Brit/pol/: Are Nige Edition

>>129002554
>>129002554
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>>129002554

mummy

Take all the Spanish Gold.

>>129003892
why?

For those who have voted

http://www.strawpoll.me/13138826

>>129004170
Truly disgusting amount of Labour votes. How did this place become such a leftist shit hole.

ukip will get 2 or more seats
screencap this

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>yfw thatcher 2.0 calls snap election
>yfw she drops the ball like a Parkinson sufferer in a greasy ball dropping factory
>yfw labour takes it from under here feet

probably should have came up this some non shit policies other than "uh...b-brexit?" before hand

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>>129004460
hahahahah

they'll get 2-3% of the vote, then disappear into the pages of history

screencap THIS

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>>129003892
JUST VOTED UKIP FOR NOTTINGHAM LADS

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DO IT FOR HER!

>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

Well I'm not voting. Time to endure another day of being berated for not buying in to the democratic meme. Might lose it this time and unleash barrage of anti-democratoc obscenities at someone.

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>>129005665
get out of this thread then

>>129005665
You don't have a right to complain if you don't vote

t. some utter retard

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Myself and my family just voted SNP. AMA.

>>129005742
What's your angle? Is it "you don't want Corbyn to win, do you?" or is It "don't let the bloody Tories win again"?

I'm done with this pointless game that merely distracts the populous from the international elements who actually matter.

Unless you're the "local issues for local people type". In that case you have a slightly more persuasive angle given that I would quite like to see the bins collected more often and the potholes filled in while the rest of my country and people are lost in history to an existential crisis of their own making.

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>today

voted lib dem

>>129005228
feel free to kill yourself

>>129004170
>Labour 81 votes
the_dimwit redditors arent welcome here

>>129006288
May wants to push for a china-style internet lockdown. I'm not voting for labour because I love them, or against tories in general, I'm voting against her.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


CRY MORE TORY SCUM

CRY MORE TORY SCUM

HUNG PARLIAMENT, MINORITY GOVERNMENT


HAHAHAHAHS CRY MORE SALTY TEARS

voted Greens

Gimme that UBI

>>129006052
>muh Tories will keep me safe from terrorists

How's that working out for you so far? But I'm sure they'll hit their immigration targets third time around.

>>129006412
Do your farts smell of cum too, or is it just your breath?

>OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868
> OFFICIAL EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138868

aus/britfag here
When will we know for sure who wins and by how much? Will counting be finished when I wake up in 8 hours?

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Help

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If you don't know who this is you're a newfag

>>129006540
That's digusting anon

>>129006574
No voting stops in 8 and a half hours

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safe seat voters vote UKIP as question time panels are made up on vote share % anons

So who are they going to blame the most tonight?

>muh right wing Tory press
>traitor northerners
>fucking old people
>jews

>>129006518
>votes are not even counted yet
>posts polls
You on crack mate?

>>129006574
it wont start till 10 hours you convict nose

>>129006574
exit polls at 10pm BST I think. Theyre usually quite good on final result

Official result will be around 5-6am BST unless its a Tory landslide

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LISTEN UP YOU FAGS!

IMPORTANT VID TO WATCH!

https://youtu.be/Z8ZiiHYHtdE

PUT IN NEXT OPs!

VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY

UKIP ARE DEAD AND BURIED

ONLY THE TORIES CAN DELIVER BREXIT

>>129006633
Yeah, well a couple.

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Reminder Jayda is /ourslag/

Holocaust all mummy posters

>>129006602

What is this?

>>129006574
About 15 hours is a good measure for who is going to win, unless it's a landslide then you can knock an hour or 2 off. Won't be specific numbers for another 20 hours though

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HAY FEVER IS TOO BAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it just me or is Labour shills much more desperate this time around?

I've got so many labourfags on my Facebook begging for votes. three canvassers have come to my door and scowled at me for saying I voted Tories.

One vegan queer co-worker suggested that I was an accomplice to murdering war-fleeing refugees and that I needed a psychologist.

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VOTE LABOUR TO END TORY ISLAMOPHOBIA

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>finish your final exam on class struggle and capitalism
>get the bus down to the polling station, trying not to think about how much you hate privately-owned public transport
>read the free METRO magazine - a lovely piece about a true british hero, a gay muslim immigrant who threw a pillow at one of the london terrorists from his bedroom window
>walking down to the polls a police ma-
>ahem, excuse me, a police OFFICER warns you for openly rolling a spliff
>spit on the ground and lament the hundred billion dollar war on drugs fought in this country which disproportionately affects minority groups
>finally reach the station
>see this
>"good afternoon! it's looking like a wonderful "may-jority", don't you think? haha all in good fun"
your response?

>>129006252
>Year 3 under a Green government.
>It feels like so long since the emerald landslide that stole the election from under the noses of Corbyn and May.
>Now Britain is a green utopia where cars are solar powered and everyone is either a bin-collector or a social worker.
>Every Tuesday there's another attack from radical right wingers, left wingers, and islamists that claim the lives of hundreds each time, but forget that, check out the funky green uniforms on those police dogs!
>Sidenote: Only dogs are allowed to be police officers since dogs are not subject to flawed, oppressive human bigotry.
>You walk into a local Co-op.
>You can only walk into a co-op because they had a nice green colour-scheme to start with and any colours other than green are either looked down on or are illegal.
>Pass by the health section (the entire shop) to the "restricted" area.
>There you see it.
>A Fredo bar.
>The last one.
>On a special offer, a 50% discount.
>It's only £3.40!
>Quickly you swipe it before anyone else can.
>Rush to the till to buy it.
>Open your wallet and hastily pull out a £5 note, slapping it on the counter in front of the cashier.
>She gives you a disgusted look.
>"That note is made from plastic."
>O fuk
>You still have a 2017-era £5 note.
>You barely manage to scream before a horde of police dogs storm the building and ravage your body.
>Such is life in green Britain.

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This is going to end up similar to way Trump ended up on here.

Cunts flipped their lids about Trump getting elected, hysterically screeching about how shit was going to change and get real and then those people gradually skulked away and disappeared once they realised he wasn't going to do fuck all.

Theresa will get in, there will be much rejoicing and then people will start shitting their pants once their NEET bennies are cut, society gets worse, their internet is fucked and the local Spar gets closed so three new munchy box shops can open.

>>129006846
>Being a subhuman

THUH OLD PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE SOON

WHY SHOULD THEY BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

IT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM

IT'S YUNG PEEPLES FUTURE THEY'RE SCREWING OVER

>>129006778
what does that subliminal message read? Cant pin point video to see because Im useless at that

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What is wrong with Labour?

>>129006849
Vote Labour for a Judenrein Britain

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FUCKING WATCH THIS YOU FAGGOTS!!

https://youtu.be/Z8ZiiHYHtdE

Would you be done for a hate crime for writing "Enoch was right" on the paper?

>Catching up on an election debate from a few days ago
>Audience member says "I've had mental health problems for 3 years"
>Rest of audience: clap clap clap

wtf

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>karenposts being deleted

>>129006884
>your response

Make Dresden look like a sandbox

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>Me when I vote for UKIP in a centrist household

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Tesco are doing two cases of Guinness for 20 quid if you're looking for some drinkypoos for tonight.

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>>129006894
I'm blonde hair, blue eyed

>>129006891
anyone with half a brain knows this. i just wish the average voter could see more than a day ahead for fucks sake

>>129006926
Everything.

>>129006744

I've just spat wine all over my laptop you dick

>>129006963
How will they know it's you?

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All the shills are working overtime today

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UKIP VOTERS WATCH THIS!!

>>129007014
>irish stout
GET OUT OF HERE LABOUR SCUM

>>129007014
>drinking Irish Fosters
Yeah nah pal

>>129007037
I just spat dick all over my laptop you wine

>>129006849
This looks suspiciously like the same thing Lutfur Rahman got done for.

>>129006828
Test to see whose policies you agree with

what time does the counts start lads?

>>129007098

https://youtu.be/Z8ZiiHYHtdE

This*

>>129006972
Welcome to modern life. If you're mentally ill then you're "strong and brave" for existing. This is the end game of shows like Oprah, when you parade victims on TV like they're heroes people start to assume they're actually heroes.

are there any poll results?

>my dad posted a selfie of himself at 6:50am waiting for the polling booth to open
>he's this excited to vote labour

I kind of want to be there to see his reaction when Corbyn gets crushed.

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>tfw YKTD still hasn't made an appearance yet.

https://twitter.com/Jerusalem_Post/status/872794374505078785

can anyone explain?

>>129006884
so why do so many Brits look like child molesters?

>>129006926

This is a pretty bad photoshop

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>>129007092

This is the exact same pointless bollocks that makes any Trump discussion on here insufferable.

Get it to fuck.

>>129005665
it's still democratic. you just have some delusions over what democracy actually is. try reading a book once in a while.

>>129007118
10:00.0001 in Sunderland

>>129007162
loads. Average conservative win by 7%

If you mean exit polls they come out in about 7 hours.

>>129007198
many are

>>129006972
Is that the yoof debate? Just wait there are about 3 or 4 champions of mental health that step forward to tell their stories.

>>129006704
I don't particularly care to see more of Suzanne Evans and the rest of the centrists on QT. You hear harder stances out of Lib Dems.

>>129004170
FUCKING RANGEBAN ALL ANGLOS

>>129007170
I accidentally convinced my dad to vote Corbyn because I told him he was a 70s style Socialist

Oops!

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>>129006602
>not 25% in each

>>129007092
EU shills pushing corbyn hard so he cucks for eu banks, its embarrassing how many have fallen for their tricks.

>>129007140
Sign of a dying civilisation :((

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>>129006888

Checked and kekd

Why can't we just count results as they come in like the yanks do? It'd all be over by 4 in the morning. Instead I'll have to be up until at least 9am

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>>129007198
racial prejudice

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>>129006984
Be nice, it's election day desu

I'm even voting UKIP and made OC earlier in thread

>>129007185

you already missed him

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>>129006809
Fuck off.

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>>129007279
love reading about the last days of rome and comparing it to today

>>129007318
Why can't I stop staring at his nose?

>>129007170
he won't be crushed

Corbyn is more popular than blairites like milipede, conservatives will still edge a win though

>>129007185
>>129004262

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>>129007118
We have already counted all the votes comrade. Corbyn won big very big my tovarisch xaxaxa )))))))) it is People's Republic of Great Britain, Glory to the Revolution!

>>129006784
>implying Brexit is all that matters
The Tories have done a good job at fostering this idea, aided by UKIP of course.

It's meaningless in and of itself.

>>129006809

She's a fucking chav mong.

Chav mongs don't get a pass just because they're racist chav mongs.

>>129006984

Don't be mean its election day.

>>129007198
Pakis aren't British mate.

>>129007240
Yeah that's the one. I'm going to have to bail out this is the worst.

The Tories want to privatise the NHS.

Royal Mail has turned to shit since it was privatised.

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d-don't forget to text your grandparents to tell them to vote labour

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>>129006809
I like her, but she's not going to mount a serious offensive against Torycucks. Only UKIP can.

>>129007368
Is there a good documentary series on this?

Why are there so many shills on here today? I would've thought everyone would be pro conservative/ukip?

>>129007411
That will be in labour city seats that they already hold tho

>>129007411
>at universities
>this might be a good sign for Labour
Im sure they already had those seats

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Alright lads, you got 4 choices, do you want typhus, aids, cancer or cholera. Enjoy democracy lads.

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>>129007481

>>129007411
Yes because they all get up at the same time, those who actually work will attend later this evening.

>>129006809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C81NEg4llDQ

controlled opposition

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reminder that our problems run far too deep for traditional political action to fix

>>129007411
>universities will vote Labour
More votes in the wrong places.

>>129007463
I think a few minutes after the blonde mental one you get this exchange:
>Paki: "I've had mental health problems... I've had mental health problems ALL MY LIFE!"
>Audience: "WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

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>>129006809
Jayda Fransen is a crypto-jew with a fake working class accent working for an zio-pressure-valve MI5 op

Mummy is a pure english rose and an overpowering beauty that cannot be resisted

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>>129007332
Forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY

>>129004170
>People actually voting for Tory scum and Lab cucks
Fuck me. You people are morons.

>>129007298
so as to not influence the outcome

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IMPORTANT VID TO WATCH GUYS!

https://youtu.be/Z8ZiiHYHtdE

>>129006809
She looks like a cheap prostitute.

>>129007411
if they're deriving their hope from anecdotal "big queues" it isn't looking too good for them

also most universities have massive queues for everything because every hour on the dot everyone shuffles around at the same time

>>129007519
there's a handful of shills from /r/uk and lefty/pol/, they'll be gone tomorrow.

>>129007411

>Uni students are voting Labour

What a fucking shocker.

Wasn't a UKIP option so i voted Conservatives. Did i do good lads?

>>129005228
Noice one. I voted UKIP for Leeds by post last week.

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>>129007480
>tories want to privatise the nhs
Its fucking inevitable, the UK is going to have private healthcare when the population is increasing by 500,000 every year

>>129007480
NHS is going to end up privatized eventually anyway. You can't honestly think that free healthcare is going to be sustainable in a country that lets immigrants in constantly?

>>129007544
kek

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>>129007484
>tfw no civic ukip paraphernalia gf to nuttall in

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not a fan of mummy's nose hair desu

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>>129007391
Today is a good day

>>129007544
only good content so far

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>>129007411
It's good for Labour because 90% of the voting population are current university undergraduates.

>>129007411
this will do nothing but either increase labour's majority in safe areas or perhaps snag a seat from lib dems (i presume they've got a university seat somewhere)

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>>129007481
>>129007544

Reminder to also post pic related whenever someone brings up Children Of Men, with the line:

>"Did someone mention Clive Owen?"

>>129007544
>you are blocked from viewing Owen Jones tweets
>log out
>twitter/com/owenjones84
>see feed again
lmao

>>129007617
Me too.

>>129007536

Cholera, because it's easily treatable.

>>129007617
No, you should have drawn a cock.

>>129007519
Why would anyone here be pro tory scum? Because they're "right"? fucking lol. UKIP yes!

>>129007318

This man is the fucking GOAT.

An absolute FUCKING legend.

>>129007617
You did the best you could, yes.

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>election day bantz

>>129007223
>it's still democratic
You don't seem to have understood my meaning. You're absolutely right it is.

>2017
>General Election

>Conservative
>Labour
>Lib Dems
>Ukip
>Greens

Pick one

>>129006891
NOBODY is good this election.

Up here I'm stuck between May, Corbyn and Sturgeon. It's raining so I might not even go out today because either way, I'm humped.

>>129007531
>>129007525
>>129007556
>>129007690
>increasingly nervous tory boys

>>129003892
take the ultimate red pill
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

if you aren't rich there's not one single reason to vote conservative

>>129007519
Momentum's new bright idea is to try and influence pol by flooding the board. Because it worked so well for CTR.

>>129007774
I pick spoiled ballot

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v-vote UKIP today s-senpais...

>>129007803
>May, Corbyn and Sturgeon

Swastika on the ballot paper.

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>>129007318
>mogg will singlehandedly repopulate britain with high tories

>>129007493
There are books. Read.

>>129007768
>forced to rely on food banks
just stop smoking fags and drinking booze. problem solved

Don't know who to vote for. Might just not vote at all.

>>129007828
>rich enough
>checks flag
Kek

>>129006706
I'll have £5 on fucking old people

>>129007803
>NOBODY is good this election.

Exactly. And yet we have people celebrating a Tory win.

>>129003892
(((italian)))

>>129007866
Reminder that Mogg is a carpet bagging, disingenuous prick like every other politician

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>>129007774
I vote my conscience.

>>129007748
>Why would anyone here be pro tory scum? Because they're "right"? fucking lol.

Because despite how shit May it's between her and labour.

UKIP won't win because they don't have enough seats. Heck I couldn't even vote for them when I went to vote today. If UKIP got there act together this wouldn't be a problem, that campaign advert on the telly was pathetic.

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>I vote

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>>129007774
The only sensible option.

>>129007716
>>129007716
>>129007716
>>129007716

use this one next lads

>>129007878
As well

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it's over, theresa may is finished

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>>129007852
Looking forward to being part of the 3% based vote.

>>129007874
>forced

Why do they say this? Food banks are not popular because people are struggling and need to use them. They're popular because it's free stuff.

>>129007962

FUCKING

RETARD

>>129006706
The mask could completely slip and they just start blaming "the fucking working clarse!!!"

>>129007962

Way too early m8

>>129007768

To be fair, food banks started under Tony Blair.

Never got the fucking deal about people complaining about food banks. They're a solution to a problem that's always existed.

You could put one in every town and they'd all be filled to capacity. That's always been the case, it's not a new problem, it's just a solution that shines light on it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40198567
>we'll soon be able to cut ties with Saudi

How's the Qatar situation looking by the way? Has the government given an official response?

>>129007962
STOP MAKING FUCKING EARLY THREADS

THIS IS HOW YOU GET MODS TO FUCKING BAN BRIT/POL/ YOU DAFT CUNT

>>129007411
I like how they ignore that everyone but students and the unemployed are at work

Voted UKIP lads

>>129007803

corbyn.

cant be sturgeon, cant be may. lets have it.

>>129007236
thx la

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Reminder: Vote Tory to confirm Brexit. Even if you're uncomfortable with it. Has to be done, lads

>>129008057
good lad gonna vote in half an hour as well

>>129007803
>>129007906
Agreed, but if Brexit negotiations go sour we're well and truly fucked. I'd rather have May than Corbyn for that.

But yeah, May isn't great either.

>>129007906
The only good thing about a tory win (and really, the ONLY good thing) is that it blocks Sturgeon from trying to throw Scotland into the EU again because she will tell her to GTFO with her referendum attempts.

But it's going to come at a severe cost in that she'll start trying to vigorously get backdoors to every UK Internet connections thinking all the baddies use that to communicate, which they don't because why would they use something which could be seized to reveal a big conversation log..

>>129007878
Spoil your ballot

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More Karen desu-wa

>>129007768

Is the general consensus on the left that if you offer people the avenue of free food and household goods, they will not take it?

The mere existence of a foodback increases its usage.

>>129004460
ti pak ko praish tuk

>>129007768
>Journalists

First ones to Long Kesh.

>>129008117
May is a remainer.
Corbyn is a leaver.

The food bank in my town closed down after two months because the woman running it got pissed off that the only people turning up were gypsies and pakis coming over from the next county to take advantage

>>129007983

To be fair, the Independance Day film that came out after Brexit was shit and got panned too.

Maybe it's part of the meme magic, the movie has to be a shitty reboot of a 90's classic for the charm to work.

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>>129008155

Karen "kill the pakis" Kujo

>>129008057
>voted UKIP

Me too, Anon.

>>129008158
The general consensus on the left is that rational truth doesn't exist. And not only that but it is really a tool of oppression.

>>129008117
>muh Brexit
Meaningless on it's own, regardless of whatever 'deal is struck, so long as we don't have any political class willing to deal with the issues which actually saw us vote for Brexit.

>>129008221
>this drivel

>>129008221
Difference is that May has to deal with it whether she likes it or not, and she is going to put the interests of the people most of all in the negotiations.

Corbyn is too soft.

>>129007906
>Exactly. And yet we have people celebrating a Tory win.
Tories are the only ones who have told the EU that no deal is better than a bad deal. All other parties have essentially capitulated before they even started.

May is going to get the boot come 2019 once its over. I trust her to get the best deal rather than Corbyn, who would rather look pious than be ruthless and fight for this country

>>129007849
If you're pro-Brexit then vote Tory. They have to win to guarantee Brexit to the publics expectations

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>>129007866
Karen is not a fucking Tory. She's UKIP all the way.

0 loyalty, you lads. Voting UKIP is what Nigel would want us to do.

>>129007940
Yes, but voting for the Cons based on what? Lies about brexit? better off drawing a cock.

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>>129008042
maybe that's the plan

>>129008221
>still pushing this shit meme
He campaigned to remain
Whether this was due to personal conviction or just being cucked into supporting the status quo, this makes him no different in record to May
Further, he's insisted he'd accept any deal the EU throws at us and therefore cannot be trusted to fight for anything meaningful

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Fucking creasing desu lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDGPEDMOhko

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A pasty-looking redditor with a Corbyn t-shirt on comes up to you on your walk to the shops to stock up on some goodies tonight

"Hey, did you vote today?"

How do you reply?

>>129008158
>Is the general consensus on the left that if you offer people the avenue of free food and household goods, they will not take it?

They don't actually give a shit about these people either way, food banks just happen to be a useful political tool. Next time you hear one of them whine about it, ask them if they've ever donated anything.

>>129008221
Corbyn such a strong leaver that he campaigned (albeit half-arsedly) for Remain.

>>129008159
A ти пък кo пpaйш тaм?

>>129008221

>Implying PM's have free reign

They're held to account by their MP's lad.

Also, Corbyn's grievances with the EU are very different to most peoples, he'd keep up the mass immigration and everything else we hated regardless.

>>129008221
>Corbyn is a leaver.
>campaigned for remain
>wants to stay in the single market
>will do anything for an EU deal
Kill yourself

Reminder that there is no such thing as a Soft Brexit

Soft Brexit is a synonym for membership of the European Union

>>129008374
She's a Tory for this election. Pretty sure Karen actually wants Brexit

The only black lad in my friend group is voting labour, everyone else is conservative

Shocker

>>129008347
>the people
The issue here being what "the people" Is considered to be by them. Protip: it's not what anyone here would agree with

>>129008444
Who here wants an /aldenteBrexit/?

>>129008384
Better than Corbyn who has delusions of grandeur, spouting idealistic nonsense that has no idea of coming to fruition. Where does he plan on getting all this money for all of these stupid policies?

>>129008330

True - but it takes a specific kind of ignorance to refuse to draw the link between the take up of a free service and the publicity of that service.

Reminder

https://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200607/cmbills/027/07027.i-i.html

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>>129008411
FOREIGNERS OUT!

>>129008395
'Yeah, voted tory. Nice ironic shirt'
Watch as he tries to awkwardly laugh it off

>>129008374
isn't the UKIP kinda pointless now tho? I mean the party completed its goal after all didn't it? I dont mean to sound like a dick but it seems like the party should either rename itself or just fold

>>129008395
"Yeah"

>>129007768
I don't understand the problem with food banks.
Surely a form of charity that doesn't require £billions of government spending but instead relies on the goodness of people is better for all?

It is voluntary, it reduces government expenditure and it fosters genuine Christian charitable values.

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Reminder that Tories look after their NEETs.

>>129008221
>Corbyn is a leaver
>Corbyn has already said he wants to stay in the single market
>EU has said that this means keeping all the rules, all the taxes, and free movement
>basically be a member state, except he will undoubtedly 'negotiate' away our opt-outs
Kill yourself

>>129008444
Exactly. And that's what Labour and a coalition of Remoaner parties will cuck us into. Tories have to win to ensure Brexit

>>129008395
>Why of course, young man! B-N-P, B-N-P!

>>129004322
They can post that shit around to other sites. Straw polls are shit. They can be easily brigaded

>>129008374
Nigel told us to vote Tory though

Just got back from my polling station. Feels good to vote Green.

>>129008500
Voting for the cons based on what? Your answer is because Corbyn? Lol you.

>>129008493
Fair enough, but as I said it's simply a lesser of the two scenario.

I don't like May or Corbyn, I'd rather have UKIP but since they've fucked up this time round it's not like we have much of a choice.

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So UKIP don't run here in this shitehole so I wrote in UKIP even drew the logo quite nicely I might add. Named the candidate Bard Hexit. Did I do good?

>>129006518
tory minority is honestly the best solution to this

>>129008626
source?

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>>129008534
FOREIGNERS OUT!

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> Work at McWage
> Everyone there is fucking students and when they all fuck off back home we get fucked in the ass
> Get whined at on a daily fucking basis to vote Labour
> Tell them I'm voting Tory
> Get banned from various group chats and publically insulted infront of customers

I fucking hate students, I fucking hate my job.

>>129008513
There's always guys with rosettes sitting in the foyer.

>>129008632
LABOUR BTFO

>>129008406

Of course they won't have, but they will wax lyrical about their £5 monthly donation to Shelter and that time they shared a Facebook post about 'homeless spikes'.

Half tempted to go along to a food bank as a 'volunteer' to see exactly who is taking advantage of this system.

Who will have the most seats?

>>129008648
I sincerely hope you're not in a Labour seat that's got a chance to flip anon

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>>129008470
>2017
>being mates with non-whites

Ooooooh mate you fucked up there

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>>129008687
PAKIS OUT!!

>>129008648
Your joke is solid if you're in a safe seat.

>>129008716
ur mum cause she's so fat

>Before you vote, watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ujjKkesPI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ujjKkesPI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ujjKkesPI

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>>129008648
You did best lad.

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Torn between voting UKIP or Green party desu

Tories = Brexit. Make it happen, lads

>>129008648

Do you mongs actually do shite like this just so you can come on here and talk about it?

>>129008693

what city lad?

>>129008636
There is simply two possible candidates and that is Corbyn or May.

So yeah, my answer is because Corbyn. May isn't good ethier but who would I rather have for Brexit? That and Corbyn's polices are unrealistic and will only cause more taxes and solutions that won't work in the long term.

>>129007117
link?

8 HOURS UNTIL EXIT POLL

I'm excited lads could be a bit tighter than first thought tonight, get the beers in

>>129008648
Cringe.

>>129008820
Exeter

>>129008693
wagie i told you no salt on my chips. now do it again, and do it properly

>>129008693
>having a McJob past the age of 18
At least you can take solace in the fact that they're all just as worthless as you are, anon

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>>129008522
>Foreigners out.
>On the day Tories are about to win a large majority.
Lotta ironing today.

>>129008810
People are just looking for validation so they can feel accepted by us. Kinda cute.

>>129008693
Universities have been and always will be a source of idealistic leftists. And it'll probably stay that way for the next centuries.

>>129008644
>it's a lesser of the two scenario
Isn't it always? Until people start striving for something better that's not changing It requires risk taking and the potential for suffering though, something the modern (at least western) man is far from willing to endure. Myself included, frankly.

>>129008693
Pretty disgusting. Also amazed at how quickly this "you vote Tory you're evil I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!" behaviour has taken off. Graduated uni 10 years ago and it did exist then but was only a very weird minority.

>>129008648
>Someone actually did something this autistic

I hope this is a joke.

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Was Jim Hacker the greatest Prime Minister?

>>129008674
He did indeed. In fact UKIP aren't standing in half of the constituencies they were last time, implying oubshoidl vote Tory to secure a ukip-style Brexit

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>>129006809
>>129007602

u wot m8?

>>129008958
Then SJW outrage culture took off and it exploded.

>>129008823
>There is simply two possible choice and that is death by suffocation in space or drowning at the bottom of the ocean.
>Participating in the game
Kek

>>129008752
SNP safe one party state here
>>129008810
Was either that or wipe my arse with it.
>>129008787
Thanks

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>>129008941
Like these sorts of people.

>>129008982
>Not Francis Urquhart

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>>129009024
>Cons: 146 votes (41%)
>Lab: 112 votes (42%)

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>>129008932
I know we're fucked lad I'm just expressing myself.

>>129009017
* You should

>>129009026
in some other timeline she was a pornstar
she kinda have a Sophie Dee vibe over her

>>129009026
would

>>129008840
Voteforpolicies.org.uk

>>129009045
>SNP Seat
I feel sorry for you m8, I'm in a hard SNP region too.

Current brit/pol/ strawpoll:

Cons: 146 votes (41%)
Lab: 112 votes (31%)
UKIP: 64 votes (18%)

>>129009024
>these aren't momentumfags fagging up the polls

>>129009024
Botted to death

>>129008951
Well were fucked if Brexit goes through so I'm hoping May does well for that. Otherwise we're fucked.

>>129009031
The game happens whether you like it or not. Someone will win and it will be out of those two, so you haven't got much of a choice.

>>129008674
Oh no I'm wrong

>>129007716
>>129007716
>>129007716
>>129007716
New Thread

>>129007716
>>129007716
>>129007716
>>129007716
New Thread

>>129009055
How do I buy my house, food and utilities with love vouchers?

>>129009045
>Was either that or wipe my arse with it.

Brexit talks begin in ten days. This is what the election is about. Forget all the other shite - it's just window dressing. You have to pick who you want at that table, May or Jezza.

There's no point in wasting your ballot.

Anyone got that "Greg Knight surge" meme? Saw it earlier, now I've lost it.