me
>Beg for death
>Go home for tea and crumpets
>Beg for death
IT NEVER ENDS

>>129013932
many looking wife, manly sons

the genes for manly/womanly appearances don't reside solely on the sex chromosomes and are not entirely hormone based. just ask all the high test dudes with wide hips.

>>129011423
pekkas always into suicide lol
>done with werkout, fucking burn already!
Now eat then go to oslonistan on intel mission

Icelandbros , listen

Recently a
LOs Angeles shitlib slut was , when trying ro justify her abhorrent whoredom , was painting iceland as le ebigg sexual utopia where people basically dont even know each other and juat walk up , have a dring, dont even talk and juat have sex aftserwards.

>UMMMM we should learn from them ,like alut is a term of endearment in jceland duhhh. Were so backwards ughhhh

Is this true?

Smells like pire bred bullcrap to ke

>>129014232
You're an idiot, the article is about avoiding incest which is not a bad thing at all.
We have the best genealogy database in the world from the early 12th century, of course we're going to use that. Because of this we're one of the least inbred nations in the world. Also
>>129012053

>>129014295

lemme wash that terrible taste out of your mouth with our superior women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmKuGxb23z0

>>129011530
7th cousin out or more fritzl, these are Óðins rules.

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Why is it 30 fucking dollars for a burger there my god....I loved iceland but everything is fucking expensive. 12 bucks for a beer????

>>129015033

They have to have supplies airdropped like some third world country.

>>129013835

>So I'm leaving soon.

Fuck off, we're full.

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>>129011237
Pretty much the same routine as you OP

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>>129011237
>beautiful and safe island
your island is a shithole still reeling from the financial ruin icelanders brought on yourselves when you all stopped fishing one day and thought you could all become "investment bankers"
i just finished reading michael lewis' "boomerang" and the chapter on iceland is fucking hilarious

i used to respect iceland

>>129014232
morons, you don't get it do you.....
It's not even worthy an answer, 7th cousin out or more!

>>129015123
I lived in Hawaii which is way more remote, shit was like 1-2 dollars more at best.

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>>129013749
This is what democracy has done to our country

>>129013395
What jobs are available in northern Dakota

>>129013835
Typical Sven, always running away.

>>129013535
Spics will make America amazing. A bunch of hard working Catholics given the resource wealth and political stability lacked in their home countries will make wonders happen

>>129015284

Yeah but Americans are experts at logistics. We have been ass fucking third world countries for years with full on armored division. Surely we can properly supply some small pacific islands.

Icelanders eat rotten shark meat.

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>>129011237
>>Wake up in Boise, Idaho
>>Breathe in the summer scent of a sunny morning
>>Thank god for the gift of my life
>>Make coffee
>>Put on webcam of naked girl
>>Sit down
>>Open up different sources of news
>>Chuckle and sit back as I watch the world crumble around me while I live on a beautiful and safe state that's white and homogeneous AND in America, not some shit hole that gets down to -100 degrees for 8 months out of the year.


>MFW

>>129011237
>wake up
>make mate
>go to work
>naked feminist are blocking the road again
>finally they get tired and let me pass
>Another road blockade
>This time Bolivians screaming because they need the goverment to feed their 50 childrens
>Get fired
Argentina never again

>>129014397
Unless it is behind a paywall, no point in archiving.

>>129015579
Idaho is undoubtedly the best state in burgerland

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>>129015579
>>>Breathe in the summer scent of a sunny morning
>>>Thank god for the gift of my life
>>>Make coffee
>>>Put on webcam of naked girl
>>>Sit down
>>>Open up different sources of news
shit literally me minus the lack of -40degree weather

>>129014920
>Superior women
>Trying to twerk with a flat ass

Fucking delusional chinese women
Chinese women look all the same, ugly

>>129015427
Oil righand work, trucking, and gas stations

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>>129011423
Welp, at least your memes are ebin :DDD and keep you from killing yourself

>>129015704

I would argue western Montana but Idaho is just an extension of that so you are essentially correct.

ND is more of the same demographic wise but our state is not nearly as scenic.

>>129014295
Disgusting, nice propaganda connecting this with all of our women, you brought this here America. Women are more prone to following things mindlessly and that's why you get this from a few sluts that dropped out of liberal arts, yours aren't better. Here's something better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9FZhr93V3A

>>129011237
They allready started pumping immigrants into your island.

Gooks and arabs was the plan to ''enrich'' you snow niggers

You wont be safe for long Lars

>>129015747

yeah but given the chance you'd still tap that. not that you'd ever get that chance.

>>129011237
I seriously hope i can escape to the gem that is your nation some day iceland anon, god bless your beautiful nation!

>>129014865
Do you write icelandicbro? I believe one in ten icelanders are published authors.

Also, can you send an elfish icelandic qt like bjork over to scotland plox?

>>129011423
I mean, whats the point. Life is suffering.
We are "free" in this country. Free to pay taxes, free to work until retirement, stand in queues, fill out forms and toe the damn line.

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>>129015704

Can't complain as such.

We got gun rights to fight off the anti-American commies and tons of attractive white women.

The spics/niggers are non existent and those that are here know their place.

>>129014122

Hahaha this delusion. Trust me, there are subsets of Nords that could be mistaken for Poles and there are subsets of Poles who could be mistaken for Nords. Deal with it.

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>wake up
>have cigarette from pack 75% covered in sjw material
>read news
>trudeau has signed law mandating weekly cucking by syrian rapefugees
>more guns banned overnight, all owners are criminals
>go outside for weekly cucking
>forced to apologize and accept multicultural enrichment
>come back inside high af from dudeweedlmao clouds outside
>go to bed

>>129015747
Portuguese women are no better. Volta para casa Pedro.

>>129015482
there is immense resource wealth in their home countries and there have been many periods of political stability eviscerated by communists. Latinos are just subhuman parasites who ruin everything they touch

>>129015741

Come home to Boise, Idaho White Man.

only got down to -5 for 1-2 days in January. 1 foot of snow per year on average.

>>129014295
dude, don't you even start.
the hags you find in your country are the fucking worst.
honey boo boo is winning beauty contests for fucks sake.

>>129011237
>feminists ship in refugees all the way over the sea and greet them with teddybears

>>129015889
Fair play, of course you know more as you live there. The only place I've been in Idaho is sandpoint but it blows everywhere else i've been in America out of the water

>>129013611
It's not a shithole if you are a neet tho. I collect plenty of neetbux and get to live in a relatively safe and beautiful country.
you should visit sometime

>>129016237
Just buy a fucking framing hammer and start fixing Canada

>>129014295
I don't understand how people on this board don't know Iceland is the feminist capital of the world. They make Sweden look social conservative. Granted, Iceland has fewer immigrants than Sweden does (though they have unsuccessfully tried to change this, no immigrants want to go to the remote island), in every other way they're much worse than Sweden. But here on /pol/ people seem to deny this reality, saying they're more based than Finland. Ridiculous.

>>129016513

Northern Idaho in general is absolutely beautiful.

10/10 would raise kids there if I didn't already live in a white state.

>>129016319
At least they have ass

>>129016623
Swedish women are sloots.
fun though.

>>129015416
>democracy
You misspelled Marxism

>>129016623
This. The Iceland worship needs to end.

>>129011237
> pop down the US military base near Reykjavik for some BBC

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>wake up
>breath São Paulo air filled with pollution
>get the subway on the way to work
>wagon filled with smelly niggers
>reach the work at a above average neighborhood of this city
>see a nigger woman with a dog in a baby cart pretending do be rich or something

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>>129016349
>State Permit to Purchase? No No
Firearm registration? No No
>Assault weapon law? No No
Magazine Capacity Restriction? No No
>Owner license required? No No
Concealed Carry permits required? No No

+ that weather... sounds like heaven, will put on my list of potential destinations, thanks for the recommendation m8, great scenery

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>>129011237
>TFW NOT LIVING IN ICELAND

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>>129011237
>Wake up.
>Go to girlfriend.
>Break up because i got drunk and cheated on her.
>Hate myself.

>wake up
>3 cups of coffee
>FUCKING GREASED LIGHTNING
>shitpost for hours
>check investments
>read drudge
>30 articles about various eurocucks getting blown up by muslims and apologizing for it
>pet AR-15
>go to store with concealed handgun
>niggers avert their eyes, no muslims
>eat burger
>sleepytime cuddles with AR-15

>>129016823
I bet you have a taste for nigger gorilla asses don´t you João? Keep it super real.

>>129015579
>Fahrenheit
Why burgers so stupid?

>>129017227
Stop projecting

>>129016804
Id love to go back.
Im in the highlands of scotland so Im in a similar boat, very few foreigners here

>>129017219
In which state/region do you live?
That sounds pretty good to me.

>>129017354
Stop running, most portuguese men do! It reminds them of the nigger culture they worship.

>wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
>Grab a brush and put a little
>Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
>Take a shower
>Add finishing touch ups to economic paper
>Finish online homework
>Watching Comey investigation
>Go to gym after
>Cook a nice steak dinner for myself
>Study Electrical Engineering
>Play vidja games
>Read non-fiction book then go to sleep

>>129011237
>wake up
>enjoy being protected by a military
>laugh at how when Islam ruins the mainland no one will protect the Iceland fags
>get shot

>>129017543

North Florida hitlerbro. Come on over

>>129011237
>be icelandic, women fuck any foreigner who comes to the island without a condom

icelandreview.com/news/2015/07/23/man-arrested-allegedly-passing-hiv

>>129017556
Where are you from and what are you doing in Portugal?

>>129015482
t. someone who has never lived with a large population of spics

>>129017692
I probably will, I'll need to finish my degrees, though. I might be able to slip an LLM between the two of them.
I don't think a greencard (or something like that) would be an issue afterwards.

How hot and humid are the summers?

>>129011237

>be me
>wake up
>take acidic shit
>another one of those days
>make breakfast
>another acidic shit
>drink coffee
>another acidic shit
>now feeling dehydrated and weakened
>drink Gatorade
>fire up Gears of War 4
>get wrecked over and over and taunted by middle schoolers
>realize that I, a grown man, am playing in a lobby filled with middle schoolers
>be overcome by deep sorrow
>make lunch

>>129013835
du kommer fanden aede mig ikke til Danmark dreng. Pis af Svensker

>>129016237
They Banned the guns in 2003.
We are responsabile for 10% of the murders in the fucking world now! More than China.

>>129017976

Pretty hot and humid. May - November can be miserable outside. Winters are beautiful here though

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>>129014659

>>129017852
I am more Portuguese than you Sandro. I am being honest. You give a portuguese a choice between an elegant female with no make up beauty versus a gorilla with 3 kgs of makeup and a large juicy wriggly ass. Conclusion they will go for the gorilla.

>>129014920
Do they even sing anymore? It's mostly just flaunting their asses and shit.

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>>129018194
I'm not great with the heat, but there's few things a man can't get used to.

Thanks for the info and have a great day!

>>129016206
Icelanders are less nords than Scandinavians because Iceland was used as an hub for thralls during the viking age. They got more in common with anglos than nords genetically but more in common with nords culturally.

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>love in South
>wake up
>decide what to eat
>Hardies, Wendy's, McDonald's, chicfila, burger king, subway, arbys, and Sonic all within walking distance
>decide on Chicken Biscuit
>get in car, drive
>instantly reminded why I'm racist because dumb fucking niggers don't know how to fucking drive
>get back home, pissed off because black people are so fucking stupid
>eat biscuit
>spew racist comments on YouTube
>go to work

>>129011237
Having traveled across the entire country, Egilsstaðir is where I really fell in love with Iceland. Nearly perfect surroundings and little to no tourists
A young person looking to immigrate would have a very boring life, but for a retiree or rich fuck, it's perfect.
I'd love to buy a cottage there

>>129018459
MEIN GOT!
AFFEL STRUDEL!!

>>129013385

>learn the language np.

laughingirls.jpg

>>129018681
Meet me in Florida in about 3 years and you'll get a slice, my dude.

>>129012862
you forgot to mention the part where you go to medieval prison for life if they find THC in your body

>>129018502
let me tell you why you'r wrong Jeppsen.
Fuck you, that's why.
don't insult my proud Viking blood

>>129018459

You're quite welcome and you do the same. Watch out for Mohammed!

>>129014122
This, clearly Pontids and not Nordids. But well, Polacks and Swedes have exchanged some genetic material.

>>129018751
kek

>>129018337
you are not portuguese
and you are talking about leftist niggerlovers

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>>129012053
I'm proud of you iceland, you might not be my blood brother, but you're my brother in arms.

t. 99.8% white country

>>129018837
Floridian here, it sucks we have a worse crime rate than New York does now. It's filled with mostly annoying tourists who don't understand how shit it is. Everything looks visibly dirty, and there is niggers, spics and jews everywhere.

This state is the last place you would want to come to. Unless you like hot, humid weather every year, oh and the food sucks too.

>>129019051
I don't worry about Mohammad.
They don't fuck with me, I don't (usually) fuck with them.

>>129013835
I will allow you refuge if you are willing to give up your right to vote.

>>129011237
Great

>Wake up
>Cloudy day
>Room dimly lit
>Drink coffee
>Fucking around on 4chan for now
>Going to meet up with my girlfriend later

Feels good man!

Do you not work? What a degenerate.

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>>129013385
>I will learn the language np.

>>129019178
and baby eating Gators

>>129018905
>WE WUZ THRALL COLONY N´ SHEIT
I meant no disrespect Islaending. Iceland in fact got the best of both worlds.
Serious question: Why are there so many Icelanders who come to Denmark to study?

>>129019123
Eu a pedir-te para seres honesto e tu fazes-me isto. You know its the damned truth. Mudskins love that kind of thing. We portuguese are just niggers with straight hair.

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>>129015747

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>>129013385
>I will learn the language np.

>>129014817
The feeling when your name is Pekka and read a comment like this... and contemplate on suicide.

>>129011237
>be Icelandic
>can't get married because all the women are whores

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>>129013385
>I will learn the language np.

>>129019501
Yup, that actually happens alot more than people generally think. The guy I worked for just took an alligator out of their pool recently. About eight feet I think, kinda small though.

>>129013385
gángi þér vel félagi, þér veitir ekki af því....

Threads like these remind me I should visit the family I have in Akureyri more often.

>>129014355
Well looks like I'm going to Iceland

>>129019178

What part of florida? We have a yankee problem but where i live there's virtually no crime.

>>129018137
>ban guns
>crime goes up
who knew

>>129019178
I planned to visit Florida as part of my LLM to examine whether it'd be a place for me.
Lots of hispanics, right?
Might not be the first place I'd look to settle down, but will at least see for myself.

Probably depends on where you live, too. Florida's fucking huge.

>>129019082

icelandic is kinda like listening to a conversation in the background for me. It sounds norwegian until i focus on it. Then i can only make out a few words here and there. WIth all the icelandics comming over here for work i probably will understand more in the future.

>>129019782
I lived in Tampa for a bit (it's worse there). But I've spent my whole life in Orlando, pretty much. Our downtown is a fucking train-wreck and should be avoided.

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>>129013846
Those are clearly Inuits/Sami, picture related

>>129013535
>how much worse it must be for any Swede
Why would it? Sweden is still 95% white/swedish. Sweden is not a nation of immigrants. If they were to come to their senses they could easily distinguish who is a native swede (european) and who is not. Sweden can be saved, the USA can't. You are 60% white/european with a large african minority and an even larger and quickly growing hispanic minority. You can't throw these people out. They are immigrants to the land like you/your ancestors were. If anything Europe can be saved and the USA will walk the path of Rome ...

>>129019710
>be new worlder proto mutt
>praise Israel

>>129019438
Of course I work, I'm currently on a two week summer break after my exams. I'll start working next Monday.

>>129019507
>Why are there so many Icelanders who come to Denmark to study?

Genetic refreshment.

>>129011237

>tfw you'll be the last refugee everyone runs to

>>129011237

>be american
>be poor
>surrounded by blacks
>hear morning gunfire
>make black coffee
>work clothes on the floor
>gun under the clothes
>go to work
>be blackpilled because only white family in neighborhood
>read a bit
>go to sleep

>>129020031
Volusiafag checking in. Why is Orlando full of coal burners?

>>129019865
Just try and live in the heartlands, lots of room and you can enjoy the nature. Barely any minorities.

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>>129019740
EþÍN

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how are those 24 hours of sunlight? Or is that just a meme?

>>129018502
This is factually incorrect, we know that the majority of Icelandic genes come from Scandinavia.

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>>129011237

tfw do you even summer up there bro?

>>129020200
Thankfully, I haven't seen a whole lot of coalburners. But, I have seen white liberal parents with their little adopted nigglets. Which pisses me the fuck off.

>>129019507
>Why are there so many Icelanders who come to Denmark to study?
Read some Danish history you dumb nigger, holy shit

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>>129020325
What's this summer you speak of

>>129020031

Confirmed what i thought. North florida is much better. Just avoid jacksonville and it's paradise in many areas. Biggest problem i have where i live is loud-mouthed yankees who have to be occasionally reminded where they are on the food chain

>>129019548
That is kind of meme, most portuguese women look like men but they shave.

Is this true that iceland is a progressive sexual utopia?

The meme that in iceland people dont even talk before they have sex and the whole process is "only the necessary basics" alas
>you! Me! Snu snu!
Ane that
>slut
Is a term of edearment , is quite strong among libshits

Is this true?

>>129018337
>I am more Portuguese than you
You literally know nothing about me. I dont mind honesty but you sound like an idiot

>>129011237
You're cucked too. You're in the EEA agreement. Meaning that I could easily and happily move to your country if I want to. But I don't, because I have it better being a rural retard in Norway than some hotel receptionist in Iceland.

>>129020095
>Be Danish-French-German-Slav-Anglo-Irish-American
>Praise Jesus!
I'm a religious fundamentalist, not a Philosemite, cuck. Remember that contraception is treason against our great white race.

>>129011237
>be iceladic during the 11 months of the year where it is winter
>want to kill myself but too cold to move
>too cold for gunpowder to ignite
>haha no minorities tho! Iceland is best!

>>129020518
Larp harder

>>129020538
I am just banting desu. But I said some truthful things

>>129020306
>the majority of Icelandic genes come from Scandinavia.
you are correct. I was just pulling the their chain. However Icelanders are indeed more mixed than other Scandinavians because of the massive thrall population that lived in Island. The thralls where mostly Celts, Britons, Slavs, Nords and Germans.

>>129019507
We all learn Danish in our schools because of our close historical connection and people want to try living someplace else for a few years sometimes. The majority comes back.

>>129020266

Depends on where you are, Iceland is not that far north so i dont think they have it so bad.
i would assume its the same as here, kinda grey during the night. If you go further north you will struggle to sleep cuz it is actual daylight 24/7

>>129020515
Yeah, we also have trailer parks located in weird areas. I remember in Tampa, we lived in a little sub-division with essentially suburbs everywhere (Located on the sides of us). Then randomly a trashy trailer park located down the street from us.

Strange thing is, they didn't cause any trouble (I guess no real riff-raff). Still fucking strange, I agree with my brother, no planning went into the layout of this fucking place.

>>129020481
I was implying that they needed us still to this day.....

>>129013535
Hispanics arent that bad, i'd rather have Hispanic immigration than Somalian and Arab.

>>129013654
NK & Syria and I think Duterte kicked Rothchilds out a tad ago so Philippines but I havent heard of Iceland not being
https://europeanmediacentre.wordpress.com/2013/09/02/list-of-banks-owned-by-the-jewish-rothschild-family/
ctrl+F Iceland , dunno how trustworthy that is

>>129014659
That's what you get for being a citycuck. Come to the countryside, its comfy as fuck in the spring and summer

>>129020967
cheers m8, sounds spooky

>>129020665
>Be Danish-French-German-Slav-Anglo-Irish-American
Have no clue what you actually are
>be american
Have no clue what that is besides muh guns, muh bacon, muh holy bible
>Praise Jesus!
Praise a dead kike on a stick

You are truly the Übermensch

>>129011237
>wake up
>wake me up inside
>I can't wake up

>>129020842
Ok, most portuguese women look like a crossover between moorish camels and spanish bulls. This is the best I can do, sorry

>>129011237
>wake up
>wake me up inside
>can't wake up

Sadly, the family unit is crumbled. Maybe that's a fine price to pay for sexy thots.

also, Reykjavík is degenerate as fuck. It's like a smaller shittier portland.

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>be Indian
>be ugly
>surrounded by shit
>hear tunak tunak tun
>make chicken tikka
>go to work
>call people for windows tech support
>need to shit
>no loo
>notagain.gif
>go outside
>squat down and take a dump
>wave of relief washes over me
>stand up and wearing pants when suddenly
>slip on shit
>fall on road
>get head crushed by oncoming truck
>my country already birthed 2000 poolets to replace me
>Samjeet down the road already got my job for 0.014c/hour

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>>129015704
Not if you're a 5yo girl apparently.

>>129015482
It's been a hundred years and we're still waiting, Jose.

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>>129021494
it's only funny when you're not reading directly off the transcript, poo

>>129021494
That actually really does suck man. I hope it improves, nothing worse than feeling like you're an eleven out of a dozen.

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>>129021494
Kek

>>129021165

It can get a little bit spooky, all the animals are acting crazy because they have no idea what to do. And the forest gets that magical "there are trolls here" vibe. If you like that kind of thing its okay, otherwise its just a hindrance when you are trying to sleep.

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>be Welsh
>wake up in my village
>poke my head out of window
>sniff the winter air
>neighbour fucking his sheep
>village children are watching gleefully
>he's giving tips
>English person visits
>gets spat on by old woman
>Paki visits
>gets chased out
>feelsgoodman.png

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>>129021081
Indeed. So comfy having a government job in northern norway.

>>129017249
When you the power to make the world use your arbitrary sysem of measurement, you did it too.

>>129022037
>government job farming THERE
can I invade?

>>129013317
By existing according to Leftists.

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>>129013395

Greetings, fellow Nodakbro

>>129022037
Damn dude your country reminds me of America with all the open space

>>129012862
>Go to korea for Holiday
>Flirt with a Korean girl
>She's fucking into it
>Some Gook mook starts shouting off at me, I guess it's her girlfriend
>Backhand him
>he falls to the floor

Are all Koreans slapstick jokers or something or can you gooks not take a hit?

>>129022519
How fast did you get deported Moe?

>>129016885
True, but they're fucking puritans compared to Icelandic chicks. Remind me again how many Icelandic women gave birth to babies fathered by anglo occupation forces during WW2? 1000? 10000?

>>129022740
>Deported

Considering the little chinklet started the fight, I got off with nothing when the police arrived.

>>129014122
They're maternally celtic, paternally nordic.

>>129022006

MAXIMUM COMFY

4am, get dragged from bed by jamal
see wife being sodomized by jamals 10 cousins
6 year old daughter penetrated in every orifice
by jamals brothers, splits open and dies screaming "daddy"
sons being hearded into rape wagon for sale at the local bazar
cops come in screaming "everybody run"
thank god im saved
cops beat me with truncheons for failure to licence my spoons,
jamal beheads me , BBC arrive to assuage jamals feelings

>>129011237

It was a grim day, rain was beating down on the window as I lay in bed some neurons fired, I wanted a coffee but I was so comfy the softness of the covers gently wishing me well their only request that I stay put in soothing tranquility as I succumbed to the blissful embrace of not getting up.

Yet a rebellious feeling descended into my thoughts I wished for a coffee. I crept out of bed at the ungodly hour of 10:00, next I braved the cold as feet were nipped by frozen conditions that could only be described as the cold of an average household with cavity wall insulation and a correctly lined roof as I walked the arduous twenty to twenty five steps it required to arrive into the kitchen.

On opening the cupboard I was faced with a massively difficult choice. Did I want Arabica beans or South American as the base for my brew? One was dark a moody just like the conditions out side as the steel sky poured down its leaden cargo or did I want to buck the trend and fly the banner of defiance and have lighter smoother taste in my cup? Weighing the options both figuratively and literally I allowed my olfaction to inform my senses of my coffee’s originations.

1/2

>>129022930
LEL

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>>129022447
Yeah, not all of europe is crap. Things are no better or worse than in america right here in Norway.

>>129011237
>>129023094

Once had crushed the indo based beans like the oppressive white male European I am, once again ready to feast on there crushed and broken bodies and subjugate them with further maltreatment as their husks were added into the cafeteria and boiling water from the kettle powered by the magic stuffs that the dindu was unable to comprehend, a smile crossed my face briefly as I laughed on the inside for this thought.

Black liquid formed inside the glass prison of freshly ground victims as I inspected what had become of beans, pleased with the result of my oppression against the native brown beans I proceed to add one last insult. The plunger was pushed all the way down to the bottom imprisoning them in a deep watery grave trapped between the glass and the silver metal & mesh preventing their escape and freedom.

Finally I poured the coffee into my white porcelain cup and moved over to the view outside my window, “Ah fuck I am still in London”

#The nightmare continues
#The struggle is real

TL;DR other being stuck in Londonstan life is good mate.

2/2

>>129014659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo

>>129020059
>95% white/swedish
1 in 5 foreign-born
1-1.5 million shitskins / 10 mio total
(source: about a year ago I summed the immigration statistics from SCB for each such country and then added a mild correction for second-generation births)

>>129022206
Not farming. Government job, as in working public sector. (Office work). Higher pay than anyone in Czech republic and a fat ass pension.

>>129011237

>Wake up from booze blackout
>Breathe in the summer stench of a North Jersey morning
>Thank satan for the gift of my life
>Make microwave leftovers
>Put on electric Jew
>Sit down on couch that smells like piss
>Tune into old black and white movie
>Chuckle and sit back as I watch the obnoxiously loud Section 8 spics and nogs around me abuse welfare/food stamps while I struggle and live check to check

>>129022006
You can't fool me with your post-processed Skyrim screenshot

>>129023087
>what is greent text

Lurk some more.

>>129023461

>being a lazy fucker today hanz

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>>129011397

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>>129023423
Skyrim's shit compared to it.

>>129014295
Wtf i love scat lesbians now

>>129022447
By the way. My municipality has 2 people per square kilometer. For perspective, New York City has about 11 000 people per square kilometer.

>>129023967
From personal experience - are those the real colors or did the photographer do shit with the contrast levels?

>>129011237
You think you'll be homogeneous for long?
You know (((they))) are working on this as we speak, right?
Expect bank crisis, more liberal immigration laws and marxism coup soon.

>>129023967
>WE
>WUZ
>King Arthur and SHIIIIET

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>>129014122
A large part of Iceland's founding population was made up of Britons and Irish who were either captured or bought from Anglo-Saxon kings. So a lot of them have a Celtic look, like this Irish-looking girl [pic related]

>>129015482
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>129019606
eternal cucks.

>>129011237
What do you do for employment up there on that island?

Let me live there with you, anon

I'd share my jamón serrano Navidul with you if you want

>>129024139
First image is most definitely touched-up. Second looks a bit tampered with, but isn't out of the ordinary.
Parts North Wales can get very green at certain times of the year (other times it's grey as fuck).

>>129024271
Arthur was Cornish.

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>>129024407
WELL MEMED MY AMERICAN FRIENDO

>>129012862
>be korean
>commit suicide

>>129019952
Interesting. This is what Dutch sounds like to me (burger).

>>129014295
This actually makes sense. Icelanders are mostly Viking descendants, right? So, they have like the biggest concentration of m a x i m u m barbarians who casually engage in degenerate practices like buttsecks, scat, etc.

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>>129023967
I love comfy ruins

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>>129024281
she doesn't look part celtic, but you are indeed correct the makeup here too is about the same I think. about 20% of the population are descendants of thralls. The Faroe Islands too, ffs can you just call it the sheep islands... or Foroyjar.

>>129013767
>canada mocking iceland for welcoming refugees
how fucking dense are you, canada does the same thing

>>129011397
>>129011423
Sums up most of the north I guess

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>>129025118
kek this

>>129024890

I can imagine that, they say that dutch and english are very similar.
Icelandic and norwegian have a similar sentence structure,pitch and sound to it. But they have not been influenced by as many new words as we have.Infact they activly try to create new words for things instead of importing.

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>>129025004
I like a nice ruin in a bleak landscape. Maximum aesthetics.

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>>129025004
>Comfy ruins

>>129021027
There is a difference between Spanish-type and Aztec/Mayan type. Both decent IMO but not the same. Spanish type seem more high class and more European than burgers, while Aztec/Mayan are what you'd expect from a bunch of poor migrant farmers.

>>129019865
I'm a middle-class white man who grew up in Miami. I'll tell you what I know.

If you're looking to live here, live in North Florida; I drove up there with my dad one day and was shocked that any place in Florida should be so green, polite, white and QUIET!
Gainesville and Tallahassee are college towns with a lot of South Florida perfusion, so stay away unless you know and enjoy college towns (nobody does).

Immediately north of Miami are nice places, but they're built by money; not people. Coral Gables, Miramar and the beach islands come to mind.

You also have Wynwood, a fully gentrified neighborhood/shopping district: fun to visit, hell to live. Dindus were simply pushed to the outskirts, much like a gold coin pushed into feces will simply force the shit around the rim and cannot replace it in whole.

Miami can be divided into Kendall - a large area full of hispanics and DUDEWEEDS, Palmetto Bay / Cutler - a slightly nicer Kendall, and South Miami, which is middle class suburbia for miles and miles.

Further south, you enter the Redlands (my land), a little slice of country usually reserved for crops and nouveau riche who need cheap land to build their villas. Further south from that is Homestead, a poor, black rural area.

South from that are the Keys, little white Jamaicas that like to pretend they're pirates. Most are nice to live in, and the ones that aren't are simply too small or privatized.

West Florida is a mystery.

>>129022422
>shit in the street
>stand up and slip on your shit
>fall backward and get head popped under truck

what a fucking life

>>129025069
Haplogroups don't determine ethnicity (a nigger could have I1); that's probably paternal ancestry. The Vikings supposedly took female wives.
There is a significant amount of British genetics in Iceland, but I don't know how significant it is.

>>129022930
Nice try retard in Korea both parties are charged in in a fight even if it wasn't your fault at all.

>>129023748
>space before text
Don't larp, you're obviously a newfag.

>>129020837
I would unironically trade all minorities for eternal winter.

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>>129025428
yeah cant really compete with the awesome backdrop and hilly/mountains of great Britain. Danmark is just too flat.

>>129011237
>Icelandic
>thanking god

I thought you guys were staunch atheists

>>129026322
Your lakes are very nice. Only good lakes here are up in Scotland.

>>129011237
yeah, real Paradise.... all Iceland is known for is being inbred, go figure. now go back to fucking your sister, hjalmar.

>>129025405
Supposedly American English is much closer to what medieval English was like, compared to what is currently being spoken in the UK. Maybe that's why it sounds similar to burger-tongue. It is refreshing to hear that you snow-elfs care about the future of your language. Language is one of the most important parts of a culture.

>>129026512
I'd say that the majority are agnostics practicing Christian traditions.

>>129013835

Can empathise. I love my country but I'm not going to ruin my life by shackling myself to the degenerate scumfuck citizens of the UK.

I'll move to the first country that goes fash and has a cool language

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>>129011423
cuck gas yourself you are worse than any coalburner and the reason why your whole country should burn in hell
inshallah

>>129026753
>>129012053
>>129014865

>>129026823
Scandinavian languages sound more like medieval English (look up Beowulf), but Shakespearean English sounds more like American English than standard British English. However, the closest accent to the Shakespearean accent that is still spoken is the West Country accent in England (e.g. Cornish).
>old English:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K13GJkGvDw
>Shakespearean English:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYiYd9RcK5M

>>129026984
calm down Achmed

>>129013317
Existing

>>129027119
>shitty amateur reading
This is the only OE skald I've been impressed with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzmmPRG4smU

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>>129026645
really? What about northern England?

>>129027807
He's good.
Wish Anglos still sounded like this. Fucking Normans bastardising English.

>wake up
>not much muslim in sight
>its ramadan
>goatfuckers cannot eat and drink
>i get to eat so much in muslim restaurant
>fuck u mudslimes enjoy fasting
>drink water and feels good
>muslims triggered but they cannot do nothing
>pathetic hungry muslims
>thank jesus im not a muslim

>>129027119
Fascinating stuff m8. Thanks for the links. The Shakespeare's English sounds like how my old neighbor spoke. May your feet be swifter than the trucks that chase you.

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Post more cool pics from Roman Britain plz

>>129013317
By being white...

>>129027927
>Fucking Normans
It's not just the Normans, it's the Great Vowel Shift.
Middle English, already touched in it's privates by Uncle William, still sounded a lot like OE simply because of vowels and rhythm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0ybnLRf3gU

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>>129027881
Northern England is very beautiful. Most Lakes are pretty small though. The famous Loch Ness has more freshwater than all the lakes in England and Wales combined!

>>129026106

>Totally hanz

>>129011237
>Wake up
>Wank
>Spend whole day browsing on /pol
>Eat some shitty food
>Sleep

>>129011237
If the world crumbles they will go for your paradise and ruin it because they can. You want the world to do okay

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>>129011237
i love iceland, pls never get cucked

sorry about polish immigration, hope they don't cause much trouble

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>>129028932
Freja would be proud.

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>>129028452
Amphitheatre in Wales

>>129013395

>2010
>68% white

Try 56%

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>>129029164
Fort

>>129015482

Except everywhere on earth that is majority them is a failed socialist shithole filled with violence, drugs and degeneracy

>>129028989
Obviously, this was just fun banter and self country love.

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>>129029275
Cupid on a dolphin mosaic from Fishbourne 'palace' (largest Roman villa north of the Alps)

>>129011423
God damn it you need some sun.
Book a plane to Croatia.